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Эпизод с сапожками Моники
The One with Monica's Boots
Сезон: 08Серия: 10
Описание
Чендлер не одобряет покупку Моникой дорогих сапог, но она обещает носить их постоянно. Затем она боится сказать ему, как сильно они натирают ей ноги. Младшая сестра Джои, Дина (Марла Соколофф), обращается за советом к Рейчел после того, как забеременела. Когда Фиби узнает, что сын Стинга учится в классе Бена, она притворяется матерью Бена, чтобы познакомиться с женой Стинга (настоящая жена, Труди Стайлер) и получить билеты на концерт Стинга.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:08,257 - Hey. - Hey. So, what do you think?
- 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:15,472 New haircut? Necklace? Dress? Boots? Boots!
- 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:21,603 Yes! They're a little more than I usually spend on boots. Um, or rent.
- 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:22,938 Oh, my God.
- 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:27,109 - I know. - I'll miss being able to afford food.
- 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:31,363 I'm sorry. They just looked so good. The saleswoman was like:
- 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,783 - "These are too expensive for you." - She had a point.
- 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:39,830 - Hey. - Hi. Oh, my God.
- 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:45,586 - Oh, Monica, those boots are amazing! - They're mine!
- 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:52,176 - Too bad we'll have to return them. - Return them? Shh! They're gonna hear you.
- 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:53,635 I'm not returning them.
- 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:57,473 I know they cost a lot, but I'll wear them all the time. You'll see!
- 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,726 Besides, I love the compliments.
- 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,645 Have you ever had something everyone wants?
- 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:06,899 - I have you. - Nice try. I'm keeping the boots.
- 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:50,526 That's right. I love you.
- 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:55,030 And I'm gonna play with you all the time.
- 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:59,201 How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
- 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:05,374 - He's talking to the baby. - Oh! Okay.
- 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,420 Okay. When he said, "I can't wait to hear your first words"...
- 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:12,548 ...I thought, "There's a trick."
- 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,970 Okay, well I gotta go, you guys. I'll see you later.
- 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,221 - Okay. - All right.
- 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,472 Bye.
- 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,100 - Oh, hey, Rach. Um... - Hi.
- 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:27,020 Can you do me a favor? My sister knows you work at Ralph Lauren...
- 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:30,357 Forget it! No way. I'm not sending more clothes to prison.
- 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:33,360 - It is a waste. - No! Not her.
- 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:37,072 My youngest sister, Dina. She's interested in fashion.
- 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,409 She wants to talk to someone successful to give her some advice.
- 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:44,413 - I'll talk to my supervisor. - No, no. She wants to talk to you.
- 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:48,876 Really? Oh, my God. I'm successful.
- 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:53,255 - Would you meet with her? - I'd love to. Have her come by.
- 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:58,343 Great. You'll love her. She's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children.
- 00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,970 - Yeah, you know the SATs? - Yeah.
- 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,181 She took them.
- 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:06,643 Hey, Ross, doesn't Ben go to Smithfield School?
- 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:07,853 Yeah. Why?
- 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,315 - Sting has a son that goes there. - I know. He's in Ben's class.
- 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,233 You knew and never said anything?
- 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:17,154 With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?
- 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:21,909 Fine, no more dinosaur stuff. Can I talk about fossils?
- 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:24,036 [GROANS]
- 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:31,793 "Sting's son, 7." There's a picture.
- 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:36,632 What are you reading? "A Kidnapper's Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?"
- 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:40,552 It's New York Magazine, an article about the best schools in the city.
- 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,223 - So how well do you know Sting? - I haven't met him.
- 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:49,811 Uh-huh. That's too bad. I wanna go to his concert Friday, but it's sold out.
- 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:54,066 I know! Why don't you meet him and get tickets?
- 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,944 If you get two, I'll take you.
- 00:03:57,111 --> 00:03:59,613 I'm picking Ben up tomorrow. Maybe he'll be there.
- 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:04,409 There you go. Ugh, you're so lucky. You might meet Sting tomorrow.
- 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,246 That's why you have kids.
- 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:15,337 - Hey, guys. - Hey.
- 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:19,091 Hi, Monica. Hi, boots.
- 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,928 See? I'm getting a lot of use out of them already.
- 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:27,557 They're very practical. You can wear them with dresses, skirts, pants...
- 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:31,520 Wear them with shorts on the corner and earn money to pay for them.
- 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:37,567 - Wow, they're beautiful. - They hurt so much.
- 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,861 - What? - The guy who made these...
- 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:43,323 ...hates feet and wants to see them die.
- 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:47,035 Give them to me. I haven't felt my feet in years.
- 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:51,331 I can't. I spent so much on them, and told Chandler I'd wear them all the time.
- 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:54,793 - I can't just give them away. - Then get your money back, return them.
- 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,044 I can't do that either.
- 00:04:56,212 --> 00:05:01,258 The soles are scuffed up, and the insides are filled with my blood.
- 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,052 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:07,431 - Hey, I, uh, just picked up Ben from school. - Oh.
- 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:09,975 I don't think you did a very thorough job.
- 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,603 I dropped him off at Carol's.
- 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:16,606 Anyway, I'm not gonna get those tickets.
- 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:18,608 Oh, no. Why not?
- 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:22,154 Well, it turns out Ben and Sting's son do not get along.
- 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,324 - How come? - Apparently, Sting's son made fun...
- 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:28,869 ...of the fact that Ben's moms are "les-be-nims."
- 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:33,332 Wait! If they don't get along, you should smooth things over.
- 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:37,252 - Make them be friends. - You can't force kids to be friends.
- 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,756 Sure you can. Give them some blocks. Put them in a playpen.
- 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:46,303 - Playpen? Ben's 7. - Your kid is 7?
- 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,638 He's really small.
- 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:54,144 - Please! Please get the tickets. - I'm sorry. I just can't do it.
- 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:58,106 - Yes, you can. Sting says so himself. - What?
- 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:01,318 [SINGING] Ross can!
- 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:04,905 Look, Pheeb, I'm sorry...
- 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:08,325 Ross can!
- 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:10,911 Phoebe?
- 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:16,375 Ross can get me the tickets!
- 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:25,717 Here she is. Future fashion superstar.
- 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:29,888 - Oh, Joey, I'm hardly... - My little sister, Dina!
- 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,057 - Right. Hi, Dina. Nice to meet you. - Hi.
- 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,519 Thanks for meeting me. Joey's told me so much about you.
- 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:37,437 JOEY: This is exciting for her.
- 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:39,815 Well, I'll let you two fash...
- 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:42,692 ...ists get down to business.
- 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,238 Okay. All right, Dina.
- 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,825 Let's talk about the different areas of fashion...
- 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:52,619 ...you could get involved in.
- 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:56,373 Let's see. There's design. But you may need another degree for that.
- 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,960 Uh, there's sales, which is great. You get to travel.
- 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,504 I don't care about fashion! I'm pregnant.
- 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,798 And I know you are too, so you gotta help me.
- 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,220 And there's marketing.
- 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:20,564 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
- 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:26,111 Oh, oh, oh, oh!
- 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,783 [YELLING]
- 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,537 - What's wrong? - Oh, nothing. I'm just... I just was yawning.
- 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,039 [YAWNS]
- 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,959 Don't forget my office holiday party tonight.
- 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,462 We don't really have to go tonight, do we?
- 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,298 Sweetie, I know that you don't like my office parties.
- 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,718 - But you can wear your new boots. - Ha, ha.
- 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:53,597 See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
- 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:58,477 - I don't wanna wear the boots tonight. - Why not?
- 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:03,148 I'm worried your bosses might see them and think they pay you too much money.
- 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,776 Or your assistant will see them and want a raise.
- 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:11,072 Do you think I work at a boot-pricing company?
- 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,826 Anyway, I picked an outfit, and the boots don't go with it.
- 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,661 You said you paid all that money...
- 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,831 ...because those boots go with skirts, dresses and pants.
- 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,751 Fine, if you want me to wear the boots, I'll wear the boots.
- 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,795 In fact, I'll go in to my room now and try the outfit on.
- 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,130 - Okay. - Okay.
- 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,510 Ooh-wee! Ha, ha.
- 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,471 Christmas party in my boots!
- 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,640 Ha, ha, ow, ha, ha, ow.
- 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:42,687 I can't go in there. I can't tell him.
- 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:46,775 It'll be okay. He's been incredibly supportive of me.
- 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:51,738 And if he gets a little upset, that's what the meatball sub is for.
- 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:54,115 - Thank you. RACHEL: Okay.
- 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,995 Hey! It's my fashion girls!
- 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,708 - What's wrong? - Why don't you sit down?
- 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,169 Dina has something that she wants to tell you.
- 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:10,966 Oh. What's going on? Is it Mom?
- 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:15,804 Is she sick? Is it Dad's heart? Is that a sandwich?
- 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:22,686 - Joe, Mom and Dad are fine. - Is that a sandwich?
- 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:30,068 Joey, there's something that you should know. Dina?
- 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:34,573 - I'm pregnant. - What?
- 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,033 Now. Give him the sandwich. Give him the sandwich!
- 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:41,705 Obviously, this is a mistake. You can't be pregnant.
- 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:44,374 You have to have sex to get pregnant.
- 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,545 Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25, like you did.
- 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,424 - What? Dina... - Bub!
- 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:53,925 Sh...
- 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:59,973 I can't believe this! You're the good one. You went to college.
- 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,809 Both years!
- 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,856 - Who did this to you? - Bobby Corso. But he's a real nice guy.
- 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,858 I like him a lot. He's real funny.
- 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,611 You got pregnant for "funny"?
- 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:16,865 Dina, if he's funny, laugh!
- 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,621 - I'll be back in a while. Stay here! - Why?
- 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:26,166 I can't look at you right now.
- 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:31,630 - Wow. - I know.
- 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:48,146 Oh, there you are, Ben.
- 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,523 Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?
- 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,234 I heard you have a problem with a boy in your class.
- 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,570 And so I thought I'd just come down here...
- 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,948 ...I'd sit you both down, have a talk and make it all okay.
- 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:02,952 Now, um, the boy's name is Sting's son.
- 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:06,706 Jack? I hate him. He's a jerk.
- 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:10,877 Now, Ben, sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside...
- 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,588 ...but they have famous fathers.
- 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:17,384 I have to go. My friend Doug is waiting for me.
- 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,928 Him you're friends with.
- 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:28,061 Excuse me, can I help you with something?
- 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:31,398 Yes. Yes you can. I'm looking for Jack's parents.
- 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:34,401 - Are you with a student? - Uh-huh. I'm with Ben.
- 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:38,697 - Are you one of Ben's mothers? - I am one of Ben's mothers.
- 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:42,283 I'm a lesbian.
- 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:45,120 It was difficult coming out to my parents.
- 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:49,791 Heh, well, hi. I'm Jenny Boon. I'm the new teacher here.
- 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,252 - Oh. - I've only met your partner, Carol.
- 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,588 - Ah! Okay, that would make me Susan. - Heh.
- 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:59,676 Right. Are you looking for Jack's parents to discuss...
- 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,512 ...the problems he's having with Ben? Yeah.
- 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,682 I think the parents should sit down together and converse.
- 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,393 Yeah, let's do that!
- 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,355 That sounds good. We should sit and talk.
- 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,775 Just me, my lover, Carol, and the Stings.
- 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:20,280 - How will I get in touch with them? - Their number's on the contact sheet.
- 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:26,786 Uh-huh. Um, could I get a copy of that? Carol threw it out. She lost ours.
- 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:31,791 She's such a scatterbrain. But, man, what a hot piece of ass.
- 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,760 - That wasn't bad. - I didn't know there'd be dancing.
- 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,471 That was a fun surprise!
- 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:48,808 - I don't see any, uh, cabs. We should walk. - No, we can't walk.
- 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,853 It's, like, 15 blocks to the subway. Let's go.
- 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:57,108 Do you think we can get to the subway if we climb through that manhole cover?
- 00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,737 - What's going on? - I can't walk, okay? Okay?
- 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,990 - These boots were a huge mistake. - What?
- 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,284 You were right. I never should've bought them.
- 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,245 They're killing me, one toe at a time.
- 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:13,333 I was right. This is what it feels like to be right.
- 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,587 It's oddly unsettling.
- 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,757 How are will gonna get home? Maybe a piggyback ride?
- 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,884 - Hop on. - Okay, wait. Give me a second.
- 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,220 Let me just get my boots off first.
- 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,180 [GRUNTS]
- 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,765 Ow.
- 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,226 [MOANING]
- 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,644 Oh, God.
- 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,146 [MOANING]
- 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:42,028 Honey, I know you're in pain right now, but I'm a little turned on.
- 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:51,538 Do you worry that you'll be walking and your baby will slip out?
- 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,793 What college was that, Dina?
- 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,505 Oh, my God! Bobby?
- 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:04,551 Hi, Dina. Good to see you.
- 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:09,222 - Joey, what are you doing? - Just what needs to be done.
- 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:13,810 - Dearly beloved, we're gathered here... - Ugh, Joey, this is crazy.
- 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:17,230 Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to God!
- 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:21,067 - Where were we? Do you take this man...? - No!
- 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,236 - Oh, you'll take him. - No I won't!
- 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,446 - Hey, you don't get a say. - Yes I do.
- 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,533 Ah, I heard "I do." We're halfway there. Okay, you.
- 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,910 All right, Joey, that is enough!
- 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:34,622 Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, this is not legal.
- 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:38,710 They don't have a marriage license, they don't have witnesses...
- 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,254 ...and the groom only has on one shoe.
- 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:45,008 Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.
- 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,926 What am I supposed to do?
- 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:51,139 You're supposed to realize they are adults and can make their own decisions.
- 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,892 No, they can't. They're stupid enough to get knocked up!
- 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,102 Hey!
- 00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,690 Contraceptives are not always effective. Right?
- 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:07,614 - Yeah. We kind of didn't use any. - Oh, come on, kids, a little help here.
- 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:15,496 Wow! This place is incredible!
- 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,624 [GASPS]
- 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:22,629 Sting's pen. That he gave to Phoebe.
- 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,383 [GASPS]
- 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:31,596 Come on, secret passageway.
- 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,600 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,645 - I'm Trudie. You must be Ben's mum. - Uh-huh.
- 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,230 Why else would I be here?
- 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,191 - Why don't you sit down? - Uh-huh.
- 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,610 I gather Jack and Ben haven't been getting along.
- 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,238 - Yeah. - I'm sure there are two sides to this.
- 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:53,117 But all I've heard is that Ben's a bit of a "poo-poo head."
- 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,329 Um, I'm sorry. Won't Jack's father be joining us?
- 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,665 I'm sorry, Jack's father's not available.
- 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,792 Mm-hm. Okay.
- 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,837 Well then could we reschedule for Friday night, perhaps at 8:00?
- 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,715 Oh, no, that wouldn't work. My husband's in concert.
- 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:13,846 Concert. Yeah. Mm. That just put us in quite a pickle.
- 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,891 Because I'm very busy before and after the concert...
- 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,810 ...and he's obviously busy during.
- 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,271 So you and I should talk about Jack and Ben now.
- 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,942 Unless... Unless, um...
- 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,487 Okay, I would be willing to go to the concert...
- 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,199 ...um, all the while thinking about the children of course.
- 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:38,037 - Are you here for tickets? - Ugh, thanks. Four would be great.
- 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:43,001 I'm not giving tickets to someone who'd use their son like this.
- 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,129 Oh, then you're in luck. Ben's not my son.
- 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:50,383 I've pressed a button triggering an alarm.
- 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:54,887 - Any minute now, the police will be here. - The Police? Here?
- 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,057 A reunion? Ooh!
- 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:08,693 Okay, 10 blocks down, five to go.
- 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:13,823 - Oh, wait! Stop! - Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need a break?
- 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:18,161 My boots in tan! Get closer so I can see the price.
- 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:22,832 I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband.
- 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:28,004 Okay, I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just give me my boots.
- 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:32,216 - I don't have your boots. - I don't either. Where are they?
- 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,510 Why don't you check in one of my saddlebags...
- 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,388 ...while I chew on a bale of hay?
- 00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,642 Okay. My God, we gotta go back and get them!
- 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:45,605 Are you seriously ever gonna wear the boots again?
- 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:51,903 Okay, I'll never wear them again. I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
- 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,822 Know what? You can say goodbye to the tan ones.
- 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:59,911 - Okay. All right. Unh. - Okay.
- 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,665 Bye, boots. Wait! Half off!
- 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,836 Joey, because they're not getting married...
- 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,838 ...doesn't mean this is a disaster.
- 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:15,968 - Maybe they have a plan. - Oh. Oh! Okay, let's hear their plan.
- 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,305 What's the future look like for Dina and Bobby?
- 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:24,602 Well, I really have high hopes for my band.
- 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:29,232 You were right. He is funny.
- 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:33,820 Wait! I bet when you told people you wanted to act, they laughed at you.
- 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,948 Bobby, tell us a little about your band.
- 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:42,120 It's just me and my pal, Rooster. The band's name is Numbnuts.
- 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,999 Really?
- 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,921 Dina, if you're having a baby, you should be married.
- 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,967 Even if it is to Bobby. Dude, that's not a compliment.
- 00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:01,139 - I knew you wouldn't be supportive. - What are you gonna do?
- 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:05,226 You're gonna have the baby and raise it by yourself, without a husband?
- 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:09,313 You can't be a single mother alone! You're gonna ruin your life!
- 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,985 - Excuse me. Am I ruining my life? - No, no, it's different for you.
- 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,528 You're strong and together.
- 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,406 You're not some dumb kid who doesn't know what she's doing.
- 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:23,286 - Excuse me? - One pregnant woman at a time, please!
- 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,123 I just want you to be okay.
- 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,876 Forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?
- 00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,128 Maybe.
- 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:37,967 Yeah. So, uh, what kind of music does Numbnuts...?
- 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,803 Ah, forget it! I can't!
- 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,764 Joey, I am scared to death about this.
- 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,642 But I think I can do it. I just need some help.
- 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:50,771 - And Bobby's gonna be here the whole time. - You bet I am.
- 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:55,943 To answer your earlier question, we're straight-up gangster rap.
- 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:03,284 Rachel's told me how much easier you've made this on her.
- 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:07,455 - Why can't you do that for me? - Because!
- 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,582 Because you're my baby sister!
- 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,250 And you're my big brother.
- 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:14,670 I mean, you're my favorite guy in the whole world.
- 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:20,426 I'm not even scared to tell Mom and Dad. I was scared of telling you.
- 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,138 I'd be scared of them, but all right.
- 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:28,809 I can't stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me.
- 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,938 I want him to have his uncle.
- 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,523 Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?
- 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,655 Of course he's gonna have his Uncle Joey.
- 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:47,495 We'll be all right. Even if we're not married, this baby is gonna be so loved.
- 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,915 - And not just by us. - That's right.
- 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:56,712 - By his uncle too. - And by you.
- 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:04,887 Okay, Bobby, come over here and let them have a little moment, okay?
- 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,102 Come here!
- 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,106 No, seriously, what's wrong with you?
- 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:24,031 You're gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!
- 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,952 Oh, my God, I do love you! How did you do it?
- 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,121 Well, let's just say:
- 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,416 [SINGS] Ross can!
- 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,084 Ohh!
- 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,378 - Where are the seats? - Middle balcony.
- 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,964 Would you say that that's more than 50 yards away...
- 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,926 ...from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
- 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,970 - Yeah. - Then that's not breaking the law!
- 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,097 I'm there!
- 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,936 [English - US - SDH]
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