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Эпизод с книгой Рэйчел
The One with Rachel's Book
Сезон: 07Серия: 02
Описание
Моника в отчаянии от того, что родители потратили все ее свадебные деньги на строительство своего пляжного домика. Вскоре она оживляется, узнав, что у Чендлера как раз хватает денег на свадьбу ее мечты. Однако отказ Чендлера потратить все деньги на свадьбу вместо того, чтобы отложить их на будущее, приводит к ссоре между ними. Джои дразнит Рэйчел, обнаружив эротический роман, который она читает. Фиби временно переезжает в квартиру Росса и приводит туда всех своих клиентов на массаж, к большому неудовольствию Росса. Однако, когда привлекательная женщина приходит на сеанс массажа без предварительной записи, пока Фиби нет, Росс притворяется массажисткой, только чтобы обнаружить, что клиентом является ее отец, а не она сама. Непрофессиональное поведение Росса во время массажа стоит Фиби одной из ее постоянных клиенток.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:06,422 - Hey. Who wants French toast? - Oh, I'll have some.
- 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:09,758 Me too. Eggs and milk in the fridge. Thanks.
- 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:11,760 Ow.
- 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,430 - Oh, what's the matter, honey? - My hand feels weird.
- 00:00:14,597 --> 00:00:16,557 I guess it's because I'm engaged.
- 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,225 [ALL CHUCKLE]
- 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:21,020 - When will that start getting annoying? - Start?
- 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,606 So let's actually get started on the wedding plans.
- 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:25,941 - Okay. - Already?
- 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,777 Yeah, we got a lot to do. We gotta think about the flowers...
- 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,362 ...the caterers, the music...
- 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:33,407 - Oh, I got some thoughts on the music... - Chandler, too many cooks...
- 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:39,413 Take it from me. All you have to do is show up and try to say the right name.
- 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,709 Okay.
- 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:47,171 - What in God's name is that? - Oh, my God, the wedding book?
- 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,798 I haven't seen that since the 4th grade.
- 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:55,137 This baby has everything. Take, you know, locations for instance:
- 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:59,099 First organized alphabetically, then geographically...
- 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,643 ...then by square footage.
- 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:05,606 That is so smart. Ha.
- 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,275 Break it off. Ahem. Break it off, now.
- 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,901 And that should conclusively prove...
- 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:54,905 ...that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first.
- 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,032 - Now, let's take a look... - Hey, Ross.
- 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,451 Phoebe, oh, my God, what are you doing here?
- 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:03,122 I need to talk to you. It's pretty urgent. It's about Monica and Chandler.
- 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,541 Oh, my God. Um, of course.
- 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:08,335 Uh, would you please excuse me for a moment?
- 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:12,589 Um, heh, do you know each other's hometowns? Why don't you?
- 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,925 What's going on?
- 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:19,721 Well, um, not much. I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged...
- 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:22,224 ...that maybe it'd be nice if they had some privacy.
- 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:26,103 So could I just move in with you for a couple days?
- 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:28,897 Um...
- 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:32,734 Okay, yeah, sure. But what's wrong with Monica and Chandler?
- 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,154 Nothing. Why?
- 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:38,907 Phoebe, you said it was urgent.
- 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:42,286 Oh, yeah, it is. I'm going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
- 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:49,626 Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?
- 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:55,591 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?
- 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,930 I haven't cleared the budget with my parents yet...
- 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,724 ...but tell me how this is for music.
- 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:08,103 All right, um, a string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails...
- 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,606 ...the Bay City Rollers for dancing...
- 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,733 Wait, that was for my 6th grade wedding.
- 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,067 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:18,572 Well, you couldn't get them anyway. Ian doesn't play anymore, and Derek...
- 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,993 Well, Derek is a name I shouldn't know.
- 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:27,873 Hey, Mon, do you have another pillow, you know, something a little snugglier?
- 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:31,293 Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
- 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,587 - The duck. - What, the duck?
- 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:36,131 What the hell did the damn duck do now?
- 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:41,470 Uh, well, he did not get sick somewhere in there...
- 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,973 ...and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up.
- 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,893 Now, do I get to look at this book...
- 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,355 ...or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?
- 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,816 Of course you can look at it. Yeah, I want your opinion too.
- 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,652 - Okay. - Here you go.
- 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:59,404 - What do you think about centerpieces? - Centerpieces.
- 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,658 - Roses or lilies? - Definitely roses.
- 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:10,332 Well, I just think they're a bit more wedding-y, you know.
- 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:16,004 - But lilies are the clear choice. - Oh, my God, it's like one mind.
- 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,673 Uh-huh.
- 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:21,927 Guys, guys, you gotta let me nap.
- 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,680 I'm gonna get cranky.
- 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:29,059 Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall.
- 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,561 Yes, it is perfectly good...
- 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:35,274 ...and it is not one of the places the duck got sick.
- 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,359 What?
- 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:41,863 - All right, I'm gonna go. - Joey, what did the duck do?
- 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:45,075 I don't know, but he did not eat your face cream.
- 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:57,921 Hey, little buddy.
- 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,131 [DUCK SNORTING]
- 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,258 How you feeling? Aah.
- 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:06,179 What the hell is in that face cream?
- 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,987 That's so soft.
- 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,783 Pillowcases.
- 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,913 Oh, ah.
- 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:46,303 JOEY: "Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar..."
- 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,846 Vicar?
- 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,433 "...wouldn't be home for hours.
- 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:53,602 Her loins were burning.
- 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:58,023 She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his..."
- 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:02,944 Whoa.
- 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,781 This is a dirty book.
- 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:15,791 [AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
- 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:21,463 Uh, Phoebe?
- 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,298 Oh, Ross, hi.
- 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:29,805 - Phoebe, what are you doing? - I'm sorry, I'm with a client right now.
- 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:34,267 - Phoebe. - Okay, let's talk outside.
- 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:38,480 Phoebe, you can't massage people in my apartment.
- 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,191 What's the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandler's.
- 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,068 And they knew about it?
- 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:49,408 Okay, look, Ross, what is this really about?
- 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:53,870 Look, this is my home, and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want.
- 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,499 Okay. I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments.
- 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,501 I just don't know what the big deal is.
- 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,671 The big deal is I don't want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment...
- 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:07,175 ...when I want to kick back with a puzzle... Beer, cold beer.
- 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:12,055 Hey, Joey. What are you doing?
- 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:16,309 Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on?
- 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:19,688 No.
- 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,690 Hmm.
- 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:25,068 What if I was, uh, sweeping a chimney?
- 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,322 Joey, did you eat my face cream?
- 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,454 Where are you going? The vicar won't be home for hours.
- 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,878 Joey...
- 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:45,380 ...where did you learn that word?
- 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:49,718 Where do you think...
- 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,386 ...Zelda?
- 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,721 [GASPS]
- 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:57,601 - You found my book? - Yeah, I did.
- 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,605 Joey, what are you doing going into my bedroom?
- 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,732 Okay, I'm sorry. I went in there to take a nap.
- 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,734 And I know I shouldn't have, but you got porn.
- 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,444 RACHEL: Ugh.
- 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,906 You know what? I don't care. I'm not ashamed of my book.
- 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:15,952 There's nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little erotica.
- 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:20,081 It's just a healthy expression of female sexuality...
- 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:24,294 ...which, by the way, is something that you will never understand.
- 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:28,465 You got porn.
- 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,435 [SHRIEKS]
- 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,438 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:54,115 - Hello. - Hi, is, uh, Phoebe here?
- 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:58,286 - Uh, no, no, she's out for the night. - Oh, great.
- 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:01,456 Heh. Can I help you with something?
- 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,667 I don't know. Are you a masseur?
- 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,794 Yes, I am.
- 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,173 Great. Dad?
- 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:19,140 Thank you so much. I'll be back to pick him up in an hour.
- 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,066 So, Chandler, your parents must've been thrilled...
- 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,734 ...when you told them you were engaged.
- 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,195 Oh, yeah. I should probably call them.
- 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,490 I remember when we first got engaged.
- 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,867 - I don't think I've heard that story. - Dad, you don't...
- 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,328 Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant.
- 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,999 I still don't know how.
- 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:48,503 You don't know how? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.
- 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,258 What a sweet story.
- 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:57,220 At least you're not hearing it at your 5th grade Halloween party.
- 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,097 What? They wanted a scary story.
- 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,101 Anyway, we're really excited about our wedding plans.
- 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,980 Pretty soon we'll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.
- 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,190 [CHANDLER & MONICA CHUCKLE]
- 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,904 - What? - You tell her, Jack. I can't do it.
- 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,699 What happened? You still have the wedding fund, don't you?
- 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,119 We have it. Only now we call it "the beach house."
- 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:28,168 I can't believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house.
- 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,711 We're sorry. We assumed...
- 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,839 ...if you got married after you turned 30 you'd pay for it yourself.
- 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,675 You bought the beach house when I was 23.
- 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,178 Which means you had seven years of beach fun...
- 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,430 ...and you can't put a price on that, sweetie.
- 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,934 We really do feel bad about this though.
- 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,228 We started saving again when you dated Richard.
- 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,898 But then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
- 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,277 What about when I started dating Chandler?
- 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,780 It was Chandler. We didn't think he'd ever propose.
- 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:02,577 Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal. Heh.
- 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,871 I can't believe there is no money for my wedding.
- 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,083 We might still have some if your father hadn't thought...
- 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,085 ...to sell ice over the Internet.
- 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:13,963 - It seemed like such a simple idea. - Stupid, Jack. The word is stupid.
- 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:17,425 All right, enough. I don't want to hear about it anymore.
- 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,094 Good luck, Chandler.
- 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,894 [AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
- 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:47,622 Okay, now I'm going to...
- 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,542 ...touch you.
- 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,178 Oh, that's soft.
- 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,999 I can't believe this. Do you think your parents could help pay for it?
- 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,333 I don't know.
- 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:36,671 My mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding.
- 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,215 She's saving the rest for her divorce.
- 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:44,220 And any extra cash my father has, he saves for his yearly trips to...
- 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,347 ...Dollywood.
- 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,934 What happened at dinner?
- 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,228 My parents spent the money for our wedding.
- 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,480 [GASPS]
- 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,607 My God, what did you order?
- 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:01,738 Wait, there's no money? Well, this is terrible.
- 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:05,492 You guys are gonna have to get married in, like, a rec center.
- 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:10,663 - Honey, it's gonna be okay. - No, it's not gonna be okay. It sucks.
- 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:14,709 - No swing band, no lilies. - No, you know what? It's gonna be okay.
- 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,712 I mean, you don't need to have this...
- 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,799 ...rustic Italian feast, you know?
- 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:27,514 And you don't need this custom-made empire-waisted, duchess satin gown.
- 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,432 You can wear off-the-rack.
- 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,439 Look, it really is gonna be okay.
- 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,819 The important thing is that we love each other and we're gonna get married.
- 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,739 Do you even understand what "off-the-rack" means?
- 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,576 Why don't you just pay for it yourself?
- 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,286 How? I don't have any money.
- 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,539 - Well, I have some. - How much?
- 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:53,790 Well, close to...
- 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,638 - Whoa! Are you kidding me? - What? How much?
- 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,766 - It's enough for wedding scenario A. - Really?
- 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,853 How great are you, you little saver? Heh.
- 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,939 The amount you have is exactly the budget of my dream wedding.
- 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,067 Oh, you guys are so made for each other.
- 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,446 Well, you're not suggesting we spend all of the money on the wedding?
- 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,448 MONICA & RACHEL [IN UNISON]: Uh, yeah.
- 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,662 Look, Mon, I've been saving this money for six years...
- 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:37,125 ...and I kind of have some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
- 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:41,337 Wow. Hello, Mr. Chandler.
- 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:47,302 Sweetie, this is the most special day of our lives.
- 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:51,389 I realize that, honey, but I'm not gonna spend all the money on one party.
- 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,058 Honey, um, I love you. Heh.
- 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,520 But, um, if you call our wedding a party one more time...
- 00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,355 ...you may not get invited.
- 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:06,112 We can always earn more money, okay? But we're only gonna get married once.
- 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:10,742 Look, I understand, but I have to put my foot down, okay? The answer is no.
- 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,162 You're gonna have to put your foot down?
- 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,664 Yes, I am.
- 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,836 Wow. Money and a firm hand.
- 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,672 Finally a Chandler I can get onboard with.
- 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,683 - Hey, Rach. - Joey.
- 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,188 Hey, Rach, do you smell smoke?
- 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:44,651 Uh-huh. I get it. Smoke, chimney, chimney sweep. Very funny. Ha, ha.
- 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,780 No, no, no, I'm serious. You don't smell it?
- 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,698 Something's on fire.
- 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,867 No, I don't smell anything.
- 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,788 Oh, you know what? It's probably just your burning loins.
- 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,545 - Hey, what are you guys talking about? - Nothing.
- 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:10,051 Mm, damn, this coffee's cold.
- 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,470 Hey, Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins?
- 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:20,269 You know, I cannot believe you told him. Joey...
- 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,898 So I guess you bought that book after we broke up, huh?
- 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:27,735 Uh-huh, I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you.
- 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,238 Oh, yeah? Yeah?
- 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:34,701 Well, uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines.
- 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:36,953 'Sup?
- 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:42,417 Ross, how could you do that to an old man?
- 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,754 Excuse me, ladies.
- 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,257 I'm sorry?
- 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,843 My massage client, Arthur.
- 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,762 His daughter called and said some guy that worked for me...
- 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,098 ...gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.
- 00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:00,226 I gave him an extremely professional massage.
- 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,813 He said you poked at him with wooden spoons.
- 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,774 Okay, so it wasn't a traditional massage.
- 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,111 But I did give him acupressure with a pair of chopsticks...
- 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:14,532 ...and I gently exfoliated him with a mop.
- 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,538 Well, he's never coming back, okay? You just cost me $80 a week.
- 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:24,000 You know what? This is your fault. You didn't move his appointment.
- 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,253 Oh, it's my fault? You didn't have to massage him.
- 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,755 You could've sent him away.
- 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,674 You could've not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back.
- 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,970 He said he liked that.
- 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,392 You're right, you're right. I'm sorry.
- 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,979 Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
- 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,525 - His daughter was hot. - Gotcha.
- 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:55,865 [DOOR OPENS]
- 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,993 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,287 Listen, um...
- 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,165 ...I've been thinking.
- 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:09,337 And it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all your money on our wedding.
- 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,507 I mean, you work really hard for that.
- 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,926 - Well. - Well, you work for that.
- 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,596 Look, I thought about it too.
- 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:24,352 And I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
- 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,190 - You do? - Yeah, I'm putting my foot down.
- 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,986 Yeah, look, when I proposed, I told you...
- 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:37,365 ...that I would do anything to make you happy.
- 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,952 And if having the perfect wedding makes you happy...
- 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,329 ...then that's what we're gonna do.
- 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,124 You are so sweet.
- 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,086 Oh, but wait.
- 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:53,214 What about our...? What about the future and stuff?
- 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,716 Ah, forget about the future and stuff.
- 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,343 So we only have two kids.
- 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:01,389 You know, we'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
- 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,059 - Have you thought about that? - Yeah.
- 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,936 How many kids were we gonna have?
- 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,857 Uh, four. A boy, twin girls and another boy.
- 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,652 What else did you think about?
- 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,655 Well, heh, stuff like where we'd live, you know.
- 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,575 Like a small place outside the city...
- 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,995 ...where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff.
- 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,081 We could have a cat that had a bell on its collar...
- 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:31,878 ...and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door.
- 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:36,132 Of course we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
- 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,889 You know what?
- 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,767 I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
- 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,312 - Sure you do. - No.
- 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:55,610 I want everything that you've just said. I want a marriage.
- 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,113 - You sure? - Mm-hm.
- 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,118 - I love you so much. - I love you.
- 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,127 Hey, listen, when you were talking about our future, you said cat.
- 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,838 But you meant dog, right? Ha, ha.
- 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,635 - Ha, yeah, totally. - Oh, good.
- 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,065 Hello, Zelda.
- 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:39,278 - Who are you supposed to be? - The vicar.
- 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:44,116 - Do you even know what a vicar is? - Like a goalie, right?
- 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,743 Yeah.
- 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,870 Look, Joey, it's enough, all right?
- 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:51,123 You keep making these stupid jokes and these sleazy innuendoes...
- 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,209 ...and it's just not funny anymore.
- 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,712 All right, I'm sorry. Rach, I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry.
- 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,217 Maybe I could make it up to you by taking you roughly in the barn.
- 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,885 Ugh.
- 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:07,265 All right, you know what? That's it. You want to do it? Let's do it.
- 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,392 Huh?
- 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,186 That's right. I want to do it with you.
- 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:18,651 Been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.
- 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,278 Uh, I did?
- 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,698 Yeah, oh, I've been waiting so long to get on that body.
- 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,159 - This body? - Yeah, that's right.
- 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,453 Come on, Joey, sex me up.
- 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:33,332 Hey, you're starting to sound like the butcher's wife there in chapter seven.
- 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,837 Oh, come on, now. Don't keep me waiting. Get those clothes off.
- 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:42,300 But I would keep that helmet on, because you're in for a rough ride.
- 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,303 I don't want to. I'm scared.
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