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Эпизод, где Росс все отрицает
The One with Ross's Denial
Сезон: 06Серия: 03
Описание
Росс отрицает в разговоре с Фиби, что любит Рэйчел, но приглашает её переехать к нему, при этом Рэйчел не знает, что они всё ещё состоят в законном браке. Моника категорически отвергает идею Чендлера превратить свободную спальню в игровую комнату. Чендлер утверждает, что Моника по-прежнему считает её только своей квартирой, что приводит к ссоре, и Росс выступает в роли посредника. Тем временем Джои испытывает трудности с поиском нового соседа по комнате.
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- 00:00:04,462 --> 00:00:06,964 - Hey. - Hey, check it out. This is unbelievable.
- 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:10,342 Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes.
- 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,766 Are you trying to kill me?
- 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,395 - Pheebs, I wanna ask you something. - Uh-huh, what?
- 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:26,233 Um, well, since I'm moving out and you're so beautiful...
- 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,735 ...how about I move in with you?
- 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:31,155 Well, that would be great, but then what do we do about Denise?
- 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,408 - Who's Denise? - My roommate.
- 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,786 - You have a roommate? - Yes, Denise. Denise.
- 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,707 Hey, what is with the secrecy, Phoebe? Huh?
- 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,126 And what about this Denise? She cute?
- 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:48,130 How can you have a roommate that none of us know about?
- 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,591 Maybe because you never listen to anything I say.
- 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,926 I talk about her all the time. Denise!
- 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:58,474 Rach, I was thinking, I'm gonna have an extra room over at my place.
- 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:00,893 - Oh, that's true. - Why don't you move in with me?
- 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,979 It'll be great. We can stay up late talking, watch movies.
- 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,565 And you know about naked Thursdays, right?
- 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,862 Yeah, yeah, I think I'm gonna find my own place.
- 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:15,741 Hey, hey. I thought naked Thursdays was just our thing, man.
- 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:59,701 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:03,038 What did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
- 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,291 Oh, that. Um, she took it really well.
- 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,586 - Oh. You didn't tell her, did you? - No.
- 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:13,507 - Because you're in love with her. - I am not in love with her.
- 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,843 She was very upset about having to move out.
- 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:19,638 So I didn't tell her we were still married, because she'd only get more upset.
- 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,015 I comforted her. As a friend.
- 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:25,435 - What do you mean, "comforted her"? - It was nothing. I gave her a hug.
- 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:28,397 Aha. A classic sign of love, the hug.
- 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,191 It's also a sign of friendship.
- 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,277 Yeah, not in your case, Lovey Loverson.
- 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,113 It was a hug.
- 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,116 Just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?
- 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:43,620 Smell her hair? Well, what if I did?
- 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:47,541 Ninety percent of a woman's pheromones come out the top of her head.
- 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,210 That's why women are shorter.
- 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:54,047 So that men will fall in love when they hug them.
- 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:57,426 Come on, Ross, you're a scientist.
- 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,220 I was hugging her as a friend, okay?
- 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,639 It's not my fault her hair got in my face.
- 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:06,226 She's got a lot of it, and it smells all, uh...
- 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,645 ...you know, coconutty.
- 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:13,901 What? Oh. It doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel.
- 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:16,612 Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts.
- 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:21,783 Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful. Rachel's not in the same place you are.
- 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:24,786 Okay, if the place you're referring to is being in love...
- 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:30,500 ...then she is in the same place as me, because I am not in that place.
- 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:32,836 Okay, I didn't understand that.
- 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:38,008 But maybe that's because you were speaking the secret language of love.
- 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,639 - Hey. CHANDLER: Hey.
- 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:46,141 - Dude, some guy just called for you. - Who was it?
- 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,392 I don't know.
- 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,270 How about "Thanks for taking the message"? Jeez.
- 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,148 Hey, listen.
- 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,567 When you move in, Rachel's room's gonna be empty.
- 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,861 You wanna talk about what we wanna do with it?
- 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,071 - Sure. - Okay.
- 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,406 I think we should have a beautiful guest room...
- 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:05,327 ...with a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them.
- 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:08,038 Then we could have a rolltop desk with comment cards...
- 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:11,541 ...so people can tell us how much they love staying here.
- 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,420 Whatever, you know, I really haven't thought about it that much.
- 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:18,882 Well, I like that idea, obviously. Ha, ha.
- 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:22,552 But I was thinking maybe it could be a game room, you know?
- 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,554 I mean, you can buy old arcade games...
- 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:27,891 ...like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" for $200.
- 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,269 The real ones. The big, big, big ones.
- 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,730 No.
- 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,610 Okay, so you mean "no" as in, "Gee, Chandler, what an interesting idea.
- 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,655 Let's discuss it before we reject it completely."
- 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:43,991 Oh. I'm sorry. Of course.
- 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,617 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,745 Yes. Interesting idea, um, talk about it, but no.
- 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,581 So that's it?
- 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:55,419 Well, I just don't think that arcade games go in the beautiful guest room.
- 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,963 The guest room's gonna be filled with antiques.
- 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:01,675 Which is why "Asteroids" is perfect. It's the oldest game.
- 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:05,429 What do you have against the guest room?
- 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:07,639 I don't have anything against the guest room.
- 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:11,518 Especially since everybody that we know lives about 30 seconds away.
- 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,062 Are you mocking me?
- 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,690 No, I'm not mocking you or your beautiful guest room.
- 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,905 JOEY: What's up?
- 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:26,199 Nothing. Monica and I had a stupid fight.
- 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:29,786 But you're still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today.
- 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:34,291 "Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker, nonugly."
- 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:38,712 - Nice. - Ah?
- 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,505 I figured after living with you...
- 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:43,508 ...it'd be an interesting change to have a female roommate.
- 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:47,304 You know? Someone I could learn from. Someone who's different than me.
- 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:51,141 And what's more different than me, a guy who's not 19...
- 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,810 ...than, say, a girl who is 19?
- 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,520 Ah? Ha, ha.
- 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,814 Not just a hat rack, my friend.
- 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:04,071 - Pheebs, I have to ask you... - Shh. I'm swamped right now.
- 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:07,199 You're just staring into space.
- 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,744 Um, I'm trying to move that pencil.
- 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,747 - This one? - It worked!
- 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:18,835 Pheebs, this whole apartment thing is a nightmare.
- 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:22,089 Every place that I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak.
- 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:23,882 Look at this.
- 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:28,428 "Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker, nonugly."
- 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:35,018 - It's just there's nothing. This city is full. PHOEBE: Wait, no, look at this.
- 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,521 "Two-bedroom, two-bath. Must be nonsmoker.
- 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:40,399 Satan worshipers okay."
- 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,693 Oh. Yeah, but it's on the ground floor.
- 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,114 - Hey. RACHEL: Hey.
- 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:50,283 - Rach, are you still looking for a place? - Yeah, why?
- 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,661 Okay, there's this guy Warren from the museum...
- 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,205 ...and he's going on a dig for like two years.
- 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:58,041 And he's got this great place he needs to sublet.
- 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,918 So you interested?
- 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:03,505 That sounds great. I'd love to live at Warren's. I love Warren.
- 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,882 - Thank you. - Oh, don't thank me.
- 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:08,093 You wanna thank someone, thank the volcano...
- 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,178 ...that erupted thousands of years ago...
- 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:13,890 ...killing but perfectly preserving an entire civilization.
- 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,060 Here's Warren's number.
- 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,689 Oh, this is great. I am gonna call him right now.
- 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:23,066 - Oh, okay. Oh. RACHEL: Thank you. Ha, ha.
- 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,988 Okay, you go call him.
- 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:30,240 I saw it.
- 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,202 I don't know what you're talking about.
- 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:37,205 I'm talking about that which you already know but won't admit.
- 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:39,958 You know, that you love her again. You relove her.
- 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,961 Look, I do not relove her.
- 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:46,047 I can't believe you won't just admit it.
- 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:49,593 Okay, just promise me that you won't do anything stupid.
- 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,638 Look, we're just friends now, okay? Why would I do anything stupid?
- 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:57,017 Ugh. Well, the apartment is already subletted.
- 00:07:57,185 --> 00:08:00,103 I mean, this is just hopeless. I'm never gonna find anything.
- 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:01,980 You can live with me.
- 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,273 - What? - What?
- 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:06,610 What?
- 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:13,658 RACHEL: Oh, my God, are you serious? - Uh-huh.
- 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:18,413 I would love to live with you, Ross. That's great. Thank you.
- 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,957 I'm just glad I could, you know, help you out.
- 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:27,380 Wow, I'm so happy for you guys. This is so, so not stupid.
- 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,594 Ross, Ross, you have no idea what this means to me.
- 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:37,057 I mean, I was gonna be homeless. You've just saved me. You're my hero.
- 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:38,308 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,019 Hero? I don't know. Well, all right.
- 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:45,732 Oh. I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has.
- 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:49,152 - Aw. Mwah. - Oh, please.
- 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,031 [ROSS CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,495 You're gonna say things now, aren't you?
- 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,498 No. No, I won't.
- 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,625 But I should tell you this.
- 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,586 This exact same thing happened to my roommate, Denise.
- 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:07,963 She moved in with a guy...
- 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:11,758 ...who was secretly married to her and said he didn't love her but really did.
- 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:12,968 It just blew up.
- 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,971 And that's how she ended up living with me.
- 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,684 Okay, that's a lie.
- 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,939 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:29,442 Hi. Listen, I'm sorry about before. I don't need to have a game room.
- 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:32,988 When I was a kid, I only played those games because I couldn't get girls.
- 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:35,115 Now I can get...
- 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:36,908 Now I have you.
- 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,704 No, not that I think that I have you...
- 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:44,165 ...or think of you as property in any sort of way.
- 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,251 - I see women... - Stop it, Chandler.
- 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,629 I'm sorry too.
- 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,091 - Really? - Yeah. Oh, yes.
- 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,801 Oh.
- 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,803 Listen, we don't have to make that a guest room.
- 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,347 - We can think of something together. - That's a great idea.
- 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:02,475 We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
- 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,561 Totally.
- 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:12,485 - We don't have to come up with this now. - Oh, good.
- 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:16,197 Why don't we think about changes that we can make in the living room?
- 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:17,907 Changes?
- 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:21,244 Yeah, I mean, we're gonna have to move some furniture to make room for my chair.
- 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,787 [CHANDLER CHUCKLES]
- 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,333 You're gonna bring the Barcalounger over here?
- 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,502 - Is that a problem? - Well...
- 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:33,173 It's just that they're a set and they should probably stay together.
- 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:36,259 Oh, that's cool. Then I'll just bring them both over.
- 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,971 See, now you're taking them away from their home.
- 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:43,975 Okay, I get it. So I get nothing. Nothing here is mine. Everything is yours.
- 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:47,729 I'll get up in the morning, put on your clothes, and head off to work.
- 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,065 Yeah. Yeah, you know what? That's it. That's it.
- 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,609 Everything will be mine. Nothing will be yours.
- 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,986 Oh, come on. I'm talking about the Barcalounger.
- 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,405 It doesn't match. Where is it gonna go?
- 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,282 In the game room.
- 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:02,827 Look, it is not my fault that your chairs are incredibly ugly.
- 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:06,956 That's fine. I won't bring over the chairs. I won't bring anything over.
- 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:10,835 I wouldn't wanna ruin the ambiance over here at Grandma's place!
- 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:15,173 Everything on your application looks really good.
- 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,133 Oh, just one last question.
- 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,595 Are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time partying?
- 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,722 Oh, don't worry. I'm not really a party girl.
- 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,557 Whoa.
- 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:28,520 Now, don't just be blurting stuff out.
- 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,023 I want you to really think about your answers.
- 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:36,861 You can call off the roommate search. Hi. I'll be living here.
- 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,154 Oh, don't listen to him.
- 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,281 He's just some guy who wants the apartment.
- 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,784 But I don't think he's gonna get it.
- 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,829 Why did you take the shower curtain down?
- 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,455 That thing was a hazard.
- 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,250 I'm very safety-conscious.
- 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,760 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,304 Oh, I was just clearing some space for your stuff.
- 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,556 Oh, thanks.
- 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,433 But listen, I was just at Monica's...
- 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,686 ...and she and Chandler had a big fight and they're not moving in.
- 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:14,315 What do you mean, not moving in? They're still moving in, right?
- 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:18,653 No, no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
- 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,489 What? Over a stupid room?
- 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:23,032 I feel kind of bad for them...
- 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,119 ...but I'm also psyched because I don't have to move in here.
- 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,913 Oh, no. Yeah. No, that part's great.
- 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,669 What's all this about you guys fighting?
- 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,130 Is this really over a room?
- 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,966 I mean, that is so silly.
- 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,637 - Ross, we can handle this. - Well, apparently not.
- 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:49,726 And I can't just stand by and watch two people I care about so much...
- 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:53,271 ...be hurt by something that is so silly.
- 00:12:55,691 --> 00:13:00,361 - I mean, enough of the silliness. - Why don't you tell her to stop being silly?
- 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,821 [IMITATING EACH OTHER]
- 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,741 Okay, okay.
- 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:08,995 Two very good points.
- 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:13,249 Look, I've known you both a long time.
- 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,920 And I've never seen either of you one-millionth as happy...
- 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,464 ...as you've been since you got together.
- 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:24,385 Do you really wanna throw that all away over a room?
- 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,846 That is so silly.
- 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,642 What's more important, love...
- 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,310 ...or silliness?
- 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,815 Well, we are fond of the silliness.
- 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,400 But we also have a soft spot for the love.
- 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,821 - Love is the best medicine. - That's laughter.
- 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,906 - Why do you do it? - I don't know.
- 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:53,873 Now, Chandler, you wanna live with Monica, right?
- 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,543 Yeah, I do.
- 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,045 And, Mon, you wanna live with Chandler, don't you?
- 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,380 Yes.
- 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:04,217 Good. A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York.
- 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,729 So I understand you're looking for a place?
- 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,359 - No, no, I'm staying put. - Oh.
- 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,489 I was going to offer you my apartment.
- 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,242 Why? Where are you going?
- 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,786 I don't know.
- 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,916 - Hey, Rach. - Hi.
- 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,378 Uh, you're never gonna believe it. Monica and Chandler are moving in again.
- 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,007 That's great news, right? I mean, for them, right?
- 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,884 Oh, wow.
- 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,178 But on the bright side, we get to be roommates again.
- 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,558 Yeah. You know, about that, um...
- 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:59,314 Ross, ahem, I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything...
- 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,441 ...but don't you think it's gonna be weird?
- 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:07,322 Why? Why? Why would it...? Why would it be weird?
- 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,408 Well, you know, because of us.
- 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,493 Because of our history.
- 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,871 - No. RACHEL: No?
- 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,081 No, no.
- 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:20,501 It would only be weird if we were still in that place.
- 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:24,339 I mean, are you still in that place?
- 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,759 - No, not at all. - Good. Me neither.
- 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,552 So it's not a problem.
- 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,097 We're just two friends who happen to be roommates.
- 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,601 Okay, but, Ross, eventually, you and I are gonna be dating.
- 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,689 Really? We are?
- 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:45,276 Well, yeah. I'm gonna have a boyfriend and you're gonna have a girlfriend.
- 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,862 Oh. Heh.
- 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,698 That'd be great.
- 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:54,285 But if you think it's gonna be okay, we'll just work out a system.
- 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,956 It'll be like in college. I'll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign:
- 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,166 "Come back later. I'm getting lucky."
- 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,376 [RACHEL LAUGHS]
- 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,795 [ROSS LAUGHING]
- 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,300 Yeah, I didn't think of that.
- 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:15,223 So are you sure about this whole moving-in thing?
- 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:20,311 I mean, it's a really big step. And what's the rush?
- 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,690 [CHANDLER & MONICA LAUGHING]
- 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,358 That's very funny.
- 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:28,319 He's being silly because he knows we enjoy the silliness.
- 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,574 No, I'm serious, okay? I mean, think about it.
- 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:38,162 You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms...
- 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,081 ...next thing you know, you break up.
- 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,459 Ross, you were right before. It was just a stupid fight about a room.
- 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,211 Okay, there are no stupid fights.
- 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,798 This isn't about the room.
- 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:52,510 This is about what the room represents.
- 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,889 And unfortunately, this room could destroy you.
- 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,727 - Yeah, I'm not so worried. - Yeah, no, me neither.
- 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,396 Fine. It's your life.
- 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,940 I just don't wanna see you break up.
- 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:10,028 Which you will do if you move in together.
- 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,491 But if that's what you want, there's nothing I can do.
- 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,660 Don't do it!
- 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,043 - You still wanna move in together, right? - Of course.
- 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,627 Ross didn't scare you?
- 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,380 Scared me out of ever wanting to live with him.
- 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,593 - Come here, I gotta show you something. - Okay.
- 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,181 Oh, my God, someone's killed Square Man.
- 00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,682 [MONICA CHUCKLES]
- 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,977 This is where the Barcalounger could go.
- 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,731 You see, you can see the TV, and still, it's walking distance to the kitchen.
- 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,692 Oh, that's so sweet.
- 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,235 I wanna show you something.
- 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,822 You know those big road signs that say "merge"?
- 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,407 Mm-hm.
- 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,993 You know? So I was thinking we could get one of those signs...
- 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,287 ...and hang it over our bed.
- 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,083 Because that's you and I together.
- 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,417 "Merge."
- 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,254 - Oh, my God, I love that. - Really?
- 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,173 "No."
- 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,346 [SINGING] I found you in my bed
- 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,182 How'd you wind up there?
- 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,352 You are a mystery
- 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:29,982 Little black curly hair
- 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,152 Little black, little black Little black, little black
- 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:38,241 Little black curly hair
- 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,450 [CROWD APPLAUDING]
- 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,285 Thank you.
- 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,663 Um...
- 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,541 If you wanna receive e-mails about my upcoming shows...
- 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:50,253 ...then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
- 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,466 So, uh... Ahem.
- 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,552 Where are the other guys?
- 00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,179 Well, let's see, Monica and Chandler are occupied.
- 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,931 - Fighting? - No, the other thing.
- 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,060 I really think it's great they worked things out.
- 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,063 Yeah, there's no breaking them up, is there?
- 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:13,067 Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can make a copy?
- 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,736 - Here. - Thank you.
- 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:16,946 Now, are you sure?
- 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,241 Because once I make a copy, there's no turning back.
- 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,076 Yeah, I'm sure.
- 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,955 Now get out of here before I change my mind.
- 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,086 Uh, listen, Ross.
- 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,173 You really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?
- 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,800 I've been back and forth.
- 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,179 Yeah, well, maybe you should go back, okay?
- 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,306 Rachel moves in, and before you know it...
- 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,850 ...you're where you don't wanna be, back together.
- 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,518 Yeah, I don't think so.
- 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,354 She's already talking about, you know, dating other guys.
- 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,856 That's not gonna work out.
- 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,401 Then she's gonna come home all weepy, and you'll be telling her:
- 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,612 "Oh, that's okay. You'll find someone."
- 00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,990 And then, bam, she finds you.
- 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,536 Huh. Oh, maybe you're right.
- 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,207 I am telling you, Ross, she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again.
- 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,666 Now, is that what you want?
- 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,420 - Heh. Is that what I want? - [OVER MICROPHONE] Yes.
- 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,884 Here she comes. I'm gonna make your life much easier.
- 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,012 All right, well, the place was closed, so I'll copy it later.
- 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,388 Or not.
- 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,141 Uh, Rach, why don't you just move in with me?
- 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,684 - Ahh. - Oh.
- 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:32,021 - Whoa, whoa, Joey. - No, no, no. It's okay.
- 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:37,526 Look, Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole naked-Thursdays thing...
- 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,947 ...but we don't have to do that.
- 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,117 Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall.
- 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,830 Wait a minute, unless you're thinking about naked Wednesdays.
- 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,584 Thursday's clearly not good for you. Pick a day.
- 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:00,758 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,511 Come on in. Thanks for coming back.
- 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,305 Okay, there have been a lot of people interested in the room.
- 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:09,308 But I have narrowed it down, and you are one of the finalists.
- 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,978 - Great. - Okay, now, before I make my decision...
- 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:15,356 ...I just wanna make sure that our personalities match, okay?
- 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:16,816 So I made up a little test.
- 00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:21,070 Now, I'm gonna say a word, and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
- 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,948 - I can do that. - Okay, here we go.
- 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,533 - Pillow. - Fight.
- 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,535 Very good.
- 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,663 Okay. G.
- 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,999 - String? - Excellent.
- 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,585 Okay. Um...
- 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:38,838 Doggy.
- 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,259 - Kitten? - Ooh, sorry.
- 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:48,139 No, no, no. So close, though. But, you know, okay, bye-bye.
- 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,396 [English - US - SDH]
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