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Эпизод, в котором всем исполняется по 30
The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Сезон: 07Серия: 14
Описание
Рейчел переживает из-за своего тридцатилетия, и это заставляет всех остальных вспомнить, что они делали, когда достигли этого рубежа. Размышляя о своем будущем, Рейчел понимает, что Таг слишком молод и незрел для ее планов, поэтому она расстается с ним.
Субтитры
- 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:07,297 ROSS: Happy birthday!
- 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:08,632 Happy birthday!
- 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,345 - Rach, come on. ALL: Come on.
- 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:14,972 It's your birthday.
- 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:16,849 Hey.
- 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:21,645 She's not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
- 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:27,443 Ms. Green wants to establish some ground rules before she comes out.
- 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:30,988 She would appreciate it if you didn't use the words "old" or "downhill"...
- 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:33,741 ...or "They still look pretty damn good."
- 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,038 They do.
- 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,124 Rachel, come on out.
- 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:44,251 Monica made breakfast.
- 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:45,878 Chocolate chip pancakes.
- 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,297 We've got presents.
- 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,259 Good ones?
- 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,680 They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
- 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:00,768 Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?
- 00:01:01,352 --> 00:01:05,022 Come on, Rach, look, turning 30 is not that big a deal.
- 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,025 Oh, really? Is that how you felt when you turned 30?
- 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,194 Why, God, why?
- 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:15,199 We had a deal. Let the others grow old, not me.
- 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,662 Oh, come on, you guys, is it just me? Am I overreacting?
- 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:25,542 No, Rach, it is not just you. My 30th birthday certainly wasn't that much fun.
- 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:27,836 And now Chandler.
- 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:31,715 We're all getting so old.
- 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,510 Why are you doing this to us?
- 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:22,099 Rach, you're in a great place in your life. You have an amazing job, good friends.
- 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,476 Your roommate's a soap opera star.
- 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:26,562 Your character is in a coma.
- 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:31,775 I promised myself I wasn't gonna cry at this one.
- 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:36,905 I know my life's going pretty well, but I see so many people...
- 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,576 ...who've accomplished so many of their goals by the time they're 30.
- 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:43,579 Yeah, but you shouldn't compare yourself to me.
- 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,999 ROSS: Come on, Phoebe. CHANDLER: You can do it.
- 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,459 Come on. There you go.
- 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,088 [ALL CHEERING]
- 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:59,678 I did it. One mile on a Hippity Hop.
- 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:03,015 That's it. That's everything I wanted to do before I was 30.
- 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:06,101 Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister.
- 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:07,519 Oh, well. But, yay!
- 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:13,192 And, girls, this thing is a godsend, if you know what I mean. Heh.
- 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:26,121 Come on, let's have some fun, huh? What do you want to do today?
- 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,165 Nothing. I don't want to do anything.
- 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:33,337 Doing nothing on your 30th is better than doing something stupid, like Ross.
- 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,423 Hey, that was a practical purchase.
- 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,635 I needed that car for transportation.
- 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:42,012 Okay? I have a child.
- 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,641 How hot do I look in this, huh?
- 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,018 Ross, a sports car?
- 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,563 Wouldn't it be cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?
- 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,483 That's not what this is about, okay?
- 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,985 I am a sports car enthusiast.
- 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,948 - I've always been into cars. - What's the horsepower on this thing?
- 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,742 I don't know, but look how shiny.
- 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:09,915 - I can't believe you bought this. - So can I have a ride, stud?
- 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,583 Hop in.
- 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:17,339 Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life.
- 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:42,239 Damn it.
- 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,993 Okay, who's next?
- 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:51,206 You know what? I am gonna do something today.
- 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,375 I'm not just gonna sit around like some old lady.
- 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:55,961 I want to get something pierced.
- 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:59,506 Like my, uh, nose or my tongue or something.
- 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,425 Really? Because, you know, that hurts.
- 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,468 So what? You know, the way I see it...
- 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,804 Ow! Son of a bitch.
- 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,766 Look, Rachel, I know what you're going through.
- 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,228 I'm totally freaked out about turning 25.
- 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,567 Get out of my apartment.
- 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,070 Rach, for what it's worth, I think that you're doing great.
- 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,115 I mean, let's face it, no one handles this well.
- 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,242 Heh. Least of all you.
- 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:35,542 Would you put that back on. Monica's gonna be here any minute.
- 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,919 But it hurts my Joey's apple.
- 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:45,177 Okay, for the last time, it's not named after each individual man.
- 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:51,350 You've done a wonderful job with this party, Chandler.
- 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:54,644 - Everything looks so lovely. - Oh, well, not as lovely as you.
- 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:58,357 I mean, I can't believe you would have a 30-year-old daughter.
- 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:02,402 And you, I can't believe you would have a tux that's 30 years old.
- 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:07,783 It's older than that. Ross was actually conceived right near this tuxedo.
- 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,451 CHANDLER: Oh.
- 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,913 Okay, everybody hide. I saw her. She's coming.
- 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:15,665 Okay, okay. Everybody down. Everybody down.
- 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,335 [DOOR RATTLING]
- 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:24,966 Okay, everybody stay here. I will find out what's going on.
- 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:30,305 Hey, you got the door open.
- 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,809 Hey, are you drunk?
- 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,227 No.
- 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,730 Okay.
- 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:40,607 Whoa.
- 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,361 Okay.
- 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:49,074 See, I was a little nervous about turning...
- 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:50,367 ...30.
- 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,576 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,704 So the busboys took me out for some drinks.
- 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,544 Might want to puke on you later.
- 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:07,008 Okay, here's the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you.
- 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,469 All your friends are in there and your parents.
- 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,847 - No. - Yes.
- 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:14,850 Oh, no. My parents have never seen me drunk.
- 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,560 That they know of.
- 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,731 Here's the thing. We'll get you some coffee and they will never know that you're drunk.
- 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,443 - Really, you promise? - Yeah, I'll take care of it.
- 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,695 I love you so much.
- 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:30,991 Okay, we have to do something about your breath.
- 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:34,286 What about your breath?
- 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:37,372 That's still yours.
- 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,002 Okay, now, remember, it's a surprise party.
- 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,546 So when you go in, act surprised.
- 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:45,839 - Okay. - Okay. Shh.
- 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,132 Ready?
- 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,724 ALL: Surprise!
- 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:03,607 Okay, forward. Forward.
- 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:04,983 Stop!
- 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,111 Okay, back... Stop!
- 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:13,241 Okay, for... Stop! Stop! Stop!
- 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,661 Okay. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
- 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,664 I'm gonna break into this minivan, put it in neutral.
- 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,709 You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of the spot.
- 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,795 Okay? All right. Here we go.
- 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:31,843 [CAR ALARM WAILING]
- 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,303 Haul ass!
- 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:48,109 Happy 30th birthday. Here.
- 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,571 It's for the child in you. And the woman.
- 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,532 Happy 30th.
- 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,534 Why do you keep saying that?
- 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,203 Because it's our 30th birthday.
- 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:01,790 Yeah, no, we're not 30. We're 31. Okay.
- 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,000 Wait.
- 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,629 Oh, it's you.
- 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,548 Yeah. What?
- 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,800 Yeah, we're not 30. We're 31.
- 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,301 Nuh-uh.
- 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,971 Yuh-huh. That's what it says on my birth certificate.
- 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,764 You have your birth certificate?
- 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:20,892 Yeah, I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died.
- 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:22,477 Our mom.
- 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,146 Right. Okay.
- 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:30,068 - Do you have my birth certificate? - No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway.
- 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,239 Oh, my God.
- 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:37,284 Oh, my God, we are 31.
- 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,035 Yeah.
- 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:42,872 I just lost a whole year of my life.
- 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,374 Okay.
- 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:48,378 - Your middle name is Pamela? - Yes.
- 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,631 Oh, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?
- 00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:54,009 Yes. Phoebe.
- 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:59,014 - That's my first name. - Right. Okay. Then, no.
- 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,645 Look at that. We made it all the way across the room. You're doing great.
- 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,940 - What's going on? - Monica's a little drunk.
- 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,443 Yay, I love drunk Monica.
- 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:16,031 Oh, she's so much more fun than regular Monica.
- 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,369 She doesn't want her parents to know she's drunk.
- 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,956 Oh, all right, all right. Here's what we'll do.
- 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:29,127 I'll get twice as drunk as Monica and then no one's even gonna notice her.
- 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:34,966 RACHEL: What's going on?
- 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,093 Monica's wasted.
- 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,888 Maybe that'll liven up this party.
- 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,974 Okay, will you just go help her get changed, please?
- 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,645 Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.
- 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:47,896 Yep.
- 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,652 - This one's from me. - Ah.
- 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,529 It wasn't on your list, but hopefully you'll think it's really fun.
- 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,908 A scooter.
- 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,870 Stick to the list.
- 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,583 Always stick to the list.
- 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,711 No, no, no, I love it. Thank you.
- 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,714 Okay, open ours next. Open ours next.
- 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,425 Now that you're a couple, we don't get two presents from you?
- 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,762 For my last birthday, you gave me a hug.
- 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,765 - Okay, read the card, read the card. - Okay.
- 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,896 "Happy birthday, Grandma.
- 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,901 It's better to be over the hill...
- 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,696 ...than buried under it.
- 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,868 [SOBBING] All our love, Monica and Chandler." That's funny.
- 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,454 No, no, no, no. That was a joke.
- 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,457 I know, I get it. It's funny.
- 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,668 No, because you're not a grandmother.
- 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:55,422 I know, because to be a grandmother, you have to be married and have children.
- 00:11:55,631 --> 00:12:00,135 I don't have any of those things. That's why it's so funny.
- 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,137 I'm just gonna go...
- 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,682 [DOOR CLOSES]
- 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,477 All you had to do was buy the card.
- 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,402 Okay, you know what?
- 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,321 It was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids.
- 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,824 All I really needed was a plan.
- 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,034 See, I wanna have three kids.
- 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,787 Let me guess. And you want to have them all at the same time...
- 00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:30,331 ...and you want to have them for your brother. Ha, ha.
- 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,835 As I was saying...
- 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:37,630 I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time I'm 35, right?
- 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,966 Which gives me five years.
- 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:44,846 So if I wanna have a kid when I'm 35, I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34.
- 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:48,767 Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes.
- 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:55,690 Oh, wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant.
- 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,776 Really? That long?
- 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,575 Look all you want, it's happening.
- 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,538 So I don't have to get married until I'm 33.
- 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,707 That's three years. That's three whole years.
- 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,083 Oh, wait a minute though.
- 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:17,462 I'll need a year and a half to plan the wedding.
- 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,132 And I'd like to know the guy for like a year, year and a half...
- 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,344 ...before we get engaged.
- 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:28,723 Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I'm 30.
- 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:34,062 Which is fine, because you just turned...
- 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,064 ...28.
- 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,317 No, Ross. No, it is not fine.
- 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:43,029 According to my plan, I should already be with the guy that I'm gonna marry.
- 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,572 [TAG CHEERS]
- 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,080 Will you quit hogging it?
- 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:01,172 Oh, I'm telling you, it's like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
- 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,884 You're drunk.
- 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:09,097 Mom and Dad are gonna be mad.
- 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,183 Maybe I'm a little drunk.
- 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,187 Hey. Are those crab cakes?
- 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:20,149 Did I not tell you to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
- 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,778 How you feeling?
- 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,448 You are so handsome.
- 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,495 I want to make love to you right here, right now.
- 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,955 [MONICA GROWLS]
- 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:38,293 I really wish that you wouldn't.
- 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:43,298 All you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay?
- 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:49,554 Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and don't talk to anyone.
- 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:53,516 Speech, speech. Let's hear from the birthday girl, huh?
- 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,643 Pheebs.
- 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,812 Don't you see, everybody's looking at me.
- 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,480 The plan's working.
- 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,651 I didn't even have to take off my top yet.
- 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,112 Speech. Come on, speech.
- 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,615 ALL: Come on. Speech.
- 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,994 Hey, Chandler, you can't keep your hands off her for one second.
- 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,829 Oh, I think it's nice.
- 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,290 I think it's necessary.
- 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,009 I wanna thank you all for coming.
- 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,346 My family and my friends.
- 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,973 Whoo-hoo.
- 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:39,312 I'd really like to say that I'm, um...
- 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:43,024 You know what I'd really like to say?
- 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,860 I'm drunk.
- 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,906 That's right, Mom and Dad.
- 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:53,534 Your little "Harmomica" is hammered.
- 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:59,290 [LAUGHING] And guess what? I've been drunk before.
- 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,168 And I've smoked a cigarette.
- 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,546 But you know what? You know what?
- 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:11,678 It's all okay. It's okay, because I turned 30 today.
- 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,222 And I can do anything I want.
- 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,934 Because I am a grownup.
- 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,693 - Okay, quick. Help me get this off. - Yeah.
- 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,739 I lost a whole year.
- 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,575 I can't believe it. This is so unfair.
- 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,744 Come on, Pheebs, it'll be okay.
- 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,246 Will it? Will it?
- 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,250 How would you feel if you found out you were 31?
- 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,254 That's not gonna happen, you know, because we have a new deal.
- 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,716 Plus, it totally ruined my schedule.
- 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:53,928 I haven't done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31.
- 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,888 - Like what? - Like, okay...
- 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,558 ...I haven't met any Portuguese people.
- 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,269 I haven't had the perfect kiss.
- 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,771 And I haven't been to sniper school.
- 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,943 Phoebe, why don't we go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
- 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,947 No, I just feel like being by myself for a while, all right? I'll see you guys later.
- 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,490 Thanks.
- 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,368 Oh, poor Pheebs.
- 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,122 Hey, you know what, you guys? I think I'm gonna go walk her home.
- 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,128 - Oh, man. - What?
- 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,297 He's gonna eat the cake.
- 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,508 Pheebs. Wait up.
- 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,302 Listen, I...
- 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,304 Close your eyes.
- 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,903 Maybe that's one you can cross off your list.
- 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,324 Oh, yeah. Heh.
- 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,286 Oh, and plus, I'm one-sixteenth Portuguese.
- 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:09,504 Okay, is everybody clear? We're gonna pick it up...
- 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,340 ...and move it.
- 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:18,679 All we need is teamwork, okay? We're gonna lift the car...
- 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:22,016 ...and slide it out.
- 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,103 Lift...
- 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,605 ...and slide.
- 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,525 - Ross, I really don't think this... - Lift...
- 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,861 ...and slide.
- 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,697 - Okay, here we go. ROSS: All right, everyone.
- 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,574 Lift...
- 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,455 ...and slide.
- 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:52,463 - Hey, Joey... - Oh, come on, Rach, my turn just started.
- 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,925 Actually, I just want to talk to Tag.
- 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,137 Oh, okay. Hey, can I ride this outside?
- 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,889 - Whatever, okay? I'm not your mother. - Okay.
- 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,142 - Not in the street! JOEY: Yeah.
- 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,603 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:12,859 - How you doing, you feeling any better? - Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm, um...
- 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,112 - Let's talk. - Okay.
- 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,573 - Um... - What's up?
- 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,159 Uh, Tag, um...
- 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:25,079 You're such a great guy, and we have so much fun together.
- 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,497 - But I... - Wait.
- 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,417 I think I see where you're going.
- 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:33,379 But before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing?
- 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,264 Well said.
- 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,895 And a, uh, good example of the fun I was referring to.
- 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:55,276 Uh, but, heh, I think I'm past the point where I can, you know, just have fun.
- 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,988 Rachel, don't do this. This is just because you're turning 30.
- 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,990 Yeah, it is.
- 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,952 But you're just a kid. I mean, you're 25.
- 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,788 - Twenty-four, actually. - Oh, God.
- 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:15,171 You know what I wish? I wish you were six years older.
- 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:19,800 Well, actually, if I'm wishing for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger.
- 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,638 - Me too. - Yeah. I'm sorry.
- 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,394 [DOOR OPENS]
- 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,981 Hey, how'd it go?
- 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,399 Oh.
- 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:40,071 If I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?
- 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,324 You did the right thing.
- 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,081 I don't like this anymore.
- 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,172 Well, here we are. Just a bunch of 30-year-olds.
- 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:03,678 Wow, do you realize in 10 years we're gonna be 40?
- 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:12,019 Why, God? Why are you doing this to us?
- 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,697 Yes. My baby's finally free.
- 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,198 All right.
- 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,867 Start it up. Let's go.
- 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,246 ROSS: Whoo-hoo!
- 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,420 How hot are we?
- 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,221 You wanna buy a car?
- 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,186 [English - US - SDH]
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