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Эпизод, в котором выясняется, что Чендлер не любит собак»
The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Сезон: 07Серия: 08
Описание
Фиби тайком приводит в квартиру собаку; Чендлер признаётся, что ненавидит собак. Росс становится одержим идеей перечислить все пятьдесят штатов США, чтобы заработать на ужин в День благодарения. Узнав, что Таг расстался со своей девушкой и ему некуда пойти на День благодарения, Рейчел приглашает его в квартиру Моники и Чендлера. Она не решается признаться Тагу, что влюблена в него.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:06,964 - Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. ALL: Shh.
- 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:10,009 What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?
- 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,344 No, we're playing this game I learned at work.
- 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:15,097 You have to name all the states in six minutes.
- 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,933 What? That's, like, insanely easy.
- 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,728 No, it's harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one.
- 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:24,106 Or in some cases, 14.
- 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,943 It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people...
- 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,862 ...so technically, I didn't lose.
- 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,072 You forgot 14 states?
- 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,658 Nobody cares about the Dakotas.
- 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:35,909 [WATCH BEEPS]
- 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,494 Oh, okay, time's up.
- 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,079 All right, I got 48.
- 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,789 Oh, that's not bad. Pheebs?
- 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:45,085 Oh, I got tired of naming states, so I decided to list the types of celery.
- 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,256 And I have one, regular celery.
- 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:54,470 Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in...
- 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,389 ...vegetables. Joey?
- 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,893 Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
- 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:05,105 - Wow, how many you got? - Fifty-six.
- 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,482 Hey, how is New England not a state?
- 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:50,859 Huh? They have a sports team.
- 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,987 Does South Oregon have a sports team?
- 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:57,783 There you go.
- 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,787 How come we have one extra place setting?
- 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:06,416 - Because you invited your assistant. - Oh, right, sorry. Tag's not coming.
- 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,503 His girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
- 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:10,796 Oh, why didn't you tell me?
- 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,216 I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.
- 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:17,553 Oh, well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know...
- 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:21,014 ...your food is so delicious and perfect...
- 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:24,560 ...you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
- 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:29,857 You'd think I wouldn't enjoy that because it is so fake, ha, ha, but I still do.
- 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:32,818 Regular celery.
- 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,862 Oh, I already have that.
- 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:40,826 Done, with time to spare.
- 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:45,706 - Ooh, this may be a new world's record. - You know, I hate to lecture you guys...
- 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:49,585 ...but it's kind of disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults...
- 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:54,464 ...and Joey, can't name all the states.
- 00:02:54,716 --> 00:03:00,095 You ever see a map or one of those round colorful things called a globe?
- 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:04,349 Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states.
- 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:08,228 - What? That's impossible. JOEY: Forty-six.
- 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:11,857 Well, who's well-educated now, Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States?
- 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,944 I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna go turn on Joey's.
- 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:19,156 Please, watch him. Do not let Joey eat any of the food.
- 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,033 I am only one man.
- 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,036 [WATCH BEEPS]
- 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,871 - Okay, time is up. - Give me another minute.
- 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:29,208 Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay?
- 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:33,462 That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.
- 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,964 This is crazy. I can do this.
- 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,635 All right, uh, I bet I can get all 50, uh, before dinner.
- 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,095 Okay, but if you can't, no dinner.
- 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,680 You're on.
- 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,559 All right, don't look at my list, because there's a lot on there that you don't have.
- 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,397 Hey, did you guys know your oven doesn't work?
- 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:55,484 But the drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right?
- 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,488 - Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay? - Shh.
- 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,657 Chandler, give me a hand.
- 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:07,079 Sure. Joey, do not let Ross look at any maps or the globe in your apartment.
- 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:10,249 Don't worry, Chandler. It's not a globe of the United States.
- 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,592 Hey, you guys, I'm gonna go out and take a walk.
- 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,095 Phoebe, why is your bag moving?
- 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,847 - Oh, it's not. - Seriously, it's moving.
- 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,559 - What the hell's in there? - It's just my knitting. That's all.
- 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,484 Yes, I knit this.
- 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:40,612 I'm very good.
- 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,453 Ross' apartment is nice. Why don't we hang out here more often?
- 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,455 I don't know. Maybe because it smells weird.
- 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,916 It's like old pumpkins or something.
- 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,461 - That's my pie. - Which smells delicious.
- 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,964 - Uh-oh. Uh-oh. - What?
- 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:01,133 We left Joey alone with the food.
- 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:03,593 Yep, yep, I knew it.
- 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,429 There he is...
- 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:08,765 ...feeding stuffing to a dog.
- 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,978 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,316 Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
- 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,110 Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?
- 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,112 I'm sorry, who's this?
- 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,324 Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch.
- 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:28,618 Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue.
- 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,206 - No, there's no dog here. - There is.
- 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,584 He's black and white and shaggy.
- 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:38,170 He's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
- 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,881 Oh, my God. Where are you?
- 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,301 I'll be right there.
- 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,552 [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,347 They're here already? How are they doing this?
- 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,605 Hi, Tag. What are you doing here?
- 00:05:56,814 --> 00:06:00,025 I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you was still good.
- 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:02,235 Well, sure. Come in.
- 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,113 Well, what happened to your girlfriend?
- 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,574 We, uh, kind of broke up this morning.
- 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:11,203 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
- 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:14,039 Ohio, thank you.
- 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,212 Huh. Where's the dog?
- 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,589 What dog? There's no dog here.
- 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,883 Yeah, that dog left.
- 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,428 Phoebe.
- 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,263 Phoebe, open up.
- 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:31,973 PHOEBE: There's no dog in here.
- 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,183 [DOG BARKS]
- 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:36,561 Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking.
- 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,397 PHOEBE: No, that's just me coughing.
- 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,899 [PHOEBE COUGHS]
- 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,984 [DOG BARKS]
- 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,904 Oh, good. There you are.
- 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:49,199 Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
- 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,284 What is it doing here?
- 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,787 I'm watching it for friends who went out of town.
- 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,247 Wait.
- 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,418 Hello, my name is Klunkers.
- 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,754 May I please stay with you nice people?
- 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:07,134 Oh, I wish he could stay here, but Chandler's allergic.
- 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:09,136 Extremely allergic, okay?
- 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:12,556 If I am anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes...
- 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,392 ...my throat will just close up.
- 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:19,146 That's odd, because this dog's been living here for the past three days.
- 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,528 [HOARSE] Really?
- 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:29,573 If the dog has been here that long...
- 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,576 ...and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog.
- 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,953 Well, it still has to go, right?
- 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,329 MONICA & PHOEBE: Why?
- 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,292 - Okay, it's, um... - Don't do it.
- 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:44,254 - Don't do what? - I have to.
- 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,756 Okay? It's time.
- 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,596 Okay, I hate dogs.
- 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,764 ROSS & RACHEL: What? PHOEBE: That's crazy. Why?
- 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:57,809 Told you.
- 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,065 They are needy...
- 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:07,194 ...they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking...
- 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,905 ...and that scares me a little bit.
- 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:13,200 You're right. They are scary. Aah!
- 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:16,786 She just ate a treat out of my hand!
- 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:22,083 Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?
- 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,919 Is there a puppy here?
- 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:28,298 - You don't like puppies? - Okay, you are new.
- 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:36,681 Look, Chandler, I told you. Never tell anyone about this dog thing.
- 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,850 It's like Ross not liking ice cream.
- 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,730 - You don't like ice cream? - It's too cold.
- 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,859 Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable.
- 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,569 Hurts my teeth.
- 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,948 I don't wanna say this. I don't want you guys to hate me...
- 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:56,576 ...but, uh, I don't think I can be around that dog anymore, okay?
- 00:08:56,827 --> 00:09:00,580 So either the dog goes or I go. Huh.
- 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,755 Oh, my God.
- 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,803 How can I not get this?
- 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,557 I'm a college professor. I got 1450 on my SATs.
- 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,183 Twelve fifty.
- 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,353 Damn, I forgot you were here.
- 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,273 All right. We're gonna take Klunkers to Ross'.
- 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,732 We'll be back in a minute.
- 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,818 Oh, wait, before you go, can I ask a question?
- 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:32,821 Um, when a guy breaks up with his girlfriend...
- 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:37,117 ...what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?
- 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:38,994 Oh, I'd say about a month.
- 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,414 - Really? I'd say three to four. - Half-hour.
- 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,169 Interesting.
- 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,839 When it's your assistant, I would say never.
- 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:54,634 All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you?
- 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:58,805 Right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
- 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:03,184 Huh. A "moo" point?
- 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:08,189 Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion.
- 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,735 It just doesn't matter.
- 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,697 It's "moo."
- 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:25,707 Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
- 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,961 Please don't listen to Joey. Okay? Would you look at him?
- 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,922 He's obviously depressed. He's away from his family.
- 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,799 He's spending Thanksgiving with strangers.
- 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,093 What he needs right now is for you to be his friend.
- 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,888 Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. Thank you.
- 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:44,059 - Okay, that's what I'm going to do. - Fine, take their advice.
- 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,769 No one ever listens to me.
- 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:49,481 When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
- 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,697 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,491 How you holding up?
- 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,409 - Not bad. - Yeah?
- 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,913 - I'm sorry about your girlfriend. - Thanks.
- 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:09,376 - Were you guys together a long time? - A year, on and off.
- 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,046 I thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
- 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,757 - Now that she broke up with you. - Yeah.
- 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,677 - Hmm. - It's weird.
- 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:23,306 I always used to assume that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy.
- 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:27,602 That all that was just a given. Well, lately, it's like, what if it's not?
- 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,105 Do you ever have that feeling?
- 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,815 No.
- 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,483 Yeah.
- 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,820 All the time. Constantly. It's terrifying.
- 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,323 But, you know, then I figure it has to work out.
- 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,325 Why?
- 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,161 Because it has to.
- 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,958 - You have all the answers, don't you? - Yeah, I know, I do. I really do.
- 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:54,796 - Hey, thanks for talking to me. - Come on, what are bosses for?
- 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,423 Hug it out.
- 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,135 All right, he likes you back.
- 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:05,181 Huh? Told you you should go for it.
- 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,809 What?
- 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,398 Street noise drown any of that out?
- 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,485 No? All right, I'll see you later. Ha, ha. Okay.
- 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,826 What did Joey say? I like you back?
- 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,704 Uh, yeah... You know, well, see, he...
- 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:33,710 Joey knows that I'm very insecure about my back.
- 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:37,213 And... And you were hugging me...
- 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:41,593 ...so obviously you are not repulsed by it. Yeah. Heh.
- 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:45,138 Wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense.
- 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,389 No?
- 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,392 [SIGHS]
- 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,562 All right, here's the truth. Ahem.
- 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,774 Joey said what he said because, um...
- 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,319 ...I'm attracted to you.
- 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,490 - Wow. - Yeah, I admit it.
- 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:08,912 I have a crush on you. And, uh, I know that's crazy because we work together...
- 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,872 ...and nothing could ever happen.
- 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,500 And the last thing I wanted to do was freak you out...
- 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,669 ...or make you feel uncomfortable.
- 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:21,424 Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
- 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,261 Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car.
- 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,264 - What? - Right there. That's my car.
- 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:29,474 [GLASS BREAKS]
- 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,643 - Hey! - Okay, that's gonna take a minute.
- 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,437 Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
- 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,980 I can't believe this.
- 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,901 Wait, we still have time to talk, and they're not even in the car yet.
- 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,070 Oh, look, there they go. Okay.
- 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,449 Okay, Phoebe. We should probably go back now.
- 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,369 Please, don't leave me. I'll be lonely.
- 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,497 Stop it. Stop.
- 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:56,459 - Okay, let's go. We can be strong. - Yeah, okay.
- 00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,629 [DOG WHINES]
- 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,465 Oh, my God, did you hear that? She said "Monica."
- 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,052 Oh, I can't leave her.
- 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,347 If you want, we could sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
- 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,598 That's not gonna work.
- 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,977 I had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea.
- 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,603 He's not so smart.
- 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,398 Hey. I didn't know either.
- 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:22,944 Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn't you?
- 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,904 Yeah, I knew. Heh.
- 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,078 Where's Chandler?
- 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,915 - Here I am. - Wash your hands.
- 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,878 How did you know?
- 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,092 Hey, what's she doing back here?
- 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,220 Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream.
- 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:54,267 Hey, look, Phoebe. I, uh, laid out the states geographically.
- 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,852 No, no, we don't have time for this.
- 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,812 We have to keep Chandler away from my room.
- 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,147 Yeah, but, look what I...
- 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,941 See, this is exactly what we do not have time for.
- 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,866 - Where's Monica? - Uh, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in.
- 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,326 Why not?
- 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,661 [DOG WHINING]
- 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,830 Monica's crying.
- 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:21,169 She's very upset about this whole Klunkers thing.
- 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:24,505 - Well, I should go in there. - No, no.
- 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:28,217 No, she doesn't want to see you right now.
- 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,388 - Why not? - Because you sent away the dog.
- 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,892 - That's ridiculous. - Oh, is it? Is it?
- 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:42,690 Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover.
- 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,778 And, um, one day, my dad decides he doesn't like dogs.
- 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,949 So Monica and her friend... Phyllis...
- 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,286 ...take away the dog, and that was the last time we ever saw him.
- 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,957 Don't you see? This is just like that...
- 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:03,002 ...only with a few details changed.
- 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,591 Okay, I'm in my sweatpants.
- 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,134 Bring on the food.
- 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,140 - What's the matter? - Monica's all upset...
- 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,685 ...because I sent Klunkers away.
- 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,104 So? Bring the dog back. You're a hero.
- 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,066 Yeah, I could be a hero. I could do that. I could... I could do...
- 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,527 What if it...? What if it attacks me?
- 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,780 Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.
- 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,076 And that doesn't scare you?
- 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,956 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]
- 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,833 Ross, you need some help?
- 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,334 From you?
- 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,794 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,629 Yes, please.
- 00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,008 [JOEY CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,554 First of all, Utah?
- 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,473 Dude, you can't just make stuff up.
- 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,190 I hate America.
- 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,944 When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.
- 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,158 - Hey. Tag still talking to the police? - Yeah.
- 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,910 Ugh, damn it. Why did I open my mouth?
- 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,830 "I have a crush on you. I'm attracted to you."
- 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,207 I know that I freaked him out.
- 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,002 If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah.
- 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,547 Hey, is Chandler here?
- 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,133 Uh, no, no, he went for a walk.
- 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,802 Okay, well, you cannot tell him, but look who's back.
- 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,304 [BARKS]
- 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,265 - Hi. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
- 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,893 He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here.
- 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,896 Oh, no, the dog's not going to be there.
- 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:47,899 You think?
- 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,446 Hi, honey.
- 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,699 Please, please, please, don't be mad at me.
- 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,868 - What? Why would...? - Shh. Wait and see.
- 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,370 Maybe we will, maybe we won't.
- 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,084 Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Klunkers, you know, for you...
- 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:10,838 ...and, ahem, I left the door open, and she must've gotten out.
- 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:15,593 And I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof.
- 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,764 Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed.
- 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,059 I couldn't find him...
- 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:27,230 ...and I am so, so, so sorry.
- 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:32,026 But I do know where we can all go ease the pain.
- 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,823 We have good news. Look who's back.
- 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,574 Hi.
- 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,827 Klunkers. Oh, my God.
- 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:46,624 - That's right. She came back all by herself. - It's a Thanksgiving miracle.
- 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,878 It is so good to see you.
- 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,214 Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building.
- 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,175 Oh, the things she must've seen.
- 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,553 Then she climbed up the fire escape...
- 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,430 ...and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw...
- 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,516 ...and we ran to let her in.
- 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,270 I went too far, didn't I?
- 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,189 When should I have stopped?
- 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:20,116 Okay, maybe this is so hard because there aren't 50 states.
- 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,413 Let me tell you something. I have 49 states.
- 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,707 Now, there are no more.
- 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:32,003 Now, I think I should be able to eat something.
- 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,213 It's up to you.
- 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,716 [SQUEALS]
- 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,888 - Oh, hi. How are you doing? - I'm okay.
- 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,099 I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
- 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:49,437 - Thanks for having me over, you guys. - Tag, you're going? Uh...
- 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,023 We didn't, uh, get a chance to talk.
- 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,650 So where did you say you're from again?
- 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,320 - Colorado. - Ah, what good are you?
- 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,496 Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.
- 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,081 - Okay. - Uh...
- 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,000 I never should've said what I said.
- 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,211 You know what? It just doesn't matter how I feel.
- 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,465 We work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us.
- 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:22,595 What I would love is just to go to work on Monday and never talk about this again.
- 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,264 Okay? Big day, Monday. Lots to do.
- 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,807 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,309 So we okay?
- 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,686 Um, I'm not.
- 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,232 - Oh, God, I knew it. I freaked you out. - No, you didn't.
- 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,609 The only thing that freaked me out was you saying...
- 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,694 ...that nothing could happen between us.
- 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,031 - Really? - Yeah.
- 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,409 So please don't fire me for doing this.
- 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,673 Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
- 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,638 [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,654 Delaware.
- 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,116 [SOBS]
- 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,867 Delaware.
- 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,621 - All right. - I want my turkey now.
- 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,707 You got it.
- 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,006 You got Nevada twice.
- 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,468 - I know. - Yeah.
- 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,602 [English - US - SDH]
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