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Эпизод c «халтуркой»
The One with the Routine
Сезон: 06Серия: 10
Описание
Джанин участвует в предварительно записанном выпуске новогоднего шоу Дика Кларка «Новогодний рок-н-ролл» и приглашает Джои, Росса и Монику потанцевать. Джои хочет гарантировать себе поцелуй с Джанин в полночь, а Моника и Росс пытаются попасть в кадр, исполняя свой старый школьный танец «The Routine». Тем временем Фиби, Чендлер и Рэйчел ищут рождественские подарки для Моники, чтобы купить ей что-нибудь подходящее в ответ.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:06,755 Why is everybody using these tiny, little lights nowadays?
- 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,049 I remember when people used big ones.
- 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,760 That's a good story, Grandpa.
- 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,347 - Hey. ALL: Hey.
- 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:19,601 Wow. Monica's letting other people help decorate her tree?
- 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,062 Did someone get her drunk again, or?
- 00:00:23,773 --> 00:00:26,859 Having a perfect tree is not what Christmas is about.
- 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,986 It's about being with loved ones.
- 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:31,697 That is nice. And we're done. Ta-da!
- 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:37,036 It just doesn't quite feel like Christmas to me.
- 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,621 Oh, here.
- 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:44,668 See, now it feels like Christmas.
- 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,962 And that's the story of the dreidel.
- 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:35,010 Some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians...
- 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:39,932 ...who'd bring palm branches into huts on the shortest day of the year...
- 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,726 ...symbolizing life's triumph over death.
- 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:45,896 And that was, like, 4000 years ago.
- 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:49,775 So around the same time that you started telling this story.
- 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,364 - Hey, you guys. - Hey. What's up?
- 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:59,868 I had to get out of the apartment. Janine's stretching all over the place.
- 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,121 Everywhere I look she's like...
- 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:09,002 I can see why that's hard to resist.
- 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,463 I like her so much.
- 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,507 I'm sorry she doesn't feel the same.
- 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:15,467 I know. And she's so sweet.
- 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:19,429 I just want to feed her grapes and brush her hair.
- 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:23,058 You are aware that she's not a monkey, right?
- 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,689 I am so over Janine.
- 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:34,403 Yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now she's like old news.
- 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:37,364 - Hey, guys. - Janine!
- 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:42,995 I'm gonna be a dancer on a TV special for New Year's Eve.
- 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:47,166 It's called some sort of Dickin' Rockin' Dicky Eve.
- 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,545 Hold it.
- 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:55,507 Are you talking about Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve?
- 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,593 Yeah, that's what I said.
- 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,015 Oh, my God, we love that show!
- 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:06,268 Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember.
- 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:09,897 You're still just a little fat girl inside, aren't you?
- 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,651 I'm gonna be one of the party people.
- 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:19,698 You're gonna be a party person? Those guys rock the most!
- 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:23,493 They said to bring someone. Want to be my dance partner?
- 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:26,455 I would love to spend New Year's with you.
- 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:29,458 They're taping tomorrow. I don't understand why...
- 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,168 Well, how it works is...
- 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:35,172 ...the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live.
- 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:38,467 But they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time.
- 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,053 Not a lot of people know that.
- 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:44,139 Do you guys want to come too?
- 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:48,060 - Are you serious? - We are there!
- 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,604 [LAUGHS]
- 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,232 What are you laughing at?
- 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:57,402 Well, I used to date him, but you're still going out with her.
- 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,866 Thanks. Great, so we can all go together.
- 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,077 I gotta run. I'll catch you later.
- 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,663 Bye, Janine.
- 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,625 Did she just ask me out on a date?
- 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,544 I don't think so.
- 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:18,173 She invited him to the biggest party of the millennium.
- 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,926 Yeah, but she also invited you and Ross.
- 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:24,388 I'm sorry, I don't think that that was a romantic thing.
- 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,516 Well, maybe. But, hey, I know how I can find out.
- 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,476 It's a New Year's Eve party.
- 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:34,147 So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great.
- 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:37,192 If she says, "What are you doing?"
- 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:40,195 I can say, "It wasn't me, it was New Year's."
- 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,908 That's better than Ross kissing me in high school...
- 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:48,745 ...and saying that he did it because he needed Chap Stick.
- 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,874 It was a dry day.
- 00:04:56,254 --> 00:05:00,632 We are going to Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve!
- 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:07,222 Oh, my God!
- 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,606 Okay, I've been on sets before...
- 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,567 ...so let me give you some advice.
- 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:22,154 It's a show, but we're just dancing. It's no big deal.
- 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:25,449 Important thing to remember: Stay cool.
- 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,326 - Got it. - Okay.
- 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,662 ROSS: Oh, my God! It's just like I dreamed it!
- 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,290 Everyone! Gather up!
- 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,293 MONICA: Excuse us! ROSS: Excuse us!
- 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,088 The music's gonna start, you're gonna dance...
- 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,425 ...we'll tape it. Don't look at the camera. Questions?
- 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:47,346 Uh, yeah, I have a question. Uh, when is this gonna air?
- 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:51,350 Yeah. Now, uh, you guys dance over there...
- 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,353 ...you guys, over there. I want you two here.
- 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,521 - And everyone else, spread out. JOEY: Ross.
- 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,484 So when is it gonna air?
- 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,991 You look in the kitchen, I got the closet.
- 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:11,536 I can save you time, ladies. I'm right here.
- 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:16,541 Yeah. Why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.
- 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:20,087 We're looking for our presents from Monica.
- 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,588 CHANDLER: That's terrible.
- 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,465 No, we do it every year.
- 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:26,134 Oh, well, that makes it not terrible.
- 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:29,179 Yeah, we never find them.
- 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:33,266 She's always bested us, that wily... minx.
- 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:36,144 We'll search here for an hour...
- 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:39,064 ...and then we'll go to Joey's and search, okay?
- 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:42,651 - You can't look for Monica's presents. - We have to.
- 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:46,988 You don't have to. And you can't, because I live here too.
- 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,826 Well, then you should look with us.
- 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,411 Why?
- 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:55,372 Aren't you worried about what to get Monica?
- 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,833 No, I have a great idea for her present.
- 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,044 Oh, that's it? A great idea? Oh, yeah?
- 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,840 What if she gets you a great present...
- 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,217 ...two mediums and lots of little ones...
- 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,595 ...and you just get her one present? She'll feel bad.
- 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:13,390 Why would you do that to her? Why? Why?
- 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,519 - If I help, we can find them faster! - Right!
- 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,189 PHOEBE: Ooh! Ooh! We have a live one!
- 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,109 - Oh, it's a Macy's bag! - Yeah.
- 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:27,654 RACHEL: Aw! - Ooh! Who's it for?
- 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:33,535 "Dear Losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch?
- 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,581 P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
- 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:43,503 Uh-oh. She may be onto us.
- 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:47,382 We are so gonna find them this year.
- 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:51,428 You said you'd go across the hall and look. Do you do that every year?
- 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:52,721 Yeah.
- 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,640 You don't go into the back of my closet...
- 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,268 ...and look under my gym bag or anything?
- 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,480 - No. Never do that. - No.
- 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:07,736 That's where Joey gave me stuff to store that I've never seen.
- 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,491 Okay, that did not just happen.
- 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:17,704 [SMASH MOUTH'S "EVERY WORD MEANS NO" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
- 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,708 Here comes a camera.
- 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:25,003 Right. No biggie. Stay loose.
- 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,723 - Why do they keep doing that? - Ugh!
- 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:39,809 We have to get up on one of those platforms.
- 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,770 They've been taping them all day.
- 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,146 Right.
- 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,362 What'd you guys do to get up on there?
- 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,155 We learned how to dance.
- 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:57,118 When you learned to dance, did you forget how to put on underpants?
- 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:58,328 Yeah!
- 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,585 - Hey, you're a good dancer. - Really?
- 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:08,004 You'd be better if you loosened your hips.
- 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,882 - What do you mean? - Like this.
- 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:16,471 That's it. Feel the rhythm. That's better.
- 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:17,973 JOEY: Uh-huh.
- 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:20,892 You're dancing with her.
- 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,645 - We're together. - Yeah, we came together.
- 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,897 I don't see it.
- 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:30,277 You are dancing with the tall guy. Tall Guy, raise your hand!
- 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:36,032 Hey, buddy. Let me dance with her. I like her and I think I have a shot.
- 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,410 Really, you think so? I don't.
- 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,388 I couldn't find anything... Hey, wait!
- 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,764 Yeah, we found them.
- 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,058 They were in the guest room closet.
- 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:05,395 You have nothing to worry about because they're crap.
- 00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:10,275 Those are mine. I got those for you.
- 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,947 Oh. Thanks, Chandler, they're great!
- 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,453 Chandler, what is this very weird, um, metal A-Z thing?
- 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,873 Those are bookends. That's a great gift.
- 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:28,293 Oh. Okay, I'm sorry. Thank you for my "az."
- 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,965 Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet.
- 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:35,467 Yes, okay.
- 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:40,221 By the way, I think it's really nice of you that even after you moved...
- 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,224 ...you still keep storing that stuff for Joey.
- 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,825 Hey, dancing girl?
- 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,371 Can I go to the bathroom?
- 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,541 Here we go. Yeah.
- 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,256 Looking good, Gellers!
- 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,926 We know!
- 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,264 That snippy guy's the one who decides who gets on the platform.
- 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,225 - We should go dance by him. - Okay.
- 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,235 Okay, everybody, hold!
- 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,823 Next on the platforms are...
- 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,579 - You two! And... MAN 1: Yes!
- 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,500 - You two! MAN 2: Cool!
- 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,335 Excuse me? Sir?
- 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,255 Would it help if I weren't wearing underpants?
- 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,215 Would it?
- 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,142 Hey, Tall Guy!
- 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,521 I want to talk to you about that girl you're dancing with.
- 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,483 She's nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this.
- 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:19,154 Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
- 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,284 Look, I came with that girl, okay?
- 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,203 I plan to kiss her at the New Year's countdown.
- 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,164 I'm trying to win her over. I...
- 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,915 I don't think so.
- 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,001 You can dance with my partner.
- 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,295 She's real mellow.
- 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:40,133 Look, you dating this girl you came with?
- 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,844 I was hoping after tonight that maybe...
- 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:46,347 No. No. She's fair game if you ask me. Sorry, buddy.
- 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,016 All right. Hey.
- 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:52,604 Fair is fair. When you're right, you're right. What can I say?
- 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,689 Hey! Oh, no.
- 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,568 Are you in second grade?
- 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,571 Hey, man. You're the one who wet his pants.
- 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,448 Hey!
- 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,660 [LORETA'S "TROUBLE WITH BOYS" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
- 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,830 Man, this sucks.
- 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:14,334 If Mom and Dad don't see us on TV after we made them jealous...
- 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,795 ...then who's gonna be the losers then?
- 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:22,383 - I know what'll get us up on a platform. - What?
- 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,677 The routine!
- 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:29,098 We haven't done the routine since middle school.
- 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,726 When the snippy guy sees the routine...
- 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,437 ...he'll want to build us our own platform.
- 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,939 Was it that good?
- 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:40,276 We got honorable mention in the brother-sister dance category!
- 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:44,030 It's almost fake midnight. Do we really have any other choice?
- 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,450 Okay, let's do it.
- 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,995 Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!
- 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,587 Five, six, seven, eight!
- 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:45,925 So do we really need to ask who's going up on the platform next?
- 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,137 You get up there and do that again, exactly like that.
- 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,847 - Yeah! - Ooh!
- 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:56,060 Get this. Dick will want it for the Bloopers show.
- 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:59,814 All right, cut! Listen up, everyone!
- 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,191 When we start, it'll be the countdown...
- 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,445 ...so I want to see everybody's excitement!
- 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,030 TALL GUY: Hey, guy!
- 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,282 You got three seconds to get away.
- 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,867 What's going on here?
- 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,244 Take a look at the guy's pants!
- 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:18,041 You told us to show excitement, but don't you think he went overboard?
- 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,294 What's the matter with you? Go!
- 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,546 Yeah, take a hike, wet pants!
- 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,467 Can you believe this?
- 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,719 We're on the platform for the millennial moment!
- 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:30,929 I know!
- 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,557 You haven't been practicing the routine, have you?
- 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,517 No.
- 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,228 Me too!
- 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,564 When the music starts...
- 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,859 ...I was thinking about maybe going into the robot.
- 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:51,783 Ross? We should stick to the routine. We don't want to look stupid.
- 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,496 All right, we're back! Ten seconds left.
- 00:15:56,747 --> 00:16:00,875 - Ten. ALL: Nine, eight, seven.
- 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,461 JOEY: Okay, it all comes down to this.
- 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,756 Whatever happens, happens.
- 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,050 Destiny.
- 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:12,303 ALL: - Three, two, one!
- 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,305 - Cut! - No!
- 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,267 - Year!
- 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,145 Happy No Year!
- 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:26,359 Now we go to the live shot of Times Square. That's a wrap!
- 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,122 [QUACKING]
- 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,540 Hey, look who I found.
- 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,208 Oh, hi, guys!
- 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,336 Birds have a very good sense of direction.
- 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,464 I thought maybe they could help us find the presents.
- 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:53,052 Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.
- 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:57,724 Or we could just follow your clever jokes. Any ideas? Didn't think so.
- 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,978 Come on, show us where the presents are.
- 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,189 The duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage.
- 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:09,235 I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage.
- 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,696 Hmm. How about my "az"?
- 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,781 [KNOCKING]
- 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:20,079 - Hey. This is hollow. - What?
- 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:24,125 This bench, it's hollow. I can't believe I never knew that!
- 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,047 - Oh, the presents! - Don't look directly at them!
- 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,091 What?
- 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,761 All right, no, we could look at them.
- 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,429 RACHEL: This one's for me!
- 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,931 PHOEBE: This one's for Chandler. Here.
- 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,685 - And the big one's for me! - Oh, let's open them!
- 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,065 - Wait a minute. We can't do this. PHOEBE: Why?
- 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,610 I don't want to know what Monica got me.
- 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:54,572 I'm sure she worked hard at getting it and wanting to surprise me.
- 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,783 And you guys are gonna ruin that.
- 00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:00,369 We have to put them back. This isn't what Christmas is about.
- 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,831 Whatever, Linus. I'm opening mine.
- 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,004 Nobody is opening anything, okay?
- 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:14,008 I want to see the look on her face when I give her my present.
- 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,762 I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine.
- 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:21,808 So, please, please, can we just? Can we put them back?
- 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,228 - Will you get us better gifts? - Fine.
- 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,981 Hey, guys.
- 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,693 You found the presents?
- 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,113 You let them find the presents?
- 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,322 Great.
- 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:40,451 Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
- 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,997 - That's what you got me? - Yes, I see. That look is priceless.
- 00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,798 Home sweet home, huh?
- 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,677 Nice to, uh, get back to reality.
- 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,974 Plus, we, uh, know how the New Year's gonna go off.
- 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,769 I guess there's no reason for all that Y2K panic, you know?
- 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,481 Anyway, good night.
- 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,984 - Joey? - Yeah?
- 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,946 Three...
- 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,448 ...two, one.
- 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,374 Happy New Year.
- 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,460 [STAMMERS]
- 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,755 What was that for?
- 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,426 Tonight when they yelled "cut" and we didn't get to kiss...
- 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:42,597 ...I was really, really disappointed, and I just...
- 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,099 I just really wanted to kiss you.
- 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,976 Really?
- 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:52,440 In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment.
- 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,359 - In the moment. - But only in the moment.
- 00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:01,616 So do you, uh, want to kiss again?
- 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,536 Sure. New Year's Eve is only two weeks away.
- 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:06,996 Can you wait?
- 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,873 No.
- 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,959 Me neither.
- 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,924 Three, two...
- 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,468 You don't have to count down every time we kiss.
- 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,637 Oh. Okay.
- 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:28,684 Except I sort of felt like I needed a couple seconds to get ready.
- 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,920 We were on the platform, ready to dance into the new millennium...
- 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,839 ...and the guy yells "cut!"
- 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,843 So you guys are telling me that you actually did...
- 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,513 ...the routine from eighth grade?
- 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:09,600 Yeah! But of course we had to update it a little bit.
- 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,812 Hey, by the way, quick thinking about catching me.
- 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,691 There's no way you could've done the end...
- 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,318 ...the way you guys did it back then.
- 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,781 What? We could do it.
- 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:28,995 I don't know. You were a lot bigger... I mean, stronger back then.
- 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,540 I can do it, okay?
- 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,334 Come on, let's go! Come on.
- 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,296 One, two, three, four...
- 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,090 ...five, six, seven, eight.
- 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,508 - I can't do it! ROSS: Ahh!
- 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,260 [ROSS THUDS]
- 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:48,472 Now, you do that, you're on TV.
- 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,146 [English - US - SDH]
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