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Эпизод, в котором никто не спит
The One Where They're Up All Night
Сезон: 07Серия: 12
Описание
Компания не спит всю ночь, пытаясь увидеть комету с крыши. Моника и Чендлер не могут уснуть и решают заняться сексом, но она засыпает прямо во время секса. Рейчел и Таг возвращаются в офис, чтобы поискать рабочий файл, который, по её словам, он потерял. Джои и Росс застревают на крыше и пытаются выбраться. Детектор дыма Фиби срабатывает и не перестаёт пищать, что приводит к столкновению с пожарным.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,172 Ross, when's this comet thing start?
- 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:10,092 Well, technically, it started 7 billion years ago.
- 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,677 RACHEL: No, no. JOEY: Oh, God.
- 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,805 Okay. Fine, I'll stop. No teaching, okay?
- 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:18,851 We'll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky.
- 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,519 - Okay? CHANDLER: Okay.
- 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:25,399 Whose official name is Bapstein-King. Okay! Okay!
- 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:30,404 There it is. Oh, look at that!
- 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:33,532 Isn't Mother Nature amazing?
- 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,077 That's a plane.
- 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:41,915 Well, all right, 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high...
- 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,917 ...that's pretty amazing too.
- 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:49,757 - I wonder if you can see my apartment. - No, you can't.
- 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:53,510 - What? - I don't know.
- 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:57,514 Man, look at all those stars.
- 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:02,895 Infinite space. It really makes you wonder, doesn't it?
- 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,481 - Know what else makes you wonder? - Huh?
- 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:08,317 Check out the rack on that chick.
- 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,572 We've been out here for two hours...
- 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:59,076 ...and we haven't seen any stupid comets. Can we go now?
- 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,579 I mean, Chandler's getting chilly.
- 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,835 No, I'm not.
- 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,630 Then why are you wearing Monica's jacket?
- 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,092 Because it's flattering!
- 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,887 Come on, Monica. Come on, Monica.
- 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:23,433 - We're taking off too. We rented a movie. - Oh, I won't say no to a movie.
- 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,395 Oh, Pheebs, we just actually wanted to be alone.
- 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:28,772 - Shh. Get me out of here. RACHEL: Oh, okay.
- 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:33,652 - Hey, Ross. - What?
- 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:35,571 - Check this out. - Is it the comet?
- 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,867 No. Look, there's a bug stuck in tar right here.
- 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:42,119 I can't believe...
- 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,872 I bring you to see the Bapstein-King comet...
- 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:47,583 ...one of nature's most spectacular phenomena...
- 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:52,379 ...and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and some woman.
- 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,926 You know, there's two women, dude.
- 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:00,888 Show me where.
- 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,765 Right... Right up here.
- 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:12,983 Joey, where's the pipe that was holding the door open?
- 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,443 I don't know.
- 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,661 Yeah, I do.
- 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,499 - Joey! - What? Hey, don't look at me!
- 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:34,463 You wanted to come up here and look for some stupid Burger King comet.
- 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:38,550 It's called the Bapstein-King comet, okay?
- 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:42,304 Hey, Bapstein was a very well-respected astronomer from...
- 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,139 No! No!
- 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,141 No!
- 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:57,444 - Monica. - She's sleeping.
- 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,491 I know. Just a quick question.
- 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:07,037 Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?
- 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:12,668 Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duvall.
- 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:16,546 Armageddon is what's going to happen to you if you wake me up.
- 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:20,842 Sorry, I just can't sleep.
- 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,095 Ooh!
- 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:29,768 Where's that book you're reading with two women who are ice-skating...
- 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,521 ...and wearing those hats with the flowers on it.
- 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:35,857 Because every time I look at that cover, I'm like:
- 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:37,985 [SNORES]
- 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:41,196 It's in the living room, where there's also a light...
- 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,573 ...and no one will kick you in the shin.
- 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,493 What?
- 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,036 Ow!
- 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:57,546 [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
- 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:02,092 Please don't be a spaceship. Please don't be a spaceship.
- 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,727 Oh, thank God.
- 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:32,331 [BEEPS]
- 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,007 Hm.
- 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,302 [BEEPS]
- 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,597 How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you!
- 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:50,432 I took out your battery! How can...?
- 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,641 [BEEPS]
- 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:52,976 Don't interrupt me!
- 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,189 ROSS: Monica! Monica!
- 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,066 JOEY: Come on!
- 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:04,154 I can't believe this!
- 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:08,825 All right, well, I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
- 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,994 Yeah, I guess we don't have a choice.
- 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:15,290 Help us! Please, help us!
- 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:19,503 We're stuck up on the roof, and we can't get down!
- 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,381 Ross.
- 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,593 I was thinking we'd just go down the fire escape.
- 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,472 I know. I wasn't finished.
- 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,727 But don't worry!
- 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:39,898 We're gonna go down the fire escape!
- 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,493 Shh-shh-shh!
- 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:59,501 I'm sorry, I thought I'd make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.
- 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,044 With a wok?
- 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:05,257 I thought my boring book was gonna put you to sleep.
- 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,843 It got interesting.
- 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:10,178 Damn you, Oprah!
- 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,182 Here, let me make the milk. I'm up anyway.
- 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,852 You know what we could do now that we're up?
- 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:19,855 We could just talk to each other all night long.
- 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:22,524 Like when we were first going out. It'd be fun.
- 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,568 - Okay, that does sound fun. - Yeah.
- 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:28,280 So how bummed were you when the second sister died, huh?
- 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,407 The second sister dies?!
- 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:36,746 No.
- 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:41,585 No, I was talking about the book I was reading.
- 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:45,881 The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
- 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:49,217 That's correct.
- 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,810 Want to go in the bedroom? It's more comfortable.
- 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:00,729 - Sure. - Okay.
- 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,609 Oh, wait, did you send those contracts to Milan?
- 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:10,322 - If this is your idea of sexy talk... - No.
- 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,074 Seriously. Did you overnight the contracts I gave you?
- 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,242 What contracts?
- 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:18,246 Please tell me this is just one of your jokes that I don't get. Heh, heh.
- 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:19,581 Like what?
- 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,834 Like the thing when you put the phone in your pants?
- 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,503 [LAUGHS]
- 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,838 Tag, I'm serious. This isn't funny.
- 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:29,633 Those contracts had to go out today.
- 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,843 You didn't give me any contracts.
- 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:35,138 Yes, I did. I put a little Post-it on it that said:
- 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:39,226 "Must go out today," and I underlined "today" three times.
- 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:43,939 Then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn't wanna seem too bossy.
- 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,274 You never gave them to me.
- 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:51,154 If we went to the office, you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
- 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:55,450 No, I'd see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk.
- 00:08:55,618 --> 00:09:00,330 Maybe I'm embarrassed because you talk on the phone with your crotch.
- 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,458 - You want to go to the office now? - No.
- 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,836 Come on, it's late. We're not going down to the office.
- 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,840 Yeah, I understand. I wouldn't want to be proved wrong either.
- 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,301 All right, get your coat!
- 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:18,557 Oh! When did you unhook this? Nice work!
- 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,568 It won't go down any further. It's stuck.
- 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,320 We'll just have to jump.
- 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,866 Yep. Now, we're gonna have to make sure to land...
- 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:40,495 ...to the right of that patch of ice, okay?
- 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:44,374 Not hit the dumpster on the other side.
- 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:50,422 And try to avoid that weird brownish-red stuff in the middle.
- 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,175 So when you get down there...
- 00:09:56,178 --> 00:10:01,057 ...you go up to the roof and you let me in.
- 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:04,686 - Whoa. Wait a minute. I have to do it? - Yeah. You'll be fine.
- 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,522 It'll be just like bungee jumping, you know?
- 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:11,901 But instead of bouncing back up, you won't.
- 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,365 Well, what if I smack my head on the concrete?
- 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:21,077 Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, Joey. It's a possibility.
- 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:27,709 I don't know. Tell you what, let's flip to see who does it.
- 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:31,254 - You call it in the air, all right? - Oh, all right. Tail. Oh!
- 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:38,428 - Can you see what it is? - No.
- 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,931 - Okay. Well, you be careful. - No. No, Ross, stop.
- 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:43,266 I'm not jumping.
- 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,604 Look, I have an audition tomorrow, and I can't go if I break my leg.
- 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:52,442 Well, I'm not jumping. I have a son. He won't have a father if I die.
- 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,569 So it looks like we're even.
- 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,616 [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
- 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,577 Okay, so this wire...
- 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,748 ...is connected to this wire, which plugs into here.
- 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:10,710 Okay, so to get the beeping to stop, all I have to do...
- 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,420 [BEEPING CONTINUES]
- 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,255 Okay.
- 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,259 [BEEPING STOPS]
- 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,933 Well done, Pheebs.
- 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,602 [CONTINUOUS BEEPING]
- 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,607 What do you want from me?!
- 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:39,114 Here's your milk. What should we talk about?
- 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,993 What? What? What?
- 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:48,665 Oh, were you sleeping, sweetie? I'm sorry. Here.
- 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,714 Okay. Feel free to look...
- 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,800 ...but I'm telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
- 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,636 How could you know? Look at this mess, Tag.
- 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,973 This is what I'm talking about. You have to be more organized.
- 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:09,144 You've got newspapers, you've got magazines, you... Oh!
- 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,105 And who's this chippy?
- 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,983 A little young for you, but whatever.
- 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,317 That's my sister.
- 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:20,155 Really? Very cute braces.
- 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:24,242 Anyway, you know what? The point is, Tag, start looking...
- 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:27,704 ...because you're gonna find those contracts on your desk.
- 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:33,334 So when do you imagine you gave them to me? Morning or afternoon?
- 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:37,714 In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch...
- 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:41,384 ...he put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-it on it...
- 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,512 ...that said:
- 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,724 "Must go out today."
- 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,562 So you just keep looking in there, all right?
- 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,862 Not here.
- 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,531 Puzzler.
- 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,745 Bit of a puzzle.
- 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:12,999 Why don't you check the copy room? Maybe the contracts are in there.
- 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:16,044 - How could I have left them in the copy room? - I don't know.
- 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,713 How can your genitals make phone calls?
- 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:23,218 Okay? It's not a perfect world. Just go, please?
- 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,054 - Fine. - Thank you.
- 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,902 Hello?
- 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,574 I still don't get it.
- 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,956 You still awake?
- 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,208 Yeah. You?
- 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,254 You do know that was me that just said that, right?
- 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,717 Hey.
- 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,761 As long as we're both up...
- 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,430 Yeah?
- 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,603 I hope you're not thinking about cleaning the living room.
- 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,820 Man, I'm starving. What the hell was I thinking at dinner?
- 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,615 "Do you want soup or salad?" Both, always order both.
- 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:33,955 You know, I'm looking, and I don't think anyone's home here.
- 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,791 I say we just break the window...
- 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,293 ...crawl through...
- 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,837 ...and you know, explain later.
- 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,964 - No one's home? - I don't think so.
- 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,299 Hello?
- 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,009 [DOG BARKING]
- 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,850 So when you get in there...
- 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,147 [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
- 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:05,153 Okay. This is where you and I part ways.
- 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,613 Noisy bitch!
- 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,162 Oh, what? What are you doing?
- 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,831 Do you know what just happened?
- 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,836 Yeah. We had sex and then we fell asleep.
- 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,258 No. We were in the middle of sex...
- 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,553 ...and you fell asleep.
- 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:35,016 No. No, that's not true.
- 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,477 No, best time ever.
- 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,023 Yeah. You rock my world.
- 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,861 - Monica? - What?
- 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,657 I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it.
- 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:55,370 So please wake up so we can do it right.
- 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,374 Okay. Okay. I'm ready.
- 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,668 - Come on, big fella. - Okay.
- 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,920 - Give me the good stuff. - Yeah.
- 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,716 No, no, no. Don't fall asleep.
- 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,096 Okay, I'm going to make you some coffee.
- 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:19,394 Well, I probably won't spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
- 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,229 Okay, I'm up. I'm up.
- 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,735 Hi. I got you some coffee to...
- 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,238 So you got anything for me?
- 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,240 - Still no luck. - Oh, my God.
- 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,243 You checked your entire desk and all the drawers?
- 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,954 - Want me to check again? - I wish you would.
- 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,916 Well, no, it's not in there.
- 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,918 How about that drawer?
- 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:55,263 Well, it's not out here. Any chance it could be in your office?
- 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,146 I don't know.
- 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,065 I mean, let me check.
- 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,492 Any luck?
- 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,163 Can I see you in my office for a minute?
- 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,664 Yeah.
- 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,959 You found them!
- 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,963 I'm not even gonna gloat.
- 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,467 - I'm just really relieved it's... - You put these on my desk.
- 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:33,801 - I did not. - Oh, really?
- 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,095 So they slid out of your bottom drawer...
- 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,973 ...crawled across the floor, then jumped onto my desk?
- 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,976 How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
- 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,775 I am so hot for you right now.
- 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,154 [POUNDING ON DOOR]
- 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,326 [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
- 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:05,583 Oh, my God! How did you get back here?
- 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,585 MAN: Phoebe Buffay?
- 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,756 Fire Alarm?
- 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,723 Oh, hi, Officer Fireman. Can I help you?
- 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,850 Your fire alarm was in the trash.
- 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,936 - That's not mine. - Yes, it is.
- 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,104 How do you know?
- 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,232 If you dump a fire alarm, don't use a blanket that says:
- 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,401 "Property of Phoebe Buffay, not Monica."
- 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,113 Do you have a search warrant?
- 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,783 Because the last time I checked, this was still America.
- 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,912 Please reattach it. It's against the law to disconnect them.
- 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:47,208 Fine. But please, God, tell me how to stop it from going off?
- 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,001 Press the reset button.
- 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,839 There's a reset button? Oh, thank you. Thank you.
- 00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,925 Oh. There's a reset button?
- 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,177 My God!
- 00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,971 Why didn't I see that?
- 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,722 [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
- 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,976 Reset button. Reset button.
- 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,396 Where is there a reset button? Oh, here it is! Oh!
- 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,566 [SMOKE ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING]
- 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,994 God!
- 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,667 - Okay, you have a good grip? - Yeah.
- 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,712 Okay, I'm gonna start to climb down you now.
- 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,675 - All right, just hurry up. - Okay.
- 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,304 Now, should I climb down your front so we're face to face...
- 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:45,016 ...or should I climb down your back so we're...
- 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,976 ...butt to face?
- 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,688 - Face to face. - I like face to face.
- 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,400 - Okay, here I come. - All right.
- 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,364 Oh, my... How much do you weigh, Ross?
- 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:06,495 I prefer not to answer that right now. I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.
- 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,127 [ROSS GRUNTS]
- 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,339 When we talked about face to face...
- 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,425 ...I don't think we thought it all the way through.
- 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,888 - What do you want me to do? - Just shimmy down me and drop.
- 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,686 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:36,067 You know, maybe I should hang, and you should climb down me.
- 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:39,862 Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
- 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,992 - It still looks pretty far. - It's not that far. Just drop.
- 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,953 Do not rush me!
- 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,831 [BOTH GRUNTING]
- 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:59,715 Ross, my pants are starting to come down, and I'm not wearing any underwear.
- 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:02,843 ROSS: Whoa!
- 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,053 [THUDS]
- 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:07,807 Ow! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle!
- 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:11,560 I think I twisted it when... Ooh, a quarter!
- 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,777 That really was some of your best work.
- 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,195 I told you.
- 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,697 [SNAPS FINGERS]]
- 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,492 I can't believe it.
- 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,830 I've only got two hours until I call in sick for work.
- 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,332 I have to be up in seven minutes.
- 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:38,546 Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes...
- 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,840 Really?
- 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,758 You want to?
- 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,429 Okay. You get the vacuum cleaner. I'll get the furniture polish.
- 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,645 [English - US - SDH]
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