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Эпизод, где Росс въезжает
The One Where Ross Moves In
Сезон: 05Серия: 07
Описание
Рэйчел пытается вести себя отстраненно с Дэнни, несмотря на то, что он ей нравится. Фиби начинает встречаться с Ларри, санитарным инспектором, но подруги раздражаются, когда он закрывает все их любимые рестораны после того, как пообедает там. Когда кузина Эмили выселяет Росса из квартиры, которую он ему сдает в субаренду, Джои и Чендлер приглашают его переехать к ним; его личные привычки вскоре начинают раздражать.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:05,295 [JOEY GIGGLING]
- 00:00:05,463 --> 00:00:07,381 Are you looking at naked tribeswomen?
- 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,009 No, look.
- 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,344 That's a pig.
- 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:15,347 I know. But look at the knobs on it!
- 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:20,894 CHANDLER: Hey. JOEY: Hey.
- 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:23,063 Emily's cousin kicked me out.
- 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:24,523 - What? - Why?
- 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:27,359 When you sublet from your wife's cousin...
- 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:31,822 ...then you divorce, sometimes the cousin wants his apartment back.
- 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,532 Didn't you sign a lease?
- 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,201 Who needs a lease when it's "family"?
- 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:40,706 You can stay with us.
- 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,332 CHANDLER: Anything you need.
- 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,419 But you have to let us know when you feel better...
- 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,421 ...so we can make fun of your hair.
- 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:51,300 - You got it. JOEY: Okay.
- 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:56,221 Thanks, I really appreciate this. I'm going to get packing again.
- 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:59,933 I've been moving around so much that I feel like a nomad.
- 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:02,519 [CHUCKLING]
- 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,105 - What? - He thought you said gonad.
- 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:07,941 [LAUGHS]
- 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:02,579 Wow, Monica. If every place were this clean, it'd be tough making a living.
- 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,665 Ha, oh, Larry!
- 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,751 Um, do health inspectors work on commission?
- 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,378 No, bribes.
- 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:12,673 - Ha-ha-ha, it's okay to laugh? - I was just kidding.
- 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:13,924 [LAUGHS]
- 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,844 - I'll check the kitchen floor. MONICA: Knock yourself out.
- 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,389 Yummy! Heh.
- 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:22,516 Larry?
- 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,560 Yeah, I'd let him check out my kitchen floor.
- 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:27,187 [BOTH GIGGLE]
- 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,440 A 98.
- 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,485 I deducted two points for not wearing your hat.
- 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,529 That is a Section 5 violation.
- 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,699 Oh. Now look, Larry, honey, ha, ha.
- 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,577 Um, I wrote the book on Section 5.
- 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:44,371 You only need to wear it in the kitchen.
- 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,249 - Where's your hat? - In the kitchen. I'll get it.
- 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,085 Ah, there's the two points!
- 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,628 [GASPS]
- 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:54,590 You should really read that book you wrote.
- 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,638 Wow.
- 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:06,852 You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew she'd go in hatless to get it, heh.
- 00:03:07,103 --> 00:03:10,480 You could have your own health inspector detective show.
- 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:13,025 Ah, I don't know about that.
- 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:15,903 But then I could be your sidekick, Voonda, heh.
- 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:20,115 Maybe, uh, I could ask Voonda to dinner sometime?
- 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,367 She would love that...
- 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,829 ...since you know all the clean places to eat, heh.
- 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,415 I'll call you.
- 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,209 Okay.
- 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,632 He's so funny! Whoa, oh.
- 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:39,551 [GIGGLES]
- 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,015 RACHEL: Thank you. - Thanks.
- 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:48,894 How's Ross doing since all the Emily stuff?
- 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,563 He's not great. But, um, he's dealing with it.
- 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,232 - Oh. - Wait, you're not...
- 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:57,361 Oh, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again.
- 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,155 He'll be screwed up for a long time.
- 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:04,076 Besides, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced.
- 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,704 Right, you only go for them five minutes before they get married.
- 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,712 DANNY: Two pounds of mocha java. MONICA: It's Danny.
- 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,339 Are you going to go out again?
- 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,300 I don't know. He hasn't called since we went out.
- 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,594 I see him in the hallway. We flirt. I'm all...
- 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,554 [LAUGHS]
- 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:26,431 ...and then nothing.
- 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,850 - Hey. RACHEL: Hi, Danny.
- 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:30,310 Wow, thirsty, huh?
- 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,022 I'm having a party on Saturday. Sort of a housewarming thing.
- 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,732 - Oh, fun. - Oh, great!
- 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,734 - Really looking forward to it. RACHEL: Yeah.
- 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:39,444 See you!
- 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,827 So I guess we won't be warming his house.
- 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,162 Oh, ha, ha, okay.
- 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,873 All right, I see what he's doing.
- 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:56,169 He's not asking me out because he wants me to ask him out.
- 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,504 And you won't do that.
- 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,089 That's right!
- 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:02,384 Because that would give him the control.
- 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:05,762 So now he comes up with this "I've got a party" thing...
- 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,640 ...to get me to hint for an invitation.
- 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:10,767 Blew up in his face, didn't it? Ha.
- 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,895 So there is no party?
- 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:17,941 No, there's a party. There's a party.
- 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:19,651 But the power?
- 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,029 That is still up for grabs.
- 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,239 You follow me?
- 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,741 I think so.
- 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:29,870 So he won't invite you to his party because he likes you?
- 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,288 Exactly!
- 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,090 Ross?
- 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:45,135 Hey, roomies!
- 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,096 I love what you've done with the place.
- 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:50,682 Oh, I know it's a lot of boxes.
- 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:54,853 - I appreciate you letting me stay here. JOEY: Not a problem.
- 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,147 Since you'll be here a while...
- 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,359 ...we, uh, could put your name on the answering machine.
- 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,486 Oh, I, uh, hope you don't mind...
- 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:06,073 ...but I kind of already jazzed it up a little, ha, ha.
- 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,158 Check it out.
- 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:13,580 [QUEEN'S "WE WILL ROCK YOU" PLAYING ON ANSWERING MACHINE]
- 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:18,335 ROSS [SINGING]: We will We will call you back
- 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,545 [ALL CHUCKLING]
- 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,214 - Pretty cool, huh? CHANDLER: Oh, yes.
- 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,050 [LAUGHING]
- 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,386 - You're fake laughing too, right? - The tears are real.
- 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,762 Oh, yeah. Ha, ha.
- 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,518 - You look beautiful this evening. - Heh.
- 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:36,686 Show me the badge again.
- 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:42,275 [GIGGLES]
- 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:44,361 Shiny, ha, ha.
- 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:48,615 Oh, you mind if I wash up? Who knows where these have been?
- 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,951 You are just nonstop, ha-ha-ha!
- 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:03,588 - We're out of here. - Why?
- 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:07,676 I saw ten violations. I'm shutting this place down!
- 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:11,513 - You have the power to do that? - This does.
- 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,099 Shut it down.
- 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:26,903 Hey.
- 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:29,865 What are you doing?
- 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,033 Nothing.
- 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,203 You built a fort, didn't you?
- 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,416 Kind of, heh.
- 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:43,170 Oh, my God! The air purifier. Ross' air purifier.
- 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,380 All I heard for four years through college was...
- 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,133 [HUMMING]
- 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:50,760 You should have gone out once in a while.
- 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,181 - I hate this thing! - Come on, Chandler.
- 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:57,017 Ross is our friend. He needs us right now.
- 00:07:57,268 --> 00:08:00,479 So why don't you be a grownup and come watch TV in the fort?
- 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:05,901 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,903 - Oh, hi, Danny. - Hey, guys.
- 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,821 Uh, I wanted to invite you to the party.
- 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,073 Oh, thanks, I'll try to stop by.
- 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,869 Actually, I think, ahem, I'm going to be busy.
- 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:17,287 You are?
- 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:18,663 Yeah.
- 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,166 Remember? I've got that, uh, gala.
- 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,628 What's the gala for?
- 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,254 Uh, it's a, um...
- 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,715 It's, uh, a regatta gala.
- 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:30,675 Do you sail?
- 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:33,720 No, but I support it.
- 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:37,974 I hope I see you tomorrow night. Take care.
- 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:39,851 RACHEL: Okay.
- 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:45,190 Walked right into that one, didn't he?
- 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:46,650 What one?
- 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,569 You wanted him to invite you and he did.
- 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:52,864 He waited until the last minute. So if I said yes...
- 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:56,868 ...he'd know I had nothing better to do than wait for his invitation.
- 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,411 But I said no...
- 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:01,456 ...which puts me back in the driver's seat.
- 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,084 So the ball is in his court?
- 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,377 Ball?
- 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,462 No, there's no ball.
- 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,675 [SLAPPING]
- 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,849 Joey, please.
- 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,810 Sorry.
- 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,816 [BUZZING]
- 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,320 [SCREAMS]
- 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,328 - Hello, children. JOEY: Hey.
- 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:43,415 You want to play some foosball? Please?
- 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,209 - Okay. - No, no, no.
- 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:50,255 We moved the table into my room because of all the boxes, ha, ha.
- 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:52,132 Come on!
- 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,639 I have one question.
- 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,726 What is the deal with this?
- 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,605 Bye-bye, little puppet Joey hand?
- 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,898 No, the quiet down thing.
- 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,443 Oh. You mean this.
- 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,403 Mm-hm.
- 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,032 I don't know how much more I can take.
- 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:21,328 Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with a show about bugs?
- 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,623 My God!
- 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,166 - What if that had been porn? - Oh!
- 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,086 All right, this may be tough...
- 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,881 ...but it's Ross. I survived college with him.
- 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,343 I guess I can hold out a little longer.
- 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,720 - Let's have a game. - Okay.
- 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,389 Don't be scored on. No, no, no.
- 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:44,809 Yes. Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,019 Uh, fellas?
- 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,486 - So he's out of here. - Mm-hm.
- 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,868 - Hey. MONICA: Hey.
- 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:06,122 Got anything to eat? I went to Jono's and it was closed.
- 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:10,877 Oh, I took Larry there, but it was all violated, so we shut it down.
- 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:15,840 If this guy keeps closing our favorite places, where will we eat?
- 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,759 I don't know. Clean places?
- 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,302 Mm, yum!
- 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,097 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,267 It's Danny.
- 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,770 Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a gala.
- 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,315 We'll be right there. Can't you say it's later?
- 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:36,111 What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?
- 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,904 The fake kind.
- 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:45,745 - Um, I need a ladle. You got a ladle? - We have a ladle.
- 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,082 See you at the party.
- 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,291 Okay, great.
- 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:54,921 You know what Larry would say? He'd say, "See you ladle."
- 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,132 [LAUGHS]
- 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:03,763 I'm done. You want anything? Uh, sports? International?
- 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,223 Apartment listings?
- 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,058 I'll take sports.
- 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,601 Mine!
- 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,896 All right, uh, international.
- 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,148 That's mine too.
- 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,860 I'm Italian.
- 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:22,824 I could check apartment listings, though there's never anything here.
- 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,493 Not even on page seven?
- 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:27,996 Oh, yeah.
- 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,915 You're right. Oh, here's an affordable place.
- 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:35,462 Two bedroom, close to work. Ooh, it's available in five weeks.
- 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,714 What about that circled one?
- 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:42,343 Ooh, I don't know. It's kind of expensive for a studio.
- 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,262 But it's available now.
- 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,513 Isn't it?
- 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,348 Yes, it is.
- 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,434 Let's go look at it, heh!
- 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,937 - Oh, okay. Let's go. CHANDLER: There we go! Yay!
- 00:12:53,814 --> 00:13:00,278 Oh, oh, oh, guys, would you, uh, chip in for some new air filters for the purifier?
- 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,490 I mean, after all, we are all using it.
- 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,741 Let's go quicker!
- 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,326 Yeah.
- 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,795 [WHISTLES]
- 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,298 - Oh, my God! - Mm.
- 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:24,594 Oh, look at this kitchen/bathroom.
- 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,764 That's great! So you can cook while in the tub.
- 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,475 Somebody was using his head.
- 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,145 Let's check out the rest of the place.
- 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,324 I think this is it.
- 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,911 I don't know. Maybe we should keep looking.
- 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,705 But this place is available now.
- 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,959 You don't want to be stuck with us for five weeks.
- 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,509 So you think I should take this place?
- 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,387 Oh, it's perfect!
- 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,559 How about you?
- 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,311 Kitchen, slash, bathroom.
- 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,149 Ah, I see what you guys are saying.
- 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:24,028 I'll, uh, go downstairs and fill out an application.
- 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,618 We are bad people.
- 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,956 He knew we were trying to get rid of him.
- 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,127 Could we get a bathtub in our kitchen?
- 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,717 Ready for dinner?
- 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,927 - Ooh, absolutely. - Great.
- 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,388 You wanted to go to the Italian place on Bleecker St?
- 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,265 Oh, I love that place, ha, ha.
- 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,601 - So no. - Oh.
- 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,519 How about Mama Lozetti's?
- 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,896 Yuck.
- 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,856 Sure.
- 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,318 How long has that milk been sitting out?
- 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,154 No, this place is totally healthy.
- 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,948 This milk is mine. I bought this today...
- 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,285 ...because I was thirsty for milk, you know?
- 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,455 [CHUCKLES THEN GAGS]
- 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,499 Okay, let's go.
- 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,295 Hey, buddy.
- 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:27,675 Health Code 11 B requires that refuse be taken out the back exit.
- 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,178 But then I have to go all the way around.
- 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:33,097 So you choose convenience over health?
- 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,850 Stop, Larry.
- 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:41,606 Can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy?
- 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,691 It was exciting at first.
- 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:48,404 But now, it's like, so where are we going to eat ever?
- 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,325 I suppose I could give him a warning.
- 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,160 Thank you.
- 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,413 Go, go!
- 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,586 If, after dinner, you still need to bust someone...
- 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,713 ...I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
- 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,340 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:14,889 Maybe we did good, helping Ross get back on his feet.
- 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,724 That was a nice place.
- 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:22,188 No closet space, but he could hang his stuff out the window in a bag.
- 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,774 [CHANDLER SIGHS]
- 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,360 What do we do?
- 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,404 I don't know.
- 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,322 Maybe pizza?
- 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,450 - About Ross! - Oh.
- 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,495 [TELEPHONE RINGING]
- 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,958 Hello.
- 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,543 Oh, yeah.
- 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:47,422 It's the apartment manager. Ross put us as references.
- 00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,842 Ross is the greatest guy. He's very reliable...
- 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:55,513 Of course, he has a big, huge dog that, uh, barks into the night.
- 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,892 Well, who doesn't love dogs?
- 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,937 Uh, he's a tap dancer.
- 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,858 Yes, some would say that is a lost art.
- 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:08,693 He's a pimp!
- 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,864 There you go. He's a pimp.
- 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,158 He's a big, tap-dancing pimp!
- 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,536 Hello?
- 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,506 Oh.
- 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,719 [SMASH MOUTH'S "EVERY WORD MEANS NO" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
- 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:41,017 Watching for a sound To lead me to wherever...
- 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,312 Shh, this is never going to work. He's right there.
- 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,688 Just go say hi.
- 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:51,486 I have to go downstairs and back up, as if I'm coming home from the gala.
- 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:55,114 So just go distract him. But don't be sexy.
- 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,076 - Hey, Danny. - Hey.
- 00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,285 What's going on?
- 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,830 This is a great party. Great food, ha, ha.
- 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:07,794 Oh, you know, most parties, it's, uh, all chips and salsa, chips and salsa.
- 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,420 [DANNY CHUCKLES]
- 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,089 So, um...
- 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,841 What's this?
- 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:15,760 Salad.
- 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,512 Oh.
- 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,098 And what's this?
- 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:22,934 Bread.
- 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,852 Aren't you a chef?
- 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,647 Oh.
- 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,024 - Hey, Rachel. - Hey.
- 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,194 Oh, right, tonight was your party.
- 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,530 You look great! I'm glad you made it.
- 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:39,492 Oh, well, you know, the gala had to end sometime.
- 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,577 Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back.
- 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,996 - Yeah, sure. - All right?
- 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,708 Whose court is the ball in now?
- 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,919 I thought there wasn't a ball.
- 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,342 Come on. He's glad I came. He doesn't want me to go anywhere.
- 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,469 Ball's flying all over the place.
- 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,681 This is my friend, Tom.
- 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,517 This is the girl I told you about.
- 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,937 Oh, come on! You telling people about me?
- 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,648 I think you two could really hit it off.
- 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,859 I'm gonna go mingle.
- 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:19,365 So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh? My mom calls it "Bloomies."
- 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,954 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,289 Yeah, okay.
- 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,040 At ease, soldier, heh.
- 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,877 I'm sorry?
- 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:34,422 You can just drop the act. I know what's going on.
- 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,507 You're Danny's wingman, right?
- 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:40,928 You guys are best buds, frat bros.
- 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,473 I'm going to go talk to, uh, a friend.
- 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,643 Yeah, you go talk to your friend.
- 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,770 Go tell him, "Nice try."
- 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,902 He just keeps lobbing them up...
- 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:59,447 ...and I keep knocking them right out of the park.
- 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,617 I think I need a drink.
- 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,285 Yeah.
- 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,916 Ninety-eight...
- 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,626 ...ninety-nine...
- 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,878 ...one hundred!
- 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,296 Okay. Go.
- 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,090 Dude, I'm telling you, I'm fine.
- 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,346 Here we go, here we go.
- 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,349 JOEY & CHANDLER: Hey. - Hey.
- 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:31,229 So I, uh, didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
- 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:32,605 You're kidding?
- 00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:36,984 But Phoebe said I could stay at her place for a while, so...
- 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,696 Well, you can't stay with Phoebe. We're roomies.
- 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,699 You don't need me taking up all your space.
- 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:48,412 We got plenty of space. There's still some by that speaker.
- 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,123 Please, just stay.
- 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,667 Yeah.
- 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:53,960 Are you sure?
- 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:57,255 - Definitely. - You have to stay.
- 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,634 - All right. - All right, buddy.
- 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,762 So I'm a pimp, huh?
- 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,267 It's okay.
- 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,769 Sometimes I can be a pain in the ass.
- 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:15,690 But just talk to me. Tell me if something bothers you.
- 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:22,238 And I'll do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just...
- 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:40,798 Well, I see you've had a very productive day.
- 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,259 The cowboy hat's a little much.
- 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,469 Come on, it's fun!
- 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:49,557 All right.
- 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,274 Isn't this a woman's hat?
- 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:02,528 Dude, stop talking crazy, and make us some tea!
- 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,701 [English - US - SDH]
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