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Эпизод, где Рэйчел перенашивает
The One Where Rachel is Late
Сезон: 08Серия: 22
Описание
Джои приглашает Чендлера на премьеру своего фильма, но Чендлер засыпает во время неё. Рейчел очень расстроена тем, что у неё задержка восемь дней, и готова на всё, чтобы вызвать роды (включая секс с Россом), что приводит к пари между Моникой и Фиби. В конце эпизода у Рейчел начинаются роды.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,951 --> 00:00:06,828 What are you looking at?
- 00:00:06,995 --> 00:00:11,082 A poster for that WWI movie I'm in. Check it out.
- 00:00:11,291 --> 00:00:13,710 Wow! It looks really violent!
- 00:00:13,918 --> 00:00:16,254 I know. I'm coming soon to a theater near you.
- 00:00:16,421 --> 00:00:19,174 I'm in THX. I'm unsuitable for children!
- 00:00:20,884 --> 00:00:24,762 - I cannot wait to see this. - It's generating Oscar buzz.
- 00:00:24,971 --> 00:00:28,308 - I started that! - I thought I did!
- 00:00:28,516 --> 00:00:30,602 I just talked to my agent...
- 00:00:30,852 --> 00:00:33,188 ...and the premiere is next week and you're all invited!
- 00:00:33,396 --> 00:00:34,772 [ALL GASP]
- 00:00:34,981 --> 00:00:36,983 - Will we take a limo? - Sure!
- 00:00:37,442 --> 00:00:39,652 I love taking limos when nobody died.
- 00:00:41,362 --> 00:00:43,531 Well, I won't be able to come.
- 00:00:43,740 --> 00:00:47,494 For those who haven't checked their calendars, today's my due date.
- 00:00:48,703 --> 00:00:53,583 I want to thank you guys for how great you've been during this.
- 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:58,046 I couldn't have done it without you. I loved these last 9 months.
- 00:00:58,213 --> 00:01:00,548 I'm looking forward to the next part...
- 00:01:00,965 --> 00:01:03,468 ...but I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
- 00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:11,684 That's right. Still no baby.
- 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,437 Come on, people, make some room.
- 00:01:14,604 --> 00:01:19,025 Uh, sweetie, maybe you'd be more comfortable here.
- 00:01:20,193 --> 00:01:21,778 You.
- 00:01:24,531 --> 00:01:27,408 Like you haven't done enough.
- 00:01:28,576 --> 00:01:32,914 I know you're miserable. I wish there was something I could do.
- 00:01:33,081 --> 00:01:35,208 I wish I were a sea horse.
- 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:43,049 Because with sea horses, it's the male. They carry the babies.
- 00:01:45,802 --> 00:01:49,556 And then also, um, I'd be far away in the sea.
- 00:02:02,151 --> 00:02:03,778 God.
- 00:02:04,404 --> 00:02:09,659 I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life.
- 00:02:09,909 --> 00:02:12,287 I know. I remember toward the end--
- 00:02:12,453 --> 00:02:16,416 That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea.
- 00:02:18,334 --> 00:02:20,128 Oh...
- 00:02:20,295 --> 00:02:24,465 Oh, God, get out! Get out, get out, get out!
- 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:28,636 Let's.
- 00:03:09,344 --> 00:03:10,386 [RACHEL GROANS]
- 00:03:10,553 --> 00:03:13,473 Hey, did you have the baby yet?
- 00:03:15,850 --> 00:03:18,478 Do you want me to sit on you? Because I'll do it.
- 00:03:20,021 --> 00:03:23,650 - What are you doing here? - They sent me home from work.
- 00:03:23,858 --> 00:03:27,362 They said, "Start your maternity leave now. Just rest."
- 00:03:27,528 --> 00:03:29,530 You know what? Screw them!
- 00:03:29,697 --> 00:03:32,533 If they don't want me there, I'll hang out with you guys.
- 00:03:34,535 --> 00:03:36,913 Or you could do volunteer work.
- 00:03:37,997 --> 00:03:39,248 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:03:39,457 --> 00:03:42,168 - Hello? - Joey, it's Estelle.
- 00:03:42,377 --> 00:03:47,465 I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.
- 00:03:47,674 --> 00:03:52,470 - You told me I could have six tickets. - I sold four on eBay.
- 00:03:54,597 --> 00:03:57,392 You'll be sitting next to HotGuy372.
- 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:02,355 So that's it? I only get to bring one guest?
- 00:04:02,563 --> 00:04:05,733 Yeah. What time do you want to pick me up?
- 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:06,943 [PHONE CLICKS]
- 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:08,778 Hello?
- 00:04:09,612 --> 00:04:13,074 You hear that? I only get one extra ticket.
- 00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:15,910 So somehow I have to pick between you three and Ross.
- 00:04:19,247 --> 00:04:22,792 - What about me? - You said you didn't want to go.
- 00:04:23,084 --> 00:04:25,920 I would still like to be acknowledged.
- 00:04:26,212 --> 00:04:29,841 - Because I'm pregnant, I'm invisible? - Definitely not invisible.
- 00:04:33,261 --> 00:04:37,014 Ross didn't care enough to be here, so he's out.
- 00:04:37,265 --> 00:04:41,060 - You snooze, you lose. - He's not snoozing. He's teaching.
- 00:04:41,269 --> 00:04:42,895 Well, then somebody's snoozing.
- 00:04:43,730 --> 00:04:49,068 And, Joey, not that this should, uh, affect you at all, but, um, if you pick me...
- 00:04:49,277 --> 00:04:53,448 ...I was planning on wearing a sequin dress out down to here.
- 00:04:56,033 --> 00:04:58,703 - I haven't seen this dress. - Star in a movie.
- 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:05,460 Pick whoever you want. Listen to your heart. What does it tell you?
- 00:05:05,626 --> 00:05:07,670 Phoebe.Phoebe.Phoebe.
- 00:05:10,131 --> 00:05:11,924 Well, uh...
- 00:05:14,552 --> 00:05:16,095 I think I want to take Chandler.
- 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:19,015 Phoebe,Phoebe,Phoebe.
- 00:05:19,182 --> 00:05:21,768 [MIMICS FLATLINING NOISE]
- 00:05:22,602 --> 00:05:26,606 - You want to take me? - Yeah, I wish I could take everybody.
- 00:05:26,814 --> 00:05:29,817 But Chandler's always supported my career.
- 00:05:29,984 --> 00:05:33,488 He's paid for acting classes, headshots and stuff.
- 00:05:33,654 --> 00:05:35,531 This will be my way of paying you back.
- 00:05:36,616 --> 00:05:39,160 So you're never actually going to pay me back?
- 00:05:42,205 --> 00:05:46,501 Just because he paid for your headshots, you're gonna take him?
- 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:51,839 I don't think you're comprehending just how slutty this dress is.
- 00:05:52,673 --> 00:05:57,303 It's not just the stuff he paid for. It's everything, you know?
- 00:05:57,512 --> 00:06:01,599 He read lines with me. He went with me on auditions.
- 00:06:01,849 --> 00:06:05,102 Then he consoled me after I didn't get parts.
- 00:06:05,311 --> 00:06:08,856 You always believed in me, man, even when I didn't.
- 00:06:09,106 --> 00:06:12,235 I always knew you were gonna make it. I'm so proud of you.
- 00:06:13,402 --> 00:06:17,240 Thanks, that means a lot to me.
- 00:06:19,742 --> 00:06:22,370 Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.
- 00:06:24,247 --> 00:06:29,418 - I'm gonna go shave. Ahem. - Yeah, well, I'm gonna go, uh, spit.
- 00:06:33,381 --> 00:06:35,925 Ugh, I have to pee.
- 00:06:36,092 --> 00:06:41,430 If I don't come out, it's because I've choked to death on the potpourri stink.
- 00:06:43,057 --> 00:06:46,602 You hold her nose, I'll blow in her mouth and the kid'll just--
- 00:06:46,769 --> 00:06:47,812 [POPPING NOISE]
- 00:06:47,979 --> 00:06:49,272 --Out of her.
- 00:06:50,898 --> 00:06:54,110 She's a week late. She's got to have it today.
- 00:06:54,277 --> 00:06:57,822 I don't know. I think it's still gonna be a while.
- 00:06:57,989 --> 00:07:00,199 Hmm. Care to make it interesting?
- 00:07:01,701 --> 00:07:05,121 - I bet you she'll have it tomorrow. - You're on.
- 00:07:05,329 --> 00:07:08,916 - Okay, how much? - One hundred thousand dollars.
- 00:07:10,251 --> 00:07:13,713 - How about 50 bucks? - I'll call Zurich and move some money.
- 00:07:15,423 --> 00:07:17,842 RACHEL: All right, whose turn is it to help me get up?
- 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:22,096 Ahem, no one's here.
- 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:25,808 Oh, damn it.
- 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:32,690 [CHEERING]
- 00:07:39,947 --> 00:07:45,161 This is exciting. So glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?
- 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:48,289 - A little tall. - What?
- 00:07:48,539 --> 00:07:51,083 Would you crouch down a bit so that I look taller?
- 00:07:53,961 --> 00:07:56,297 There you go.
- 00:07:57,924 --> 00:08:00,676 It's just so glamorous.
- 00:08:04,055 --> 00:08:05,806 Oh, hey, Mon? Rach is here.
- 00:08:05,973 --> 00:08:06,974 [RACHEL GROANS]
- 00:08:07,183 --> 00:08:08,601 And you're still pregnant.
- 00:08:08,768 --> 00:08:10,144 [RACHEL GROANS]
- 00:08:10,311 --> 00:08:13,356 I'm sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are.
- 00:08:13,564 --> 00:08:15,566 - You know what? You look great. - Aw.
- 00:08:15,816 --> 00:08:17,234 Yeah, like 50 bucks.
- 00:08:20,196 --> 00:08:26,077 I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks my bladder is a squeeze toy.
- 00:08:27,912 --> 00:08:31,499 Damn it. Here's your 50 bucks.
- 00:08:31,874 --> 00:08:36,921 That's interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?
- 00:08:37,088 --> 00:08:39,340 All right, stop it.
- 00:08:39,548 --> 00:08:41,509 - Double or nothing she has it tomorrow. - Fine.
- 00:08:41,676 --> 00:08:42,718 Okay.
- 00:08:42,927 --> 00:08:47,014 Until then, General Grant, why don't you set up camp right there?
- 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:53,521 - Rachel here? We have an appointment. - In the bathroom.
- 00:08:53,688 --> 00:08:56,941 - Rach, we gotta go. RACHEL: In a minute!
- 00:08:59,068 --> 00:09:02,905 People ask why we're not together. I just don't know what to tell them.
- 00:09:04,699 --> 00:09:06,784 RACHEL: All right, all right, let's go.
- 00:09:06,951 --> 00:09:08,577 ROSS: Uh, do you want to go change first?
- 00:09:08,828 --> 00:09:11,747 The doctor's keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry...
- 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:17,712 - No, I'm fine. - You don't think that's inappropriate?
- 00:09:18,254 --> 00:09:21,507 - What? - Good God, man. Don't anger it.
- 00:09:25,219 --> 00:09:31,058 Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am--
- 00:09:31,225 --> 00:09:34,895 Fine. Whatever you want. You're the mommy.
- 00:09:35,062 --> 00:09:37,064 Uh-uh, pal! Don't call me "Mommy."
- 00:09:37,356 --> 00:09:39,233 It's bad enough you call your own mother that.
- 00:09:41,777 --> 00:09:44,155 I'm actually with her on this one.
- 00:09:50,119 --> 00:09:51,412 [BOMBS EXPLODING ON SCREEN]
- 00:09:51,579 --> 00:09:54,248 <i>JOEY [ON SCREEN]: I thought I knew who the enemy</i> was--
- 00:09:54,415 --> 00:09:57,585 Okay, this is it. This is my big fight scene coming up.
- 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:03,174 <i>JOEY [ON SCREEN]: I'm fighting for every man in the 82nd Ground Division.</i>
- 00:10:07,011 --> 00:10:09,388 [FINGERS TAPPING]
- 00:10:11,599 --> 00:10:12,767 - Ross? - Yeah?
- 00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:15,186 - Can I ask you something? - Uh-huh.
- 00:10:15,436 --> 00:10:19,440 - When Carol was pregnant with Ben... - Mm-hm?
- 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:21,692 ...were you this irritating?
- 00:10:25,613 --> 00:10:26,614 - Wow. - Excuse me?
- 00:10:26,781 --> 00:10:28,365 Uh, nothing. You're just, uh...
- 00:10:28,532 --> 00:10:33,788 You've been a little short with me lately. I'm not trying to irritate you.
- 00:10:33,954 --> 00:10:36,791 Well, then, you must have a natural talent for it.
- 00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:42,671 The doctor will be in soon. Why don't we not speak until then?
- 00:10:42,922 --> 00:10:44,215 Okay.
- 00:10:48,636 --> 00:10:50,596 Seriously. Breathe louder, Ross. That's great.
- 00:10:55,309 --> 00:10:58,395 We should ask the doctor if she even knows...
- 00:10:58,562 --> 00:11:03,067 ...how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!
- 00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:08,322 - Hi, Dr. Long. How are you? - Hello.
- 00:11:08,531 --> 00:11:09,573 You're nice to her.
- 00:11:09,824 --> 00:11:11,117 She has the drugs.
- 00:11:13,702 --> 00:11:16,038 - We'll do a quick check. - Okay.
- 00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:18,374 - Eight days late, huh? RACHEL: Yeah.
- 00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:20,042 You must be getting uncomfortable.
- 00:11:20,209 --> 00:11:22,837 Yeah, just a tad.
- 00:11:23,712 --> 00:11:28,717 You're 80 percent effaced. You're on your way. It still could last a while.
- 00:11:28,968 --> 00:11:34,056 - There are ways to help things along. - Do them!
- 00:11:35,015 --> 00:11:38,853 Actually, they're things you can do. Home remedies.
- 00:11:39,019 --> 00:11:42,857 In my experience, I've found some are very effective.
- 00:11:43,023 --> 00:11:48,070 - Well, we are ready to try anything. - There's an herbal tea you can drink.
- 00:11:48,237 --> 00:11:49,280 Okay.
- 00:11:49,488 --> 00:11:52,533 You can take some castor oil. There's spicy foods.
- 00:11:52,741 --> 00:11:54,535 We will do all of those.
- 00:11:54,785 --> 00:11:57,121 - Taking a long walk. - Good. Done.
- 00:11:57,371 --> 00:12:01,000 And there's the one that's proved most effective: sex.
- 00:12:07,047 --> 00:12:09,008 You've got to be kidding me.
- 00:12:24,315 --> 00:12:27,526 Good job, Joe! Well done! Top-notch!
- 00:12:28,194 --> 00:12:31,447 - You liked it'? You really liked it? - Oh, yeah!
- 00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:36,160 - Well, which part exactly? - The whole thing! Here we go!
- 00:12:36,368 --> 00:12:38,746 No, no, no. Give me some specifics.
- 00:12:38,954 --> 00:12:43,000 I loved the specifics. The specifics were the best part.
- 00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:48,255 Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did you like that part?
- 00:12:49,298 --> 00:12:54,929 I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
- 00:12:55,930 --> 00:12:56,931 You fell asleep!
- 00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:03,145 There was no kangaroo! They didn't take any of my suggestions!
- 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:10,694 - Thanks for coming. See you later. - Don't go. I'm so sorry.
- 00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:13,989 Look, this guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him!
- 00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:18,244 Or call an ambulance!
- 00:13:21,664 --> 00:13:22,957 _H6Y- _H6Y-
- 00:13:23,123 --> 00:13:27,044 What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
- 00:13:27,211 --> 00:13:30,673 No. She gave us ideas on how to induce labor.
- 00:13:30,839 --> 00:13:32,258 We tried them all.
- 00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:38,222 We went for a walk, uh, we tried tea, castor oil, spicy food. Nothing worked.
- 00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:40,808 There is one thing we didn't try.
- 00:13:40,975 --> 00:13:45,104 But someone thinks that that will open up a can of worms.
- 00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:49,149 If it's gonna help bring the baby here, today...
- 00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:50,442 ...I think you should do it.
- 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,030 - It's sex. - Do it!
- 00:13:57,157 --> 00:14:00,828 - Monica. - It's been a really long time for you.
- 00:14:01,036 --> 00:14:04,832 I mean, women have needs. Do it. Get yours.
- 00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,545 Oh, I don't know about that.
- 00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:17,219 I think if the two of you had sex, the repercussions would be catastrophic.
- 00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:20,431 All right, let's be practical.
- 00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:24,935 If Ross isn't willing, he's not the only guy you can have sex with.
- 00:14:26,937 --> 00:14:29,064 You could borrow Chandler. Chandler is good.
- 00:14:31,442 --> 00:14:33,610 Monica, what is the matter with you?
- 00:14:34,611 --> 00:14:38,115 - I just want the baby to be born today. - Why today?
- 00:14:39,158 --> 00:14:41,035 Okay, fine.
- 00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:46,290 I bet Phoebe that you're gonna have the baby, and I don't want to lose.
- 00:14:46,749 --> 00:14:52,129 What? While she's been going through this hell, you've been making money?
- 00:14:52,338 --> 00:14:55,257 You're betting on your friend staying in this misery?
- 00:14:59,136 --> 00:15:02,681 - I'll take that bet. - What?
- 00:15:02,848 --> 00:15:06,352 I'm miserable. I may as well make some money out of it.
- 00:15:07,102 --> 00:15:08,771 Can I get some of that action?
- 00:15:09,688 --> 00:15:12,024 I'm betting against all of you?
- 00:15:12,232 --> 00:15:15,194 I really feel like tomorrow it's gonna happen.
- 00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:17,154 Okay.
- 00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:23,202 [DOOR OPENS]
- 00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:26,622 Hey, Sleeping Beauty.
- 00:15:26,789 --> 00:15:31,001 Where have you been? I want to talk to you. I still feel bad.
- 00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:34,838 Oh, no. Were you upset? Did you lose sleep?
- 00:15:35,631 --> 00:15:36,965 I'm so sorry.
- 00:15:37,174 --> 00:15:41,011 The reason I came over is to settle things between us.
- 00:15:41,178 --> 00:15:45,349 I wanted to pay you back with the premiere, but you missed it.
- 00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:47,851 - So how much do I owe you? - What?
- 00:15:48,102 --> 00:15:51,688 - I don't want to owe you anything. - You don't owe me.
- 00:15:51,939 --> 00:15:54,483 - I don't want your-- - Ah, ah, ah. We're doing this!
- 00:15:54,691 --> 00:15:57,528 You got me my first headshots. How much?
- 00:15:57,903 --> 00:16:02,199 - I don't know, uh, $500. - Okay, $500. What else?
- 00:16:02,408 --> 00:16:07,204 Then there was the second set. The infamous "booger" headshots.
- 00:16:08,288 --> 00:16:12,543 Okay, so that's another 500. That's 500 and 500. That's...
- 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,925 - You want a calculator? - Please.
- 00:16:21,176 --> 00:16:22,886 Here.
- 00:16:25,347 --> 00:16:27,224 Oh.
- 00:16:27,391 --> 00:16:28,809 All right, what else?
- 00:16:29,017 --> 00:16:33,939 Well, uh, there's acting classes, stage-combat classes, tap classes--
- 00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:37,067 Which we're still keeping under our hats.
- 00:16:37,276 --> 00:16:41,738 That dialect coach who helped you with a Southern accent.
- 00:16:41,905 --> 00:16:45,409 Which, after 20 hours of lessons, still came out Jamaican.
- 00:16:47,286 --> 00:16:48,704 What the hell are you talking about?
- 00:16:48,871 --> 00:16:51,832 [IN JAMAICAN ACCENT] The South will rise again, man.
- 00:16:55,544 --> 00:16:58,255 - Yes, money well-spent. - Yeah.
- 00:16:58,464 --> 00:17:00,632 Okay, what else? Rent.
- 00:17:00,883 --> 00:17:05,554 Uh, two, three years of rent, utilities, food...
- 00:17:05,804 --> 00:17:10,309 Okay, so I'm writing you a check for...
- 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:17,357 So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal, right?
- 00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:18,817 How do you clear this thing?
- 00:17:24,907 --> 00:17:26,950 Finish your enchilada.
- 00:17:27,117 --> 00:17:31,121 Ross, we've tried all the spicy food. It's not working.
- 00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:34,625 Okay, here, have one of these peppers.
- 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:42,049 Oh, God. So hot. Oh, my God.
- 00:17:42,633 --> 00:17:46,929 By the way, you don't want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
- 00:17:49,681 --> 00:17:53,268 - I am feeling nothing. - Oh...
- 00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:59,399 Speaking of hot, watching you do that...
- 00:17:59,566 --> 00:18:01,610 ...really makes me want to have sex with you.
- 00:18:03,695 --> 00:18:07,241 - Stop it. - Come on! Why are we wasting time?
- 00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:11,954 We know it's gonna work. It's doctor-recommended.
- 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:18,001 I'm sorry. But we have to have some boundaries. My God, I'm dying.
- 00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:21,171 We've done it before. We'll do it again.
- 00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:24,091 It'll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.
- 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:28,262 I'm not gonna make love to you so you'll go into labor.
- 00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:30,931 Make love'? What are you, a girl?
- 00:18:33,725 --> 00:18:37,020 Always a great way to get into a man's pants.
- 00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:41,817 You'll be performing a service. Think of me as a ketchup bottle.
- 00:18:41,984 --> 00:18:45,696 Sometimes, you have to bang on the end of it to get it to come out.
- 00:18:48,699 --> 00:18:50,993 I love when you talk dirty to me.
- 00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:56,248 Oh, I know it. You're right. That's not sexy.
- 00:18:56,456 --> 00:18:59,543 Oh, oh. Whoops.
- 00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,795 Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork.
- 00:19:03,422 --> 00:19:05,882 Let me just bend over and get it.
- 00:19:13,348 --> 00:19:14,891 Oh, God!
- 00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:21,398 Okay, enough. This is not going to happen.
- 00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:24,234 Come on, Ross. I'm miserable here.
- 00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:26,403 Come on, you started this, now you finish it!
- 00:19:28,864 --> 00:19:31,783 Come on, wuss. Make love to me.
- 00:19:33,452 --> 00:19:36,622 - You know what? - What?
- 00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:38,915 Forget it.
- 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:43,128 What now, Ross, you're not gonna talk?
- 00:19:43,295 --> 00:19:47,049 How on earth will you ever annoy me?
- 00:19:47,299 --> 00:19:48,925 Oh, wait a minute, I know.
- 00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:50,385 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
- 00:19:53,597 --> 00:19:57,809 <i>I</i> You'd think the jalapeño would clear up your sinuses, but no!
- 00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:00,646 That's not enough-- What are you doing?
- 00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:02,397 I'm getting that baby out of you!
- 00:20:10,489 --> 00:20:12,324 - Oh, God! - I know.
- 00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:14,701 Oh, no, no, no.
- 00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:17,037 I think my water just broke.
- 00:20:18,914 --> 00:20:21,667 I am good!
- 00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:27,130 Okay, I got the pillow. Uh, I got the bag.
- 00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:30,509 - You got the keys? - I got the keys. Okay.
- 00:20:30,926 --> 00:20:32,552 [BOTH LAUGHING]
- 00:20:32,719 --> 00:20:34,888 - Hey. - Yeah?
- 00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:36,973 We're having a baby.
- 00:20:50,362 --> 00:20:55,325 I didn't, uh, have time to read this part of the books, but do we have time--?
- 00:20:55,534 --> 00:20:58,412 - Not so much. - Okay, let's go.
- 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,668 - Two hundred. - Thank you.
- 00:21:04,835 --> 00:21:08,797 That's it. I don't care when the baby comes. No more betting.
- 00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:10,215 Okay.
- 00:21:10,382 --> 00:21:11,591 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:21:12,092 --> 00:21:13,760 Hello?
- 00:21:15,011 --> 00:21:19,725 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay.
- 00:21:21,268 --> 00:21:23,395 I guess we could bet one more time.
- 00:21:24,813 --> 00:21:27,649 - Is Rachel having the baby? - How did you know that?
- 00:21:29,609 --> 00:21:32,779 - Joey! Chandler! It's time! - They're at the coffee house.
- 00:21:32,988 --> 00:21:34,406 You know everything!
- 00:21:35,741 --> 00:21:39,119 Wait. I bet you the baby is over 7 pounds.
- 00:21:40,287 --> 00:21:44,040 I bet you it has hair! I bet you it's a girl.
- 00:21:44,249 --> 00:21:47,961 - We know it's a girl. - I'll give you really good odds.
- 00:21:51,923 --> 00:21:53,925 [English - US - SDH]
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