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Эпизод с пластикой груди
The One with the Boob Job
Сезон: 09Серия: 16
Описание
Чендлер и Моника по отдельности просят Джои одолжить им денег. Когда Чендлер узнает, что Моника просила у Джои денег, говоря, что Бинги никогда не просят денег, Джои утверждает, что Монике нужны были деньги на увеличение груди. Рейчел пытается самостоятельно обезопасить квартиру для ребенка, но понимает, что не может, поэтому нанимает мастера. В результате Джои отчаянно пытается открыть холодильник и, как только ему это удается, вынимает всю еду, чтобы больше не пытаться его открыть. Майк говорит Фиби, что больше никогда не хочет жениться, что заставляет Фиби задуматься, стоит ли им жить вместе. После душераздирающего решения Фиби расстается с Майком, поняв, что все-таки хочет выйти замуж. Специальный гость: Пол Радд в роли Майка
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:06,549 Have you seen our bank statement? Can this be right?
- 00:00:06,716 --> 00:00:10,469 I know. God, I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this...
- 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:14,390 ...since I was a kid and they came up with Double Stuf Oreos.
- 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:19,270 - What happened to all of our money? - Well, I'm not sure exactly what they did...
- 00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:22,064 ...but I'm inclined to blame Enron.
- 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:25,651 Well, I guess with you doing the internship...
- 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:28,362 ...we're just spending more than we're bringing in.
- 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:32,408 Yeah, maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.
- 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:35,286 But you're finally doing something that you love.
- 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:37,830 I mean, I can't ask you to give that up.
- 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:41,667 Although it would be nice if the thing that you loved was, you know, finding gold.
- 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:45,838 You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this.
- 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,923 Okay? So we pay our bills late this month.
- 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,134 Maybe next month, we cut back on a few things.
- 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:54,305 And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change.
- 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:58,809 You're a chef. What can you make out of baking soda and beer?
- 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:02,063 All right. Worst-case scenario is, we borrow some money from my parents.
- 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,981 No, we're not borrowing money.
- 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:07,109 - Why not? - Because we don't do that. We are Bings.
- 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:11,781 If there's one thing my father taught me, it was...
- 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:15,743 ...well, to always knock before going into the pool house.
- 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:18,913 But the other thing was, never borrow money.
- 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,832 Wow, I had no idea you had this much pride.
- 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,918 That's right, I do. I am your man.
- 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:25,878 And I'm gonna get us through this situation...
- 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:28,130 ...even if it means you working twice as hard.
- 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,921 [TV PLAYING]
- 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,882 - I'm gonna go. - Why?
- 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:14,969 I haven't been home in a couple days and I need to get more clothes.
- 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:17,972 You don't have to go. I have something that'll fit you.
- 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:22,309 I put that tube top on as a joke.
- 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:26,105 - I want you to stay. - I want to stay too.
- 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:28,858 But I've got as much use out of these boxers as I can.
- 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:31,235 - Why don't you turn them inside-- - Done it.
- 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:36,031 - I'll be back in a couple of hours. - All right. I'll miss you.
- 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,117 Me too.
- 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:46,041 You know what? I just realized something. I don't want to go home.
- 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:50,546 - Great! Okay, I'll go get the tube top. - No, no, what I mean is...
- 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:53,507 -...I hate going back to my apartment now. - Mm-hm.
- 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,510 Partly because I live above a known crack den...
- 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:01,348 ...but, you know, mostly because when I'm there, I really miss you.
- 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:04,768 So...
- 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:07,479 ...do you want to move in together?
- 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:11,859 Wow, Mike Hannigan...
- 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:15,237 ...you sure know how to make a girl say "Hell, yeah."
- 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:19,450 - So we're doing it? - Yeah, let's do it. Let's live together.
- 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:23,662 Wow. We're really gonna move in together?
- 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:24,872 Yeah.
- 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,541 I've always wanted to live with a guy.
- 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,253 Pick up your socks. Put down the toilet seat.
- 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:34,548 No, we are not having sex anymore.
- 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,635 It's gonna be fun.
- 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,473 - Hey, JOEY- - Hey.
- 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,894 Listen, I need to know that what I'm about to ask you...
- 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,271 ...will never get back to Chandler.
- 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:56,195 I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it myself.
- 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:02,618 But Chandler is my best friend. It would be wrong.
- 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:06,413 Good, but wrong.
- 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:11,168 Okay, first of all, it would be great.
- 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:14,713 But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow money.
- 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:18,133 Oh, I don't know, Monica. You know...
- 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,302 ...lending friends money is always a mistake.
- 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:24,014 - But Chandler lent you money. - And he would tell you it was a mistake.
- 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:28,602 Come on, I just-- I need it for some rent and some other bills.
- 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,397 Oh, well... Well, how much?
- 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:35,025 - Two thousand dollars? - Two thousand dollars?
- 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,611 What do you think I am, a soap-opera star?
- 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:41,573 - Yeah. - That's right, I am.
- 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:42,783 [LAUGHS]
- 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,412 - Hi, you guys. MONICA <i>&</i> JOEY: Hey.
- 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:50,165 - What's in the bag? - You know how Emma started crawling?
- 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:54,253 I realized that this place is very unsafe for a baby...
- 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:58,257 ...so I went to the store and I got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.
- 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:00,467 Oh, God, baby-proofing.
- 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:04,221 Why is it such a big deal now? You know, when I was a kid, it was like:
- 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:06,807 "Whoops, Joey fell down the stairs."
- 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:11,895 Or, "Whoops, Joey electrocuted himself again."
- 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:16,692 Anyway, um, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?
- 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:20,487 - No, I was just gonna do it myself. - Ha, ha.
- 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,659 - You're gonna do it'? - Yeah. Why?
- 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:30,497 - You don't think a woman can do this? - Women can. You can't.
- 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:35,836 Monica, will you please tell Joey that he is a pig.
- 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:39,715 - You're a pig. And you can't do this. - What?
- 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:43,427 What? Come on, I found the hardware store all by myself.
- 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,429 The hardware store's right down the street.
- 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:48,474 There is a hardware store right down the street?
- 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:55,064 Hey, you guys? Okay, we've got great news.
- 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,567 - Phoebe and I are moving in together. - Congratulations.
- 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:02,321 I know, it's so exciting. You know, I've never lived with a guy before.
- 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:06,408 Well, it's just like living with a girl, only they don't steal your makeup.
- 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,995 Unless they're playing "This ls What My Sister Would Look Like."
- 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,415 Yeah, she's not so cute.
- 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,294 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Well, you put down the toilet seat.
- 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:19,505 Yes, dear.
- 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:23,884 - Is that a bit you guys do? - Uh-huh. We're playing you two.
- 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:29,515 We don't do that. Tell her we don't do that.
- 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,683 Yes, dear.
- 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:36,397 I can't believe you're moving in together. That's gre-- I'm happy for you guys.
- 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,733 - I hear wedding bells. - Monica, slow down, okay?
- 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,486 I'm just excited to be living with him.
- 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,780 You know, I mean, I don't know...
- 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:48,283 ...can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure. Yeah.
- 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,744 You know, I could picture myself walking down the aisle...
- 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:55,541 ...in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way.
- 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,462 But do I want that house in Connecticut, you know, near the good schools...
- 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:04,508 ...where Mike and I could send little Sophie and Mike Jr.?
- 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,219 Oh, my God, I do.
- 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:10,639 Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
- 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:12,474 I know. I guess I am.
- 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:16,186 Oh, my God, load up the Volvo, I want to be a soccer mom.
- 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,941 - You ready to go? - Yeah, you bet, roomie.
- 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:23,902 Don't you mean "groomie"?
- 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,865 - What are you talking about? - Please.
- 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,825 These guys. We haven't even moved in yet...
- 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:32,244 ...and they have us picking out china patterns.
- 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:33,745 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,421 China patterns!
- 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:49,678 This is easy. "Can't do this..."
- 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,477 Wow, seriously. Can't do this.
- 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:03,650 CHANDLER: Hey, Joe. JOEY: Hey.
- 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:08,113 Listen, um, I need to ask you a favor, and we can't tell Monica anything about it.
- 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,743 - I thought you guys didn't have secrets. - That will remain the official party line.
- 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,621 [SIGHS]
- 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,999 Look, Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
- 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,919 - Yeah, I know. - What? What do you mean, you "know"?
- 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,213 Uh...
- 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,381 I just figured it out, you know?
- 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:30,219 I mean, you're not working and, uh, the economy is bad.
- 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,763 Oh, right.
- 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:36,266 That is the fastest I have ever thought.
- 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,561 Anyway, uh...
- 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,190 ...I need to borrow some money.
- 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:46,151 Oh, sure. Yeah, how much? Two thousand dollars?
- 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:51,365 Yes, $2000 exactly. How did you know that?
- 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:57,079 Uh, well, I know how much you used to make...
- 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,248 ...and I know how much your rent is.
- 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,167 Oh, okay.
- 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,711 I am on fire.
- 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,382 Listen, this is really nice.
- 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:13,345 Did you write a check to Monica for $2000?
- 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,222 Did Monica borrow money from you?
- 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:19,935 - Uh, kind of. - I can't believe her.
- 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,104 Did she tell you we were having money problems?
- 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,232 No, no, no. It wasn't because of your money problems.
- 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:28,443 It was for something for her.
- 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:30,320 What?
- 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,655 Something personal.
- 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,825 What would she get for $2000 that she wouldn't tell me about?
- 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,201 Excuse me.
- 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,123 Boob job.
- 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,501 I don't want her to get a boob job. That's crazy.
- 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,629 Well, it's not that crazy, okay?
- 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,382 Making them smaller, that would be crazy.
- 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:57,264 Oh, hey, I wanted to ask you about Monica's little "groomie" joke.
- 00:09:57,431 --> 00:10:01,310 Well, I think the reason people laughed is that it's a play on the word "roomie."
- 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,061 No...
- 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:08,817 I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was.
- 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:12,362 No, the thing I want to say is...
- 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,490 Maybe we should've talked about this before.
- 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:19,995 Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
- 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,998 - Oh, no, no. Not at all. - Okay.
- 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:26,627 We're just moving in right now. We'll see where it goes.
- 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:31,214 Yeah, well, that's the thing. For me, it's as far as it can ever go.
- 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,594 - What do you mean? - Look, Phoebe, I...
- 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:40,140 I love you very much. But I never want to get married again.
- 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,267 Oh.
- 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:46,730 - Wow. - It's just, my first marriage was...
- 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:50,484 ...you know, such a disaster that I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.
- 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,695 - Mm-hm. Was it really that bad? - At one point, near the end...
- 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:57,699 -...she deliberately defecated on my-- - Okay, well, that's bad. Yeah.
- 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:03,872 But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps...
- 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,667 ...a blond who always uses the toilet?
- 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,422 Except for once in the ocean.
- 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,217 Look, it's not about who I would marry.
- 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:18,929 I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. I was wrong.
- 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,807 - But, it just-- - Look, Phoebe, it's not about you.
- 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,267 I just never want to get married again.
- 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,980 - Ah. - I'm sorry.
- 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:34,069 Are you okay with that? If not, maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.
- 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:37,739 No. Oh, I definitely don't want to get married.
- 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:41,785 No, I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to, too.
- 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,914 Because, you know, if we move in and you start changing your mind...
- 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:48,041 ...there is gonna be hell to pay, mister.
- 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,670 - Trust me. I will never-- - Yeah, I get that. Yeah.
- 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,973 Hi. So you gave in and decided to call someone?
- 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:07,477 Yeah. I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
- 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,689 - You're all set. - Oh, thank you so much.
- 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,191 Wait. You forgot your, um...
- 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,777 Your game.
- 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,529 Thank you.
- 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:24,786 Hey, Rach. There she is, my perfectly proportioned wife.
- 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,666 Don't look at me. I never get his jokes.
- 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,961 - Thank you? - No, no. Don't thank me.
- 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:37,090 Thank you. Do you know there is not one thing that I would change about you?
- 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:40,552 Not one single thing. And definitely not...
- 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,096 ...two single things.
- 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,391 Okay, you're being weird. Do you want sex...
- 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,477 ...or did you do something bad?
- 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:52,314 No. No. No. I just love the way you look. I am warm...
- 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,274 ...for your form.
- 00:12:56,818 --> 00:13:00,155 Okay, um, you know the old classics like, you know, "You look nice"?
- 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,448 They're still okay.
- 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:05,035 But "you look nice" could mean that I'm saying, "Your face looks nice."
- 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,788 I want to compliment your body.
- 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:11,333 I mean, I wouldn't change it at all.
- 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:15,253 And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.
- 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:17,964 - Okay. - I mean...
- 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,259 ...you wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger, would you?
- 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,056 Don't answer that.
- 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,896 Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any weirder.
- 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,817 I know. Why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?
- 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,110 I don't know. I mean, what brought that on'?
- 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:43,281 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You know what? We're trying to get pregnant...
- 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,785 ...so he's probably starting to freak out that my body's gonna change.
- 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,412 - You think that's what it is? - You heard him.
- 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:52,541 "No bigger. You're perfect. Just don't get any bigger."
- 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,544 My God, he sounded just like my high-school wrestling coach.
- 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:02,676 - I'm gonna have to talk to Chandler. - Yeah. If you don't, I will.
- 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:06,596 Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger...
- 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,099 ...your ass is gonna get bigger...
- 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,185 ...you're gonna lose bladder control.
- 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,191 God, it's just such a magical time.
- 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:23,738 [KNOCKING ON DQOR]
- 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:25,699 - Hi. - Hey.
- 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,034 Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage.
- 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,120 Now you're seeking me out to make jokes?
- 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:34,249 I mean, I can see if we're all hanging out, but to come to my home...
- 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,877 No, I really want to know how you feel about it.
- 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,714 - Why? - Mike doesn't ever want to get married.
- 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,425 - Never? - Never.
- 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,887 Wow. Are you still gonna move in with him?
- 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:51,808 I want to, but I wanted you to tell me that marriage really isn't that big a deal.
- 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:56,396 You know, that I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks.
- 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,150 Yeah, marriage stinks.
- 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:05,405 I mean, if you want to see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving...
- 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,365 ...get them married.
- 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,578 - That's not how you really feel, is it? - No, I'm sorry.
- 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,749 Look, I know it's not what you want to hear, but I can't help it.
- 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,334 I love marriage.
- 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,753 Seriously, you? Divorce-0?
- 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:25,800 If you have to call me a name, I'd prefer "Ross, the Divorcer." It's just cooler.
- 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:31,056 Look, look, I know my marriages didn't exactly work out...
- 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:34,392 ...but, you know, I loved being that committed to another person.
- 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,521 And Carol and I had some good times before she became a lesbian.
- 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,274 And once afterward.
- 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,860 Anyway, I'm sorry.
- 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,446 Ugh. It's okay. That's how you feel.
- 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,617 But, come on, I mean, living together will be great.
- 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,620 I mean, you guys have so much fun. And you love Mike.
- 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,498 - I do love Mike. - Yeah, see?
- 00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:00,001 And you were so excited about moving in together before...
- 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,671 ...and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal.
- 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,424 Yeah, I guess you're right.
- 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,760 Yeah, thanks. This helped. Thanks.
- 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,471 The Divorcer to the rescue.
- 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,099 - It's not cooler. - Yeah, I just heard it.
- 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,149 Oh.
- 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,115 Rash?
- 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,500 Rachel?
- 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,141 So I can't do anything I like?
- 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,852 Hey, Rach.
- 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:03,773 Ah, perfection. Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.
- 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:04,983 - Honey? CHANDLER: Yeah?
- 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,776 About that.
- 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:12,824 - Um, I'm going to change. - Yes, but, honey, you don't have to.
- 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,118 I'm gonna get bigger.
- 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,703 Honey, I...
- 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,873 I love your breasts the way they are.
- 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,751 Ugh. Fascist.
- 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:26,379 Well, my breasts are gonna get bigger whether you like it or not.
- 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,050 And it's not just my breasts. My ass is gonna get bigger too.
- 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,885 Your ass?
- 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:36,181 And don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too.
- 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:41,478 - They do that? - It's kind of a package deal.
- 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,191 God, why? Why would you want to do that to yourself?
- 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,110 I thought it was something that we both wanted.
- 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:53,281 If it means that much to you, I may be able to get on board with the big boobs...
- 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,575 ...but the giant ass and the big clown feet?
- 00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,871 Oh, my God, Chandler.
- 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,124 If you can't handle this, what are you gonna be like in the hospital...
- 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:07,504 ...with the blood and screaming and the little person that's shooting out of her?
- 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,758 What?
- 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,644 Joey, why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?
- 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,522 Because she is.
- 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:29,526 - Chandler knows I borrowed the money. - Mm-hm. For your boob job.
- 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,528 - Joe... - It's over.
- 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:35,406 Okay, so I'm out $4000 and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?
- 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:45,834 Hey. Hey, what do you guys think about this: Ross, the Divorce Force.
- 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,878 - Better. - Yeah?
- 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,089 Very cool.
- 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:56,553 Hey, Pheebs? You know, I'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day...
- 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,764 -...and I hope I was a little helpful. - Oh, yeah, you were helpful.
- 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,724 - Yeah. No, thank you. - Good. Good.
- 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:05,270 Because the more I thought about it, the more I realized...
- 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:09,107 ...I don't think marriage is necessarily the right path for you.
- 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,525 What do you mean?
- 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,777 I know the other day in the coffeehouse...
- 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,072 ...you were all caught up in the whole soccer-mom thing...
- 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:20,451 ...but is that really you? I mean, can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?
- 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:24,372 They are awfully boxy.
- 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:30,420 I mean, I don't know, you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean, it's so normal.
- 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,715 Uh-huh. Yeah.
- 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,466 Hey, can I help?
- 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,220 Well, we climbed up four flights of stairs, maneuvered a narrow hallway...
- 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:43,725 ...dodged a rabid pit bull. But these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
- 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:49,314 You know, sometimes your words, they hurt.
- 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,776 Hey, where do you guys want this?
- 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,571 Yeah, seriously, because this is really heavy.
- 00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:01,159 I mean, not for me, because I'm only pretending to hold it, but for these guys.
- 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:08,875 Just one last time on the marriage thing. There's no wiggle room? None at all?
- 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,170 No, but you don't want to get married either, right?
- 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,588 Right.
- 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,132 Except that I do want to get married.
- 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:19,469 Couldn't have had this conversation down at the truck, huh?
- 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,347 What? You want to get married?
- 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,182 Someday.
- 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,685 And hernia.
- 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:35,109 I haven't had a normal life. And I never felt like I was missing out on anything.
- 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:39,697 But it feels like now it's my turn to have some of the regular stuff.
- 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,284 If you wanted to get married, why didn't you say something before?
- 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,411 Because I didn't know how much I wanted it.
- 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,581 And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.
- 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,708 I wanna live with you too. I mean, let's do that.
- 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,002 But I don't think I can.
- 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:57,090 It was okay to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen.
- 00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,802 But I can't move in knowing nothing is ever gonna happen.
- 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,722 Can we at least try living together? You might change your mind about marriage.
- 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,267 Are you gonna change yours?
- 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,311 No.
- 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,189 Me neither.
- 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:22,115 Um, I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.
- 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,120 But I don't want this to end.
- 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,706 No, I don't want it to end either.
- 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,712 I can't believe this is gonna end.
- 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,342 I guess I'll have my stuff picked up.
- 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,262 Yeah. Okay.
- 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:50,059 Okay, so, uh...
- 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,408 Good bye.
- 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,705 - Take it easy, Mike. - Bye, Mike. See you later, Mike.
- 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,461 I'm so sorry, Pheebs.
- 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,796 We're all sorry.
- 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,760 Look on the bright side.
- 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:27,347 I mean, at least you won't have to live with this ugly chair.
- 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,433 That was here already, huh?
- 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,852 I love you.
- 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,117 I did it! I did it! Ha, ha!
- 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,244 All right.
- 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,877 I'd better take all I can carry.
- 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:02,298 Who knows when I'll be able to get in here again, huh?
- 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,180 [English - US - SDH]
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