Эпизод со свадьбой Моники и Чендлера, Часть 1
Описание
Джоуи получает важную роль в крупном фильме о Первой мировой войне, учится искусству четкого произношения (и, соответственно, сплевывания) у своего знаменитого партнера по фильму (Гэри Олдман), а позже узнает, что должен работать в день свадьбы Моники и Чендлера. Страх перед обязательствами одолевает Чендлера, и он убегает до свадьбы. Фиби находит положительный тест на беременность в мусорном ведре в ванной Моники и предполагает, что это тест Моники. Джоуи радуется, что ему нужно снять всего одну сцену, прежде чем он сможет отправиться проводить свадебную церемонию, но его партнер по фильму появляется пьяным и портит ему шансы вовремя попасть на свадьбу. Чендлера в конце концов находят прячущимся в своем кабинете, но он снова исчезает, услышав, как Фиби и Рэйчел обсуждают предполагаемую беременность Моники. К счастью, он снова появляется и начинает смиряться с тем, что скоро станет отцом. Джоуи прибывает как раз вовремя, чтобы провести церемонию, все еще в своем костюме из фильма о Первой мировой войне. Чендлер и Моника наконец-то становятся мужем и женой, их свадьба проходит под песню "Everlong" группы Foo Fighters. В конце эпизода Чендлер сообщает Монике, что знает о ребенке. Моника удивлена и отрицает беременность, что поднимает вопрос о том, кто же беременна. Затем камера приближается к лицу Рэйчел, намекая, что тест на беременность принадлежит ей.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:06,547 Do you realize this is the last time we'll be here in the coffeehouse...
- 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,340 ...as six single people?
- 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:11,510 What's happening to the coffeehouse?
- 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,512 Oh! Okay.
- 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:18,726 From now on, it's you four and me and the missus.
- 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:22,479 The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
- 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,983 - Old? - The young, hot ball and chain.
- 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,736 - Much better. - We gotta go.
- 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:31,488 - Where? - Get the dress and lunch with mom.
- 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:34,950 Joey, you too?
- 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,369 I just heard "lunch."
- 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,872 Yeah, I can go. Sure.
- 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:46,462 Actually, I'm glad they're leaving.
- 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,256 I need to talk to you about something.
- 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:52,593 - What's up? - This may be a little awkward.
- 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:57,639 If you need money, it's a bad time. I'm buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow.
- 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,100 No, it's not that.
- 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:04,438 I'm not gonna say this as your friend...
- 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:07,066 ...but as Monica's older brother.
- 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:10,736 - But you're still my friend? - Not for a few minutes.
- 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:15,115 - Right now, are you still my best man? - No.
- 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:19,078 - Do I still call you Ross? - Okay.
- 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:26,418 You guys are getting married, and I couldn't be more thrilled.
- 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:30,380 But as Monica's older brother, I have to tell you this:
- 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:35,761 If you ever hurt my little sister...
- 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:41,642 ...if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind...
- 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,103 ...I will hunt you down...
- 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:47,022 ...and kick your ass.
- 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,406 What? I'm serious.
- 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:03,413 - Dude! Stop it! I'm not kidding. - I hear what you're saying...
- 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,333 ...and thanks for the warning.
- 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:07,876 No problem.
- 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:11,130 So are we friends again?
- 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,673 - Yeah. - Okay.
- 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:17,261 Ahem. You won't believe what Monica's brother just said to me!
- 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,552 What you doing, Mon?
- 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:02,806 I'm listing all the things that could go wrong at the wedding.
- 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,268 So I can be prepared.
- 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:10,898 - Mm-hm. What are they? - "The dresses won't get picked up...
- 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:14,568 ...veil gets lost, and I'm missing something blue."
- 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,862 Those are all the things I'm responsible for.
- 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,240 I had to go with the odds.
- 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,826 Hey! You guys!
- 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,495 Remember I had that audition a while ago, and I didn't get that part?
- 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:26,747 - The commercial? - No.
- 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:27,915 - That play? - No.
- 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:29,374 - That other play? - No.
- 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,668 - The movie? - Yes!
- 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:35,297 - The one about the pilot and his dog? - No.
- 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,716 But man, that one hurt.
- 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:42,095 - This is the one about WWI soldiers. - Oh, yeah.
- 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:45,098 Back then we called it "The Great War."
- 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,352 It really was.
- 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:53,273 A guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!
- 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:54,650 Congratulations!
- 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,320 - Today's the rehearsal dinner. - I'll be done by then.
- 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:01,281 Oh. Then way to go, you big movie star!
- 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:04,243 See you. I'm off to fight the Nazis.
- 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:08,830 Wait, Joey. We fought the Nazis in WWll, not WWI.
- 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,083 Whoa. Okay.
- 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,210 Who was in WWI?
- 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,756 Go ahead.
- 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:21,218 - You're gonna be late! Go! Go! - Yeah, I'll see you.
- 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:25,681 Who did we fight in WWI?
- 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,475 - Mexico? - Yes. Very good.
- 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:47,244 - Hey, Joey. We're ready. - Yeah, me too.
- 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,538 Richard, we're ready for you.
- 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:53,417 Joey Tribbiani, Richard Crosby is playing Vincent.
- 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:57,462 - I'm doing my scenes with you? - Nice to meet you.
- 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:01,842 I can't believe this. Incredible. You just won an Oscar.
- 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,261 No, I didn't.
- 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,555 I think you did.
- 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,767 I think I lost, three times.
- 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:14,688 - Uh, cookie? Would you? - No.
- 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:19,401 Okay. We're about an hour away from getting the scene lit.
- 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:23,864 - So, uh, can you guys run it a couple times? - Yeah, sure.
- 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,949 All right. Let's do it.
- 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:29,703 And action!
- 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:34,041 - We have to find the platoon! - Forget the platoon. The platoon is gone!
- 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:41,381 - What? - The platoon's dead! Face facts, Tony!
- 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:46,219 What'll we do? We have no reinforcements or food.
- 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:50,223 There's food in the basement. Potatoes and some pasta.
- 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,770 Hang on. Joey, you keep touching your face.
- 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,104 Something wrong?
- 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,774 No.
- 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,359 I, uh...
- 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:03,570 I thought it might be a cool character thing.
- 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,615 He's a face toucher.
- 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:11,745 I don't think so.
- 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:17,209 Let's take it back to Richard's last lines. Action!
- 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:20,587 We may not have any weapons, but we still have food.
- 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,589 Potatoes, pasta...
- 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,758 ...and a few tins of tuna!
- 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,930 - Honey, we gotta go! - Okay.
- 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,307 Here's a question you never want to ask:
- 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:36,436 My dad just called and wants to know if he can borrow one of your pearl necklaces?
- 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,981 Did he say what kind of neckline he's wearing?
- 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:41,983 No.
- 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:46,279 I've only met him once but I'm guessing, plunging?
- 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:51,201 He is more of a "If you've got it, flaunt it" kind of father.
- 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,579 I don't have anything but let me see if Rachel does.
- 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,873 Yes, include more people in this.
- 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:02,921 Hey. Do you realize that tomorrow we're gonna be getting married?
- 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,215 I have a date tomorrow night.
- 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:10,720 - I can't believe we made it. - You don't have to sound so surprised.
- 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,431 I'm sorry, but...
- 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:15,809 - Nothing. - What?
- 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,397 Well, honestly? Ever since we got engaged...
- 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:23,442 ...I've waited for you to flip out.
- 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,236 Honestly? Me too.
- 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:28,572 - Really? - Yeah.
- 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:32,242 I think that something stupid will come up and I'll...
- 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,327 ...go all Chandler.
- 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,497 - But nothing has. - I'm so glad.
- 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:40,500 Thank you for staying so calm during this.
- 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:42,961 It's made me stay calm.
- 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,214 - I could've been worse. - Okay.
- 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,425 I'll be right there.
- 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:51,970 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:57,476 MONICA [ON MACHINE]: Hi, if you're calling before Saturday...
- 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,186 ...you've reached Monica and Chandler.
- 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:03,815 But if you're calling after Saturday, you've reached Mr. And Mrs. Bing.
- 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:07,277 Please leave a message for the Bings!
- 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,833 [CROWD CHATTERING]
- 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,837 MONICA: Maureen! - Hi.
- 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:30,634 - Gosh. This is my cousin, Maureen. - We're the Bings.
- 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,598 Hi! You guys look so beautiful.
- 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,558 Mr. And Mrs. Bing!
- 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:43,563 Wow, Monica.
- 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:47,609 So you know, I had my older-brother talk with Chandler.
- 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,653 - What is that? - Well, I...
- 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,531 I told him that if he ever hurt you...
- 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:56,618 ...I would hunt him down and kick his ass.
- 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,162 [LAUGHING]
- 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:02,958 What is the matter with everybody? I'm serious.
- 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,460 I would kick his ass!
- 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:10,340 Ross, please, my makeup!
- 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:13,218 Hi.
- 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,970 - Chandler. - Mom.
- 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,764 Thanks for wearing... something.
- 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:24,896 Ohh. This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up too much for this.
- 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:31,069 Just think, soon there will be lots of little Bings.
- 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:39,327 I can't believe I have to go back to work after this and get spit on again.
- 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,998 You're lucky. At least the people who spit on you are famous.
- 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,335 - Who spits on you? - I don't wanna talk about work.
- 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:53,592 Mrs. Bing? These are my parents, Judy and Jack Geller.
- 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:57,637 - It's lovely to meet you. - Are you his mother or father?
- 00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,598 Jack!
- 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:03,184 What? I've never seen one before.
- 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,729 Dad, there's Ross. Go talk to him.
- 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,190 I didn't even have a chance to act as if I'm okay with it.
- 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,487 Hello, all.
- 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,532 Hi... Dad.
- 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:21,369 Hi, Mr. Bing.
- 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,957 - Nora. - Charles.
- 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,587 - It's so great to see you both here. - Yes.
- 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:34,507 Although we may be seeing too much of some people.
- 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,555 Aren't you too old to wear a dress like that?
- 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,934 Don't you have too much penis to wear a dress like that?
- 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,355 Oh, my God.
- 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,693 Of course you can kick his ass, son.
- 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:57,447 You could kick anyone's ass you want to.
- 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,992 Thanks, you guys.
- 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,747 - Rach, Rach? - Yeah?
- 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:10,001 Do me a favor. Talk to Chandler's dad and keep him away from Chandler's mom.
- 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:14,547 - Yeah, but I don't know what he looks like. - He is the man in a black dress.
- 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:25,642 Hi. I'm Rachel, a friend of Monica and Chandler's.
- 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,978 - I'm Amanda. - Oh, I get it.
- 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,482 "A man, duh!"
- 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,236 [ROSS TAPS GLASS]
- 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,239 Could I have your attention?
- 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:44,577 - I'm Ross Geller. - Dr. Ross Geller.
- 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:49,582 Dad, please. As I was saying...
- 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,502 ...I'm Dr. Ross Geller.
- 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,880 Uh, and I'm the best man.
- 00:11:56,048 --> 00:12:00,510 And this marriage is doubly special for me...
- 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:04,848 ...um, because not only is the groom my best friend...
- 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:09,602 ...but, uh, the bride is my little sister.
- 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,107 She's the greatest sister a guy could ask for.
- 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:18,361 Please join me in raising a glass...
- 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,449 ...to the couple we're here to celebrate.
- 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,077 - To the Bings. ALL: To the Bings!
- 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,296 I'm gonna steam my dress.
- 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,299 Who will make sure nothing happens to it?
- 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:42,302 - I'll do it. - Who wants it? Anybody?
- 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,221 - I said I'll do it. - Nobody?
- 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:49,517 - All right, I'll do it myself. - I'm not gonna screw it up.
- 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:53,354 You're right. I'm sorry. You were a big help tonight.
- 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:57,192 And thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab to get to the hotel.
- 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,487 - Of course! That's what I'm here for. - Okay. Sorry.
- 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:03,072 Ugh! Pssh.
- 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,033 What grandmother?
- 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:12,832 - Where have you been? - Taking my parents to the hotel.
- 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,168 - Going back to work? - Yeah.
- 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:19,005 - Nice shades. - If I wear these in my scenes...
- 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,633 ...I won't get spit in my eyes.
- 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:27,764 And, if I remember correctly, Ray-Ban was the official sponsor of WWI.
- 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,351 Great! All right!
- 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,478 - I'll see you later. - All right.
- 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:37,065 - Where's Chandler? - I think he's in Rachel's room. See you.
- 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:46,241 Chandler?
- 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,339 [KNOCKING]
- 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,300 - Hey. - Hi.
- 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,720 - Is Monica here? - She's steaming her dress. Why?
- 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,558 - I think Chandler's gone. - What?
- 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:16,437 - He left that. - "Tell Monica I'm sorry."
- 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,065 Oh, my God.
- 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,109 What's up?
- 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,530 "Tell Monica I'm sorry."
- 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,867 Tell her yourself.
- 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,334 Oh, my God. Chandler just left, though?
- 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,170 Maybe it's not what we think. Maybe it's:
- 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:45,216 "Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank the last of the milk."
- 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:51,097 Or maybe he was writing to tell her that he's changed his name:
- 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:54,058 "Tell Monica, I'm Sorry."
- 00:14:56,020 --> 00:15:01,065 - It means he freaked out and left! - Don't be so negative!
- 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:06,905 Good God, isn't it possible that "Sorry" is sitting in there right now?
- 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:12,035 Phoebe, I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
- 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,872 I'm gonna have to go find him and bring him back.
- 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,709 You make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
- 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,087 But, if you don't find him and bring him back...
- 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:27,425 ...I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!
- 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,801 [SCOFFS]
- 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,179 I will find him.
- 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:37,727 Joey? Can you go through these lines with me?
- 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,980 Oh, man, they just re-did my makeup.
- 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,568 - Just the last two pages. - All right.
- 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,616 I found the picture!
- 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,744 Picture? What picture?
- 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:58,081 The picture of my wife! I found it in your pack!
- 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,416 Could you lower the script?
- 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,877 I don't want to.
- 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:07,340 I need to see your face so I can play off your reaction.
- 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:09,968 Okay, look.
- 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:14,931 I know you're great and play all those Shakespeare guys...
- 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,725 ...but you're spitting all over me, man.
- 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,562 - Of course I am! - You know you've been spitting?
- 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,065 That's what real actors do.
- 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:28,736 Enunciation is the mark of a good actor.
- 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,198 And when you enunciate, you spit!
- 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,911 Wow. Didn't know that.
- 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,080 Thanks. Okay, check it out.
- 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,876 Picture? What picture?
- 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:56,389 - Have you seen Chandler? - No, I haven't seen him.
- 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,684 - Damn. - He's getting married tomorrow, right?
- 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,645 Yes. Don't worry. Everything's fine.
- 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,190 - See you at the wedding. - I wasn't invited.
- 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:11,195 Then we'll see you the day after tomorrow.
- 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,658 Mom? Dad?
- 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,202 What are you doing here?
- 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,914 You kids talk about this place so much, we thought we'd see what the fuss is all about.
- 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,835 - I see why the girls like coming here. - Why?
- 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,796 The sexy blond behind the counter.
- 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:38,389 - Gunther? - She just added him to her list.
- 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:43,102 - Your list? - Of people we're allowed to sleep...
- 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,938 I know what the list is.
- 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,733 Sit down, have a cup of joe.
- 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,487 I can't, I'm sorry.
- 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,157 If you see Chandler, tell him I'm looking for him.
- 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,869 And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I'm looking for her.
- 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,585 DIRECTOR: Action!
- 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,799 I found the picture!
- 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,426 What picture?
- 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,597 A picture of my wife, in your pack!
- 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,934 You went through my personal property?
- 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,814 Why do you have a picture of Paulette in your pack?
- 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,403 Because, Vincent, we were lovers...
- 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,532 ...for two years!
- 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:40,451 DIRECTOR: Cut! Wonderful!
- 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,705 Great scene, huh?
- 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,584 You were awesome. In that last speech, you soaked me.
- 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:52,255 - Tomorrow's call sheet. - I'm not working tomorrow.
- 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,550 - You are now. - No, you gotta get me out of it.
- 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,052 I have plans. Important plans!
- 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:10,189 - Still no word from Chandler. - Oh, man.
- 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,818 But they found the grandmother wandering down 5th.
- 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,363 Okay, well there's one down.
- 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,700 I'm getting married today!
- 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:28,207 I cracked a rib, but I don't care. Today's my wedding!
- 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,960 My day is finally here!
- 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,340 She might not even notice he's gone.
- 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,303 I'm gonna start getting ready!
- 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:46,142 We can't let her start getting ready. This is too awful!
- 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,478 She'll be in the gown, and he won't show up.
- 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,607 Then she'll have to take off the gown...
- 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:55,484 Stop it. You can't do this here.
- 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,613 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,324 It's just so sad.
- 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,577 Pull it together. She can't see you like this.
- 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:07,997 - She'll know something's wrong. - I know. I know.
- 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,499 There's no tissue.
- 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,211 Can you grab me some toilet paper?
- 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:17,381 Oh, that's gone too. This is Monica's bathroom, right?
- 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,718 - I found one. - Okay.
- 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,306 Thank you.
- 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,391 Oh, God.
- 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,771 Can I have another one?
- 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,232 Sure.
- 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,278 Do you need some floss?
- 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,700 I can't imagine what will happen if he doesn't show up.
- 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,452 Here's a whole bunch.
- 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,871 She'll be at the wedding waiting...
- 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:52,625 ...and people will be whispering, "That poor girl."
- 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:56,212 Then she'll have to come back here and live alone.
- 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,297 - Oh, my God. - What?
- 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:03,970 There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it's positive.
- 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,681 Monica's pregnant.
- 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,686 So I guess she won't be totally alone.
- 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:19,527 NARRATOR: Next time on Friends:
- 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,446 - We've gotta tell her that he's gone. - No, we can't.
- 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,282 She's gonna start getting ready soon.
- 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,450 Can't you stall her a little?
- 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,703 I'm never gonna get married.
- 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:34,959 We've just got one short scene. It's just you and Richard, and he's a pro.
- 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,045 - Are you drunk? - No!
- 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,881 - Yes, you are! - All right.
- 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,218 - How's Chandler? - Great!
- 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,970 - Where are you? - On the set.
- 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,806 This is turning into the worst wedding day ever.
- 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,273 [English - US - SDH]
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