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Эпизод, в котором выясняется, что Пол — классный парень
The One Where Paul's the Man
Сезон: 06Серия: 22
Описание
Пол не одобряет отношения Росса с Элизабет и угрожает уволить его, если они не расстанутся. Тем временем Пол и Рэйчел начинают встречаться. Игнорируя угрозы Пола, Росс и Элизабет тайком уезжают в домик её семьи, не подозревая, что у Пола и Рэйчел тот же план. Ради забавы девушки записываются в длинный список ожидания популярного свадебного зала. Когда заведение случайно сообщает Чендлеру об отмене бронирования, он впадает в панику и тут же убегает. Моника находит его и уверяет, что это была несерьезная бронь, даже не подозревая, что Чендлер на самом деле планирует сделать предложение.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:04,545 - Hi, you guys. - Hey.
- 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:06,255 What's the matter?
- 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:09,466 Well, it's just... It's one of these situations that I just hate.
- 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:12,386 You know, a massage client gave me three tickets...
- 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:15,347 ...to the Helmut Peltz Exhibit at the Morgan Chase Museum.
- 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,850 Now you're thinking you gotta sleep with him.
- 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:22,688 No. No, it's just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us.
- 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:25,315 - I'll give up my ticket. - Me too.
- 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,484 Okay. That's so generous.
- 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:30,571 And I think Ross is generous too.
- 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,990 Great. Okay. Then it's just us girls.
- 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,159 - Great. - Yeah.
- 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,619 So, what is the exhibit?
- 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:40,497 It's mostly just photographs...
- 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:45,544 ...of, um, lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.
- 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,883 Oh, man.
- 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,346 - Hi. GROUP: Hi. Hi there.
- 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:57,973 Hey, Ross, listen.
- 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:01,935 Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend.
- 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:08,609 Thanks? But I have plans. Uh, Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
- 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,027 - Oh, that's great. - Yeah.
- 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,488 Think about all the money that you're gonna make.
- 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:13,697 Why? What?
- 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,783 Well, her father pays you for babysitting, right?
- 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:17,034 - Uh-oh. - Ha, ha.
- 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,996 No, no. That's funny. But maybe it's time to move on.
- 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,831 You know, let it go. Stop it.
- 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,418 Besides, Rachel's going out with Elizabeth's father.
- 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,546 So, uh, he's much older than she is.
- 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:34,635 Looks like I'm not the only one interested in fossils. Huh?
- 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:39,431 Ross, all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
- 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,267 Okay, okay.
- 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:47,940 Uh, well, Rachel's gonna need to yell sweet nothings in his ear. Huh?
- 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,363 - Ross? - Oh, come on, that's funny, you know?
- 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:57,533 Because he's got, like, a hearing aid, you know?
- 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,410 Because he's all old.
- 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,746 [BOTH LAUGHING]
- 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:10,003 One second.
- 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,715 Okay, look, Ross.
- 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,969 Just so you know, since Lizzie likes you so much...
- 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,388 ...I accept the fact that you're going out with her.
- 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,473 Really? Okay, that's great.
- 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,393 Yeah. But then I changed my mind.
- 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,270 I'm funny like that.
- 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,106 So I've told Lizzie and now I'm telling you.
- 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,692 I don't want you seeing my daughter anymore.
- 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,236 All right, look. I realize it upsets you.
- 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,654 Yes, it does.
- 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:40,868 But Elizabeth and I are both adults...
- 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:44,872 ...and so I don't think there's really anything you can do about it.
- 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,875 I'll tell the university about your relationship and have you fired.
- 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:50,586 Oh, a man with a plan.
- 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:36,131 This is so exciting. You get your picture back up on the wall of fame.
- 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,800 I know. It was so cool when it was up there before.
- 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:42,596 Me and Jim Belushi would just be cracking up about something.
- 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:46,058 Then I get fired off Days of Our Lives and he takes me down.
- 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,310 Now he's just laughing at me.
- 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:52,648 Look at him. That smug Belushi bastard.
- 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,316 [GASPS]
- 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:57,194 Oh. Okay. Maybe when they put your picture back up...
- 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,529 ...they could put you next to Matt Lauer.
- 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:02,950 Look at him just smiling at me. Hee-hee.
- 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,703 Yeah, I know. We'd be great together.
- 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:12,668 - Hey. So I'm back. - Who are you?
- 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:17,339 Joey Tribbiani.
- 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,174 From the wall?
- 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:22,010 Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh?
- 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,763 Huh?
- 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,516 Okay, anyway.
- 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:31,603 I'm ready to go back up on the wall. I'm the star of a new TV show.
- 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:35,774 - Show me in the TV book. - Oh, well, it's not on TV yet.
- 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,110 Well, then it's not on the wall yet.
- 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:43,865 Okay, fine. I will bring you a tape. Huh?
- 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,411 So, um, now, do you have any of Matt Lauer's clothes here?
- 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:50,372 Maybe just ones that haven't been cleaned yet?
- 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,084 God.
- 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,631 I love museums.
- 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,967 - Soaking up all the culture. - Yeah.
- 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,094 - Where do you want to start? - Ooh, the gift shop.
- 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,721 Yeah.
- 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:09,057 - Hey, and then lunch. - Oh, wait, yes, but I can't eat too much.
- 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:12,602 Paul's taking me out to dinner tonight. He said he has a big surprise planned.
- 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:17,024 Ow, wow. What do you think? Maybe he's gonna tell you he's gay?
- 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:19,651 What? No, why?
- 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:23,238 No reason. That would just be a really big surprise, right?
- 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:27,701 You could put the aisle over here and then have the wedding ceremony here.
- 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:30,120 I didn't know you could get married here.
- 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,456 This would be a beautiful place to get married.
- 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:36,084 Yeah, but I wouldn't put the aisle there. And I'd never have the ceremony there.
- 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,712 You'd have the ceremony under this big, beautiful arch.
- 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,464 May I help you?
- 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:44,051 Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. It's a beautiful space.
- 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:46,553 - Do you do a lot of weddings here? - Yes, we're very popular.
- 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,348 There's a two-year waiting list. Sorry.
- 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:53,018 Monica, you should totally put your name down for this place.
- 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,437 What? Are you crazy?
- 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,357 I'm not getting married. I'm not even engaged.
- 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:02,027 Yeah, but there's a two-year wait. What if you get engaged in two years?
- 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,404 Then you've gotta wait another two years for this place?
- 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,074 That's four years. Chandler's not gonna wait that long.
- 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,076 He's gonna find somebody else, you know?
- 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:11,912 - Someone who put their name on the list. - Mm-hm.
- 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:15,248 Yeah. Honey, it can't hurt to put your name down.
- 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:18,919 If in two years you're not engaged, you just don't use it.
- 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,214 Well, I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.
- 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,675 - I'm gonna do it too. - Me too.
- 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,344 Really? Who would you marry?
- 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,888 I don't know. I don't have anyone right now, you know?
- 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,348 Oh, Pheebs.
- 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:34,851 Don't feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isn't gay.
- 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:40,690 - Phoebe, that's not... - Don't even get me started on yours.
- 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:43,944 Hey.
- 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:47,072 - So, did you watch the tape of my show? - I did.
- 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,784 - All right. Let's get me back up there. - No. You don't go up on the wall.
- 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:56,373 - What? But you saw the show. - Yes. It was very offensive to my people.
- 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,210 Dry cleaners?
- 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,841 Russians. It showed them as terrorists and villains.
- 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:09,386 Okay, okay. Look, you got Harrison Ford up there.
- 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,930 That's right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer.
- 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,391 He brings us a lot of clothes. You bring us nothing.
- 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:15,934 Okay, well, that may be true.
- 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:20,564 But in Air Force One, okay, the Russians were terrorists and evil.
- 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:24,151 And plus, he kills a bunch of them. That's offensive to Russians.
- 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:27,320 - I've never seen it. - Oh, you should. It's great.
- 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,787 This place is really beautiful.
- 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,833 Yeah. I've been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my grandma's.
- 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:43,545 Wow. The only thing I got from my grandmother was her eyes. Heh.
- 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:46,423 I mean, not her actual eyeballs.
- 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,718 But people say that my eyes look...
- 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,095 - Do you want to make out? - Sure. Ha, ha.
- 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,560 Are you okay?
- 00:07:58,728 --> 00:07:59,978 - What's wrong? - Uh...
- 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,606 Yeah, I was just thinking about your father.
- 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:06,401 - Well, whatever works for you. - No.
- 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:12,699 No, no. Uh, he just really freaked me out before.
- 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:13,909 Oh.
- 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:17,120 Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person.
- 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:20,832 Big deal. Besides, we've had fun hiding it.
- 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,709 Yeah.
- 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,172 - Hey. - Yeah.
- 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,965 Um, you brought protection, right?
- 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,927 Why? Are there, like, bears or something?
- 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,181 - No. - Oh, uh...
- 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:40,435 Oh, protection, yeah. No. That I forgot.
- 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,854 Ha, ha. I'll just run to the store and get some.
- 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:45,482 No. Hey, hey. I'm the guy. I'll get it.
- 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,735 - Do you know where the store is? - No.
- 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:51,738 Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
- 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,032 A little bit.
- 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:57,202 - I'll be back in 10 minutes. - Okay.
- 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,996 Why don't you get in the hot tub and I'll meet you there.
- 00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:01,998 Oh, okay.
- 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:15,679 [DOOR OPENS]
- 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:19,724 RACHEL: Oh, my God. What a great surprise. This is such a beautiful house.
- 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:23,812 PAUL: Thank you. It used to be my mother's. So this is the kitchen.
- 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,859 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:33,196 CHANDLER [ON RECORDING]: You've reached Monica and Chandler's.
- 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:35,824 If you're listening to this message, we're probably screening.
- 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,909 Yeah, we are.
- 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,621 HILDY: Hi, this is Hildy from the Morgan Chase Museum.
- 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,498 I'm calling for Monica Geller.
- 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,750 I want to let her know there was a cancellation.
- 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:49,838 If she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility...
- 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,173 ...it is available.
- 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,968 This is Chandler Bing. This is Chandler Bing.
- 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:58,513 Yes, the groom. No, not the groom!
- 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,645 It's so secluded up here.
- 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,649 - I know. That's why I like it here. - Mm-hm.
- 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,485 I feel like we're the only two people in the world.
- 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,489 Whoops. Sorry.
- 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,242 [SCREAMS]
- 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,288 What's the matter, honey?
- 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,708 - Did you see a little mouse? - No. Big bear. Big bear outside.
- 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:27,876 I think I...
- 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,587 Actually, would you go check on that?
- 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,631 Honey, we don't have any bears here.
- 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,257 Well, okay.
- 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,468 Would you get me a Diet Coke?
- 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,555 - Okay. Be right back. - Okay.
- 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,604 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
- 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:51,232 - I came with Paul. - Yeah. I recognized the ankles.
- 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,942 Hurry up. Get out.
- 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,487 PAUL: Here you go, honey.
- 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:59,074 - Ah. Thank you. - Diet Coke.
- 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,868 Oh. Ice.
- 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,453 I need ice.
- 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:06,873 Okay.
- 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,333 - Thank you. - Be right back.
- 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,210 Okay.
- 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,546 - You and your ice. - Oh.
- 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:16,549 Get out. Get out. Go. Come on.
- 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,343 Quick.
- 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,263 No, not in there! Not in there! He's in there!
- 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,809 - Did you really hear a bear? - Go!
- 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,480 PAUL: Here you go, honey.
- 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,484 One Diet Coke with ice.
- 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,112 Oh, thank you.
- 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:41,074 I am so happy that you're here.
- 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,785 - Here I am. - Elizabeth.
- 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,662 Oh, look. Elizabeth's here.
- 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,417 Who were you talking to?
- 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,460 You guys?
- 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,630 How did you know we were here?
- 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:59,092 - Um... - Well, she obviously saw the tire tracks...
- 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,011 ...that were leading up to the closed garage.
- 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,514 Obviously. Heh.
- 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:09,644 Elizabeth, what are you doing here?
- 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:18,903 Did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?
- 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,530 Yeah. Yeah.
- 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:24,159 Well, why don't you, you know, go in that room and do your homework?
- 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:27,829 Oh, I wouldn't do it in there. Um, that's my dad's bedroom.
- 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,042 That's your dad's bedroom.
- 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:36,713 [YELLING] Ha, ha. That's your dad's bedroom.
- 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,048 Ho-ho.
- 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,800 - Why are you yelling? - Oh!
- 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:44,596 That Diet Coke, I think, went straight to my head. Whoo!
- 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,727 Hi, honey.
- 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,562 See you later.
- 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,857 Wait. I bought groceries. I was gonna make you dinner.
- 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,067 Well, next time, ask.
- 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,072 Or at least wait for me to ask.
- 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,586 HILDY [ON RECORDING]: Hi, this is Hildy from the Morgan Chase Museum.
- 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,421 I'm calling for Monica Geller.
- 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,798 Oh, no.
- 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,133 HILDY: I wanna let her know there's been a cancellation.
- 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:26,346 If she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility...
- 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,972 ...it is available.
- 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,682 Please. He didn't hear it.
- 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,602 CHANDLER: This is Chandler Bing. This is Chandler Bing.
- 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,647 No!
- 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,109 Can I help you?
- 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:44,280 Uh, yeah. Where's the guy who decides whose pictures go up on the wall?
- 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,450 - He's not here right now. - Oh, you're kidding me.
- 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:51,746 All right, well, make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani dropped off these clothes.
- 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:55,041 Okay? I'm an actor. I'm trying to get my picture up there on the wall.
- 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:59,337 You know, there are two people who could get your picture up there.
- 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,589 Oh, really?
- 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,593 Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks.
- 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,929 You're the other one, right?
- 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,935 So, Lizzie, are you planning on staying the night?
- 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,313 Oh, no, no. Believe me, I'm leaving as soon as possible.
- 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:22,777 Good, good. Not that we don't want you to stay. Obviously, you're welcome.
- 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,196 How much more homework do you have?
- 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:29,826 Uh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve.
- 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,288 Uh, Rachel, maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
- 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,956 Really?
- 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,166 Okay.
- 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,502 Okay, I'll go upstairs...
- 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:43,047 ...if you get me something from the car.
- 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,049 What do you need from the car?
- 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,427 Surprise me.
- 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,097 - Okay. - Okay.
- 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,726 [YELLING] So you're gonna be in the car. I will be upstairs.
- 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,853 And that's where everybody's gonna be.
- 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,331 [SIGHS]
- 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,088 Just relax. Just relax, Paul. You're doing great.
- 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,090 She likes you. She...
- 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,052 I think she likes you. She likes you.
- 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:33,139 You know why? Because you're a neat guy.
- 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:40,438 You are the man.
- 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,735 Still got it.
- 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,321 Still sexy.
- 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,324 You're just a love machine.
- 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,369 [SINGING] I'm just a love machine
- 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,665 So proud of what you have, baby
- 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,668 [GRUNTING]
- 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,176 Showtime.
- 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:16,057 [SINGING] I'mjust a love machine Hey, baby
- 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,351 - Phoebe? - Yeah?
- 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,144 - Have you seen Chandler? - No, why?
- 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,231 The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation...
- 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,566 ...and we could move up our wedding. Chandler heard.
- 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,776 [GASPS]
- 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,778 I know. How bad is this?
- 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:33,074 Well, with a regular guy, it's bad. With Chandler, oh, dear God.
- 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,662 I know. I know. He totally freaked out and I can't find him anywhere.
- 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,207 - Well, what are you gonna do? - I'm never listening to you again, for sure.
- 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,669 [IMITATING] "What harm can it do to put your name down?"
- 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,714 - Rachel said that. - Well, Rachel's not here!
- 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,015 Ooh, here it is.
- 00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:00,101 Ooh, Joey, why did you sign it, "son of a bitch"?
- 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,691 - I didn't do that. Who would've done that? - Son of a bitch.
- 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,527 Okay. Maybe ask this guy.
- 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,654 You. Get out of my shop.
- 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,906 - What did he do? - He went out with my wife.
- 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,701 - Joey. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,204 Hey, I did not go out with your wife. Okay?
- 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,707 - I went out with her. - That's my wife.
- 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,001 Get out!
- 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,503 [YELLING IN RUSSIAN]
- 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,548 - Well, we should go. - Yeah.
- 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:37,597 Ross?
- 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,682 Elizabeth.
- 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,731 Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go out this window.
- 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,274 I'll meet you at the front door.
- 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,235 - Just tell them you're going home, okay? - Okay.
- 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,446 RACHEL: Wait, wait. No, don't go in there.
- 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,157 Don't go in there. I need another soda.
- 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,701 Ross.
- 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:03,790 Oh, my God. Ross, what in heaven's name are you doing here?
- 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:10,713 And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.
- 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:16,886 Ross, you and I are gonna have to have a little talk.
- 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,179 - Daddy, I... - You're next.
- 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,015 Okay. I didn't know he was here.
- 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,728 Let me just see if I got this straight.
- 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:29,190 I tell you to stay away from my daughter or I'll have you fired.
- 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,901 What you heard was: "Take my daughter...
- 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,862 ...come up to my country house and ruin my weekend with Rachel."
- 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:40,201 - Okay. Please, Paul. Just let me explain. - No. Let me explain. Fired.
- 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,664 Okay, fine. Fine. Have me fired.
- 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,543 But, uh, I want you to know...
- 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:52,964 ...that you and I are not all that different. I mean...
- 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,717 ...l, too, am a neat guy.
- 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,395 What?
- 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,440 And I, too...
- 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,609 ...am just a love machine.
- 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,615 [HUMMING]
- 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,621 [GRUNTS]
- 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,506 Ross.
- 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,719 Let me show you where the guest room is.
- 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,233 I'm so sorry. Please stop freaking out.
- 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:57,028 I'm not freaking out.
- 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,573 Why would I freak out?
- 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,075 A woman named Hildy called and said we were getting married.
- 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,411 But that happens every day. Ah-ah-ah!
- 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,167 Honey, we were at this beautiful place.
- 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,711 And I just put our names down for fun.
- 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,713 - I mean, what's the harm in that? - Right here.
- 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,089 [YELPS]
- 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,636 Please don't think I was trying to pressure you.
- 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,055 - Phoebe and Rachel just thought... - Phoebe and Rachel?
- 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,683 So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you...
- 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,560 ...Phoebe and Rachel, Hildy...
- 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,313 ...and apparently some band called Star Light Magic Seven...
- 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,024 ...who are available, by the way.
- 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,361 It was a mistake.
- 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:42,156 Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't.
- 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,327 Okay.
- 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,412 Really?
- 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:52,500 Yes. If it really doesn't mean anything, because you know I'm just not ready.
- 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,753 I know.
- 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,546 Okay.
- 00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,340 All right.
- 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:02,176 Now, I'm gonna go tell Joey that you're back.
- 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,679 We were really worried about you.
- 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:13,187 - Hey, did she buy it? - Totally.
- 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:17,525 - So did Hildy show you the place? - Yeah. It's beautiful.
- 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,861 I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you.
- 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,321 I know.
- 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,168 - Hey, Gunther. - Take these cappuccinos to Table 11.
- 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,671 And that guy over there wants some biscotti.
- 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,216 Oh. Well, I just actually came in for a cup of coffee to go.
- 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,012 Do you still work here?
- 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:50,308 No, no. I quit a long time ago.
- 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,060 Did I forget to tell you that? I'm sorry.
- 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,147 - Oh, it's cool. I was gonna fire you anyway. - Great.
- 00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:02,945 [English - US - SDH]
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