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Эпизод с прощальной вечеринкой Рэйчел
The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
Сезон: 10Серия: 16
Описание
Когда Эрика приезжает в Нью-Йорк, чтобы подготовиться к рождению ребенка, компания устраивает прощальную вечеринку для Рэйчел, во время которой она прощается с каждым из своих друзей по отдельности, доводя всех до слез, кроме Росса, который расстроен и недоумевает, почему она не прощается с ним. Позже Рэйчел признается Россу, что с учетом их прошлого ей было бы слишком тяжело прощаться с ним, и последовавшая за этим эмоциональная ссора приводит к тому, что они проводят ночь вместе. Моника и Чендлер начинают собирать вещи в своей квартире, и Чендлер находит пару наручников и пытается выяснить, кому они принадлежат. У Эрики начинаются роды, и Чендлер с Моникой срочно везут ее в больницу.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,407 --> 00:00:04,742 All right, let's play one more time, okay?
- 00:00:04,909 --> 00:00:07,954 And remember, if I win, you do not move to Paris.
- 00:00:08,121 --> 00:00:11,249 Okay. I can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on.
- 00:00:11,416 --> 00:00:15,044 All right, Joe, you remember the rules. Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.
- 00:00:15,211 --> 00:00:16,588 Just flip.
- 00:00:18,298 --> 00:00:20,467 - Tails! - Damn it!
- 00:00:21,509 --> 00:00:24,721 So we thought we'd throw you a little going-away party around 7.
- 00:00:24,888 --> 00:00:26,473 Oh, that sounds good.
- 00:00:26,639 --> 00:00:29,642 Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow. Shouldn't you be packing?
- 00:00:29,809 --> 00:00:32,395 - It's all done. - Oh, yeah, right.
- 00:00:32,562 --> 00:00:36,983 And after I took a shower this morning, I just threw my towel on the floor.
- 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:40,069 - Oh, God, it hurts to even joke about it. RACHEL: I know.
- 00:00:40,445 --> 00:00:44,282 Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom.
- 00:00:44,449 --> 00:00:48,119 This is Emma's Paris stuff. These are the boxes that I'm having shipped...
- 00:00:48,286 --> 00:00:50,580 ...and that's the sandwich I made for the plane.
- 00:00:50,747 --> 00:00:53,082 - Okay, you've done some good work. RACHEL: Yeah.
- 00:00:53,249 --> 00:00:54,626 What about your carry-ons?
- 00:00:54,792 --> 00:00:58,004 Oh, well, everything that I need is in here...
- 00:00:58,171 --> 00:01:00,632 ...and my travel documents are on the counter...
- 00:01:00,798 --> 00:01:03,885 ...organized in the order that I will be needing them.
- 00:01:04,052 --> 00:01:07,680 Oh, my God. I have nothing left to teach you.
- 00:01:09,766 --> 00:01:13,144 - Where's your passport? - It should be next to my plane ticket.
- 00:01:13,311 --> 00:01:16,606 - Well, it's not. RACHEL: What? Maybe I put it in here?
- 00:01:16,773 --> 00:01:19,359 Oh! Oh, it's not in there!
- 00:01:19,526 --> 00:01:22,111 Oh, no, I must have packed it in one of these boxes!
- 00:01:22,403 --> 00:01:25,281 - Here, let me help you. - Shoot.
- 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,743 I can't believe I did this.
- 00:01:28,910 --> 00:01:32,622 At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport?
- 00:02:24,090 --> 00:02:26,634 Oh, wow, can you believe you're only three weeks away?
- 00:02:26,801 --> 00:02:28,136 I know.
- 00:02:28,303 --> 00:02:32,056 - You don't mind me touching your belly? - I don't mind you touching my belly...
- 00:02:32,223 --> 00:02:35,310 ...but your hand's kind of blocking the part where the baby's gonna come out.
- 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:40,231 - Hey! ERICA: Hey.
- 00:02:40,398 --> 00:02:44,986 Hi, Erica. Welcome back to town. Wow, look how big you've gotten.
- 00:02:45,153 --> 00:02:47,238 That's because I'm pregnant.
- 00:02:47,989 --> 00:02:50,950 - Right. No, I understand. - Oh, okay.
- 00:02:51,117 --> 00:02:54,704 I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
- 00:02:55,663 --> 00:02:57,498 No, no, I knew.
- 00:03:01,336 --> 00:03:04,714 - Okay, well, stop staring at them. - She brought them up.
- 00:03:06,591 --> 00:03:08,760 I didn't realize you were coming back so soon.
- 00:03:08,926 --> 00:03:11,054 In a couple weeks I won't be able to travel.
- 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:14,641 I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.
- 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:19,103 - Why isn't she staying with you guys? - Because we're moving in a couple days.
- 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:23,441 Plus, hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks.
- 00:03:24,692 --> 00:03:26,444 Erica, those things aren't free.
- 00:03:26,611 --> 00:03:29,739 In fact, they have one of the highest markups of any consumer product--
- 00:03:29,906 --> 00:03:33,826 Ross, she's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
- 00:03:35,453 --> 00:03:37,538 ERICA: I'll be right back.
- 00:03:40,041 --> 00:03:42,919 Oh, man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.
- 00:03:43,086 --> 00:03:45,630 I know. I know.
- 00:03:45,797 --> 00:03:49,384 You know, you could take it if you want. The lease is still in Nana's name.
- 00:03:49,550 --> 00:03:53,304 No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad.
- 00:03:53,471 --> 00:03:55,890 Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
- 00:03:56,057 --> 00:03:57,350 Yeah, it takes two incomes.
- 00:03:58,393 --> 00:04:00,645 Hey, is Chandler here? We talked about catching a movie.
- 00:04:00,812 --> 00:04:02,397 Oh, no, he doesn't have time for that.
- 00:04:02,563 --> 00:04:04,982 You can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
- 00:04:05,149 --> 00:04:08,820 Hmm. Packing. Sexy cheerleader comedy.
- 00:04:08,986 --> 00:04:13,700 Hmm. Helpful brother. Creepy loner at teen movie.
- 00:04:15,284 --> 00:04:17,161 Creep)'
- 00:04:25,086 --> 00:04:29,173 - What are you guys doing? - Try it. I can't feel a thing.
- 00:04:36,431 --> 00:04:38,349 Are you kidding?
- 00:04:39,976 --> 00:04:42,228 - This is packing? - We're taking a break.
- 00:04:42,395 --> 00:04:43,896 From?
- 00:04:44,063 --> 00:04:45,982 Jumping on the bed.
- 00:04:46,566 --> 00:04:50,278 All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours, and there's a lot to do.
- 00:04:50,445 --> 00:04:53,489 Ross, you've got Geller blood. You're in charge of these yahoos.
- 00:04:53,656 --> 00:04:55,116 - You got it. MONICA: All right.
- 00:04:55,283 --> 00:04:57,493 ROSS: She's right. We gotta get serious.
- 00:04:57,660 --> 00:05:00,663 Let's put Styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
- 00:05:02,623 --> 00:05:06,461 No, guys, she's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet.
- 00:05:06,627 --> 00:05:10,131 Joey, you pack them, and Ross, you repack whatever Joey packs.
- 00:05:14,677 --> 00:05:16,137 You guys hear a ringing?
- 00:05:18,055 --> 00:05:23,603 - What the hell is this? - Hey, handcuffs. And fur-lined. Nice.
- 00:05:23,770 --> 00:05:26,147 I didn't know you guys had it in you.
- 00:05:27,023 --> 00:05:29,942 Chandler, you don't have a sister, so you can't understand...
- 00:05:30,109 --> 00:05:32,820 ...how much this bums me out.
- 00:05:33,321 --> 00:05:36,032 I didn't know Monica had these.
- 00:05:36,199 --> 00:05:40,328 Maybe she used them with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard.
- 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:46,334 Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky.
- 00:05:46,918 --> 00:05:51,547 I once did a naked dance for her with scarves.
- 00:05:54,175 --> 00:05:56,219 Bumming hard, guys. Bumming hard.
- 00:06:03,017 --> 00:06:04,060 [KNOCKING ON DQOR]
- 00:06:04,227 --> 00:06:05,269 - Hey. - Hey. Where's Mike?
- 00:06:05,436 --> 00:06:06,854 PHOEBE: Oh, he has a gig.
- 00:06:07,021 --> 00:06:09,857 It's kind of like being married to a rock star, you know?
- 00:06:10,024 --> 00:06:12,109 My husband has a gig.
- 00:06:13,236 --> 00:06:14,570 Yeah? Where is it?
- 00:06:14,737 --> 00:06:18,950 Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party.
- 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:22,328 Rock on!
- 00:06:23,412 --> 00:06:26,207 Wow, this is quite a spread. What is all this stuff?
- 00:06:26,374 --> 00:06:29,710 Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food...
- 00:06:29,877 --> 00:06:32,296 ...that I don't want to move to the new house with me.
- 00:06:32,463 --> 00:06:38,052 So enjoy. Smoked oyster casserole with a breakfast-cereal crust.
- 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:45,059 Kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
- 00:06:46,310 --> 00:06:47,645 - Hey. CHANDLER: Hey.
- 00:06:47,812 --> 00:06:49,939 ROSS: Where's Rach? - She's putting Emma down.
- 00:06:50,106 --> 00:06:53,109 She'll be over in a second. It just hit her that she's leaving.
- 00:06:53,276 --> 00:06:56,529 She's kind of emotional, no one say anything to set her off, okay?
- 00:06:56,737 --> 00:06:57,780 PHOEBE: Yeah.
- 00:06:58,614 --> 00:06:59,949 ALL: Hey, Rach. Hey.
- 00:07:00,116 --> 00:07:02,076 There she is.
- 00:07:02,493 --> 00:07:04,787 Hi, you guys.
- 00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:06,747 What did I just say?
- 00:07:08,749 --> 00:07:11,502 Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. I'm gonna be fine.
- 00:07:11,669 --> 00:07:14,255 MONICA: Come, I'll make you a drink. - Okay.
- 00:07:15,298 --> 00:07:17,967 Oh, man, I can't believe she's actually leaving.
- 00:07:18,134 --> 00:07:19,969 How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
- 00:07:20,344 --> 00:07:22,763 I know, she's been such a big part of my life.
- 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:25,600 It feels like when Melrose <i>Place</i> got canceled.
- 00:07:30,021 --> 00:07:31,689 I mean...
- 00:07:32,356 --> 00:07:35,109 <i>Ah, forget it, I miss Melrose Place.</i>
- 00:07:36,694 --> 00:07:39,155 - I had a chance to stop her too. - Yeah?
- 00:07:39,322 --> 00:07:42,992 Who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? You know?
- 00:07:43,159 --> 00:07:46,120 Heads, she wins. Tails, I lose.
- 00:07:51,042 --> 00:07:52,752 Wait a minute.
- 00:07:52,919 --> 00:07:57,131 - Yes, Joe? - I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.
- 00:08:00,635 --> 00:08:02,845 So you doing okay?
- 00:08:03,012 --> 00:08:06,515 Well, I've been better. You guys are gonna come visit, right?
- 00:08:06,682 --> 00:08:10,061 Yes. You know, in six months, the statute of limitations runs out...
- 00:08:10,227 --> 00:08:13,022 ...and I can travel internationally again.
- 00:08:14,941 --> 00:08:18,319 - I'm gonna miss you so much. - I know.
- 00:08:19,153 --> 00:08:22,198 You know what? Um, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say...
- 00:08:22,365 --> 00:08:27,495 ...to each of you. And I was gonna save it till the end of the night, but come here.
- 00:08:29,914 --> 00:08:32,458 Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?
- 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:34,377 If I had to guess, I'd say...
- 00:08:34,543 --> 00:08:38,172 ...Rachel's putting on the bubble wrap, and Phoebe's doing the punching.
- 00:08:41,717 --> 00:08:43,928 Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.
- 00:08:44,095 --> 00:08:46,138 - Okay, well, before you do... - Uh-huh.
- 00:08:46,305 --> 00:08:48,683 I know we weren't supposed to get you presents...
- 00:08:48,849 --> 00:08:52,103 -...but I do have something for you. - Oh! Oh!
- 00:08:52,269 --> 00:08:53,604 Oh.
- 00:08:53,771 --> 00:08:55,856 - What is it? - Well, it's a cotton swab...
- 00:08:56,023 --> 00:08:57,817 ...with a bit of my saliva on it...
- 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:03,239 ...so that if they perfect the cloning process while you're over there...
- 00:09:03,406 --> 00:09:06,659 ...you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs.
- 00:09:10,788 --> 00:09:12,623 I'm gonna throw this away...
- 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:18,129 ...but thank you so much for the gesture.
- 00:09:19,422 --> 00:09:21,090 Chandler?
- 00:09:21,257 --> 00:09:25,469 Um, I was just in our bedroom, and I found these on my pillow.
- 00:09:26,387 --> 00:09:29,265 Oh, yes, I decided to leave those out for you in case Richard stops by...
- 00:09:29,432 --> 00:09:33,561 ...and you want to engage in a little light bondage and mustache play.
- 00:09:34,979 --> 00:09:36,897 What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
- 00:09:37,064 --> 00:09:38,274 Oh, yeah, right!
- 00:09:38,441 --> 00:09:41,402 Good luck getting another scarf dance from me.
- 00:09:42,486 --> 00:09:44,905 That would be a terrible punishment.
- 00:09:46,741 --> 00:09:48,868 But I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
- 00:09:49,035 --> 00:09:52,079 Really? Then what are they doing in our guest room?
- 00:09:52,413 --> 00:09:54,206 Rachel used to live in that room.
- 00:09:54,373 --> 00:09:57,960 Rachel. With handcuffs.
- 00:09:58,127 --> 00:09:59,795 Interesting.
- 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:02,048 Joey's bare ass.
- 00:10:06,135 --> 00:10:07,219 Well played.
- 00:10:12,183 --> 00:10:13,434 [SNIFFLING]
- 00:10:13,601 --> 00:10:16,604 - I love you, Phoebe. PHOEBE: I love you too.
- 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:20,524 Please...
- 00:10:20,691 --> 00:10:22,026 Please don't--
- 00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:25,780 Don't turn into, you know, a French bitch.
- 00:10:26,447 --> 00:10:28,115 I won't.
- 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:32,828 All right. Well, if I'm gonna do this, I better keep going.
- 00:10:32,995 --> 00:10:34,330 PHOEBE: Okay. - Okay.
- 00:10:34,497 --> 00:10:35,831 - Monica? - Yeah?
- 00:10:35,998 --> 00:10:38,959 RACHEL: Will you come with me? - Sure.
- 00:10:40,503 --> 00:10:42,963 - Are you wearing waterproof mascara? - No.
- 00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:45,174 Oh, you're so screwed.
- 00:10:50,596 --> 00:10:51,972 H93'-
- 00:10:52,139 --> 00:10:53,474 What was that all about?
- 00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:57,144 She's gonna say goodbye to each of us individually.
- 00:10:57,853 --> 00:10:59,939 Are you kidding? Oh, my God.
- 00:11:00,106 --> 00:11:03,651 Yeah, I know. It's gonna be even worse for you. God.
- 00:11:03,818 --> 00:11:06,445 Well, just get ready to do some serious crying.
- 00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:10,032 Man, I'm not gonna be able to handle this.
- 00:11:11,117 --> 00:11:15,162 Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year.
- 00:11:16,122 --> 00:11:20,835 And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.
- 00:11:24,672 --> 00:11:26,882 Mon. Okay.
- 00:11:27,049 --> 00:11:31,345 I better just say what it is I'm gonna say.
- 00:11:34,223 --> 00:11:39,186 None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last 10 years...
- 00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:41,647 ...would have happened if it wasn't for you.
- 00:11:43,899 --> 00:11:48,362 No one has been more like a sister to me.
- 00:11:48,779 --> 00:11:50,614 I know what you mean.
- 00:11:50,781 --> 00:11:52,533 You're like a sister to me too.
- 00:11:58,164 --> 00:12:01,876 RACHEL: I don't know what I'm going to do without you.
- 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:03,294 [BOTH CRYING]
- 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:06,213 You're the greatest friend I ever had.
- 00:12:06,714 --> 00:12:10,217 --Seeing you every day.
- 00:12:11,594 --> 00:12:13,262 What?
- 00:12:14,096 --> 00:12:16,599 [STAMMERING]
- 00:12:16,765 --> 00:12:20,352 --See you every day!
- 00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:22,938 That is so sweet!
- 00:12:29,486 --> 00:12:31,655 Oh, no, she took down Monica.
- 00:12:33,324 --> 00:12:35,701 And I'm the crier in the family.
- 00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:39,246 Oh, God, I could be next.
- 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,416 Maybe she won't talk to me if it looks like we're in conversation.
- 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:45,461 JOEY: Okay. - That thing you said about the thing...
- 00:12:45,628 --> 00:12:48,130 ...it really made me think about that other thing.
- 00:12:48,297 --> 00:12:51,050 - Rash? - Oh, it's okay, Chandler's talking to her.
- 00:12:51,217 --> 00:12:53,594 I really made you think about that thing, huh?
- 00:12:57,973 --> 00:13:02,186 Uh, Rach, I think I have something that belongs to you.
- 00:13:06,065 --> 00:13:11,612 Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.
- 00:13:12,947 --> 00:13:16,492 No, no, they're really yours. We found them in your old room.
- 00:13:16,659 --> 00:13:19,411 Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with--
- 00:13:19,578 --> 00:13:21,163 Don't say Richard.
- 00:13:22,957 --> 00:13:26,460 Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?
- 00:13:26,627 --> 00:13:29,922 I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.
- 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:32,800 - Pheebs! - Yeah!
- 00:13:34,969 --> 00:13:36,595 I think these are yours.
- 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:42,101 These are not mine. Look how flimsy they are. Come on.
- 00:13:43,811 --> 00:13:47,147 My God, you try to hang a guy from a water pipe with these...
- 00:13:47,314 --> 00:13:50,401 ...they'll snap like a piece of licorice.
- 00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:54,280 - Can I talk to you alone for a minute? - Sure.
- 00:13:57,491 --> 00:14:01,161 You don't really handcuff guys to water pipes do you?
- 00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:04,081 Where do you think Mike really is?
- 00:14:13,132 --> 00:14:14,466 Oh, honey...
- 00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:17,594 Let me just saying something because once we get into this...
- 00:14:17,761 --> 00:14:21,682 ...I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke.
- 00:14:23,809 --> 00:14:26,645 I just want to say that I-- I love you.
- 00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:31,108 And I'm gonna miss you.
- 00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:34,486 And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
- 00:14:37,072 --> 00:14:39,241 Oh, you know what?
- 00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:42,745 Let's not say anything else.
- 00:14:42,911 --> 00:14:44,621 I love you.
- 00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,333 CHANDLER: Not so tight.
- 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:49,168 [IMITATES FARTING]
- 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:53,589 - I'm sorry, give me one more chance. - Okay.
- 00:14:53,756 --> 00:14:55,424 CHANDLER: Okay.
- 00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:57,176 [IMITATES FARTING]
- 00:14:57,384 --> 00:14:59,887 - Oh! - I'm sorry. Just go. Just go.
- 00:15:00,054 --> 00:15:01,972 I can't. I can't.
- 00:15:07,394 --> 00:15:10,314 - So I guess you're next. You ready? - I don't think so.
- 00:15:10,481 --> 00:15:14,151 Oh, you're definitely not. I haven't cried like that in years.
- 00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:16,612 You cried yesterday at the 6:00 news.
- 00:15:16,779 --> 00:15:20,157 That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.
- 00:15:21,617 --> 00:15:24,787 God, I can't believe she saved me for last.
- 00:15:24,953 --> 00:15:26,705 Why are they taking so long?
- 00:15:26,872 --> 00:15:27,998 PHOEBE: I don't know.
- 00:15:28,165 --> 00:15:31,460 But, God, Joey seems to be handling it surprisingly well.
- 00:15:34,963 --> 00:15:37,132 ALL: No!
- 00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:47,226 Okay, here we go.
- 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:50,270 [SIGHS]
- 00:15:50,437 --> 00:15:53,190 - Well... - Yeah.
- 00:15:54,108 --> 00:15:56,360 I think I'm gonna take off.
- 00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:00,697 Huh?
- 00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:05,077 Oh, you guys, this was an amazing night. Thank you so much.
- 00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:06,870 I love you.
- 00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:08,705 Good night.
- 00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:14,420 What?
- 00:16:17,464 --> 00:16:19,842 I don't get a goodbye?
- 00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:21,927 Lucky bastard.
- 00:16:29,518 --> 00:16:32,896 Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me!
- 00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:36,442 Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history, it could be...
- 00:16:36,608 --> 00:16:40,863 -...you know, implicit. - Well, it needs to be "plicit."
- 00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:44,616 All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's gotta be an explanation.
- 00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:48,787 - Did you do anything to make her mad? - No, I don't think so.
- 00:16:48,954 --> 00:16:52,583 You know, maybe she was just really spent from our talk.
- 00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:54,668 - It was pretty intense. - Yeah, mine too.
- 00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:56,879 - Mine was a humdinger. - Okay!
- 00:16:58,589 --> 00:17:03,969 I mean, don't I deserve anything? I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug?
- 00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:08,474 Not from you!
- 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,478 Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
- 00:17:12,644 --> 00:17:15,105 And say what? You owe me a goodbye?
- 00:17:15,272 --> 00:17:18,692 - I mean, he's got more pride than that. - The hell I do!
- 00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:25,032 - I don't get a goodbye? - What?
- 00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:29,495 Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What do I gotta do to get a goodbye?
- 00:17:29,661 --> 00:17:32,748 Huh? Be best friends with you? Go out with you?
- 00:17:32,915 --> 00:17:34,333 Have a baby with you?
- 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,044 Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute! I did all those things!
- 00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,422 - Ross-- - Or maybe I'm just not giving you...
- 00:17:40,589 --> 00:17:45,260 ...enough credit. Uh, I mean, it is difficult to say goodbye to five people.
- 00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:48,305 Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, g--
- 00:17:48,472 --> 00:17:50,307 It's physically impossible!
- 00:17:53,477 --> 00:17:55,896 You know what? After all we've been through...
- 00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:59,316 ...I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us.
- 00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:01,777 Have a good time in Paris.
- 00:18:06,865 --> 00:18:10,077 - I hope Ross isn't too upset. - I'm sure he's not more bummed out...
- 00:18:10,244 --> 00:18:12,246 -...than I am. - Tell me about it.
- 00:18:12,412 --> 00:18:15,332 Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
- 00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,293 I think I'm gonna head out.
- 00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:23,048 - Uh, where do you think you're going? - I thought I was going home to bed...
- 00:18:23,215 --> 00:18:26,260 ...but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here.
- 00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:30,180 We're moving in a couple days and we got a lot of packing to do.
- 00:18:30,347 --> 00:18:34,476 - It'd be great if you guys could pitch in. - Joey and I can finish up the guest room.
- 00:18:34,643 --> 00:18:36,395 Yeah, good idea.
- 00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:40,107 Oh, no. You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here.
- 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,151 You couldn't be cool.
- 00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:46,446 MONICA: We're gonna start in the kitchen.
- 00:18:46,613 --> 00:18:49,658 Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked 10 to a box.
- 00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:53,787 The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?
- 00:18:53,954 --> 00:18:55,872 - Yeah. - Good. I need you to be careful...
- 00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:58,709 ...and efficient. And remember, if I'm harsh with you...
- 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,712 ...it is only because you're doing it wrong.
- 00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:06,842 Hey, Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are.
- 00:19:07,009 --> 00:19:09,720 - You did? How? - Well, I was cleaning out the closet...
- 00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:12,264 ...and I found some pictures of them...
- 00:19:12,431 --> 00:19:16,351 -...being used. - Oh, my God, let me see.
- 00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:18,020 [GASPS]
- 00:19:18,186 --> 00:19:19,479 Who's that dirty old lady?
- 00:19:21,064 --> 00:19:22,482 Monica's grandmother.
- 00:19:23,984 --> 00:19:27,613 Oh, my God. Nana liked it rough!
- 00:19:29,197 --> 00:19:30,907 - Hi. - Hey.
- 00:19:31,074 --> 00:19:32,451 Here, have a seat. Yeah.
- 00:19:32,618 --> 00:19:34,578 - How was your night? - Oh, it was okay.
- 00:19:34,745 --> 00:19:37,497 I went to a movie with my cousin then out for dinner.
- 00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:39,625 We went to this place that had--
- 00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:40,959 [GROANING]
- 00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:49,009 Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
- 00:19:51,803 --> 00:19:55,057 - Erica, are you okay? - Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much.
- 00:19:55,223 --> 00:19:59,936 I keep getting these stomachaches. They come and go every few minutes.
- 00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:06,151 - Oh, my God. - Relax, we'll just get her some antacids.
- 00:20:06,693 --> 00:20:09,196 She doesn't have a stomachache! She's in labor!
- 00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:11,823 - Oh, my God! - Yeah, you gotta get to the hospital!
- 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:15,952 Chandler, get the coats! Erica, let's go! Phoebe and Joey, keep packing!
- 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,664 Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby.
- 00:20:19,414 --> 00:20:21,208 We're gonna have a baby!
- 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,460 Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby!
- 00:20:23,627 --> 00:20:26,838 Oh, God, I've gotta sit down! I've gotta sit down!
- 00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:32,094 - Honey, it's gonna be okay. - You can do this. Just breathe.
- 00:20:32,511 --> 00:20:35,305 Okay. Okay.
- 00:20:35,472 --> 00:20:36,890 Okay, I feel a little better.
- 00:20:37,057 --> 00:20:40,018 Oh! Are you sure?
- 00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:43,897 - Yes, I'm sure. Oh, honey, let's go. - Okay.
- 00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:45,774 CHANDLER: Come, let's go. - Bye!
- 00:20:45,941 --> 00:20:47,818 - We're having a baby! JOEY: Good luck!
- 00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:49,778 - Chandler, wait, wait, wait! - What?
- 00:20:49,945 --> 00:20:53,448 If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.
- 00:21:00,997 --> 00:21:03,959 You think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?
- 00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:05,669 That's what it seemed like.
- 00:21:05,836 --> 00:21:10,549 I cannot believe that after 10 years you do not know one thing about me!
- 00:21:10,716 --> 00:21:16,012 - Then why didn't you say something? - Because it is too damn hard, Ross!
- 00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:20,809 I can't even begin to explain to you how much I am gonna miss you.
- 00:21:21,435 --> 00:21:25,647 When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go.
- 00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:29,609 Okay? So if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you...
- 00:21:29,776 --> 00:21:33,572 ...because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong.
- 00:21:33,739 --> 00:21:36,491 It's because you mean more to me.
- 00:21:36,658 --> 00:21:39,119 So there, all right? There's your goodbye!
- 00:21:39,578 --> 00:21:40,996 - Rash! - What?
- 00:21:41,163 --> 00:21:43,373 - You keep-- You can't-- - What?
- 00:22:05,771 --> 00:22:07,981 - A little more. PHOEBE: Okay.
- 00:22:08,815 --> 00:22:11,318 - A little more. A little more. - All right.
- 00:22:12,652 --> 00:22:14,905 Little more.
- 00:22:17,073 --> 00:22:19,743 - All right. All right, let's do this. - All right, ready?
- 00:22:19,910 --> 00:22:22,496 Yep. Now give me your best shot.
- 00:22:23,288 --> 00:22:25,582 All right. Here goes.
- 00:22:30,796 --> 00:22:33,006 Doesn't work.
- 00:22:36,218 --> 00:22:38,220 [English - US - SDH]
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