Эпизод, в котором Росс обнимает Рэйчел
Описание
Росс обещает Рейчел аннулировать их брак в Вегасе, но шокирует Фиби, признавшись, что не может этого сделать, не в силах пережить еще один неудачный брак. Пока он и Фиби консультируются с другими женщинами, чтобы узнать, будут ли они встречаться с ним после трех разводов, одна из женщин предполагает, что Росс все еще влюблен в Рейчел, с чем Фиби соглашается. Росс категорически отрицает это и безуспешно пытается тайно аннулировать брак сам. Моника и Чендлер объявляют, что они переезжают жить вместе. Джои плохо реагирует на эту новость, хотя Чендлер заверяет его, что их дружба останется прежней. Рейчел ошибочно полагает, что все трое будут жить вместе, пока Моника не объясняет, что Рейчел должна съехать. Затем Рейчел расстраивает Монику своей равнодушной реакцией, будучи убежденной, что Моника и Чендлер никогда не доведут дело до конца. Когда Моника заверяет ее, что они это сделают, Рейчел впадает в отчаяние и ищет утешения у Росса, как раз когда он собирается рассказать ей правду об их браке.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:04,169 - Hi. - Hey.
- 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:06,630 So, uh, did everything go okay with the annulment?
- 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,299 Oh, yeah. No problems. It's all taken care of.
- 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:10,801 - Ross, thank you. - Ah.
- 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,261 [RACHEL CHUCKLES]
- 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:15,222 - You guys want to go see a movie? - Yeah, why not?
- 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,599 - Let me get my sweater. ROSS: Okay.
- 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,895 Want to hear something weird?
- 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,397 Always.
- 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,151 I didn't get the annulment.
- 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:31,113 - What? - We're still married.
- 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:34,533 Don't tell Rachel. See you later.
- 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,665 - Hey, do you have any gum? - Oh, yeah.
- 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:45,878 Wait! Wait! Hi. Ross, can I just talk to you for just a second?
- 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,880 Oh, but we'll be late for the movie.
- 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,507 Oh, there's a cab. Taxi!
- 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,176 Oh, that's great.
- 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:55,012 What timing! My God, huh? There you go.
- 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,474 We're gonna walk. It's right at the Angelika.
- 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:00,059 Oh, the Angelika! Go! Go!
- 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:04,104 You didn't get the annulment?
- 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,441 - I know. - Ross!
- 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,944 I tried, but when I got to my lawyer's office, all I heard was:
- 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,697 "Three divorces! Three divorces!"
- 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:19,661 I just don't want my tombstone to read "Ross Geller: Three Divorces."
- 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:23,415 Don't worry about that. Your tombstone can say whatever you want.
- 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,418 It can say, "Ross Geller: Good at Marriage."
- 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:31,799 You know? Mine's gonna say, "Phoebe Buffay: Buried Alive."
- 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:35,886 All I know is, I can't have another failed marriage.
- 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,973 So you're gonna be married to a girl who doesn't even know about it?
- 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,017 Woman. Sorry.
- 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:47,064 Well, okay, so I don't have it all worked out quite yet.
- 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:52,861 - Just don't say anything to Rachel. - Rachel is one of my closest friends.
- 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:57,366 But being the only one that knows about this makes me feel special. Okay.
- 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:02,830 Okay, stop, stop! Phoebe?
- 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:04,373 Hey, Rach!
- 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,126 What was that?
- 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:08,961 Sorry. Mix-up.
- 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,338 How was the movie?
- 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,966 I haven't seen it yet.
- 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,385 You'd better hurry. The Angelika! Go. Go!
- 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,011 No!
- 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:02,264 When we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?
- 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,392 Of course. Joey wouldn't let you have one?
- 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,812 No, when it comes to sweets, he's surprisingly strict.
- 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,940 Did you tell him you're moving out?
- 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,485 No, I keep trying. And I can get out "Joey, I have to..."
- 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:19,656 Then I lose my nerve and I finish with "...go to the bathroom."
- 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,825 He may think I'm sick.
- 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:26,163 I have to tell Rachel, but I... We just gotta get it over with.
- 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:29,666 Next time we see them, we'll just tell them. That's it.
- 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:33,045 That's how it'll work now? You'll just order me around?
- 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,714 - Pretty much. - All right.
- 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:39,009 Hey, Monica. Hey, man, you feeling better?
- 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,719 [STAMMERS]
- 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,473 MONICA: Joey.
- 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,600 We have something to tell you.
- 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:48,894 Oh, my God!
- 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:50,854 You're pregnant!
- 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:54,608 No! No?
- 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,443 - No. - No!
- 00:03:57,862 --> 00:04:00,155 Look, Joe, here's the thing. Um...
- 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:05,577 Monica and I have decided to live together, here.
- 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,455 So I'm gonna be moving out, man.
- 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,502 Wow.
- 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,587 Oh, uh, hey!
- 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:19,967 I'm really happy for you guys. Congratulations. See you later.
- 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:22,094 - Joey! Joey! Are you okay? - Yeah.
- 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:24,763 I gotta go. I've got an acting job.
- 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,183 Like you'd believe that.
- 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,228 This sucks!
- 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:34,356 I'll be across the hall. And I promise you...
- 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:38,110 ...the minute Monica and I break up, I'm moving right back in.
- 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,863 Look, uh, If you're gonna move in with him...
- 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:45,325 ...I feel it is my responsibility to tell you the truth about him.
- 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,619 He's a terrible roommate. Terrible.
- 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,538 He, uh, forgets to, um...
- 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,166 He always, he always, uh...
- 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,919 Who am I kidding? He's the best roommate!
- 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:04,011 - Hey, Pheebs. Have you seen Rachel? - Hey.
- 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,430 - No, why? - I have some exciting news.
- 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,140 You're pregnant.
- 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,018 No!
- 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,937 Chandler and I are moving in together.
- 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,689 Oh, that's good!
- 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:19,568 But if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint, Phoebe.
- 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,155 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:25,407 - What's up? - Well, um...
- 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:29,202 Chandler and I are moving in together.
- 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,580 Oh, my God.
- 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:35,459 Oh, my little sister and my best friend...
- 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,294 ...shacking up.
- 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,840 That's great. That's great. Mwah.
- 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:45,052 - Guys, I'm happy too. - Okay, come here.
- 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:50,682 Big day, huh? People moving in. People getting annulled.
- 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,729 I gotta go find Rachel. But, um...
- 00:05:55,980 --> 00:06:00,275 If you see her, give her some really bad news, so mine doesn't seem so bad.
- 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,152 Okay, bye.
- 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:06,073 Hmm. Something bad to tell Rachel.
- 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:10,285 Bad news for Rachel. What could that be?
- 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,830 Can you just lay off, please?
- 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:18,627 My life is an embarrassment. I should just go live under somebody's stairs.
- 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:22,923 It's not that big a deal. You'll have been divorced three times.
- 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,217 You'll have a life, you'll date...
- 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:29,596 No, I won't. I'll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now.
- 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:32,265 The only guys below me will be Four-Divorce Guy...
- 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,893 ...uh, Murderer Guy...
- 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,311 ...and geologists.
- 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,729 [GIGGLES]
- 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:42,192 Ross, you're being ridiculous. You are cute and smart and sweet.
- 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:45,612 That is much more important than three stupid divorces.
- 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,824 Have you dated anyone who's been divorced three times?
- 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:53,370 That's not fair. Most guys that have been divorced three times are 60.
- 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:57,624 Nobody cares about this except you.
- 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:01,169 This embarrassment thing is all in your head.
- 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:04,506 - Here, I'll show you. Come here. - What?
- 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:08,885 Hi. My friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time.
- 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,554 But wouldn't you date him?
- 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:14,891 And if you wait right here, I'll go get Ross.
- 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:20,939 - Hey. - Agh. Thought you were Rachel.
- 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,192 - What gave me away? - I gotta tell her.
- 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,571 Get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe. She's the only one left.
- 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:30,407 It's official. We're moving in together.
- 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:31,783 No turning back.
- 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,994 [IN DEEP VOICE] Are you scared? Are you?
- 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,246 No.
- 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,332 [IN NORMAL VOICE] That was my scariest voice. You're brave.
- 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,253 - Hey. Ugh. CHANDLER & MONICA: Hey.
- 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,588 The worst day.
- 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:49,426 You're finally making progress at work, then your boss calls you Racquel.
- 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,888 First four years of my work, they called me...
- 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:54,973 [BABBLING]
- 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:03,106 - Seriously. - I believe you.
- 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:08,528 It was in the middle of a meeting, so no one wants to correct her.
- 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,447 So everyone's calling me Racquel.
- 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:14,409 By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky.
- 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:19,581 Well, I still think you're very, very nice and very pretty.
- 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:21,625 What?
- 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,836 All yours, babe.
- 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,130 Rachel, come here.
- 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,882 Have a seat.
- 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,759 Okay.
- 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,303 Listen, um, Chandler and I...
- 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,847 ...are going to live together.
- 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,265 Here.
- 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:41,770 Oh, my God.
- 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:44,814 That's so great!
- 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,944 I'm so happy for you guys!
- 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,237 Really?
- 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,822 And that was so sweet of you to ask.
- 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:56,910 The three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!
- 00:08:58,746 --> 00:08:59,829 Yes, we are.
- 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,125 Chandler, you'll have to watch those long showers you take...
- 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,295 ...because you know Racquel can't be late.
- 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,382 - Rach. - He'll work on that.
- 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,802 Oh. Aw, this is so exciting!
- 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:16,012 Oh, wow.
- 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,222 [GASPS]
- 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,266 [SINGS] Come and knock on our door
- 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,687 [SINGS] We'll be waiting for you
- 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:30,944 See? Once you know the stories, it's not that bad.
- 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:34,656 First marriage: Wife's hidden sexuality. Not my fault.
- 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,827 Second marriage: Said the wrong name at the altar.
- 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,787 A little my fault.
- 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:45,125 Third marriage: They shouldn't let you get married...
- 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,794 ...when you're drunk and have writing on your face.
- 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,546 Nevada's fault.
- 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:55,051 So, what do you think, ladies? Who wouldn't want to date him?
- 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,762 The divorces don't bother me. I'd date him.
- 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,472 But not while he's still married.
- 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,725 And you, wouldn't you want a date?
- 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,977 I'm not dating at all anymore.
- 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,563 I was only dating guys that were bad for me.
- 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,440 So I decided that until I work that...
- 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,066 Good. Good. Whatever.
- 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:12,569 What about you, Meg?
- 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,488 Well, I don't care about the divorces either.
- 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,824 But I wouldn't date him.
- 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:22,746 It's just that he's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
- 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:24,164 What?
- 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:27,667 She said, "He's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl."
- 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,923 This is crazy. I mean, yes, Rachel is my good friend.
- 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,801 And I have loved her in the past...
- 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,346 ...but now, she is just my wife.
- 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,767 Phoebe, will you help me out here?
- 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:47,020 Well, I thought you loved her when you married her.
- 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:51,691 We were drunk! I would've married Joey with that amount of alcohol.
- 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:55,362 Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!
- 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,741 I'm sorry, but you guys are wrong.
- 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:03,203 I just don't want to be divorced three times.
- 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,872 Yes, and now he's using this three-divorces reason...
- 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,209 ...because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her.
- 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,878 I must say, well done. Bravo, Meg.
- 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,632 Okay, fine. If this is what you think...
- 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,134 ...forget about the whole three-divorce thing.
- 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:22,597 I'll go to my lawyer's office right now and get this marriage annulled. Okay?
- 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,724 She means nothing to me.
- 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:27,268 Noth... Nothing!
- 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,482 Okay, now I wouldn't date you because you seem a little creepy.
- 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,110 I am so attracted to him right now.
- 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,201 When will we tell Rachel what actually will happen?
- 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,452 Soon.
- 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,497 I just couldn't before. You saw how upset Joey got.
- 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:50,083 I couldn't do it. She's my best friend.
- 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,793 Joey's my best friend.
- 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,587 I'm not your best friend?
- 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,257 You just said...!
- 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,717 Ugh.
- 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,052 Of course, you're my best friend.
- 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,304 Would you tell Rachel?
- 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,683 - All right. At least I'm prepared. - Okay.
- 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,853 - Oh, yes. - Hey!
- 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,563 Hey, hey.
- 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,524 - They're not for you. Are you upset? - I am now.
- 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,862 Hey, roomie.
- 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,947 Okay, bye.
- 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,660 Rach. Ahem.
- 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:29,581 There's something, um, important I have to tell you.
- 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,082 Are you pregnant?
- 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,169 No, but I'm throwing this shirt away.
- 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,339 I think there was a little misunderstanding before.
- 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,632 - Mm-hm. - Um...
- 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:44,804 When I said that, uh, Chandler and I wanted to live together...
- 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,266 ...we meant alone together.
- 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,145 [LAUGHS]
- 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,482 Oh, my God. That's funny. I can't believe I did that.
- 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,401 No, sweetie. You know what? This is my fault.
- 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,278 I wasn't clear.
- 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,530 I'm really sorry.
- 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,659 Listen, you take as much time as you need to move out, okay?
- 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,620 There's absolutely no rush.
- 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:15,710 Okay.
- 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,672 Don't you want a cookie?
- 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:21,758 Sure.
- 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,428 Thanks.
- 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,930 Do you need a tissue?
- 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,640 Mm-hm.
- 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,561 - Where did you get these? - I made them.
- 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,481 Oh, God, they're so yummy!
- 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,488 It's gonna be weird when I come home and you're not here.
- 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,532 No more Joey and Chan's.
- 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,951 No more J and C's.
- 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,579 Want to go to Joey and Chandler's? Can't. It's not there.
- 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,959 I'll be across the hall. We can still do all the same stuff.
- 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,962 We won't be able in the night and have those long talks...
- 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,214 ...about our feelings and the future.
- 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,842 Not once did we do that.
- 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,512 - Hi. CHANDLER & JOEY: Hey.
- 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:11,432 So I told Rachel that it's just gonna be the two of us.
- 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,977 Oh, yeah? Well, how'd she take it?
- 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,354 Really well. Yeah.
- 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,106 Surprisingly well.
- 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,568 She didn't cry. She wasn't angry or sad.
- 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:27,949 And you're upset because you didn't make your best friend cry?
- 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,035 All I'm asking for is a little emotion.
- 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,413 Is that too much to ask after six years?
- 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,416 What, are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?
- 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:40,753 I mean, did we not have as much fun? Don't I deserve a few tears?
- 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,173 When we told Joey, he cried his eyes out.
- 00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:48,177 Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!
- 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,847 Come on, it's like the end of an era.
- 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,974 No more J-Man and Channy's!
- 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,312 Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?
- 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,154 You got married again?
- 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,197 Yes.
- 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:12,702 So that's your second marriage in two years?
- 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,163 Yes. Second in two years.
- 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,749 Third, overall.
- 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,252 I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years...
- 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,589 ...and never have I had so much business from one client.
- 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,344 Why don't you tell me what happened?
- 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:34,057 Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas, and we got drunk.
- 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,602 I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel whose name you said...
- 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,729 ...at the altar in the second marriage?
- 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,773 Yes, yes, yes. Heh.
- 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,942 But I do not love her.
- 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,234 Oh.
- 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,070 That's better then.
- 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,991 This was just a drunken mistake, and I need to get it annulled.
- 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,326 I see.
- 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,412 Have you considered therapy?
- 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:02,126 I think just the annulment for today.
- 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,712 - There are some forms to fill out. - Easy.
- 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:09,384 We'll need witnesses who can testify that you were not of sound mind.
- 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,469 No problem. Heh.
- 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,889 We'll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
- 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,766 Ooh.
- 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,853 There's no way to do this without her?
- 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,983 Because I kind of already told her it was taken care of.
- 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,193 Of course you did.
- 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:33,449 Look, you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
- 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,826 Uh-huh.
- 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:38,413 What about someone who looks like Rachel?
- 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,958 I will think about the therapy.
- 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,798 - Hey. MONICA: Hey.
- 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:54,012 So, um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.
- 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,097 Okay.
- 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,558 No point in dragging it out.
- 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,228 Dragging out the long process of you moving out...
- 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,605 ...and us not living together anymore.
- 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,107 Okay.
- 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,446 - Hey, Rach. - Yeah?
- 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,240 What about this? Who gets this?
- 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:18,202 I don't know if I want it because it might be too many memories.
- 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,414 - What is that? - I don't know.
- 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,584 Rachel.
- 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,795 How about this? I want you to have the big plate.
- 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:32,091 Wow, Monica, thanks. I love this plate.
- 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,219 Something to remember me by.
- 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,140 Mon, you're not dying. I'm just moving out.
- 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,602 We're gonna see each other all the time.
- 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,772 But still, it's a big change.
- 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,150 The end of an era, you might say.
- 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,946 Are you okay? You're not blinking.
- 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:59,327 I'm fine. I was thinking about how it's an end of an era.
- 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,370 Oh, all right.
- 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:07,418 But I gotta say, I don't think six years counts as an era.
- 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:10,546 An era is defined as a significant period of time.
- 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,175 It was significant for me. Maybe it wasn't significant to you!
- 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,804 - What is the matter with you? - What is the matter with you?
- 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,807 Why aren't you more upset?
- 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,102 Aren't you gonna be sad that we're not living together?
- 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,312 Aren't you gonna miss me at all?
- 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,482 Monica, all right. But don't get mad at me.
- 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,820 It's just a little hard to believe.
- 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,072 What's hard to believe?
- 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,368 I mean, it's you guys. You do this kind of stuff, you know?
- 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:44,705 You were gonna get married in Vegas, and then you backed out.
- 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:49,377 I'm not upset because I don't see you going through with it. I'm sorry.
- 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,423 Rachel.
- 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,468 It's going to happen.
- 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,303 Chandler is gonna move in here.
- 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,390 - But I... - No, wait. Just let me finish, okay?
- 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:07,103 This isn't something that we just impulsively decided to do in Vegas.
- 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,856 This is something that we both really want.
- 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,068 And it is going to happen.
- 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,237 It is?
- 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,699 Really?
- 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,826 Yeah, sweetie.
- 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:27,540 You mean, we're not gonna live together anymore?
- 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,876 No.
- 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,295 Well...
- 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,965 Oh, my God. I'm gonna miss you so much.
- 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,967 I'm gonna miss you.
- 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,928 I mean, it's the end of an era!
- 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,638 I know!
- 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,519 PHOEBE: Okay, bye. - Oh, no.
- 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,522 So did you get the annulment?
- 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,859 - I couldn't. - I knew it. Because you love Rachel.
- 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:58,571 It's not that. Annulments are more complicated...
- 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,073 Complicated because of the love.
- 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,118 I do not love Rachel.
- 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,287 I'm telling her about the whole thing...
- 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,373 ...so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible.
- 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,959 Would I do that if I loved her?
- 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,129 I've never been more convinced of your love for her.
- 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,634 I do not have feelings for Rachel, okay?
- 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,181 Oh, what's wrong?
- 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,392 Monica and Chandler are moving in here...
- 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,395 ...and I have to move out and everything is changing.
- 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,815 Oh, my, come here, come here. It's okay.
- 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,360 Aw, everything's gonna be okay.
- 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:38,653 Thank you.
- 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,905 Of course.
- 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,752 So Ross and Rachel got married.
- 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,546 Monica and Chandler almost got married.
- 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,632 You think you and I should hook up?
- 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:02,969 Oh, we do. Ha, ha.
- 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,679 But not just yet.
- 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,140 Really? Well, when?
- 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,643 Okay. Um.
- 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:14,272 Ahem, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married...
- 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,607 ...and be filthy rich, by the way.
- 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,818 - But it won't work out. - Wow.
- 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,152 I know.
- 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,198 Then I'm gonna marry Chandler for the money.
- 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,785 And you'll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
- 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,328 Great.
- 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,498 But then we ditch those two and we get married.
- 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,710 We'll have Chandler's money and Rachel's kids.
- 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,964 Getting custody will be easy because of Rachel's drinking problem.
- 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,341 Ooh, ooh, what about Ross?
- 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,885 I don't want to go into the whole thing, but, um...
- 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,638 ...we have words and I kill him.
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