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The One with the Stripper
Сезон: 08Серия: 08
Описание
Рейчел ужинает с отцом, чтобы сообщить ему о своей беременности, но, испугавшись его, лжет, говоря, что Росс ее не поддерживает. Затем доктор Грин угрожает Россу, что чуть не разрушает его зарождающийся роман с Моной. Тем временем Моника нанимает стриптизершу для Чендлера, у которого так и не было мальчишника, не подозревая, что эта женщина на самом деле проститутка.
Субтитры
- 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:09,258 Hey, Pheebs, I'm having dinner with my dad tomorrow. Wanna come?
- 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:11,468 Sure, yeah, he's kind of sexy.
- 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,555 Oh, no, I'll be there too.
- 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:19,977 Okay, so we'll just come up with a signal. If it's going well, you can take off.
- 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:22,438 No, Phoebe, I just need you there for support.
- 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:25,816 - I haven't told him I'm pregnant yet. - Oh. Why not?
- 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,194 Because I know he's gonna flip out and I hate it when he gets angry.
- 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:32,156 Oh, Rachel. This is all so "Papa Don't Preach."
- 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:35,868 No, Pheeb, wait, he's a scary guy. I mean, one time he caught me smoking.
- 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:39,705 He said if he ever saw me doing that again, he would make me eat the entire pack.
- 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,416 - Wow. Well, I will be there. - Okay.
- 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:45,544 Gosh, I'm not gonna let that man make you eat your baby.
- 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,800 Oh. Hey, who is that guy? I think I know him.
- 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:53,886 - No, you don't. - No, you don't.
- 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:58,015 Oh, my God. Monica, he's the stripper from your bachelorette party.
- 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,687 Her what?
- 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,107 Your secret bachelorette party.
- 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:12,362 - You had a bachelorette party? - She untied his G-string with her teeth.
- 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:16,366 Somebody stop me.
- 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,912 I thought we weren't gonna have bachelor, bachelorette parties.
- 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,206 You know, we agreed that it's a silly tradition.
- 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,041 It's a grand tradition.
- 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:28,921 I'm sorry. They surprised me. There was nothing I could do.
- 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:32,091 Well, you could have untied it with your hands.
- 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,884 This is so unfair.
- 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,929 The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party...
- 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:40,140 ...but, oh, I wasn't allowed to. All we got was a stupid steak dinner.
- 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,934 You went home with the waitress.
- 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,896 Ha. Yeah, that was a good night.
- 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,149 I can't believe you didn't tell me.
- 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:53,487 You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty.
- 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:57,407 Ugh. I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass.
- 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,703 How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
- 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,371 Oh, I don't eat meat.
- 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,165 It's chicken.
- 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:51,420 - Yeah, I don't eat that either. - I'll never understand you lesbians.
- 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:57,759 - So, baby, tell me, what is new with you? - Well, actually, um...
- 00:02:57,927 --> 00:03:00,679 - Ahem. Your '74 Lafite, sir. - Seventy-four?
- 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:05,309 I ordered the '75. That's a magnificent wine. The '74 is sewage.
- 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,102 Why would you bring me sewage?
- 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:12,816 Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why you're a waiter?
- 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,652 This is why I told the manager I wouldn't wait on you tonight.
- 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,822 Oh, come on. Don't be such a baby.
- 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:25,204 In case you didn't notice, that is a scary man.
- 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:29,041 He's right, though. The '74 is absolute piss.
- 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:34,421 This was such a huge mistake. I can't tell him, Phoebe. I can't.
- 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,757 - Rachel... - No, it's okay. This is what's gonna happen.
- 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:41,345 I'm gonna wait a couple of years and then the baby will tell him.
- 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:47,017 - Why? So he can get mad at the baby? - Hey, that is the baby's problem.
- 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:53,857 - Oh. Everything okay with the waiter? - I have no idea. I went to the bathroom.
- 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:01,240 So, sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is, uh...? What is new with you?
- 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,033 RACHEL: Well...
- 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,119 Um...
- 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:08,330 I got TiVo.
- 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:11,917 - What's TiVo? - It's slang for "pregnant."
- 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,921 Phoebe.
- 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,841 Are you really pregnant?
- 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,262 Well, uh, yes and no.
- 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,639 Except, not no.
- 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,141 So to sum it up, yeah.
- 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:32,562 Who is the father? Oh, no. Please don't tell me it's her.
- 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:37,609 No, it's Ross. It's Ross. You like Ross.
- 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,322 Oh, Daddy, I hope you're okay with all this.
- 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:46,243 I mean, think about it, this is a good thing. This is your first grandchild.
- 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,995 You're gonna be a poppy.
- 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,248 That's true. I'm a poppy.
- 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,666 [RACHEL LAUGHS]
- 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,334 I'm gonna be a poppy.
- 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:55,961 [ALL LAUGHING]
- 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,675 - So when is the wedding? - The who?
- 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:06,221 The wedding. There's going to be a wedding.
- 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:10,684 Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is gonna be a bastard.
- 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,813 Rachel Karen Green, tell me there's gonna be a wedding.
- 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,065 February 2nd.
- 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,532 So it was cool seeing you lecture today.
- 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:30,370 Oh, thanks. Although it seemed like you were falling asleep there a little.
- 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:36,043 Oh, no, I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and take it all in.
- 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:39,421 Yeah, a lot of my students do that.
- 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:42,174 - So, um, I gotta get going. - Okay, I'll see you tonight?
- 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,383 - Yeah. - Okay.
- 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:48,388 Oh, hey, thanks again for showing me your semi-precious stone collection.
- 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:51,141 It was amazing.
- 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,896 My God, you must be good in bed.
- 00:05:57,398 --> 00:06:00,442 So you and Mona. It's been a while now. How's it going?
- 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,736 Uh, it's good. It's going good.
- 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:06,365 I mean, we get along great. She's so...
- 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,826 - Hot? - Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah.
- 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:12,871 And she's okay with Rachel and the baby?
- 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:17,292 Well, I haven't actually told her yet. I don't wanna scare her off.
- 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,169 Well, you have to be honest with her...
- 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,922 ...otherwise you may think that you're going down the same path...
- 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,216 ...but you're really going down different ones.
- 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:27,344 I'm gonna take that book and I'm gonna beat you to death with it.
- 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:32,557 Oh, my God, you are gonna love me so much.
- 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:36,186 I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight...
- 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,939 ...you're gonna have a bachelor party. - What?
- 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,941 Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work...
- 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,984 ...and I hired a stripper to come dance for you.
- 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:47,030 Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?
- 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,659 Honey, that's crazy, I don't you to get me a stripper.
- 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,828 Will you let the lady talk?
- 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:57,165 Come on. Come on, it'll be fun. It'll make me feel so much better.
- 00:06:57,333 --> 00:07:01,461 Look, I appreciate it, but, uh, it's a little creepy, you know?
- 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,171 I'm not a bachelor anymore.
- 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,048 So don't think of it as a bachelor party.
- 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:08,009 Think of it as a two-month anniversary present.
- 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:12,431 Sure. One year is paper, but two months is lap dance.
- 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:17,853 Please, I feel so bad. Just watch the hot woman get naked.
- 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,982 - Fine, but I'm only doing this for you. - Yeah.
- 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,277 And Joey.
- 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,362 Thank you. Now, who else do you wanna invite?
- 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:30,699 Uh, no, no, no. Just Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.
- 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:34,578 Uh, actually, sorry, I can't even make it. I'm seeing Mona again tonight.
- 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:38,498 I understand. Who would cancel an actual date just to go to a fake bachelor party?
- 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,709 I'm sorry. I gotta cancel tonight, baby.
- 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:49,176 I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding...
- 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:50,760 ...but I'm really busy that day.
- 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,016 I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.
- 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,022 I know, I know. I panicked. I panicked.
- 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:07,110 I didn't want him to start yelling at me like I was some '74 Latour.
- 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:09,112 It's Lafite.
- 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,991 The '74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely.
- 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:18,246 All right, here he comes. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna be strong.
- 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,208 - I just called a friend of mine. - Yeah.
- 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:24,461 I think I may be able to book the Plaza on short notice.
- 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,298 Really?
- 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:30,175 The Plaza?
- 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,636 Oh, Daddy.
- 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:37,724 - Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you please. - What is it, sweetie?
- 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:42,312 There's not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.
- 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,940 - I'm sorry, Daddy. - I don't believe this.
- 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:46,483 Daddy, stay calm, please.
- 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,777 Stay calm? How do you expect me to stay calm?
- 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:52,864 This is unacceptable, Rachel. And I wanna know why.
- 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,450 Is it because that punk Ross won't marry you?
- 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:58,912 - That's it. Is that it? - Yes. He says I'm damaged goods.
- 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,424 So, you, uh, nervous about getting married?
- 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,845 What are you doing?
- 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,473 Look, let's pretend it's a real bachelor party, okay?
- 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,642 You know, before your wedding. It'll be more fun.
- 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:25,105 All right. I can't believe tomorrow's the big day.
- 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:29,901 How's it feel knowing you're never gonna be with another woman again, huh?
- 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:34,698 Knowing you're gonna have to wake up to the same face every day...
- 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:38,827 ...until you finally have the sweet release of death.
- 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:41,538 You're right. This is more fun.
- 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,416 [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,876 That's her. Okay, come on.
- 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,507 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,342 [NOISEMAKER HONKS]
- 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,597 So which one of you lucky boys is Chandler?
- 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:00,682 Uh, that's me.
- 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,101 That's me.
- 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,647 Joey Tribbiani. Big fan.
- 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,860 - So is that a bedroom? - Yeah, yeah, right over there.
- 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,029 All right. Whenever you're ready.
- 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,741 That was weird.
- 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:21,578 - Why would she go in the bedroom? WOMAN: I'm waiting.
- 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,799 - So she's a... - Yep, that's one naked hooker.
- 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:40,930 I love your place. Where is this guy from?
- 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:44,684 Uh, that's an 18th-century Indian artifact from Calcutta.
- 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,227 Oh. Wow.
- 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:50,899 So you're more than just dinosaurs.
- 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,485 - So much more. - Mm.
- 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,445 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,407 [SHATTERS]
- 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,785 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
- 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:04,663 Ah, forget it. It's from Pier 1.
- 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,582 [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,502 Sorry.
- 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:17,884 You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?
- 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,553 I ought to kill you.
- 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,475 You know, this is actually not a great time for me.
- 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:35,694 So come on. Explain yourself, Geller.
- 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,863 - First you get my Rachel pregnant... - You got Rachel pregnant?
- 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,156 - Who did? - You did!
- 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,117 Yes. Ahem.
- 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:46,496 Yes, yes, I did, but it was just a one-night thing. It meant nothing.
- 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,583 Oh? Really? That's what my daughter means to you, nothing?
- 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,671 No, no, sir. Um, she means a lot to me. I mean, I love Rachel.
- 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,465 - What? - Oh, but not in that way. Heh.
- 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,134 I mean, I'm not in love with her.
- 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:02,053 - I love her like a friend. - Oh, really? That's how you treat a friend?
- 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,389 You get her in trouble and then you refuse to marry her?
- 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,683 - Hey, I offered to marry her. - What?
- 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,977 But I didn't want to.
- 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,565 Well, why not? So you could spend your time with this tramp?
- 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,066 Tramp?
- 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,820 I'm sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
- 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,199 I can't believe there is a naked hooker in there.
- 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:26,828 Wait, wait. Maybe she's a hooker and a stripper...
- 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:30,206 ...but she got confused about what she's supposed to do.
- 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,419 Could be. I mean, technically, she did strip. We just missed it.
- 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,883 Ma'am?
- 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,552 Are you also a stripper?
- 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,180 WOMAN: Uh, no, but I could pretend to strip.
- 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,639 But that's gonna cost extra.
- 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,058 Okay, here's the extras: Handcuffs, spanking...
- 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,643 No, no, ha, ha.
- 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,148 Maybe Monica's playing a joke on you.
- 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:59,068 You know, getting her own husband a hooker. That's pretty funny.
- 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:03,907 That is funny. Maybe for my birthday she'll murder someone.
- 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:08,995 I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean, he was conveniently busy.
- 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:13,708 WOMAN: Do you mind if I smoke in here? - Oh, actually, I'd rather... Ahem.
- 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:17,587 Yeah, go ahead. We're gonna have to burn that room down anyway.
- 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,341 How could you have kept all of this from me?
- 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,260 - I was going to tell you, but... - But what?
- 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:27,222 You figured you'd get what you wanted, then you'd dump her like Rachel.
- 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:31,810 Hey, I did not dump Rachel. Nor are we still together.
- 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,102 [PHONE RINGING]
- 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,104 Oh, um...
- 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,815 Can I...?
- 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,652 Why don't we just let the machine get that?
- 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,195 [MACHINE BEEPS]
- 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,031 JOEY [ON MACHINE]: Hey, Ross, it's Joey. There's a hooker over here.
- 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,992 We thought maybe you'd know something about it.
- 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,996 No. No. No. No. No.
- 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,541 I need to lie down.
- 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,214 So tonight's the night of the big bachelor party?
- 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,383 Yeah, hey, thanks for giving me that girl's number.
- 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,010 No problem. So who's the party for?
- 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,680 - My husband. - You hired your husband a hooker?
- 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,433 - She's a stripper. - No, she's a hooker.
- 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:16,980 - Is that what they call strippers sometimes? - When they're hookers.
- 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,400 Oh, my God, Stu, I can't believe you did this.
- 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,569 You're absolutely sure she's a hooker?
- 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:26,531 Either that, or she's just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
- 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:36,040 - Maybe she meant to get you a hooker. - Why would she do that?
- 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,126 Maybe she wants you to learn something.
- 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:45,425 Is there anything you're really bad at, you know, sexually?
- 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,303 This is the worst bachelor party ever.
- 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,807 WOMAN: What's taking you boys so long? - In a minute.
- 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,561 In a minute? What's gonna happen in a minute?
- 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,439 All right, all right. Maybe you should just ask her to leave.
- 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,691 - Why me? - Hey, it's your bachelor party.
- 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:05,320 - Which is why you should do it. - I don't want to. You do it.
- 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,613 - You do it. - You do it.
- 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:10,325 All right, rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave.
- 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:17,373 - What? - I miss this.
- 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,960 I don't think we've actually done this before.
- 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,671 No, I miss hanging out with you.
- 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,050 - Well, we still hang out. - Not like we used to.
- 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,303 Remember? You and me used to be inseparable.
- 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:35,266 Well, now it's like things are different.
- 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:39,687 Well, you know, things are different. I'm married now.
- 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,191 Yeah, sure. And, hey, don't get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys.
- 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:48,613 But I just miss hanging out. Just us, you know?
- 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,616 Yeah, I miss that too.
- 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:55,119 I'll tell you what, from now on, we'll make time to hang out with each other.
- 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,206 You got it. Come here.
- 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,543 Oh, God.
- 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,463 Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys.
- 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,592 She's a hooker! She's a hooker! She's a...!
- 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,347 Hi. Uh, we spoke on the phone.
- 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,981 So your dad dropped by.
- 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,400 He's a pleasant man.
- 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,987 - Oh, no. PHOEBE: I better go.
- 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,870 Just over here. I don't wanna miss the fight.
- 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:39,998 Ross, I am so sorry.
- 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:44,293 Okay, I promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person.
- 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,129 Or via e-mail.
- 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,799 I don't care about your dad. I care about Mona.
- 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,010 She was there and now she's totally freaked out.
- 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,554 Ugh, okay, I'll fix that too. What's her e-mail address?
- 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,222 Rachel.
- 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,809 All right, I promise, I'll fix this. I swear I'll talk to her.
- 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,769 - Okay. Thank you. - Okay.
- 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,190 That's it? You call that a fight? Come on.
- 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,069 "We were on a break." "No we weren't." What happened to you two?
- 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,491 [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,162 Thank you so much for coming back over.
- 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,499 Oh, good. You're here.
- 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,377 Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.
- 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,547 I know. Mona, just hear me out.
- 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,718 First of all, I am so sorry about my father yelling at you.
- 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,595 But I heard that you totally held your own.
- 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,555 You're gonna have to tell me how you did that.
- 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,974 - Focus. - Okay. Um...
- 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,643 Okay, yes, Ross and I used to date.
- 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,898 And yes, we are gonna have a baby.
- 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:51,110 But we are definitely not getting back together.
- 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:55,198 - How can I be sure of that? - Oh, because we drove each other crazy.
- 00:17:55,365 --> 00:18:01,245 I mean, he was possessive, he was jealous. He could never just let the little things go.
- 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,122 - Trying to date this woman. - Right.
- 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:08,336 But none of that compared to how kind and gentle...
- 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,755 ...and thoughtful he is.
- 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,591 You probably shouldn't touch me.
- 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,929 You know, I just don't wanna get in the middle of something so complicated.
- 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:21,516 I get it. But, Mona, what relationship is not complicated?
- 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,602 We all have our baggage. You must too.
- 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,479 Why else would you still be single?
- 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,482 I'm so gonna leave right now.
- 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,611 [MONA SIGHS]
- 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,822 Should I leave this open for you too?
- 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:40,409 I'm not sure yet. Why didn't you just tell me about all this?
- 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,830 Because what's going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
- 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:48,584 - Well, you still should have told me. - I know, and I was going to...
- 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:52,713 ...but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachel's father.
- 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,259 Look, I made a mistake...
- 00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:01,013 ...but it's only because I really, really like you. Really.
- 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:06,727 Okay. I guess you can close the door now.
- 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,864 [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:22,285 Forgot my purse. Oh, you guys made up.
- 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,038 He's a good kisser, isn't he?
- 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,707 I'm going.
- 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:36,340 I swear I didn't know she was a hooker. I mean...
- 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,051 Did you let her smoke in here?
- 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,929 Her ass-print is still on your grandmother's quilt.
- 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,140 Do you really want to talk about smoking?
- 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,061 You know what? I'm gonna make this up to you.
- 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,980 I promised you a stripper...
- 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,191 [EVE'S "LET ME BLOW YOUR MIND" PLAYING ON STEREO]
- 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,484 ...and you're gonna get a stripper.
- 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,864 - Monica, wait. - What?
- 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,033 Carry on.
- 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,913 If I had to give you up It's only been a year
- 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:12,251 Now, I got my foot through the door And I ain't going nowhere
- 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:17,715 It took a while to get me in And I'm gonna take my time
- 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:22,887 Ooh. These tennis shoes are so tight.
- 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,975 - I think I'll take them off. - Could you not narrate?
- 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,436 Gotcha, sailor.
- 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,646 [BREAKING]
- 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,865 GREEN [OVER PHONE]: Just because you're not in love with the guy...
- 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,201 [GREEN CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
- 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:49,121 - Oh, you told your dad the truth. - About an hour ago.
- 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,750 - Wanna go see a movie? - Yes.
- 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,380 Bye, Dad.
- 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,721 GREEN: It's unacceptable, Rachel. What the hell does love have to do with it?
- 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,475 There are more important things in a marriage than love.
- 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:17,775 You have to think about the consequences of your decisions.
- 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:23,864 Hey, I do too think about the consequences of my decisions.
- 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,785 Well, what gives you the right to...?
- 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,245 Go to hell.
- 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,919 Stupid guy on my phone.
- 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,468 [English - US - SDH]
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