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Эпизод со случайным поцелуем Рэйчел
The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Сезон: 05Серия: 17
Описание
Рейчел проходит собеседование в компании Ральфа Лорена и случайно целует своего собеседника и потенциального босса – мистера Зельнера. Моника хочет доказать, что они с Чендлером – более привлекательная пара, чем Фиби и её новый парень Гэри. Джои флиртует с девушкой, которая живёт через дорогу в доме Росса. Когда он приходит к ней, он не может найти её квартиру и постоянно оказывается у двери Росса, неправильно рассчитав номер этажа. В конце концов Моника помогает ему найти квартиру, но обнаруживает Росса в квартире девушки (с которой девушка познакомилась ранее и с которой встречается).
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:06,171 - Good! You guys are all here. - Hey, what's up?
- 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:09,967 Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow.
- 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,011 CHANDLER: Oh! - Congratulations!
- 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:15,055 Oh, boy. That guy's underwear sucks!
- 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,726 - What? - Well, I got this pair marked "XS."
- 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:21,895 Let me tell you, there was no room for excess anything in there.
- 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,941 Anyway, I'm gonna be the coordinator of the women's collection.
- 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,611 I'll work right under the director. It's the perfect job for me.
- 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:32,156 Wow. Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it.
- 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,450 - Yeah. - Want to work on your interview skills?
- 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:38,078 - Okay! - Okay! Let's start with the handshake.
- 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,455 [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:40,748 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,000 Very good handshake. Good wrist action.
- 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,668 - Thank you. - Let me try.
- 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,378 PHOEBE: Okay.
- 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:49,673 Oh, my God! What did I ever do to you?
- 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,258 Did I squeeze too hard?
- 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:55,137 Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler.
- 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:50,651 That's right, Ross. I can see you in your new apartment. You see me.
- 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:54,613 Same as yesterday, same as the day before.
- 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,615 Is he doing his "shark attack" bit yet?
- 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,493 No. Oh, wait! There he goes.
- 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,425 Very funny, Ross.
- 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:19,138 Very lifelike and funny. Okay.
- 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,976 Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't waving at you, lady.
- 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:28,772 Whoa, maybe I was. Hey!
- 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:32,234 Monica, this hot girl in Ross' building is flirting with me.
- 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:35,654 Get in there, man. Flirt back. Mix it up!
- 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,490 Yeah, I'm down with that.
- 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,327 Okay, here it goes.
- 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,164 How...
- 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:46,915 ...you...
- 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:49,418 ...doing?
- 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:55,257 It worked! She's waving me over. I'll be right over.
- 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,759 Let's see, she's on the third floor...
- 00:02:58,219 --> 00:02:59,303 Wow.
- 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:02,598 - She is pretty, huh? - Tell me about it, huh?
- 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:03,807 Oh, no, no.
- 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,350 No, no! I'm not with her.
- 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,728 Oh, that's just Monica.
- 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,521 Blah!
- 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:28,457 ROSS: Hey, Joey!
- 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,918 Great stuff, huh?
- 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:34,546 - This is your place? - Yeah, of course it is. Oh, come on in.
- 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:39,051 Ooh, ohh. Uh, go by the window. You can pretend to be surfing.
- 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,764 But I counted. You're not supposed to live here.
- 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,307 Oh, man!
- 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,772 - Unh! - What happened?
- 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:56,068 I ended up at Ross' place. I must have miscounted or something.
- 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,529 Damn! She's not there anymore.
- 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:02,950 Oh, look, Ross is doing his "watching TV" bit.
- 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:08,455 MONICA: No, Joe, I think he's just watching TV.
- 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:21,677 MAN [OVER RADIO]: We've lost visual contact with the suspect.
- 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:24,429 Okay, now I really have to go.
- 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,641 It's so unfair that our date has to get cut short...
- 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,602 ...just because some guy shot at a store clerk.
- 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,731 - I know, but it's my job. - Then maybe I could come too?
- 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:38,902 MAN [OVER RADIO]: Suspect has just emerged naked from the sewer.
- 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:40,654 All right, you go.
- 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:46,076 - Bye-bye. - Okay. Bye.
- 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,873 - Oh, God! - What?
- 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,126 Oh, I just miss him so much!
- 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:58,630 Wow.
- 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,674 For just a week, you guys are close, huh?
- 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:04,261 Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it, though. He's so sweet.
- 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,805 He's like this little puppy dog, you know?
- 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:11,018 But like a really tough one who shoots bad guys.
- 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,938 Ugh, I love the beginning parts of relationships, you know?
- 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,357 You can't keep your hands off each other.
- 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,526 - I know. It is the best. Ha, ha. - Ha, ha.
- 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:23,363 God, how long did that last for you and Chandler?
- 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,908 What? It's still going on.
- 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,995 Come on, seriously. When did it end?
- 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:34,541 I am serious. We're all over each other all the time.
- 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:38,211 Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.
- 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,547 Why don't you just calm down, Phoebe, all right?
- 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:46,803 Get all your facts before you tell everybody you're the only hot couple.
- 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,639 God, I woke the beast. Um...
- 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:54,686 I was wrong obviously. I just misspoke. It's okay.
- 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,229 Well, it is okay. I mean...
- 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:59,733 As long as you know Chandler and I are also hot and fiery.
- 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,401 I mean, just as hot as you.
- 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:02,819 I mean, our flame...
- 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,322 Whoo! It is on fire!
- 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,617 Monica, here's your broom back.
- 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:12,746 You are so cute.
- 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,047 - Oh, hey! How'd the interview go? RACHEL: Ugh!
- 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:26,176 Horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing.
- 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:30,305 Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife then fall off your chair?
- 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:33,141 - No. - So, what happened?
- 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:36,770 Ugh, it was horrible! And the interview part went so well.
- 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:40,399 You know, like, I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat...
- 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:46,696 ...and I was like, "Well, yeah, if you've got enough life jackets."
- 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,410 Trust me. It was actually very funny.
- 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:56,331 Anyway, so we were saying goodbye and, uh... Ugh.
- 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,543 - What happened? - All right, we were shaking hands...
- 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:03,255 ...and he kind of leaned in toward me. Maybe he was going to open the door.
- 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:07,634 But I totally misread him and I, uh...
- 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:16,601 You kissed him?
- 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,979 I didn't know what else to do!
- 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,189 Well, you could have tried...
- 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:22,983 ...not kissing him.
- 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:24,818 Thanks, Chandler.
- 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,112 Hey, Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called.
- 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,738 You got a second interview.
- 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:31,408 - I can't believe it! I got a second interview. - Yes!
- 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,619 That kiss isn't looking like such a mistake now, is it?
- 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:37,789 Wait a minute, wait. You don't think that's why he wants me back?
- 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,833 Yeah!
- 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,835 No?
- 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,171 Kiss? What are you talking about?
- 00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:47,215 Ugh, I accidentally kissed him in the interview...
- 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,217 ...and now he wants me back of course...
- 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:53,388 ...because, "Let's bring back the girl who kisses everybody"!
- 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,183 Come on, Rach.
- 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:59,811 What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that'll just sleep with him?
- 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,397 He wants you back because you're right for the job.
- 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:06,443 Maybe. I don't know. Oh, God! How could I be so stupid?
- 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,153 Oh, Rachel, look, don't say that.
- 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,697 I think you just need a hug from Joey. Heh.
- 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,408 Come on. Come on, ha-ha-ha.
- 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,077 She's back! Hot girl's back!
- 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:19,789 Aw, well, I'm not totally back yet. But I appreciate it.
- 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:23,376 No, in Ross' building. She's back! She's back!
- 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:25,670 Okay, wait there. I'll be over in a second.
- 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,340 One, two, three. Got it!
- 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,763 I gotta check out this hot girl.
- 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,474 There she is!
- 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,776 Damn it! Did you move?
- 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,861 Yes.
- 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:53,323 I lived with you for a while. Then I found this place.
- 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:58,036 I'm Ross.
- 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,206 [GRUNTS]
- 00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:08,797 Yes?
- 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,551 Uh...
- 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,178 Do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
- 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:19,307 No, I'm all alone.
- 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:21,309 Yeah. Sorry about that.
- 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,527 Oh. Hey, little girl.
- 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:35,240 Is your mommy or sister or babysitter by any chance, a hot girl?
- 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,536 - Daddy! - Later, girl! Aah.
- 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,750 Oh, man!
- 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,255 Hot girl?
- 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,800 Hot girl!
- 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,890 - Hi, Rachel. Come on in. - Hi. Okay.
- 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,476 - Ahem. - It's nice to see you again.
- 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,145 Thank you.
- 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,522 Oh, Rachel, uh...
- 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,318 - What? - Just, uh...
- 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,069 - Excuse me? - Yeah, let me...
- 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,279 Whoa, eh, oh!
- 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,741 All right. Okay, I see what's going on here. Now, listen, look...
- 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,201 ...I am sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.
- 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:24,539 But I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead.
- 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,749 - Now... Eh, eh! - Well...
- 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:28,376 Even though I kissed you, that does not give you...
- 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:33,423 ...the right to demand sex from me! I do not want this job that bad.
- 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,175 Good day, sir.
- 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,600 Ugh, you are not gonna believe...
- 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,519 ...what that sleazeball from Ralph Lauren did to me.
- 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,855 [ALL MUTTER]
- 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:54,027 Okay, that's amazing. How did you know that?
- 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,279 You got ink on your lip.
- 00:10:56,447 --> 00:11:01,409 Oh.
- 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,584 What do you say, maybe, sometime I hold your gun?
- 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,753 I don't know. We're not supposed to do that.
- 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,171 What could happen? I mean...
- 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,343 Yeah. I'm gonna say no.
- 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,222 Do you want to see a movie after dinner tonight?
- 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,349 Oh, we can't. We already have plans.
- 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,267 What are you doing?
- 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:30,897 Um, well, same thing we did all day. Just hang out at Gary's apartment.
- 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,109 He is so amazing. We never left the bedroom.
- 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,279 But have fun at the movie.
- 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,575 Uh, ha, ha. Well, we're not seeing a movie.
- 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,370 You're not? Why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
- 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,374 Oh, um, because I just wanted to know what you were doing...
- 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,711 ...so you wouldn't walk in on me and Chandler...
- 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,255 ...while we were doing it all night.
- 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,509 - Will you excuse me just a second? Okay. - Yeah.
- 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,303 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,681 Chandler? Can I see you for a second?
- 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,766 - Uh, yeah. - Okay, heh.
- 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,563 - We have got to beat them! - Why?
- 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,358 Because Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are.
- 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,694 - Oh! So? - So?
- 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:22,282 So we've gotta go have a lot of sex and prove them wrong!
- 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,744 You have got to stop this competitive thing. It's crazy.
- 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,495 Just to impress Gary and Phoebe...
- 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:30,415 ...you want me to go upstairs and have sex over and over...
- 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,668 ...and I'm saying no to this why? Get your coat!
- 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,848 - Hey. - Hi.
- 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,308 MAN: Excuse me.
- 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,398 You should check this out. Tell the other tenants.
- 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,818 Apparently, he's running around looking for some kind of hot girl.
- 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,655 Who isn't?
- 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,414 I don't think we've met. I'm Ross.
- 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:15,835 I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman.
- 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,922 Never mind.
- 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:23,426 No, I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted.
- 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,637 I mean, you had just moved in.
- 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,306 I had just moved in!
- 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,266 Thank you!
- 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,019 Listen, um...
- 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,854 - Jen. - Jen.
- 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,065 I know this may sound a little:
- 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,441 [BUZZES]
- 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,239 But, uh, would you want to grab a cup of coffee sometime?
- 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,116 Sure, that would be nice.
- 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,868 - Um... - Oh.
- 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,622 My number's on there. Give me a call.
- 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,916 I will give you a call. Heh.
- 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,960 - I'll see you later. - Okay.
- 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,004 [GIGGLES]
- 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,259 I forgot my paper.
- 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,474 - That was amazing. - Ugh.
- 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:15,520 Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
- 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,314 That was amazing.
- 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,526 We are the hottest, huh?
- 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,320 No one is hotter than we are.
- 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,031 - We're the best. - No, you're the best.
- 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,241 Aw.
- 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,452 - No, you're the best. - No, you're the best.
- 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,663 I am the best.
- 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,625 Hey, guys.
- 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,210 What you been doing?
- 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:47,760 Hey, Joey, isn't that the girl who waved at you the other day?
- 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,680 I don't know, but I can see through your sheet.
- 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:56,311 Yeah. Yeah, that's her. But you know what? It doesn't matter.
- 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,354 - I'm never gonna meet her anyways. - Why?
- 00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,648 Because it's impossible to find her apartment!
- 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,527 She lives in some hot-girl parallel universe or something.
- 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,030 What are you talking about?
- 00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,533 She lives on the 2nd floor, 7th apartment from the left.
- 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:14,662 No, no, no, she lives on the 3rd floor, 8th apartment from the left.
- 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:18,082 No. Those first two windows, that's the lobby.
- 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,753 That other window is the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
- 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,131 I did not know that! Thank you, Monica.
- 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,217 I almost lost another girl because of counting!
- 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,388 So, uh, you ready?
- 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,182 - Yeah, I'll just get my coat. - Okay.
- 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,516 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,894 - Could you get that? - Sure.
- 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,399 [YELLS]
- 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,780 - Joey...? - Aah! No! No!
- 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:59,499 Uh, first, I would like to say thank you for agreeing to see me again.
- 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,000 That's, uh, quite all right.
- 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:05,505 But I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.
- 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,718 Okay. Um.
- 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:15,431 Well, first, I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you...
- 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,809 ...and, uh, for yelling at you.
- 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,686 Fair enough.
- 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:23,564 Now, you're probably going to hire one of the people who, uh...
- 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:27,110 Who did... Who did not, um, ahem...
- 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,654 ...yell at you and storm out.
- 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,657 And I think that's a big mistake. And here's why.
- 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:37,370 I made a huge fool of myself, and I came back. That shows courage.
- 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:42,041 When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no.
- 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,793 That shows integrity.
- 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,754 And I was not afraid to stand up for myself...
- 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,215 ...and that shows courage.
- 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:51,801 Okay, ahem.
- 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,929 Now, I know that I've already said courage...
- 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,557 ...but you've got to have courage.
- 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,101 And, um, finally...
- 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,563 ...when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace...
- 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,065 ...I said no, and I was not litigious.
- 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,276 So there you go. You got courage...
- 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:12,113 ...you got integrity, you got courage again...
- 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,033 ...and not litigious.
- 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,411 Look, Mr...
- 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,788 - Zelner. - Zelner!
- 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,248 I knew that!
- 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,375 Oh, I knew that.
- 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,710 [SIGHS]
- 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,004 I really, really want this job.
- 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:32,258 And I think I would be really good at it.
- 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:36,971 You know what?
- 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,142 I may regret this, but, uh...
- 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,228 ...I'm gonna give you a shot. - Oh, you are?
- 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,855 - Mm-hm. - Really?
- 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,484 Oh, thank you. Oh, God!
- 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,528 Would it be inappropriate if I gave you a hug?
- 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:53,863 - Yes. - Okay.
- 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:57,200 Well, how about a handshake? Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,993 Aah! Oh, God! I'm sorry!
- 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,665 Oh, God, I did not mean to touch that! I mean, you!
- 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,001 There! Uh, there. Um...
- 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,128 Okay, so, thank you.
- 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,090 I'm gonna leave. Thank you very much. Thank you so much.
- 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,925 Hey, I'll see you Monday.
- 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:18,888 [YAWNS]
- 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,224 PHOEBE: Are you tired? - You better believe he's tired...
- 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,059 ...after the day we had!
- 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,062 If you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean?
- 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,482 Honey? The tortilla chips know what you mean.
- 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,277 So, uh, Chandler, do you like that badge I got you?
- 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,488 Oh, yeah, it's so cool.
- 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:40,368 Now, I gotta go. Officer Bing's got a 10-100.
- 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,330 That's pee-pee.
- 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,336 Phoebe, you have a twig in your hair.
- 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,089 Oh, ha, ha. Um...
- 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,217 We kind of took a detour on our way over here.
- 00:18:56,385 --> 00:19:00,054 We were strolling through the park and no one was around, so...
- 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,640 - You didn't. PHOEBE: We did!
- 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:07,520 Ha, ha. We violated section 12, paragraph 7 of the criminal code.
- 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,733 - The park, huh? - Ha, ha.
- 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,195 - Public place. GARY: Uh-huh.
- 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,574 I hear you. Can you excuse me for a second?
- 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,660 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,209 Hi, Chandler.
- 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,712 Monica, this is the men's room.
- 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,423 Isn't it?
- 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,010 Yes, it is.
- 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,763 But see, I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual.
- 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,641 - Haven't you? - No.
- 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,769 And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out.
- 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,439 This is getting ridiculous.
- 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,233 - Come on, we can't let them win! - Uh...
- 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:58,946 We've proved that we are hot, okay? So why are you obsessed about this?
- 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:02,950 Phoebe and Gary are in that "can't keep their hands off each other" phase!
- 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,160 [GASPS]
- 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,578 - So? - So.
- 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:09,832 It makes me really sad that we're not really there anymore.
- 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,877 Oh, is that what this has all been about?
- 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,673 Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were, you know...
- 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,176 ...all over each other all the time?
- 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,804 Yeah, that was great. That was really great.
- 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:27,350 But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are now.
- 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,685 - Really? - Yeah.
- 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,897 I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before.
- 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,651 To get past the beginning and still want to be around each other?
- 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,945 I think that's pretty incredible.
- 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,948 And the fact that this is happening with you...
- 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,492 ...I think that's pretty exciting.
- 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,123 That's so sweet.
- 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,169 I know that I was acting a little crazy...
- 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,631 ...but I feel the same way. - Mm?
- 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,304 You know what I just realized?
- 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,640 You just freaked out about our relationship.
- 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,725 - Pfft, I did not. - Yes, you did!
- 00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,394 Admit it. You freaked out!
- 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,105 I freaked out a little.
- 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,024 A little? You freaked out bigtime, okay?
- 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,277 And I fixed it! We have switched places.
- 00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:24,031 I am the relationship king, and you are the crazy, irrational screwup!
- 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,284 [CHEERING]
- 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:30,955 And now we're back.
- 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,968 I cannot believe Ross is buying this.
- 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,470 - Thank God. I can't watch him anymore. - Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,806 - You guys ready for the movies? - Yeah.
- 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,018 Oh, by the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine.
- 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:57,148 Man, they cannot get enough!
- 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,411 [English - US - SDH]
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