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The One with the Nap Partners
Сезон: 07Серия: 06
Описание
Джои и Росс случайно засыпают вместе и, к своему большому огорчению, обнаруживают, что им это нравится. Фиби и Рэйчел соревнуются за звание подружки невесты Моники с помощью Джои и Росса. Расставание Чендлера с бывшей девушкой из-за её лишнего веса заставляет Монику усомниться в его преданности их отношениям.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:05,129 The reason I asked you to brunch...
- 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:08,549 ...is because I've been thinking about my maid of honor.
- 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,759 Oh, my God. This is it. Oh.
- 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:12,845 I hope it's you.
- 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,888 - I hope it's you. - Me too.
- 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,851 First of all, I love you both so much.
- 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:23,063 - You're both so important to me. - Blah, blah, blah. Who is it?
- 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,734 I was thinking we could come up with a system...
- 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:29,111 ...where we trade off being maid of honor.
- 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:32,614 - Hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine... - Yes! Oh.
- 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,743 Hypothetically.
- 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:37,077 Still.
- 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:42,416 If Phoebe were mine, Rachel would be Phoebe's, I'd be Rachel's.
- 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,252 We all get to do it and no one gets upset.
- 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:49,757 - That's a pretty good idea. - I'll do that. So who's yours?
- 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:54,678 Well, that's the best part. You guys get to decide.
- 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:59,850 - Why is that the best part? - I don't have to.
- 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:06,356 Of course we'll help you decide. We'll do anything we can to help you.
- 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,025 I'd like to make a toast.
- 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,320 To the future Mrs. Chandler Bing...
- 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:15,532 ...my best friend and truly one of the nicest people that...
- 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:18,368 - Really not deciding. - Fine.
- 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,915 Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing.
- 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,584 - You're marrying Chandler Bing? - Yeah.
- 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:26,877 Huh.
- 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,170 Good luck!
- 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,299 Oh, and good luck to you too!
- 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,676 What a nice lady.
- 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:17,511 Yeah!
- 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:21,098 - Die Hard, still great. - Yep.
- 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,142 Let's make it a double feature?
- 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:24,601 What else did you rent?
- 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,187 Die Hard 2.
- 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,107 Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.
- 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:35,571 Well, we'll watch it a second time and it's Die Hard 2.
- 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:39,408 - Joey, we just saw it. - And?
- 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:41,702 It would be cool to see it again!
- 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,705 - Yeah! Die Hard! - Die Hard!
- 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,375 Dude, you didn't say Die Hard.
- 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:50,878 Is everything okay?
- 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,839 Yeah, I just got plans.
- 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,342 Well, John McClane had plans.
- 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:01,305 I want to leave before Joey gets all worked up...
- 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,891 ...and starts calling everybody "bitch."
- 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,020 What are you talking about, bitch?
- 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:12,608 - Hey, Rachel. - Yeah?
- 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:16,403 When I get married, will you be my maid of honor?
- 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:17,988 Really?
- 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:21,533 Oh, my God, Phoebe. I mean, I'm just...
- 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,202 Wait a minute.
- 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:30,167 If I'm your maid of honor, that means that you are Monica's.
- 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,127 Oh.
- 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,547 - Well, if that's what you want. - Oh!
- 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:39,176 No way, Phoebe. I want to be Monica's.
- 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:42,679 - Why does it even matter? - Why does it matter to you?
- 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:45,307 Because this one is now.
- 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,060 And it's two of our best friends.
- 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,187 And who knows what you're gonna marry.
- 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,193 What if I marry Ross? Or Joey?
- 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,402 [GASPS]
- 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,363 You wouldn't.
- 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:04,910 Okay, look, Rachel. I know you really want to do this...
- 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:08,455 ...but I've never been maid of honor to anyone before.
- 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,874 I know you've done it at least twice.
- 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,086 - Yeah, but, Phoebe... - Please let me finish.
- 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,214 I guess that was it.
- 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,592 Okay.
- 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:24,846 Okay. Since you've never done it before, you can be Monica's maid of honor.
- 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:27,057 Oh, thank you so much!
- 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,352 Yay.
- 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,064 I'm gonna marry someone good.
- 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:36,733 Oh, I know.
- 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,319 - Better than Chandler. - Pfft.
- 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:56,962 [BOTH YELL]
- 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,466 - What happened? - I don't know.
- 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,594 We fell asleep. That is all.
- 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:07,639 Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
- 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,976 All right, well, I'd better go.
- 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,103 - I think that would be best. - Yeah.
- 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,022 - I'll talk to you later. - Okay.
- 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:18,650 - But not about this. - No, never. Never!
- 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,278 - So, uh... - Uh...
- 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,364 - Bye. - No touch. No touch.
- 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,454 Hey, a weird thing happened at brunch.
- 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:32,956 This woman overheard that I was marrying you...
- 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,334 ...and she wished me good luck.
- 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,793 That's sweet.
- 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:39,963 No, it was more like a "good luck."
- 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,633 So, what did this woman look like?
- 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:46,136 She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.
- 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:50,891 Any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?
- 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:53,602 Was it someone you dated in college?
- 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,104 No, I only dated two girls in college...
- 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:59,775 ...both blond, both not attractive.
- 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,277 Let me check this out.
- 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:05,113 - What are you doing? - Well, let's see.
- 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:08,200 Okay, uh, is that her?
- 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,826 Oh, my God, yes!
- 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:14,039 - Who is she? - Julie Graff, my camp girlfriend.
- 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:15,832 Did you break up with her?
- 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:19,336 No, we're still together.
- 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:26,843 We went out for two summers and then I broke up with her.
- 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:29,012 - Why? - She came back the third summer...
- 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:32,724 ...and she'd gotten really fa... Ahh.
- 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,563 - Fat? - I did not say fat.
- 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,108 I said fa... Ahh.
- 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,487 You broke up with a girl because she was fat?
- 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,447 Yeah. Yeah.
- 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:51,993 But it was a really long time ago. Does she still feel bad?
- 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:53,537 Apparently she does.
- 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:56,998 You know what they say, "Elephants never forget."
- 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,338 Seriously, good luck marrying me.
- 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:08,927 Hey, what's going on?
- 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,096 Phoebe is gonna be Monica's maid of honor.
- 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:15,851 Hey. Hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs.
- 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:20,564 You have been maid of honor before?
- 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:24,651 You see? This is exactly why you shouldn't lie.
- 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:27,446 That's it. I am maid of honor.
- 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,781 - No, I am. - How come you are?
- 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,576 Because I cared enough to lie.
- 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:35,704 Hey, I could help you decide who should do it.
- 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,622 We could have an audition.
- 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,709 See how you'd handle maid-of-honor-type situations.
- 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,086 - What are you talking about? - When I want a job...
- 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:46,298 ...I audition and if I'm the best of the people they see...
- 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,091 ...they give me the part.
- 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,719 Okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it?
- 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,138 Oh, me and Ross can be the judges.
- 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,224 - It's better than us deciding. - Oh, this is crazy.
- 00:07:56,392 --> 00:08:00,395 - Can't we just flip a coin? - No, coins hate me.
- 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:05,192 Okay, fine. You know what? We will let Ross and Joey decide.
- 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,110 Hi!
- 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,529 Ross, sweetie.
- 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,659 Hey there, handsome thing.
- 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:22,918 Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Giorgio.
- 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,133 Hey.
- 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:33,428 Just brought back your videos.
- 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,557 Hey, Ross. Look, I think we need to talk about before.
- 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:39,976 No. No, we don't.
- 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:41,144 Yes, we do.
- 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,940 Now, look. That was the best nap I ever had.
- 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,531 I don't know what you're talking about.
- 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,741 Come on, admit it.
- 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,952 That was the best nap you ever had.
- 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,871 I've had better.
- 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,625 Okay. When?
- 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,963 All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!
- 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,673 - Ah! - I said it, okay?
- 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,925 But it's over, Joey!
- 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,387 I want to do it again.
- 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:21,476 We can't do it again.
- 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,354 - Why not? - Because it's weird!
- 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,315 Fine.
- 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,442 You want a drink?
- 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:33,196 - Sure. What do you got? - Warm milk and Excedrin PM.
- 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,038 Chandler.
- 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,916 I just figured out who you are.
- 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,586 CHANDLER: Can you figure out what I'm doing?
- 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,423 - You're Louis Posen. - Who?
- 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,051 He was my best friend in fifth grade.
- 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:58,471 One day, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no.
- 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,973 Do you know why?
- 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:04,352 Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?
- 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,106 No, but because he thought I was too fa... Ahh.
- 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:13,403 Every time I think about it, I feel as bad as I did then.
- 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:16,364 I really think you should apologize to Julie.
- 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,618 Honey, are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
- 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,996 It would make me feel better if Louis apologized to me.
- 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:27,250 I'll do it. But I warn you, this may make me a better person.
- 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,462 And that is not the man you fell in love with.
- 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,882 This is how it's gonna work.
- 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,635 We'll give you hypothetical maid-of-honor situations.
- 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,095 You'll be scored on a scale of one to 10.
- 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,723 - One being the highest. - Ten is the highest.
- 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,517 - Why is 10 the highest? - Because it's the highest.
- 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,357 Okay, Rachel, you're up first.
- 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,401 Situation number one: You're with Monica.
- 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:57,697 The wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go!
- 00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,283 I don't want to marry Chandler.
- 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,619 - I've got cold feet. - It's gonna be okay.
- 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,413 One man the rest of my life? I don't know.
- 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:08,083 This means I'll never get to sleep with Joey.
- 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,671 Look, Monica...
- 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,714 ...getting cold feet is very common.
- 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,550 It's just because of all the anticipation.
- 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:21,930 And you just have to remember that you love Chandler.
- 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,683 And also, I ran out on a wedding.
- 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,644 You don't get to keep the gifts.
- 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,397 Very good, drawing on your own experience.
- 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,940 Very good.
- 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,484 Yes, very nice, Rachel.
- 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,944 Thank you, judges.
- 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,113 - Kiss-ass. - Oh.
- 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,617 - Okay, Phoebe. - Yes, Your Honor.
- 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,161 JOEY: We're now in the ceremony.
- 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,414 Monica is about to say, "I do"...
- 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,999 ...when her drunk uncle starts yelling.
- 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,584 What do you do? Go!
- 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:54,421 When Monica was a little girl...
- 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:55,672 ...I remember that...
- 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,590 [PHOEBE YELLS]
- 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:00,760 Ow!
- 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,512 - Very good! - Oh.
- 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,223 Yes, excellent. Perfect score.
- 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,768 She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!
- 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,771 Hey, you want a little taste of Pheebs?
- 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:17,152 It is time for you to give your maid-of-honor speech.
- 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,903 We haven't even prepared...
- 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,323 - Go! - Okay, okay, okay. Um...
- 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,118 Webster's Dictionary defines marriage as...
- 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:29,664 Okay, no! Forget that! That sucks! Okay, never mind. Forget it. Um, um...
- 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:34,961 I met... I met Monica when we were just a couple of 6-year-olds...
- 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:40,175 ...and became friends with Chandler when he was 25...
- 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,136 ...although he seemed like a 6-year-old.
- 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,971 Oh.
- 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,475 Thank you. Thank you very much. Um...
- 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,228 I've known them separately and together.
- 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:58,026 To know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love.
- 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,488 So I would like to raise my glass...
- 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,281 ...to Monica and Chandler...
- 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:08,077 ...and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together.
- 00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:11,956 I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
- 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,250 Wow.
- 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,962 - Great speech. - Yeah, it really was.
- 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,255 RACHEL: Oh, thanks.
- 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:24,302 Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next. Although I really don't see the point.
- 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:28,890 Okay.
- 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,562 I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married.
- 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,273 I remember talking about this day with Rachel...
- 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,610 ...while we were showering together, naked.
- 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,036 And she's back in the game!
- 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,922 CHANDLER: Julie. Hi.
- 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,383 Chandler Bing. I guess you remember me.
- 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,010 Hello, Skidmark.
- 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,140 It's a nickname. I'll explain later.
- 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,351 It's pretty clear.
- 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:19,315 I owe you a long-overdue apology.
- 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,986 I shouldn't have broken up with you because you were overweight.
- 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,738 That's why you broke up with me?
- 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,160 You didn't know that?
- 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,456 Well, I guess my work here is done.
- 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:44,591 First of all, I would like to say you both performed very well, okay?
- 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,843 You should be proud.
- 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:51,764 And I'd also like to say, in this competition, there are no losers.
- 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,475 Well, except Rachel. Damn it!
- 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,604 Really? I won?
- 00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,773 - What? - I'm sorry, Rach, it was really close.
- 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,694 - Well, then I demand a recount! - Actually, it wasn't that close.
- 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,947 You know what? Your thing was so stupid anyway.
- 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,450 We're gonna flip a coin, all right?
- 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,411 Heads. Oh!
- 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,831 What? The coins have finally forgiven me!
- 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,961 You know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her...
- 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:26,966 ...her vegetarian-voodoo-goddess-circle-y shower.
- 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:32,055 Rach, it's gonna be okay. You guys are the best!
- 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:38,019 Boy, I tell you. That judging stuff took a lot out of me.
- 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,395 - Yeah? - Yeah.
- 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:44,067 Thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch.
- 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,530 Why would I care about that?
- 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,743 No reason. I'm just saying that...
- 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,245 ...that's where I'll be.
- 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,019 As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself.
- 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:24,524 I think that I'm going to apologize for all the stupid things that I do.
- 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,318 Why don't you just stop doing stupid things?
- 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:31,656 - Then you wouldn't have to apologize. - I'd love it if I could do both.
- 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,662 All right, I have to ask.
- 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,497 What?
- 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,709 Will you break up with me if I get fat again?
- 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,085 What?
- 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,588 You broke up with Julie. How much weight did she gain?
- 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,133 A hundred and forty-five pounds.
- 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,802 In one year?
- 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,304 My God, what did she eat? Her family?
- 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,434 That's not the point.
- 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,604 I know it was a stupid reason to break up with someone, but I was 15.
- 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:08,067 Yeah, well, that's not the only time this was an issue.
- 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,530 You remember when you spent Thanksgiving with us?
- 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,865 You called me fat.
- 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,199 Wait a minute.
- 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,119 - That was totally different. - How?
- 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:22,081 You were not supposed to hear that. I said that behind your back.
- 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,961 What if I have babies, okay? I'm gonna look different.
- 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,630 I'm okay with that, but I'm not sure you are.
- 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,092 You have to realize I don't think of you as a thin, beautiful woman.
- 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,350 This is one of the things that I can apologize for later.
- 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,438 What I mean is, you're Monica.
- 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,733 Okay? And I am in love with Monica.
- 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,485 Keep going.
- 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:54,864 So you can balloon up or you can shrink down...
- 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,033 ...and I will still love you.
- 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,121 Even if I shrink down to 2 inches tall?
- 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,916 I'd carry you around in my pocket.
- 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,460 I love you.
- 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:13,758 Skidmark still got a way with the ladies.
- 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,720 Hi, Pheebs.
- 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,347 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,390 I just want to apologize.
- 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,976 I'm really sorry I was a baby.
- 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:27,730 That's ridiculous. Rachel, we were all babies once.
- 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,152 - Oh, you mean today. - Yeah.
- 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,073 Yeah, and you know, you deserve to win.
- 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,866 And I was thinking about it.
- 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,411 If you're Monica's maid of honor, I get to be yours.
- 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,123 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
- 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:50,128 When Monica and Chandler got engaged, I put some stuff together.
- 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,506 - Just in case. - Oh, that's so sweet. Thanks.
- 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:57,051 Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves.
- 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,512 Oh, God, this is funny. Look.
- 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,182 Here's a picture from one Halloween when she dressed up as a bride.
- 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,184 She made me carry her train...
- 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,604 ...which was weird because I was Wonder Woman.
- 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,025 Oh, and here's a little purse that I found.
- 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,070 I just thought they could hold the rings in there.
- 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,948 - Oh. - Something. And...
- 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:23,661 ...vintage handkerchiefs, you know, because people cry at weddings.
- 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,497 I'm just gonna grab a couple of these.
- 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,876 This stuff is great.
- 00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,628 I forgot this was in here.
- 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,551 This was the garter that I was saving for my wedding.
- 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:42,763 And I wanted it to be Monica's "something borrowed."
- 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,432 And it's blue.
- 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,811 Yeah.
- 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,900 Rach, I think that you should be Monica's maid of honor.
- 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,820 You do?
- 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,866 - Why? - Because I think it means more to you.
- 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,827 But, Pheebs, honey, you earned it.
- 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,038 It's fine. I mean, this is something...
- 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,125 ...that you've been thinking about since you were, what, 14?
- 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,503 No, I was 10. I just developed early.
- 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,131 Man alive!
- 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,719 - Hey, what's going on? - Hey!
- 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,139 We decided Rachel is going to be your maid of honor.
- 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,808 Oh, that's great!
- 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:31,270 Oh, wow. Okay, we really have to start planning.
- 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,648 I have really specific ideas.
- 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,067 We should meet four times a week.
- 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,654 Come to my place, we'll get together before work.
- 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:43,115 What do you say, 6:30, my place? So excited!
- 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,334 Yeah, okay. You laugh now.
- 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,044 She's gonna be yours.
- 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,062 Great nap.
- 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,273 It really was.
- 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,191 [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,459 Dude, what the hell are you doing?
- 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,254 God!
- 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,053 Excuse me.
- 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,061 [English - US - SDH]
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