Эпизод, где все целуются
Описание
Рэйчел возвращается из Греции, рассказывая Россу, что отлично провела время, но на самом деле она в ярости от того, что он бросил её в самолёте. Росс пытается помириться с Эмили, которая отказывается с ним разговаривать. Рэйчел хочет, чтобы Моника принимала все решения, касающиеся её романтических отношений, но в итоге игнорирует её. Вернувшись домой, Монику и Чендлера застают за поцелуями, поэтому Чендлер целует всех девушек, чтобы скрыть свои зарождающиеся отношения. Фиби чувствует себя обделённой вниманием, когда другие подруги без умолку говорят о своей поездке в Лондон. Чувствуя вину за это, компания планирует поездку на выходные в Атлантик-Сити, но как только они собираются уехать, у Фиби отходят воды, поэтому вместо этого они отправляются в больницу.
Субтитры
- 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:08,966 - Cheers. - Cheers.
- 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,595 You look cute in bubbles.
- 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,472 Ahh, you're just all liquored up.
- 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,975 [MONICA LAUGHS]
- 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,184 [KNOCKING]
- 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,437 JOEY: Hey, it's me. I'm coming in.
- 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,946 I've had a very long, hard day.
- 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,073 Want some chicken?
- 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,325 No, thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye.
- 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,705 You sure? Some extra-crispy, dirty rice?
- 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,291 For the last time, no! Get out, Joey!
- 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,876 All right.
- 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,923 Are you okay? He wouldn't leave.
- 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,634 He kept asking me if I wanted chicken.
- 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:54,094 Chicken?
- 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:57,014 I could eat some chicken.
- 00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,975 Hey, Joe!
- 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:06,398 Could I get a, uh, three-piece, some coleslaw, some beans and a Coke?
- 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,942 Aah! Diet Coke.
- 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,361 - Hey. ALL: Hey.
- 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,239 JOEY: Morning, Pheebs. PHOEBE: I have to tell you this story.
- 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,741 I was coming over and this cabdriver...
- 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,034 Was his name Angus?
- 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:01,745 What?
- 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,206 He was a cabdriver we had in London.
- 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,999 Oh. Ha, ha, ha.
- 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,876 All right. Anyway...
- 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,379 What was that pub he took us to?
- 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:11,797 The Wheat Sheaf!
- 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:13,590 And they had that beer...
- 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:16,969 - Boddington's. - Boddington's.
- 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,806 Ooh, uh, Pheebs was going to tell a story.
- 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:23,725 So he had a really funny hat.
- 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,270 I don't want to talk about it.
- 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,857 - Hey. - Hey, Ross!
- 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,025 Boddington's!
- 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,735 Oh, man!
- 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:39,199 I'd walk back to London for another frosty one of those bad boys.
- 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,494 They have them at the British pub by the Trade Center.
- 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,163 Later!
- 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,748 Shouldn't Rachel be back?
- 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,500 Her plane got delayed.
- 00:02:48,751 --> 00:02:50,544 But she should be here by now.
- 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:53,505 So you talked to her? Did she sound mad?
- 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:55,674 No. But she likes me.
- 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,760 You abandoned her on a plane to Greece.
- 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,889 I did not "abandon" Rachel. Okay?
- 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,016 Emily showed up at the airport.
- 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:07,311 I had to go after her. I did what I had to do.
- 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:10,022 She's my wife. Rachel is my wife.
- 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,440 Emily!
- 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:16,028 Emily is my wife.
- 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,572 Man, what is that?
- 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,491 You haven't heard from Emily?
- 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,785 Not since I lost her at the airport.
- 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,038 I can't believe she can outrun you.
- 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,749 Hey! She's fast, okay?
- 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,961 You think you can beat me? Let's go! Outside!
- 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:36,465 Hi!
- 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,175 ALL: Hi! Rachel!
- 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:43,972 Rach, I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry.
- 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,767 Come on. You just did what you had to do.
- 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,102 Hi, Pheebs.
- 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:52,648 That's it? You're not mad? It must've been terrible.
- 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:54,942 Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece!
- 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,863 There was a nice hotel, nice beach, met the nice people.
- 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:02,324 It's not too shabby for Rachel.
- 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:07,037 So, what, that's it?
- 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:11,333 Well, yeah. We're cool. Totally cool.
- 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,835 Thanks, Rach. You're the best.
- 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,380 Oh, no. You're the best.
- 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,467 Oh, I got to go to the flower store.
- 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:24,054 No one will tell me where Emily is...
- 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:28,392 ...so I'm sending 72 long-stemmed, red roses to her parents' house.
- 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,561 One for each day I've known and loved her.
- 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,397 That should get her talking.
- 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:37,985 When you make out the card, be sure to make it out to "Emily."
- 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,409 It's good that you had such a good time in Greece.
- 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:47,786 What?
- 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,707 I didn't have a good time in Greece!
- 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,668 Ross abandoned me!
- 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:59,089 I couldn't get a plane out. I had to stay in their suite!
- 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:04,261 People came up to me going, "Mrs. Geller! Why are you cry?"
- 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,973 I mean, it was so humiliating!
- 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:10,309 I felt like such an idiot!
- 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,811 It's all my fault. You know why?
- 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:16,440 Because I make very bad decisions.
- 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:17,858 Oh, that's not true.
- 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:21,570 Yes, it is true. I went after Ross in stupid London!
- 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,614 London is stupid! Stupid!
- 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,076 I should've never gone to London.
- 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,997 From now on, you make all my decisions for me.
- 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:34,750 Oh, no. I did that for someone once.
- 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,920 I'm not comfortable having that power over someone's life.
- 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,547 I'll do it.
- 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:45,552 Fine. Monica, you are now in charge of my love life.
- 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:48,513 Okay. I got to go to work.
- 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:01,193 And, uh, Rachel, great to have you back.
- 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,324 Pheebs!
- 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,831 Always a pleasure.
- 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,842 Rachel? Sweetie, look.
- 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,512 Here's a cute picture of you and Joey.
- 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,013 He's married.
- 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:33,100 Ross is married. I still can't believe it.
- 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,061 Honey, sweetie, by the edges.
- 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,438 I'll just have to accept it.
- 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,273 I mean, it's my fault.
- 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,943 Edges! Fingers! Smudgy!
- 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,112 Oh, my God!
- 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:53,203 That's okay. I know that you're very upset right now.
- 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,163 I know that wasn't about me.
- 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,499 I bet it was about her a little.
- 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,252 If you'd stop thinking about Ross...
- 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:03,338 ...you'd notice there are great guys everywhere.
- 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,673 Look. Gunther.
- 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,177 He's nice. He's cute.
- 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,721 Yeah. I guess Gunther is...
- 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,974 What about that guy over there?
- 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:18,019 That's the guy you flirted with at the counter.
- 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,314 Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
- 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:22,649 You're going to talk to him.
- 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:26,445 I make your decisions, and I say you're going to talk to him.
- 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,572 All right.
- 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,950 You're the boss. I got to do what you tell me.
- 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:34,411 Say that to him, and you're golden.
- 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,125 - Hey. RACHEL: Hey.
- 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:43,378 Hey, Pheebs. We got our pictures back from London.
- 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,298 Here's all of us at the Tower of London...
- 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,383 Here we all are.
- 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,386 There's Ross and Joey and you and...
- 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:53,972 And me.
- 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:58,059 We've been talking about London too much.
- 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,354 Sorry, it's just because I couldn't be there.
- 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:05,066 All I get to do now is pregnant stuff. It bums me out.
- 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,776 - I'm sorry. - Sorry.
- 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,906 - What happened? - A little of this, a little of that.
- 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,824 I got myself a date tomorrow.
- 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:17,078 See? Didn't I tell you? You're getting over Ross already.
- 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:19,706 Get out.
- 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:36,765 What took so long?
- 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:40,310 I got caught up at work. But I'm quitting tomorrow.
- 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,567 So thanks for having me over.
- 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,279 Rach...
- 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,577 Pheebs...
- 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,087 See you, man.
- 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,883 What the hell was that?
- 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:16,721 Probably some European goodbye thing he picked up in London.
- 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,557 That's not European.
- 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,976 It felt French.
- 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,983 I really had a good time.
- 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,609 Yeah, me too.
- 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:32,904 - So... - So...
- 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:34,239 I guess this is it.
- 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,032 Yeah, um...
- 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,828 - Unless you want to come inside? - Yeah!
- 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:45,250 Oh, uh, wait a minute. You know what? I can't decide this.
- 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,588 Okay. Just hold on a second.
- 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,634 Um, hi.
- 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,094 Hi.
- 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,638 Where's Monica? I have to ask her something.
- 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,265 Doing her laundry.
- 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,100 What's that?
- 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,978 It came in the mail today.
- 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,732 It's 72 long-stemmed, red roses.
- 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,860 One for each day I've known and loved Emily...
- 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,237 ...cut up into mulch.
- 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,991 Honey, that's awful.
- 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,118 It's not so bad.
- 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,704 Monica's going to make potpourri.
- 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:30,211 I think I'm going to go wander out in the rain for a while.
- 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,463 It's not raining.
- 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,215 I can't catch a break.
- 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,887 You're not going anywhere. Sit right here.
- 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:42,223 I'll make you some tea and we'll talk this out.
- 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,558 All right?
- 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,769 Okay.
- 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:48,563 RACHEL: Hey, Dave. - Yeah.
- 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:53,401 Um, I need to take a rain check. My roommate is really sick.
- 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,653 Okay. Bye.
- 00:10:58,407 --> 00:10:59,866 Honey, listen.
- 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,745 I know things seem so bad...
- 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,289 ...and that they won't get any...
- 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,375 Could I talk to you?
- 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,378 I dropped some socks.
- 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:13,672 Yeah.
- 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:25,767 What is the matter with you? Do you want to fall into the trap?
- 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:28,812 You did not drop any socks!
- 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,189 I saw Dave, and he said you blew him off!
- 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,482 You listen to me!
- 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,569 I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross and go get Dave.
- 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:37,946 What are you doing?
- 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:42,158 Well, ultimately I was trying, you know, I wanted...
- 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,620 ...to tell him that I'm still in love with him.
- 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,998 What? You cannot tell him that!
- 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,583 Why? Why not?
- 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,877 People love to hear that!
- 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,589 I make the decisions and I say no!
- 00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:00,427 You know what? No, you don't make my decisions, because...
- 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,095 ...you're fired.
- 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,097 You can't fire me.
- 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:08,852 I make your decisions, and I say I'm not fired. Ha!
- 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,272 Well...
- 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,778 [GASPS]
- 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,992 Rachel! Come on, let me in!
- 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,744 Having some trouble?
- 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,288 Rachel locked the door.
- 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:31,499 I'll kick that door in if you give me some sugar.
- 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,715 Rachel! Let me in!
- 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:47,974 Thank you.
- 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,521 Rachel? Can I talk to you outside for a sec?
- 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,148 No.
- 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,942 We really need to talk.
- 00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,652 Well, then talk.
- 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,946 Okay, I will.
- 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,702 Remember that thing we just discussed that you wanted to do?
- 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,120 Yes.
- 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,497 What thing?
- 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,753 Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons.
- 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,923 Which I think is a really stupid idea.
- 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:23,259 It's dangerous. She won't get what she wants.
- 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,513 And who knows who she might end up hurting?
- 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,231 Monica's right. Swing dancing can be tricky.
- 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,609 I have to use the phone.
- 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:43,780 I got to cancel those five, giant teddy bears I sent to Emily.
- 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,491 My God. Think of the massacre.
- 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:48,785 I'm going to do it.
- 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,829 I know you think I'm crazy.
- 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,165 But before you tell him, try to find one person...
- 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,709 ...who thinks it's a good idea. I bet you can't.
- 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,002 Please?
- 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,548 All right. Fine.
- 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,716 [BANGING]
- 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,929 Joey! I'm in!
- 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,306 JOEY: All right. Good deal.
- 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,898 ALL: Pheebs! Hey!
- 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,361 - Uh, Pheebs? - Yeah?
- 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:27,824 Um, you know how you were saying you didn't get to go to London...
- 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,868 ...and you were feeling left out? - Yeah.
- 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,954 Well, we all felt really bad about that...
- 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:36,624 ...so we decided to take a little trip together.
- 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,002 Oh, that's so nice!
- 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,045 How great! Where's the trip?
- 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,799 Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic...
- 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,009 [GASPS]
- 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,887 ...in Central Park! - Central Park?
- 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,264 All of us. All day.
- 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:52,849 That sucks!
- 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,519 That's not a trip! I just came from there.
- 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,731 What'll we high-five about at the stupid park?
- 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,901 It's right by my house. All right!
- 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,698 I'm going home to bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea.
- 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,951 Hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissy.
- 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,496 I wanted to talk to you about...
- 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,875 ...this whole new European thing you've got going on.
- 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:22,253 And I need to say it makes me very uncomfortable...
- 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,964 ...and I just, you know, just stop it!
- 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,676 Just bringing some culture to the group.
- 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,763 That's fine. Just don't bring it in my mouth.
- 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,265 It makes me want to puke.
- 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,608 Hey, everybody! Pheebs is here!
- 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,696 ALL: Phoebe! Whoo! PHOEBE: Okay. Whoo! Hi!
- 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,660 Pheebs, we decided that the picnic idea was a little...
- 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,245 It didn't have any... Well, it blew.
- 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:03,211 We thought that this afternoon we'd all go away for the whole weekend...
- 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,712 ...to Atlantic City.
- 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:09,384 Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Whose plan was that?
- 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:10,677 Mine!
- 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:11,886 [GASPS]
- 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,555 - Wait. It was my plan. JOEY: No...
- 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,141 ...I said we needed a new plan.
- 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,394 And I came up with Atlantic City.
- 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,604 Which is the new plan.
- 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,193 Why don't we, um, all meet upstairs in an hour?
- 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,695 Okay.
- 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:32,407 I'm going to go pack. I'm going to go pack my ass off.
- 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,244 Let's go.
- 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,997 You know what? I'll meet you in a minute.
- 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,167 Rachel, you didn't find anyone, so you can't tell him.
- 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,503 You know what? That doesn't matter.
- 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:50,425 Do you know how painful it is to tell someone you love them...
- 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,468 ...and not have them say it back?
- 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,264 I don't care.
- 00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,475 Okay...
- 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,811 I can't watch.
- 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,119 What you reading?
- 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,413 Paper.
- 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,498 Yeah? What's it about?
- 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,170 The events from around the globe.
- 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,505 Okay...
- 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:35,011 Uh, there's something I have to talk to you about.
- 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,888 Everyone's saying I shouldn't.
- 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,016 But I think they're wrong. People can be wrong.
- 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,934 Once at work...
- 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,729 ...I thought carbon dating is fossilized...
- 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,732 I'm really trying to tell you something here.
- 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,026 Yeah...
- 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,527 Go ahead.
- 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,239 I think I'm just going to say it.
- 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,908 I'm just going to say it.
- 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,702 Uh...
- 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,087 I'm still in love with you, Ross.
- 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,974 Wow, uh...
- 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,976 Huh. I'm...
- 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,938 Wow. I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
- 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,898 [LAUGHING]
- 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,364 What? Was that a joke? Because it's mean.
- 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,327 I'm so dead serious.
- 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,412 I'm totally serious.
- 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,956 Why are you laughing?
- 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,585 Because I just heard it!
- 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,879 I heard it! And it's ridiculous!
- 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,256 I mean...
- 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,715 You're married!
- 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,426 You're married, and it's just ridiculous.
- 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:01,180 When I said it, I sort of floated up out of my body.
- 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:06,144 And then I heard myself say it, and then the floating Rachel...
- 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:12,275 I was like, "You are such an idiot!"
- 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,948 - Well, I am married. RACHEL: I know.
- 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,743 Though I haven't spoken to her since the wedding.
- 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,457 I'm sorry. That's not funny.
- 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,920 Actually, it kind of is.
- 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,717 My wife won't return my calls.
- 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,264 I don't know where my wife is.
- 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,729 "Hey, Ross! Where's the missus?" "Don't know!"
- 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,357 Oh, God.
- 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:56,652 Okay.
- 00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:00,448 You know what? Could you forget I told you this?
- 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,243 Well, I kind of have to.
- 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,287 Because the thing is...
- 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:10,249 The thing is, you know, that you're married to Emily.
- 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,921 That is what the thing is.
- 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,843 Oh, God.
- 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:26,015 Things won't be weird between us, right? Was that stupid?
- 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,350 Me telling you that?
- 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,977 No, no. I'm glad you did.
- 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,314 If nothing else...
- 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,776 ...it's always great when someone tells you they love you.
- 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,237 That's what I said!
- 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:45,618 - Thank you for being so nice. ROSS: No. Thank you for...
- 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,955 Thank you.
- 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,501 - Okay, let's go! - Yeah, Atlantic City!
- 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,127 ROSS: Come on!
- 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,296 Atlantic City, baby!
- 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,299 Let's roll some bones. Hey, Joey!
- 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,093 High-five for rolling bones.
- 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,386 - Ow! - Ow!
- 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,388 Oh.
- 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,722 Ooh!
- 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,100 Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking.
- 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,310 Oh, my God. Your water broke.
- 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,396 Oh! Okay!
- 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,148 Well, don't worry. I call shotgun.
- 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,528 Pheebs, we have to take you to the hospital now.
- 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,407 Pheebs, the babies are coming now.
- 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,159 Honey! High-five! The babies are coming!
- 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,703 ALL: Whoo!
- 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,205 Remember when my water broke?
- 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,707 [ALL CHEERING]
- 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,380 Phoebe's going to have her babies.
- 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,882 I know. It's beautiful and amazing.
- 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:53,144 I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left the room.
- 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:56,564 It's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
- 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,275 Do you know anything about women?
- 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,569 No.
- 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,362 - It's all right. - Okay.
- 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,328 [English - US - SDH]
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