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Эпизод с пятном
The One with the Stain
Сезон: 08Серия: 07
Описание
Чендлер нанимает горничную, чтобы помочь Монике, но вскоре она подозревает, что горничная ворует её одежду. После того, как Рейчел заставляет Чендлера осмотреть джинсы, которые она считает своими, она возвращает Монике одолженную одежду. Горничная увольняется, считая Чендлера извращенцем. Эрик хочет встречаться с Фиби, но он слишком напоминает ему Урсулу. Росс пытается снять квартиру умирающей голландки для Рейчел, а Джои хочет, чтобы Рейчел продолжала жить с ним. Специальный гость: Шон Пенн в роли Эрика Примечание: Этот эпизод посвящён памяти Перл Хармон, прабабушки Мэтта Леблана.
Субтитры
- 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:10,259 Oh, my God, you cleaned! Look at these floors!
- 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:11,593 You did the windows!
- 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:14,388 I have been begging for months and you did, you cleaned!
- 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:19,685 - And nagging works! - No, uh, I didn't actually do this.
- 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,479 Oh, no. Was I cleaning in my sleep again?
- 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,357 No, it wasn't you.
- 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,277 - Well, then, who? - I got a maid. Yay!
- 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:33,157 Oh, well, I hope by "maid," you mean "mistress"...
- 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:35,409 ...because if some other woman was cleaning...
- 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:39,455 Now, honey, I know you don't like to relinquish control.
- 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,915 "Relinquish" is just a fancy word for "lose."
- 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,168 Look, she's really nice, okay?
- 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:49,089 And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges.
- 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:51,800 Did she really say that?
- 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:55,137 Yes, I distinctly remember because I thought it was a joke.
- 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:59,433 - Now, just give her a chance, okay? - Fine, I can do it.
- 00:01:00,268 --> 00:01:01,727 Whoo.
- 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:06,315 - What's the matter? - Usually when I'm anxious, I clean.
- 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,689 [CELL PHONE RINGING]
- 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:52,778 Whose cell phone is that? It's just so annoying.
- 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,489 - Everywhere you go. - I think it's coming from your bag.
- 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:01,286 I never get calls!
- 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,539 Hello?
- 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:09,920 Hi, it's Eric, from the Halloween party. Ursula's fiancé.
- 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:13,674 Oh, my God, Eric, hi! Wait, how'd you get this number?
- 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:17,136 I have a friend who's a cop, and he got it.
- 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:21,890 Wow. What an incredible violation and wonderful surprise!
- 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:25,644 I just... I thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
- 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,647 Oh, you did? He did it, he did it!
- 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,816 - Wow, what did he do? - Shh! I'm talking.
- 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,528 Anyway, I was wondering...
- 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:39,491 ...if you were the sort of person who eats lunch?
- 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,119 Are you asking me out?
- 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:46,248 Because it'd be weird since you just broke up with my sister.
- 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,918 Yeah, um, okay.
- 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:51,879 I'm sorry. Bye.
- 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:55,674 No, wait! I was just saying that so you'd think I was a good person.
- 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,178 Fight for me!
- 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:03,140 Uh, I won't take no for an answer.
- 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,893 Not great, we can work on it at lunch.
- 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:09,188 Okay, um, I can be at your apartment in two hours.
- 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:12,024 Great. Uh, how do you know where I live?
- 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,151 I've got friends too.
- 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,195 - Okay, bye. - Bye.
- 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,489 Oh, my God, I'm going out with Eric!
- 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:24,286 Oh, this day is gonna be much better than I thought it was gonna be. Heh.
- 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,371 Oh, Ross, I can't make lunch.
- 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:33,045 So apparently I'm available for lunch.
- 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:35,923 Can't, I'm busy. I'm apartment hunting.
- 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:37,633 You're moving?
- 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,761 I can't live with Joey once the baby comes.
- 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:45,098 I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doing?"
- 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,061 So does Joey know you're moving?
- 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,772 I haven't discussed it, but he's gonna be relieved.
- 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,815 Last week he brought this girl over...
- 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,860 ...and I started talking to her about morning sickness.
- 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,571 Then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book.
- 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,115 - That's not really porn. - Not so much.
- 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,702 You know what? If you're looking for a place...
- 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:09,748 ...I heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.
- 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:15,087 Oh, my God. Was she old? Does she have a view?
- 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,882 Well I don't know. But how great would that be, huh?
- 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,509 You living in my building?
- 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:24,972 I could take care of the baby, I could come over whenever I want...
- 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:26,723 ...with your permission.
- 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,934 - That really would be great. - Yeah.
- 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,811 Well, can we see it?
- 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:34,731 Oh, maybe we shouldn't. If she just died this morning. Out of respect.
- 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:38,277 Yeah. No. No, you're right.
- 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,282 - Shall we? - Yeah.
- 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,793 - Yes? - Hi. I'm Ross Geller.
- 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,712 I live in the building.
- 00:04:56,879 --> 00:05:01,008 And I'm Rachel, an admirer of the building.
- 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:08,056 I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away, and I am so sorry for your loss.
- 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,475 - She didn't pass away. - What?
- 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:14,855 - My mother's still alive. - Oh, thank God!
- 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,234 It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning...
- 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:22,029 ...but she's a tough old bird. BOTH: Aww.
- 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:23,822 Are you close with her?
- 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,615 Of course. Heh.
- 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:28,577 Uh, yeah. She and I would talk all the time...
- 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:32,080 ...in the laundry room.
- 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:33,915 You speak Dutch?
- 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:36,084 [SPEAKING IN DUTCH]
- 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:44,051 You know, I would, but it's just too painful.
- 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,139 So she's really not dead.
- 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,642 - No. She's hanging in there. - Mm.
- 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:57,647 Do you think...? Could you tell me, is she hanging in in a one-bedroom or a two?
- 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:06,406 Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible. Where did you get it?
- 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,868 Oh, well, um, I make it myself.
- 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:14,706 It's two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. The secret ingredient is...
- 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,417 You know what? We just met.
- 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:22,672 Okay. Uh, I'm gonna get the clothes from the laundry room now...
- 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,550 ...and when I come back, I'll clean behind the fridge.
- 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:27,386 I love her.
- 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,181 I'll be back in a minute.
- 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,600 Okay.
- 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:34,851 [DOOR CLOSES]
- 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:38,313 - See? I told you. - She stole my jeans!
- 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:41,900 What?
- 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:45,862 I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them.
- 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,572 So she stole your pants...
- 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:50,617 ...and then she came back and wore them in front of you?
- 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:54,204 Don't you see? It's the perfect crime.
- 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:58,083 She must have been planning this for years.
- 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,501 I will prove it to you.
- 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,670 About a week ago, I was wearing those jeans.
- 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,840 I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch.
- 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:09,428 When she comes back, I will find it and show you that stain!
- 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:14,516 Is it possible the company that sold the jeans...
- 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,852 ...made more than just the one pair?
- 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:19,187 I guess.
- 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:22,482 So shouldn't we give her the benefit of the doubt before we go...
- 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,609 ...snooping around her crotch?
- 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:30,282 Fine. I'm just glad I didn't give her my secret ingredient.
- 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,909 Heh. Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient?
- 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,245 Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:38,957 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:43,420 - Hi. - Come in. I'm so glad you're here.
- 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,088 Yeah. Me too.
- 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,799 Not in the shaky, angry way you are, though.
- 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,552 Sorry. I just saw Ursula.
- 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,138 - I had to get the engagement ring back. - Ugh.
- 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,433 Just seeing her brought it all back.
- 00:07:56,601 --> 00:08:00,061 All the lies, the way she used me.
- 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:04,691 I just... I get so angry, just looking at her...
- 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:12,157 - Face. - Yeah. Yeah.
- 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:17,871 I'm sorry. It's just, when I look at you...
- 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,540 ...I see her.
- 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:25,754 And when I see her, I get a little bit angry.
- 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,717 - Maybe this is too weird. - No, wait.
- 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,928 There's only a problem...
- 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,346 ...when I look at you.
- 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,225 I got it. I got it.
- 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,978 No, don't tear out your eyes!
- 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:46,441 - I was just gonna take out my lenses. - Oh, yeah. Try that.
- 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,112 So is that better?
- 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,822 Not really.
- 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,494 You... Ugh. You're blurry.
- 00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:00,664 But you still look like Ursula. You're "Blursula."
- 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:06,670 Okay, wait. Maybe...
- 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:11,383 If I just don't look at you for a while.
- 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,471 See? It works. I'm not angry at all anymore.
- 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:19,015 This is a great date!
- 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:23,019 Look, Eric, turn around.
- 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:29,442 Look, I like you, but it shouldn't be this hard. It's our first date.
- 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:33,572 First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity.
- 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,741 And "Ooh, he touched my hand, did he mean touch my hand?"
- 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,827 And, you know, first kisses, and...
- 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,914 ...second kisses.
- 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:49,170 Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem:
- 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,339 [BOTH SPEAKING IN DUTCH]
- 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,391 Yeah, we're done.
- 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:04,936 [SPEAKING IN DUTCH]
- 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:08,440 "Ezel"? Ezel...
- 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,900 Hey, Ross. Listen.
- 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:14,404 You wanna go see that new IMAX movie on tide pools?
- 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,032 - Really? - No, ha, ha.
- 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:21,453 But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.
- 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,497 - Sweet! - All right, finish your coffee. Let's go.
- 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,333 I have to stop by my place.
- 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:31,004 To tape the game? You do this every time. You're not gonna be on TV!
- 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:35,050 No, no, I have to see if this apartment became available.
- 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:38,345 - You're switching apartments? - Not for me, it's for Rachel.
- 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:41,973 - Rachel has an apartment. - When the baby comes, she's gonna move.
- 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,142 - She is? - Yeah.
- 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,354 You didn't expect her to live there with a baby, did you?
- 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,898 I guess I didn't really think about it.
- 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,069 Ezel.
- 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:59,324 Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. Huh.
- 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,410 [SPEAKING IN DUTCH]
- 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,245 Damn it.
- 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,252 - Nice jeans. - Oh, thanks.
- 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:15,423 - I like your top. - Oh. You're not getting it.
- 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:26,768 - What happened? - Oh. I fell asleep.
- 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,064 I was thinking about taking my lunch break.
- 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:35,276 Will you do the top of the cabinets? That'll really work up your appetite.
- 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:38,154 All right.
- 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,535 [GRUNTS]
- 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,971 Hello.
- 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:05,807 What's going on?
- 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,519 I'm sorry. I've never had a maid before. Is this not okay?
- 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,444 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:21,823 - How was the game? - Uh, it was okay. I ate way too much.
- 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,408 - Mm. - Ooh.
- 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:30,248 So, um, I was talking to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place?
- 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:36,087 Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street. If certain Dutch people would just let go.
- 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,632 I was kind of hoping you'd stay.
- 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:44,345 But Joey, I have to go. There's no room for a baby here.
- 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:48,516 No room? It's a baby. It's, like, this big.
- 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,854 You could put it over here.
- 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:56,858 Or we could put it right here. Aw! Cute, right?
- 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,612 Or over here. You wouldn't even notice it.
- 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,864 "Where's the baby?" "Oh, it's right over..."
- 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,157 [GIGGLES]
- 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,578 Honey, it's not just a matter of where you put it.
- 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:12,165 A baby changes everything. They cry all the time.
- 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,375 Imagine bringing home some girl...
- 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:17,295 ...and trying to score when there's a screaming baby.
- 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:21,049 I could use a challenge. It's getting pretty easy.
- 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,886 It's so sweet that you want me to stay, but I can't do that to you.
- 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,096 I mean, it would disrupt your entire life.
- 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,225 It's just...
- 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,812 I love living with you so much.
- 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:38,316 - I wish things didn't have to change. - I know.
- 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,735 You know, I blame Ross for this.
- 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,031 - I do too, a little bit. - Yeah.
- 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,951 I'm gonna miss you.
- 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,745 You're the hottest roommate I ever had.
- 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,126 Mm. Ooh.
- 00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:01,172 Oh, no, I have to go. Ugh, I have a massage appointment.
- 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,592 No, stay here. We'll keep doing this. I'll pay you.
- 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,720 No, I've gotten in trouble for that before.
- 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,766 - I'll see you later? - Absolutely.
- 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,020 I love the way you kiss.
- 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,815 Really? That's the thing I'm worst at!
- 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,859 Heh, you'll see.
- 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,700 - Hey. - Hey! Um...
- 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,703 - I think Brenda needs a raise. - How come?
- 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,706 Because I put my head between her legs.
- 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,876 - To see her pants? - They're my pants!
- 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,961 Are you sure? Did you see the stain?
- 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,131 No. I was getting into position, and everything went dark.
- 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,303 God, she is not stealing from us, okay? Will you let this go?
- 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,013 Fine.
- 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,813 - She's wearing my bra! - Oh, dear God.
- 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,275 My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!
- 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,611 And yet you don't recognize that you're crazy?
- 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,404 Here's the plan, okay?
- 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,574 I'm going to leave, and you're gonna look at Brenda's bra.
- 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,619 Here's another plan. No.
- 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,080 I would do it, but she thinks I'm attracted to her.
- 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,917 - Why? - Did you not hear where my head was?
- 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,546 Come on! We're a team. We're in this together.
- 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:27,175 I fear a jury will see it the same way.
- 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:32,138 Do this for me. I catch you looking at women's breasts all the time.
- 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,681 You see that?
- 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,267 Do you see this? Unh...
- 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:41,189 All right. Yes, okay. I get your point.
- 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:44,275 But if it's not her bra, will you just let the woman clean?
- 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,110 Yes. Absolutely. Okay?
- 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,280 You'll know it's mine because on the right cup, the lacy part...
- 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,532 ...there's very a noticeable rip.
- 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,743 You need new clothes.
- 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,373 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,752 - Hi. How is she? - It's not looking good.
- 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,588 Oh? Oh. Aw.
- 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:10,093 Well, I, uh, brought her some bloemen.
- 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,344 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,429 That's so sweet.
- 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:17,266 Would you like to say goodbye? I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.
- 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:20,812 Oh, I don't know that it would. Heh.
- 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,857 - Well, her memory is pretty much gone. - All right, then.
- 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,035 - Hey! - Welcome back.
- 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,915 - Should we pick up from where we left off? - I don't know.
- 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,792 I'm still tired from this afternoon.
- 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,253 - Why? - Uh, the sex.
- 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,338 - What sex? - Our sex.
- 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,881 We didn't have sex.
- 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,758 Well if I didn't have sex with you...
- 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,720 ...I had sex with somebody that looked an awful lot like...
- 00:16:55,889 --> 00:17:00,268 - Ew. Ew. Ew, ew! ERIC: No, no, no, no!
- 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:04,355 - You had sex with Ursula? - A little bit.
- 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,608 She walked in, I thought she was you and I kissed her and...
- 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,736 You didn't notice different clothes?
- 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:13,489 - I was just so excited to see you. - Aw.
- 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,950 Ew! Ew! Ew!
- 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,745 Ugh! You know what? This is too weird.
- 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,998 No. I don't wanna lose you. It's like I was saying to Ursula...
- 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,876 ...when I was making love to her and thought she was you...
- 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,919 Yeah. It's too weird.
- 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,256 So I guess this is it.
- 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,051 Yeah.
- 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,763 Maybe it's for the best.
- 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,475 - You smell just like her. - Yeah, so do you.
- 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:03,706 - What are you doing? - I'm leaning.
- 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,667 This is where I lean.
- 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,670 Okay.
- 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,300 - Brenda, a bee! - What?
- 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,219 Yes, it's flown into your blouse.
- 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,639 You better undo your buttons lest it sting you.
- 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:25,311 - I think I know what's going on here. - You do?
- 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,940 Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian...
- 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,695 ...but it's wrong. You're married.
- 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:38,116 - I totally understand. - Okay, good. Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,035 Could I just see your bra?
- 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,873 Hi.
- 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,920 - Where'd you get those jeans? - You gave them to me.
- 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,423 - No, I didn't! - All right, I took them.
- 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,803 I figured it was okay, you've got an ink stain on the crotch.
- 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,849 - Oh, no! Did you take my bra too? - What bra?
- 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,477 - The pink one with the flowers. - You mean the one you're wearing?
- 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,234 I quit!
- 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,320 Sounds about right.
- 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,079 - What is this? - Hey.
- 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,248 Uh, this is just to give you an idea.
- 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,877 We can put screens here so the baby has privacy...
- 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:34,255 ...and maybe a mobile, you know, over the crib...
- 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,592 ...and, uh, here's a baby monitor which, until the baby comes...
- 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:41,012 ...we can use as walkie-talkies. Eh?
- 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,389 You're so sweet!
- 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:48,019 Oh, my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy!
- 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,520 [LAUGHS]
- 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,898 Uh...
- 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:58,112 That's really just to show where the baby would go.
- 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,948 Why don't I hold on to him so there's no confusion?
- 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:09,457 Joey, the baby is gonna be crying. It's gonna be loud.
- 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,210 - I'm loud. - It's gonna be up all night.
- 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,712 - I'm up all night. - It's gonna poop.
- 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,923 Hello?
- 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,384 What about the women you wanna bring home?
- 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:24,263 Look, if I'm bringing home a woman who can't stand being around a baby...
- 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,974 ...then maybe I don't wanna be with that woman.
- 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,187 Or maybe we'll do it in the bathroom of the club!
- 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,815 - Joey, are you sure? - Yeah.
- 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,986 Look, I know sometimes it'll be hard, okay...
- 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,616 ...but it'll also be really, really great.
- 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,577 Please, Rachel, I really want you to stay.
- 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,416 - I want me to stay too. Thank you. - Aw.
- 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,464 Joey, look at this crib! It's so cute!
- 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,675 I know. I found it on the street.
- 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,343 Are you...? Really?
- 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,887 - This is in such good condition. - Yeah.
- 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,473 Wow. Whoa, what's under the cover?
- 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,141 - I don't know. - It's moving.
- 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,685 - Ew. - Still...
- 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,187 - Aah! It's got a tail! Get it out! - Oh, aah! Okay!
- 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,022 [BOTH YELLING]
- 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:25,950 Well, the old lady died. And how do I know?
- 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,495 Because her dying wish was for one last kiss.
- 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:35,751 But I don't care because you got the apartment. Yes!
- 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:38,587 Ew, yeah.
- 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:41,966 Um, I think I'm gonna stay here.
- 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,260 Isn't that great?
- 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,221 [STAMMERING]
- 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,973 Ezels!
- 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,938 [English - US - SDH]
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