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Эпизод с красным свитером
The One with the Red Sweater
Сезон: 08Серия: 02
Описание
Рэйчел отказывается раскрывать личность отца ребенка, пока не расскажет ему об этом. Джои рассказывает Монике и Фиби о неизвестном парне, который переспал с Рэйчел несколько недель назад и оставил после себя красный свитер. Фиби думает, что это свитер Тага Джонса, и организует встречу между ним и Рэйчел. Росс и Чендлер пытаются воссоздать фотографии со свадебного приема, после того как Чендлер теряет одноразовые фотоаппараты. Моника открывает все свадебные подарки, не дожидаясь Чендлера. Моника, Джои и Фиби узнают, что Таг не является отцом ребенка Рэйчел. Пока они все еще размышляют над этой загадкой, появляется Росс и забирает свой «потерянный» красный свитер, не подозревая о его значении.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:07,172 Listen, you know what? Sir, for the last time, I don't care what the computer says.
- 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:10,801 We did not take a bag of Meshugga Nuts from the minibar.
- 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:14,763 And we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little.
- 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:17,641 - Hey. - Oh.
- 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:21,478 - Joey, were you in our room last night? - No.
- 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:32,614 I was told the name of the movie would not appear on the bill.
- 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:38,954 - Hi, we're checking out of the bridal suite. - That's right, I'm no longer a bride.
- 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:43,208 I'll never be a bride again. Now I'm just someone's wife.
- 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:47,087 And I'm the happiest guy in the world.
- 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:52,051 Come on, honey. Don't be upset. We have so much to look forward to.
- 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,886 Yeah, right.
- 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,972 - The honeymoon. - That's not till Thursday.
- 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,767 - The wedding pictures. - Those won't be ready weeks.
- 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:05,773 - Not the disposable cameras from the tables. - That's true! I knew I married you for a reason!
- 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:10,027 I'll tell you what. I will go get them developed, and you can go home.
- 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,404 [JOEY CHUCKLING]
- 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:18,577 - What? What did you take a picture of? - Nothing. It was something.
- 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:22,331 Okay, Ross has the cameras. Is he checked out yet?
- 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:25,667 Are you joking? Checkout is not till noon.
- 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:30,172 - And he has a good 11 minutes left. - So?
- 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:33,550 So Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
- 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,469 Yeah, one time when we were dating...
- 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:40,057 ...we got a late checkout, he got so excited, it was the best sex we ever had.
- 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:43,852 Until he screamed out "Radisson" at the end.
- 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,816 Okay, I'm gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed.
- 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:50,526 [JOEY CHUCKLES]
- 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,363 Thirty-two, Joe. You're 32!
- 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:59,284 - Here's a copy of your bill. - Oh, thanks.
- 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:02,704 Champagne, strawberries...
- 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:08,544 Oh, my God! I can't believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night.
- 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,464 Yeah, that's sad.
- 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,383 Meshugga Nut?
- 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,507 [KNOCKS ON DOOR]
- 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,384 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:02,139 Soaps, shampoos. Are you really taking all this stuff?
- 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:07,853 - Why not? It's built into the price of the room. - Yeah, but you don't need...
- 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:11,106 - What is this? - Thread.
- 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,109 Score!
- 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:18,488 - Where are the disposable cameras? - What disposable cameras?
- 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,699 Last night I asked you to take them.
- 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:25,037 - No, you didn't. - Yes, before we cut the cake, I said...
- 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,956 Yeah, you came up to me and asked me for a favor.
- 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:31,001 And then my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check.
- 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:34,963 Then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?"
- 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,382 [LAUGHS]
- 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:43,388 - Yeah, then you did that. - So you don't have the cameras?
- 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,307 - No, sorry. - So what? What?
- 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,810 - They're gone? Monica's gonna freak! - I'm sure they're here somewhere.
- 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:50,437 I'll help you look.
- 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,981 - Great. - In three minutes.
- 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,415 - Hey - Hey.
- 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,752 Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?
- 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,337 No.
- 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,467 They're calling out to me.
- 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,637 This little guy even crawled up in my lap.
- 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,682 Come on, Chandler wouldn't mind if I opened just one present.
- 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:27,975 What do you think it is?
- 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:34,189 A mirror that when you look into it, you see yourself as an old woman.
- 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,361 A tiny salt shaker!
- 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:43,407 Oh, my God, for tiny salt!
- 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,368 Oh, wow! Okay, that was fun.
- 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:47,577 Oh, yeah.
- 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:50,539 I'm just gonna wait for Chandler to open up the rest of them.
- 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,499 - Okay. - Whoo!
- 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:58,588 Although, you know, this is part of a salt-and-pepper set.
- 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:02,009 So I guess it may just count as half a present. What do you think?
- 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:06,596 Well, I guess it's okay to open one more if it's part of a set. It's probably this one.
- 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,682 Or this one!
- 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:11,977 Hi.
- 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:16,356 - How you feeling? Got any morning sickness? - Shh! The guys don't know yet, do they?
- 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:20,152 No. Joey and Ross don't know anything, and Chandler thinks Phoebe's pregnant.
- 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,363 That's right. Chandler does still think I'm pregnant.
- 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:27,534 He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling, or offered to carry my bags.
- 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:30,287 I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.
- 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,292 After you, of course.
- 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:39,254 Don't worry. I promise that you will only have to be pregnant a few more hours.
- 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,089 I'm going to tell the father today.
- 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:44,301 Is it someone in this building? That tall guy from the first floor?
- 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:48,180 - Eww! No! - What? I think he's cute.
- 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:51,683 - Well, then you have his baby. - Believe me, I'm trying.
- 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:56,438 Wow. It's so weird. You're gonna tell this guy today...
- 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,107 ...and he has no idea what's gonna happen.
- 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:04,112 Yeah. You're just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever.
- 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:07,783 You're like Ed McMahon, except without the big check.
- 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,660 Or the raw sexual magnetism.
- 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:17,459 - Yeah, I guess it is pretty big news. - Pretty big? It's huge!
- 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:21,004 God, this guy doesn't have a clue. He's walking around thinking:
- 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:23,799 "I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!"
- 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:28,011 Then, bam! He's a father, everything's different.
- 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:32,349 Well, it's only different if he wants it to be. I'm not gonna ask him for anything.
- 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,602 Then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he's thinking:
- 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,772 "Do I want to be a dad?" Then, bam!
- 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:43,610 - What was that "bam"? - I don't know. He's hit by a bus.
- 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:47,656 RACHEL: Hi. - Hey.
- 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:52,452 Joey, what would you do if someone you slept with told you she was pregnant?
- 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,001 Who called here?
- 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:06,425 Did she sound blond? Any accent? I gotta make a call.
- 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,844 Should have never walked into that Sunglass Hut!
- 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:12,848 Oh, Joey! Joey! It's not you! You didn't get anyone pregnant.
- 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:17,769 Why would you scare me like that? What the hell's going on?
- 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:22,232 Is somebody pregnant?
- 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:25,986 Oh, yeah! That's me.
- 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:31,366 Oh, my God, Pheebs! You're gonna have a baby?
- 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,201 Yes, I am.
- 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:36,246 Oh, my God, I'm gonna have a baby!
- 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:41,042 - Wait, who's the father? - You don't know him.
- 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:45,046 He wants nothing to do with me or the baby.
- 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:53,472 Who is this guy? Who is he? Because I'll track him down and kick his ass!
- 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,057 - David Linn. - David Linn!
- 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:59,227 David Linn! David Linn!
- 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:04,441 - Who's David Linn? - Some guy from my gym. A little annoying.
- 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:13,241 - Chandler? - Hey. Did you find the cameras?
- 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,659 No. Did you?
- 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:18,288 Yes, that's why I'm under the table. Celebrating.
- 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,208 I checked in the lost and found.
- 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,627 I talked to the manager. No one's turned them in.
- 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:28,632 Great. Those cameras were the only thing that will cheer Monica up. She's depressed.
- 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:31,593 You guys just got married. Why is she so depressed?
- 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:35,347 All my energy is going into not asking that question.
- 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:40,352 - I can't believe I screwed this up! - I'm sorry, man.
- 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:46,566 Here's a thought. This is the same ballroom.
- 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:50,278 There's a band. There's gonna be plenty of dressed up people.
- 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:53,615 Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
- 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:59,871 No, we buy more of these at the gift shop, throw our tuxes on and take a few pictures.
- 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,749 All have to do is make sure not to get people's faces.
- 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,626 Are you serious?
- 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:07,212 I'm just thinking about your new bride.
- 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,757 Okay? Do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
- 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,135 Marriage advice? Really?
- 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:18,682 I'm telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding.
- 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,310 - Aren't these the same flowers? - I don't know. Monica picked them.
- 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,813 - The chairs? - Those too.
- 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:26,773 - The place settings? - Her.
- 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,026 - What did you do? - I was in charge of the cameras.
- 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,195 - Gift shop? - Mm.
- 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,576 Hey.
- 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:41,121 - Did you do it yet? - Not yet.
- 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:45,041 Then what are you doing here? Are you about to do it?
- 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,419 - Is it Gunther? - No...
- 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:53,383 - It's not Gunther! - Thank God. That hair on a baby?
- 00:09:54,969 --> 00:10:00,599 The father is not here. I haven't told him, and I don't think I can now.
- 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,726 - Why not? - Now let me think.
- 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:08,023 I was walking down the street, thinking, "I'm gonna tell the father today." And then, bam!
- 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,483 Bus?
- 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:16,865 No, you! You freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is.
- 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,117 - But it is huge. - I know.
- 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:22,203 But I was just thinking about how huge it was for me.
- 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,040 I didn't go to how huge this is gonna be for the father.
- 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,584 You're thinking about this way too much.
- 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,003 Just tell him and get it over with.
- 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:34,257 It's like ripping off this Band-Aid, quick and painless. Watch.
- 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,551 Oh, mother of...!
- 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,597 See?
- 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:50,982 - Ooh. Are we opening presents? - No. I shouldn't have even opened these.
- 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,735 Joey, I am out of control!
- 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,196 You have to do me a favor.
- 00:10:56,364 --> 00:11:01,117 No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present.
- 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,286 - Okay? - Okay.
- 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,415 - Give me one more. - Okay.
- 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:14,422 - Hey. - Oh, good. You're here. Pheebs? Listen...
- 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:18,426 - Sit down, I got something I want to say. - All right.
- 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,431 Um...
- 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:29,270 It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom.
- 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:34,693 Now, I always felt that you and I have a special bond.
- 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:41,282 So, Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
- 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,288 Oh, my God!
- 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:51,418 - Joey! - Oh, yeah, I'll marry you.
- 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:57,841 - You can't marry him! - Hey, lady, your day's over, it's my turn.
- 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,593 - Phoebe! - What? Why can't she marry me?
- 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,346 I can and I will.
- 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:08,643 She's not pregnant. It's Rachel. Rachel's the one who's pregnant, okay.
- 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,312 - Oh, my God! - Hey.
- 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,232 He'd notice when you didn't have a baby in nine months!
- 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,818 It's Joey!
- 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:18,862 [MOUTHS] I love you.
- 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,867 I can't believe it! Rachel's pregnant?
- 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,869 - Yeah. - Who's the father?
- 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,996 We don't know.
- 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,001 - I wonder if it's that dude. - There's a dude?
- 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,044 - Yeah. - Who is it?
- 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:41,217 A month ago this guy spent the night. I didn't see who it was, but...
- 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,641 Was that story over?
- 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,773 The guy left this.
- 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:59,194 Oh, my God! I know who the father is.
- 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,367 People have got to finish their stories.
- 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,753 - Excuse me. Could you take a picture of us? - Oh. Of course.
- 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:26,221 - Would you take one of us? - Uh. Yeah, sure.
- 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,264 Click.
- 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,893 - It didn't click. - I heard it.
- 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,563 - But there was no flash. - Why won't you take our picture?
- 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,316 Yeah, I'll take your picture.
- 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:45,406 - Your finger was covering the lens. - Who are you, Ansel Adams? Get out of here!
- 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,748 Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before...
- 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,960 ...so I called the father and asked him to meet you here. Go!
- 00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:01,172 What? Wait a minute. How do you even know who the father is?
- 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,759 I may play the fool at times...
- 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:09,430 ...but I'm more than a pretty blond with an ass that won't quit.
- 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,602 I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.
- 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,563 Oh, God.
- 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,816 - Oh. He's in there right now? - Uh-huh.
- 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:24,529 You can turn around, or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off.
- 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,947 What do you wanna do?
- 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,617 - Let's rip. - Really? Are you sure?
- 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,161 - Phoebe! - Okay. Sorry. Yeah.
- 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,624 Hey, Rach.
- 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,551 Go on-stage. I'll get a picture of you doing the speech.
- 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,052 Okay. Okay.
- 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,979 [GLASSES CLINKING]
- 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:09,741 Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre please see the front desk?
- 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,493 Your car is about to be towed.
- 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,582 That's my car!
- 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,252 - A '95 LeSabre? - Yes.
- 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,213 - A green LeSabre? - Yes!
- 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:30,803 - I'm sorry, I meant blue. - Yes, green-blue.
- 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,643 Well, go. Go move it!
- 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,688 - Okay. Ready for the last picture? - Yeah.
- 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,106 Get ready to run.
- 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,406 Congratulations on your wedding.
- 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,790 So, what's this about?
- 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,626 Rachel has something that she wants to tell you.
- 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,922 And I believe that this is your red sweater.
- 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:10,218 No, this is my red sweater.
- 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,305 Oh, no.
- 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,560 Could I get anyone a coffee?
- 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,940 Or poison? No? Just for me? Okay.
- 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,235 What's going on?
- 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:31,489 Nothing. Phoebe kind of made a mistake.
- 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:36,494 But you do wear that sweater a lot. Are you involved in some kind of dare?
- 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,331 I'm actually glad Phoebe called.
- 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,756 I know we broke up because you thought I wasn't mature enough...
- 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:52,468 ...but I've really grown up. And I think we should get back together.
- 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,804 It's just not the right time.
- 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,640 - It is the right time. - Okay.
- 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,809 - I'm ready for more. - Tag.
- 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,311 Come on, Rach. Let's give it another try.
- 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,024 - I'm having a baby. - Oh.
- 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,451 - You can go. - Thank you.
- 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,833 I don't know how any of these got opened!
- 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:29,547 - You opened them all? - I know, I am a terrible person.
- 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,675 Chandler's never gonna trust me with anything ever again.
- 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,221 - Hey! You got my parents' gift. - Yeah. What is that?
- 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,475 I don't know. I think it does something to salami.
- 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,230 - Hey. How'd it go? - Yeah. What did Tag say?
- 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,650 Tag is not the father. And Joey knows now?
- 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,905 I do, Rach. I do. And I'm so happy for you.
- 00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,119 Oh. Wow, you didn't even try to unhook my bra.
- 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,166 So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?
- 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,086 I will, I'm just not up for it tonight.
- 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:12,131 Hey, Rach, listen. No matter what he says, you're not gonna be alone.
- 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,716 - I'm not? - No.
- 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,719 Listen, I, uh...
- 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:22,683 It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom.
- 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:23,893 Aww.
- 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,064 I've always felt like you and I have this special bond.
- 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,110 - Rachel Green, will you marry me? - What?
- 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,903 - What? - What?!
- 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,032 - Pheebs, give me the ring back. - No!
- 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,495 Joey, you're so sweet. You are so, so sweet, honey.
- 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,789 But I'm not looking for a husband.
- 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,419 I understand.
- 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:55,716 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and lie down.
- 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,349 I can't say that didn't hurt.
- 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:09,939 - But I'll take you back, Joey. - About that, I...
- 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,359 - Ohh, a Salami Buddy! - There you go!
- 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,404 - We're back! MONICA: Great.
- 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:20,032 We're hanging in the kitchen. Let's stay in the kitchen.
- 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:24,537 - It's picture time. - You're gonna love these.
- 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,581 Here's a picture of Ross.
- 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,375 And that's me.
- 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,129 And that's me and Ross.
- 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:38,509 Aww. And here's our first kiss as a married couple.
- 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,554 Wow. That is a great picture.
- 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:46,100 Yeah. And interesting, because I found the cameras in one of our bags.
- 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,273 Huh. Didn't see that coming.
- 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,568 Okay, so this isn't the picture of our first kiss...
- 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:59,822 ...but it is a picture of my first kiss with this lady.
- 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:06,829 Which, by the look on your face, I'm sure you'll remember, so there's no need...
- 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,249 I'll take the real pictures to them developed.
- 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,543 - That'd be a good idea. - Okay.
- 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,593 You opened all the presents without me? We were gonna do that together.
- 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,012 You kissed another woman?
- 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,307 - Call it even? - Okay.
- 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:37,318 - Well, I'm gonna go get these in some water. - You stole those from that wedding?
- 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:41,989 No, the hotel lobby. They think they can charge me for some dirty movie...
- 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:45,743 ...and a bag of Meshugga Nuts they got another thing coming!
- 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,123 Hey, my sweater!
- 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,004 I've been looking for this for like a month.
- 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,719 BOTH: Oh, my God!
- 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,395 Oh, my God!
- 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:23,447 - Hey, how you doing? - Good. Long time no see.
- 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,827 - Like your sweater. - Oh. Hey. Right back at you.
- 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,537 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:35,418 - It's crazy about Rachel. - Yeah. Well, she's one crazy lady.
- 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:41,173 - So whose is it? - Um, I don't know, some Italian guy.
- 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,053 Come on, read your own label. See you later.
- 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,931 - Okay. - He is so weird.
- 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,228 [English - US - SDH]
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