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Эпизод с Великим Поцелуем Рэйчел
The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
Сезон: 07Серия: 20
Описание
Рэйчел случайно встречает Мелиссу (Вайнона Райдер), бывшую подругу по студенческому братству, с которой у неё когда-то был страстный поцелуй. Однако Мелисса отрицает, что это когда-либо происходило. Фиби не верит, что Рэйчел способна целовать женщину, поэтому последняя воссоздаёт поцелуй с удивительным результатом: Мелисса действительно помнит Рэйчел и испытывает к ней чувства. Тем временем Чендлер радуется, когда берёт напрокат тот же смокинг, который носил Пирс Броснан в роли Джеймса Бонда, но чувствует себя обделённым, когда Росс заявляет, что примерял тот же смокинг, что и Вэл Килмер в фильме «Бэтмен навсегда». Однако оказывается, что смокинг Росса — это тот самый, который Вэл носил в другом фильме.
Субтитры
- 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:09,550 Hey, out of all of us, who do you think will get married next?
- 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,138 Probably Monica and Chandler.
- 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:20,394 Hi, could I have a pack of Newport Lights?
- 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:23,856 Oh, um, uh, we don't sell cigarettes, but they do across the street.
- 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,983 That'd be great. Thanks.
- 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:29,528 Oh, my God.
- 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,531 Melissa Worbert. I don't think I have the energy for this.
- 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:33,741 [GASPS]
- 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:36,702 Oh, my God! Ray-Ray Green?
- 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,371 [BOTH SCREAM]
- 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,248 Melissa. Hey.
- 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,335 You've been MIA for seven sorority newsletters.
- 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:46,754 What's up with you?
- 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,005 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,716 Why don't I tell you over here?
- 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:55,095 So last I heard you were gonna get married.
- 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:56,305 Oh.
- 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,098 Poor Ray-Ray.
- 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,934 Oh, no, no. It's... It's good. It's all good.
- 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:04,063 - I actually work at Ralph Lauren. - Shut up!
- 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:08,275 I will not. Heh, heh. I'm the divisional head of men's sportswear.
- 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:12,196 Oh, shut up more! Are you friends with Ralph?
- 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:14,823 - Oh, please. Ha. - Are you?
- 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:16,575 No.
- 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:20,829 Listen, we have to have dinner. What are you doing tomorrow?
- 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:24,708 - Oh, tomorrow. I don't know. Um... - You're having dinner with me.
- 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:25,918 Shut up.
- 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,127 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:30,547 I've gotta go. This has been so great, Ray-Ray.
- 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:31,799 Oh, there you are.
- 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:35,469 Um, so listen, just call me. Here's my card.
- 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:36,720 Oh, wow, thanks.
- 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:40,265 - Oh, you're in real estate? - Oh, no, heh, that's an old card.
- 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,811 Um, I got out of that to do something where I could...
- 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:46,855 ...help people and make a difference.
- 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:48,649 Wow. What do you do now?
- 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,901 I'm a party planner.
- 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:54,530 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay.
- 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:58,867 Hey guys, look who's back. It's Ray-Ray.
- 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:02,788 That was my friend, Melissa, from college.
- 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,833 She seems really, really fun!
- 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:10,254 She's actually very sweet, and we used to be very close.
- 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:14,758 Wait a minute. She's not the one who you?
- 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,719 Who you what? Who you what?
- 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,806 - Yes. - Wow!
- 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,517 Wow... Wow, what? Who you what?
- 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,978 Oh, it's not a big deal.
- 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,396 They were lovers.
- 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,273 - What? - What?
- 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,233 No, we weren't. It was nothing.
- 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:35,237 It was one night, senior year, and we went to a party...
- 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:40,159 ...had a lot of sangria, and you know, ended up...
- 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:41,869 ...kissing for a bit.
- 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:44,329 So that's two of my wives.
- 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:32,628 Okay, so this is where the band is. And here's the bar.
- 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:37,216 And all these pins have people's names on them. Rach, here you are.
- 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,009 Oh, wow!
- 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:42,846 Why don't we just put me with a Manhattan in my hand...
- 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,723 ...talking to the cute bartender.
- 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,016 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:51,230 These pins aren't for playing, are they?
- 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:55,192 Okay, the red ones are my guests, and the blue are yours.
- 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,278 This is so sad. I only have like 10 pins.
- 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:01,448 Heh, Chandler, relax. It's not a contest.
- 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,741 Certainly not a close one.
- 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,201 [LAUGHS]
- 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,329 - Hello. - Hey.
- 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,417 Hey, Rach.
- 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,879 Stop picturing it!
- 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:23,428 Okay, I think that's it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding.
- 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:27,057 Wow. They all look like they're having fun.
- 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,101 So where are my parents gonna be?
- 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,435 Oh.
- 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:33,730 Well, if this is the wedding hall, then, um...
- 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:37,776 ...your parents would be over here at home in Queens.
- 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:42,114 They're not invited? Oh, no, they're gonna be crushed!
- 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,783 Why would they think they're invited?
- 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,577 You got me. I don't...
- 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:50,956 - Joey! - Look, I thought parents were coming.
- 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:54,209 Your parents are coming. Chandler's parents are coming.
- 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,837 Ross' parents are coming.
- 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,840 Ross' parents are my parents.
- 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:02,718 Well, see, parents are coming.
- 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:08,056 - We should invite them. - You just want more blue pins.
- 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,641 Well, this is just sad.
- 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:16,231 All right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging.
- 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,900 Rachel may have to sit at the bar.
- 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:21,653 That is not a problem.
- 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:25,157 - Maybe you'll order a little sangria. - Oh, get out of here!
- 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:34,583 These are our tuxedos. If you like anything, we can make a deal.
- 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:39,421 Anything at all. But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
- 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,716 Uh, well, thanks a lot for hooking me up.
- 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:47,304 And I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.
- 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,809 I'm Monica's maid of honor.
- 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:55,062 Okay, don't try to blue-pin me.
- 00:05:57,148 --> 00:06:00,192 - Well, these look nice. - They are nice.
- 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,988 When celebrities are done with them, they send them back.
- 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:07,991 - You mean, like, for award shows? - Some of them.
- 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:11,161 They've been down the red carpet with people yelling, uh...
- 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,747 ..."Who are you wearing? You look fabulous!"
- 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:18,418 Might I suggest watching a little more ESPN...
- 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,003 ...and a little less E!
- 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,799 Okay. Who wore those?
- 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,217 RACHEL: Uh...
- 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,929 - Well, uh, this one's Tom Brokaw. - Not bad.
- 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,932 This one is, uh, Paul O'Neil.
- 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,601 Who's that?
- 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:39,856 He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN.
- 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:43,318 Just once in a while. Have it on in the background.
- 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,281 Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan.
- 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:49,491 - Pierce Brosnan? - Uh-huh.
- 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:50,951 Are you serious?
- 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,244 007?
- 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:57,624 This is James Bond's tux? Oh, I have to get married in James Bond's tux.
- 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,418 Ha, ha. It's a pretty cool tux.
- 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:02,754 Ah, it's not just that. I would be England's most powerful weapon.
- 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:08,885 A jet-setting heartbreaker on Her Majesty's secret service.
- 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:12,806 A man who fears no one, with a license to kill.
- 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:16,685 Would Monica let me wear this?
- 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:24,860 We should really learn how to play the real way.
- 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,236 I like our way.
- 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,405 - Ah! - Hey, hey!
- 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,115 Chess!
- 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,703 - Nice move. - Yeah.
- 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,622 - Hey. PHOEBE & JOEY: Hey.
- 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:41,835 I hooked Ross and Chandler up with tuxedos. Do you need one?
- 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,212 No, I'm not wearing a tux.
- 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:48,508 - What are you gonna wear? - Multi-colored robes.
- 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,260 Ooh, and maybe a hat.
- 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,679 - Huh. Does Monica know about this? - No.
- 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,557 Can I please be there when you tell her?
- 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:00,228 Hey, Rach, you want to go to a movie tonight?
- 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,689 Oh, I can't. I'm having dinner with Melissa.
- 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,024 Can I come?
- 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:08,945 I won't talk. You'll just hear my video camera.
- 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:12,073 - What? What's going on? - Can I tell her?
- 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,910 Do you want what happened, or Joey's lewd version?
- 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:17,245 - Joey's. - Okay.
- 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,663 Okay, come on.
- 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,415 I had this college friend...
- 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:24,586 ...and I made the mistake of telling Joey that one time...
- 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:28,465 ...she and I, you know, kissed a little bit.
- 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:29,674 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,843 Yeah, I'm sure that happened.
- 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:36,097 - It did. - Sure.
- 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,602 Hey, heh. It happened.
- 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:46,608 Yeah, it was senior year. It was after the Sigma Chi luau...
- 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,110 ...and Melissa and I got very drunk.
- 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:53,448 And we ended up kissing. For several minutes.
- 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,952 Which means she had a couple spritzers and a peck on the cheek.
- 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:01,581 - Why are you taking this away from me? - Ugh.
- 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,459 Why is it so hard for you to believe?
- 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:08,213 Okay. I just didn't know that you were a lesbian.
- 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:20,016 I'm not saying that I'm a lesbian. I'm just saying that this happened.
- 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:24,896 It just seems pretty wild. And you're... You know, so...
- 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,940 ...vanilla.
- 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:32,028 Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I do lots of crazy things.
- 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,740 I mean, I got drunk and married in Vegas.
- 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,200 To Ross.
- 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,412 If you don't believe me...
- 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,957 ...just come with me to dinner tonight and she'll tell you.
- 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,043 Okay. Because I can't picture it.
- 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:50,171 You should get inside my head.
- 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:55,969 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,846 Guess what I got for your wedding?
- 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,557 A freakishly thin date with a hanger for a head?
- 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:05,729 Rachel hooked me up with a tux. But not just any tux.
- 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,772 Batman's tux!
- 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,774 - What? - That's right.
- 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:14,988 Made expressly for Val Kilmer, and worn by him in the hit film...
- 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:17,699 ...that Batman film he was in.
- 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,660 You can't wear that. I'm wearing the famous tux.
- 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,495 - James Bond's tux. - So?
- 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:26,416 If you wear that, it'll make mine less special.
- 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,002 You need something to to make it special?
- 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,671 Hello! You have the most special thing of all.
- 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:35,300 You are marrying the woman you love.
- 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,594 [SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
- 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,515 Don't take away my cool thing. Pretty please?
- 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:46,978 "Pretty please?" Not very, uh, 007.
- 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:51,358 If you were getting married, I'd never do anything to upset you.
- 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:56,112 - You slept with my sister. - That was pretty 007.
- 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,993 - Hey. - Hey. Okay, good. You're here.
- 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,495 All right, I figured it out.
- 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,997 I'm gonna take 2 tables of 8, add your parents...
- 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,833 ...and make them into 3 tables of 6.
- 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:12,003 And I called the caterer. We are good to go!
- 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,255 Yeah. They're not coming.
- 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:17,967 What?
- 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,637 They think that you only invited them because of me.
- 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,014 They feel unwanted.
- 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:27,352 That's too bad. It's true. But too bad.
- 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,522 - If you could just call my mom. - Oh, Joey.
- 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,816 Come on. Just let her know you want them there.
- 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:36,444 Let's not forget this is a woman who has sent you many lasagnas.
- 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,654 No, she hasn't.
- 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,657 Is it her fault if some didn't make it to you?
- 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,367 What am I gonna say?
- 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:47,205 Just tell them you mixed up invitations. No, no, no, blame it on the post office.
- 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:51,209 They hate the post office. And the Irish.
- 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,837 But I don't think you could blame it on them.
- 00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:02,053 Hello? Yeah, hi. Uh, Mrs. Tribbiani? Hi, this is Monica Geller.
- 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:06,641 I'm just calling to say that I really hope you can make the wedding.
- 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:10,145 Apparently some of our invitations weren't delivered.
- 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:14,649 Um, I guess there was some screw-up at the damn post office.
- 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,067 [MONICA CHUCKLES]
- 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,445 Tell me about it.
- 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:22,824 Yeah, the U.S. Post Office? No. More like U.S. Lost Office.
- 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,244 What are they, Irish?
- 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:37,922 Anyway, his name's Allen. And we've been going out for three years.
- 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,092 He was my first client when I became a party planner.
- 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:45,555 He was actually planning a party for his girlfriend at the time.
- 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,307 - Oh, well. - No.
- 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:52,937 - Ah. He was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse. - Oh! Oh, that's great.
- 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,147 Mm-hm.
- 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,566 - Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority? - Of course.
- 00:12:56,734 --> 00:13:00,779 Yes. I was a, um, Thigh Mega Tampon.
- 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,657 What one?
- 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:08,161 Yeah, we were huge too. But they had to shut us down...
- 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,164 ...when Regina Phalangie died of alcohol poisoning.
- 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,373 Ugh.
- 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,251 Isn't it a shame when one girl ruins it for the whole bunch?
- 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,378 Hmm. Mm-hm. Ugh.
- 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,800 Anyway...
- 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,303 Speaking of drinking too much, I was, uh, telling Phoebe...
- 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:30,141 ...about that crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where we made out.
- 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,060 What?
- 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:37,649 Remember we... Come on, we had sarongs on and the coconut bikini tops.
- 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,944 We went back to the house and got really silly...
- 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,695 ...and we made out.
- 00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:48,243 Wow, Ray-Ray, I have no idea what you're talking about.
- 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,119 Really?
- 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,003 Ross is Batman.
- 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:04,676 Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.
- 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:10,098 Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman.
- 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,059 Batman is so much cooler than James Bond.
- 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:18,273 - What? 007 has all those gadgets. - Batman has a utility belt.
- 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:22,527 - 007 has a fancy car. - Batman has the Batmobile.
- 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:29,826 - 007 gets all the ladies. - Heh. Batman has Robin.
- 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,541 We get ESPN, right?
- 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:44,591 How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo, and I'll make you a nice martini?
- 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,718 Actually I don't like martinis.
- 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,929 - A Yoo-Hoo with a funny straw? - Ooh, yum.
- 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,892 - Hey. MONICA: Hey.
- 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,019 I know the invitation says 6:00...
- 00:14:56,186 --> 00:15:00,231 ...but does that mean get there at 6, or the show starts at 6?
- 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,900 The show?
- 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,447 Right, the wedding. Gotcha.
- 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,950 But weddings start a little late, right?
- 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,828 Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
- 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,207 Ah, well, it's the same day as my niece's christening...
- 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,710 ...and I want my parents to see me.
- 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:25,590 My part's in the beginning. I'm not in the rest of the show... Wedding.
- 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,800 The wedding starts at 6.
- 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,470 Okay. I totally hear you.
- 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,431 Ooh! How about this? I vamp till they get there.
- 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,600 Heh. You'll "vamp"?
- 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,728 Yeah, yeah, like warm up the crowd. Ask where they're from.
- 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:43,149 In Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister and an entertainer.
- 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,776 I'm a "ministainer."
- 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,819 All right?
- 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,031 There's no one better. There's no one greater.
- 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,407 Huh?
- 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,410 How can you not remember us kissing?
- 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,997 I don't know. I don't remember a lot of things that never happened.
- 00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,248 Wha...
- 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:05,046 Remember, we were on the sleeping porch? We couldn't stop giggling.
- 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,548 Our coconuts kept knocking together.
- 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,218 Somewhere Joey's head is exploding.
- 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,180 I don't want to make you uncomfortable...
- 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,892 ...but I told Phoebe it happened, and she doesn't believe me.
- 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:23,940 I'm sorry. I mean, if I thought it happened, I would say it.
- 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,568 Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping.
- 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,405 No.
- 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,032 It's okay, you don't have to do this. I believe you.
- 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:37,203 If you say you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa.
- 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,415 - Thank you, Phoebe. - Okay.
- 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,291 - But she didn't. - I know.
- 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,338 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,715 You carry that around?
- 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,924 Yes.
- 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,052 I find it to be something of a conversation piece.
- 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,306 - Between you and? - Gunther.
- 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,809 Hey, hey. Why don't we put them on?
- 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,062 Get a picture of Batman and James Bond, together.
- 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,732 I would, but my pants are a little tight.
- 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:10,903 A little tight? I could see 00 and 7 in those things.
- 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:15,783 I was looking forward to wearing our celebrity tuxes together.
- 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:20,079 - So you're not gonna be wearing yours? - Are you kidding? It's Batman's tux!
- 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,291 Let me try it on.
- 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:28,588 Okay. But just the jacket. 00 and 7 are not getting in there.
- 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,592 Okay.
- 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,305 Holy double-vented comfort, Batman!
- 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,476 - What's this? ROSS: Huh?
- 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,562 An invitation to the At First Sight premiere?
- 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,855 Oh, my God.
- 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,815 Val Kilmer didn't wear this in Batman.
- 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:52,320 He wore it to the premiere of a fruity love story where he was a blind guy.
- 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,906 Let me see that.
- 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,867 Oh, man.
- 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,746 The only super power you have is the slightly heightened sense of smell.
- 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,291 Hey.
- 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,210 Uh, can I talk to you guys for a second?
- 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,754 I give up. Whatever you want, you can have it.
- 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,298 You want to sing a song or do a dance?
- 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:16,886 You want your mom at the altar screaming racial slurs? I don't care.
- 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:22,642 No. I just want to thank you guys for what you did for my parents.
- 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,353 They're so happy to get to be a part of your special day.
- 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,687 Oh.
- 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,649 Well, your welcome. Tell them we're glad they're coming.
- 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:34,362 I will. Oh, check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony!
- 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:37,949 Huh?
- 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:42,245 I wear it like this when I marry you guys. And then this...
- 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,956 ...is for party time.
- 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:54,715 It happened. I am telling you it happened.
- 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,759 Hey, it was great meeting you.
- 00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:01,013 And, uh, Rachel? I don't think I'll be calling you because, uh...
- 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,932 ...you know, you've gotten weird.
- 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,853 Take care, you guys.
- 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,480 Wha... Wait a minute. Okay, look.
- 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:13,985 That night was the one wild thing I've ever done in my life.
- 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,279 I won't let you take it away from me.
- 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:19,699 So if you don't remember that, maybe you'll remember this...
- 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:31,377 Oh, my God. You love me.
- 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,298 - What? - Of course I remember our kiss.
- 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,717 I think about it all the time.
- 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,429 I can still hear the coconuts knocking together, I...
- 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:47,643 I didn't want to tell you, because I didn't think you'd return my love.
- 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,020 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:55,151 Aw! Look who's being suddenly shy.
- 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,360 [GIGGLES]
- 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,821 You have to feel what I feel.
- 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,699 Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it.
- 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,077 I'm just a good kisser.
- 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,705 Shut up.
- 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,708 I'm sorry.
- 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,418 Oh.
- 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,669 [LAUGHS]
- 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:17,340 Oh, you don't have to be sorry.
- 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,760 I'm obviously kidding.
- 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,971 I'm not in love with you. I'm not in love with her.
- 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,642 I don't hear coconuts banging together.
- 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:33,439 I don't picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend.
- 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,734 Anyway, I gotta go.
- 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,153 A kiss goodbye?
- 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,947 No? Okay.
- 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,207 Wow!
- 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:55,711 I mean, I had no idea that that would...
- 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,261 What the hell was that?
- 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,972 Just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
- 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,600 - And? - I've had better.
- 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,776 CHANDLER: I found one that fits.
- 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:23,864 Well, you know what they say? 23rd time's a charm.
- 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,869 Aw! Look at you, all handsome.
- 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,539 - Whose is it? - Oh, does it matter?
- 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:35,126 All that matters is that you look so handsome.
- 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,590 - Whose is it? - I don't want to say.
- 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:45,052 Come on, I don't care. Whose is it?
- 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:46,971 Diane Keaton.
- 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,228 [English - US - SDH]
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