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The One on the Last Night
Сезон: 06Серия: 06
Описание
В ночь перед переездом Чендлера к Монике, он пытается дать Джои денег, чтобы убедиться, что у того хватит на все расходы. Когда Джои отказывается, Чендлер придумывает игру под названием «Стаканчики» и «проигрывает» деньги Джои, но позже Джои проигрывает все Россу в той же игре, а Чендлер отыгрывает их обратно во время титров. Обнаружив, что Рейчел не собрала вещи, Моника и Фиби предлагают помочь. Когда девушки начинают волноваться, Фиби предлагает им подумать о том, чего им не будет не хватать друг в друге, что приводит к большой ссоре, и Рейчел отказывается уезжать.
Субтитры
- 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,464 - Okay. - Aah.
- 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:12,261 Listen, I'm gonna be moving out, so you are gonna be in charge of paying the rent.
- 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,513 - Right, and when is that due? - First of the month.
- 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,223 And that's every month?
- 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:19,101 No, just the months you actually want to live here.
- 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,519 Ah.
- 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,896 Okay, here's the phone bill.
- 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:25,899 Oh, my God!
- 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,527 That's our phone number.
- 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:33,407 Look, I know I kind of sprung this whole me-moving-out-on-you thing.
- 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:36,994 - So why don't I just cover you for a while? - No, no. No way.
- 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:40,831 Joey Tribbiani does not take charity...
- 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,624 ...anymore.
- 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,961 - It's not charity, Joe. - No, forget it.
- 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,672 Okay? I mean, thanks, but I'm done taking money from you.
- 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,383 All right? I can take care of myself. Now, what's next? Come on.
- 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,594 Okay, uh, here's the electric bill.
- 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,472 - This is how much we pay for electric? - Well, yeah.
- 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:57,890 [GRUMBLES]
- 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,937 CHANDLER: So we'll do the rest of the bills later, then?
- 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:45,687 So is Joey gonna have to give up the apartment?
- 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:48,565 I hope not. I tried to offer him money, but he wouldn't take it.
- 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:50,192 How much do you think he needs?
- 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,070 I figure $1500 would cover him for a few months, you know...
- 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:56,240 ...but I have to trick him into taking it so I don't hurt his pride.
- 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:59,159 Yeah. Well, why don't you hire him as an actor?
- 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:04,456 You could have him dress up and put on little skits whenever you want.
- 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,877 Well, that would help the pride thing.
- 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,380 - Hey. CHANDLER: Hey.
- 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:14,591 Wow, you look great. Do you wanna move in with me tomorrow?
- 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,636 - Okay. - Okay.
- 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,472 What do you girls have planned for tonight?
- 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,392 Instead of being sad that tonight's my last night with Rachel...
- 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,394 ...we thought we'd go out and celebrate:
- 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,229 Rachel's moving in with Phoebe.
- 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:30,607 - And also my birthday. Ha, ha. - It's not your birthday.
- 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,860 What a mean thing to say.
- 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:36,155 I would never tell you it was not your birthday.
- 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,407 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:42,035 Hey, so you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
- 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:45,956 Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure we'd do nothing.
- 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,459 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Knicks' season opener tonight.
- 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,129 I thought maybe you guys would come and watch it.
- 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,839 I don't know, Ross.
- 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,258 Not if you talk about how you gave up basketball...
- 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,885 ...to become a paleontologist.
- 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:02,639 I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist.
- 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:05,642 - Pheebs, I was wondering... - You're not dressed yet?
- 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:08,604 We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
- 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:12,608 Well, and clearly, not a minute sooner.
- 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:16,945 Rachel, you are packed, though, right? I mean, please tell me you're packed.
- 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:20,449 Of course I'm packed. Monica, relax.
- 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,076 I wanted to ask Phoebe for her opinion on what I should wear.
- 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,829 My God, I cannot get a minute of peace.
- 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,668 Oh, my God.
- 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:35,756 Monica's just gonna kill you.
- 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:37,132 I know.
- 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,468 What you're wearing is fine for that.
- 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,849 You're not packed!
- 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,435 You're not packed even a little bit.
- 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,812 Surprise.
- 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,983 Don't get mad, because, look, this is what happened.
- 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:59,029 So I started packing, and then I realized, "What am I doing?"
- 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:02,074 I am lousy at packing, right?
- 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,825 But you love packing.
- 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:08,038 So as a gift to you on our last night...
- 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,249 Ta-da.
- 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,503 I'll be coordinator.
- 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,838 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't get you anything.
- 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:18,173 Oh.
- 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,176 Look, everybody has to help. Phoebe, you can help, can't you?
- 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,719 I have plans.
- 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,639 - You have plans with us. - That's right.
- 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:30,269 All right. Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things.
- 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,396 - Tell the guys they have to help out. - Okay.
- 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:34,856 MONICA: Okay. - My God, thank you.
- 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:38,860 Hurry! Monica's gonna make you pack. She's got jobs for everyone.
- 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:41,697 Now, it's too late for me, but save yourselves.
- 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,032 MONICA: Okay.
- 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,577 The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed.
- 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,705 Now, everybody has to help. Chandler...
- 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:52,374 No, I have plans with Joey.
- 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:56,545 - I thought you said you were doing nothing. - Yes, but for the last time.
- 00:04:58,381 --> 00:04:59,798 Okay, fine. Now, Ross...
- 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,384 - Oh, but I can't do it. - Why not?
- 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:06,179 - Don't you have Ben? - Because I have Ben.
- 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,766 It's almost 8:00, it's almost past his bedtime. Where is he?
- 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,393 He's at a dinner party.
- 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,565 Is he really coming? Because I can see into your apartment.
- 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,151 Of course he is. Uh, what?
- 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,737 You think I'd just use my son as an excuse?
- 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,364 What kind of father do you think I am?
- 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,116 All right. Sorry.
- 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,661 I gotta go make a fake Ben.
- 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:37,711 Here it is. Our last pizzas together as roommates.
- 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,380 I wish I'd known you were gonna do that. I ordered Chinese.
- 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:41,882 Oh. Oh, that's okay.
- 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,926 Hey, actually, in a way it's kind of nice. You know?
- 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:49,222 Our last dinner together. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors...
- 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,475 ...you, the food of yours.
- 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:55,604 Huh?
- 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:59,107 Say, Joe, I had a strange idea for what to do on our last night.
- 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:02,110 What do you say we play a little, uh, foosball for money?
- 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:06,365 Are you crazy? You haven't beaten me once since my injury-plagued '97 season.
- 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:08,533 It'd be easier if you'd just give me your money.
- 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:10,118 Yes, it would.
- 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,330 Ahem. What do you say to $50?
- 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,624 - Okay, you're on. - Okay, let's play.
- 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,918 The big game. Italy versus...
- 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,544 ...China, apparently.
- 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:25,801 Oh, look, it's the Rollerblades.
- 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:27,928 Oh, God.
- 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,639 You remember when we got these?
- 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,849 No.
- 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:35,602 Oh, I guess you weren't there.
- 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:40,232 You guys, we said we were gonna have fun.
- 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,235 Come on. Hey, ha, ha, remember the time?
- 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,778 [LAUGHING]
- 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,991 You don't remember?
- 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,496 Sorry, Pheebs. I guess I'm just really sad that I'm leaving.
- 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,623 I'm gonna miss you so much.
- 00:06:56,791 --> 00:07:00,293 Well, this doesn't have to be so sad though, you know?
- 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:03,422 Instead of thinking about how much you're gonna miss about each other...
- 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,925 ...you should, like, think about some of the things you're not gonna miss.
- 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,345 I don't think there's anything.
- 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,556 Come on, there's gotta be something.
- 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:15,308 Nope. She's perfect.
- 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:20,188 I have one.
- 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,775 Good. Great. Okay, you can go first.
- 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,403 Uh, well, I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact...
- 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:30,574 ...that you're never allowed to move the phone pen. Ha, ha.
- 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,576 [BOTH LAUGHING]
- 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:36,538 That's a good one. Okay, Monica, anything?
- 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,291 You know, does Rachel move the phone pen?
- 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,627 - Aw, sometimes. - Ha, ha.
- 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,713 Always, actually.
- 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,925 Good. There you go. Doesn't everyone feel better?
- 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:50,135 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,554 It's not just the phone pen.
- 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,724 It's just that I never get my messages.
- 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,559 You get your messages.
- 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:01,229 Well, I don't think it counts if you have to read them off your hand...
- 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:04,065 ...after you've fallen asleep on the couch.
- 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:06,902 So you missed a message from who? Chandler?
- 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,737 Or your mom?
- 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,614 Or Chandler?
- 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,073 Or your mom?
- 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,955 Great, it worked. No one's sad. Heh.
- 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,125 - Yes. - Ah.
- 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:26,254 I win again. Ha, ha, that's, like, 500 bucks you owe me. Woo-hoo!
- 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,465 Man. Five hundred dollars.
- 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:33,178 That is a lot of electricity, huh? Woo-hoo!
- 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,680 Ooh, I gotta buy some food.
- 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,892 Okay, okay. Give me a chance to win my money back. Sudden death...
- 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,728 ...one goal, $1000.
- 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,772 - You serious? - Oh, yes.
- 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,440 Okay.
- 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,484 - Get ready to owe me. - Okay.
- 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,944 Okay, here we go. Ready?
- 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,470 - No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,974 No one can beat me.
- 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:26,565 See, now that's why only the little fake men are supposed to do the kicking.
- 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,902 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,654 Hello?
- 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,657 Oh, hi, Ross. See, other people call me.
- 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,577 Ooh, your brother. Score.
- 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,914 - What's up? ROSS [OVER PHONE]: I'm here with Ben.
- 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,749 Thought we'd say hi.
- 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:48,753 - Put him on. - Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica.
- 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,008 Oh, I guess he doesn't feel like talking right now.
- 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:56,678 Uh, he's smiling, though.
- 00:09:57,346 --> 00:10:00,015 Okay, talk to you later.
- 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,316 I think it was better when you guys were sad.
- 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:12,986 Hey, oh, remember the Rollerblades? Oh.
- 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,324 You know what else I'm not gonna miss? "I'm Monica.
- 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:20,869 I wash the toilets 17 times a day, even if people are on it."
- 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,956 "Hi, I'm Rachel. Is my sweater too tight? No?
- 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,542 Oh, I'd better wash it and shrink it."
- 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:31,963 "I'm Monica. I don't get phone messages from interesting people. Ever."
- 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,632 Hey, I call her.
- 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:40,388 "Oh, my God. I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross."
- 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,099 "Oh, my God. I can't find a boyfriend.
- 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:47,520 So I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there."
- 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:57,405 Yeah, we should get a move on if we want to make those dinner reservations.
- 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,747 Still broken?
- 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,041 It sucks, man.
- 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,044 Your last night here, and I lose the two most important things:
- 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,505 The foosball table...
- 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,507 ...and $500.
- 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,386 Well, you know, there are other ways you can win back your money.
- 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:22,180 - How about blackjack? - Ah, not my game.
- 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,808 Okay, uh, you know what? We can play a new game.
- 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,352 - A new game. It's fun. - What's it called?
- 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,230 Cups.
- 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:35,235 - I don't know how to play Cups. - I'll teach you. It's really easy and fun.
- 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,529 - All right. - Okay, here you go.
- 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,782 I have two queens. What do you have?
- 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,535 - A two and a five. - Whoa, you win. Fifty dollars.
- 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:48,790 - Really? - Oh, yeah. Okay, let's play again. Ready?
- 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,166 Ooh!
- 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,295 - What have you got? - A four and a nine.
- 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,464 You're kidding, right?
- 00:11:57,633 --> 00:12:00,343 - No. Why? - Well, that's a full cup.
- 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,556 Damn, I am good at Cups.
- 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,268 I'm not talking to her.
- 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,353 One of you has to take the first step...
- 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,897 ...and it should be you because she's the one who's leaving.
- 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,774 It's harder for her.
- 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,235 Maybe you're right.
- 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:19,946 But she made fun of my phone pen.
- 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,866 I know. I took it hard too.
- 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,997 Listen, Rachel, I feel bad about what happened...
- 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,666 - What are you doing? - I'm unpacking.
- 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:35,795 - What? - I'm not moving. Is that picture straight?
- 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,798 It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left.
- 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,133 Hey, you know what?
- 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,178 You're the one who wants this big change and move in with Chandler.
- 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,305 You should go. Why do I have to leave?
- 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:49,225 - Because It's my apartment! - Well, it's mine too. What else you got?
- 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,103 How about: You're moving!
- 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,857 RACHEL: No, no, no. MONICA: Yes, yes, yes.
- 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,487 Okay, Monica...
- 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,282 This is ridiculous.
- 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,869 We should be packing you.
- 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,874 PHOEBE: Hey, how you guys doing? RACHEL: Great. Monica's moving.
- 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,460 I am not!
- 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,671 Oh, really? Well, how come all your stuff is in this box?
- 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:22,258 Okay, you guys, you guys, I think I know what's going on here.
- 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,053 Okay? You guys? Stop!
- 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:30,433 I know that you're acting mad because you think that will make it easier to leave.
- 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,686 But deep down, you're still really sad. Deep, deep down.
- 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,105 - No, Phoebe, I am mad! - Well, deep, deep, deep down.
- 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,732 Yeah, I'm just mad.
- 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,692 Then keep running.
- 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,197 You win.
- 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,991 - What did you have? - Doesn't matter. Nothing beats...
- 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,494 ...a three and a six.
- 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,871 That, my friend, is "D Cup."
- 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,417 Okay, now, how much have you won so far?
- 00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:00,088 - Wow. Seven hundred. - Not 700 exactly?
- 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,715 - Yeah. - Heh. Double it.
- 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,928 - What? - Yeah, see, in Cups, once you get $700...
- 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,221 ...you have to double it.
- 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,933 - Really? - Hey, I didn't make up the rules.
- 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:18,189 Okay, so now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get, uh, one card.
- 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:22,861 Now, that one card could be worth $100, which brings your total to 1500.
- 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,362 - Ooh. - No, no, no.
- 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:28,783 Don't get too excited, because that's not gonna happen unless you get the... No way.
- 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,038 Well, this is the last box of your clothes.
- 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,166 I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?"
- 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,213 Funny, I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.
- 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,927 Okay, you guys, I don't mean to make things worse, but...
- 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,221 ...I don't wanna live with Rachel anymore.
- 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,974 BOTH: What? - You're just so mean to each other.
- 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,436 And I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you.
- 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,647 Well, Phoebe, that's fine because I'm not moving.
- 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:02,942 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Phoebe, you gotta take her.
- 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,403 You know, I know I said some bad stuff...
- 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,740 ...but Rachel does have some qualities that make her a good roommate.
- 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,366 Oh, really? Like what, Monica?
- 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,955 You know how she has 147,000 pair of boots?
- 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,790 Oh, yeah, good start, Mon.
- 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,002 - She lets you borrow them. - Yeah.
- 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,880 And you stretch them out with your big old clown feet.
- 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,259 Do you wanna live outside? Because it's getting cold.
- 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,304 She gets tons of catalogs...
- 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:35,016 ...and, um, she'll fold down the pages of the things she thinks I'd like.
- 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,852 - What else? - Uh...
- 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,979 When I take a shower...
- 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,482 ...she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
- 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,901 Yeah, I do. I do do that.
- 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:49,155 That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
- 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,826 When I fall asleep on the couch after reading...
- 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,038 ...she covers me over with a blanket.
- 00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:01,167 Well, you know, I don't want you to be cold.
- 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,507 And when I told her I was gonna be moving in with Chandler...
- 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,343 ...she was really supportive.
- 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,764 [SOBBING] You were so great.
- 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,851 You made it so easy.
- 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,647 And now you have to leave.
- 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,525 And I have to live with a boy!
- 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,571 It's gonna be fine.
- 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:34,575 Okay, Rachel. Now I can't wait to live with you.
- 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,202 You know what we should do?
- 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,746 Bring Monica, and then we can all live there together.
- 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,415 We'll have so much fun!
- 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,293 But, honey, I think she's moving in with Chandler.
- 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,004 Oh, that's right.
- 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,630 You're still set on that?
- 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,842 Kind of.
- 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,057 Oh, my God.
- 00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,392 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,438 Hello? Hey, Mon.
- 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,815 How's the packing going?
- 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:09,736 Ben? He's fine. Yeah, he's right... Oh, my God.
- 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,449 Get your head out of your shirt there, son.
- 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,034 What?
- 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,328 Yeah, it's a pumpkin. I'll come pack.
- 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,708 Hey.
- 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,210 - What's wrong? - Ross and I were helping the girls pack...
- 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,339 ...took a little break. I lost $1500 to him in Cups.
- 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,011 Wha...? How did you lose at Cups?
- 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,721 The same way you lost.
- 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:41,267 I started out with the king and the queen. Bam. Ross gets a two and a three.
- 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:45,229 Then I get a jack and a king. Boom. Ross gets a four and five.
- 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:48,649 Even Ross was getting the Cup card, the D Cup...
- 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:54,572 ...the sitting-down bonus. Meanwhile, I didn't even get a half cup. Nothing.
- 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,948 Oh, man.
- 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,201 He never played before either.
- 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:02,288 You know what I think? I think beginner's luck, very important in Cups.
- 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,792 Let's just play one more hand. One more hand.
- 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,712 No, no more. I cannot lose another dime. I'm serious this time.
- 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,299 In fact, look. There's... I wanna give you something, okay?
- 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,302 And let me give it to you now before I pawn it for Cups money.
- 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,183 Now, I want you to have the big, white dog...
- 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:27,146 ...as a... Kind of a thank-you for being such a great roommate.
- 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,775 I can't take the big, white dog. You love it.
- 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,402 It's "him." Not "it."
- 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,115 Well, what if I bought it from you, you know?
- 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,451 And then your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price.
- 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,328 Say $1500?
- 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,917 Wait a second. I see what you're trying to do here.
- 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,294 You're trying to give me money again.
- 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,463 When did I try to give you money?
- 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,465 Before, over there with the bills.
- 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,510 You tried to give me charity, I said no, you dropped it.
- 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,804 Okay, then we had a nice last night together.
- 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,558 We had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money.
- 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,563 Now, out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again.
- 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:12,525 I'm just trying to help you out, okay? I wanna make sure that you're okay.
- 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,819 I will be okay. Look, Chandler.
- 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,990 You gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself, okay?
- 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:23,452 Look, I'm not gonna miss you helping me out with money.
- 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,080 The only thing I'm gonna miss...
- 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,082 ...is you.
- 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,295 And now the dog.
- 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,595 MONICA: Hey.
- 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,431 - Call me when you get there, okay? - Okay.
- 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,391 I'm really gonna miss you.
- 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,442 Oh, I have your key.
- 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,029 - Here you go. - Thanks.
- 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:07,663 Oh, God, this is silly. I'm gonna see you in a couple of hours.
- 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,416 Bye, house.
- 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,709 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,048 - Bye-bye. - Bye.
- 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,656 Hey.
- 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:45,743 - She really left. - I know.
- 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,666 - Thank you. - No problem, roomie.
- 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,801 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure.
- 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,512 What the hell is that dog doing here?
- 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:12,311 I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.
- 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:15,982 - And now you want that money back? - Exactly.
- 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,526 Chandler, what kind of idiot do you take me for?
- 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,904 It's not a real game. I made it up.
- 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:25,241 I'm sorry you lost your money. But I won it fair and square.
- 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,118 At a fake game!
- 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,663 Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back...
- 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:34,083 ...I'd be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you.
- 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,712 I am very good at Cups.
- 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:42,174 Okay, now, I assume the saucer card came up when you played last?
- 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,302 - No. - Hmm.
- 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,054 Let's see if it comes up this time.
- 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,395 [English - US - SDH]
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