Эпизод, в котором сестра Рэйчел нянчится
Описание
Сестра Рэйчел, Эми (Кристина Эпплгейт), появляется у Росса в поисках Рэйчел, и Рэйчел быстро узнает, что та планирует выйти замуж за отца своего бывшего парня. Рэйчел принимает ее к себе, к большому огорчению Джои, и пытается помочь ей наладить жизнь. Эми предлагает посидеть с Эммой, которую она называет Эллой, но допускает ошибку, проколов Эмме уши. Рэйчел очень расстроена, но в конце концов они с Эми приходят к взаимопониманию, когда Рэйчел узнает, что ее другая сестра, Джилл, теперь толстая. Майк пытается сделать предложение Фиби на большом экране, но Фиби говорит ему, как это глупо, когда другая пара обручается таким образом. Фиби пытается исправить ситуацию, сделав ему предложение на большом экране, но над Майком смеются. Майк наконец делает предложение в ресторане, и Фиби соглашается. Моника и Чендлер просят Рэйчел написать рекомендательное письмо для них в их агентство по усыновлению, но Джои чувствует себя обделенным. Они просят Джоуи написать письмо, но он пытается использовать сложные слова, при этом Джоуи прибегает к до смешного частому использованию тезауруса (до такой степени, что называет себя детенышем кенгуру). В конце концов он переписывает письмо, но передает рукописный вариант агентству до того, как Моника и Чендлер успевают его утвердить. Агентство думает, что письмо написал ребенок, и оно им очень нравится.
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- 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:06,005 You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.
- 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,799 Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time.
- 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,802 I've never given her a cookie.
- 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:15,639 - Have you? - No.
- 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:19,810 No. And for the record, I've also never given her frosting from a can.
- 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:24,440 Hey, Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation...
- 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:26,942 ...and we wondered if you would write one for us?
- 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,986 Of course. I would be honored.
- 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,195 - Thanks. - Thank you.
- 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:34,491 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,702 I think there's been an oversight.
- 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,122 Joe, we would have asked you. We thought you wouldn't be interested.
- 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:44,960 Yeah, it's just that we don't think of you as really being so much with the words.
- 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:47,671 [BABBLING]
- 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,591 Clearly, we were wrong.
- 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,595 I got a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, okay?
- 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:57,139 And I know how much you want to have a baby...
- 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,641 ...and I would love to help you get one.
- 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,645 You know what? Then we want you to do it.
- 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:07,357 Thank you. All right. Let me see how I'm gonna start.
- 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:10,944 "Dear Baby Adoption Decider People..."
- 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,991 So excited about your letter.
- 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,037 - Hey. ALL: Hey, Phoebe.
- 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:24,166 MONICA: Wow, don't you look nice. - Yes, I do.
- 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:27,669 Today's Mike and my one-year anniversary.
- 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,421 What's it the anniversary of?
- 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:33,425 Your first, uh, date, your first kiss, first time you had sex?
- 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:34,843 Yeah.
- 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:39,765 So you must be going somewhere fancy to celebrate.
- 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,350 Uh-huh. Um, a Knicks game.
- 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,269 Uh, ha, ha... Aren't you a little overdressed?
- 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,647 Hey, I've never had a one-year anniversary before...
- 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:49,691 ...so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy...
- 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,777 ...and I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry...
- 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,822 ...and we're gonna have sex in a public restroom.
- 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,698 You guys do that?
- 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,910 Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom.
- 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,871 That's where people make number two.
- 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,178 - Hey. - Hey. Hey.
- 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:05,976 So, you know, I have a little time if you want to...
- 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,020 Oh. Oh...
- 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,148 I'd love to, but I really have to grade these papers.
- 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:14,067 Oh... Fine. It's fine.
- 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,195 I'll just shower by myself.
- 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:20,991 B. B. B. B. B.
- 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,620 Ross, you gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalog.
- 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:27,497 Well, it had some good ideas. Take off your shirt.
- 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:28,916 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:32,794 - Damn it. WOMAN: Rachel, open! It's your sister!
- 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:35,297 I have to talk to you.
- 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:38,050 ROSS: Hi, Amy.
- 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:45,182 - You're not Rachel. - Still sharp as a tack.
- 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:50,062 Um, Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie.
- 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,356 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi, hi.
- 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:53,815 And you are?
- 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:02,866 Ross? I grew up on your block?
- 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:06,286 We had Thanksgiving together last year?
- 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,372 I had a baby with your sister?
- 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,291 No. I...
- 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,087 Did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?
- 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,759 Yes. Yes, you did.
- 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:27,641 Hi, Rachel. Here's your sister Amy.
- 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,352 She thinks I need pec implants.
- 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,688 Amy? Hi.
- 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,983 - You remember Joey. - Yeah. Hey, sure.
- 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,735 - The Days of our Lives guy. - That's right, yeah.
- 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,321 You are not good.
- 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,993 Always nice to meet a fan.
- 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:49,538 - So, now, what are you doing here? - I have huge news.
- 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:50,747 [BABY CRYING]
- 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:55,335 - Hold on. Let me check on the baby. - This is important. Can't Ella wait?
- 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,546 Uh, her name is Emma.
- 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,717 Why did you change it? Ella was so much prettier.
- 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:07,014 What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart.
- 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,433 Hey, your English is getting better.
- 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,273 - Oh, my God. - I know.
- 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,650 She may be the hottest girl I've ever hated.
- 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:22,696 - What you working on? - Monica and Chandler's recommendation.
- 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:26,241 I want it to sound smart, but I don't know any big words or anything.
- 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:30,287 - Why don't you use your thesaurus? - What did I just say?
- 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,165 Watch.
- 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:38,545 Here, you highlight the word you want to change, uh, go under "tools"...
- 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,089 ...and the thesaurus generates... Gives.
- 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,594 Gives a whole list of choices.
- 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,221 You can pick the word that sounds smartest.
- 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:50,807 My God, that's great. I'm smart.
- 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,351 No, no, I'm:
- 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:56,021 "Brainy, bright, clever." I love this thing!
- 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,691 Look out, ladies! Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!
- 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,612 AMY: God...
- 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,323 ...so beautiful.
- 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,075 I know, isn't she?
- 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:11,036 No, I was talking about your bedding.
- 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:17,000 - All right, what's your news, Amy? - Oh. Ahem.
- 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,543 Well...
- 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,504 ...I'm getting married.
- 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,839 Wow! Oh, my God!
- 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,675 - To who? - This guy.
- 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,222 He has a killer apartment.
- 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,811 - And? - And it's on 5th.
- 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,980 And the elevator opens up right into the living room.
- 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:42,275 - No, what's he like? - Oh, he's okay.
- 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,321 Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
- 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:49,783 - Yeah. - It's his dad.
- 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:54,704 - Huh. Wow, so he's gotta be... - Old? Yeah.
- 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:59,501 But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.
- 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,381 Sweetie, I gotta tell you, it sounds a little bit like...
- 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:07,092 ...you like the apartment more than you like...
- 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:08,552 Myron.
- 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,554 Yeah, I told you he was old.
- 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,348 Sit down. Sit down.
- 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,100 Oh, honey, you know...
- 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,270 ...I once also almost married somebody that I didn't love.
- 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,814 - Do you remember Barry? - Remember him?
- 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,526 God, we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
- 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,197 Sometimes just nodding is okay.
- 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,992 Um... But anyway, listen.
- 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:35,954 Not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made.
- 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:40,292 Honey, Amy, you deserve true love. Your soul mate is out there somewhere.
- 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:45,380 Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun...
- 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,383 ...and that you care about.
- 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,303 You're right.
- 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,722 - You're right. I'm gonna do it. - Okay.
- 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,766 I'm gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr. Right.
- 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:58,518 Okay.
- 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,189 Okay, let's keep talking.
- 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,909 PHOEBE: Excuse me. Anniversary.
- 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:17,245 Excuse me. Anniversary.
- 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,748 Um, yeah.
- 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:24,336 Sir, could you move your nachos? They're in my seat.
- 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,507 It's my anniversary.
- 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,429 Here we are.
- 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,933 - I can't believe it's been a whole year. - I know.
- 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,768 This has been the best year...
- 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:44,648 - This has been the best year of my life! - Me too!
- 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,400 I never thought I could love someone this much!
- 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,611 I feel the same way!
- 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:54,282 You're so generous and kind, and you're amazing in bed!
- 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,663 It's our anniversary.
- 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,710 ANNOUNCER: Please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard.
- 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,754 Someone has a special question to ask.
- 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,091 CROWD: Aw...
- 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:17,889 Oh, how lame. It's so tacky and impersonal.
- 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:21,601 - Really? - It's the worst way to propose.
- 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,230 Excuse me.
- 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,237 Hey. I finished my recommendation. Here.
- 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,782 And I think you'll be very, very happy.
- 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,369 It's the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
- 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,957 I don't understand.
- 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:48,086 Some of the words a little too sophisticated for you?
- 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,797 It doesn't make any sense.
- 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:55,260 Well, of course it does. It's smart. I used a thesaurus.
- 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,887 On every word?
- 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,349 Yep.
- 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:05,520 All right, what was this sentence originally?
- 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,898 "They are warm, nice people with big hearts."
- 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:14,029 And that became, "They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens...
- 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,490 ...with full-sized aortic pumps."
- 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,537 Yeah. Yeah. And hey, I really mean it, dude.
- 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,875 All right, Joey, I don't think we can use this.
- 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,210 - Why not? - Well, because you signed it:
- 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:32,339 "Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani."
- 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,430 Why don't you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself?
- 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,350 You don't need a thesaurus. Just write from here.
- 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,477 Your full-sized aortic pump.
- 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:52,984 - Amy. Hi. - I took your advice.
- 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,404 - I left Myron. - Good for you!
- 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,658 I know. I'm Erin Brockovich.
- 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,995 Yes, you are.
- 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:07,082 - Aw, I'm so proud of you. - Thank you.
- 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,042 - Oh. - So can I stay with you?
- 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,965 But Erin Brockovich had her own house.
- 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,680 Ah, look who's back.
- 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,265 Why do you have bags? Rach, why does she have bags?
- 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,351 I'm staying with you guys.
- 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,645 - What? - We're gonna be roomies!
- 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,854 Come on.
- 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,865 - You slept out here? RACHEL: Yeah.
- 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:45,412 Amy kept kicking me in her sleep, yelling, "Myron, get off!"
- 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:50,125 But, uh, we're getting rid of her, right? Please tell me we're getting rid of her?
- 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,585 - Joey, I can't do that. - Oh, come on.
- 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,547 Last night I was finishing off a pizza, and she said:
- 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,091 "A moment on the lips, forever on the hips."
- 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,470 I don't need that kind of talk in my house!
- 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,639 Joey, look, I know that she's difficult...
- 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,434 ...but I think it's really good that she's here.
- 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,938 Because we'll appreciate it more when she's gone?
- 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:17,610 No, it's just... Look, when I first moved to this city, I was a lot like her.
- 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:22,240 I was spoiled, self-centered. And you guys really took care of me.
- 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,367 Yeah. Monica made us.
- 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,829 Well, whatever. I really appreciate it...
- 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:31,082 ...because I don't think I would be the person that I am today...
- 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,084 ...if it wasn't for you guys.
- 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,837 So I want to help Amy the way you guys helped me.
- 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,299 And I know it's gonna take patience, but that's okay.
- 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,969 - Good morning. - Yeah.
- 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,306 Amy, that's what I was supposed to wear today.
- 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,141 That's why I hung it on the door.
- 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,435 Oh, sweetie, you can't pull this off.
- 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,735 Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now would be a good time...
- 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,697 ...for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
- 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,742 Oh, I can't, honey. I'm gonna go get my eyebrows shaped.
- 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,368 I am not happy.
- 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,749 Uh... Sure you want to eat that?
- 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,754 I'm curvy and I like it!
- 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,510 - Hi. RACHEL: Hi.
- 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:26,346 I just had the worst anniversary ever.
- 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,681 I doubt that. Tell her about us last year.
- 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:34,187 Oh, well, I bought Chandler a $500 watch, and he wrote me a rap song.
- 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,900 - Seriously? - Word.
- 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,487 Well, mine was worse than that.
- 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,864 - Well, what happened? - We were at the game...
- 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,784 ...and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing.
- 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,662 - Oh, that is so tacky. - Well, that's what I said.
- 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:55,500 But it turns out Mike was planning to propose to me that same way last night.
- 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,710 Oh, my God. Mike was gonna propose?
- 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,046 - Phoebe, that's huge. - Do you want to marry him?
- 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,298 Yeah, I really do. Yes.
- 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,884 But after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose...
- 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,886 ...I don't think he's ever gonna ask again.
- 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,556 I mean, I said no in Barbados, and now this?
- 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,559 She's right. If I were a guy and...
- 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,441 Did I just say, "If I were a guy"?
- 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,986 Maybe you don't need him to propose to you.
- 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,571 Maybe you could propose to him.
- 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,491 Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Isn't that a little desperate?
- 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,869 I proposed to Chandler.
- 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,583 All right, moving on.
- 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,294 I don't think it was desperate. I think it was amazing.
- 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,503 Thank you.
- 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:44,799 - Well, do you think I should propose? - I think it could be kind of great.
- 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:49,220 Absolutely. You'll love the feeling. There's nothing like it.
- 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,309 Okay. Okay. So how should I do it?
- 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,769 How about at a game on the big screen?
- 00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:00,481 Huh! How about at a Foot Locker?
- 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:05,653 What? What, he obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to.
- 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,407 - Plus, he'd never suspect it. - Yeah, that does make sense.
- 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:13,244 - Okay, now, would you two like that? - Sounds good to me.
- 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,622 But what would a guy think?
- 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,668 - Uh, Nana's on the phone. RACHEL: Wow.
- 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,505 That's interesting, since she died seven years ago.
- 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,758 She did?
- 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,135 Who got her condo in Boca?
- 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,763 Hello?
- 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,682 It's our nanny.
- 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,267 Hi.
- 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:41,147 Oh, God, I hope you feel better. Okay. Bye.
- 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,066 That's Molly. She's sick.
- 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,361 - Can you watch Emma today? - I can't. I have back-to-back classes.
- 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,530 Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting.
- 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,532 Menstrual cramps.
- 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,828 I don't think that's what this is.
- 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,791 - Can any of you watch Emma? - No, I'm sorry, sweetie.
- 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,835 No, I've got work, and then I'm proposing.
- 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,546 Great. Shoot. What am I gonna do?
- 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,590 Well, I could do it.
- 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:11,219 - Well, actually... - Can I talk to you for a second?
- 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,553 Yeah.
- 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:15,807 Um, I do not want her babysitting our child.
- 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,560 - Why not? - For one thing, she keeps calling her Ella.
- 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:23,064 - Ella's a nice name. - Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.
- 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,358 - What, the next one? - Okay.
- 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,320 I don't want her watching our baby.
- 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,699 Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person.
- 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,784 This is a huge breakthrough for her.
- 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:39,205 She just offered to do something for another human being.
- 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,958 - You know, I don't know. RACHEL: Ross, I'm telling you...
- 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,962 ...she's giving up getting her eyebrows shaped to do this, all right?
- 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,841 Do you understand how important that is in our world?
- 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:56,180 Uh, listen, I couldn't help but overhear, because I was trying to.
- 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,685 Listen, let me do this. I really want to help you guys out.
- 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,063 And plus, Rachel's been so wonderful to me.
- 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,318 - Absolutely. - Oh, great!
- 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,738 So how much does it pay?
- 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,329 Hey, Joe. How's the second draft of the letter coming?
- 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,833 Great. I'm finished. In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency.
- 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,920 - You dropped it off? - Yeah.
- 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,089 Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?
- 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,050 No can do, amigo.
- 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,513 No, I didn't use the computer. It felt more personal to handwrite it.
- 00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,433 - You handwrote it? - Yeah, and don't worry.
- 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,102 I didn't try to sound smart at all.
- 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,521 See you later.
- 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:49,400 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That letter is gonna go in our file.
- 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,402 We're never gonna get a kid.
- 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,780 We're gonna be one of those old couples...
- 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,283 ...that collects orchids or has a lot of birds.
- 00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,202 It's okay. It's okay. You know what?
- 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,789 I will just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter.
- 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,499 Okay, good.
- 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,834 Hello, this is Chandler Bing.
- 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:11,297 Someone just dropped off a handwritten recommendation letter and...
- 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,343 Uh-huh.
- 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,595 Okay.
- 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,516 Thank you. Goodbye.
- 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,559 We're screwed, aren't we?
- 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,437 You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.
- 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,440 - They loved it. - What?
- 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:33,694 They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.
- 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,823 They thought Joey was a child?
- 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:40,034 She guessed 8, 9, based on his drawings.
- 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,706 AMY: Hi. MONICA: What'd you guys do today?
- 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:51,003 Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi.
- 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,590 - That sounds like fun. - Yeah, not really.
- 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,300 Babies are dull.
- 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,931 - Hey. Hi, how's my girl? - I'm fine.
- 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:06,602 And I got you a present for letting me stay with you.
- 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,856 - Ready? - Yeah.
- 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,024 AMY: Ta-da!
- 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,820 You pierced her ears?
- 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,865 Doesn't it make her nose look smaller?
- 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,789 RACHEL: You pierced her ears?
- 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,375 How could you do this without telling me?
- 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,254 If I had told you, then it wouldn't have been a surprise, now would it?
- 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,173 I think she looks cute.
- 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,134 But I am wrong.
- 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:43,347 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.
- 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,100 Why, did something happen to his falafel cart?
- 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,187 - Hey, guys. CHANDLER: Ross!
- 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:53,274 Hi, Emma. Oh. Why is she wearing her hat so low?
- 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:56,402 - She can barely see. - I don't really want her to see.
- 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,363 Why not?
- 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,200 Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.
- 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,745 Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember?
- 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,998 It was in a milk carton, but it looked like meat?
- 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,792 Come here. Come here.
- 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,338 There she is. Hi.
- 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,051 - What? - Nothing.
- 00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,803 Hi.
- 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,890 What...?
- 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,899 [GASPS]
- 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,905 - Please tell me those are clip-ons! - Oh, they're real.
- 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,616 Did she do this to her?
- 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,244 I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
- 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,371 RACHEL: I know. And you were right, Ross.
- 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:52,166 Okay? You are so irresponsible! I am never letting you babysit again!
- 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,293 You know what? This kid needs me, okay?
- 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:58,339 - She needs to have a cool, fun aunt. - I'm a cool, fun aunt.
- 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,299 Okay.
- 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:06,264 Hey! Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects.
- 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:11,602 All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life.
- 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,062 This is how you repay me?
- 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,983 I don't need you to help me. I already know what I'm gonna do with my life.
- 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,653 - Oh, yeah? Since when? - Since today.
- 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:26,033 I am going to be a baby stylist.
- 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,371 - What? - That's not a thing!
- 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,999 Well, it should be.
- 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,960 I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize...
- 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,505 ...what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming.
- 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,843 - Babies don't care if they're slim! - Enter Amy.
- 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:48,139 - Amy, I... I just... I just wanna... - What? What are you gonna do?
- 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,768 No more falafel for you!
- 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,861 [CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
- 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,366 - Great game, huh? - Uh-huh.
- 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:13,998 - Why do you keep looking at the screen? - I'm not. I'm praying.
- 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,375 Please let the Knicks win.
- 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,711 Thank you, Thor.
- 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,423 - Where are you going? - I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,759 - Well, I think you should wait. - Why?
- 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:30,389 Well, if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients.
- 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,727 ANNOUNCER: Please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard.
- 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,939 Someone has a special question to ask.
- 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,320 Mike Hannigan, will you marry me?
- 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:49,575 Get a load of this. She's proposing to him!
- 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:53,371 Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.
- 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,165 Well, that's not very enlightened.
- 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,416 [CROWD BOOING]
- 00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,960 Hey! Hey!
- 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:03,339 Boo us? Boo you!
- 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,927 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:13,099 Hello? Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani.
- 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:15,184 Oh, hi.
- 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,355 Well, I'm glad you liked my letter.
- 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:24,402 No, my mommy and daddy aren't home right now.
- 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,947 Okay, bye-bye.
- 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,910 She was nice.
- 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,497 Joey, get Amy's bags. She is moving out.
- 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,998 Woo-hoo!
- 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:42,795 - You're kicking me out? - You put holes in my baby's ears.
- 00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,172 At least now people will know she's a girl!
- 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,757 [GASPS]
- 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,302 I can't believe I ever even tried to help you.
- 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:53,055 - You are so beyond help! - You know what?
- 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,225 Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.
- 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,060 - Excuse me? - You didn't want me...
- 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,604 ...to marry the old guy with the great apartment.
- 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:05,568 Then I tried to help your daughter de-emphasize her flaws...
- 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:07,820 ...and suddenly I'm the bad guy?
- 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:11,907 - Joey, where are those bags? JOEY: She has a lot of crap!
- 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:15,995 You know? When I moved in here, I thought, "This will be so great.
- 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,248 Just us sisters back together again like when we were kids."
- 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,418 Except without that stupid Jill. Oh.
- 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,879 Who has gotten fat, by the way.
- 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,090 Seriously?
- 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,843 Mom said she gained, like, 15 pounds.
- 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,846 - Hips or thighs? - Ass and face.
- 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:38,058 Oh, my God! I thought she was on Atkins.
- 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,227 She was. Carbs found her.
- 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,276 See? This is what I wanted.
- 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:51,030 Two sisters talking about real stuff.
- 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,618 Oh, I can give you that.
- 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,162 - You can? RACHEL: Yeah.
- 00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:01,248 I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're...
- 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:04,752 You're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.
- 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:07,755 Thank you.
- 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,591 You gotta admit, Emma does look cute.
- 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,721 - Did you just say, "Emma"? - Oh, I'm sorry. Ella.
- 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:25,147 That woman didn't know what she was talking about, Mike.
- 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,650 Obviously, you have balls.
- 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:31,862 - Please, let's just forget the whole thing. PHOEBE: I would love it.
- 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,948 - Consider it forgotten. - Thank you.
- 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,450 But just so you know...
- 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:42,248 However and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes.
- 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,917 Whether, you know, it's at a basketball game...
- 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,002 ...or in skywriting...
- 00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,880 ...or, you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie...
- 00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,091 ...who hides it in the cake.
- 00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:00,307 It's in the cake, isn't it?
- 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,895 Where else would lame Mr. No-Balls hide it?
- 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,898 What's the matter with me? Why do I keep ruining this?
- 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,484 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - No, it's my fault.
- 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,195 I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways...
- 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:17,575 ...and I just wanna tell you I love you, and I wanna spend my life with you...
- 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:25,207 - I'm gonna do this now. - Oh, my God.
- 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,838 - Phoebe, I... - Wait. Oh, wait.
- 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,052 Oh, no.
- 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,225 - Ready? - Uh-huh.
- 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:44,810 Okay.
- 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,107 Phoebe, I love you.
- 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:55,154 There's no one else in the world I would ask to marry me three times.
- 00:26:57,657 --> 00:27:00,075 But I want to take care of you...
- 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,660 ...have babies with you...
- 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,247 ...and grow old with you.
- 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:10,377 Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
- 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,172 Yes.
- 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,181 - I love you. - I love you more.
- 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:23,557 Not possible.
- 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,569 She's gonna be Mrs. No-Balls!
- 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,703 So how's the, uh, baby-styling business going?
- 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,997 Not that great.
- 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:51,043 It's almost as if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.
- 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,713 That's shocking.
- 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,759 There's Ross. Hey, Ross.
- 00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,805 Hello, Ross?
- 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,100 He's rude.
- 00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:14,316 [English - US - SDH]
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