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Эпизод с курсами кулинарии
The One with the Cooking Class
Сезон: 08Серия: 21
Описание
В газете The Post кулинарные способности Моники получают негативный отзыв. После разговора с критиком, написавшим этот отзыв, она решает записаться на кулинарные курсы, взяв с собой Джои. Рейчел начинает ревновать, когда Росс встречает девушку, которая флиртует с ним в детском магазине. Фиби помогает Чендлеру подготовиться к интервью, подавляя его естественное желание отпускать незрелые шутки.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:06,048 - Hey, guys. I got some bad news. RACHEL: What?
- 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:11,554 That's no way to sell newspapers. Try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
- 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:16,017 No. Monica's restaurant got a horrible review in the Post.
- 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,309 ALL: Oh, no!
- 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:22,606 I didn't want her to see it, so I ran around and bought all the copies I could find.
- 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:26,569 Man, this is bad. And I've had my share of bad reviews.
- 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:28,404 I still remember my first good one:
- 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:31,991 "Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible.
- 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:35,161 Joey Tribbiani was abysmal."
- 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,206 - Hey. ALL: Hey.
- 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,542 Oh, my God! Look at all the newspapers.
- 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,670 It must be a good review. Is it great?
- 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,630 Um...
- 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,010 Oh, dear God.
- 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:55,139 But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.
- 00:00:56,891 --> 00:01:00,227 - What about the rest of Manhattan? - Yeah, they all know.
- 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:03,439 - Oh, my God, this is horrible. - I'm sorry.
- 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:05,024 I'm so humiliated.
- 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:08,778 But you know what they say, there is no such thing as bad press.
- 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:14,408 You don't think that, um, "the chef's mahi-mahi was awful-awful" is bad press?
- 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:18,370 I didn't write it.
- 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:22,458 - God, is he right? Am I awful? ALL: Oh, no!
- 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:24,210 Hey, Monica, listen to me, okay?
- 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:27,713 I'm not saying this because I'm your friend, I say it because it's true.
- 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,216 Your food is abysmal!
- 00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:17,972 - Ross? - What? What?
- 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:21,892 - I am freaking out! - Are you?
- 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,645 My due date is in one week!
- 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:27,731 - What are you doing up? - That is seven days.
- 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:31,068 Look, I had a lot of water. Can we do this after--?
- 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,154 No, no, no, no, Ross!
- 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,990 Please, come on. We do not have any big stuff we need.
- 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:39,451 We don't have a changing table. We do not have a crib.
- 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:43,664 - We do not have a diaper service. - Funny you should mention diapers.
- 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,751 - I'm serious. - Look. There's nothing to worry about.
- 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:51,463 We have plenty of time. There's a baby furniture store on West 10th.
- 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,048 Tomorrow, we'll go there...
- 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:57,928 -...and we'll get everything we need. Okay? - Okay. Thank you. That's great.
- 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:01,182 Wait, where on West 10th? There's a really cute shoe store--
- 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:04,101 Okay. If, uh-- If you're gonna do this...
- 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,061 ...then I'm gonna go do that, so...
- 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:09,899 - Wait, Ross! I'm sorry, one more thing. - Yeah.
- 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:14,195 Um, our situation, you know, um, what we mean to each other...
- 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:19,825 ...and, I mean, we're having this baby together and we live together...
- 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,578 Isn't that--? Isn't that weird?
- 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,127 Well, uh...
- 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:33,088 - I'm just kidding. You can go pee. Ha, ha. - Oh--!
- 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:40,137 Hey, I can't remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here...
- 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:41,972 -...or at the movie? - At the movies--
- 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:46,018 - I'll see you there. - Joey. Now that you're here...?
- 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:49,188 Sure, I can hang out till I have to meet you.
- 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:53,817 - How come you're not going? - I've got a job interview to get ready for.
- 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:58,948 - I thought you already have a job. - And people say you don't pay attention.
- 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:02,076 This is a much better job. It's vice president of the company...
- 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,911 ...that does data reconfiguration...
- 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:06,580 ...and statistical factoring and for other companies.
- 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:13,420 - Wow. How do you know how to do that? - That's what I do now.
- 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:16,924 - Joey? Come taste this. JOEY: What is it?
- 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:20,552 Remember the guy that gave me a bad review? Well...
- 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,264 ...I'm getting my revenge.
- 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:26,183 You cooked him?
- 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:30,229 No. He teaches a course on food criticism at The New School.
- 00:04:30,396 --> 00:04:33,816 Before we go to the movies, I want to make him try my bouillabaisse again.
- 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:37,194 Ugh, I can't wait to read the front page tomorrow:
- 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:42,199 "Restaurant reviewer admits: 'I was wrong about Monica."'
- 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,535 The front page?
- 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:47,329 You really do live in your own little world, don't you?
- 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:56,171 Do you want these delivered, Mr. and Mrs. Geller?
- 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,716 - Oh, no, no, no. No, no. ROSS: Heh. No, no.
- 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,468 - We're not married. - We are having a baby together...
- 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,054 ...but we're not involved.
- 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:08,517 I mean, uh, we-- We were seeing each other a while ago...
- 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:12,646 ...but then we were just friends, and then there was one drunken night...
- 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,527 Or, yes, stranger, we'd like this delivered, please.
- 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:22,865 - Why don't you fill out this address card? - Oh, okay.
- 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,452 - I noticed you picked out a lot of dinosaurs. RACHEL: Oh, yeah.
- 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,204 That's one of the reasons why we are not a couple.
- 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:33,208 I chose those. I'm a paleontologist.
- 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,753 Really? That is so cool.
- 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:40,674 Oh, don't get too worked up over it. It sounds like he's a doctor, but he's not.
- 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,303 Oh, no. I'm fascinated by paleontology.
- 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:48,599 - Have you read the Walter Alvarez book? - Yeah, heh, I teach it in class.
- 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:53,645 Oh, my God. Standing at a cash register, I'm holding a credit card, and I'm bored.
- 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:59,109 I love your neighborhood. There's a great gym around the corner from your building.
- 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:02,154 - That's my gym. - I could tell you work out.
- 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:12,831 A paleontologist who works out. You're like Indiana Jones.
- 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,962 I am like Indiana Jones.
- 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:26,887 Hi, Pheebs.
- 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,473 Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?
- 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,309 It was great! We got everything we needed.
- 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:35,979 Oh, and Ross almost got something that wasn't on the list.
- 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,856 Ahem, a whore.
- 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:42,903 - What? - We were paying for our stuff...
- 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:46,240 ...and this sales woman just started flirting with him.
- 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:47,658 Can you believe that?
- 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:51,036 - Did she know you two weren't married? - Yeah.
- 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:57,584 Oh, my God. Well, the idea-- A woman flirting with a single man?
- 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:01,380 - We must alert the church elders. - No.
- 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:05,300 You don't understand. You didn't see how brazen she was.
- 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,679 - Sounds like you're a little jealous. - No, I'm not.
- 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:13,225 I just think it's wrong. I mean, here I am, about to pop...
- 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:17,688 ...and he's out picking up some shopgirl at Sluts-R-Us?
- 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,400 Is that a real place?
- 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:24,153 Are they hiring?
- 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:28,449 - Hey, Phoebe. Fatty. - Wha--?
- 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,368 Hey, Chandler, why so fancy?
- 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,620 Well, I got a job interview. Big deal, too.
- 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:37,332 It's more money. I'd be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
- 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:42,546 - I think I know someone who does that. - Me. I do that.
- 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,382 So seriously, do I look okay? I'm nervous.
- 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,593 Oh, yeah. You-- Really, you look great.
- 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,429 You know, just don't get your hopes up.
- 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,057 - Why not? - Well, the interview.
- 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,809 - What about it? - You know.
- 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,645 You don't make a very good first impression.
- 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:02,608 - What? - Oh, you don't know.
- 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:06,403 - Are you serious? - Yes. When I first met you, you were like:
- 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,738 [BABBLING]
- 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,156 I was like:
- 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,991 Shh!
- 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,577 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:15,537 What is it that I do?
- 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:19,249 It's just, like, you're trying too hard, always making jokes.
- 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:22,127 You just-- You come off a little needy.
- 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:24,588 Did you like me when we first met?
- 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,841 Chandler, I'm not gonna lie to you.
- 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,302 But I am gonna run away from you.
- 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:38,227 Hi. I'm Monica Geller, chef at Allessandro's.
- 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,479 Still?
- 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,731 I think the things you said were unfair...
- 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:46,276 ...and I would like you to give my bouillabaisse another chance.
- 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,404 I don't see any reason why I'd do that to myself again.
- 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:52,282 Either eat it or be in it.
- 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,493 SP0on?
- 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,620 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,292 - So, what do you think? - I'm torn...
- 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:06,296 ...between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating.
- 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:11,426 But I must be honest. Your soup is abysmal.
- 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:19,518 Thattagirll Eh? We should get out of here, there's a new class coming in.
- 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:22,354 Welcome to Introduction to Cooking. Before we start...
- 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:26,316 ...can anyone tell me the difference between hollandaise and béarnaise sauce?
- 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,071 - I can. - Okay, go ahead.
- 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:34,825 Well, um, they both have a egg yolk and butter base.
- 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:39,913 But a béarnaise, um, has shallots, chervil, and most importantly, tarragon.
- 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,874 - Ha, ha, very good. What's your name? - Monica.
- 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:47,004 - Monica, you go to the head of the class! - Okay!
- 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:52,384 All this stuff takes up a lot of room.
- 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:56,179 Hey, how, uh, serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?
- 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,807 My son? Pretty serious.
- 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,144 [KNOCKING ON DQOR]
- 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:09,026 Oh, hey, Katie. What are you doing here?
- 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:12,029 The delivery went out and I realized they forgot this.
- 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:16,575 Ah, it must have been obvious, since it was the only thing left in your store.
- 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:18,035 [LAUGHS]
- 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:24,124 Listen, to be honest, home deliveries aren't really part of my job description.
- 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,709 Oh.
- 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:31,340 Oh, um, I actually came here to ask you out.
- 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:35,927 Oh. Wow. Uh, yeah, that sounds great.
- 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:42,351 I'm just gonna put this back in my pocket and pretend that didn't happen.
- 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:45,312 Uh, I'm free now. You want to grab some coffee--?
- 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,732 - Sure. - Horny bitch.
- 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:56,114 No, you're a horny bitch! No, you're a horny bitch!
- 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:59,201 No, you're a horny bitch!
- 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,914 So you guys go, have a really good time.
- 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:07,668 I'm just gonna grab my coat. And, uh, my whip.
- 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,962 You know, because of Indiana Jones.
- 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,422 [LAUGHS]
- 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:18,011 Not because I'm into S&M.
- 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,722 I'm not into anything weird, you know? Heh.
- 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,308 Just normal sex.
- 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,106 So I'm gonna grab my coat.
- 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:39,241 So you had a good day, huh? Big commission, picked up a daddy.
- 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,285 Are you okay with this?
- 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,455 Oh, yeah. Yeah, please. You guys have fun.
- 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,666 - Okay. Heh. - Yeah.
- 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,000 It was nice to see you.
- 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,212 Oh, and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic.
- 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,632 - Ah, heh. - Although you missed a button.
- 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,801 Oh, actually, I, um...
- 00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:00,095 Oh, okay, I see what you're doing there.
- 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,893 I can't even believe this. I really come off that badly?
- 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,564 Ugh, it's okay. You calm down after a while...
- 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:14,234 ...and then people can see how sweet and wonderful you are.
- 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:18,155 Good. Because I'm sure this interview's gonna last a couple of weeks.
- 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:22,659 All right, don't freak out, okay? I will help you.
- 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:26,538 - How long before you have to leave? - An hour.
- 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,374 - I can't help you. - Phoebe--
- 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:34,963 We'll do our best. I'm the interviewer and I'm meeting you for the first time.
- 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:39,259 - Okay. - Hi. Come on in. I'm Regina Phalanges.
- 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,262 - Chandler Bing. - Oh, Bing.
- 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:46,266 - What an unusual name. - Well, you should meet my Uncle Bada.
- 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,066 I'll let myself out.
- 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,072 H93'-
- 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,409 Your alfredo's dry. Did you use your cheese?
- 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:09,790 When you say "use," do you mean "eat as a pre-cooking snack"?
- 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,668 - And the cream? - Cheese makes me thirsty.
- 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:19,049 - Okay. Let's move on. - All right.
- 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:24,012 Oh. Something smells good over at Monica's station.
- 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:29,059 My God! This is absolutely amazing! You've never made this before?
- 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,561 Oh, no. I don't know anything about cooking.
- 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:37,484 I had to ask what it was called when the water makes those bubbles.
- 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,986 Wow. Hats off to the chef.
- 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,198 I'm sorry, your mouth was full. I didn't hear what you said.
- 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,450 - Hats off to who now? - The chef!
- 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,953 Heh, that's right!
- 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:53,208 I think you'll find if I work here that I don't micromanage.
- 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,460 I don't shy away from delegating.
- 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:59,548 Mm-hm. That's good to know. But let's stop focusing on what you don't do...
- 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,591 ...and focus on what you do do.
- 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,806 What I do do...
- 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,436 ...is manage to, uh, create an atmosphere of support...
- 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,230 ...for the people working with me.
- 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,066 I see. Nice sidestep on the "do do" thing.
- 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,987 - Hardest thing I've ever done in my life. - Oh, you gotta go!
- 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,906 - Okay, don't worry. You're ready. - Really?
- 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,869 Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts, and you'll be great.
- 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,915 Ah, Monica, my star student.
- 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,792 Heh. You called me that before...
- 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:39,546 ...so I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of foil.
- 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:43,008 Now, no pressure. If you like my cookies, you give me the star.
- 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:44,968 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,722 Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
- 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,349 Wow, a star!
- 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:55,729 I know you all hate me, and I'm sorry, but I don't care.
- 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,524 - Okay, Joey, you're up next. - Yeah.
- 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:05,113 Oh, my God! This is amazing!
- 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,240 You get an A.
- 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:11,995 I got an A? In school? Hey, I'm a dork!
- 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,582 Joey, I'm so proud of you.
- 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,919 - I think you should give him your star. - Excuse me?
- 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,256 - He doesn't even know what he's doing. - We're all beginners.
- 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,635 - Nobody knows what they're doing. - I do. I'm a professional chef!
- 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,011 [ALL GASP]
- 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:31,139 Oh, relax. It's not a courtroom drama.
- 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,225 What are you doing taking Introduction to Cooking?
- 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,102 Yeah!
- 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,650 I'm sorry. It's just that, um, I cook at this restaurant, Allessandrds...
- 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,777 ...and, um, I just got a really bad review.
- 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,988 - Oh, Allessandro's? I love that place! - You do?
- 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,241 Yes, you're an excellent chef. As a person you're a little--
- 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:54,329 - Oh, totally crazy, but you liked the food? - Ha, ha. Very much.
- 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:58,416 Okay, then. I don't stink. I'm a good chef! Okay.
- 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,628 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't want to go. I'm having fun.
- 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,381 Actually, did either of you pay for this class?
- 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,217 Hey, if my friend says it's time to go, it's time to go!
- 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,853 Also, I was the point person on my company's transition...
- 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,731 ...from the KL5 to GR6 systems.
- 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:26,319 - You must have had your hands full. - That I did. That I did.
- 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,572 So let's talk a little bit about your duties.
- 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,121 My duties?
- 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,917 All right.
- 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:44,337 You'll be heading a whole division, so you'll have a lot of duties.
- 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,886 - I see. - But there'll be 30 people under you...
- 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,514 ...so you can dump a certain amount on them.
- 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:02,647 - Good to know. - We could go into detail--
- 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,858 No, don't, I beg of you.
- 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:08,903 All right, then. We'll have a definite answer for you on Monday.
- 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:13,324 But I can say with some confidence, you'll fit in well here.
- 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,536 - Really? - Absolutely.
- 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,707 - You can relax. You did great. - I gotta say, thank you.
- 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:24,711 I was really nervous. I'm told I come on too strongly, too many jokes.
- 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,964 And then it was really hard to side step that "duty" thing.
- 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,843 Duties?
- 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,888 Doodies?
- 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,807 Poo?
- 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,561 Poo?
- 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:47,567 Oh, my God. This doesn't count. Okay? The interview was over.
- 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:51,529 That was the real Chandler Bing. This is some crazy guy in the hall.
- 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:55,241 Call security! There's a crazy guy out in the hall!
- 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,161 Poo?
- 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,997 I'll look forward to your call.
- 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,130 _H6Y- _H6Y-
- 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,424 - You're back from your date. - How are you?
- 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:16,346 I'm fine. But that's not important. What's important is how was she?
- 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,724 Uh, it was fun. We just had coffee.
- 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:24,521 Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table?
- 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,399 Heh, what's going on? Do you not like Katie?
- 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,027 No. No, she was nice.
- 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,905 I mean, she was a little slutty, but who isn't?
- 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,074 Well, I liked her.
- 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:41,162 Of course you did. You'd date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones.
- 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:45,416 Did you get a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?
- 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,921 No. It's just that-- Katie bothered me.
- 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,422 Why? What was wrong with her?
- 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:56,636 Ugh, there was nothing wrong with her. All right? She was perfectly lovely.
- 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,556 - Okay. So, what's the matter? - I don't want you to date her.
- 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:04,435 Heh, what? Why? What, are you jealous?
- 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:08,606 Yes. And not because I want you to go out with me.
- 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,109 Because I don't want you to go out with anybody.
- 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:16,406 I know it's a terrible thing to even think this and it's inappropriate...
- 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:21,161 ...but I want you to be at my constant beck and call, 24 hours a day.
- 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:25,582 I'm very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
- 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,504 - Okay. - What?
- 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,466 I won't date. I'll, uh...
- 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,761 I'll be here with you all the time.
- 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,973 Really?
- 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,727 But I'm being so unreasonable.
- 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:52,734 True, but you're allowed to be unreasonable. You're having our baby.
- 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,363 Oh...
- 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:01,034 Oh, Ross, thank you. Thank you.
- 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,578 [BOTH slc3l-l]
- 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,873 You feel better?
- 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:11,211 No, not really. You're pressing the baby into my bladder...
- 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,713 ...and now I have to pee. Sorry.
- 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,006 - Okay. - Rash?
- 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:18,635 - Yeah? - Just one thing. Um...
- 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:25,266 We live together. You're having our baby. I'm not gonna see anybody else.
- 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,895 Are you sure you don't want something more?
- 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:36,069 Wow. I don't know, maybe--
- 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,738 Oh, Rach, I was just messing around. Heh.
- 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:45,328 - Like you did when I had to pee? - Oh! Ha! I knew that.
- 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,664 I knew that! I was just messing with you too!
- 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:54,170 Okay. Because for a minute you seemed...
- 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,298 - No, no, no, no. No! It's just-- Ha! -...like you actually...
- 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,133 That's just because I'm such a good messer!
- 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,510 Ah! Ah, heh.
- 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,595 [BOTH LAUGHING]
- 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,059 - Rash? - Yeah?
- 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,352 - The bathroom? - Right.
- 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:17,652 I had a great time. I learned how to bake, ate great food.
- 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:22,323 The first A I've gotten since 7th grade and I didn't have to sleep with the teacher.
- 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:26,828 - Oh, look. Acting for Beginners. - Yeah.
- 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,663 Wanna feel good about yourself?
- 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,832 - What the hell! - Okay.
- 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,376 All right, let's start with some basics.
- 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:39,299 Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?
- 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:48,182 Yeah, this was a stupid idea.
- 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,188 [English - US - SDH]
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