Эпизод, где Джо обиделся на Чендлера
Описание
Джоуи получает роль в независимом фильме, а затем берет такси Фиби, чтобы доехать до места съемок в Лас-Вегасе. Чендлер едет с ним, но узнает, что Джоуи не получит гонорар, если фильм не будет успешным. Он замечает, что не думает, что этот фильм станет для Джоуи прорывом. В ярости Джоуи выгоняет Чендлера, оставляя его на мосту Джорджа Вашингтона. Позже Чендлер звонит Джоуи и извиняется, хотя Джоуи не говорит Чендлеру, что был прав. Производство фильма отменено из-за недостатка средств, и Джоуи вынужден устроиться гладиатором в Caesars Palace. Тем временем у Рэйчел глазная инфекция, но она отказывается использовать прописанные капли; Фиби злится на Росса и отказывается мириться, оставляя Россу разбираться в своей ошибке, но он обнаруживает, что Фиби это приснилось.
Субтитры
- 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,223 What's going on?
- 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,517 Well, my eye is a little itchy.
- 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:22,396 Uh, mine too. Yeah.
- 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:26,400 Wow, it's really red. You should go see my eye doctor.
- 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,944 Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend.
- 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,822 Richard, that's all I ever hear. Richard, Richard, Richard.
- 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,784 Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice.
- 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,911 Okay. So Richard, Richard.
- 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:42,291 It's not Richard, okay? It's this new guy. He's really good.
- 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,169 I'm sorry. I'm not going to an eye doctor.
- 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:48,422 - Oh, God. Here we go. - What?
- 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:52,259 Any time anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's...
- 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,553 ...she, like, freaks out. Watch.
- 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,430 Ross, come on.
- 00:00:56,681 --> 00:01:00,225 All right, fine. I have a weird thing with my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
- 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,894 ALL: All right.
- 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,440 Hey, Rach. You know that great song? Um, "Me, myself and eye."
- 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,442 Aah! Monica. Come on.
- 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:11,528 Does anyone wanna get some lunch? All those in favor, say "eye."
- 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,197 Ross, stop it. Come on.
- 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,325 How much did I love The King and "Eye."
- 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,660 - Chandler. - Me too, me too.
- 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,080 Just stop it. That's enough. Come on.
- 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,498 [GROANS]
- 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:25,626 - You okay there, man? - Yeah. I got too excited.
- 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,346 All right, I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park.
- 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,515 - Oh, give him a kiss for me. ROSS: All right. Bye.
- 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:22,808 - Bye. - Bye.
- 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,476 Later.
- 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:27,855 I am so sorry you got caught in the middle of that.
- 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:31,817 I didn't mean to be so out there, but I am furious with him.
- 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,237 Wow, um...
- 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:37,030 Calm down?
- 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,451 I'm trying, but, man, that guy can push my buttons.
- 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,288 Why are you so mad at him?
- 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:47,457 - Look, I don't wanna talk about it, okay? - Well, it seems like...
- 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,127 You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking.
- 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:54,339 Has anyone seen my list, by the way?
- 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,800 Uh, no. What's it look like?
- 00:02:57,051 --> 00:03:00,012 - Um, a piece of paper and it says "Ross." - I see.
- 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,432 Hey.
- 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:06,810 I just got off the phone with Estelle. Guess what?
- 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,478 I got the lead in a movie.
- 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,648 CHANDLER: You got the lead in a movie? What's the movie about?
- 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,942 Oh, it's called Shutterspeed. It's really cool.
- 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:19,406 Yeah, um, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in, like, a day, right?
- 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:22,743 And then she disappears. But I find out where she lives.
- 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:26,622 And when I get there, this old lady answers the door. I say, "Where's Betsy?"
- 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:32,252 Right? And she says, "Betsy's been dead 10 years."
- 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,923 Ooh. Chilling.
- 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:39,760 Oh, and the best part is we're filming in the desert outside of Vegas.
- 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:42,095 - You know what that means, buddy. - Yeah, I know.
- 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:46,058 Road trip. Yeah, we can rent a car. I just have to be there by Tuesday.
- 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:49,144 Oh, wait. My grandmother's dead.
- 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:57,069 Well, uh, we can talk about that too, Pheebs.
- 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,278 No, no, her cab.
- 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,615 She probably won't be using it. You could drive it to Las Vegas.
- 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:03,325 All right. Thanks, Pheebs.
- 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:06,411 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are we gonna do about my job?
- 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,623 - Oh, uh, not go. - All right, great. Road trip, baby.
- 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,084 Is this okay with you?
- 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:15,712 Chandler, you don't have to ask for my permission.
- 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:16,922 - You can go. - Thank you.
- 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,842 Hey, Rach, come on, you're gonna be late for the eye doctor.
- 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:25,180 All right. Let's get this over with. Ugh.
- 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,183 RACHEL: Oh, no.
- 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,478 Look what I did.
- 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,233 I mean, look at this mess.
- 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,860 I mean, we're gonna probably have to clean this up, you know?
- 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:41,697 I mean, we're gonna have to reschedule.
- 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:46,952 If you thought that this mess was gonna bother me, you are wrong.
- 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:49,037 All right, let's go, Blinky.
- 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,501 Chandler.
- 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,634 Oh, hey, Joey. What's up?
- 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:06,346 I can't decide which route to take to Vegas.
- 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,432 Hey, you've traveled a lot, right?
- 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,309 - Yeah, I've been around. - Okay.
- 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:13,854 So which route should I take? The northern route or the southern route?
- 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:17,649 Ooh, if you take the north route, there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.
- 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:22,279 Great. Problem solved.
- 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:26,533 But on the southern route, there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.
- 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:30,037 Well, back to square one.
- 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,831 Oh, I know a way that you can decide.
- 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:35,417 All right, I'm gonna ask you a series of questions...
- 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,294 ...and you answer as quickly as you can.
- 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,963 - Yes. - Good. But wait.
- 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,134 Here we go. I want you to relax.
- 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,386 Take a deep breath.
- 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:49,264 Clear your mind. Which do you like better...
- 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,266 ...peanut butter or egg whites? - Peanut butter.
- 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,602 - Rather be a fireman or a swimmer? - Swimmer.
- 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:57,397 - Rather sleep with Monica or Rachel? - Monica. Oh.
- 00:05:58,399 --> 00:05:59,858 I always thought it'd be Rachel.
- 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:03,570 - No thinking, no thinking. Tie or ascot? - Ascot.
- 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,238 - North route or south route? - North.
- 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,741 - Bam, there you go. Huh? - Wow.
- 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:12,412 That was incredible. Beard of bees here I come.
- 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:17,209 - Hey. - Oh, this guy again.
- 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:21,213 Hey, what's up?
- 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:23,757 Uh, not much. You guys wanna see a movie tonight?
- 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,718 - Sure. What do you wanna see? - I don't know. Um...
- 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,054 I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game.
- 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,181 Um, no, thank you.
- 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:34,226 What's with her?
- 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,603 I don't know. But I know how we can decide.
- 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:39,940 Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick, okay?
- 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:41,775 - What's better, action or comedy? - Action.
- 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:44,778 Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?
- 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,201 Dude, you are sick.
- 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:57,624 Oh. I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.
- 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,174 Oh, my God. What does that thing do?
- 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,637 - Uh, that's an eye removal machine. - All right, I'm out of here.
- 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,472 I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,349 Hi, Rachel, I'm Dr. Miller.
- 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,853 Monica told me you were a little nervous, but everything's gonna be just fine.
- 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:21,189 - So we're done then. - Almost, but first we gotta start.
- 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:24,568 - This is the glaucoma test. Sit down. - Uh-huh.
- 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:26,695 - Okay. - Put your chin here.
- 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,530 RACHEL: Mm-hm.
- 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,491 Now, you'll feel a small puff of air in each eye.
- 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:33,326 Uh, a what?
- 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:37,080 A small puff of air. Now, come on.
- 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,208 - Here we go. - All right.
- 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:43,670 One, two, three.
- 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,046 Okay.
- 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,132 I'm sorry. All right.
- 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:50,010 Ha, ha, I'm gonna stay in here this time. Okay.
- 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:51,344 - Ready? - Uh-huh.
- 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:54,473 - One, two... - I'm sorry.
- 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:57,267 You know what? I'm gonna hold her head.
- 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,644 - That's okay. - Okay.
- 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:00,896 Okay.
- 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,230 - One... - Uh-huh.
- 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:05,025 ...two... - Oh! I'm sorry.
- 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:08,487 You know what? You're young. You probably don't have glaucoma.
- 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,531 I'm okay.
- 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:14,201 Okay, so it was very, very nice to meet you, sir.
- 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:17,704 - Ow! Hey, what are you...? Are you crazy? - Okay.
- 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:21,166 You got a small, minor infection in that left eye.
- 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:25,086 I want you to take these drops for a week and you'll be as good as new.
- 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,506 No, I don't put things in my eye.
- 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,425 Okay then. I guess we'll see you back here in three months.
- 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,469 - Great. - And I'll fit you for a glass eye.
- 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:34,304 Okay, just give me the damn drops.
- 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,516 Dr. Miller?
- 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,477 P-E-C-F-D.
- 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,439 Very good, Monica.
- 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,818 - You know where they are. - I sure do.
- 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,532 And you don't get one.
- 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,581 You know, I gotta tell you, those eye drops are a miracle.
- 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,625 My eye is 100 percent better.
- 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,127 - They're still in my coat. - Damn.
- 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,964 - Hey. - Hey, you ready to go?
- 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,632 Listen, how cold is it gonna be there?
- 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,176 Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough?
- 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,596 - What? - I love you.
- 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,893 Man, I wish Ross was coming with us. I'm gonna miss him.
- 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,896 Thanks a lot. I just got that jerk out of my mind.
- 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,442 Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
- 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,778 Uh, no, not really. It's an independent film.
- 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:35,073 So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
- 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,953 I see, but once you get your first paycheck, you'll be springing for a suite.
- 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,205 Lead in the movie, they must be paying you a lot.
- 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:45,458 Oh, yeah. Check this out. For every dollar Shutterspeed makes...
- 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,878 ...one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket.
- 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,048 So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
- 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,760 Did you not hear the plot of the movie?
- 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,723 "She's been dead for 10 years."
- 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,017 I'm gonna be a millionaire.
- 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,144 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,021 I just wanted to say goodbye to you guys.
- 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,691 And to see if maybe you guys will place a little bet for me.
- 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,152 Twenty bucks on black 15.
- 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,903 - You got it. ROSS: All right.
- 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,657 - All right. Bye-bye, now. RACHEL: Bye, you guys.
- 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:19,534 - I'm gonna say goodbye at the car. - Okay.
- 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,996 Anybody wanna say goodbye to me at the car?
- 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:27,334 Oh, honey, I'll say goodbye to you at the car if you don't mind the pus.
- 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,795 See you.
- 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:35,592 But wait a minute. The pus is good. It means it's healing.
- 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,848 Hey, Pheebs. What you reading?
- 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,226 Pheebs?
- 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,938 Hello?
- 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:55,278 Phoebe?
- 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:57,614 Come on.
- 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,616 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there.
- 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,913 Pheebs, are you mad at me or something?
- 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,582 Because if you are, please tell me what it is I did.
- 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,627 - Well, if you don't know, I can't help you. - Well, I don't know.
- 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:12,712 Well, I can't help you.
- 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:18,468 Okay, well, whatever it is, I am very, very sorry. Okay?
- 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,887 Apology accepted.
- 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,014 Okay.
- 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,392 - So we're good? - Uh-huh.
- 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,894 All right.
- 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,523 I'll, uh, see you later, okay?
- 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,401 - Bye, fat ass. - All right.
- 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,656 Phoebe, come on, will you please tell me what it is that made you so mad at me?
- 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,659 I don't know. I don't remember.
- 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:47,247 Well, if you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?
- 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:50,667 Oh, no. I am mad at you. I know that much.
- 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,169 But I am sorry about the "fat ass" thing...
- 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,839 ...because you actually have a very sweet little heinie.
- 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:08,393 Man, I'm getting pretty tired. You might have to take over soon.
- 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:12,981 We've been driving for a half-hour. And you haven't looked at the road once.
- 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,441 Don't worry. It's out there.
- 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,317 [HORN HONKS]
- 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,154 - Maybe I just need lunch. - Yeah.
- 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:22,323 You wanna eat? My treat.
- 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:25,285 Isn't that Ross' money?
- 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,495 Yeah, okay.
- 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,123 Ross' treat. Where do you wanna eat?
- 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:33,418 - I don't know. - Oh, hey, I know how we can decide.
- 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,545 All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you questions...
- 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,797 ...and then you have to answer real fast, okay?
- 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,300 So, uh, clear your mind. Clear it right out. Clear it out.
- 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,885 Okay.
- 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:45,555 - Would you rather be too wet or too dry? - Too dry.
- 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,265 - Do you believe in ghosts? - No.
- 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,684 - Is this movie gonna be my big break? - No.
- 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,813 - What? - Yes.
- 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,108 - Dude, you said no. - I also said yes.
- 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,319 You don't think this is gonna be a big break for me?
- 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,528 No.
- 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,949 I don't believe this.
- 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,745 Look, Joe, I just don't want you to get your hopes up too high.
- 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,956 What are you talking about? I'm the lead in a movie.
- 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:16,336 They're not even paying you. This doesn't even sound like a real movie.
- 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,589 You know, I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break.
- 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,550 Because, Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
- 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,553 Is that why you're on this trip? Huh? To make me feel like a loser?
- 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,640 - Because if it is, I'd rather be alone. - You don't want me on the trip?
- 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,183 Not if you're like this.
- 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,478 Tell you what, the next time you ask me a question like that, I'll lie.
- 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,438 Yeah, I don't want you on the trip.
- 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,191 All right, fine. Why don't you pull over? I'll get out now.
- 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,609 Fine.
- 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,778 [TIRES SCREECH] [HORN HONKS]
- 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,404 Get out.
- 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,406 You're not supposed to stop on a bridge.
- 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,450 - Get out. - Fine.
- 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,869 [HORNS HONKING]
- 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,914 CHANDLER: Wait. Wait. There's no sidewalk.
- 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,583 Yeah. I'm gonna die here.
- 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,214 Okay, are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?
- 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,674 No.
- 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:06,970 Are you angry with me because I said your handwriting is childlike?
- 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,514 No, that made me feel precious.
- 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,268 Oh, I know. Is it because he's always correcting people's grammar?
- 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,771 You know, "whom, whom." Sometimes it's "who."
- 00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,191 Yeah? Sometimes it's...
- 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,654 Oh, did you beat him at a board game?
- 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,282 He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.
- 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:30,660 - Okay, I'm the baby. - Hey. Stop it.
- 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,414 - Hey. MONICA: What are you doing here?
- 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,083 Joey kicked me out of the car on the bridge.
- 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,377 - Why? CHANDLER: I don't know. He went crazy.
- 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:43,131 We were playing that game where you ask a question and have to answer fast.
- 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,759 Oh, that game should not be played without my supervision.
- 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,637 Well, I don't know what made him mad.
- 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,849 All I said was that, uh, I didn't think this was gonna be his big break...
- 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,143 ...that this movie wasn't gonna do anything for him...
- 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,145 ...and that it didn't sound like a real movie.
- 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,148 Okay, he should've pushed me off the bridge.
- 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,399 What's in the bag?
- 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,401 Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me...
- 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,321 ...so I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road.
- 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,324 - Who wants the teddy bear with one leg? - I do.
- 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:14,704 Okay.
- 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,712 - Not even close. - Okay, well, help me. I can't do this.
- 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,255 All right, come on. Let's do it.
- 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,049 - All right. - Sit down.
- 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,218 - All right, put your head back. All right. - Yes. Okay.
- 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,805 - Now, open your eyes. - Okay, they are.
- 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,101 - How many fingers am I holding up? - Four.
- 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,603 Oh, my God, I was thinking four.
- 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,897 - Really? - Yes.
- 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,108 All right, why don't we start with a practice one, okay?
- 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,569 - No drops. - Great.
- 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,574 On three. One, two, three.
- 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,910 My pillow's all wet.
- 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,120 Well, you said it was practice.
- 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,998 - Then why did you move? - Because I knew you were lying.
- 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,252 - All right. Come here. Come on. - What are you doing? Monica.
- 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,588 Stop it! Oh, my God, stop it.
- 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,674 I am going...
- 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,717 - Turn it over. - Aah!
- 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,886 I am going to get...
- 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,179 [RACHEL SHRIEKS]
- 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,014 Get these drops in your eye.
- 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,476 Oh, my God. You really are freakishly strong.
- 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,064 Aah! Aah! Monica, stop it!
- 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,067 Damn, it's empty.
- 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,446 Wow. If Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune.
- 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,078 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,372 Ooh, that is definitely Chandler, Joey or Ross.
- 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:40,999 Or Rachel.
- 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,920 Hello? It's Joey.
- 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,718 I'm so glad you called. Chandler told me what happened. He's really upset.
- 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:56,764 Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests.
- 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,226 What did you do to his sweater vests?
- 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:03,104 Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio.
- 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,402 Monica, listen, is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.
- 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,029 MONICA: Yeah, hold on one second.
- 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,781 - Hey, dude. JOEY: Hey, Pheebs.
- 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,409 Listen, this wooden box keeps sliding out from under the seat.
- 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,161 - What is it? - Oh, that's my grandma.
- 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,584 And thanks, Joey. She's having a really great time.
- 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,130 Is that Joey? Is that Joey? Let me talk to him.
- 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,215 Joey, Chandler's here. He was wondering if...
- 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,550 [DIAL TONE]
- 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,636 Okay, I guess he ran out of change.
- 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,388 He won't even talk to me.
- 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,224 How am I gonna apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
- 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,018 Maybe you should send him something.
- 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,604 So when he gets to Las Vegas, he'll know that you're sorry.
- 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:49,192 That's a good idea. I wonder where I could get a basket of porn?
- 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,820 Oh, no, don't say I'm sorry with porn.
- 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,532 You know what you should send him? A carton of cigarettes.
- 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,743 Because that way he can trade it for protection.
- 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,370 No. That's prison.
- 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,083 Okay, Pheebs.
- 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,085 I know how we're gonna figure this out.
- 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,212 Okay. Clear your mind...
- 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,924 ...and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
- 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,217 Mm-hm.
- 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,677 - What's better, flora or fauna? - Fauna.
- 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,387 - Simon or Garfunkel? - Garfunkel.
- 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,265 - Why are you mad at me? - You said I was boring. Oh.
- 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,770 When did I say you were boring?
- 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:29,065 Oh, my God, I remember now. We were playing chess.
- 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,235 Phoebe, you and I have never played chess.
- 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,486 Oh, come on. Yes.
- 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:37,615 Remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing. You said I was boring.
- 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,744 And then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz.
- 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,333 Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.
- 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:19,073 Hey. Stanley. Hey.
- 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,033 Your leading man is here. Let's get to work.
- 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:25,371 Um, slight change of plans. We've shut down.
- 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,498 What? Why?
- 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,001 It's a money thing. We don't have any.
- 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,755 - Ha, ha. You're kidding, right? - No.
- 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,926 - What? - It's probably just temporary.
- 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,471 We're hoping to get more money soon, so if you could just, uh, hang out.
- 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,640 Hang out? How long?
- 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:48,561 I don't know. A week. Maybe two. The money'll turn up.
- 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:52,190 People always wanna invest in movies. Hey, you're not rich, are you?
- 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,192 - No. - Worth a shot.
- 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:59,322 Well, Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay?
- 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,577 - Hey, pal. Are you Joey Tribbiani? - Yeah.
- 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,245 These got left for you.
- 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,080 Thanks.
- 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,877 "Congratulations on your big break."
- 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,945 [PHONE RINGING]
- 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:44,992 Hello?
- 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,828 JOEY [OVER PHONE]: Monica, it's Joey. - Hey, Joey.
- 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,414 Aw, you remember me even though you're a big star.
- 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,960 JOEY: Aw, come on. It'll be years before I forget you.
- 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,755 Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh?
- 00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,758 Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?
- 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,802 JOEY: Uh, yeah, yeah, I got all that going on.
- 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:07,056 Listen, uh, make sure you tell Chandler he couldn't have been more wrong.
- 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,726 Uh-oh, I gotta go, Monica. My, uh, sushi's here.
- 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,775 Sorry about that. Thanks for waiting. Okay.
- 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,819 Everybody smile.
- 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,988 Okay.
- 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:27,118 Thanks a lot. Enjoy your stay at Caesar's. We hope it's toga-rific.
- 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,289 Ugh. Kill me. Kill me now.
- 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:40,089 - Hey, Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide? - Yeah.
- 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,716 - Go! RACHEL: Aah!
- 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:45,303 What are you doing? Get off! Oh, my God!
- 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,638 MONICA: Hold it open. Okay. - Aah!
- 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,314 We'll see you in about three or four hours.
- 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,823 [English - US - SDH]
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