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Эпизод проходит в Массапекуе
The One in Massapequa
Сезон: 08Серия: 18
Описание
Моника проваливает попытку произнести трогательную речь на вечеринке по случаю 35-летия свадьбы своих родителей. Фиби встречается с Паркером (Алек Болдуин), который чрезмерно восторженно относится ко всему, что в конечном итоге раздражает всю компанию, включая её саму. Россу и Рэйчел приходится притворяться женатыми на вечеринке в честь годовщины свадьбы Геллеров; «свадебный тост» Росса вызывает у Рэйчел сильные чувства. Специальный гость: Алек Болдуин в роли Паркера
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,158 --> 00:00:07,036 Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents' anniversary party?
- 00:00:07,287 --> 00:00:08,329 - Sure. - Yeah.
- 00:00:08,496 --> 00:00:11,791 - Who's the guy? - Parker, I met him at the dry cleaners.
- 00:00:12,375 --> 00:00:15,170 Did he put a little starch in your bloomers?
- 00:00:17,797 --> 00:00:19,799 Who said that?
- 00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:25,054 No, he's really great, though. He has this incredible zest for life.
- 00:00:25,346 --> 00:00:27,015 And he treats me like a queen.
- 00:00:27,182 --> 00:00:30,143 Except at night, when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.
- 00:00:32,312 --> 00:00:35,190 Oh, by the way, would it be okay if I give the toast this year?
- 00:00:35,523 --> 00:00:38,318 Are you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
- 00:00:38,526 --> 00:00:43,031 - Yeah, I'd really like to. - Hopefully this time Mom won't boo you.
- 00:00:43,281 --> 00:00:48,661 Yes. Every year Ross makes the toast, and it always makes them cry.
- 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:54,542 - This year, I'm gonna make them cry. - You wonder why Ross is their favorite?
- 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:59,881 No, really, any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and pats him on the back.
- 00:01:00,089 --> 00:01:04,802 And they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother."
- 00:01:05,053 --> 00:01:09,390 You know what they're gonna say this year? "God, you."
- 00:01:10,892 --> 00:01:13,895 Well, I can promise you, at least one person will be crying.
- 00:01:14,062 --> 00:01:18,316 I'm an actor, and any actor worth his salt can cry on cue.
- 00:01:18,525 --> 00:01:22,570 - Really? You can do that? - Oh, you kidding me? Watch.
- 00:01:32,455 --> 00:01:35,917 Well, I can't do it with you guys watching me.
- 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:19,794 - What are you doing? - I'm working on my toast for the party.
- 00:02:19,961 --> 00:02:23,464 Or as I like to call it: "Sob-fest 2002."
- 00:02:24,674 --> 00:02:26,884 - Hey, check this out. - It's a dog.
- 00:02:27,093 --> 00:02:29,637 It's a dead dog.
- 00:02:29,887 --> 00:02:32,807 That's Chi-Chi. She died when I was in high school.
- 00:02:33,016 --> 00:02:36,936 - You're gonna talk about their dead pet? - It's good stuff, huh?
- 00:02:39,147 --> 00:02:40,648 - Hi. ROSS <i>&</i> JOEY: Hey.
- 00:02:40,898 --> 00:02:43,985 Joey? You got a present for my parents? That's so sweet.
- 00:02:44,152 --> 00:02:48,072 Yeah. In honor of their 35th anniversary, I had a star named after them.
- 00:02:48,239 --> 00:02:49,324 ALL: Aw.
- 00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:55,413 <i>- That is so cool. - And I got them Kama Sutra for the Elderly.</i>
- 00:02:56,122 --> 00:02:58,958 - Do you guys have any extra ribbon? - Oh, yeah, sure.
- 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:05,673 What do you need? We got, uh, lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt--
- 00:03:06,674 --> 00:03:09,552 And I think my testicles may be in here too.
- 00:03:11,846 --> 00:03:17,852 AW. Chi-Chi. Oh, I loved this dog.
- 00:03:18,019 --> 00:03:22,649 You know, uh, Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.
- 00:03:23,816 --> 00:03:28,863 - What? - You were the 200-pounder who rode her.
- 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:36,037 Hey. Everybody, this is Parker. Parker, this is--
- 00:03:36,329 --> 00:03:41,250 No, wait, don't tell me. Let me guess: Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel...
- 00:03:41,501 --> 00:03:43,503 ...and I'm sorry, Phoebe didn't mention you.
- 00:03:45,838 --> 00:03:49,258 Chandler, I'm kidding. Already you're my favorite.
- 00:03:49,509 --> 00:03:54,389 - Tell me a little about yourselves. - Uh, actually, we should get going.
- 00:03:54,597 --> 00:03:56,182 [LAUGHS]
- 00:03:56,349 --> 00:03:57,767 Classic Ross.
- 00:04:00,395 --> 00:04:03,898 Rachel, Rachel, look how you glow. May I?
- 00:04:04,524 --> 00:04:06,484 I think you already are.
- 00:04:06,693 --> 00:04:10,113 Rachel, you have life growing inside you.
- 00:04:10,571 --> 00:04:16,035 Is there anything more miraculous-- Ooh, a picture of a dog. Whose is this?
- 00:04:17,704 --> 00:04:20,748 That's my old dog. He passed away years ago.
- 00:04:20,998 --> 00:04:27,088 Well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow, old friend. Bow-wow.
- 00:04:29,257 --> 00:04:32,593 - So where's the party? - Out on the island. It's in Massapequa.
- 00:04:32,885 --> 00:04:38,558 Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history?
- 00:04:38,766 --> 00:04:40,977 Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tepee.
- 00:04:42,562 --> 00:04:45,231 - I've got my notes. You got the presents? CHANDLER: Yeah.
- 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,275 - I've got the car keys. - We're driving?
- 00:04:47,442 --> 00:04:49,444 - Yeah. - Aces.
- 00:04:52,238 --> 00:04:56,409 - So, uh, he seems like a nice guy. - Yeah. Yeah, I like him a lot.
- 00:04:56,659 --> 00:05:01,581 - You want to hang back and take a cab? - Okay, otherwise I'm not going.
- 00:05:02,039 --> 00:05:04,417 [BAND PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
- 00:05:06,627 --> 00:05:09,922 JACK: Oh. ROSS <i>&</i> RACHEL: Hey.
- 00:05:10,089 --> 00:05:13,468 - Hey, Mom. - This is such a great party.
- 00:05:13,843 --> 00:05:18,806 Thirty-five years. Very impressive. Do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
- 00:05:19,307 --> 00:05:23,561 - Jack? - Why serve food on such a sharp stick?
- 00:05:24,312 --> 00:05:27,815 It's a good question, Dad. It's a good question.
- 00:05:29,567 --> 00:05:33,946 - Congratulations, you two. - Thank you, we're so excited.
- 00:05:34,155 --> 00:05:36,574 And also, congratulations on your wedding.
- 00:05:37,408 --> 00:05:38,576 What?
- 00:05:38,743 --> 00:05:42,663 - Can we talk to you for just a moment? RACHEL: Yeah.
- 00:05:44,207 --> 00:05:45,958 It's just a little thing.
- 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:50,838 While we think it's simply marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock...
- 00:05:52,632 --> 00:05:55,510 ...some of our friends are less open-minded.
- 00:05:55,718 --> 00:05:58,304 - Which is why we told them you're married. - What?
- 00:05:58,513 --> 00:06:01,015 Thanks for going along with this.
- 00:06:02,099 --> 00:06:06,521 - We have to pretend that we're married? - Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight.
- 00:06:06,687 --> 00:06:08,022 You can do this.
- 00:06:09,732 --> 00:06:11,859 - Can you believe that? - I know.
- 00:06:12,151 --> 00:06:16,489 If you're gonna do the ears, you may as well take a pass at the nose area.
- 00:06:16,697 --> 00:06:19,992 No, no, I don't want to have to lie about us being married.
- 00:06:20,201 --> 00:06:24,121 I know. I don't either. But it's their party, and it's one night.
- 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:26,874 We don't even have to lie. We just won't say anything.
- 00:06:27,124 --> 00:06:30,419 If it comes up, we'll smile, we'll nod along...
- 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:31,712 - Ross? - Rachel?
- 00:06:31,879 --> 00:06:35,216 Hi, Aunt Lisa. Uncle Dan.
- 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:40,346 Congratulations on the baby and on the wedding.
- 00:06:41,722 --> 00:06:46,227 - Here's something to get you started. - So how's marriage treating you?
- 00:06:46,853 --> 00:06:50,022 - Unbelievable. It's great. - I love marriage.
- 00:06:50,231 --> 00:06:51,649 We'll see you later.
- 00:06:51,858 --> 00:06:54,068 ROSS: Hey. ALL: Hi.
- 00:06:54,902 --> 00:06:57,905 What a beautiful place. What a great night.
- 00:06:58,155 --> 00:07:02,410 I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C...
- 00:07:04,412 --> 00:07:08,791 ...I feel so lucky. To think of all the good times that have happened here.
- 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:14,088 The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat.
- 00:07:15,089 --> 00:07:19,260 But none of it will compare with tonight. My God, I don't want to forget this moment.
- 00:07:19,427 --> 00:07:23,639 It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click.
- 00:07:25,474 --> 00:07:28,603 I don't think the flash went off.
- 00:07:31,981 --> 00:07:34,567 - I'm gonna go find the men's room. - I'll go with you.
- 00:07:34,734 --> 00:07:37,153 Somewhere, there is someone with a tranquilizer gun...
- 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,072 ...and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.
- 00:07:41,616 --> 00:07:46,454 I have to go too, but I don't want him complimenting my thing.
- 00:07:46,704 --> 00:07:49,498 I'm so glad we weren't in the car. Did he ever let up?
- 00:07:49,749 --> 00:07:54,003 He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.
- 00:07:54,587 --> 00:07:57,465 This room. This night.
- 00:07:57,757 --> 00:08:03,638 That waiter. His shoes. I must take a mental picture.
- 00:08:03,930 --> 00:08:05,473 Sorry.
- 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:11,437 Were you guys making fun of Parker?
- 00:08:12,813 --> 00:08:15,608 That depends, how much did you hear?
- 00:08:17,443 --> 00:08:20,279 Well, he's a little enthusiastic. What's wrong with that?
- 00:08:20,446 --> 00:08:24,325 - It's just-- It's so much. - Well, so what? I like him.
- 00:08:24,492 --> 00:08:28,663 Do I make fun of the people you've dated? Tag, Janice, Mona.
- 00:08:28,955 --> 00:08:33,292 No, because friends don't do that. But do you want my opinion?
- 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:38,798 In my opinion, your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap.
- 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:44,762 - I feel terrible. - I know.
- 00:08:45,846 --> 00:08:47,765 What was wrong with Mona?
- 00:08:53,354 --> 00:08:56,023 - Open it, open it, open it. - Yeah, baby.
- 00:08:56,273 --> 00:09:00,152 So we never got to hear about your wedding.
- 00:09:00,361 --> 00:09:05,282 - We were surprised we weren't invited. - Oh, no, it was just our parents.
- 00:09:05,449 --> 00:09:06,534 It was a small wedding.
- 00:09:06,701 --> 00:09:11,372 But it was beautiful. It was small, but kind of spectacular.
- 00:09:11,539 --> 00:09:16,377 - Where did you have it? - On a cliff in Barbados, at sunset.
- 00:09:16,627 --> 00:09:20,715 And Stevie Wonder sang "isn't She Lovely" as I walked down the aisle.
- 00:09:20,881 --> 00:09:21,882 - Really? - Yeah.
- 00:09:22,049 --> 00:09:26,053 - Stevie's an old family friend. - Oh, my God. That sounds amazing.
- 00:09:26,303 --> 00:09:30,057 - I'd love to see pictures. - Yeah, so would I.
- 00:09:30,307 --> 00:09:35,855 You wouldn't think that Annie Leibovitz would forget to put film in the camera.
- 00:09:36,022 --> 00:09:37,064 [ROSS CHUCKLES]
- 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:39,692 Would you excuse us for a second?
- 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:45,406 - Um, what are you doing? - What? I'm not you.
- 00:09:45,573 --> 00:09:47,408 This may be the only wedding leverhave.
- 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:53,539 - And I want it to be amazing. - Okay. Okay. Ooh. Ooh.
- 00:09:53,706 --> 00:09:58,002 - Maybe I rode in on a Harley. - Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic.
- 00:10:03,049 --> 00:10:07,178 Say, uh, ahem, are you okay? You seem kind of quiet.
- 00:10:07,386 --> 00:10:11,015 - No, I'm fine. I'm great. I'm with you. - And I'm with you.
- 00:10:11,182 --> 00:10:13,100 What a great time to be alive.
- 00:10:14,602 --> 00:10:17,563 Look at this plate bouncy thing.
- 00:10:18,606 --> 00:10:21,192 What an inspired solution to man's plate-dispensing problems.
- 00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:22,693 Mm-hm. Yeah.
- 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:26,864 - Ah. Oysters. Let me feed you one. - That's not necessary.
- 00:10:27,073 --> 00:10:28,574 - Please? - No, actually, I don't eat--
- 00:10:28,783 --> 00:10:32,119 - I won't quit until you try one. - Okay, fine, fine.
- 00:10:33,454 --> 00:10:37,875 - Mm. Mm-hm. Good. - What're they like? I've never had one.
- 00:10:39,877 --> 00:10:42,213 - Why don't you just try one? - Nah, they look too weird.
- 00:10:45,591 --> 00:10:48,010 - What are you doing? - Just going over my toast.
- 00:10:48,177 --> 00:10:50,346 Ah, those two will never know what hit them.
- 00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:55,643 I can't wait. They're gonna cry so hard, they'll be fighting for breath.
- 00:10:56,018 --> 00:10:59,730 You know, if you want to, I could just hold them down and you could just:
- 00:11:01,607 --> 00:11:06,654 And my veil was lace, made by blind Belgian nuns.
- 00:11:06,904 --> 00:11:10,324 - Blind? - Well, not at first, but it was intricate work.
- 00:11:10,616 --> 00:11:14,829 And they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.
- 00:11:15,287 --> 00:11:18,666 - I bet you looked beautiful. - Oh, well, I don't know about that.
- 00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:22,503 But there were some people that said I looked like a floating angel.
- 00:11:24,296 --> 00:11:28,926 - How did you propose? - Oh, yeah, that's a great story.
- 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:34,181 Well, um, actually, I took her to the planetarium.
- 00:11:34,598 --> 00:11:37,351 That's where we had our first date.
- 00:11:37,518 --> 00:11:43,190 Um, she walked in, and I had the room filled with, uh, lilies, her favorite flower.
- 00:11:43,858 --> 00:11:47,653 AUNT LISA: That is so sweet. - Shh. I want to hear the rest.
- 00:11:49,196 --> 00:11:52,867 Then Fred Astaire singing, uh, "The Way You Look Tonight"...
- 00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:55,953 ...came on the sound system and the lights came down...
- 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,288 ...and I got on one knee...
- 00:11:57,538 --> 00:12:01,876 ...and written across the dome, in the stars, were the words:
- 00:12:02,126 --> 00:12:03,377 "Will you marry me?"
- 00:12:03,544 --> 00:12:05,212 ALL: Aw.
- 00:12:05,671 --> 00:12:09,717 And the ring was the size of my fist.
- 00:12:11,093 --> 00:12:14,346 Hey, uh, Phoebe? Look, uh...
- 00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:19,560 ...I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks.
- 00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:22,438 Parker's a nice guy, and I'd like to get to know him.
- 00:12:22,605 --> 00:12:23,856 Then you better do it now.
- 00:12:24,064 --> 00:12:26,525 - Why? - Because I'm gonna kill him.
- 00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:28,444 - What? - You guys were right.
- 00:12:28,611 --> 00:12:31,405 He's just too excited about everything.
- 00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:36,035 I mean, I'm all for living life, but this is the Gellers' 35th anniversary.
- 00:12:36,243 --> 00:12:38,704 Let's call a spade a spade. This party stinks.
- 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,415 I know. I'm having the worst time.
- 00:12:41,582 --> 00:12:45,753 There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates...
- 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,173 ...I slipped on a giant booger.
- 00:12:51,258 --> 00:12:54,428 Are you sure it wasn't an oyster?
- 00:12:55,262 --> 00:12:58,140 I guess it could've been. I didn't really look at it.
- 00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:02,353 I just wiped it on Chandler's coat and got the hell out of there.
- 00:13:02,603 --> 00:13:06,523 I just thought he was such a great guy. I was so excited about him.
- 00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:10,152 Well, hey, you should be excited about him.
- 00:13:10,402 --> 00:13:12,738 There's nothing wrong with him. He's a good guy.
- 00:13:12,947 --> 00:13:14,949 - You think? - Yeah, know what I think?
- 00:13:15,157 --> 00:13:18,911 - We were all just being too negative. - You're right.
- 00:13:19,161 --> 00:13:24,208 You're right. He's just embracing life. We could all stand to be more like Parker.
- 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:27,962 You know what? I am like him. I'm a sunny, positive person.
- 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:31,465 - Actually, you have a little bit of an edge. - What's that now?
- 00:13:31,632 --> 00:13:33,425 [BAND PLAYING RAY ANTHONY'S "BUNNY HOP"]
- 00:13:33,592 --> 00:13:36,303 - Oh, it's Parker. - Look, the Bunny Hop.
- 00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:38,222 - Oh, I love it. - You do?
- 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:43,143 Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music? Come on.
- 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:44,395 [GLASS CLINKING]
- 00:13:45,062 --> 00:13:47,773 Okay, it's time for the toast.
- 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:51,944 I know that normally Ross gives the toast, but this year I'm gonna do it.
- 00:13:52,111 --> 00:13:53,946 [GUESTS GROAN]
- 00:13:54,113 --> 00:13:57,658 No, it's gonna be great. Really.
- 00:13:58,492 --> 00:13:59,910 Okay, um...
- 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:04,498 Mom, Dad, when I got married...
- 00:14:04,748 --> 00:14:08,168 ...one of the things that made me sure that I could do it...
- 00:14:08,335 --> 00:14:10,796 ...was the amazing example the two of you set for me.
- 00:14:11,422 --> 00:14:15,092 For that, and for so many other things, I wanna say thank you.
- 00:14:15,301 --> 00:14:18,887 I know I probably don't say it enough...
- 00:14:19,722 --> 00:14:21,765 ...but I love you.
- 00:14:32,651 --> 00:14:35,195 When I look around this room...
- 00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:39,241 ...I'm saddened by the thought of those who could not be with us.
- 00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:43,787 Nana, my beloved grandmother, who would so want to be here.
- 00:14:45,205 --> 00:14:47,041 But she can't...
- 00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:48,876 ...because she's dead.
- 00:14:52,713 --> 00:14:55,632 As is our dog, Chi-Chi.
- 00:14:57,676 --> 00:15:00,679 I mean, look how cute she is-- Was.
- 00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:05,851 Do me a favor, pass this to my parents.
- 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:11,148 Remember, um, she's dead, okay? Her and Nana, gone.
- 00:15:14,985 --> 00:15:16,820 Wow.
- 00:15:19,239 --> 00:15:20,783 Um...
- 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,577 Hey, does anybody remember when...
- 00:15:23,869 --> 00:15:29,416 ...Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment?
- 00:15:30,876 --> 00:15:32,378 Didn't see that?
- 00:15:33,295 --> 00:15:35,839 No movie fans?
- 00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:39,593 You want to hear something sad?
- 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,595 Um, the other day I was watching 60 Minutes...
- 00:15:41,762 --> 00:15:44,264 ...and there was this piece on these orphans in Romania...
- 00:15:44,515 --> 00:15:48,310 ...who have been so neglected that they were incapable of love.
- 00:15:54,942 --> 00:15:58,320 You people are made of stone.
- 00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:00,781 Here's to Mom and Dad. Whatever.
- 00:16:08,205 --> 00:16:11,708 Thank you, Monica. That was, uh, interesting.
- 00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:15,921 - Wasn't it interesting, Jack? - Why don't I remember this dog?
- 00:16:19,299 --> 00:16:22,219 Ross? Why don't you give us your toast now?
- 00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:25,514 Oh, no, Mom. It's just Monica this year.
- 00:16:26,557 --> 00:16:30,936 You're not gonna say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary?
- 00:16:32,396 --> 00:16:34,148 No, of course, um...
- 00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:41,905 Um, everybody? Um, ahem, I just wanted to say...
- 00:16:42,072 --> 00:16:45,951 ...uh, on behalf of my new bride, Rachel...
- 00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:53,167 ...and myself, um, that if...
- 00:16:53,876 --> 00:16:59,339 If in 35 years, we're half as happy as you guys are...
- 00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:02,634 ...we'll count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
- 00:17:04,303 --> 00:17:06,263 [SOBBING] Oh, Ross.
- 00:17:09,308 --> 00:17:13,937 I just wish Nana were alive to hear Ross' toast.
- 00:17:20,527 --> 00:17:23,947 My God, what a fantastically well-lit hallway.
- 00:17:25,407 --> 00:17:29,620 Can I, um, get you something to drink, like a water and Valium?
- 00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:35,000 I must say, this apartment, it's...there are no words.
- 00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,836 - Oh, thank God. - It's a haven.
- 00:17:38,045 --> 00:17:43,383 - A third-floor paradise, a modern-day Eden. - Yeah, I know, I know. Uh-huh. Gotcha.
- 00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:50,015 Listen, why don't we just, um, sit and relax, you know, just be with each other quietly.
- 00:17:50,641 --> 00:17:52,559 - That sounds great. - Uh-huh.
- 00:17:53,393 --> 00:17:57,314 My God, this is the most comfortable couch I've ever sat on in my entire life.
- 00:17:57,564 --> 00:18:00,442 Let's try something else. Let's play a game.
- 00:18:00,651 --> 00:18:03,445 - I love games. - Shocking.
- 00:18:03,612 --> 00:18:07,407 Um, let's play the game of...
- 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:10,327 ...who can stay quiet the longest.
- 00:18:12,246 --> 00:18:13,747 Or Jenga.
- 00:18:14,957 --> 00:18:20,128 Let's play this one first, and remember, whoever talks first loses.
- 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:29,263 - I lose, now Jenga. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 00:18:30,264 --> 00:18:33,517 - Is something wrong? - Wrong? You know the word "wrong"?
- 00:18:33,684 --> 00:18:36,270 Everything isn't perfect? Everything isn't magical?
- 00:18:36,562 --> 00:18:40,274 Everything isn't aglow with the light of a million fairies?
- 00:18:40,524 --> 00:18:42,776 They were just brake lights, Parker.
- 00:18:42,943 --> 00:18:47,030 Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam.
- 00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:51,034 But you don't have to put a good spin on everything.
- 00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:54,288 I'm sorry. That's who I am. I'm a positive person.
- 00:18:54,454 --> 00:18:55,998 No, I'm a positive person.
- 00:18:56,248 --> 00:19:00,377 You are like Santa Claus on Prozac.
- 00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:04,256 At Disneyland, getting laid.
- 00:19:05,215 --> 00:19:07,801 So, what do you want me to do? You want me to be more negative?
- 00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:11,555 - You want me to be less happy? - Much less happy.
- 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:15,892 Fine. Well, then to quote Ross, "I better be going."
- 00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:19,313 So long.
- 00:19:19,479 --> 00:19:24,484 Hey. Don't let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out.
- 00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:28,322 [KNOCKING]
- 00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:33,952 Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life?
- 00:19:36,622 --> 00:19:42,794 We could've gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar.
- 00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:44,838 Ross, it just wouldn't have been feasible.
- 00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:49,593 But having a dove place the ring on your finger would've been no problem.
- 00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:54,056 It was really fun being married to you tonight.
- 00:19:54,222 --> 00:19:57,351 Yeah, and it was the easiest 400 bucks I ever made.
- 00:19:58,935 --> 00:20:02,439 - Okay, Ross, can I, um, ask you something? - Yeah.
- 00:20:02,689 --> 00:20:07,319 - That proposal at the planetarium? - I know, I know. It was stupid.
- 00:20:07,527 --> 00:20:13,450 Are you kidding? With the lilies, and the song and the stars?
- 00:20:13,617 --> 00:20:18,705 It was really wonderful. Did you just make that up?
- 00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:22,167 Uh, no, actually, I thought about it when we were going out.
- 00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:27,130 That's how I imagined I, uh, would ask you to marry me.
- 00:20:28,048 --> 00:20:29,633 Wow.
- 00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:35,055 Well, that would've been, uh, very hard to say no to.
- 00:20:38,016 --> 00:20:39,685 Well, it's a good thing I didn't do it...
- 00:20:39,851 --> 00:20:43,480 ...because it sounds like it would have been a very expensive wedding.
- 00:20:49,695 --> 00:20:53,407 - Okay, good night. - Good night.
- 00:20:55,909 --> 00:21:00,664 Uh, even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get messed up?
- 00:21:00,872 --> 00:21:04,209 - I will think about it. - That's all I'm asking.
- 00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:10,215 Okay, that's it. I give up.
- 00:21:10,424 --> 00:21:14,094 At Mom and Dad's 40th anniversary, you're the one giving the speech.
- 00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:18,014 You know, I don't understand why they didn't cry. It was a beautiful speech.
- 00:21:18,223 --> 00:21:21,309 - Oh, come on. - Hey. That stuff you said about true love?
- 00:21:21,601 --> 00:21:26,106 You were right. I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad.
- 00:21:26,314 --> 00:21:30,026 And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin.
- 00:21:30,277 --> 00:21:31,862 And what you said about Nana?
- 00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:36,700 Oh, yeah, she really would've wanted to be there.
- 00:21:37,159 --> 00:21:39,619 And you know what?
- 00:21:40,704 --> 00:21:42,831 I think she was.
- 00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:47,961 [SOBBING] Oh, good God, Ross, how the hell do you do it'?
- 00:21:51,715 --> 00:21:53,717 [English - US - SDH]
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