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Эпизод с вечеринкой на Хэллоуин
The One with the Halloween Party
Сезон: 08Серия: 06
Описание
На вечеринке в честь Хэллоуина у Моники и Чендлера Фиби случайно встречает жениха своей сестры, Эрика (Шон Пенн). Фиби испытывает к нему влечение, и они сближаются, обсуждая ложь и плохое поведение Урсулы. Росс и Чендлер безуспешно борются на руках. Росс жалуется, что его нелепый костюм «Спадника» делает его похожим на фекалии. Рейчел, испытывая материнские чувства, просит раздать конфеты детям, пришедшим за сладостями, но вскоре понимает, что на самом деле она не такая уж и материнская. Специальный гость: Шон Пенн в роли Эрика
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,295 - Hey, guys, guess what. - What?
- 00:00:05,463 --> 00:00:08,674 I know it's last minute, but we've decided to have a Halloween party.
- 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,009 - Oh, good! - Great!
- 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:12,636 - And everybody has to wear costumes. - Oh, I don't know...
- 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,388 [MUTTERING]
- 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:16,348 Come on, it'll be fun.
- 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:21,562 Uh, I'll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway.
- 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,522 Tell me you're not gonna dress like a dinosaur.
- 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,441 Pfft, heh.
- 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,359 Not two years in a row.
- 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:32,781 - I'll come, but I'm not dressing up. - You have to.
- 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:38,746 No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not.
- 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,706 You're an actor.
- 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,959 Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
- 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:47,046 - Yeah. Yeah, I will. - The girl from their wedding?
- 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,464 - Yeah. - Wow, hey.
- 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:52,718 If she needs any ideas for costumes, she could be a, uh, bikini model...
- 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,596 ...or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader.
- 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:59,016 Or, ooh, ooh. Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
- 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:02,686 No, no, no! Slutty Leatherface.
- 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:06,982 Wasn't Joey hitting on her at the wedding too?
- 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:10,194 That's right, he was hitting on her.
- 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:15,115 And I got her. I guess the better man won. Heh.
- 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:18,077 Please don't take her from me.
- 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,830 - Ursula! - Oh. Heh.
- 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:05,582 Wait. It's me, Phoebe.
- 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,502 Oh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay. Bye.
- 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,629 Wait a second!
- 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,923 Um, so, what's new with you?
- 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:16,844 Um, nothing. I mean, I'm getting married next week.
- 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,762 - What? - Yeah, yeah.
- 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:22,057 It's gonna be a small ceremony. Just family.
- 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,517 His.
- 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,185 Huh.
- 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:26,687 Okay.
- 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,522 I'm really happy for you.
- 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:33,735 Wait. If, um... If you want to come, I guess that'd be okay.
- 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:35,529 - Really? - Sure, why not?
- 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,990 You could be my "sister" for the day.
- 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,868 Yeah, heh, okay.
- 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:43,745 Um, you know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight...
- 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:46,415 ...at my old apartment, so you could come.
- 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,834 Maybe I could meet the guy you're marrying.
- 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:52,087 Well, I'm supposed to be working tonight.
- 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:55,340 I'm supposed to be working now, so who cares!
- 00:02:56,009 --> 00:03:00,345 - By the way, it's a costume party. - Oh, okay, so that's why you're...
- 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,764 No.
- 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:04,850 But thanks.
- 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:13,358 - Hi. - You're supposed to wear a costume.
- 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,569 I am. I am a woman...
- 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,780 ...who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it...
- 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:21,825 ...because soon she won't be able to fit into it.
- 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,911 - Oh. I'm Catwoman. - Ah.
- 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:26,288 Who wants the dress when you're too big for it.
- 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:27,789 Okay.
- 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:28,999 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,335 KIDS: Trick or treat! - Oh! Can I give out candy?
- 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:33,045 I really want to be with kids.
- 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,465 Ever since I got pregnant, I have the strongest maternal instincts.
- 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:39,635 KIDS: Trick or treat! - Just a minute!
- 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:47,476 We... Aah! Look at you guys!
- 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:52,481 - Wow! You are a very scary witch. - Thank you.
- 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:56,360 - And you are a very funny clown. - Thank you.
- 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:57,903 And you...
- 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,280 ...are so in style right now.
- 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,408 You know, I work at Ralph Lauren.
- 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:07,412 The whole fall line has got this equestrian theme going on.
- 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,208 - Did you see the cover of Vogue...? - Could I just have the candy?
- 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,213 Yeah. Sure.
- 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,807 Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.
- 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,060 So we do, Supergirl.
- 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,230 It's me, Phoebe.
- 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:38,235 Monica, can I talk to you for a second?
- 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:46,076 Listen, I appreciate you getting the costume.
- 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,494 Oh, you did this to him?
- 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,539 What? I thought he'd love it.
- 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,791 His favorite book was The Velveteen Rabbit.
- 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,419 The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white.
- 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,339 It was either a pink bunny, or no bunny at all.
- 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:02,134 No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all!
- 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:07,097 - Hey. - You didn't dress up either?
- 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,975 Yes, I did. I'm Chandler.
- 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:16,648 Dude, what happened?
- 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:20,569 - How is that me? - Okay, ahem.
- 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,737 I'm Chandler.
- 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:22,946 [GROANS]
- 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:26,658 - Ha, ha! That is so you! - Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,911 - When have I ever done that? - When have I ever done that?
- 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,747 [GROANS]
- 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,916 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,044 GIRL: Trick or treat. - Oh!
- 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:43,842 Oh, you're just the prettiest ballerina ever I've ever seen.
- 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,053 Thank you.
- 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:49,014 Oh, wow. That deserves another candy.
- 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,433 - Thank you. - Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:57,105 I have to say, that earns "two-two" pieces of candy.
- 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:59,066 I love you!
- 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,651 Oh! Aw...
- 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,779 Oh, honey, here, take it all.
- 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:11,370 Monica? We need more candy.
- 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,414 - What? There's only been four kids. - I know.
- 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:18,168 But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything.
- 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,337 No wonder you're pregnant.
- 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,883 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:31,098 - What are you supposed to be? - Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik?
- 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:37,646 Well, I'm a potato. Or a "spud"...
- 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,899 ...and these are my antenna.
- 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,194 So Sputnik becomes?
- 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,827 Spud-nik! Spud-nik.
- 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,081 Wow, I don't have the worst costume anymore.
- 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,503 Hey, all right! Ross came as doodie.
- 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:07,342 - No, I'm not doodie. - No, space-doodie.
- 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:17,853 - God! - Hey, sweetie.
- 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,983 - Aren't you gonna give me a kiss? - Okay, I will.
- 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,485 But right after, you have to tell me who you are.
- 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,989 - Ursula? - Ursula's fiancé?
- 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,866 - Oh, my God. You're the sister. - Yeah.
- 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:34,536 - I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass. - Yeah.
- 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:38,165 I'm an idiot. Is your mother here? I could give her a slap on the butt.
- 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:41,960 - My mother killed herself. - See, and I knew that.
- 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,047 Now I'm sweating.
- 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:51,761 I'm really sweating. Now I'm saying look at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go.
- 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:53,805 No. We'll start over.
- 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,766 - Hi, I'm Phoebe. - Eric.
- 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:59,728 - Why are you looking at me like that? - The sweat's in my eyes.
- 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,563 - It's burning. - Okay.
- 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,023 - Thank you. - There.
- 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:06,067 - So, what are you? - I don't think they have a name for it.
- 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:08,403 I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy.
- 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:15,494 - No, I meant your costume. - Oh, um, I'm a solar system.
- 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,913 My student's helped me. I teach second grade.
- 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,916 - I love the second grade. - Really?
- 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,127 It's better than first grade, where you don't know what's going on.
- 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,922 And definitely better than third grade.
- 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:30,759 You know, with all the politics and the mind games.
- 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:35,764 - So, what do you do? - I'm a masseuse, by day.
- 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,727 - You don't have to stand here with me. - I'm having fun.
- 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:46,149 - I'm really excited for you and Ursula. - I feel very lucky. She's great.
- 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:50,445 - She's the most beautiful woman ever. - Thank you.
- 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,828 - Hey, Joey? - Yeah?
- 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:02,374 - You read comic books, right? - Exclusively.
- 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,670 Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?
- 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,089 - Catwoman, hands down. - Yeah.
- 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,592 Between you and Phoebe? I'd give the edge to Phoebe.
- 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,719 - What? Really? - You kidding?
- 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:20,642 Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got this crazy temper. She...
- 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,978 She's not right behind me, is she?
- 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,105 - No, you're fine. - Okay.
- 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:28,483 - Do you think I could take Rachel? - I'm not sure.
- 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,986 What? Come on, I am tough!
- 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:34,072 Punch me here, as hard as you can!
- 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,617 Relax. What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesn't matter.
- 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:42,831 Really? What would you say if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
- 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,208 I would say, "Woman, please."
- 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,547 Hey, Ursula's fiancé is really sweet.
- 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,258 He's a teacher, he does volunteer work.
- 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:59,222 Normally, I don't like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up.
- 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,684 - Oh, my God, Phoebe? - What?
- 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,894 You're getting a crush on your sister's fiancé.
- 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,605 No, I'm not, you are!
- 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,150 Here comes the temper.
- 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,028 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,488 - Trick or treat. - Hi.
- 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:19,826 Hi. Know what? We're out of candy. But someone went to get some.
- 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:24,914 And I've been giving out money, but I'm out of that too.
- 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,459 - Can I write you a check? - Okay.
- 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:31,463 - Okay. What's your name? - Lelani Mayolanofavich.
- 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,260 Okay, I'm just gonna write this out to "cash."
- 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:41,723 - Hi. - Hi, Mona.
- 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,892 - Oh, hey. - Hi.
- 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,562 Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you'd come by as a slutty nurse.
- 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:51,274 Um, actually, I'm just a nurse.
- 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:56,780 You'd think that would embarrass me, but, you see, I'm maxed out.
- 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,617 - Hey, you made it. - Hi! Wait.
- 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:05,163 - You're, um... You're a potato? - Well, I'm a spud?
- 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,956 And the antenna...
- 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,751 - Oh, my God, you're Spud-nik! - Yes!
- 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,212 Marry her.
- 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,632 Okay, here's a good one for you.
- 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,593 Who do you think would win a fight between Ross and Chandler?
- 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,262 I can't answer that. Chandler's my husband.
- 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,932 - So Ross? - Yeah.
- 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,435 - Hey, beautiful. - Hello, handsome.
- 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,937 Oh, God.
- 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,942 Aw, look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
- 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,569 - Two weeks ago. - Two weeks, that's it?
- 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:40,573 I know. It sounds crazy, and it's not like me to do something impulsive.
- 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,660 But she's so perfect, and we have so much in common.
- 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,911 Oh, really?
- 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,497 - We're both teachers. - Huh?
- 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,377 - And we were both in the Peace Corps. - Peace Corps, really?
- 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,799 In fact, when we were building houses in Uruguay...
- 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,386 ...we were just two towns apart and we never met.
- 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:05,515 Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left.
- 00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,854 - Shall we get me really drunk? - Sure.
- 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,482 Ha, ha. Ugh.
- 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,695 Howdy, doodie.
- 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,822 That's funny, yeah.
- 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:25,869 You're the funniest man here in a bunny costume his wife made him wear.
- 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,540 Relax, man. Relax. You're looking a little flushed.
- 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,339 Hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.
- 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,634 - What question? - Who could kick whose ass in a fight...
- 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:42,886 ...you or Ross?
- 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:47,056 - There's no question. - So you think Ross too?
- 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,353 - You picked Ross? - Ross is really strong.
- 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:56,691 He's the strongest out of all three of you. Except for Joey.
- 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:02,864 - I can not believe you didn't pick me. - In her defense, she's right. I am stronger.
- 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,116 I would destroy you.
- 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:09,996 Oh, really? You think you're stronger? Why don't you prove it?
- 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,666 Oh, I'll prove it. I'll prove it like a theorem!
- 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:17,128 All right! Okay, stop it. Stop it!
- 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,380 Stop! No one's gonna fight.
- 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:23,218 People came to see a fight, let's give them what they came for!
- 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:29,682 - You guys could arm-wrestle. - Yeah, listen to the slutty nurse.
- 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,394 - You're going down. - Oh, yeah? You're going further down.
- 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:34,771 Downtown!
- 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,899 Seriously, guys, the trash talk is embarrassing.
- 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,911 Oh, Gunther, you brought candy. Thank you so much for picking this up.
- 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,997 - You are so sweet. - Really?
- 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:57,210 Someday, you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.
- 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,920 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,089 - Got to go. BOY: Trick or treat.
- 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:05,176 Hi! Wow! There you go.
- 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,721 My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money.
- 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:13,309 Oh, yeah, we were, but, um, now we've got candy.
- 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:16,604 I'd rather have the money.
- 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,650 Well, that's not your choice. Happy Halloween!
- 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,193 This isn't fair.
- 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,780 Is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you stuff?
- 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,949 Shut up!
- 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,742 You shut up!
- 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:35,790 - You can't tell me to shut up. - Uh, I think I just did.
- 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,376 And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!
- 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,546 - Uh, Rach. - No, I got it. I'm good. I got it.
- 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,134 Wait, I had one more thing to say.
- 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,927 Oh, right. Shut up.
- 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,722 You're a mean old woman.
- 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,765 Oh, wait! No. Shut... Don't cry!
- 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,059 Let me get my checkbook!
- 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,395 Honey, you don't have to do this.
- 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,440 It's the strength you have inside that means the most to me.
- 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:04,903 You're loyal, you're honest and you have integrity.
- 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,156 That's the strength I want in the man I love.
- 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,451 That means nothing to me. Come on!
- 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,077 Ugh.
- 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,204 - Hi, liar. - Hey.
- 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,499 You know, the only reason he's marrying you...
- 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,878 ...is because he thinks the things you were saying were true.
- 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,631 - They could be true. - But they're not.
- 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,216 Yeah. It's a fine line, huh?
- 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,012 - Why are you lying to him? - I don't know.
- 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:36,017 He said he did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it was fun.
- 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,310 ERIC: Honey?
- 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:42,357 It's a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now!
- 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:45,193 She's helped so many people quit smoking.
- 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,695 URSULA: We'd better get going.
- 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,823 - You have a church group meeting. - Right.
- 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:58,081 - Well, it was nice meeting you. - You too.
- 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,961 And, Ursula, it was really nice meeting you tonight!
- 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,130 Pheebs, come on! Bunny versus Doodie. We're waiting!
- 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,595 Okay, guys. One match, winner take all.
- 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,265 Wait. What does the winner get?
- 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,309 - Pride. - And dignity.
- 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,187 Heh. Okay, if you say so.
- 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,398 All right, ready, set, go!
- 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,941 [BOTH GRUNTING]
- 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,734 JOEY: Come on!
- 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,361 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
- 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:38,830 - Wow, they're both really strong. - Or equally weak.
- 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,834 Oh, God. Chandler's making his sex face.
- 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:53,720 - So you getting tired? - No. I could do this all day.
- 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,264 Yeah. Me too.
- 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,561 - Getting a little tired, though. - God, I'm exhausted.
- 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:07,859 This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona's standing right there.
- 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:13,114 Oh, God, she's talking to Joey! You've got to let me win!
- 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,075 No way. Let me win. My wife thinks I'm a wimp.
- 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,827 Hey, at least you have a wife.
- 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,622 I keep getting divorces and knocking people up.
- 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,294 And I'm dressed as doodie.
- 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:32,300 - You're Spud-nik. - Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie.
- 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,095 - Please? She's watching. - Ugh.
- 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,474 - Fine. - Thanks.
- 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:40,683 [BOTH GROAN]
- 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,061 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah!
- 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,812 Yay!
- 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,731 My hero!
- 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,232 You're a weird lady.
- 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,448 - Hey, Ursula said she left her purse. - Oh.
- 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:59,410 What a relief. It has the numbers of the people in her prayer chain.
- 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,204 I'm sure it does. Yeah. Yeah.
- 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,748 Well, guess I'll see you at the wedding.
- 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:10,046 Um, listen. I don't think I'm gonna make it to the wedding.
- 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:14,008 - I wish you all the luck in the world. - We'll be okay.
- 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:18,513 It's so perfect, and she's been saving herself for me.
- 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:24,310 - I can't let you do this. She's lying to you. - What?
- 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:28,689 She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me.
- 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:32,193 Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain.
- 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:36,322 But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan.
- 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:42,995 Here's the name tag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress.
- 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,540 Not a teacher, a waitress.
- 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,668 Here's her driver's license. She always lies about this.
- 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,963 - How old did she say she was? - She told me she was 25.
- 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,882 Aw. I almost don't want to show you this.
- 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,428 Just remember, I'm a minute younger.
- 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,641 I am so stupid.
- 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,811 Of course she's lying. She's not a teacher.
- 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:12,483 There's no such thing as a "Top Secret School for the Children of Spies."
- 00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,863 No, you're not stupid.
- 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,823 I'm not smart.
- 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:27,915 I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once.
- 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,293 - To be romantic. - That's good.
- 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,838 You should be impulsive and you should be romantic.
- 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,215 Just, you did it with the wrong person.
- 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,722 - What? - It's weird, two people look so alike.
- 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,515 And so different.
- 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,145 URSULA: Eric! Let's go!
- 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,192 - Better go deal with it. - Yeah, you should.
- 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,783 URSULA: Hurry up! I gotta pray!
- 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,086 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,381 Well, I had to give the kid 50 bucks to stop crying.
- 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,719 - That's not so bad. - I also had to go to a couple houses...
- 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,763 ...as his girlfriend.
- 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,141 Ugh, I am just awful with children.
- 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:31,729 Come on, you're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween.
- 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,649 They're all greedy, hopped up on sugar.
- 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,402 - Really? That's all it is? - Absolutely.
- 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:45,076 Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays.
- 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:48,412 They get crazy during the summer too.
- 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,124 And any time they're hungry or sleepy.
- 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,585 Kids are tough. Good luck with that. Pfft.
- 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,510 Look, I wanted to tell you, I'm sorry you lost.
- 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:06,472 Oh, listen. I got a secret for you. I let him win.
- 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,850 - Heh, heh. - Was that a secret, or a lie?
- 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,353 - No, I let him... Ross? - Yeah?
- 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,730 Would you tell her I let you win, please?
- 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:18,150 Oh, yeah, uh, Chandler let me win.
- 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:24,156 No, Chandler's really strong. Oh, my arm is so sore. Oh, nurse?
- 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:29,120 I am strong. I'll show you.
- 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,913 Chandler, please.
- 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,999 Oh, what's the matter? Are you scared?
- 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,584 Let's go, big bunny!
- 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,338 One, two, three. Go!
- 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,096 I'm gonna kill myself.
- 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,020 [English - US - SDH]
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