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Позитивный взгляд Фиби на мир рушится, когда она узнает, чем на самом деле заканчивается фильм «Старый Йеллер». После этого она начинает смотреть все фильмы с меланхоличными концовками, которые мать запрещала ей смотреть в детстве, и впадает в серьезную депрессию, придираясь ко всем печальным деталям даже в самых жизнерадостных фильмах. У Чендлера и Джои есть лишний билет на игру «Никс», и Моника предлагает взять с собой Ричарда. Вскоре после этого Моника начинает ревновать, когда трое мужчин начинают постоянно проводить время вместе. Чендлер и Джои считают Ричарда «крутым папой», которого у них никогда не было, в то время как Ричард считал их просто друзьями. Тем временем Росс недоволен тем, что пропускает большинство первых достижений Бена, поэтому он решает провести с сыном целые выходные в надежде, что это поможет ему пережить больше важных событий. В процессе Росс невольно раскрывает Рейчел, что он спланировал для них целое будущее, что сильно расстраивает последнюю.
- 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:08,340 Hey.
- 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:11,844 -What you guys doing? -Monica's making us watch Old Yel/er.
- 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:17,641 Why are you guys upset? It's Old Yel/er. lt's a happy movie.
- 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:20,310 -What? -What are you talking about?
- 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:22,771 Come on. Happy family gets a dog.
- 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,565 Frontier fun!
- 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:28,277 Pheebs, what about the end?
- 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,613 Oh, when Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone's happy?
- 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:32,990 That's not the end.
- 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:37,077 Yeah-huh. that's when my mother would shut off the TV and say, "The end."
- 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,581 What about when he has rabies?
- 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,125 He doesn't have rabies. He has babies.
- 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,754 That's what my mom said.
- 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:51,550 Uh, Phoebe, I don't think she'd want you to see what's about to happen.
- 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,178 Why? What's about to happen?
- 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,180 I've never seen this part.
- 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:59,391 Hey, Travis, what you doing with that gun?
- 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,852 [OLD YELLER GROWLlNG ON TV]
- 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,145 Oh, no.
- 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,606 No, no, Travis, put down the gun.
- 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,567 No, no, he's your buddy. He's your Yeller.
- 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:10,235 No! The end! The end!
- 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,154 [GUNSHOT ON TV]
- 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:16,992 Okay, what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this?
- 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:11,505 Have you guys eaten? Uh, Richard and ! just finished, and we've got leftovers.
- 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,799 Chicken and potatoes.
- 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,718 What am I wearing?
- 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,847 Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
- 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:29,398 One of these times, you'll really be naked and we won't come over.
- 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,276 I got a leg, three breasts and a wing.
- 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,404 How do you find clothes that fit?
- 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,740 Oh, hey, Monica? We got a question.
- 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:42,327 All right, yes, I see other women in the shower at the gym.
- 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,996 And no, ! don't look.
- 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,206 No, not that one.
- 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:49,334 We're figuring out who to bring to the Knicks game.
- 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,796 Ross can't go, so it's between my friend Eric Prower, who has breath issues...
- 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,423 [JOEY GROANS]
- 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:57,551 ...and Dan, with the poking. "Did you see that play?"
- 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,888 "You want more beer? Is that Spike Lee?"
- 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:03,265 Ha, ha, okay.
- 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,976 Why don't you ask Richard?
- 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:10,147 Uh, Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game...
- 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:16,111 ...and you had to choose between a friend who smelled...
- 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:20,032 ...and one who bruises you, who would you pick?
- 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,491 Wow.
- 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:23,493 Being a huge Knicks fan myself...
- 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:27,748 ...I think you should take someone who's a huge Knicks fan.
- 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,666 Okay.
- 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,418 That's Eric.
- 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,838 Glad to be of help. Matches.
- 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,550 I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game?
- 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,302 CHANDLER & JOEY: Eh.
- 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,887 What?
- 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,890 -I don't know. -Come on!
- 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:49,561 He keeps his fingers to himself, and he's always minty fresh.
- 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:53,315 Richard's really nice. Uh, we just don't know him really well.
- 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,234 Plus, he's old--
- 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,988 --er than some people.
- 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,075 But, uh, younger than some buildings.
- 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,704 So what, he's a little older. Big deal.
- 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,498 He's important to me.
- 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,626 If you ask him, he might take you in his Jag.
- 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,590 How do we say yes...
- 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:21,593 ...and make it seem like it's not just to ride in the cool car?
- 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,264 Okay, this could be tough.
- 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:28,225 Okay, okay, okay. Monica?
- 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,895 We'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.
- 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,275 Ooh, you almost had it.
- 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,572 [ROSS SN!FFS]
- 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:44,866 No, no, you're fine. You're fine.
- 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,994 -Hello, ha, ha. -Hey.
- 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:48,829 Hi, honey. Oh.
- 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,498 You are not gonna believe what happened!
- 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,876 We were playing on the floor, and he grabs the table...
- 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,087 ...and he pulls himself up!
- 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,674 He pulled himself up!
- 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,384 Standing man!
- 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:07,264 I'm sorry you missed it, but I did tape it if you wanna see it.
- 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:10,392 Uh, we know. He already did it last week.
- 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,728 You can watch our tape if you want.
- 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:17,316 Ah, see, I don't believe this. I missed the first time of everything.
- 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,736 The first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled.
- 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,280 What else? Has he spoken? Is he driving?
- 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:26,158 Does he have a favorite liqueur?
- 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,827 He is getting closer on the talking thing.
- 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:32,372 He can't quite say "mama" yet, but once he said "Yemen."
- 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:36,376 See, I don't know. I'm so sick of missing stuff.
- 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:40,172 I want him for more than a day. I want him for a whole weekend.
- 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,423 Listen. ! feel--
- 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,008 That would be great.
- 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,680 Really? ! had a whole speech prepared.
- 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,974 Oh, shoot, that would've been fun.
- 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,685 [BEN GROANS]
- 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,395 Oh, look, did you just see that?
- 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:58,190 Did you see? He just waved! He just waved!
- 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,692 He's never waved before!
- 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,153 Yes, he has. Very good.
- 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,325 -Hey. -Hey, Pheebs. What you got there?
- 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:12,454 Love Story, Brian's Song and Terms of Endearment.
- 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,332 Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields...
- 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,126 ...and some guacamole, and you got yourself a party!
- 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:22,464 I talked to my grandma about the Old Yel/er incident...
- 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:26,468 ...and she said my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies...
- 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,388 ...to shield us from the pain and sadness.
- 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:32,182 You know, before she killed herself.
- 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,852 -Hey. -Hey.
- 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:38,230 Where's Richard? Did you ditch him?
- 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,483 After we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie.
- 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,278 What's the matter with you? He's parking the car.
- 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:49,991 -Did you guys have fun? -Your boyfriend is so cool.
- 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:54,204 He let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 1 2 blocks. Me for 1 5.
- 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:55,914 RACHEL: Wow.
- 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,582 He must like you best.
- 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:01,586 Oh, what about when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats?
- 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,713 You never even saw the money.
- 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,675 Hey, Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats.
- 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:10,804 Ha, ha, you're welcome. Hey, Joey, thanks for parking the car.
- 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,681 No problem, ha, ha.
- 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,184 -Hey, Chandler-- -I think they get it.
- 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,021 CHANDLER: There's the man!
- 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:21,982 Hey.
- 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,900 -Hey, you're getting better. -Huh? Ha, ha.
- 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,111 I'm gonna keep this.
- 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,071 Okay.
- 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,322 He kept my dollar.
- 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,165 Your first weekend without Ben. What are you doing?
- 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,292 Ah, we're going to colonial Williamsburg.
- 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:44,963 A woman I went to college with is the first female blacksmith there.
- 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:48,383 They're a little behind the times in colonial Williamsburg.
- 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:52,095 Ha, ha. Well, look, ! better go before Mommy starts weeping.
- 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:55,265 SUSAN: We love you. -Bye, Mommy.
- 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,309 ROSS: Have a good time.
- 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,436 Okay, Ben.
- 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:00,687 -Ross. -Yeah?
- 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:01,938 Look.
- 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:11,656 Joey, do you know we can see you from here?
- 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:15,785 How come Richard looks cooler with one of these?
- 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:18,914 You may wanna light it and lose the spatula.
- 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,710 It's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
- 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,670 Not like him, per se.
- 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,048 Just not unlike him.
- 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,810 It's the artist formerly known as Chandler.
- 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:45,232 I'm just trying something here, you know?
- 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:47,150 Why didn't you grow a mustache?
- 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:48,527 Oh, we flipped for it.
- 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,570 I got the cigar, he got the mustache.
- 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:53,865 If we both grew them, we'd look like dorks.
- 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,283 [LAUGHlNG]
- 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:58,203 You really sidestepped that land mine.
- 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,540 I promised Richard we'd meet downstairs.
- 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:02,791 You're meeting Richard?
- 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,668 -Ranger game. -Didn't he tell you?
- 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:08,213 He said he was going out with the guys. I didn't know that was you.
- 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,589 You hear that?
- 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,759 -We're the guys! -We're the guys!
- 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,512 With that mustache, he reminds me of Aunt Sylvia.
- 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:17,013 Thank you!
- 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,567 -Hi, we're visiting. -Yay.
- 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,778 It's Ben and his dada.
- 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:34,114 Dada.
- 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,992 -Can you say "dada"? -Aw.
- 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:40,287 I'm telling your mommies you said it, so you might as well.
- 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:42,080 -No luck, huh? -No.
- 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,541 A while ago, I got a "seh" out of him...
- 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:49,671 ...which I thought might turn into "seh-condary caregiver," but....
- 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:55,385 Would you, uh, hold him for a sec? I gotta take this off.
- 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,471 -Oh, yeah, sure, okay. -There we go.
- 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,520 What are you doing?
- 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,647 I'm holding Ben.
- 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,568 Yeah, well, he's a baby, not a bomb.
- 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:13,612 Okay.
- 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,572 Hold him like you'd hold a football.
- 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:18,617 This is how I would hold a football.
- 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,036 Here. Here. There we go.
- 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:25,582 Sorry, !'m not very good with babies. I haven't been around them.
- 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,917 -I mean, you know, since ! was one. -Ha, ha.
- 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,962 -It's all right. No big deal. -Really?
- 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,049 You'll feel different when it's our baby.
- 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:35,967 -What? -What?
- 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,678 You think about stuff like that?
- 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,598 Uh, yeah. ! mean....
- 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,186 Actually, I kind of think that we'll have two babies.
- 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,981 Two babies?
- 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,233 You know, a boy and a girl.
- 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,820 Hopefully, the girl will come first, so Ben won't feel competitive.
- 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,490 [STAMMER!NG]
- 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,408 Then what's gonna happen?
- 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:04,663 We won't wanna raise kids in the city, so we'll move to Scarsdale.
- 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,414 Scar-- Uh-huh.
- 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:10,043 We'll be far enough from our parents so we don't have to see them...
- 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,671 ...but close enough that they can babysit.
- 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:17,092 And yes, I know the taxes are a little higher than Nassau County...
- 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,344 ...but the school system's great.
- 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,055 Wow! Ha, ha.
- 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,891 Wow, that's great! Great!
- 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,727 -Okay, wow! You know what? ROSS: Hmm?
- 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,605 I'm off my break now. So, uh....
- 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,732 Um, here. You take this.
- 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,901 And, um....
- 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:38,154 I'm gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee.
- 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,447 Okay.
- 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:41,658 Look at that. I don't have a pot.
- 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,285 I don't have a pot. Maybe I've got one at home.
- 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,871 Or in Scarsdale. Hey, is that a door?
- 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,623 Rach.
- 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,088 -Hey. -Hey, Pheebs. What's happening?
- 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:59,551 Oh, okay, murder, cancer, soccer teams eating each other in the Andes.
- 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,263 -You watched the movies? PHOEBE: Uh-huh.
- 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,099 What is happening to the world?
- 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,477 I mean.... No, no, because E.T. leaves...
- 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,355 ...and Rocky loses. Charlotte dies.
- 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,065 Charlotte who?
- 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,608 With the web. The spider.
- 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,986 She dies. She has babies and dies.
- 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:21,281 It's like, "Welcome home from the hospital." Thud!
- 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,033 You wanna feel better?
- 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:26,619 PHOEBE: Yeah. -Okay.
- 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:29,873 Here. Watch this.
- 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,709 lt's a Wonderful Life. Yes, !'ve heard of this.
- 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,503 So you can't lose. It's there in the title.
- 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,422 Wonderfulness is baked right in.
- 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,091 I fell for that with Pride of the Yankees.
- 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,385 I thought I'd see a film about Yankee pride.
- 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,722 And boom! The guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
- 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:51,728 Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kind of see it coming?
- 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,357 Watch that. lt'll restore all your faith in humanity.
- 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,235 Hey, big guy. Game time.
- 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,280 -Hey! Be right there! -There's a game?
- 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,617 I just got my Pik-Up Stiks back from the shop.
- 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,745 Bring your nerves of steel.
- 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,041 It's the basketball playoffs.
- 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:17,754 Um, ! appreciate this, but you don't have to hang out with them for me.
- 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,464 They have each other.
- 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,841 Oh, no, honey. ! mean, don't worry.
- 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:25,970 I like hanging out with them. They're different than my other friends.
- 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:30,225 They don't start sentences with "You know who just died shoveling snow?"
- 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,645 All right, that's great. Then just go.
- 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,480 Go Knicks!
- 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,941 -Uh, it's the college playoffs. MONICA: Oh.
- 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,527 -Then, go Vassar! -Uh, they're not in it.
- 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,571 -Okay, then just go. -Okay.
- 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,658 Ugh, why does this bother me so much?
- 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:51,704 I'm not one of those people who wants to spend 24 hours a day together.
- 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,164 Sure.
- 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,501 He just doesn't have much free time. What do I do?
- 00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,630 Does it matter? You'll just die or divorce or blow your pet's head off.
- 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,718 -Ugh! -Me too!
- 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:09,347 Rachel, I got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys--
- 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,474 Ross made plans for the century.
- 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:15,645 I'm gonna go read Cosmo. Maybe there's something helpful in it.
- 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:20,608 If not, I can learn how to do a bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles.
- 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,528 Okay.
- 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,530 What happened back there?
- 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,532 RACHEL: I don't know. You tell me.
- 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,493 One minute I'm holding Ben, then !'ve got two kids...
- 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,663 ...I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about taxes!
- 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,499 Well, I'm sorry. I think about stuff.
- 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:40,545 You're at work, you're assembling bones, your mind wanders.
- 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,382 You've planned out the next 20 years. We've dated for six weeks!
- 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,467 You never think about our future?
- 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,762 I think about whose apartment we'll sleep at tomorrow...
- 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,098 ...and where we'll have dinner next Saturday!
- 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,851 I do not think about our children's names!
- 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,813 You know what our children's names will be?
- 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,481 Ha, ha, no.
- 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:04,277 No, I mean, you know. I read a book, and there was a girl named Emily.
- 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,696 And I thought that might be good.
- 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,574 What was the book?
- 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,702 The Big Book of Children's Names.
- 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,163 Okay. Ross, Ross.
- 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,497 Okay, listen.
- 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,166 What we have is amazing.
- 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,252 But ! do not want everything decided for me!
- 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,046 I spent my whole life like that.
- 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,924 It's what I had with Barry. That's a reason ! left.
- 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,092 I like not knowing right now.
- 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:32,305 Sorry if that scares you, but if you wanna be with me, deal with that!
- 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,265 -Okay, fine! -Thank you!
- 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,809 -We're not done! -I didn't know that.
- 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:41,356 You're with a guy who won't stop planning his future with you.
- 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,399 He knows we'll end up together.
- 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,819 If that scares you, tough! You'll have to deal with that.
- 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,988 -I will! -Good, because I love you!
- 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,740 Oh, yeah? ! love you too!
- 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,159 -That's the first time we've said that! -Yes.
- 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,828 -I'm gonna kiss you! -You better!
- 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,586 -Hey. -Hey.
- 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,338 Oh, thanks for the great movie tip.
- 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,423 -Did you like it? -Oh, yeah.
- 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:11,177 I don't know if I was happier when George Bailey destroyed the business...
- 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:15,264 ...or, um, Donna Reed cried or when the pharmacist made his ear bleed.
- 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,978 I'll give you the ear thing, but wasn't the ending wonderful?
- 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,313 I didn't watch it. I was too depressed.
- 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,816 It kept getting worse! It should've been called:
- 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:29,362 "lt's a Sucky Life, And Just When You Think It Can't Suck Anymore, lt Does!"
- 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,948 [DOOR SLAMS]
- 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,533 Kick, save! And...
- 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,034 ...denied!
- 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:39,706 He gets it back. Pass to the middle, lines it up and bam!
- 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:40,957 Yes!
- 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,293 Could that shot be any prettier?
- 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,504 Man, you are incredible.
- 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,464 We had a table in college.
- 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,967 Oh, really? I didn't know they had foosball in the 1 800s.
- 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,593 [JOEY CHUCKLES]
- 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,847 Nice mustache. At puberty, that thing will really kick in.
- 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,480 Not to sound too Florence Henderson, but dinner's on the table.
- 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:05,815 One more point.
- 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,069 MONICA: Score!
- 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,197 -Now can we go? -Uh--
- 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,908 That's why we don't let her play.
- 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,955 -Is everything all right? -Mm-hm.
- 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,206 Uh-oh.
- 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,709 Oh, hey, don't be mad at him. It's our fault.
- 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,878 I'm sorry we've been hogging his time.
- 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,213 He's just really great to hang out with.
- 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,631 -Well.... JOEY: No, seriously.
- 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:34,343 We just talked about this. He is so much cooler than our dads.
- 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,515 Our dads are okay and all, but Richard is just--
- 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,893 Ow, ow, ow. What are you kicking me for?
- 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,980 Huh? I'm trying to talk here.
- 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:50,359 Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
- 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,320 -Oh, yeah. -No!
- 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,697 No.
- 00:17:56,116 --> 00:18:00,244 You're just clearly not familiar with our young persons' vernacular.
- 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,831 When we say "dad," we mean "buddy."
- 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,542 -We mean "pal." -Uh-huh, yeah.
- 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,337 No, seriously. Joey's my dad.
- 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,130 [CHANDLER CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,092 Monica's my dad.
- 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,345 I've even got some dads down at work.
- 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:18,805 That's fine.
- 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:23,309 Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening.
- 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,603 I'll just see you kids around.
- 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,146 Nighty-night.
- 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,233 CHANDLER: You're not a dad! -You're not a dad!
- 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,652 I can't believe you got us into trouble.
- 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,490 [SCOFFS]
- 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,742 So are you okay?
- 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,911 Yeah.
- 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,204 Just...
- 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,832 ...I feel like !'m about a hundred.
- 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,168 I thought I was just one of the guys.
- 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:50,962 Come here.
- 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,048 I'll make you feel like one of the guys.
- 00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,762 RlCHARD: Mm.
- 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,932 For a really cool guy, you suck at foosball.
- 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,852 I was killing them.
- 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,271 -Yeah, well they suck too. -Ha, ha.
- 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,857 MONICA: Hmm.
- 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:15,027 You take the poopy diaper and put it in the poopy diaper pail.
- 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:19,365 Calling it a "poopy diaper" doesn't make this process any cuter.
- 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,410 [!NTERCOM BUZZES]
- 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,162 -Hello. CAROL: It's us.
- 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,413 ROSS: Come on up.
- 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,206 I'll get his stuff together.
- 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:30,418 Okay, we can do this now, can't we, Ben?
- 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,921 Yes, we can.
- 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,884 There! I did it!
- 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,886 Ha, ha, I did it!
- 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,597 Ooh, look at that!
- 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,808 Oh, it stays on and everything.
- 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,727 -Hi. BEN: Hi.
- 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,485 I'm sorry. What did you just say? Did you just say "hi"?
- 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,530 Oh, my God! Ross? Ben just said hi!
- 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,073 -What? -Ben just said hi!
- 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,783 What, the word "hi"?
- 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,785 No, my Uncle Hi.
- 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,748 Great! And I missed that too. I miss everything!
- 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,043 Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I just bring it out in him.
- 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,586 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,880 -Where is he? -We missed you.
- 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,634 We missed you so much! Come here, Ben, ha, ha.
- 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,303 Guess what? Ben just said his first word.
- 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,347 BOTH [IN UNlSON]: What did he say?
- 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,057 Something about hi.
- 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,350 [LAUGHlNG]
- 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,603 -That's so exciting! -Mommy's so proud of you!
- 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,022 Hi. Hi?
- 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,316 You know, actually, it's more like, hi!
- 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,902 -Hi? -Hi.
- 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,780 -Hi. -Hi.
- 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,698 This could go on for a while.
- 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,867 You're right. We've got a cab waiting.
- 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,869 Well, this was fun.
- 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,997 We should do it again sometime, Ben. What do you say?
- 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,249 Okay.
- 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,085 -All right, so !'ve got him...? -Tuesday.
- 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,419 Bye, you guys.
- 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,296 SUSAN: Take care. -Bye, Ben.
- 00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,382 BEN: Bye.
- 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,761 Did he just say "bye"?
- 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,096 He said bye!
- 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,306 You said-- He said bye to me!
- 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:09,433 -Yes, he did! -Oh.
- 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:12,270 Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college!
- 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:16,315 We've gotta go. We've got that cab downstairs.
- 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,567 See you later.
- 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,027 -Bye. BEN: Bye.
- 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,320 -Oh! -Ha, ha.
- 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:25,491 -Bye. BEN: Bye.
- 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,535 Bye.
- 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,078 Oh.
- 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,298 Wow. Look at this nice deep hole I dug. Hey, Bert...
- 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,091 ...isn't this a nice hole here?
- 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,342 PHOEBE: Okay, ahem.
- 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:48,055 Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him.
- 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:53,769 Now, I've looked ahead on the tape, and he does find him again.
- 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:58,524 But before that happens, there's some rough going for a while.
- 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,818 But ! think we can handle it.
- 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:06,198 And there's just the alphabet, but we know that ends well, so....
- 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,742 Here we go.
- 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,327 Bert? Bert?
- 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,203 Bert?
- 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:14,999 What happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago.
- 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,293 Oh, no! My old friend Bert is lost.
- 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,545 -Mm. -I'm so glad you're here.
- 00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,097 [English - US - SDH]