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Эпизод с печеньем Фиби
The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Сезон: 07Серия: 03
Описание
Фиби предлагает Монике в качестве подарка на помолвку секретный рецепт печенья своей бабушки, но рецепт сгорел во время пожара. Моника одержимо пытается его воссоздать, но позже узнает, что рецепт принадлежит компании Nestle Toll House. Рейчел предлагает научить Джои управлять парусной лодкой, но вскоре начинает словесно оскорблять его за его небрежное отношение. Ее грубый стиль преподавания заставляет ее понять, что она ведет себя точно так же, как ее противный отец, когда он учил ее парусному спорту. Новые очки Чендлера запотевают в парной спортзала, поэтому он снимает их, и это приводит к тому, что он случайно садится на голые колени своего будущего тестя.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:06,380 - Hey, guys. RACHEL: Hey.
- 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:09,800 So, what do you think?
- 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,261 - About what? - What?
- 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:16,890 Are you kidding? Okay, I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint.
- 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,771 Eyes. No, no. Your eyes! No.
- 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,523 Chandler's eyes!
- 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,443 I got glasses.
- 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:30,070 You always had glasses.
- 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:34,450 No, I didn't.
- 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,244 Are you sure?
- 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:40,330 Didn't you used to have a pair?
- 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:44,668 They were really round and burgundy, and they made you look kind of, um...
- 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,879 - Feminine. - Yes!
- 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:48,297 No.
- 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:51,341 I think the glasses look great. They make you look sexy.
- 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,010 - Really? - Yeah.
- 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,387 You didn't think I used to wear glasses, right?
- 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,597 - Of course. - Pfft.
- 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,265 [MOUTHS] I had no idea.
- 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,948 What do you want for an engagement present?
- 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,242 Oh, that's okay, we're not having a party...
- 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:01,203 ...so you don't have to get us... - Ah, buh-buh-buh! Heh.
- 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:05,457 If someone wants to give us a present, we don't want to deprive them of that joy.
- 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,961 Oh, you should get them one of those little CD players.
- 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,504 Oh, I already have one.
- 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,882 Unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.
- 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:20,556 Yeah, and by "someone" she means Joey.
- 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,350 Hey, I know what I want!
- 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:26,311 - What we want, honey. - No, you don't want this.
- 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,982 I want to have your grandmother's cookie recipe.
- 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,609 You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?
- 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,611 - Uh-huh, yeah. - The one my grandmother...
- 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,446 ...made me swear on her deathbed...
- 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,074 ...that I would never let out of our family?
- 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,870 Dying people say the craziest things.
- 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,833 I've wanted it for years. I was gonna make cookies for my children.
- 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:51,503 Break my heart. Oh, all right.
- 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:55,215 I'll be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies.
- 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:58,719 Our kids are gonna be fat, aren't they?
- 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,264 - Ahoy! CHANDLER: Hey.
- 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:05,184 - How's the boat? - I'm getting into this sailing stuff.
- 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,186 You finally took it out of the marina?
- 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,271 Why would I do that?
- 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,858 It took three guys to get the thing in there.
- 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,777 If you don't sail it, what do you do on it?
- 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,863 It's a great place to just kind of sit...
- 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:21,491 ...hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips.
- 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,288 It's good that you finally have a place to do that.
- 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:29,374 Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.
- 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,002 - You could? - Yeah, I've been sailing my whole life.
- 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:35,214 When I was 15, my dad bought me my own boat.
- 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:38,800 - Your own boat? - He was trying to cheer me up.
- 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,886 My pony was sick.
- 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,399 - You know what I was thinking? - What?
- 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,944 Nothing, I just like to go like this.
- 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:01,323 - Chandler, what are you doing tonight? - Why, do you have a lecture?
- 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,785 - No, why? - Then, free as a bird. What's up?
- 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,746 Uh, my dad wants to know if you want to play racquetball.
- 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,623 Wow, that's great! Dad must like you.
- 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,876 - He doesn't ask just anyone to play. - He didn't really ask for you.
- 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:16,546 He asked for "Chauncey." I assumed he meant you.
- 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,632 Did you correct him?
- 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,426 No, I thought it would be more fun this way.
- 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:25,347 Maybe this is something you could do this every week.
- 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,015 Or you could sit on the porch...
- 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,643 ...and make sure no one steals the trashcans.
- 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,937 He does that every week too.
- 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,566 Just so you know, you have to let him win. He hates to lose.
- 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:39,736 Oh, no problem. Maybe I'll play with my left hand.
- 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:42,197 You're not a lefty?
- 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,367 Does anybody know me?
- 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,289 [PHOEBE GASPS]
- 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:51,498 What's wrong, Phoebe?
- 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:55,085 I just went to my old apartment to get you the cookie recipe...
- 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,796 ...and that stupid fire burned it up!
- 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:01,883 No! Why didn't you make a copy and keep it in a fireproof box...
- 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:05,012 ...and keep it at least 100 yards away from the original?
- 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:13,312 Because I'm normal.
- 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,691 That was the one legacy my grandmother left me.
- 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,777 And I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
- 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,113 We have to get you an engagement present?
- 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,324 Don't worry about it.
- 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:28,076 No one got me an engagement present.
- 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:32,247 Okay, here. I don't have the recipe, but here.
- 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,916 I wish you health and happiness.
- 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,961 An old cookie?
- 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:41,590 See, this is what happens when you don't register for gifts.
- 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:47,429 I made a batch and I froze it. And this is the only one left.
- 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,098 - We can't accept this. - Why not?
- 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,101 Because it's gross.
- 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:57,064 No, wait. I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie.
- 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,732 I do this at work all the time.
- 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,442 - Really? - Yeah, I think I can.
- 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,985 Oh, yay!
- 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:07,282 Okay, Ross, we owe you a present.
- 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,785 Two! I've been engaged twice.
- 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,295 Look at this clown.
- 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,799 Because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.
- 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,676 Get out of the way, jackass!
- 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:31,056 Who names their boat Coast Guard, anyway?
- 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,812 - That is the Coast Guard. - What are they doing out here?
- 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:39,231 The coast is all the way over there.
- 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,608 Joey, just ignore the boats.
- 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:44,069 - We're not finished with our lesson. - All right.
- 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,488 I'm gonna go over the basic points one more time.
- 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,825 Come on, Rach. Not again. I got it, okay? Let's start sailing!
- 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:53,620 I want to go over there where that boatload of girls is. Yeah, oh!
- 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,248 Oh, is that what you wanna do?
- 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,167 You want to give a shout out to the old hot chicas?
- 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,670 Okay, let's do that, Sailor Joe.
- 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:05,006 Quick question, though: What's this called?
- 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:09,469 - Uh, boat rope? - Wrong.
- 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:12,347 - How do you get the mainsail up? - Uh...
- 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,599 Rub it?
- 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:21,148 No. What do you do if I say we're coming about?
- 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,733 I'd say, "Come again?" Ha, ha.
- 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:26,445 No, no, I know this one. I know this one. Uh, um...
- 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,572 [BLARING]
- 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,532 Time's up. Now you're dead.
- 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,825 And deaf!
- 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,161 Okay, you go on and make your little jokes.
- 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:36,371 If you don't know what you're doing at sea...
- 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,958 ...you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you, sailor?
- 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,461 - Yes. - Don't just say yes.
- 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,172 This isn't a game. You could get hurt out here!
- 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:48,133 So do you want to pay attention, or do you want to die?
- 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:54,264 I want to make a ship-to-shore call to Chandler.
- 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,526 - All right, I definitely taste nutmeg. - You do?
- 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:09,529 You don't? Heh. Well, that's the difference...
- 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,531 ...between a professional and a layman.
- 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,951 That and arrogance.
- 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:18,163 Hey.
- 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,915 Hey. How was sailing?
- 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,626 I don't want to talk about it.
- 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,253 - You could've saved me a whole cookie. - No!
- 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:26,838 [PHOEBE & MONICA YELLING]
- 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,593 Women are mean!
- 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,557 I can't believe that.
- 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:41,061 Now the only thing left of my grandmother's legacy is...
- 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,896 ...this crumb.
- 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:47,692 I wish you a long and happy marriage.
- 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,572 - Hey. - How was it?
- 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,449 Well, I had a great time.
- 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,953 Um, Chauncey on the other hand...
- 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:00,163 I will tell the story.
- 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:03,500 It was going great. I let him win, we were bonding...
- 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,585 ...he even said I could call him Dad.
- 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,587 And what did he ask you not to call him?
- 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,006 "Daddy."
- 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:13,134 Look, here's the story.
- 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:16,429 CHANDLER: We had just finished playing racquetball...
- 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,223 ...and we were gonna take a steam.
- 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,975 I walk into the steam room...
- 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,060 ...and it's really steamy.
- 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:27,816 So I take off my glasses, and that's when it happened.
- 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,025 Guys?
- 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:32,195 ROSS: Over here. JACK: Have a seat, son.
- 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,369 Hey!
- 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,382 - Oh, my God, Chandler! I can't believe it. - I know.
- 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,968 You gave my father a lap dance.
- 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,974 Why do they put so much steam in there?
- 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:07,272 Because otherwise they'd have to call it the "room" room.
- 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:12,861 Why, okay? Why? Why did that have to happen?
- 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,280 Come on, it's not that big a deal.
- 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,866 Not that big a deal? There...
- 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,493 There was touching of things.
- 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,871 I know you wanted to bond with my dad...
- 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,249 ...but did you have to bond to that part?
- 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:33,089 Listen, I'm sure Dad doesn't care. He probably thought this was funny.
- 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,050 He'll be telling this story for years.
- 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:38,011 I don't want him to tell this story for years.
- 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,597 Oh, but he will.
- 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:45,518 He still tells the story about how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.
- 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,480 I wasn't escaping.
- 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,940 Then how'd you get caught in the barbed wire?
- 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,818 I was trying to help out a squirrel.
- 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,820 You were trying to eat it.
- 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,282 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,993 If that is your father calling to tell this story...
- 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,953 ...then the marriage is off!
- 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,539 Come on. Hello.
- 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,584 I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
- 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,753 Okay, I'll call you later, Dad. I love you.
- 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,637 - All right, I'm off to see your dad. - Oh, whoa.
- 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,014 Aren't you a little overdressed?
- 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:27,727 Yeah, and you better make sure he tips you this time.
- 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:32,107 I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore...
- 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,235 ...and I figured the best way to do that was face to face.
- 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,987 And by "face," I don't mean his lap.
- 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,074 And by "face," I don't mean my ass.
- 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,663 Are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
- 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,249 I don't know. You know, they didn't get us anything.
- 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,084 Thank you!
- 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,212 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,964 Well, hello.
- 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:59,050 So when are we getting back out on the water, matey?
- 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:03,471 Oh, uh, I don't know the boat way to say this, but, never.
- 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:09,060 - Why not? - Because you're mean on the boat.
- 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,521 Wha...? I was just trying to teach you.
- 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,107 Well, lesson learned. Rachel is mean.
- 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:18,194 Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
- 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,573 I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat.
- 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,575 She wouldn't let me help out at all.
- 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:27,162 Excuse me, I wanted you to help. But you couldn't move your arms...
- 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,373 ...because you were wearing three life jackets.
- 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,461 You have to respect the sea.
- 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,798 Look, Joey, I'm sorry if you thought that was mean.
- 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,134 But I tell you something, that was not mean.
- 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:45,096 My father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat.
- 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,433 It was horrible. I was being a really good teacher.
- 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,519 Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer, pinhead!"
- 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,774 Does a good student drink 7 beers during his first lesson?
- 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,525 Six and a half.
- 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,028 You knocked that last one out of my hand.
- 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,155 I didn't want you to get hit by the boom.
- 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,698 Well, it hit me anyway.
- 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,118 It would have hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
- 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:13,249 I'm sorry. I will try to tone it down and, uh, stop yelling.
- 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,544 - You won't boss me around? - I won't boss you around.
- 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,338 - And you'll be nice? - I'll be nice.
- 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,216 - And you'll be topless? - And I... Joey!
- 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,801 You want me to learn?
- 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,266 Okay, here's batch 22.
- 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,477 Maybe these'll taste like your grandmother's.
- 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,396 This has a bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.
- 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,482 - Mm. Let's give it a shot. MONICA: Ugh.
- 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,193 I have not made so many cookies since 9th grade.
- 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:44,113 - What was that for, a bake sale? - No, just a Friday night.
- 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,578 Mm. These are pretty good.
- 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,206 - Yeah, but not as good as batch 17. - Mm-mm.
- 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,457 Which one was that?
- 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,793 The ones we had after you almost threw up.
- 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,421 Oh, yeah, batch 17 was good.
- 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:03,299 I did not like batch 16.
- 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,427 I'm okay.
- 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,682 Are there any more from the good batch? We could work off those.
- 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,561 Well, yeah, I think there's one from batch 17 left. Uh...
- 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,485 Batch 16. Sixteen, people, get out of the way!
- 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,746 Okay, Joey. Honey, you're doing really good.
- 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,083 I just need you to step to the portside.
- 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,965 Remember how we talked about the portside?
- 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,717 - Oh, yeah. - Right?
- 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,093 No.
- 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:52,473 It's left, sweetie, but that's okay. That's a tough one.
- 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,100 Why not just say left?
- 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,060 Okay, go to the left.
- 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,233 Ahem, the left.
- 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,651 - Huh? - Just sit over there!
- 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,070 Okay! Okay! You're yelling again. See that?
- 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:10,199 Oh, no, no. Very quiet. Said with love, no yelling.
- 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,745 You know what?
- 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,332 Since I'm here, I'm gonna have a beer on the portside.
- 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,335 See what I did there? Ha, ha.
- 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,133 We're luffing a little. Will you tighten up the Cunningham?
- 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:31,471 Whoa, you just said a bunch of stuff I don't know.
- 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,390 Joey, come on! We just went over this.
- 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:38,770 Oh, when we did that was when that bird was overhead with the fish in his mouth.
- 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,023 - Did you see it? It was gross. - No! I did not see the bird.
- 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:46,319 I did not see the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam shaped like Mike Tyson!
- 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,908 I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat.
- 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,869 Which obviously is an impossible thing to do.
- 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:58,164 That's it! You're yelling, and I don't see you taking your top off.
- 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,166 I quit!
- 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,336 - What do you mean? You can't quit. - Why not?
- 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:07,048 Because you're not finished! I won't have it. Greens do not quit.
- 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,634 Greens?
- 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,971 I'm a Tribbiani. Tribbianis quit.
- 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,392 Oh, my God. Wait.
- 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:20,687 Did I...? I just said, "Greens don't quit," didn't I?
- 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:25,525 - Did I say, "Greens don't quit"? - Yes! And you're still yelling at me.
- 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,611 No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm just yelling near you.
- 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,697 Oh, God, Joey. Oh, I'm my father.
- 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,616 Oh, my God. This is horrible.
- 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:38,621 I've been trying so hard not to be my mother, I did not see this coming.
- 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,833 Ugh, Joey.
- 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,879 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
- 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,925 - Ugh. - Hey, I...
- 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,677 I did learn.
- 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,971 - Really? - Yeah, come on.
- 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,016 - No. - Yeah. It's okay.
- 00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,643 I know what a mainsail is. Huh?
- 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:04,731 I know to duck when the boom comes across.
- 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,026 - I know port is right. - Left.
- 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,736 Damn it!
- 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,241 You know, I bet it would make my grandma happy...
- 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,369 ...to know that we're trying to figure out her recipe.
- 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:23,082 I bet she's looking up at us and smiling right now.
- 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,502 Looking up?
- 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:31,299 Oh, yeah, no, she was really nice to me but she's in hell for sure.
- 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,136 Well, I've tried everything. I give up.
- 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,181 I'm not gonna be the mom who makes the world's best cookies.
- 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:43,603 I do make the best duck confit with broccoli raab.
- 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,021 Kids love that, right?
- 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:50,568 Aw, Pheeb, isn't there any relative that would have the recipe?
- 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,403 What about your sister?
- 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,448 Oh, no. I made a promise to myself that the next time...
- 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,785 ...I would talk to Ursula is over my dead body.
- 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:04,791 And that's not happening until October 15, 2032.
- 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,168 That's the day you're gonna die? See.
- 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,338 Darn it, I've got shuffleboard that day. Heh.
- 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,216 That's what you think.
- 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,847 What about friends of your grandmother? Would they have the recipe?
- 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,601 You know, I may have relatives in France who would know.
- 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,603 My grandmother said she got the recipe...
- 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,357 ...from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse."
- 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,276 What was her name?
- 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,280 Nestley Toulouse.
- 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,867 Nestlé Toll House?
- 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,914 Ugh.
- 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,792 You Americans always butcher the French language.
- 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,255 Phoebe, is this the recipe?
- 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,134 Yes!
- 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,429 Oh.
- 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,934 I cannot believe that I spent the last two days trying to figure out that recipe.
- 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,811 It was in my cupboard the whole time!
- 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,940 I know! You see, it is stuff like this...
- 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,651 ...which is why you're burning in hell!
- 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,031 CHANDLER: So you understand.
- 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,909 I'd feel more comfortable if you didn't tell people.
- 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,745 You know, I'm a little embarrassed about it.
- 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:28,291 I understand completely. There's nothing more horrifying...
- 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,960 ...than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws.
- 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:35,506 As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy, I was unemployed.
- 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,717 Her father asked me what I did for a living.
- 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,094 - I told him I was a lawyer. - Heh.
- 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,680 - What'd you do when they found out? - They never did.
- 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,559 So if you ever see me giving them legal advice, just nod along.
- 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,312 Shall we?
- 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:07,371 So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here.
- 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,845 Well, Joey, I hate to admit it...
- 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,681 ...your way of sailing is a lot more fun.
- 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,142 Yep, yep.
- 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,479 Hey, why don't you give a pull on that rope?
- 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,855 We're not sailing.
- 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,275 - Just pull on it. - All right.
- 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,905 - Hey! - Eh?
- 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,865 Sandwiches!
- 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,284 - What else? - Ha, ha.
- 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,203 Here you go.
- 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,623 - Thank you. - Oh, wow.
- 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,669 - What are you doing? - Oops. Sorry.
- 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:58,005 Don't hold it like that. You're letting all the good stuff fall out.
- 00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,924 - Oh. Oops. - Careful!
- 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,593 You're wasting good pastrami!
- 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:08,349 Oh, my God. I'm my dad!
- 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,564 [English - US - SDH]
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