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Сотый эпизод (Эпизод с тройней)
The One Hundredth (The One with the Triplets)
Сезон: 05Серия: 03
Описание
Пытаясь забыть Росса, Рейчел приглашает двух медбратьев вместо себя и Моники. Это вызывает трения между Моникой и Чендлером, который реагирует так, будто ему всё равно. В родильной палате Фиби переживает из-за своего врача, помешанного на Фонзи. У Джои, который, как они думают, испытывает лишь сочувственную боль от родов Фиби, обнаруживают камни в почках, и его госпитализируют. После рождения тройняшек Фрэнка и Элис: Фрэнка-младшего, Лесли и Чендлера, Фиби тяжело расстаться с ними.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,294 --> 00:00:04,420 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:08,924 Hi. Yeah, hi. I'm, um, Phoebe Buffay and I have babies coming out.
- 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:11,635 Okay. Have you started having contractions?
- 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,638 Not yet. Um, I heard they really hurt. Do they?
- 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,433 - Well... - Oh, my God.
- 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,102 Which of you is the father?
- 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:23,313 None of them are. The father is my brother.
- 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,524 Okay.
- 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,403 I'll miss watching you freak people out like that.
- 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,988 JOEY: Pheebs...
- 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,824 This is for the babies to look at someday.
- 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,660 Do you want to say anything before it starts?
- 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,120 Okay. Um...
- 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,707 Hi, kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe.
- 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,127 Can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me.
- 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,298 What took you so long?
- 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:51,717 Your cab left when ours did.
- 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:58,223 We went back because I forgot my jacket.
- 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:04,688 You're not wearing one.
- 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:08,067 Oh, man! I did it again!
- 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,737 Someone has to call Frank and Alice.
- 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:14,156 My mom might... What are you doing?
- 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,533 I've got to get the before shot.
- 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:13,340 We spoke to the nurse. The reason your doctor is late...
- 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,592 ...is because, uh, she's not coming.
- 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,804 - What? - She hit her head in the shower.
- 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,432 Oh, my God. She's so stupid!
- 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,768 Pheebs, it's going to be okay.
- 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:28,772 I don't see three kids coming out of your vagina.
- 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,404 Listen. The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
- 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,489 He's head of the department.
- 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:40,325 All right. Ooh. Oh, dear God, save me.
- 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,661 I'm having my first contraction.
- 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,955 - Oh, it's not bad. CHANDLER: Okay.
- 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:50,502 And so the miracle of birth begins. And I...
- 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,712 [YELLS]
- 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:52,921 You okay?
- 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:55,257 Something hurts.
- 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:58,343 Ooh, it's sympathy pains. Oh, that's so sweet.
- 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,888 I didn't know I cared that much.
- 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:04,892 - Hello. - Hi.
- 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,770 I'm Dr. Harad. I'll be delivering your babies.
- 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:12,357 You'll be in good hands. I've been doing this a long time.
- 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,985 I'll be back to do your internal.
- 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,404 Just relax, everything looks great.
- 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,199 And also, I love Fonzie.
- 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,079 Did he just say he loves Fonzie?
- 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,123 That's what it sounded like.
- 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,000 All right.
- 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,378 ALL: Hey!
- 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:37,382 Am I late? Nobody came out yet, right?
- 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,385 No, we haven't started yet. Where's Alice?
- 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:43,972 Uh, Delaware. Until she gets here, I'll be your coach.
- 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,184 Don't worry. She told me about the LaMazda stuff.
- 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:50,646 If you get the babies out by month's end...
- 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,731 ...you get two percent financing.
- 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,441 Yeah.
- 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,572 Monica, you're going to be very proud of me.
- 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:04,409 I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
- 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,953 Oh, my.
- 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,206 They're male nurses.
- 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,291 Heh, heh. Not in my head.
- 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:15,671 They want to take us out Saturday night. What do you say?
- 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:18,715 Um...
- 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,387 - I don't think so. - What?
- 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,097 What are you talking about?
- 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:29,059 You've been telling me to get over Ross and move on.
- 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,395 I'm moving on and so are you.
- 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,105 Why don't you want to go?
- 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,399 Um...
- 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:38,151 Why don't you give me a good reason...
- 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,696 ...and I'll tell you if it's true.
- 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:45,284 - What? - Harder than it sounds, isn't it?
- 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,453 You're coming. And when they get off...
- 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,039 ...we'll go get some Jello with them.
- 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:54,751 Yep. There's always room for Jello.
- 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:00,132 How do you make that dirty?
- 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:02,968 It's easy. I can do it with anything.
- 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,763 Grandma's chicken salad...
- 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,605 Ross!
- 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:18,025 Get a shot of this.
- 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,570 Hey, babies, these are the headlines when you were born.
- 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:25,532 Now girl baby, turn away. And boy babies...
- 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:27,409 ...check it out.
- 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,871 This is what naked women looked like when you were born.
- 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,665 Now let's dive into the good stuff.
- 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,669 Okay, I'm having another one.
- 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,756 This one doesn't hurt eith... Ooh, yes, it does! Ow.
- 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,050 Ow, ow, ow!
- 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,385 Ooh.
- 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,555 Ooh, I was kind of hoping that was it.
- 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,518 Where are Monica and Rachel, anyway?
- 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,730 A couple of nurses asked them out. Maybe they're with them.
- 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:58,357 Really? Male nurses?
- 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:00,567 Yeah, I was bummed too.
- 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,737 So they're going on dates?
- 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,572 - When? - I think Saturday.
- 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,282 [YELLS]
- 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:10,786 - What's with him? - Um, sympathy pains.
- 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:15,582 It was sweet at first, but now I think he's trying to steal my thunder.
- 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,043 Okay.
- 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,087 Let's see what we got here.
- 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,924 Oh, you know, Fonzie dated triplets.
- 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,428 This Fonzie person you keep referring to...
- 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,722 ...is that another doctor?
- 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:31,973 Oh, no, no.
- 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:34,976 Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli.
- 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,437 The Fonz.
- 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:41,191 All right.
- 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:42,943 Soon.
- 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,489 It's not that weird, is it?
- 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,449 It's very weird.
- 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:54,371 I don't want some guy down there telling me I'm "dilated-a-mundo."
- 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:59,584 He doesn't seem to be impersonating Fonzie...
- 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:00,961 What are you doing?
- 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,674 Why are you defending him? Just get me another doctor...
- 00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:07,926 ...who isn't crazy and doesn't Fonzie!
- 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,679 - Again, it's not... - Aah! Aah!
- 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:18,854 Hey, there you are.
- 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:21,523 Um, there's something you should know.
- 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:24,734 Is this about you dating the nurse? Joey told me.
- 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:28,613 I am so fine. You and I, we're just, nothing.
- 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,283 Just goofing around.
- 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:37,998 Um, I was about to tell you I was getting out of it.
- 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:42,085 But, um, if we're just "goofing around," maybe I will go out with him.
- 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,379 Fine. Maybe I will too.
- 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,468 Hey! Look what I found in the gift shop...
- 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:52,971 Oh. Get up! Get up! Get up!
- 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,186 Okay, Pheebs?
- 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,104 This is Dr. Oberman.
- 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,232 He has no strong feelings about Fonzie...
- 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,569 ...or any of the Happy Days gang.
- 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,655 You're going into what grade?
- 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:15,410 I'm actually a first-year resident. I graduated early.
- 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,786 Uh-huh. Me too.
- 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:21,583 Ross, I should have specified I'd need a grown-up doctor.
- 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,044 Really, I'm fully qualified...
- 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:25,295 Shh, Doogie. Shh.
- 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:32,177 Doesn't anybody understand that I'm going to be having babies soon? Huh?
- 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,804 Go, little boy! Go!
- 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,019 Oh, cool. You made him cry!
- 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:50,320 Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
- 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,906 Uh, well, what else could it be?
- 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:55,116 It's kidney stones.
- 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,118 Or...
- 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,912 Kidney stones.
- 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:04,793 You're getting there.
- 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,254 These babies are very, very lucky.
- 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:08,505 They are? Why?
- 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:11,841 They'll be born on the Fonz's half-birthday.
- 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:15,971 Happy birthday.
- 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,473 Just to clarify.
- 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,350 I'm not Fonzie.
- 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,646 Yeah.
- 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:33,488 It's a terrific thing that you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
- 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,365 - I know, it is. - Yeah.
- 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,076 - Can I tell you a secret? - Yeah.
- 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,996 I want to keep one.
- 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:47,877 Oh, I'm going to be on the news.
- 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,882 You've gotta be kidding.
- 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,719 You know you can't keep one of these babies.
- 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,929 Maybe I can. You don't know.
- 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:02,183 I do. Frank and Alice will want to keep all their children.
- 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,811 Maybe not. You know?
- 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,355 Three babies are a handful.
- 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,816 Maybe they'll want to unload one.
- 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:15,572 I hate to miss an opportunity because I didn't ask.
- 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,951 Phoebe, no. This is insane.
- 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,286 Just ask him.
- 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,204 What? Me?
- 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,414 I can't ask him!
- 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,959 Do you know how inappropriate that would be?
- 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,796 All I'm saying is, just talk to Frank.
- 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,298 Just feel him out.
- 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:37,135 No. I will not ask Frank to give you one of his kids.
- 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,096 You're right.
- 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:47,854 Tell him it's for you.
- 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,816 Feeling better, sweetie?
- 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,818 Maybe a little.
- 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,820 Wish you hadn't seen me throw up.
- 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,615 Me too.
- 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,203 Hey. I just heard. What's up?
- 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,288 Kidney stones.
- 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,545 Ordinarily, we try to break the stones up with shock waves.
- 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,131 But they're too close to the bladder.
- 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:19,427 Either we wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra...
- 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,637 Whoa!
- 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,850 No, no, no. Nothing is going "up," okay?
- 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:30,522 "Up" is not an option. What's a urethra?
- 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,566 [MONICA WHISPERS INAUDIBLY]
- 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:34,901 Are you crazy?
- 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,031 Did you ask him?
- 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,158 No, I haven't had a chance yet.
- 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,035 I'm kind of on a clock here.
- 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,578 [DOCTOR LAUGHS]
- 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,498 Oh, Fonzie.
- 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,421 You know who I always liked? Mork.
- 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,592 Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.
- 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,596 Fonzie met Mork.
- 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,765 Mork froze Fonzie.
- 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,935 Yeah...
- 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:10,729 Yes...
- 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,149 ...but Fonzie was already cool.
- 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,236 So he wasn't hurt. Right?
- 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:20,697 Yeah, that's right.
- 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,201 How you doing?
- 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,871 Okay. Doctor says any minute now.
- 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,624 You know, Alice is going to be here so soon.
- 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:36,755 You couldn't just do me a favor and, like, hold them in?
- 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:42,093 Sorry, I'm in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
- 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,722 DAN: Hey, Rachel. RACHEL: Hi!
- 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:49,768 This is Dan, one of the guys we're going out with on Saturday.
- 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,269 Dan, Monica.
- 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,604 Nice to meet you.
- 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,857 Hello, Dan.
- 00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,820 I'm really looking forward to Saturday night. Really! Really!
- 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,283 So Dan...
- 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,494 Nurse, not a doctor, huh?
- 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,662 Kind of girlie, isn't it?
- 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,167 - Chandler. - That's okay.
- 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,086 I'm doing this to get through medical school.
- 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,380 Oh.
- 00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,926 And it didn't feel "girlie" during the Gulf War.
- 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,594 Sure.
- 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,267 Thanks for doing that for us, by the way.
- 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,981 Why wait till Saturday? Are you free tomorrow?
- 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,067 Sure. I'll get somebody to cover me.
- 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,860 Aw, great.
- 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,029 Hey, you and me, Saturday night?
- 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,240 - No. - All right, very good!
- 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,036 This is a big one.
- 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,996 [GRUNTS]
- 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,458 Unh! Get these things out of me!
- 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,671 Breathe! Breathe through the pain.
- 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,884 I want the drugs, Ross!
- 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,762 I do too! I do too!
- 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,597 [ROSS & JOEY YELLING]
- 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,810 Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye.
- 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:15,895 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,023 That was Alice's mom. Alice left five hours ago.
- 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,567 She should be here.
- 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,485 She'll make it on time.
- 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,445 - Yeah. - Yeah.
- 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,573 So Frank...
- 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:30,118 Three babies. Whoo, that just seems like a lot, huh?
- 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,161 Not to me.
- 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,123 Fair enough.
- 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,423 You're at 10 centimeters. Time to start having babies.
- 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,383 I want only the father here.
- 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,011 - We love you. - Good luck.
- 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,680 - Bye, Dan! - Uh, bye, Monica.
- 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,307 [SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
- 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,021 I need a clamp, a sterile towel and Channel 31.
- 00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,230 What is that?
- 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,399 ["HAPPY DAYS" THEME SONG PLAYING ON TV]
- 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,652 Oh, my God!
- 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:08,239 Oh, no, no! It's a good one. Fonzie plays the bongos.
- 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,492 Ready? Time to try pushing.
- 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,578 Ready? Time to try peeing.
- 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:22,086 Wait, wait, wait, wait! It's almost time to try peeing.
- 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,424 DOCTOR: Push. Concentrate on pushing.
- 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,301 I see the head.
- 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,345 Yes, it is a head!
- 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,348 Keep pushing. Come on.
- 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,892 I can't believe somebody's coming out!
- 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,478 There's somebody coming out of you!
- 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,229 It's my son!
- 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,856 DOCTOR: All right.
- 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,274 [BABY CRYING]
- 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,485 Here's your first baby.
- 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,697 Yes!
- 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,699 Yes! We got a baby boy!
- 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,536 Frank Junior, Junior!
- 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,455 How does he look?
- 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,040 So gross!
- 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,504 Okay. You ready to push again?
- 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,048 I already had a baby. Leave me alone.
- 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,593 Come on, you can do it. You can do it.
- 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,929 [PHOEBE AND FRANK GRUNTING]
- 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,769 Yeah!
- 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,106 Little Leslie's here! We got another one!
- 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,485 Oh, my God! I can't believe I have two children.
- 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,405 How scary is that?
- 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:38,579 Come on, little Chandler, it's time to be born.
- 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,541 He's coming! Yes, he's coming!
- 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,459 [CRYING]
- 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,922 Hey, where's his thing?
- 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,678 Chandler's a girl!
- 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,141 Oh, God. Kindergarten flashback.
- 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:03,146 They read the sonogram wrong, because they thought it was a boy.
- 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,440 But Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!
- 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,316 Okay, keep saying it.
- 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,779 - Am I too late? - No, no. Everything's okay.
- 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,407 There's 30 fingers and 30 toes.
- 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,075 We have our babies?
- 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,452 Yeah.
- 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,579 We have our babies.
- 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,095 Oh, my God.
- 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,722 You did it, man.
- 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,892 Would you like to see them?
- 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,522 They're so small.
- 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,907 - I'll call you tomorrow. - Great.
- 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:03,206 Are you really going to date that nurse man?
- 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,417 You and I are just "goofing around."
- 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,253 I thought, why not "goof around" with him?
- 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:16,344 I don't know if you've looked up "goofing around" in the dictionary.
- 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,221 Well, I have...
- 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:22,183 ...and the technical definition is:
- 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:26,729 "Two friends who care a lot about each other...
- 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,274 ...and have amazing sex...
- 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,405 ...and just want to spend more time together."
- 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:41,327 But if you have this new dictionary that gets you mad at me...
- 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,247 ...then we have to get you my original dictionary.
- 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,793 I am so bad at this.
- 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,256 - You're better than you think you are. - Really?
- 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,924 Okay. So if...
- 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,261 - Know when to stop. - I sensed that I should stop.
- 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,931 - So we're okay? - Yeah.
- 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,934 I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not going to happen.
- 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,356 - Don't do the dance. - Right.
- 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,737 You're my favorite.
- 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,949 - Which one do you have? - I don't care.
- 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,660 Hi.
- 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,203 Hey.
- 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:28,082 Frank and Alice want me to tell you they're making phone calls.
- 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,627 Did you talk to them about, you know...
- 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,256 Yeah, um...
- 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,925 No, honey.
- 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,261 Oh, okay.
- 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,140 It was a long shot.
- 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:50,605 You guys? Can I just have a second alone with the babies?
- 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,523 ALL: Yeah.
- 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,630 So here you are.
- 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:20,426 Seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that petri dish.
- 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,477 Everyone said labor was the hardest thing.
- 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,687 But they were wrong. This is.
- 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:38,152 Well, I had the most fun with you guys.
- 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,531 I wish I could take you home and see you every day.
- 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,579 I'll settle for being your favorite aunt.
- 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:54,001 I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me.
- 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,509 Okay, so we're cool.
- 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,637 We're going to be great.
- 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,556 Little high-fives.
- 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,725 Aah, aah, aah.
- 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,278 Well, if you're going to cry...
- 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,797 Phoebe, we are so proud of you. You're amazing!
- 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,132 I know.
- 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,177 Does it hurt as bad as they say?
- 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,471 You won't be able to take it.
- 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:52,685 Now that little Chandler is a girl, what'll they name her?
- 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,437 They'll call her Chandler.
- 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,232 Kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
- 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,901 It works on you.
- 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,160 [English - US - SDH]
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