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The One Where Ross Got High
Сезон: 06Серия: 09
Описание
Росс вынужден рассказать Чендлеру, почему Джек и Джуди его недолюбливают. Во время учебы в колледже Росс экспериментировал с марихуаной, и родители это обнаружили, но он утверждал, что это была марихуана Чендлера. Рейчел готовит десерт, но когда страницы кулинарной книги слипаются, она смешивает английский трайфл с говядиной, обжаренной с горошком и луком. Фиби видит чувственный сон о Джеке Геллере, отце Моники и Росса. Джои и Росс хотят пропустить ужин Моники в честь Дня благодарения после того, как Джанин приглашает их провести время с ней и ее друзьями-танцорами.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:04,545 Okay, great. Bye.
- 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,464 So guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner.
- 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,341 Sidney Poitier? Ha, ha.
- 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:12,052 I miss Rachel.
- 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:13,762 No, my parents.
- 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,390 Oh, great, they haven't seen the place since I moved in.
- 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:19,977 Yeah, and if you could not mention that we live together, that'd be great.
- 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,479 I was thinking we'd eat around 4.
- 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,982 Why can't I tell them we live together?
- 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,110 They don't know we're dating. Should we eat in the kitchen?
- 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,195 Why haven't you told them?
- 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,157 Um, well, I was going to. I really was.
- 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:36,577 But, um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn't.
- 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:39,997 Why haven't you told them? Wouldn't they be happy?
- 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:43,542 So, dinner in the kitchen around 4. I'll see you then.
- 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:45,294 Why wouldn't they be happy?
- 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:47,087 Well, um, because...
- 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,173 ...mainly, um...
- 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:52,301 ...they don't like you.
- 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,970 - I'm sorry. - What? Why? Why?
- 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,639 Maybe because you used to be aloof...
- 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:00,893 ...or that you're really sarcastic or that you joke around all the time...
- 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,896 ...or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.
- 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,607 Is this why they don't like me or why you don't like me?
- 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:11,320 I know I should have told them. I know I shouldn't care what they think.
- 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:12,488 I'm sorry.
- 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:17,785 You know, it'll be okay, because when they come over, I will be charming.
- 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,621 I will make them love me, then we'll tell them.
- 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:21,914 You think that'll work?
- 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:25,542 Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe. I won you over, didn't I?
- 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,421 I don't think you'll ever get my parents that drunk.
- 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,340 Hey. Oh, good, Ross. Your parents like me, right?
- 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,509 Yes, of course they like you.
- 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,219 Monica told me they don't.
- 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:19,096 Yeah, they don't like you.
- 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,390 Do you know why?
- 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:25,644 Maybe it's because you're really sarcastic, or maybe it's because you...
- 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,647 If people don't know, they shouldn't just guess.
- 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,442 Great. Another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.
- 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,529 Maybe I give thanks for you shutting up, huh?
- 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,950 Maybe I give thanks by taking my PlayStation to my new apartment.
- 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,994 Maybe I love you.
- 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,705 - Hi. CHANDLER: Hi.
- 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,373 Hey, guys.
- 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:50,127 No, I don't want to play video games, Joey.
- 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,174 Are you guys going to Chandler's for Thanksgiving?
- 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:56,425 Yeah, why, what's up?
- 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:59,136 Well, me and my dancer friends are doing Thanksgiving uptown.
- 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,138 I thought you might like to come.
- 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,056 For real?
- 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,852 You should go to Chandler's. None of us can cook.
- 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:08,520 We'll probably just drink all day.
- 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,564 - We go to yours. - Yeah.
- 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:16,111 Yeah, see, we have to stop across the hall because it's my sister.
- 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:19,573 But, you know, actually, uh, growing up with a sister was nice...
- 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:22,075 ...because it really helped me understand women.
- 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,953 Yeah, you should tell your friends that.
- 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,247 Okay.
- 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,380 How you got three women to marry you, I'll never know.
- 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,678 - Hey. ALL: Hey.
- 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,056 Pheebs, check it out. For my dessert...
- 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,850 ...I have chosen to make a traditional English trifle.
- 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,812 Wow, that sounds great. And what are you making, Monica?
- 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:54,274 In case Rachel's dessert is so good that I eat all of it...
- 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,737 ...and there's none left for anybody else.
- 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:00,989 Nothing.
- 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,532 RACHEL: Nothing?
- 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,118 No, sweetie. I trust you.
- 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:08,705 So if I mess this up, there's nothing else for dessert?
- 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,166 You're not gonna mess it up.
- 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:15,212 Wow, Monica, I love that. You really have faith in me. Thank you.
- 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,382 Technical question: How do you know when the butter is done?
- 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,885 Well, it's done about two minutes before it looks like that.
- 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,764 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:30,435 - Oh. The food smells great, Mon. - And the place looks so nice.
- 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:34,022 - Hey, happy Thanksgiving, everybody. - Happy Thanksgiving.
- 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,108 ALL: Happy Thanksgiving.
- 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:39,027 - Well, this has been great. - See you.
- 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,279 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:43,365 - Where you going? - Oh, oh.
- 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:47,661 We did say we'd stop by this little thing Joey's roommate is having.
- 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:50,289 Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl?
- 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:54,209 Some would say she's attractive, yes.
- 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,503 Who else is going to be there?
- 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,047 - Uh, some of her friends. - Her dancer friends?
- 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,882 Yes. All right?
- 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,344 All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there...
- 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:07,973 ...and they'll be drinking and dancing and we really want to go.
- 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,394 Dude, we were good.
- 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:16,523 You're not going. You said you'd eat here and you'll eat here.
- 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,693 Yeah, and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls...
- 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,862 ...is not very Thanksgiving-y.
- 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:23,155 Oh, but it is.
- 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:28,243 Uh, it's like the first Thanksgiving when the Indians and Pilgrims sat down.
- 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,912 Yeah, and then the Indians taught the Pilgrims...
- 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,498 ...what it meant to be hot in the New World.
- 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,044 - Hello, everybody. ALL: Hi.
- 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:41,173 Hi, Dad. Mom.
- 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:44,468 Look. Look who it is. It's Chandler.
- 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,513 Oh, yes, of course. Hello, Chandler.
- 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,183 Mr. And Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful.
- 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,353 It is great to have you here. Let us take your coats.
- 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,189 Whoa, it snowing out there?
- 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,274 No.
- 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:08,658 Monica, all this food looks wonderful.
- 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,744 You should think about doing this for a living.
- 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,788 [LAUGHS]
- 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:18,251 Okay, I have dandruff. There's no need to laugh and point.
- 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:22,005 Dad, Chandler was laughing at your joke.
- 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,840 My joke wasn't funny.
- 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:28,470 Rach, I just remembered.
- 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,806 I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.
- 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:32,099 Really?
- 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,976 Yeah. I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building...
- 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,229 ...and he was so brave and so strong.
- 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,565 And it's making me look at him totally differently.
- 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,987 You know, I mean, he used to be just "Jack Geller, Monica and Ross' dad."
- 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,533 Now he's "Jack Geller, dream hunk."
- 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,831 I don't know. To me, he'll always be "Jack Geller...
- 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,291 ...walks in while you're changing."
- 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:05,173 You know, Dad, Chandler is one of Ross' very best friends.
- 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,175 Ross sure is a great guy.
- 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,761 You know, I've always felt that how a young man turns out...
- 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,431 ...is a reflection on his father.
- 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:16,309 I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
- 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,022 He's a headliner of a...
- 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,108 ...gay burlesque show.
- 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,447 Rach, you're killing us. Will you serve the dessert already?
- 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:31,241 There's drunken dancers a-waiting.
- 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,577 Look at it. Isn't it beautiful?
- 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,120 Yeah. What is it?
- 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:37,622 It's a trifle. It's got all these layers.
- 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:41,042 First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam...
- 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:45,172 ...then custard, which I made from scratch...
- 00:07:45,381 --> 00:07:47,215 ...then raspberries, more ladyfingers...
- 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,634 ...then beef sautéed with peas and onions...
- 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:52,512 ...then a little bit more custard...
- 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:56,183 ...then bananas and then I put whipped cream on top.
- 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,273 What was the one right before bananas?
- 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,778 The beef. Yeah, that was weird to me too.
- 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:12,240 But then I thought, "Well, there's minced meat pie."
- 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,034 That's an English dessert.
- 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:17,537 These people just put very strange things in their food.
- 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,623 By the way, can I borrow rum from your place?
- 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:20,999 Yeah, sure.
- 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,376 And while I'm gone, don't you boys sneak a taste.
- 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,462 - Okay. - Okay.
- 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,467 Beef in a dessert?
- 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:32,969 No, no, no. There is no way.
- 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:36,306 I know. And only one layer ofjam?
- 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,895 What is up with that?
- 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,856 Oh, my God.
- 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:48,109 - The pages are stuck together. - Chandler.
- 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:59,663 Oh, my God. She made half an English trifle and...
- 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,708 ...half a shepherd's pie.
- 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,212 Man, now she's gonna start all over.
- 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:11,132 We're never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the New World.
- 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,678 No, no, we will. We just won't tell her she messed up.
- 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,888 Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?
- 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:21,017 Yeah. It'll be like a funny Thanksgiving story.
- 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:24,062 Vomiting stories are funny, I guess.
- 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:28,316 Joey. God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees.
- 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:31,152 Did it make you want to walk around in your underwear?
- 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,029 No.
- 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,949 Still not hot enough.
- 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:41,246 Rachel. Okay, look at him.
- 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,790 Look at those strong hands.
- 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:47,836 Oh, what I wouldn't give to be that can of condensed milk.
- 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,385 Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
- 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,304 Oh, thank you, Chandler. I just bought it.
- 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:02,100 Oh. Yes, well, it's very beautiful and it's cream-colored and tight and...
- 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:08,273 I don't mean tight. It's not too tight. Not that I was looking at...
- 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,234 What's the matter with him?
- 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,820 I think he's stoned again.
- 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,281 - What? - What?
- 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,991 Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
- 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:27,334 Okay, I think I might know why my parents don't like you.
- 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:31,212 - You do? Why? - Okay, remember we were young. Heh.
- 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:35,300 Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom...
- 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,719 ...and my parents walked in and smelled it...
- 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:42,098 ...so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.
- 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,934 What? Why did you do that?
- 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:48,980 I don't know. Uh, yours was the first name that popped into my head.
- 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,232 I'm sorry. I didn't think it'd matter.
- 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:52,484 How could it not matter?
- 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,236 How was I to know we'd be friends after college...
- 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,489 ...let alone you'd be living with my sister?
- 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,532 What about all that "friends forever" stuff?
- 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,452 I don't know. I was all high.
- 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:13,505 Mom and Dad just sent me to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned.
- 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:19,761 Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college, and he blamed it on me.
- 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,388 Ross, I can't believe you'd do that.
- 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:26,142 We haven't told them we're together because they hate me, okay? So fix this.
- 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:30,355 Okay, okay, I'll tell them it wasn't Chandler who got high.
- 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:33,066 Now, who should I say it was?
- 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:38,530 You. It's not like it's a big deal. You don't still do it or anything.
- 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:43,076 All right. Now, who should I say tricked me into doing it?
- 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,374 Dad.
- 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,210 Dad, please don't pick your teeth out here.
- 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:56,089 - And if you're gonna put your feet up... - Monica, leave him alone.
- 00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,759 Will you hurry up?
- 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:03,763 Did you not hear me when I told you that all of Janine's friends are dancers?
- 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:07,058 Huh? And that they're gonna be drinking a lot?
- 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:11,688 No, I did. But tell me again because it's so romantic.
- 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,482 You're whipping so slow. Can't you do it any faster?
- 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,860 Joey, come on, I don't want to make any mistakes.
- 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,988 This is the only dessert. If I screw it up, everybody's gonna be like:
- 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:24,367 "Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?"
- 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:30,206 So just let me worry about making it, and you just worry about eating it.
- 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,875 Oh, I am.
- 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:37,505 - Ross, if you don't tell them, then I will. - Okay. Fine.
- 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:41,134 - Ross, can I talk to you for a second? - Oh, uh...
- 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,887 Can it wait a second, Joey? I have to tell my parents something.
- 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,638 No, it can't? Okay.
- 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,897 Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.
- 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,316 What? What is with everybody?
- 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,193 It's Thanksgiving, not...
- 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,445 ...Truth Day.
- 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:04,783 Look, when everyone eats that banana-meat thing...
- 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,577 ...they'll all make fun of her. Do you want that?
- 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,206 Okay. We'll just get everyone to act like they like it.
- 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,416 That way, no one makes fun of her...
- 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,920 ...and we still get to go to sweet potato pie.
- 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,964 Dude, they're not objects.
- 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,883 Oh.
- 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,636 Just kidding. I'll talk to them. You distract her.
- 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:29,641 Hey, Rach, can I talk to you outside for a sec?
- 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,769 Okay.
- 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,902 What's up, Ross?
- 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:42,821 So, um...
- 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,698 Thanksgiving.
- 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:51,037 The holiday season is upon us, hmm?
- 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:53,581 Yeah.
- 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,708 And, um...
- 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,087 ...you look nice today.
- 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,674 - Oh, no. No, Ross, don't do this. - What?
- 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:07,220 I just don't think us getting back together is a good idea.
- 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:09,764 Huh?
- 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,684 I thought this might happen today.
- 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,103 Ross, I know the holidays can be rough...
- 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,481 ...and it's probably really hard for you to be alone right now.
- 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,816 You're alone.
- 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,027 No, I live with Phoebe.
- 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:26,197 I mean, you're alone-alone.
- 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:31,160 And it's just not the time for us. I'm sorry.
- 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,706 Oh, well. Can't blame a guy for trying.
- 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,251 [MUMBLES]
- 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,921 And, uh, if anyone needs help pretending to like it...
- 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:46,175 ...I learned some things in acting class. Try, uh, rubbing your stomach.
- 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:50,346 Or, uh, saying "Mm."
- 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,849 And, uh, oh, smiling.
- 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,225 Okay?
- 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,854 Yeah, I'm not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.
- 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,067 Rachel, there you are. Let's serve that dessert already.
- 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:07,447 Joey, you have to stop rushing me. You know what? You don't get any dessert.
- 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,740 Really?
- 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,286 No, just kidding. I would never do that to you.
- 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:16,331 Okay, everybody, it's trifle time.
- 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,209 So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isn't it?
- 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,711 - It sure is. PHOEBE: Wow.
- 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,047 So did you make it with beef or eggplant?
- 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,926 - Beef. - I can't have any. I don't eat meat. Oh.
- 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,969 ALL: Aw.
- 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,641 Monica, I want you to have the first taste.
- 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,476 Really?
- 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,648 Wait, you only got whipped cream.
- 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,067 You gotta take a bite with all the layers.
- 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,904 Okay.
- 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,697 You dropped a pea.
- 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,625 Well?
- 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,294 Mm.
- 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,761 It's good.
- 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,888 Really? How good?
- 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,099 It's so good that I feel really selfish...
- 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,559 ...about being the only one who's eating it.
- 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,313 I think we should have everyone taste how good it is.
- 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,607 Especially Ross.
- 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:28,987 CHANDLER: Mm-hm.
- 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,197 ALL: Mm.
- 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:35,076 Yeah. This is so good that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony.
- 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:41,207 So that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.
- 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,460 I've gotta call my friend...
- 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,338 ...and tell her how good this is from Monica's room.
- 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,840 I'll help you dial.
- 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,428 I'm gonna go into the bathroom...
- 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,639 ...so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it.
- 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,561 Okay, what was that all about? Does it not taste good?
- 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,022 - Let me try it. - No, no.
- 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,695 All gone.
- 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,449 So good.
- 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,785 Maybe Chandler has some left.
- 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,582 It tastes like feet.
- 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,335 I like it.
- 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:30,965 Are you kidding?
- 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,760 What's not to like? Custard, good.
- 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,180 Jam, good. Meat, good.
- 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:43,019 So a bird just grabbed it...
- 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,441 ...and then tried to fly away with it...
- 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,277 ...and then just dropped it on the street?
- 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,990 Yes, but, if it's any consolation, before the bird dropped it...
- 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,284 ...he seemed to enjoy it.
- 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,037 Rachel, come here.
- 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:02,914 Okay.
- 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:06,667 I was just taking my Thanksgiving nap and I had another dream about Jack.
- 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,921 - Phoebe, do I want to hear this? - I don't know, let's see.
- 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,299 Okay, I dreamt we were getting married...
- 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,551 ...and he left because he had to go fight a fire.
- 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:20,139 And, um, so, okay, I went to a nightclub and I saw him making out with a girl.
- 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,226 Oh, my God, he dream-cheated on you.
- 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,561 Yeah. But then Jacques Cousteau came...
- 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,106 ...and he kicked his ass for betraying me.
- 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,982 It was so cool.
- 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,528 Then he took me diving and introduced me to his pet sea horse...
- 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:38,157 ...who was coming on to me. And, please, that is not gonna happen.
- 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:44,080 Boy, I'm glad I wore the big belt today.
- 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:49,544 Five minutes ago, a line like that would have floored me.
- 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,756 But now, nothing. Well, not nothing. I am still a woman.
- 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,095 Ross? Let's go.
- 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,848 Oh, yeah. About telling Mom and Dad...
- 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,892 ...I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
- 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,311 You know what? That's it. You've had your chance.
- 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,775 Mom, Dad. Ross smoked pot in college.
- 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,610 - What? - What?
- 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,280 You are such a tattletale.
- 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,493 Mom, Dad, heh...
- 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,621 ...you remember that time you walked in my room...
- 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,707 ...and smelled marijuana?
- 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,458 - Yes. - Yes.
- 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,214 I told you it was Chandler...
- 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,801 ...who was smoking the pot but...
- 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,139 ...it was me. I'm sorry.
- 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,682 It was you?
- 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,560 And, Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired?
- 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:51,480 He didn't steal your Playboys. Ross did.
- 00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,239 Well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing. Monica did.
- 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,536 Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year.
- 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,874 Monica and Chandler are living together!
- 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:16,881 Ross married Rachel in Vegas. And got divorced. Again!
- 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,718 I love Jacques Cousteau.
- 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:27,558 I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle.
- 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,478 I want to go!
- 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,610 That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds.
- 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:42,031 All right. Joey, if you want to leave, just leave.
- 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:48,037 Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle.
- 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,248 It did not taste good.
- 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,919 Phoebe, I'm sorry...
- 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,422 ...but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead.
- 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,843 Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact...
- 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,930 ...that you're in an important relationship is beyond me.
- 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:09,058 And we kind of figured about the porch swing.
- 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,144 Ross.
- 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,479 Drugs?
- 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,690 Divorced again?
- 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,693 What happened, son?
- 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:23,864 I... I, uh... I got tricked into all those things.
- 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:30,121 Chandler, you've been Ross' best friend all these years...
- 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,165 ...stuck by him during the drug problems...
- 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,296 ...and now you've taken on Monica as well.
- 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,757 Well, I don't know what to say.
- 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,884 You're a wonderful human being.
- 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,472 - Thank you. JACK: No.
- 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,516 Thank you.
- 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:56,814 Monica and Ross, I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you.
- 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,734 I'll talk to them.
- 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,325 You guys, it was bananas...
- 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,910 ...cream and beef.
- 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:14,623 I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad.
- 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,085 Well, actually, I didn't eat mine. It's still in the bathroom.
- 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,295 No it isn't, I ate that.
- 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,133 And we left ours in Monica's bedroom.
- 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,635 Nope, got it and got yours too.
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