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The One with the Engagement Picture
Сезон: 07Серия: 05
Описание
Чендлер не может естественно улыбнуться на фотографии, сделанной в честь помолвки с Моникой, поэтому Моника фотографируется с Джои. Джои учит Тага, как знакомиться с женщинами, к большому неудовольствию Рэйчел. Росс и Фиби встречаются с парой, которая разводится.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,378 Hey.
- 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:07,214 - What's the matter? - Someone on the subway licked my neck!
- 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:11,176 - Licked my neck! - Whoa! Willy's still alive.
- 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,929 - What are you doing? - My mom called.
- 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,807 They're gonna run our engagement announcement in the paper.
- 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:21,061 - We're looking for a good picture. - Ooh, I'm afraid that does not exist.
- 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:23,814 Not true. There are great pictures of us.
- 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:28,152 No, there are great pictures of you next to a guy who's going like this...
- 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:33,157 Oh, my God, that's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty.
- 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:38,078 I don't know what it is. I just can't take a good picture.
- 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,788 Oh, here's a great one.
- 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:44,418 - Yeah, I'm not in that. - No, but look at me, all tan.
- 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:48,088 Why don't you get portraits done by a professional photographer?
- 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:51,550 That's a great idea. I bet they have one of those wind machines, like:
- 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,635 [WHOOSHING]
- 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,473 Yeah, that's great. Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.
- 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,394 - Chandler, what do you say? - All right, but I should warn you.
- 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,314 I'm not going. I'm going.
- 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,021 Dude, that reverse lay-up. Ugh!
- 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,482 - And how about those three-pointers? - Amazing.
- 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:52,611 And those guys were this close to letting us play this time too.
- 00:01:56,449 --> 00:02:00,202 Hey, look. Phoebe's talking to Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
- 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:05,290 You call him "Cute Coffeehouse Guy"? We call him "Hums While He Pees."
- 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:08,877 Yes, and we call Ross "Lingers in the Bathroom."
- 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:13,423 Hey, you guys, "Hums While He Pees" just asked me out.
- 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:18,053 - I thought that guy was married. - He is, but he's getting divorced.
- 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,013 Ross, maybe you know him.
- 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,518 It's not a club.
- 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:29,022 If this guy's going through a divorce, is it a good idea to go out with him?
- 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,066 Hey, divorced men are not bad men.
- 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,694 They have that that on the napkins at the club.
- 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:39,032 - Oh, I gotta get back to work. - You don't have to be back for a half-hour.
- 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:43,287 My assistant, Tag, does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Heh.
- 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:47,040 Ugh, I could just spread him on a cracker.
- 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:51,420 If you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him?
- 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,506 - You know you can't date him, right? - Oh, no, I know that.
- 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,676 Although we made a joke that we spend so much time together...
- 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,720 ...he should call me his "work-wife."
- 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:04,141 Soon he'll be able to call you "that lady he knew that got fired."
- 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:08,020 I'm not gonna get fired, because I'm not gonna act on it.
- 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,397 You wouldn't mind if he was dating someone?
- 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:15,277 Why, is he? He is, isn't he? He's dating that slut in marketing.
- 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:19,072 Maybe I should open a divorced men's club.
- 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,742 Dude, that's so sad.
- 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:25,412 - I could put a basketball court in the back. - Heh.
- 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,914 Could I play?
- 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,589 Oh, no sit-ups today, Tag?
- 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:39,426 - I just did them. - Oh, well, drop and give me 10 more. Heh.
- 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,012 What?
- 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,515 I had a drink with lunch. Did those, um...?
- 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:49,061 - Did those cost reports come in? - Yeah, I filled them out last night.
- 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,146 Oh, great. Could you make me 4 copies?
- 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,148 - Sure. - Great, thank you.
- 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,698 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:06,161 Huh.
- 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,250 Ah.
- 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:16,797 - Hey, Rachel. - Hi. Hi, Melissa. What's up?
- 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:21,051 I'm just about to, um, go out to the store.
- 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,512 Get some stuff to put in my backpack.
- 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,598 You know, like dried fruit and granola, and stuff like that.
- 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,184 - Um, what's up? - Is Tag here?
- 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,311 - No. Why? - Oh, I was gonna talk to him...
- 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:34,731 ...about doing something tonight. - Really?
- 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:37,526 You got a little crush on Tag there, do you?
- 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,570 Well, we've been flirting back and forth...
- 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:44,783 ...but I was hoping tonight it would turn into something a little more than that.
- 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,870 Okay, whoa, whoa. Easy there, Melissa. This ain't a locker room, okay.
- 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:56,336 But you know, I remember him saying that he had plans tonight.
- 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,839 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah.
- 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,758 All right, back to work.
- 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,761 Hey, isn't that Tag's backpack?
- 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:09,099 Yeah, Melissa, I don't want to be known as the, uh, office bitch...
- 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,101 ...but I will call your supervisor.
- 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:21,570 PHOTOGRAPHER: Great, that's great, Monica. Great.
- 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,448 Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
- 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,949 Okay.
- 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:33,040 - I'm sorry, is the seat uncomfortable? - No, I am.
- 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:36,877 Chandler, I know you can do this. You have a beautiful smile.
- 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,171 - I do? - Yeah.
- 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:45,135 All right, maybe you don't have to smile. Let's try something else. Let's try, um...
- 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,888 - Try looking sexy. - Okay.
- 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,854 Or not.
- 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,362 Hi, Joey, what are you doing here?
- 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:07,240 I got an audition down the street, and I spilled sauce all over my shirt.
- 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:12,496 - You got an extra one? - Yeah, sure. Um...
- 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,582 Here.
- 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,209 Great.
- 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,587 You got anything that's not Ralph Lauren?
- 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,174 Yeah, I don't think so, Joe.
- 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,886 I guess this'll be fine.
- 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,431 - Listen, uh, what are you doing tonight? - Nothing. Why?
- 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:34,059 How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag?
- 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,769 - I'll pay. - Heh.
- 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:40,190 It's gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
- 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:44,611 I'm not asking you to go on a date with him.
- 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:47,739 Really? Because I could kind of use the money.
- 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:52,536 Joey, just... He's new in town and he doesn't have any guy friends.
- 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,747 Take him to a ball game or something. I'd appreciate it.
- 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:58,166 - Yeah, okay, no problem. - Thank you.
- 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,836 - Ooh, hey, doughnuts! - Uh-huh.
- 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:02,963 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:12,097 I know. Let's try a look...
- 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,683 ...of far-off wonderment.
- 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:20,397 Gaze into our future and think about our marriage and the days to come.
- 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:29,364 Chandler, what is the matter with your face?
- 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:32,534 This picture's supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married"...
- 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:35,829 ...not "Local woman saves drowning moron."
- 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,623 - Ha-ha-ha. MONICA: Hey, don't laugh at him.
- 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,209 He's my drowning moron.
- 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:44,588 - Aw. - That's it, that's it! Take it, take it!
- 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,511 I like this one.
- 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:55,515 It seems to say, "I love you and that's why I have to kill you."
- 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,478 Can't all be bad.
- 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:03,148 Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes.
- 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,357 Oh, there it is.
- 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:07,944 Oh, my God, those are my bedroom eyes?
- 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,906 Why did you ever sleep with me?
- 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,659 Do you really want to pull at that thread?
- 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,374 - I'm having a really good time. - Me too.
- 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,960 Sorry that guy on the subway licked your neck.
- 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,545 Oh!
- 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,173 No, that's okay. He's a friend.
- 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,509 Uh, I don't mean to be presumptuous...
- 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:33,803 ...but I have tickets to the ballroom-dancing finals tomorrow.
- 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,680 Yeah, I...
- 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:40,143 Well, I missed the semifinals, so I think I would just be lost.
- 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:44,356 Heh, I know that it's lame, but I got these tickets from my boss...
- 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,192 Oh, no, no, no, my God!
- 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:50,028 - Okay, don't freak out. I'll go. - No, it's...
- 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,780 My ex-wife Whitney is out there.
- 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,950 I cannot deal with her now. That woman is crazy.
- 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,743 Okay, I know. Hold on.
- 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,162 - Hey, Ross. - Yeah.
- 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,958 Yeah. Um, that's Whitney, Kyle's ex-wife out there.
- 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:06,878 Do you think you could divert her so we could slip out?
- 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,130 What? No.
- 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:14,344 Okay, but I have two tickets to the ballroom-dance finals.
- 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:17,847 I don't think so, Pheebs. I, heh...
- 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:22,143 All right, I'll do it.
- 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:26,147 - But just because you're a friend. - Okay.
- 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,494 Aah!
- 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,038 Hi, Ginger.
- 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:43,873 I want my key back.
- 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,710 - I don't have it. - It's right there.
- 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,045 Ugh. Okay, Sherlock.
- 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,090 I'm sorry, but you'd better go, Pheebs.
- 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,427 All right. I just wanted to thank you for diverting Kyle's ex.
- 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,597 Oh, yeah, no, you're welcome. We'll, uh, talk about it later.
- 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,056 - Okay. - Heh.
- 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:03,268 - Hi, Whitney. - Hi, Ross.
- 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,605 - Are you ready for breakfast? - Yep. Ooh.
- 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:12,444 Kyle's ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her, not date her.
- 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,740 Sorry, can you give me a second while I talk to this woman...
- 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,451 ...uh, who, by the way, did not spend the night?
- 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,246 - Sure. - Okay. Eh, heh...
- 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,710 I did divert her, and we ended up having a great time, okay?
- 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,462 - Watching ballroom dancing? - Yes.
- 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,798 That's where we realized we are both super cool people.
- 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:39,137 Look, okay, Ross. Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.
- 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,848 - Like what? - Like she's really mean.
- 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,768 And she's overly critical and... And... No.
- 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:49,606 She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you.
- 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,817 Okay.
- 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,154 And she uses sex as a weapon.
- 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,781 Fine. Thank you for warning me.
- 00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:02,786 At breakfast, I'll be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
- 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,706 - You're still gonna go out with her? - Yeah.
- 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:09,376 Well, didn't you hear what I just said?
- 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,629 Pheebs, come on. I mean, consider the source.
- 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,800 Of course her ex-husband's gonna say that stuff. Now if you'll excuse me.
- 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,260 No, listen to me, she is crazy!
- 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:23,598 WHITNEY: Uh, your door isn't soundproof.
- 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,353 You see? Nothing is good enough for her.
- 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,401 - Morning. - Hi, Tag.
- 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:37,362 Hey, so did you have fun with, uh, Joey last night?
- 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,197 Yeah, we went to the Knicks game.
- 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,116 Aw, that's nice.
- 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:44,828 Then we went to this bar, and he hooked us up with all these women.
- 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,126 Women? You mean, like old women?
- 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,087 Kind of old, like 30.
- 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,970 - Oh. - I never used to be able...
- 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,888 ...to just talk to girls in bars...
- 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,225 ...but I got, like, 20 phone numbers last night.
- 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,812 That's great.
- 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,482 Oh, man. So Joey must have really taught you some stuff.
- 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,818 - A little. - Yeah.
- 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,112 How you doing?
- 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:31,458 See? That's a great smile. Easy, natural.
- 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,543 Now pretend I have a camera.
- 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:38,047 - You're changing it. - I can't help it.
- 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,718 All right. You want to know what I do when I take résumé shots?
- 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,887 Borrow money from me?
- 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:49,768 Yeah. Okay, first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous.
- 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:54,522 So here's what I do. I look down, look down, keep looking down.
- 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,191 Then I look up.
- 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,570 See? All right, now you try.
- 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:04,032 Look down. You're looking down. Keep looking down.
- 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,284 Why is there jelly on your shoe?
- 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,536 - I had a doughnut. - Oh.
- 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,123 - Hi. - Hey.
- 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,502 So, I heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
- 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,045 Yeah, that guy's all right.
- 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:21,299 Yeah, and you had fun teaching him how to be all "Joey."
- 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,469 - What? - You know, all the women.
- 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,388 You can't teach someone to be good with women.
- 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:30,183 That's why I never had any luck with Chandler.
- 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,899 I'm right here.
- 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,487 Would you mind just not going out with him again?
- 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:46,032 Just the idea of you and he and all these women...
- 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,660 I know he's my assistant, and I can't date him, blah!
- 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,703 But it bothers me, all right?
- 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,540 No, no, no, you can't take him away from me.
- 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:57,502 I got a great partner to pick up girls with. Finally!
- 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,967 I'm still right here.
- 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,427 All right, will you talk to him...
- 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:11,140 ...and tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this dating-tons-of-women thing is?
- 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,351 What?
- 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:18,189 I don't want him to meet anybody until I'm over my crush.
- 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,691 And I will get over it.
- 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,861 It's not like I love him. It's just physical.
- 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,948 I get these crushes all the time. Hell, I had a crush on you when I met you.
- 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,992 I know. Monica told me.
- 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,954 Did you have a crush on me when you first met me?
- 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:37,208 Yeah, sure.
- 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,590 Can you people not see me?
- 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,219 So will you talk to him?
- 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:52,265 - I don't know, Rach. - I'll give you 10 Ralph Lauren shirts.
- 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,850 One.
- 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,728 No, 10. You said 10. You can't take that back.
- 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,362 Hey. You wanted to talk to me?
- 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,907 I don't know. You, uh, got something for me?
- 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,658 Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
- 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,748 Ten. Okay.
- 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,250 Tag, there's such a thing as too many women.
- 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,170 - Really? - Yeah, for you.
- 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,386 - Hey, there you are. - There I am.
- 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:34,140 - You okay? - Yeah, Joey said I, uh, needed to relax.
- 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,142 So he gave me an antihistamine.
- 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,936 - What? - Yeah.
- 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,813 Then I fell asleep on the subway and went to Brooklyn.
- 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,399 Brooklyn is far.
- 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:45,777 What were you thinking?
- 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:49,656 But don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now.
- 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,785 Okay, see. Look down.
- 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:58,122 Look down.
- 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,630 - Chandler? - Yeah?
- 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,763 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,976 So how are things going with Crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
- 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:22,313 Listen, you are hearing one side of the story. Okay?
- 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:26,234 FYI, she must have shown Kyle over 30 paint samples...
- 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,986 ...before she painted that room.
- 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:34,283 And his response to each one was, "I don't give a tiny rat's ass."
- 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,787 Maybe she should have spent a little less time decorating...
- 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,331 ...and a little more time in the bedroom.
- 00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:43,543 I don't think we are going to have that problem...
- 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:47,505 ...but maybe that's because I am not emotionally unavailable.
- 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,299 You think he's emotionally unavailable?
- 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,552 I think he can be.
- 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,721 Maybe he wouldn't be...
- 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,348 ...if she didn't bring the office home every night.
- 00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,893 Well excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life.
- 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:05,273 Well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Year's Eve 1997.
- 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,444 I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!
- 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:13,531 That was three years ago. She apologized and apologized.
- 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,117 What more do you want?
- 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,911 We want the last six years back!
- 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,956 So do we! So do we!
- 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,838 I'm sorry you had to see that.
- 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,552 - Morning, Rachel. - Hi.
- 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,971 Hey, so, uh, what'd you do last night?
- 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,931 - Went out with Joey. - Oh, yeah?
- 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:42,810 Another night of bird-dogging the chicas?
- 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:47,482 - No, we had a really good talk. - Oh.
- 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,068 I don't think I'm gonna do that bar scene anymore.
- 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,237 Wow, I did not see that coming.
- 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,740 It's just not really who I am.
- 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,409 No, I've always been happier when...
- 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,078 Why am I telling you this?
- 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,747 - You don't care about this stuff. - Yes, I do. I do.
- 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,376 Go on. You were saying, "I'm happier when I'm..."
- 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,128 When I'm in a relationship.
- 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,547 - I love having a girlfriend. - Really?
- 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,050 Yeah. Someone I can spoil, you know.
- 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,677 - Sp... Spoil? - Uh-huh.
- 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,848 - Let me ask you something. - Uh-huh?
- 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,935 Do you believe there's one perfect person for everyone?
- 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,604 I'm starting to.
- 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,650 If that person's in your life, you should do something about it?
- 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,443 Yes. Hell, yes.
- 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,987 - All right, then, it's settled. - Okay.
- 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,449 - I'm getting back together with my ex. - I would love to!
- 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,159 What?
- 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,040 Hello?
- 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,169 Oh. This is gonna be a while. Excuse me.
- 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,964 Um, yeah.
- 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,966 Yeah.
- 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,062 My God!
- 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,691 Oh, I'm sorry. Is that annoying?
- 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,819 And speaking of being selfish in bed, how's Whitney?
- 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,115 Maybe she wouldn't have to be selfish in bed...
- 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,493 ...if someone else knew where everything was.
- 00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,454 Oh, he knows. Heh.
- 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,290 For the most part.
- 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,044 Oh, hey. Good, you're both here.
- 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,172 We kind of need to talk.
- 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,674 - Both of you together? - What's up?
- 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,928 Well, I went over to Kyle's last night to pick up a few things...
- 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:44,056 ...and we got to reminiscing.
- 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,892 KYLE: We talked most of the night...
- 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:49,020 ...and realized the reason we're angry with each other...
- 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,732 ...is because there are still feelings there.
- 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,443 So...
- 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,697 Oh, just say it, Kyle!
- 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,785 We're gonna give it another try.
- 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:08,581 What about her whining, and her constant need for attention?
- 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,957 I'm gonna work on that.
- 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,418 Oh, right, because you're so capable of change.
- 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,088 You know, he hums when he pees.
- 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:22,386 - I do know. - Makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.
- 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,348 We're so sorry.
- 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:30,019 That's all right. We don't need you. I'm over it already.
- 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,397 Yeah, and I don't even give a tiny rat's ass.
- 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,734 Yeah, we're gonna go.
- 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,531 I'm sorry.
- 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,866 Agh.
- 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:47,203 Pheebs, you were right about her.
- 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,123 You know, she did try to use sex as a weapon.
- 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,417 Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
- 00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,965 You know, he hums while he does other stuff too.
- 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,470 - We're better off without them. - Heh.
- 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:09,141 Even if they break up again, you better not let him in your sad men's club.
- 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:12,603 - Divorced men's club. - Potato, "potato."
- 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:19,902 Hey, guys, check it out.
- 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,948 - My mom sent me the paper. - Ooh, let's see it. Yay.
- 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:29,161 - Oh, yeah, that looks good. - You make a very attractive couple.
- 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:35,751 - Yeah, we look great together. - We really do.
- 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,712 Okay.
- 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,464 Imagine what our kids would look like.
- 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,258 You know, we don't have to imagine.
- 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,012 I'm marrying her.
- 00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,888 We'll just see.
- 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,687 [English - US - SDH]
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