Эпизод, где все всё узнают
Описание
Росс подает заявку на квартиру у «Уродливого голого парня», когда тот съезжает, но обнаруживает, что конкуренция очень жесткая. Во время осмотра квартиры вместе с Россом, Рейчел и Фиби случайно видят через окно Монику и Чендлера, занимающихся сексом. Джоуи рад, что все, кроме Росса, наконец-то знают, и ему больше не нужно притворяться, но Рейчел и Фиби хотят немного повеселиться, заставив их признаться. Рейчел предлагает Россу познакомиться с «Уродливым голым парнем», найдя общие интересы, чтобы выиграть его квартиру, что заставляет Росса прибегнуть к экстремальному методу. Чендлер и Моника наконец признаются друг другу в любви, но хотят еще некоторое время держать это в секрете от Росса… но Росс вскоре узнает об этом, что вызывает еще одну эмоциональную вспышку перед своим боссом, который только что разрешил ему вернуться на работу.
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- 00:00:03,628 --> 00:00:06,922 PHOEBE: Oh, hey, you guys, look. Ugly Naked Guy's putting stuff in boxes.
- 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,757 ROSS: Oh.
- 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:13,595 Huh. I'd say from the looks of it, our naked buddy is moving.
- 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,683 Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled "Clothes."
- 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:21,353 Aw, I'm going to miss that big old squishy butt.
- 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:24,773 And we're done with the chicken fried rice.
- 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:29,153 Hey. Hey, if he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place.
- 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:30,696 PHOEBE: Oh, yeah. JOEY: Good idea.
- 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,948 It would be so cool to live across from you guys.
- 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,284 Yeah, hey, then we could do that telephone thing...
- 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:38,120 ...you know, where you have a can, we have a can...
- 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,539 ...and it's connected by a string.
- 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:45,127 Or we could do the actual telephone thing.
- 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,762 Oh, my God. I love this apartment.
- 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,305 Isn't it perfect?
- 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:42,142 I can't believe I never realized how great it is.
- 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:45,062 That is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
- 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:47,689 PHOEBE: It's amazing.
- 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,901 You better hurry up and fill out an application, or I'll beat you to it.
- 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,028 Oh, heh.
- 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,660 Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom.
- 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:07,876 Oh, look. There's Monica and Chandler. Hey!
- 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,753 Hey, you guys! Hey!
- 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:14,883 Oh!
- 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,761 Aah! Aah!
- 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:22,683 Aah! Chandler and Monica. Chandler and Monica.
- 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,309 Oh, my God.
- 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:27,437 - Chandler and Monica! - Oh, my God!
- 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,523 Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
- 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,608 - Phoebe. Phoebe. - Ow!
- 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,026 It's okay. It's okay.
- 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,195 - No, they're doing it! - I know.
- 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,364 - I know. I know. - You know?
- 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:39,825 Yes, I know, and Joey knows, but Ross doesn't...
- 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,493 ...so you have to stop screaming!
- 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,078 Hey, what's going on?
- 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,913 [YELLING]
- 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,541 - What? RACHEL: Nothing.
- 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:50,752 Oh, God, we're just so excited that you might get this apartment.
- 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,631 - Actually, it looks really good. - Aah! It looks pretty good!
- 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:56,800 Get in here! Come on!
- 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:58,760 [ALL YELLING]
- 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:07,186 You mean whenever Monica and Chandler were, like...
- 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:10,564 ...doing laundry or going grocery shopping?
- 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:13,901 All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp?
- 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,445 Uh-huh. Doing it, doing it, phone doing it.
- 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,281 I can't believe it.
- 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,950 I mean, I think it's great. For him.
- 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,660 She might be able to do better.
- 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,248 - Hey, you guys. - Joey, come here. Come here.
- 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,792 Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.
- 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,545 You mean how they're friends and nothing more?
- 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:37,299 No. No, Joey, she knows.
- 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,677 We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and saw them doing it through the window.
- 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:44,806 Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
- 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:49,978 Okay, so now they know you know, and they don't know Rachel knows?
- 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:53,232 Yes, but you know what? It doesn't matter who knows what.
- 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:56,610 Now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know.
- 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:59,821 Now all the lying and the secrets will finally be over.
- 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:03,825 Or we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.
- 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,037 Well, what do you mean?
- 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,373 You know, every time they say they're doing laundry...
- 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,166 ...we'll give them laundry to do.
- 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:15,462 - Oh, I would enjoy that. - No, no, no.
- 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:18,757 Wait, Rach, you know what would be even more fun? Telling them.
- 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,761 - Yeah, no, I want to do Phoebe's thing. - I can't take any...
- 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:26,098 You don't have to do anything. Just don't tell them that we know.
- 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,600 No. I can't take any more secrets.
- 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:32,062 I got your secrets, I got their secrets. I got secrets of my own, you know.
- 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:36,733 - You don't have any secrets. - Oh, yeah?
- 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:40,529 Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.
- 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,702 So, ahem, um...
- 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:48,245 How are we going to mess with them?
- 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,621 [JOEY GROANS]
- 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,291 Well, you could use your position as the roommate.
- 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:56,128 And then I would use, you know, the strongest tool at my disposal.
- 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,088 My sexuality.
- 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,967 - Hello, children. ALL: Hey.
- 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,428 Okay. Watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie.
- 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,057 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:11,643 Ooh. Wow, that jacket looks great on you.
- 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,688 - Really? - Yeah. The material looks so soft.
- 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,690 Oh, hello, Mr. Bicep.
- 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:20,319 You've been working out?
- 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,571 Well, I try to, you know, squeeze things.
- 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:24,573 [LAUGHING]
- 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,412 Are you okay?
- 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:32,497 Well, if you really wanna know...
- 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,541 Oh, I can't tell you this.
- 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,210 Phoebe, it's me, you can tell me anything.
- 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,630 Well, actually, you're the one person I can't tell this to.
- 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,425 And the one person I want to the most.
- 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,346 What's going on?
- 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,892 I think it's just, you know, that I haven't been with a guy in so long...
- 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,478 ...and you know how sometimes you're looking for something...
- 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:58,565 ...and you don't see that it's right there in front of you, sipping coffee...
- 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:01,068 Oh, no. Have I said too much?
- 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:06,782 Well, just something to think about. I know I will.
- 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,285 Ooh. Ha, ha.
- 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,130 - You are so cute. - Heh.
- 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,132 How did you get to be so cute?
- 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:27,135 Well, my grandfather was Swedish.
- 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,971 And my grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.
- 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:34,017 Okay, now you're even cuter.
- 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:38,230 You know, that is a popular opinion today, I must say.
- 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,439 What?
- 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:42,234 The weirdest thing happened at the coffeehouse.
- 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,069 I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
- 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,030 What are you talking about?
- 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:49,282 I'm telling you, I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.
- 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:55,122 - It's not possible. - Ow.
- 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:01,962 I'm sorry, it's just Phoebe's just always thought you were charming...
- 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:04,256 ...in a sexless kind of way.
- 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:07,384 Oh, well, you know, I can't hear that enough.
- 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:10,929 I'm sorry, I just think you misunderstood her.
- 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:13,765 No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me.
- 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:16,268 She touched my bicep, for crying out loud.
- 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,019 This bicep?
- 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,148 Well, it's not flexed right now.
- 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:29,906 Hey, Mon, what are you doing? Want to come see a movie with us?
- 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:33,910 Uh, actually, I was going to do some laundry.
- 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:40,208 - Chandler, you want to do it with me? - Sure, I'll do it with you.
- 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,879 Okay, great. Hold on a second.
- 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,966 Unh. Here you go.
- 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:52,220 You don't mind, do you? That would really help me out a lot. Thanks.
- 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,057 Ha, ha. You know what? I don't think I have enough quarters.
- 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,101 PHOEBE: Oh, I have quarters.
- 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:04,691 - Hey. - Hey, Ross, any word on the apartment yet?
- 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:08,528 Well, I called over there, and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself.
- 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,572 And he's already had like 100 applicants.
- 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,866 ALL: Oh. - No, no, I've got the edge.
- 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:15,827 I know it's not exactly ethical, but I sent him a bribe...
- 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:18,205 ...to tip the scales in my direction.
- 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,373 Yeah. Check it out, you can see it from the window.
- 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,838 Oh, is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it?
- 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,173 No.
- 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,592 That new mountain bike?
- 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:31,968 No.
- 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,013 Well, what did you send?
- 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:38,058 A basket of mini muffins.
- 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,603 There's a whole table of mini muffin baskets.
- 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,522 Which one did you send?
- 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:45,815 The small one.
- 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,903 What? You actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?
- 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:51,446 Well, yeah.
- 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:56,326 Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those muffins.
- 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,203 It was the best day.
- 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,664 Your work makes me sad.
- 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:05,210 Oh, man, I want that place so much.
- 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:08,129 And I was so sure that was going to work.
- 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,466 There's 12 bucks I'll never see again.
- 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,761 All right, we'd better go if we're gonna catch that movie.
- 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,097 - Bye. - Bye.
- 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:20,225 Bye, Chandler. I miss you already.
- 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:28,316 Okay, did you see that? With the inappropriate, and the pinching?
- 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,651 Actually, I did.
- 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,404 So now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
- 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:37,450 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She knows about us.
- 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,702 Are you serious?
- 00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:41,204 Phoebe knows, and she's just trying to freak us out.
- 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,790 That's the only explanation for it.
- 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:51,381 Okay, but what about my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps?
- 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,133 She knows.
- 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,015 Joey.
- 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:01,725 Yeah?
- 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,312 Phoebe knows about us.
- 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:07,272 Well, I didn't tell them.
- 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,358 Them? Who's "them"?
- 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:14,112 Uh, Phoebe and Joey.
- 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,198 Joey.
- 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,825 And Rachel.
- 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,995 Look, I would have told you, but they made me promise not to tell.
- 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,747 - Oh, man. - I'm sorry.
- 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,665 But, hey, it's over now, right?
- 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,751 Because you can tell them you know they know...
- 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:30,337 ...and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing.
- 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:35,967 - Unless... - No, not "unless." This must end now.
- 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:39,846 Oh, man, they think they are so slick messing with us.
- 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:43,224 But they don't know that we know that they know.
- 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,603 - So... - Ah, yes.
- 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:49,689 The messers become the messees.
- 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,276 [WHINES]
- 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,987 Oh, Ross, honey, you gotta stop torturing yourself.
- 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,239 Why don't you just find another apartment?
- 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,326 I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month.
- 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,870 None of them even compares to that one.
- 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,747 You know what you should do?
- 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:10,126 You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him.
- 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,295 Yeah. Like if I wanted something from Joey...
- 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:16,675 ...I would strike up a conversation about, say, um, sandwiches...
- 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,762 ...or, uh, my underwear.
- 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,139 I'm listening.
- 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,017 See?
- 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,603 That is a great idea.
- 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:33,400 And I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for five years.
- 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:37,362 So that gives me back my edge. Ha, ha.
- 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,031 Let's see now. He had the trampoline.
- 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,534 - But he broke that. - Well, he had gravity boots.
- 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,036 Yeah, he broke those too.
- 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,415 So he likes to break stuff.
- 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:54,879 Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben, but I will figure something out.
- 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,923 Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?
- 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,843 I wouldn't bring that up. It would probably just bum him out.
- 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,929 Poor cat never saw that big butt coming.
- 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,056 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,058 Hello?
- 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,937 Oh, yeah, hey. Hold on a second, she's right here.
- 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,230 [WHISPERS] It's Chandler.
- 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,982 Oh.
- 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,402 Hello, you.
- 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,947 Hello, Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day.
- 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:22,949 Huh?
- 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:27,912 Well, you know that thing you said before? I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.
- 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,497 Really?
- 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,332 Yeah. Listen, Joey won't be here tonight.
- 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:35,336 Why don't you come over and I'll let you, uh, feel my bicep.
- 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,630 Or maybe more.
- 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,427 I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye.
- 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:48,099 Oh, my God. He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more.
- 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,435 - Are you kidding? - No.
- 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,062 I cannot believe he would do that to Mon...
- 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:04,616 Joey? Do they know that we know?
- 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,327 - No. - Joey?
- 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,038 - They know you know. - Ooh, I knew it.
- 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,291 Oh, I cannot believe those two.
- 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:17,253 They thought they could mess with us? They're trying to mess with us?
- 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,675 They don't know that we know they know we know.
- 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,304 And, Joey, you can't say anything.
- 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,431 Couldn't if I wanted to.
- 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,357 Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller.
- 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,734 I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment...
- 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:44,531 ...and I realize that the competition is fierce, but...
- 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:51,663 I'm sorry, I can't help but notice that you're naked and...
- 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,251 I applaud you.
- 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,379 Man, I wish I was naked.
- 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:03,049 I mean, this looks so great.
- 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,052 That is how God intended it.
- 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,808 - Look at them. They're panicked. - Oh, yeah, they're totally gonna back down.
- 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,476 Oh, yeah.
- 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:16,521 All right, if he wants a date, he's going to get a date.
- 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,356 - I'm going to go in. - Okay, okay.
- 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,024 Be sexy.
- 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,652 Please.
- 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,374 So, Chandler, I'd love to come by tonight.
- 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,296 Really?
- 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,631 Oh, absolutely. Should we say around 7?
- 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,967 Yes.
- 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:52,056 Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
- 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,812 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
- 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,608 Hey, hey, check it out, check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend.
- 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,240 RACHEL: Oh, yeah.
- 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:14,037 Oh, my God. That's our friend.
- 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,207 - It's Naked Ross. JOEY & CHANDLER: It is Ross!
- 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,130 Showtime.
- 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,174 Okay, Rachel, get me perfume.
- 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,302 And, Joey, can you get me a bottle of wine and glasses?
- 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,477 All right, it'll be great.
- 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,688 You just make her think you want to have sex with her and it'll freak her out.
- 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,776 Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?
- 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,028 Relax, she's gonna give in way before you do.
- 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,280 - How do you know? - Because you're on my team.
- 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,616 And my team always wins.
- 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,994 At this?
- 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:58,081 Just go get some. Go.
- 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,335 Okay, honey, now, I'm gonna try to listen from right here.
- 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,295 - Okay. - Okay. Oh, wait.
- 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,214 - Good idea. - Yeah.
- 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,342 - Don't give away the farm. - Okay.
- 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,765 Phoebe.
- 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,769 - Chandler. - Come on in.
- 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,355 I was going to.
- 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,694 Um, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
- 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,153 Sure.
- 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,910 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,039 So here we are. Nervous?
- 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,708 Me? No. You?
- 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,918 No. I want this to happen.
- 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,213 So do I.
- 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,717 [CHANDLER CHUCKLES]
- 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,271 I'm going to put on some music.
- 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,606 Maybe... Maybe I'll dance for you.
- 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,401 [MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
- 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,128 You look good.
- 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,089 Thanks. Heh.
- 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:34,594 You know, when you say things like that, it makes me wanna...
- 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:38,598 ...rip that sweater vest right off.
- 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,393 Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?
- 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,772 - Really? - Oh, do you not want to?
- 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,315 No. No.
- 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,651 I just, you know, first, I wanna take off all my clothes...
- 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:54,113 ...and have you rub lotion on me.
- 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,408 Well, that would be nice.
- 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,704 I'll go get the lotion.
- 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,795 This is totally getting out of hand, okay? She wants me to put lotion on her.
- 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,714 - She's bluffing. - Look, she's not backing down.
- 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,591 She went like this...
- 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,721 He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.
- 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,601 Oh, man, aren't you guys done yet?
- 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:26,104 I want to sit in my chair.
- 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,398 Joey, look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler...
- 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,068 ...the sooner this is all over and out in the open.
- 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,611 Ooh, I like that.
- 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:38,699 Oh, okay. Show him your bra. He's afraid of bras. Can't work them.
- 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,035 PHOEBE: Joey!
- 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,667 Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.
- 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,419 It's not my first time.
- 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,716 You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks.
- 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,385 Okay. Give me a second.
- 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,139 - Did you clean up in here? - Of course.
- 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,312 Oh, you're, uh... You're going?
- 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,731 Um, not without you, lover.
- 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,990 So this is my bra.
- 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,954 It's very, very nice.
- 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,083 Well, come here.
- 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,295 I'm very happy we're gonna have all the sex.
- 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,341 You should be. I'm very bendy.
- 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,474 - I'm gonna kiss you now. - Not if I kiss you first.
- 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,664 Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but kiss.
- 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,209 Here it comes.
- 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,003 Our first kiss.
- 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,473 Okay, okay, okay. You win.
- 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,558 - Ha! - I can't have sex with you.
- 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,852 - And why not? - Because I'm in love with Monica.
- 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,437 You're... You're what?
- 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,359 Love her. That's right. I love her.
- 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,153 I love her.
- 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,409 I love you, Monica.
- 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,329 I love you too, Chandler.
- 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,380 I just thought you guys were doing it. I didn't know you were in love.
- 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,926 Dude.
- 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,930 Hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor.
- 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,142 And may I say your breasts are still showing?
- 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,602 PHOEBE: God.
- 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,397 All right. So that's it?
- 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,315 It's over. Everybody knows.
- 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,067 Well, actually, Ross doesn't.
- 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,778 Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
- 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,580 A new place for a new Ross.
- 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,874 I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over...
- 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,584 ...once it's, you know, furnished.
- 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,962 I must say, it's nice to see you back on your feet.
- 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:42,174 Well, I am that, uh, and the whole rage thing is definitely behind me.
- 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,553 I wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our team at the museum.
- 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,179 Oh, Donald, that would be great.
- 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,725 I am totally ready to come back to work. I...
- 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,186 What? No.
- 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,858 What are you doing?
- 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,571 Get off my sister!
- 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,328 [English - US - SDH]
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