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Эпизод с Рождественским Броненосцем
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Сезон: 07Серия: 10
Описание
Росс хочет познакомить своего сына-полуеврея с Ханукой, но тот обожает Рождество, поэтому, не сумев найти костюм Санты, Росс переодевается в «Праздничного броненосца» и пытается заинтересовать Бена праздничными торжествами Хануки. Квартира Фиби и Рейчел отремонтирована, но Фиби опасается, что Рейчел предпочитает жить у Джои. Чтобы Рейчел снова переехала к ней, Фиби дарит Джои разные подарки: паука, который пугает Джои больше, чем Рейчел, и ударную установку, которая раздражает Монику.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:04,003 Bye-bye.
- 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:06,505 I just got reservations at Michelle's...
- 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,966 ...and tickets to The Music Man to celebrate...
- 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,677 ...our first holiday as a betrothed couple.
- 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:15,055 - "Betrothed." - Betrothed couple.
- 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:17,141 - Hey. CHANDLER: Hi.
- 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:20,185 - Aw. - Oh.
- 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:25,065 - Pheebs? PHOEBE: Uh-huh?
- 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:26,817 Skull?
- 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,318 Oh. Yeah, it's my mom's.
- 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:30,070 Oh, my God!
- 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,781 No, no, no. It's not my mom.
- 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,616 It belonged to my mom.
- 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:38,287 She used to put it out every Christmas...
- 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:42,791 ...to remind us that even though it's Christmas, people still die.
- 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:46,336 And you can put candy in it.
- 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:48,505 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,716 - Hey. RACHEL: Hey.
- 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:51,925 Licorice?
- 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,137 Sure. Ha, ha.
- 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:58,849 - I get Ben for the holidays this year. - That's great!
- 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:01,435 - Are you gonna dress up as Santa? - Nope.
- 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,437 I know Susan does every year.
- 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,523 I want to take this year to teach him about Hanukkah.
- 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:08,150 And maybe I could teach Ben...
- 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:11,153 ...about the Christmas skull and how people die.
- 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:14,490 You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.
- 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:15,949 Mm.
- 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,788 Hey.
- 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:28,629 - Did you know he was in there? - No.
- 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,883 - How long have we been home? - About half an hour.
- 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,343 Lovely.
- 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,220 You know what I was thinking? When we get married, will you, uh...
- 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,013 ...change your name to "Bing"?
- 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,558 No.
- 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:24,977 Why not?
- 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,729 Bing's weird.
- 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:30,899 Oh, hey, you guys.
- 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,818 MONICA & CHANDLER & PHOEBE: Hey.
- 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,236 Guess what?
- 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,239 My landlord just called. My apartment's gonna be ready soon.
- 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:38,782 I guess I'll be moving out.
- 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,659 Aw, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you.
- 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,744 Yes, you will be very sad.
- 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:48,500 - I gotta go tell Rachel the good news. - Oh. You'll be living together again?
- 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,378 - Why not? - She's having so much fun with Joey...
- 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,881 ...I assumed she'd still be living with him.
- 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:56,717 Why do you think she's having so much fun?
- 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,219 No reason, except she...
- 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,180 ...told me.
- 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:04,099 She said she didn't want to live with me?
- 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:07,019 No. No, she didn't say that.
- 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,355 I think you should talk to Monica now.
- 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:14,151 Phoebe, I'm sure she wants to live with you.
- 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,861 You're absolutely sure?
- 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,530 No, but I'll bet she probably does.
- 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,823 Oh, probably?
- 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,325 I don't like that word.
- 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:26,246 I know what "probably" really means. Yeah, uh-huh, yeah.
- 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,749 "Oh, your mom probably won't kill herself."
- 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:32,711 You know. I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging my hopes...
- 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:36,340 ...of Rachel and I living together on "probably."
- 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:39,134 You gotta take care of yourself in this world.
- 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:41,845 History teaches us nothing.
- 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:47,017 Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?
- 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:53,774 You're home.
- 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,651 Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas?
- 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,152 [PLAYING DRUMS]
- 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,537 - Drums? - No, drums!
- 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,171 Could we get two burritos to go, please? Ha, ha.
- 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:22,219 I'm sorry. But not that sorry, you don't have to live with it.
- 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:24,888 Um, we have a reservation under Bing.
- 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:28,475 Okay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes.
- 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,645 We have tickets to The Music Man at 8.
- 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,648 I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.
- 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:37,109 Is this because of the burrito thing?
- 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,948 - You need to give him money. - It was a joke!
- 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,785 To get a table. Places like this are always shaking you down.
- 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,455 - Everybody wants a payoff. - All right, calm down, O'Malley.
- 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:55,711 - I'll slip him some money. - But you've got to be smooth.
- 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:58,130 Hey, I can be smooth.
- 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,387 We're in a hurry. If you could get us a table...
- 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,306 ...a bit quicker, I'd appreciate it.
- 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:09,725 - Of course, sir. - Okay.
- 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,646 - How'd it go? - Had the money in the wrong hand.
- 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,110 [LAUGHING]
- 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:22,988 You don't feel...
- 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,823 ...like you're gonna throw up? - No.
- 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,617 Well, I do. So let's...
- 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:31,330 So, Ben, you, uh...
- 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,999 You know what holiday is coming up?
- 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,208 Christmas.
- 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:38,587 Yeah, and you know what other holiday is coming up?
- 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,130 Christmas Eve.
- 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,092 Yes, but also...
- 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,054 Hanukkah!
- 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:52,059 See, you're part Jewish and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.
- 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:54,936 Santa has reindeers that can fly.
- 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,563 Right, um, but on Hanukkah...
- 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,191 Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle.
- 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:03,070 Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.
- 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:04,654 [SINGING] Jingle bells, jingle bells
- 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,615 Okay, that's right. Yes...
- 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:09,534 ...but on Hanukkah, we sing, uh:
- 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:12,579 [SINGS] Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay
- 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,415 Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
- 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:18,251 Ha, ha. Okay, it's not a contest.
- 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,128 When is Santa coming?
- 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,883 How about this year, instead of Santa...
- 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,803 ...we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?
- 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:29,888 No Santa?
- 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,681 Was I bad?
- 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:35,936 No, no, no, you weren't bad. You've been very good, Ben.
- 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,481 - Santa's mad at me. - No, hey, hey, come on.
- 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:42,067 Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay?
- 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:44,444 You're his favorite little guy.
- 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,113 So Santa's coming?
- 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:49,908 Yes!
- 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,785 Santa's coming.
- 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,875 It's easy. Just keep it casual.
- 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:02,587 Shake his hand and give him the money.
- 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:05,882 - How do you know so much about this? - I don't know.
- 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,718 Richard used to do it, didn't he?
- 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,930 We'd be eating our soup right now.
- 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:15,392 Mustached bastard.
- 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:20,313 Those people just left. Come on. Quick, give him the money.
- 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:21,940 Excuse me.
- 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,408 We're in a bit of a hurry. Can we please?
- 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,410 Ah-ha-ha-ha.
- 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,958 [DRUMS PLAYING NEARBY]
- 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:48,633 Ha!
- 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:52,179 So you like the drums.
- 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:54,306 That's great.
- 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,185 I was worried that they would create maybe...
- 00:07:58,352 --> 00:08:00,687 ...an unbearable living situation.
- 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:04,941 But, okay, well, apparently not. So, yay!
- 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:07,360 Hey, we already learned a song.
- 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,864 Ready? One, two, three, four.
- 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:14,534 BOTH [IN UNISON]: Tequila!
- 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,622 That's fun.
- 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,505 Here you go.
- 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:29,132 Thank you, Gunther. Put her there.
- 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,429 Definitely not easier with coins.
- 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,098 BOTH: Thank you.
- 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,061 - Hey, Pheebs. PHOEBE: Hey.
- 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:44,481 Here. Now I only owe you $49.50.
- 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,108 - Hey, Pheebs. - Hey.
- 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:51,112 If you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building...
- 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,406 ...why not something more subtle...
- 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,866 ...like a wrecking ball...
- 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:58,578 ...or a vial of smallpox to release in the hallway?
- 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:01,706 It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes...
- 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,750 ...Joey throws his sticks in the air...
- 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,379 ...and I have to hear: "Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!"
- 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:10,173 - I mean, it's so annoying. - Yes, thank you.
- 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:14,970 You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.
- 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:19,015 You got Joey drums to annoy Rachel...
- 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,643 ...so she wouldn't want to live there anymore?
- 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,937 Maybe on some level.
- 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,657 You could just not throw the sticks up in the air.
- 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,867 What is rock 'n' roll about that?
- 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,914 Hey, Joey, I got you another present.
- 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,668 JOEY: Hold it! Before you tell me what it is...
- 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,253 [PLAYING DRUMS]
- 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:51,798 Okay, what is it?
- 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,133 It's a...
- 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:54,593 ...tarantula!
- 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,014 Oh.
- 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,977 God, Rachel, I'm sorry. What was I thinking...
- 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:07,314 ...giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider...
- 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:11,234 ...in such a poorly constructed cage?
- 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,487 What are you talking about? I love them.
- 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:20,535 I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it died because my cat ate it.
- 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,371 And then my cat died.
- 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,665 But, Joey, isn't this cool?
- 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,585 Is it on me? I feel like it's on me. I got...
- 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,089 Oh, isn't that adorable?
- 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:36,551 - Joey is afraid of the tarantula. PHOEBE: Oh.
- 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,011 He's so adorable.
- 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,554 He's so much fun.
- 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:42,390 I'm glad you're having so much fun here.
- 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,059 Whoa. Wait a minute.
- 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,268 What's the matter?
- 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:47,604 Our apartment is ready.
- 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:52,359 And that makes you angry because?
- 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:55,153 Because you'd rather live here with Joey.
- 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,031 - Where did you get that? - Monica and Chandler...
- 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,575 ...said you were having so much fun here...
- 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:05,497 ...and apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
- 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,751 Did you get all this stuff for Joey...
- 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,253 ...to try to drive me out of the apartment?
- 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,924 You might as well have gotten him a fish.
- 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,385 You know how fish freak me out.
- 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,221 Fish.
- 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:25,350 But it wouldn't have mattered. We're gonna live together.
- 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,435 That's the deal.
- 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,896 Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me.
- 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,857 But if you're having so much fun over here...
- 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,193 Oh. It's so much more fun with you.
- 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,154 - We did have fun, didn't we? - We did.
- 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,491 They say if we want, we could see it tonight.
- 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,785 - I would love to. - Yay, okay!
- 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,955 - Good, good, good. - Great. All right. Good.
- 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,916 And Monica asked me to make the drumming stop.
- 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,712 Um, ahem.
- 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:56,673 Done.
- 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,763 Hey.
- 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,266 Hello, sir. You here to return those pants?
- 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,816 No, these are my pants.
- 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,443 Oh.
- 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,153 Okay.
- 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:22,407 - How can I help you? - Um, do you have a Santa outfit left?
- 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,784 Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
- 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,955 Okay, look. Do you have anything, uh, Christmas-y?
- 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:32,000 I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him.
- 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:36,337 Um, come on, you gotta have something.
- 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,507 I'm the Holiday Armadillo!
- 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,636 I'm a friend of Santa's...
- 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,639 ...and he sent me here to wish you...
- 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:50,059 ...a merry Christmas!
- 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:54,397 What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
- 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,984 Santa was unavailable...
- 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:01,112 ...so close to Christmas.
- 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,656 Come in, have a seat.
- 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:07,786 You must be exhausted, coming all the way from Texas.
- 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,208 - Texas? - That's right, Ben.
- 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,168 I'm Santa's representative...
- 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:19,255 ...for all the Southern states.
- 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:22,759 And Mexico!
- 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,720 But Santa sent me here...
- 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:29,557 ...to give you these presents, Ben.
- 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,269 Maybe the lady will help me with these presents.
- 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,702 Wow, thanks!
- 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,329 ROSS: You're welcome, Ben.
- 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,415 Merry Christmas. Ooh.
- 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,211 And happy Hanukkah!
- 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,674 Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I'm part Jewish.
- 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,177 You are? Me too.
- 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:10,974 Because armadillos also wandered in the desert?
- 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,228 You want to wander in the hall?
- 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,107 Oh. Hey, Ben!
- 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,484 What if the Holiday Armadillo...
- 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:25,280 ...told you all about the Festival of Lights?
- 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,531 Cool!
- 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,283 MONICA: Come on, Ben.
- 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,955 Years and years ago...
- 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,416 ...there were these people called...
- 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,084 ...the Maccabees!
- 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,796 Ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas!
- 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,632 BEN: Santa!
- 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,217 Hey.
- 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:50,054 What are you doing here, Santa?
- 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,809 Well, I'm here to see my old buddy, Ben.
- 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,186 What are you doing here...
- 00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:01,190 ...Weird Turtle Man?
- 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,945 I'm the Holiday Armadillo...
- 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,532 ...your part-Jewish friend.
- 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:14,787 You sent me here to give Ben some presents.
- 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,873 Remember?
- 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,250 What?
- 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,464 Did you bring me any presents, Santa?
- 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,341 You bet I did, Ben.
- 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,551 Put her there.
- 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:37,936 Well, it would have worked this time if his hands weren't so damn small.
- 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,274 Ho-ho-ho.
- 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,109 Ben, come open more presents.
- 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,196 Santa, the armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen.
- 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,491 There's a sentence I never thought I'd say.
- 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,702 What are you doing?
- 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:58,122 You said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume...
- 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,792 ...so I borrowed one from a guy at work.
- 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,586 Thank you, but you gotta leave.
- 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,254 - Why? - Because...
- 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,132 ...I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah...
- 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,842 ...and you're wrecking it.
- 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:14,138 But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly.
- 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:21,104 I'm sorry, Chandler, but this is really important to me.
- 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:25,358 Fine, I'll give the suit back.
- 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:29,529 Hey, you think you can keep it another night?
- 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,741 Santa, really?
- 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,743 Yeah, is that okay?
- 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,580 Did your dad ever dress up like Santa?
- 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:44,127 - No. - Then it's okay!
- 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,588 Okay, Ben. Santa has to go.
- 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,340 Say goodbye.
- 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,176 No, why does he have to go?
- 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:56,639 Because if Santa and the Holiday...
- 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,808 ...Armadillo...
- 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,312 ...are ever in the same room for too long...
- 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,649 ...the universe will implode!
- 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,611 Merry Christmas!
- 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,908 No, why can't the armadillo leave? I want Santa.
- 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,996 Fine, I give up. Santa...
- 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,749 Santa can stay!
- 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:25,710 Well, I'll stay...
- 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,464 ...but only because I want to hear about Hanukkah.
- 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,800 Ben, will you sit here with Santa...
- 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,219 ...and learn about Hanukkah?
- 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,513 Okay, Santa.
- 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,058 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,351 All right, it's time...
- 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,855 ...for the story of Hanukkah.
- 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,149 Years and years ago...
- 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:52,195 ...there were these people called the Maccabees!
- 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,864 Merry Christmas!
- 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:08,169 Oh, wow, look at this place!
- 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,548 Oh, this is terrible.
- 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,217 They've made so many changes...
- 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,762 ...I can't even feel my grandmother's presence anymore.
- 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,473 Oh, new sconces!
- 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,184 - Oh, my God! - What?
- 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:27,480 Remember, uh, how you told me your grandmother put up that wall...
- 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,941 ...to make that into two bedrooms? - Yeah.
- 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,401 And that the landlord might find out...
- 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,737 ...and then tear it down? - Yeah?
- 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,032 Do you really not know where I'm going?
- 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,827 It left. It's one huge room.
- 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,079 Oh, no!
- 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,123 [PHOEBE GASPS]
- 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,041 Wow!
- 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,544 See?
- 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,421 I guess we'll have to put the wall back up.
- 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:56,634 - You can't because of the new skylight. - There's a skylight?
- 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,761 Wow!
- 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:03,099 Oh. So should we start looking for a new place?
- 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,937 You know, I'm sensing...
- 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:12,191 ...that, um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.
- 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:14,902 Oh, yeah?
- 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:18,072 Starting to feel her again there, are we?
- 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,992 - A little bit. Yeah. - Yeah.
- 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,872 Is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?
- 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,291 You heard it too? You have the gift.
- 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,878 Phoebe, it's okay.
- 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,255 I like living with Joey.
- 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,883 - Are you sure? - Please. I hate packing...
- 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,593 ...it's closer to work.
- 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,053 And we do have fun.
- 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:45,433 Although, I'm really gonna miss living with you.
- 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,935 - Oh, me too. - I know.
- 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,689 Oh. Did you hear that?
- 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,066 I'm getting something from your grandmother.
- 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,570 She said since you get to keep the one-bedroom apartment...
- 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:01,282 ...you should give Rachel the purple chair.
- 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,953 No, I do not hear that.
- 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,625 And the miracle was that that little bit of oil...
- 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:14,670 ...that should have lasted just one day, burned for...
- 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,797 - Eight whole days. ROSS: That's right.
- 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:20,843 And that's why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.
- 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,054 - Awesome. - Yeah.
- 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,472 My favorite part...
- 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:29,268 ...was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.
- 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:37,944 The armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part.
- 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,072 Okay, Ben, it's time to light...
- 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,408 ...the Hanukkah candles!
- 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,202 CHANDLER: Ho-ho-ho.
- 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,252 Hey.
- 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,795 - Oh. - Wow.
- 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,422 Looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here.
- 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,886 Come on, come on. We're lighting the candles.
- 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,638 PHOEBE & RACHEL: Oh, oh.
- 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,935 I understand why Superman is here...
- 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,939 ...but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral?
- 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,658 JOEY: You get it? - I got it.
- 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,702 JOEY: Back in the cage?
- 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,913 It's back in the cage.
- 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,957 JOEY: Is the cage closed?
- 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,920 Joey, will you just come out here and stop being such a baby?
- 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,096 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
- 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,021 [English - US - SDH]
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