Эпизод на Барбадосе, Часть 1-2
Описание
Компания отправляется на Барбадос на конференцию Росса, где у Моники из-за влажности волосы начинают сильно вьться. Дэвид (Хэнк Азария), «парень-ученый» Фиби, почти делает ей предложение, но ее бывший парень Майк делает предложение первым. Фиби отвергает оба предложения, но в итоге выбирает Майка. Моника и Майк играют в очень азартный пинг-понг, что не нравится Чендлеру и возбуждает Фиби. Майк и Моника обмениваются колкостями и играют вничью 41-41, когда Моника травмирует руку. Чендлер соглашается сыграть вместо нее, но Моника жалуется, что он плохо играет. Однако Чендлер удивляет ее, демонстрируя свои тайные навыки, и побеждает Майка в раунде на выбывание. Росс и Чарли обнаруживают, что у них много общего, в то время как Рейчел и Джои сближаются. Джои и Чарли понимают, что у них мало общего, и решают расстаться. Рейчел признается Джои, что он ей нравится в романтическом плане. Несмотря на то, что Джоуи наконец-то получил возможность побыть с Рэйчел, он отказывается из уважения к Россу. Однако, увидев, как Чарли и Росс целуются, он возвращается в комнату Рэйчел и целует её.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,714 Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go.
- 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:07,923 [EMMA BABBLES]
- 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:11,593 Oh, that's right. Daddy and Uncle Joey are going on a trip today.
- 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:14,138 We're going to a conference in Barbados. Right?
- 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:16,682 - Uh-huh. - Can you say, "Barbados"?
- 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,517 Barbados.
- 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:24,732 Okay. I've gotta say, it means so much to me that you guys are coming...
- 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:27,401 ...all the way over there to hear me give my speech.
- 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:30,404 Ooh, and I have a surprise. I had to pull some strings...
- 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:35,701 ...but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference. That's right!
- 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:42,332 These babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
- 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:46,628 Do you have anything that will get us out of them?
- 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,466 We're excited to hear the speech, but the rest of the time...
- 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,676 ...we're gonna want to do island stuff.
- 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,054 David'll probably want to hear a few lectures.
- 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,264 - Right, because he's a scientist. PHOEBE: No, no.
- 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:01,101 He's been in Minsk for eight years. If he gets too much direct sunlight...
- 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:03,062 ...he'll die.
- 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,355 Okay, we'd better go. Yeah?
- 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:08,275 - So we'll see you guys tomorrow. - All right, let's do it.
- 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:11,111 A five-hour flight with Charlie, have a couple drinks...
- 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,739 ...get under that blanket and do what comes natural.
- 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,117 It's a blanket, Joe, not a cloak of invisibility.
- 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:20,681 - Wow, this place is beautiful! - Look at all these paleontologists!
- 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:25,060 I know. There are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow.
- 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,938 SARAH: Oh, my God, I can't believe you're here!
- 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,314 I think I've been recognized.
- 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:33,861 - This happens all the time. - Dr. Geller? I am such a huge fan.
- 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:36,446 That never happens.
- 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:41,034 I've been following your career for years. I can't wait for your keynote speech.
- 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:45,873 - Wow. This is very flattering... - I would love your autograph.
- 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,835 Well, sure. Um...
- 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,044 - "Dear?" - Sarah.
- 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:55,340 "Sarah. I dig you."
- 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,470 - "Dr. Ross Geller." - Oh, thank you so much.
- 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:04,975 Sure. Sarah, I'd like you to introduce you to my colleague, Professor Wheeler.
- 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:09,229 - And this is Joey Tribbiani. - Are you a paleontologist?
- 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:12,941 No, God, no, no. I'm an actor.
- 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:16,695 You probably recognize me from a little show called The Days of Our Lives.
- 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:21,575 Dude, it's just Days of Our Lives. There's no "the."
- 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:30,042 Okay, Ross, boy, you... Yeah. No, no. I play Dr. Drake Ramoray.
- 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:35,422 - I'm sorry. I don't own a TV. - You don't own a TV?
- 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,966 What's all your furniture pointed at?
- 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:43,347 David, can you help me?
- 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:47,017 I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
- 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:50,020 Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's Principle...
- 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:53,732 ...and Newton's third law of motion. - See?
- 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:57,361 Yeah. That's the same as, "It has something to do with wind."
- 00:03:57,862 --> 00:04:00,113 I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.
- 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:04,868 I should go too. Now, tomorrow do you want to share a cab to the airport...
- 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,662 ...or should Mike and I meet you?
- 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:13,043 Mike? Who's Mike?
- 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,506 - Mike's your ex-boyfriend. - That's right!
- 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,842 Oh, yeah. Wow, I had totally forgotten about him.
- 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:27,307 - That's a blast from the past, huh? - No, it's okay. Honest mistake.
- 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:30,477 It really doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know...
- 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,438 ...Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time.
- 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,610 - She does? - Let's get you out of here.
- 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,076 Well, at least you took me down with you.
- 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:50,455 I'm so sorry. I just... I keep thinking about Mike.
- 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:54,668 I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together.
- 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:58,714 Why? Why do I miss Mike? That's just... That's gonna go away, right?
- 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:01,216 - Well, I guess. In time. - Yeah.
- 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,052 I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone.
- 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:09,516 You just did it again. Chandler. Your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone.
- 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,354 Boy, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, huh?
- 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:17,024 I wouldn't read too much into it.
- 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,819 Still, a girl calls you by her ex-boyfriend's name...
- 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,822 ...that's not a good thing, right? - Let me stop you there.
- 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:28,535 Because I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice.
- 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,997 See, if you want advice, go to Ross or Monica. Or Joey...
- 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:37,336 ...for advice about pizza toppings or a burning sensation when you pee.
- 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:42,632 I'm sorry, I just wish there was something I could do, you know?
- 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:46,636 - Well, you know Phoebe... - Seriously, we're gonna do this?
- 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:50,766 I'm sorry, I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already.
- 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:55,771 - Why did Phoebe and Mike break up? - Oh, because his penis was too big.
- 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:02,778 I'm sorry. That's the kind of thing I do.
- 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,112 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,865 They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married.
- 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,951 What if you let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
- 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:14,456 That's great. That's great. I'll propose to her.
- 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:15,957 What?
- 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,585 I was probably going to do it at some point.
- 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,713 - No, I didn't mean now. - Well, why not? It's brilliant.
- 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:25,008 "Goodbye, Mike. We'll see you at the wedding, fella.
- 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,844 Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding, but..."
- 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:31,390 - Well, thank you, Chandler. Sincerely. - Well, you're welcome.
- 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,183 Glad I could help.
- 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:38,021 - How do you think I should propose? - I'm pretending to read here.
- 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,773 I'm sorry.
- 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,196 Yeah. How you doing?
- 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,657 - Hey, hey. - Hey.
- 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,493 You said you were gonna wear a thong. Where's the thong?
- 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:57,082 Ha, ha, I didn't mean a thong. I meant thongs.
- 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:00,669 You really should have been more clear about that.
- 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,712 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:07,801 You're never gonna guess who I just saw downstairs.
- 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,595 Oh, uh, uh, Britney Spears!
- 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,723 Yeah. She never misses these conferences.
- 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:17,686 - No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz! - Oh, my God!
- 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,980 - I know! - Did you talk to him?
- 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,816 Oh, yeah. What am I gonna say to Kenneth Schwartz?
- 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:26,903 You could say, "Hey, Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?"
- 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:30,240 - You ready to go? - You're gonna go now?
- 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:34,202 - I thought we could hang out. - I can't. I have seminars all day.
- 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,288 I promised Ross I'd look at his speech.
- 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:42,502 But maybe we could have dinner later? Out on the balcony? Lt'll be romantic.
- 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,337 Will you wear a thong?
- 00:07:45,381 --> 00:07:46,798 I will if you will.
- 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,178 You got yourself a very weird deal.
- 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,849 I'm good. I have dinner plans.
- 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,603 - So you gonna be okay? - Yeah, yeah.
- 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:03,648 I got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming.
- 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,567 Joe, have you looked outside?
- 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,153 No. Why?
- 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,450 - Oh, man. - There's an indoor pool.
- 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,951 - You could swim there. - Yeah.
- 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:18,747 I wasn't gonna swim. I was gonna dig a hole.
- 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,671 That "Mike" was interesting. I don't know what's gonna happen...
- 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:31,426 ...with Phoebe and David. - I do. Want a hint, huh?
- 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:36,640 I do.
- 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,060 Okay, I'm sensing this is some kind of wordplay...
- 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:43,188 ...because you are pink with barely controlled glee.
- 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:48,401 - David's gonna propose to Phoebe. - What? Why?
- 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:51,905 Because we were talking about ways he could beat Mike...
- 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,407 ...and I told him Phoebe wanted to get married.
- 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,952 Chandler, we have talked about this.
- 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:59,871 You are not supposed to give people advice!
- 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,209 Couldn't you have made some inappropriate joke?
- 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,503 I did! A penis one!
- 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:09,756 Just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
- 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,008 They've only been going out for a few weeks.
- 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:16,555 Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike. I mean, she'll say no...
- 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:20,225 ...David's heart will be broken, it'll be too hard for them to recover...
- 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,395 ...and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
- 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,356 Man, that's some bad advice.
- 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,366 Oh, hey. Thank God. You guys are here.
- 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:40,078 - What's going on? - Everything is upside-down here.
- 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:45,875 It rains all day long and nobody watches TV, and Ross is famous.
- 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,629 I don't want to alarm anybody...
- 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:53,300 ...but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed.
- 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,595 Okay. When I go places with high humidity...
- 00:09:56,762 --> 00:10:00,015 ...it gets a little extra body, okay?
- 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:04,185 That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross.
- 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,479 I'll show you guys where to check in.
- 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,733 Oh, honey? Can you make sure we get a king-size bed?
- 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:14,446 Oh, David, get one for us too. Oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one.
- 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,490 And with mirrors on the ceiling.
- 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:21,411 And make sure our room isn't next to theirs.
- 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,998 Oh, you guys are so lucky you're here with people.
- 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,208 You know, it's just such a romantic place.
- 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:32,005 I just wish I could share it with a guy.
- 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,259 - Not Joey. - Not Joey. No.
- 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:41,264 - I was just lusting after Chandler. - Yeah, right.
- 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:48,355 So I'm proposing to Phoebe tonight.
- 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,231 Tonight?
- 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,610 Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond?
- 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,821 Oh, there it is.
- 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,532 Yes, well, being a failed scientist...
- 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,951 ...doesn't pay quite as well as you might think.
- 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:05,538 That's one-seventieth of a carat.
- 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:09,250 And the clarity is quite poor.
- 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,671 Nice.
- 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,258 - Monica, can I talk to you for a second? - Okay.
- 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,302 David's gonna propose to Phoebe tonight.
- 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,514 See what happens when you give people advice?
- 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:26,184 - Well, I hope you told him not to. - That would be advice!
- 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,270 Okay, fine. I'll handle this.
- 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,900 - Phoebe? - Yeah?
- 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:38,571 - I need to talk to you. - Are you leaving the Supremes?
- 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,741 [GIGGLES]
- 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:50,375 Okay, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice.
- 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,627 David's gonna propose to you tonight.
- 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,463 Wow, really?
- 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,383 That's fantastic!
- 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,262 What? Are you serious? You want to marry him?
- 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,515 - What about Mike? - Oh, okay, you want me to marry Mike?
- 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,892 Let's just gag him and handcuff him...
- 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,395 ...and force him down the aisle, okay?
- 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,897 I can just see it. "Mike, do you take Phoebe?"
- 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,775 [MUMBLING]
- 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:19,237 You know? It's every girl's dream.
- 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,907 Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?
- 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:27,370 Sure. Look, okay, bottom line? I love Mike... David!
- 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,416 David! I love David.
- 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,335 Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Roseannadanna.
- 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:43,428 "By using CT scans and computer imaging, we can, in a very real way...
- 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:48,475 ...bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21 st century."
- 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,519 It's great.
- 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,521 You'll be the hit of the conference.
- 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,231 It'll be even better tomorrow...
- 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:58,026 ...because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey...
- 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,154 ...checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet.
- 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,782 [KNOCKING]
- 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,368 - Hey, guys. - The chocolates aren't here.
- 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,579 Damn it!
- 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,081 Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic.
- 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:15,752 Oh, is it on the computer? Because I'd love to give it a read.
- 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,047 If you want to check your e-mail, just ask.
- 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,049 What? May I?
- 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:28,932 What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for dino week...
- 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:31,768 ...nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.
- 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:35,980 - The wet season is June to December. - It's not the time, Charlie.
- 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,941 Oh, no. No, no! Dear God, no!
- 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:41,152 What, did someone outbid you for the teapot?
- 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,491 Secret teapot.
- 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,285 Your computer. I don't know what... Everything's gone.
- 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:51,371 - What do you mean? CHANDLER: Must be a virus.
- 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,790 I think it erased your hard drive.
- 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,501 What? Oh, my God. What did you do?
- 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,420 Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.
- 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:03,675 - Why? Why would you open it? - Well, it didn't say, "This is a virus."
- 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,469 - What did it say? - "Nude..."
- 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,598 "Pictures of Anna Kournikova."
- 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,102 - I'm so sorry. - What am I gonna do?
- 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,729 - My speech is gone! - It's not gone.
- 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:19,649 I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy?
- 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,734 No, I don't!
- 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,863 Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now.
- 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,293 - It's really gone? - Yep.
- 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,170 I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here...
- 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,340 ...to complain about the rain and ruin my career.
- 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,718 - I just feel awful. - Yeah, you should.
- 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:52,557 Nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? She's never even won a major tournament.
- 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:56,436 Well, I tried Billie Jean King, but...
- 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,690 You know, you and Monica have the same I'm-gonna-kill-you look.
- 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,902 I can usually make it go away by kissing her.
- 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,487 Get out.
- 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,909 You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.
- 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,952 - What do you do? - I usually go...
- 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,288 ...play Tetris on somebody else's computer.
- 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,207 I can't believe this is happening.
- 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,002 I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow.
- 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,589 I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
- 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,966 You can use a speech I memorized for auditions.
- 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,887 I don't think your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now.
- 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,599 Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech.
- 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:39,437 - We can re-create it. We've got all night. - What, you really think we can do that?
- 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,774 Oh, wait. Joey and I are supposed to have dinner.
- 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,109 Don't worry about that. I mean, Ross needs you.
- 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,403 Rachel and I will stay and help any way we can.
- 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,197 [RACHEL GROANS]
- 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,158 All right. Okay, let's do it.
- 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:57,330 Well, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating.
- 00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:01,542 And then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment...
- 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,921 ...of the Mesozoic Era, the breakup of Pangaea. Hello?
- 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:09,926 And then there's the overview of the Triassic.
- 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:14,555 Ooh, ooh. Any chance any of this happened in a galaxy far, far away?
- 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,269 [PHONE RINGING]
- 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,816 - Hello? MONICA: Okay, Mike?
- 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,902 Enough is enough. You love Phoebe, and she loves you.
- 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,697 So get over your I-never-wanna-get-married thing...
- 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,490 ...and step up!
- 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,534 Who is this?
- 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,327 This is Monica, Phoebe's friend.
- 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,746 Listen. Phoebe is back with David.
- 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,082 He's gonna propose, and she's gonna say yes...
- 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,085 ...but I know she really wants to be with you.
- 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,381 He's gonna propose?
- 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:52,552 I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair!
- 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,056 If Phoebe wants to marry David, she should.
- 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,059 I'm not gonna stand in the way of that. Neither should you.
- 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,979 You don't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do.
- 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,567 Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados.
- 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,028 And while I've got you, you've got curly hair.
- 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,821 What do you do in the humidity?
- 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,074 Damn it!
- 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:22,665 - Well, I hope you're happy. - Aw, I hope you're happy too, honey.
- 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,001 Phoebe's going to say yes to David.
- 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:29,464 - That's what happens when you meddle. - Phoebe's gonna say yes? That's great.
- 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,799 No, it's not. She's still in love with Mike.
- 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,761 - There's no chance that will work? - No, I called.
- 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,014 - It's not gonna happen. - Meddler! Meddler!
- 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,475 If you hadn't meddled to start with...
- 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,269 ...then I wouldn't have had to go in and meddle myself.
- 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,522 No matter how much we meddle, we'll never be able to unmeddle...
- 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,400 ...the thing that you meddled up in the first place!
- 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,028 This vacation sucks!
- 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,620 - I'm so bored. - Mm.
- 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,290 Stupid rain. We can't do anything.
- 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,168 Well, I brought some books. We could read.
- 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,295 Hey, it hasn't come to that yet.
- 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,632 Hey, hey, hey, don't mind if I do.
- 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,260 I'm sorry, sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention.
- 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,015 You feel like going to a convention?
- 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,894 - We can't. We're not pharmacists. - I know we're not...
- 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:29,315 ...but Frank Madaio and Eva...
- 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:33,986 [STUTTERING ON NAME]
- 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,240 - Kate Miller. - Kate Miller it is.
- 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,784 - Okay. - Oh, good...
- 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,830 And that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
- 00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:47,667 Well, in that case, should I make sure it's on real good?
- 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,341 Thank you.
- 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:01,347 Oh, and then you said that thing about bringing the Mesozoic Era...
- 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,599 ...into the 21 st century.
- 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,560 Well, yeah. That's it?
- 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,604 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. We did it.
- 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:13,151 Actually, I did it, Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
- 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:17,822 Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products.
- 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,743 Oh, this is amazing. Thank you. Thank you so much.
- 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,207 That's a pretty necklace.
- 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,128 Thank you.
- 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,673 Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne?
- 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,927 Yeah! Save the cork, and that way, we can fill the bottle with water...
- 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,471 ...and put it back so they don't charge you.
- 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,435 Oh, my God, I love you.
- 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:52,190 This is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son...
- 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,775 ...or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?
- 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,445 That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
- 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,405 - Your first marriage? ROSS: Yeah.
- 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,699 You've been married more than once?
- 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,701 No.
- 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:06,871 Mm.
- 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,539 So why'd you break up?
- 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,835 Oh, it was...
- 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:18,424 It's complicated, you know? She was, uh...
- 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,009 ...gay.
- 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,427 Oh, my God.
- 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,137 This is so cool!
- 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,515 Okay. Odd thing to get excited about.
- 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,936 No, it's just that I was engaged to a guy who turned out to be gay.
- 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,063 Hey! High-five!
- 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,731 [LAUGHS]
- 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,609 Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs?
- 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:40,154 My fiancé was always going on long weekends with his "tennis partner."
- 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:45,284 My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with every day for a year.
- 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,578 She didn't get any fitter.
- 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,748 - Everybody's like, "I knew all along." - I know.
- 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,794 If you knew, why didn't you tell me? I mean, call, leave a note.
- 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,713 "Hi. Just dropped by to say your wife's gay."
- 00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,757 - I know. - And then...
- 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,551 And then you try to make the best of a bad situation...
- 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:05,471 ...so you float the idea of a threesome.
- 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,348 I didn't do that.
- 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,310 Me neither.
- 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,358 Well, who knew? Pharmacists are fun.
- 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,653 I know. That old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
- 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,572 Not enough pills in the world, Rach.
- 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,829 What about you, huh? You're the single one. See anybody in there you like?
- 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,874 Well, let's see. There was that really big guy that I was talking to...
- 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,836 ...with the really nice breasts.
- 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,130 But what about back home?
- 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,800 Anything going on there? Anybody you like?
- 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:47,638 No.
- 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,977 - There is. You're blushing. - No, I'm not blushing...
- 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,603 ...and I'm sunburned.
- 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,732 From, you know, the rain.
- 00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,608 You like someone. Tell me who.
- 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:02,153 - Tell me who it is. Come on. - No. Joey.
- 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,947 Who do you like? You're not getting away that easy.
- 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,158 - Who do you like? - Joey, come on!
- 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:11,746 It doesn't matter, you know? It's not like anything's gonna happen.
- 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:16,250 What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?
- 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:25,843 Okay. Okay. You really want to know who it is?
- 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,762 - Yeah. Who is it? - Do you?
- 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,598 - Yeah. CHARLIE: Hey.
- 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,850 ROSS: Hey. CHARLIE: I just left you a message.
- 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,894 Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite...
- 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,897 ...but now that you're here, we could have that dinner.
- 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:41,817 Right! Of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech?
- 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,737 Yep! We got it. We got it. Thank you so much.
- 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,489 - I had a great time. - Yeah.
- 00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:49,116 This isn't over, because I really want to know...
- 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:50,743 Later. Later.
- 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,829 CHARLIE: So shall we? - Yeah.
- 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,915 - Okay. - Good night.
- 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,375 Good night.
- 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,922 [BOTH SIGH]
- 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,802 - Okay, good night. - Good night, Ross.
- 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,975 I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David.
- 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:16,977 She's clearly in love with Mike.
- 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:20,981 You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
- 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:30,699 Um... Phoebe, um, I have, uh, something I want to say.
- 00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:33,661 Oh, God, he's gonna do it. I cannot watch this. Let's go.
- 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,955 I think we have time. Have you heard him talk?
- 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:41,627 "Uh, Phoebe, um, I would be honored if, uh, uh..." Spit it out, David!
- 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,005 Uh, Phoebe, um...
- 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:55,266 You're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was unbearable.
- 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,310 Of course, the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help.
- 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,521 Sure. Okay. Yeah.
- 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:06,318 But, um, well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart.
- 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:10,281 So to that end...
- 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:16,871 - Oh, my God, Mike. - It's David, actually.
- 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,205 No, Mike's here.
- 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,792 Oh, hey, Mike.
- 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,296 Hi, David.
- 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,841 Chandler. Monic... Oh!
- 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,388 It's the humidity!
- 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,811 - Hi, Phoebe. - What are you doing here?
- 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,606 I have a question I need to ask you.
- 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:47,526 I have a question I was kind of gonna ask her myself.
- 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:52,072 Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
- 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,951 Okay.
- 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,955 - Would you care for my seat as well? - Actually, yeah, that'd be great.
- 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,459 Well, that's fair, you've had a long trip.
- 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,847 Phoebe, I love you.
- 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,808 I've missed you so much these last few months.
- 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,228 I thought we were apart for a good reason...
- 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:25,105 ...but I realized that there was no reason good enough...
- 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:28,609 ...to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
- 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,613 Kind of steps on the toes of what I was going to say.
- 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,825 I'm sorry, David, but she really has to know this.
- 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:40,538 All right, but after this, I want to see you outside.
- 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,164 If the rain stops.
- 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:48,504 You're the most incredible woman I've ever met.
- 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:54,510 How could I lose you? Now, I don't actually have a ring.
- 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:58,055 - I have a ring. - I wouldn't brag about that, big guy.
- 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,517 But, Phoebe...
- 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,602 ...will you marry me?
- 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,775 No.
- 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,487 Ha-ha.
- 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:22,329 I love you, but I never needed a proposal from you.
- 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,748 I just needed to know we were headed somewhere.
- 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:30,129 - That we had a future. - We can have any future you want.
- 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,388 Okay, well, I'm gonna take off.
- 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,808 David, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
- 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:46,770 Just so I know, if I had asked first?
- 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:52,651 Yeah, I might have said yes, but that would've been wrong.
- 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,613 Please, you don't have to explain.
- 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,866 I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk...
- 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:04,038 ...things would have worked out for us, and I wouldn't have ruined my career.
- 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:06,915 Or lost that toe to frostbite.
- 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,335 It was a good trip.
- 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:16,383 - Is it okay if I hug you now? - Oh, yes.
- 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:22,306 Because of our meddling! All right?
- 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,736 Oh, isn't this nice? It's so quiet. I could just lie here all day.
- 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:37,738 Oh, I know.
- 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:44,495 - Open your drapes! Open your drapes! - So glad we got adjoining rooms.
- 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:50,125 - The sun is out! - Hey! Remember when I had corneas?
- 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,086 Go to the pool and reserve chairs.
- 00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:56,590 - I will get the magazines and the lotion. - Ladies? Ross' speech is in 45 minutes.
- 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,926 - No! - Damn it!
- 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,388 ROSS: Walls are pretty thin, guys.
- 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:13,107 "Then we have to weigh the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing...
- 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:19,196 ...which call into question information gathered from years of carbon dating."
- 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:23,117 Look at the woman sitting out by the pool getting tan.
- 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,787 She's all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so jealous!
- 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:31,834 "Finally, factor in the profusion of new species recently discovered.
- 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:34,211 Giganotosaurus.
- 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:38,424 - Argentinosaurus." - Not to mention Coldsaurus.
- 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:45,514 "And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores.
- 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,349 Their heads are already too big.
- 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:51,228 Which is ironic, considering their stunted cerebral development."
- 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,272 [CROWD LAUGHING]
- 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:57,109 Really?
- 00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:02,489 "But all kidding aside, in much the same way...
- 00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:07,453 ...that Homo ergaster is thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus..."
- 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:10,080 [JOEY LAUGHS]
- 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:14,293 - What? - He said "erectus."
- 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:18,589 - You're kidding, right? - No, he really said it.
- 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:22,634 "And while there are certainly vast differences...
- 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:27,598 ...between these Mesozoic fossils and the example of Homo erectus..."
- 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,267 [RACHEL LAUGHING]
- 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,810 Erectus?
- 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,687 - Homo. - Right.
- 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:41,779 "In a very real way, we can bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21 st century."
- 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,697 Thank you.
- 00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,914 RACHEL: Really great. - Thanks, guys.
- 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,708 I thought it was wonderful.
- 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,377 Jarvis Oberblau. Cornell.
- 00:29:57,545 --> 00:30:03,592 I mean, the ideas you put forth, and from someone so young and...
- 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,809 Okay, now we're just holding hands.
- 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:16,063 Alrighty. We're gonna hit the beach. That was really great.
- 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,816 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. Oh, and so funny.
- 00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:23,403 - Take it easy. - All right, thanks. Thanks so much.
- 00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:26,198 I can't tell you how much it means that you were here.
- 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,826 You kidding? We wouldn't have missed it.
- 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,411 Oh.
- 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:33,372 I'm back.
- 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:38,126 Okay. Well, excuse me?
- 00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:39,419 Hey.
- 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,630 - Well? - You were incredible.
- 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:42,840 You blew them away.
- 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,635 I can't tell you how great it was to look in the crowd and see your face.
- 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:50,764 I mean, did you know you were mouthing the words along with me?
- 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,558 - I was not. - No, it's okay.
- 00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:55,686 It made me feel like a rock star.
- 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:59,106 Oh, my God. I'm your groupie.
- 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,401 Hey, I better not find you naked in my hotel room.
- 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:05,028 [ROSS LAUGHS]
- 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,740 Look, I took it too far.
- 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:18,083 MONICA: I can't believe it's raining again. It's so unfair.
- 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,794 PHOEBE: Well, on the bright side, now we won't have to see...
- 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:24,172 ...all these paleontologists with their shirts off.
- 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,594 Not you guys.
- 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,680 You've got it going on.
- 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:37,769 - What will we do today? - They have a game room downstairs.
- 00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:39,479 They have Ping-Pong and stuff.
- 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,857 Ping-Pong? Honey, they have Ping-Pong.
- 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,109 - Let's play. - I don't think so.
- 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,654 - Why not? - You know how competitive you get.
- 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:50,949 And while I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying.
- 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:55,495 - I'm not always that bad. - Oh, yeah?
- 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:58,081 What happened when we played last time?
- 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,208 I punched you.
- 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:04,296 - And? - Phoebe.
- 00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:07,841 - And? - I clunked your heads together.
- 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,774 [GRUNTS]
- 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,859 [LAUGHS]
- 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,112 - There you are. - Hey. Listen.
- 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,658 As soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeling.
- 00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:36,536 Some kid told me about this sea turtle. If you blow bubbles in his face...
- 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,789 ...he chases you.
- 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,626 I'm sorry, I can't. I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
- 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,002 Oh.
- 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,588 That's okay. I'll find someone else to do it.
- 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,799 I'd do it alone, but, uh...
- 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:52,260 ...I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you.
- 00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:55,347 You know, I feel so bad.
- 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,392 I haven't seen you this whole trip. Especially last night...
- 00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:02,062 Don't worry about it. It was fine. I had the best time with Rachel.
- 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:05,941 I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room working on Ross' speech.
- 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,276 Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun.
- 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:12,322 Oh, well, at least we're both having fun, right?
- 00:33:15,284 --> 00:33:18,453 - Is it weird that it's not with each other? - Yeah.
- 00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,122 A little bit, yeah.
- 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,004 I think we need to talk.
- 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:31,174 Yeah, I think we do.
- 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,470 About what?
- 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,601 - Come on, you guys, it'll be fun! - All right.
- 00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:45,272 - I'll play if we don't keep score. - Well, then how do we know who wins?
- 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:51,111 - Nobody wins. - So we're just four losers. Super.
- 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:54,906 - Well, I'm not playing with her. - I'm out.
- 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:56,700 - I'll play you. - Okay.
- 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,536 - You don't know what you're doing. - She gets crazy.
- 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,205 This scar? That's from Pictionary.
- 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,126 I think I'll be all right.
- 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:09,671 - You want to volley a bit for serve? - Sure, if you want to.
- 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,302 Ho!
- 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:19,473 Oh, by the way, I'm awesome.
- 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:24,269 Oh, dear God, there's two of them.
- 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,064 - You ready to play? - Hell, yeah.
- 00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:33,070 - Did you know this about him? - No idea. I thought he was soft like you.
- 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:36,073 - Want to make it more interesting? - How much you thinking?
- 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,075 - Ten bucks a game? - Make it 50.
- 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,868 - I'll make it 100. - One thousand...
- 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,620 Okay!
- 00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:45,207 We'll flip to see who goes first. You got a quarter?
- 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:48,376 No. Either of you girls got a quarter?
- 00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:52,172 Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him.
- 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:56,802 - Monica, you call it. - Heads. No, tails! Heads!
- 00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:59,429 - Tails. - Oh, what are the chances?
- 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:06,311 - Hah! My point! MIKE: Oh, no, I don't think so.
- 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:10,273 Standard rules: If at any time a player uses his nonracket-bearing hand...
- 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,443 ...to touch the playing surface, he or she forfeits the point.
- 00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:18,949 He was a lawyer.
- 00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:23,120 All the East Coast is having beautiful weather.
- 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,330 In New York, it's 72 and sunny.
- 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:27,833 Oh. Weather bitch.
- 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,252 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:31,878 It's open.
- 00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:34,631 - Hi, Joe. - Hey.
- 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:39,136 - What? Is everything okay? - Charlie and I broke up.
- 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,429 No. Why?
- 00:35:41,597 --> 00:35:44,391 Well, she said we have nothing in common.
- 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,518 That's crazy.
- 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:49,312 No, it's not. We have nothing in common.
- 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,649 - Yeah, that's true. - Yeah.
- 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:56,153 I mean, she should be with someone more like Ross.
- 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,531 You know, I mean he uses all those big words too.
- 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:03,451 - Man, smart people are dull. - Well, hey!
- 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,953 Okay, Rach.
- 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:12,961 I feel so stupid, you know? Why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
- 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,714 - What are you talking about? - Oh, come on.
- 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:21,595 I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie. It's like... What the hell's my problem?
- 00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:22,804 I just...
- 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:24,264 [SIGHS]
- 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:33,440 Okay. Maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl.
- 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,693 I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me.
- 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:40,197 - I'm not talking about her. - Well, then, who?
- 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:42,824 The waitress I went out with last month?
- 00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:46,578 - You know what? Forget it. - No, no, no, no.
- 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,122 - Who are you talking about? - No, I don't...
- 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,791 I actually don't know who I'm talking about, so...
- 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:53,543 - Okay. - Yeah.
- 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:57,339 Well, I'm gonna go see if I can get a room for tonight.
- 00:36:57,506 --> 00:37:01,384 - And I'll see you later. - Yeah, sure. Okay.
- 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,621 - You like me? - Okay.
- 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:32,916 - Let's not make a big thing about this. - It's a huge thing!
- 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,335 Okay, not working with me, Joe.
- 00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:40,674 Look, here's the thing. Lately, I have been having thoughts.
- 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:43,426 Musings, if you will.
- 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:47,264 - Well, for how long? - Oh, only like a month.
- 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,140 - A month?! - Well...
- 00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:54,813 Dial it down. Listen, maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do.
- 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:58,441 I have been thinking about, you know, us.
- 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:03,530 - Okay, dial it up a little. - Oh, you're right. Okay.
- 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,240 - I just have a question. - Shoot.
- 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:09,077 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm not trying to do anything.
- 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:12,414 It's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know?
- 00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:16,793 And I mean, aren't you just a little curious what it would be like?
- 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:20,714 Am I curious? I mean, I'm as curious as...
- 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,258 ...George!
- 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,011 Who?
- 00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:27,721 - Curious George! - Oh!
- 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:30,473 You know, the monkey and the guy with the yellow hat.
- 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,101 - Of course. I remember. - He had a paper route.
- 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,103 Yeah, he did.
- 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,773 - See, this is what I'm talking about. - No, I know. We're great!
- 00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:41,693 But, Rach, no, this can't happen.
- 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,864 Can't it just happen a little bit?
- 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:51,244 - No! It can't happen at all! - Why not?
- 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:55,457 Because, look, no one wants this to happen more than me, okay?
- 00:38:55,624 --> 00:38:58,960 I have gone over this moment in my head 100 times...
- 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:02,422 ...and not once did I ever say no.
- 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:09,054 I couldn't do it to Ross.
- 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:12,932 - But that wasn't gonna stop you before. - I know. I know...
- 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:18,813 ...but I've thought about it a lot since then, and it just wouldn't be right.
- 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,692 I'm sorry.
- 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,697 I'm sorry too.
- 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,787 - Oh, God, I shouldn't have said anything. - No, no, no, no. Hey, we'll be fine.
- 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:36,581 - Like you said, it's no big deal. - It's not a big deal.
- 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,708 - No big deal. - It's so not a big deal.
- 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:41,086 - I'll see you later. All right, hey. - Okay, great.
- 00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:43,088 [LAUGHS]
- 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,691 RACHEL: Okay... Oh!
- 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:20,959 Oh, I'm sorry, I think... I think that may have missed the table.
- 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,836 - Oh, do you? - Yeah.
- 00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:24,129 - Do you? - Yeah.
- 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,172 - Do you? - Yeah!
- 00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:30,260 - You really find this attractive on him? - Oh, yeah.
- 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:34,389 Are you telling me you're not even a little turned on by Monica right now?
- 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:44,774 This is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.
- 00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:47,902 All right, come on, Mike. You can beat her.
- 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,697 Knock that dog off her head.
- 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:56,578 - Oh, damn it! - I sleep with him!
- 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:01,166 - Game point. - Don't get too cocky.
- 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:02,876 Remember, I won the last one.
- 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:06,004 Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
- 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:09,090 You should look in the mirror before you call yourself that.
- 00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:17,557 - No! No! No! - And that's how it's done.
- 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:18,892 CHANDLER: Okey-dokey.
- 00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:23,313 You've each won a game, and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life.
- 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,148 Everybody goes home a winner.
- 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,108 - Best of three? - What I'm thinking.
- 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:31,988 Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?
- 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,909 - Serve the ball, chump. - "Serve the ball, chump."
- 00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:39,704 Okay, better comebacks, Mike. Better comebacks.
- 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,918 I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks.
- 00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:48,546 If you ever want to get away from the city, well, that'd be...
- 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,966 ...just nifty.
- 00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:59,098 Well, I've kind of got a lot on my plate right now.
- 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:03,520 Not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man.
- 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:08,233 - Jarvis? - Oh, you're back.
- 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:13,488 - This is my wife, Nancy. - Well, get out!
- 00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:16,908 Ross? Can I talk to you for a minute?
- 00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:18,284 Yes, please.
- 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,998 So, what's going on?
- 00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:29,754 Well, Joey and I broke up.
- 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:35,885 - Oh, my God. What happened? - Joey is a great guy...
- 00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:38,388 ...but we're just... We're so different.
- 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:41,891 I mean, like, during your speech, he kept laughing at "Homo erectus."
- 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:44,561 I knew that was him!
- 00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:50,108 Anyway, I just... I think it's for the best.
- 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:55,154 - Hey. Hey, you okay? - I guess.
- 00:42:57,866 --> 00:42:59,826 There was...
- 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:05,915 There was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey.
- 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:12,547 I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone else.
- 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:16,718 Okay, Geller. Last day of the conference.
- 00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:19,220 You know what happens to the keynote speaker.
- 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,765 Professor Klarik, we're in the middle of a conversation here.
- 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:27,020 - Can't you throw him in the pool later? - Or we could throw you both in now.
- 00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:30,898 Okay, gentlemen, please. Aren't we a little old for this?
- 00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:33,735 I mean, we're scientists, all right? We're academics...
- 00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:37,780 ...and most importantly you will have to catch us first.
- 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:40,366 Go! Go! Go!
- 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:49,167 [LAUGHS]
- 00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:51,836 Okay, so it's tied again, 41 to 41.
- 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:56,758 - Okay, look, enough is enough. MONICA: No.
- 00:43:56,925 --> 00:44:01,220 - I just have two more points to beat him. - Monica, that was also true an hour ago!
- 00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:02,722 I mean, please, look at you.
- 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:07,393 Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable!
- 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,440 You've already proven you're just as good as he is.
- 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:15,276 We missed our dinner reservation, let's go upstairs...
- 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:18,279 ...order room service, take a shower and shave your head!
- 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,159 I can't just walk away. I've put in four hours.
- 00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:26,079 You knew this about me when you married me.
- 00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:29,207 You agreed to take me in sickness and in health.
- 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,668 Well, this is my sickness!
- 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,546 - What about the obsessive cleaning? - That's just good sense.
- 00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:40,635 Ow!
- 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:43,513 [MONICA WHIMPERING]
- 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,306 - You okay? - No, honey, I'm okay.
- 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:49,435 Shake it off. Oh, no shaking. No shaking. No shaking.
- 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:51,938 [MONICA GROANING]
- 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:56,526 Oh, my God. I can't play.
- 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,153 - So you forfeit? - Mike wins?
- 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:03,574 I can't believe it. I lost.
- 00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:10,289 - No, you didn't. - What?
- 00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:13,626 - Because I'm gonna play for you. - You can't do that.
- 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:17,130 It's okay. I don't care which of them I beat.
- 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:21,759 Okay, we're taking that paddle home, mister.
- 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:27,724 - Honey, you don't have to do this. - Yes, I do.
- 00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:30,476 I may not understand why you have to win so badly...
- 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:33,229 ...but if it's important to you, it's important to me.
- 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,814 Because I love you.
- 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:39,277 But you suck.
- 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,405 You're welcome, sweetheart.
- 00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:45,950 All right, let's get this over with. Sudden death.
- 00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:49,871 - Whoever wins this point, wins. - Okay.
- 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:58,546 - Oh, my God. You're good. - It's like watching porn.
- 00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:06,971 And that's how it's done.
- 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:12,769 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was so amazing.
- 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:14,645 Well, when did you...?
- 00:46:14,813 --> 00:46:18,691 Hold on, I almost forgot. Loser.
- 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:25,072 - When did you stop sucking? - I never sucked. I just didn't want you...
- 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,949 ...to know how good I was. - Why?
- 00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,951 - I don't know. - Well, this is so great.
- 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:32,038 - Now we can enter doubles tournaments. - That's why.
- 00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:43,674 - They still looking for us? - Yeah.
- 00:46:43,842 --> 00:46:46,761 The bartender said they split up into two search parties.
- 00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:49,222 The herbivores and the carnivores.
- 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:54,268 You know, we, as a group, are not the coolest.
- 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:56,312 Oh, look out.
- 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:06,072 - I don't think they saw us. - I don't think they did.
- 00:47:12,579 --> 00:47:18,459 So I started to tell you something earlier. Um...
- 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:24,257 There was another reason that I realized it was time to end it with Joey.
- 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:29,762 I kind of realized I was starting to have feelings...
- 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:31,889 ...for someone else.
- 00:47:33,058 --> 00:47:34,600 Oh.
- 00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:37,645 And can I ask who?
- 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,898 I think you know.
- 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:47,321 I think I know too, but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so...
- 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:10,428 - I'm sorry, we can't. - All right. All right.
- 00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:14,056 I mean, you just went out with my best friend, you know?
- 00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:17,977 I just think it would be a really, really bad idea.
- 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:24,567 Or not. I mean...
- 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:03,397 What?
- 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:12,907 Oh.
- 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,997 [English - US - SDH]
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