Эпизод со свадьбой Моники и Чендлера, Часть 2
Описание
Джоуи получает важную роль в крупном фильме о Первой мировой войне, учится искусству четкого произношения (и, соответственно, сплевывания) у своего знаменитого партнера по фильму (Гэри Олдман), а позже узнает, что должен работать в день свадьбы Моники и Чендлера. Страх перед обязательствами одолевает Чендлера, и он убегает до свадьбы. Фиби находит положительный тест на беременность в мусорном ведре в ванной Моники и предполагает, что это тест Моники. Джоуи радуется, что ему нужно снять всего одну сцену, прежде чем он сможет отправиться проводить свадебную церемонию, но его партнер по фильму появляется пьяным и портит ему шансы вовремя попасть на свадьбу. Чендлера в конце концов находят прячущимся в своем кабинете, но он снова исчезает, услышав, как Фиби и Рэйчел обсуждают предполагаемую беременность Моники. К счастью, он снова появляется и начинает смиряться с тем, что скоро станет отцом. Джоуи прибывает как раз вовремя, чтобы провести церемонию, все еще в своем костюме из фильма о Первой мировой войне. Чендлер и Моника наконец-то становятся мужем и женой, их свадьба проходит под песню "Everlong" группы Foo Fighters. В конце эпизода Чендлер сообщает Монике, что знает о ребенке. Моника удивлена и отрицает беременность, что поднимает вопрос о том, кто же беременна. Затем камера приближается к лицу Рэйчел, намекая, что тест на беременность принадлежит ей.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:03,419 Oh, my God.
- 00:00:03,586 --> 00:00:07,006 I know. Monica's gonna have a baby.
- 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:09,967 Can this count as her "something new"?
- 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,261 Oh, my God.
- 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:18,350 Do you think this is why Chandler took off?
- 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:22,855 She had to have just taken it. I took out the trash last night.
- 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:25,566 It's turning into the worst wedding ever.
- 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:30,279 The bride's pregnant, the groom's missing and I'm holding this.
- 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:35,951 Phoebe, we cannot tell anyone about this.
- 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,203 - Right. Yeah. - Okay?
- 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:41,874 Do you know what kind of birth control she uses?
- 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,125 No. Why?
- 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:47,379 Just for the future. This is hardly a commercial for it.
- 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:10,277 Anything?
- 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:13,822 No. I talked to Joey. He hasn't heard from him.
- 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,658 I talked to Chandler's parents again.
- 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:18,869 - You said he was missing? - No.
- 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,246 It seemed like I called to chat.
- 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:24,625 Pretty sure they both think I'm interested.
- 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,294 - We've got to tell her. - No, we can't.
- 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:29,797 She'll start getting ready soon.
- 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:34,301 Can't you stall her? I'll go to the places I went last night.
- 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:35,803 How much time?
- 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:38,722 How long before she has to get ready?
- 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,474 - One hour. - Give me two.
- 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,810 Then why do you ask?
- 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,647 - Wish me luck. - I'm going with you.
- 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:48,398 Why?
- 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:52,653 You're tired. You looked all night. And clearly, you suck at this.
- 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,114 See you later.
- 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,074 Wait, do you know how you're gonna stall her?
- 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,577 - I'll figure something out. - Okay, good luck.
- 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,416 Let's start with my makeup and then do my hair.
- 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:10,504 Okay. But before you do that, I need you to talk to me.
- 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,506 About what?
- 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:18,554 I'm never gonna get married.
- 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:21,723 You will. The right guy's around the corner.
- 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,184 Okay, are we done with that?
- 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,687 No, I'm serious.
- 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:32,151 Maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.
- 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,362 Any woman would be lucky to have you.
- 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:39,783 Maybe I'd feel better if I slept with Joey.
- 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,911 Rachel? Are you okay?
- 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:51,003 Excuse me, Aaron? I have a little problem with the schedule.
- 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:56,049 I wasn't supposed to work today. I have a wedding that I have to be at.
- 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,136 It's my best friend's, and I'm officiating...
- 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,305 ...so I really can't work past 4.
- 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:05,809 You've gotta stay until the end. We can't stop filming just for you.
- 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,770 It's not like it's your wedding.
- 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,981 I'm having surgery.
- 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,483 What?
- 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:17,779 I made up the wedding, because I didn't want you to worry.
- 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,157 But I'm having surgery today.
- 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,992 What kind of surgery?
- 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,037 Transplant.
- 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,790 You're supposed to work on Monday.
- 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,960 Hair transplant.
- 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,504 But you're not bald.
- 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,882 It's not on my head.
- 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:45,224 There's nothing I can do. You'll probably be out by 4 anyway.
- 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:49,895 We've got one scene. It's just you and Richard, and he's a pro.
- 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:52,189 You'll be fine.
- 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,066 Morning, Richard.
- 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,319 Hey, you're here. Great. Let's go, buddy.
- 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,905 We got a scene to shoot.
- 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:04,284 I'm wearing two belts.
- 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:09,039 - Are you drunk? - No.
- 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,041 Yes, you are.
- 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,834 All right.
- 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,257 So this is your office?
- 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:22,219 How'd you guys find me? I knew I should've hid at the gym.
- 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,306 - What the hell are you doing? - Panicking.
- 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:31,228 And using the Internet to try to prove that I'm related to Monica.
- 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,024 - How is she? ROSS: She doesn't know you're gone.
- 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:39,903 And she doesn't have to know. Come on, we're going home.
- 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,489 - I can't do that. - Why not?
- 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,867 If I go home, we're gonna become the Bings.
- 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,828 I can't be the Bings.
- 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,538 What's wrong with it?
- 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:51,748 The Bings have bad marriages.
- 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,668 They yell, fight, and use the pool boy...
- 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:57,296 ...as a pawn in their sexual games.
- 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:03,093 Have you ever put on a black dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
- 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:07,597 - No. - Then you are neither of your parents.
- 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:13,645 It's not just their marriage. Look at yours. Look at everybody's.
- 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,898 Only Paul Newman can make marriage work.
- 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,984 And I am no Paul Newman.
- 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:24,197 I don't race cars or make popcorn. None of my proceeds go to charity.
- 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:26,283 But look, Chandler...
- 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:31,413 ...right now no one has a lower opinion of you than I do.
- 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,834 But I totally believe you can do this.
- 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:40,047 I want to. I love her so much, but I'm afraid...
- 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:42,257 Ahem. It's too huge.
- 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,509 You're right. It is huge.
- 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:48,263 So let's take it just a little bit at a time.
- 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:51,600 Forget getting married for a sec.
- 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:55,812 Can you just come home and take a shower?
- 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,065 That's not scary, right?
- 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,859 Depends on what you mean by "we."
- 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,238 The nights are the hardest.
- 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,701 But then the day comes...
- 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:14,039 ...and that's every bit as hard as the night.
- 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:18,251 - Then the night comes... - Days and nights are hard, I get it.
- 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:22,422 I have to start getting ready. I'm getting married today.
- 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:25,425 I know. At dusk.
- 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,345 That's such a hard time for me.
- 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:32,557 I'm gonna put makeup on. We have to be there in an hour.
- 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,142 - Wait. - What?
- 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,561 Let's go to lunch.
- 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:39,022 I can't go to lunch.
- 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:40,982 Right.
- 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,445 Oh, good God, I've fallen down.
- 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,825 What's going on?
- 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,993 Okay.
- 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,121 All right, honey, listen.
- 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:59,918 When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, remember...
- 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:03,713 ...that we're all here for you, and we love you.
- 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,133 Okay, you're really freaking me out.
- 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,470 We can't find Chandler...
- 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,390 His vest.
- 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,268 We can't find Chandler's vest.
- 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:18,562 How can that be? Wait, are you serious?
- 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:22,065 Found the vest.
- 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,610 We'll have to keep an eye on it, make sure we don't lose it again.
- 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:27,237 Ah.
- 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:31,116 Oh, wow. Okay, don't scare me like that, okay?
- 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:35,787 For a minute, I was like, "Oh, my God. The worst has happened."
- 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,720 So you two were married, huh?
- 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,391 What happened, you just drift apart?
- 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:00,770 Here comes the bride.
- 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,814 [PHOEBE GASPS]
- 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,443 Oh, my God, Monica.
- 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,446 I want to wear this every day.
- 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,698 You look so beautiful.
- 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,784 I'm so happy for me.
- 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,162 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,875 - Hello? - Did Chandler show up yet?
- 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:25,587 - We got him back. Everything's fine. - Damn it.
- 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:28,340 - Where are you? - I'm still on the set.
- 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:31,635 The wedding is in less than an hour.
- 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:36,640 I'm sorry. The guy's drunk. They won't let me go until we get it.
- 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:40,435 Oh, my God. I'm gonna have to find another minister.
- 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,271 No, I'm the minister.
- 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:47,609 Put them both on the phone and I'll marry them right now.
- 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,236 Joey, I have to go.
- 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:53,114 Don't hang up on me. I'll marry you and me right now. I have the power.
- 00:08:57,286 --> 00:09:00,497 There you go. You put on a tuxedo.
- 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,124 That wasn't scary, was it?
- 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:05,669 No.
- 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,922 I'm telling you, just a little bit at a time.
- 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:12,175 Okay. What's the next little bit?
- 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,427 - Getting married. - Oh, ah.
- 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:19,558 You can do that too. Just like you've done everything else.
- 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:25,313 - Yeah, you're right. I can do that. - Yeah.
- 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:29,276 - Excuse me for a minute. - Where you going?
- 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:33,113 I'm not gonna run away. I just want some fresh air.
- 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,699 - Okay. - Okay.
- 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,751 Oh, fresh air.
- 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:52,716 RACHEL: Cover for me. PHOEBE: Maybe you overreacted.
- 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,718 RACHEL: We gotta do something.
- 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:59,514 Joey won't make it, so I'll look around for other weddings.
- 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:04,269 Don't tell them Monica's pregnant, because they frown on that.
- 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,770 Okay.
- 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:21,578 "Anastassakis Papasifakis wedding." Excellent.
- 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:25,415 Congratulations.
- 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,584 Mazel tov.
- 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,794 Hi. Oh, great hat.
- 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,924 I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?
- 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,053 I don't know. Are they Greek Orthodox?
- 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,846 Yeah. Yeah.
- 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:44,601 They're my friends, Monica Stephanopolis.
- 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:49,105 And Chandler Acidophilus.
- 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:56,196 Hi. Hi.
- 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,948 Hi.
- 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,037 Has anyone seen Chandler?
- 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:07,248 - I thought he was with you. - He was with me.
- 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,210 We're playing a game. Hide-and-seek.
- 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:13,296 You can't ask us, son. That's cheating.
- 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:21,805 You're right. Thanks for keeping me honest, Dad.
- 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:25,809 He can't come here and see the bride in her wedding dress.
- 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:30,313 When we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
- 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:34,651 That was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
- 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,028 Honey, it isn't good luck.
- 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:44,494 Oh, my God. Monica.
- 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,454 I know.
- 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:50,917 - How's Chandler doing? - Great.
- 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,921 He's doing great. Don't you worry about Chandler.
- 00:11:56,507 --> 00:12:00,009 - Phoebe, can I see you for a second? - Yeah.
- 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,809 - What's going on? - Chandler's gone again.
- 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:13,481 Why would you play hide-and-seek with someone you know is a flight risk?
- 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,989 Aaron, you gotta let me go. The guy's hammered.
- 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:26,119 I'm sorry. As long as he's here and conscious, we're still shooting.
- 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:39,257 You wouldn't happen to have a very big fork?
- 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,553 So I just talked to the director.
- 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,598 That's it. We're done for the day.
- 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,184 We finished the scene?
- 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:54,063 - Yeah. You were wonderful. - As were you.
- 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,025 So I got your car. It's right outside.
- 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,778 Thank you. You're welcome.
- 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:04,574 No, we gotta go. Come on. Here we go.
- 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,328 Is that my ass?
- 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,337 - There he is! - What?
- 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,339 Hey! Whoa!
- 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,175 You won't get away this time!
- 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:25,553 Unless you want that ass-kicking we talked about.
- 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,057 - Ross. - Hi-yah!
- 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,813 I'm serious. You're not walking out on my sister.
- 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,731 That's right. I'm not.
- 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:40,610 - Then where have you been? - I know about Monica.
- 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,780 - You know? - What?
- 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,283 - I heard you and Rachel talking. - About what?
- 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,618 You don't know?
- 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,205 If somebody doesn't tell me right now...
- 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,207 What, you'll "hi-yah"?
- 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,086 Monica's pregnant.
- 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,756 Oh, my God.
- 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,635 Oh, my God. And you're not freaking out?
- 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,806 I was. Then I went to the gift shop for cigarettes.
- 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:13,309 - Cigarettes? - Big picture, please.
- 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:19,232 So I was in the gift shop, that's when I saw this...
- 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:25,321 And I thought anything that can fit into this can't be scary.
- 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:29,409 You obviously didn't see Chuckie III.
- 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:33,454 But come on, look at how cute and small this is.
- 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:38,459 So I got it to give Monica, so she'd know I was okay.
- 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,086 Dude.
- 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,631 Way to go, son. I knew you'd find him.
- 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,310 Our little boy is getting married.
- 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,438 Look at you, so handsome.
- 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,231 You look beautiful, Mom.
- 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,858 [CHARLES CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,362 You look beautiful too, Dad.
- 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,784 I love you both.
- 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,078 I'm so glad you're here.
- 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,086 Are you Chandler?
- 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,297 Are you Joey?
- 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:32,221 - Huh. This is nice. - What?
- 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:37,018 I've never walked down the aisle knowing it can't end in divorce.
- 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:56,204 I wish your grandmother had lived to see this.
- 00:15:56,413 --> 00:16:00,792 - She's right there. - Not that old crone. My mother.
- 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,631 Congratulations, darling.
- 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,925 We love you, sweetheart.
- 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,973 You look beautiful.
- 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,309 - Is this new? - Not now.
- 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,149 - Who's this? - I'm Father Karabasos.
- 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,151 He's Greek Orthodox.
- 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,779 As are you.
- 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,574 PRIEST: Let us begin.
- 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,952 Dearly beloved...
- 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,121 That's my line.
- 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,503 I can take it from here. Thanks.
- 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:51,467 Dearly beloved, I'm sorry I'm a little late.
- 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,889 You may be confused by this now...
- 00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:01,060 ...but you won't be Memorial Day weekend, 2002.
- 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,567 Let's get started before the groom takes off again.
- 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,492 We are gathered here today...
- 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,203 ...to join this man...
- 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:23,791 ...and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony.
- 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:28,838 I've known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can't...
- 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:33,760 ...imagine two people more perfect for each other.
- 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:41,309 And now, as I've left my notes in my dressing room...
- 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,688 ...we shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
- 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,068 - He took off? - Go on. Go on.
- 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:59,452 Chandler, for so long...
- 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:03,623 ...I wondered if I would ever find my prince.
- 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,792 My soul mate.
- 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,836 Then three years ago, at another wedding...
- 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,672 ...I turned to a friend for comfort.
- 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:17,136 And instead, I found everything that I'd been looking for my whole life.
- 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,766 And now...
- 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,685 ...here we are...
- 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:28,022 ...with our future before us.
- 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,984 And I only want to spend it with you.
- 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,406 My prince. My soul mate.
- 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,700 My friend.
- 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,914 Unless you don't want to.
- 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,876 You go.
- 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,337 Chandler?
- 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,715 No, that's okay.
- 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:03,474 I thought this would be the most difficult thing I ever had to do.
- 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:09,522 But when I saw you walking down that aisle, I realized it's simple.
- 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,442 I love you.
- 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:20,575 Any surprises that come our way, it's okay, because I will always love you.
- 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:27,039 You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with.
- 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,542 You want to know if I'm sure?
- 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,965 You may now kiss the bride.
- 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,510 So...
- 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:43,431 I guess by the powers vested in me by the State of New York...
- 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,142 ...and the Internet guys...
- 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:52,481 ...I now pronounce you husband and wife.
- 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,735 Oh, wait. Do you take each other?
- 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,237 - I do. - I do.
- 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,031 Yeah, you do.
- 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,617 Rings?
- 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,577 Oh, crap.
- 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,122 Let's do the rings.
- 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,886 We good? Yeah? Good?
- 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,847 Once again...
- 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:28,643 ...I pronounce you husband and wife.
- 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,062 Now kiss her again.
- 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,954 I love you.
- 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,331 And I know about the baby.
- 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,251 - What baby? - Our baby.
- 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,211 We have a baby?
- 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,215 Phoebe found your pregnancy test.
- 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,592 I didn't take a pregnancy test.
- 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,636 Then who did?
- 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,931 Look at them.
- 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:10,059 And they're gonna have a baby.
- 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,479 Uh-huh.
- 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,103 [English - US - SDH]
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