Эпизод после слов «Я согласен»
Описание
Все думают, что Моника беременна, но её отрицание быстро переключает внимание на Фиби, которая утверждает, что беременна, чтобы прикрыть Рейчел, которая ждёт ребёнка. Когда Моника понимает, что это Рейчел, она и Фиби заставляют её сделать дополнительный тест, чтобы подтвердить это. Фиби сначала говорит, что новый тест «отрицательный», что расстраивает и разочаровывает Рейчел. Затем Фиби говорит, что он положительный, и что Рейчел теперь знает, что она на самом деле чувствует по поводу рождения ребёнка. Чендлер удивляет Монику, сообщив, что взял уроки танцев для свадебного приёма, но его скользкие туфли оставляют его совсем неуклюжим. Джои пытается произвести впечатление на кавалера миссис Бинг, бродвейского режиссёра. Росс знакомится на приёме с красивой женщиной по имени Мона. Он меняет свой номер места на её стол, но, перепутав номера, оказывается за детским столом, а затем ему приходится танцевать с маленькими девочками, что впечатляет Мону.
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- 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:06,380 PHOTOGRAPHER: Great. Great. Just give me a sec to change film.
- 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:11,468 Okay. I know I'm not supposed to know, but I do and I am so excited for you.
- 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:14,471 - Why? What's going on? - Monica's pregnant.
- 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,143 Oh, my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?
- 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:22,771 - Guys, I'm not pregnant! - Ah, slow swimmers?
- 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,444 What? What do you mean? You're not pregnant?
- 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:32,197 - You didn't tell anybody I was, did you? - No.
- 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:34,241 I'll be right back.
- 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:37,870 Now why don't we get a shot of Monica and the bloody soldier?
- 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,998 Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
- 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,000 I can't. I don't have any other clothes.
- 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:47,838 Find some. Please! Anything that doesn't say, "I died tragically in France."
- 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:52,426 Then why don't we see the bride and the groom, and the bridesmaids?
- 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,930 Hey, Mon? Why did you tell the guys that you weren't pregnant?
- 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,182 Because I'm not.
- 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:01,727 We found your test in the trash. If you're not pregnant...
- 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,609 ...it's because I am.
- 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,987 BOTH: What are you talking about?
- 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:15,199 Yes. Ahem. I am with child.
- 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:19,828 And I didn't wanna say anything because it's your day.
- 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:23,415 - I didn't wanna steal your thunder. - So you told people I was pregnant?
- 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,919 Does this look like a conversation I wanna remember?
- 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,505 - Who's the father? - Yeah.
- 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,548 I can't say.
- 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,675 - Why? - Why not?
- 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:37,596 I can't say because he's famous.
- 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,182 Oh, my God, who is it?
- 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:44,103 Come on, you have to tell us.
- 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:47,689 Okay, okay. It's James Brolin.
- 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:51,819 James Brolin is the father of my baby.
- 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:55,072 As in, Barbra Streisand's husband, James Brolin?
- 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:59,701 What? He never said that to me.
- 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:41,285 Monica, if you can step away, we'll get Chandler and the bridesmaids.
- 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:43,078 How about just the bridesmaids?
- 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,039 I am the groom. I was told it was kind of a big deal.
- 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,375 PHOEBE: It is. RACHEL: Yeah.
- 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,588 - Oh, my God! - Thank you for doing that.
- 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:54,715 I just can't deal with this just quite yet.
- 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:58,719 - So instead you told me Monica was pregnant? - You did, I just didn't disagree.
- 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,305 - Sneaky! - Yeah.
- 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,765 PHOTOGRAPHER: Smile, ladies! - Ohh.
- 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:07,853 - By the way, James Brolin? - Ugh. I know.
- 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:12,065 I could only think of two names: Him and Ed Begley Jr. And then...
- 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,819 I remembered he's gay, so...
- 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:19,948 - Ed Begley Jr. Is not gay. - Really?
- 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,996 [BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]
- 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:33,462 Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure...
- 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,589 ...to introduce to you for the first time:
- 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:38,759 Mr. And Mrs. Chandler Bing!
- 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:49,186 - Before we go out there, I got a present for you. - I'm not gonna put my hand in your pocket.
- 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:50,812 - No. - No?
- 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,981 - I've been taking dancing lessons. - What?
- 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:56,735 Yeah, for the last 6 weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you'd never forget.
- 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,904 Aww. That is so sweet!
- 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:02,616 So would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?
- 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,910 - Yes. - Okay.
- 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:12,501 - What's the matter? - These new shoes are all slippery.
- 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:15,796 - Are you going to be able to do this? - Not well.
- 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,681 Well, the good news is I don't think anyone's looking at us.
- 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:30,894 - So you ready to talk about it? - No.
- 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:34,398 Now?
- 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,567 No.
- 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,695 Okay, we'll talk about something else.
- 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,321 - Thank you. - Who's the father?
- 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:44,741 Uh. Look, honey, I haven't told him yet...
- 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:47,953 ...so until I do, I don't think I should tell anybody else.
- 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:52,082 Yeah. That's fine. That's fair. Is it Tag?
- 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,667 Ugh. Phoebe!
- 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,752 - Okay. I'm sorry, I'll stop. - Okay.
- 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,462 Is it Ross? It's Ross, isn't it?
- 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,549 - Oh, my God, it's Joey! - Honey, stop it, okay?
- 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,759 I'm not going to tell you until I tell him.
- 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:05,804 Ah-ha! At least we know it's a him.
- 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,979 Oh, sweet lord.
- 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,188 I'm sorry, okay?
- 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,734 I went down to the gift shop, and it was either this or a bathrobe.
- 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:22,529 Look, what's more important? The way I'm dressed or me being with you today?
- 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:26,575 Honey, I'm not even going to pretend I was listening. Hey! Hey.
- 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:33,540 Hi.
- 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:37,669 I'm Ross. I don't believe we've met. I'm Monica's older brother.
- 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:41,381 - Hi, I'm Mona from her restaurant. - Oh.
- 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,885 Hello, "Mona from her restaurant."
- 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,892 Mona. What a beautiful name.
- 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,561 You think so? I always kind of hated it.
- 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,147 - Aw, come on! Mona Lisa? - Uh-huh.
- 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,775 Mona...
- 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,610 ...Klegglachen?
- 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,238 The famous botanist. Huh?
- 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,867 Oh, no. She's... Well, she's dead now.
- 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:13,997 But supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
- 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,707 - Really? - Yeah.
- 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:20,587 - Well, see, I never knew about her. - Linda Klegglachen...
- 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,426 So, what table are you at?
- 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,554 Oh, heh, me too.
- 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,808 Good. There will be someone who likes my name.
- 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,851 Yes, there will.
- 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:46,738 Guess what, Molly Gilbert. You've just been bumped up to table one.
- 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:51,660 And if it's all right with you, I'm gonna take your place at table six.
- 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:54,329 Martin Klegglachen!
- 00:06:55,957 --> 00:07:01,378 That's better. Just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Look straight ahead.
- 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:04,339 Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it.
- 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:12,848 Chandler, darling. Look, my date has finally arrived. I'd like you to meet Dennis Phillips.
- 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:15,183 - Congratulations. - Thanks.
- 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:19,020 Dennis is a dear old friend. And a fantastic lover.
- 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:23,233 Bravo, Dennis, thanks for pleasing my mother so.
- 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:27,988 I'm so sorry I missed the ceremony. I was stuck at auditions.
- 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,574 Dennis is directing a new Broadway show.
- 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:33,034 Hi, I don't believe we've met. Joey Tribbiani.
- 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:36,246 - Dennis Phillips. - Wow. I've admired your work for years.
- 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:37,914 You've done some amazing stuff.
- 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:41,334 Thank you. Excuse me, I'll get myself a drink.
- 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,336 I'll be back in a moment.
- 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:46,673 Dennis Phillips! That's great! How did you guys meet?
- 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:48,508 Well, you know, it's a funny story.
- 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,595 Funny "ha-ha," or funny "boom, uh-oh!"
- 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:04,399 Thank you very much. Now if everyone will please take their seats, dinner will be served.
- 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:15,869 Hey.
- 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:21,333 - Uh, I thought you were at table six. - Uh, no. Nine.
- 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:27,964 Ohh. See, before, when you showed it to me, you held it that way...
- 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:32,052 ...which was misleading.
- 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:36,473 Well... I'll... um...
- 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:44,397 Hello.
- 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:55,200 Chandler! Will you see if your mom can give my résumé to Dennis Phillips?
- 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:58,620 Because if I can get into a Broadway show, I would've done it all:
- 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,121 Film, television and theater.
- 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:03,583 The only thing left would be radio, and that's just for ugly people.
- 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,421 - What size shoes do you wear? - Uh, eleven. Eleven and a half.
- 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:11,299 Great. My shoes are giving me a problem on the dance floor.
- 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:16,972 - Can I borrow the boots from your costume? - I don't know where I left those, so...
- 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:21,893 - Those aren't eleven and a half. - Okay, fine, I'm a 7!
- 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:26,064 All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good! I'll show you!
- 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:33,613 - Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant? - Let's not talk about that now.
- 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:37,701 - This is so huge. - Sure, but as big as your wedding?
- 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,161 Of course not. Nothing is.
- 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,914 - Wow. Between me and you? - Yeah.
- 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:46,501 In this day and age, how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?
- 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:50,839 Hey, sometimes you can do everything right, wear what you're supposed to...
- 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:53,717 ...and one of those little guys just gets through.
- 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:58,096 - How? - I don't know, maybe they have tools.
- 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:03,018 Well, I talked to her, and she's definitely gonna have this baby.
- 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:06,104 She's gonna raise it on her own.
- 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,691 Well, maybe that's really brave.
- 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,527 I just hope she realizes how hard it's gonna be.
- 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:18,116 Maybe she hasn't really thought it through that much.
- 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,369 There's a lot to think about.
- 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:26,291 How is she gonna handle this financially? How is she gonna juggle work?
- 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:31,212 Does she realize she's not gonna have a date again for the next 18 years?
- 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:37,093 I don't know.
- 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,472 Are you okay?
- 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:41,931 Mm-hm.
- 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:46,686 I'm just thinking about Phoebe. Poor, knocked-up Phoebe.
- 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:51,483 - Champagne? - Oh, yes. Thank you very much. Whew.
- 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:07,457 That's actually how the French drink it.
- 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:17,926 Well, I just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin.
- 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:20,762 - Really? - Yes.
- 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,264 And apparently, he is married to some singer.
- 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:30,271 But he said he'd leave her for me. So I said, "Are you sure?"
- 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:33,108 - And James Brolin said... - Rachel's the one who's pregnant?
- 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,818 What?
- 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,446 Why bother?
- 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,282 How do you feel?
- 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,993 I don't know how I feel. This is all happening so fast.
- 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:47,288 I have to make all these decisions that I don't want to make.
- 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:50,041 Mm! Oh! Someone take this away from me!
- 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:53,795 - Calm down. Maybe you're not pregnant. - What?
- 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:58,133 When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took the test three times.
- 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:03,012 Yes. Maybe it's a false-positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?
- 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,306 How many ways are there to do that?
- 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,561 I'm just saying, don't freak out until you're 100 percent sure.
- 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,981 I'll take it again at home.
- 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:16,067 You gotta take it now, as a present to me.
- 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,028 Okay. Thank you.
- 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:22,240 - I'll run out and get you one. - Aw, you girls are so great.
- 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,492 Wait a minute. Who's the father?
- 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,620 - She won't tell us. - Come on! It's my wedding.
- 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,122 That could be my present.
- 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:34,002 - Hey! I just gave you peeing on a stick. - See, this is why you register.
- 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,091 [SQUEAKING]
- 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:45,430 It was the chair again, okay? I'm not doing it!
- 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,099 It was... Look, I don't. You know what?
- 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,105 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,524 - Would you like to dance? - Sure.
- 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,067 - Yeah. - Oh, great.
- 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,363 - Dr. Geller? - I wasn't farting!
- 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,536 Uh, a little game from our table.
- 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:12,332 - Yes? - Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?
- 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,542 Oh. Um...
- 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,797 Maybe later. I'm about to dance with this lady.
- 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,799 Okay.
- 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,134 Ooooh.
- 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:28,431 Unless this lady wouldn't mind letting you go first.
- 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,476 I'd be happy to. You are very sweet.
- 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,729 Ohh. Yes, I am.
- 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:39,984 In fact, why don't we try it my special way. You can dance on my feet.
- 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,195 - Sure. - Yeah? Hop on.
- 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,494 - Is the pretty lady looking? - Uh-huh.
- 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,913 Keep dancing.
- 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,378 [EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING]
- 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,426 And the world will never know.
- 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:10,306 - Hey! Did you talk to Dennis? - Yes. I told him how talented you were.
- 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:15,603 - I told him all about Days ofour Lives. - No, you don't tell a Broadway guy that!
- 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:19,941 - Now he thinks I'm just a soap actor. - But you're not just a soap actor.
- 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,610 You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.
- 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,195 Hey.
- 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,582 - Thank you. - No, thank you, Miranda.
- 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:38,126 - Melinda. - All right.
- 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:43,006 - How cute was that? - Oh! Were you watching?
- 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,343 - Can I go next? - Uh...
- 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,221 Of course you can. Hop on.
- 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:53,725 Okay. But I get to hop on after her.
- 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,401 - I am so gonna score! - What?
- 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,904 I like your bow.
- 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:15,538 I'd like to propose a toast to Monica and Chandler...
- 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:19,834 ...the greatest couple in the world, and my best friends.
- 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:25,131 When I first found out they were getting married, I was a little angry.
- 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:29,510 I was like, "Why, God? How can you take them away from me?!"
- 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,475 But then I thought back over our memories together.
- 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,477 Some happy memories.
- 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,896 [LAUGHS]
- 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:44,525 Then there were some sad memories.
- 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,028 [SNIFFS]
- 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,072 I'm sorry.
- 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:53,284 And some scared memories. Whoa!
- 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,621 Huh?
- 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:03,544 And then I realized I'll always be their friend.
- 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:07,507 Their friend who can speak in many dialects...
- 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:11,469 ...has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity.
- 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,723 Oh... To the happy couple.
- 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,359 - That was nice. - Can we do it again?
- 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,152 No, no.
- 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:33,074 - So is it my turn? - I'm next.
- 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,701 Oh!
- 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:41,082 - That's okay, you can dance with her first. - Are you sure?
- 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,667 Okay.
- 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,461 - So what's your name? - Gert.
- 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,588 That's pretty.
- 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,925 Come on.
- 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,261 Whoa! Whoa!
- 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,723 What are you doing, Gert?
- 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,436 Dancing on your feet like the other girls did it.
- 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,731 Okay.
- 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,775 Hop on, Gert.
- 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:15,324 - Why aren't you moving your feet? - I'm trying.
- 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,663 Faster! You're not going fast enough!
- 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,665 Maybe I should stand on your feet!
- 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:31,632 So did you happen to catch my toast up there?
- 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,968 Oh, my God. That was for my benefit?
- 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,804 Well, I like to think there was something for everyone.
- 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:42,477 - I know you're casting for this new show. - Look, Joey, I don't think you're right for it.
- 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,897 See, that's where you're wrong. Whatever it is, I can do it.
- 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:51,110 - And if you didn't see it up there, just try me. - It's an all-Chinese cast.
- 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,528 Can you be Chinese?
- 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:59,285 - I'm not proud of this, but... - Oh, my God. No, please! Don't!
- 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,370 [BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]
- 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:05,500 - Ready to get back on the dance floor? - Did it turn into sand?
- 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:10,713 - Come on, I love this song. You'll be fine. - No, I won't.
- 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,425 Do you know why I took all those lessons?
- 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,261 For the first time, I didn't want you to be embarrassed...
- 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,515 ...to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.
- 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,892 Aww. Sweetie, you could never embarrass me.
- 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,853 Okay, you could easily embarrass me.
- 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,356 But it doesn't matter. Right?
- 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,982 I married you.
- 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:34,070 So I'm gonna dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on!
- 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,699 - Just try not to move your feet at all. - Oh.
- 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,708 There you go.
- 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,046 - Chandler, I'm gonna have you arrested. - Why?
- 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,840 You stole my moves.
- 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,221 - How much longer? - Thirty seconds.
- 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,430 Thirty seconds. Okay.
- 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,724 Did I miss it?
- 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:11,440 Rachel, I want you to know...
- 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:14,610 ...that if it's positive, we...
- 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,406 - I know. I know. - You do? Okay.
- 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,243 It's time.
- 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,787 ALL: No!
- 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:31,335 - Go ahead, Rach. - Oh, wait. You know what? I can't look at it.
- 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,713 I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me.
- 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,756 PHOEBE: Okay. - Okay.
- 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,762 It's negative.
- 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,433 - What? - It's negative.
- 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:51,063 Oh.
- 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,776 Well, there you go.
- 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,613 Whew!
- 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:05,119 That is... That is really great, great news.
- 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,292 Because the whole...
- 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:17,131 ...not being ready, the financial aspects, all that...
- 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:23,304 This is so just the way it was supposed to be.
- 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:29,143 Well then, great.
- 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,815 God. This is so stupid.
- 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:41,197 How can I be upset over something I never had?
- 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:42,823 It's negative?
- 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,326 No, it's positive.
- 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,335 - What? - It's not negative, it's positive.
- 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,130 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I lied before.
- 00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,590 Oh!
- 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,010 Oh, my God!
- 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:08,015 - Now you know how you really feel about it. - Oh! That's a risky little game.
- 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,853 Are you really gonna do this?
- 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:18,442 Yeah. I'm gonna have a baby.
- 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:23,197 I'm gonna have a baby!
- 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,874 - With who? - No, it's still not the time.
- 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,551 [BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]
- 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,137 I just didn't see the fast song coming.
- 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:50,808 Shh. Don't try to talk. We'll get you up to your room, soak your feet. You'll be okay.
- 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,227 - Oh, thank you. - That is so sweet!
- 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,812 - Yeah. - No, I mean it.
- 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,732 There's so few genuinely nice guys out there.
- 00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:58,983 Tell me about it.
- 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,111 I feel like I'm holding down the fort all by myself.
- 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,239 - It's Joey, right? - Yeah.
- 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,909 Wait a minute! No! I'm the nice one!
- 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:12,955 I'm the one that danced with the kids all night.
- 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,499 How small are your feet?
- 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,176 [English - US - SDH]
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