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Эпизод со свадьбой Росса, Часть 1
The One with Ross's Wedding, Part 1
Сезон: 04Серия: 23
Описание
Все, кроме Рэйчел и Фиби, летят в Лондон на свадьбу Росса и Эмили. Джои смущает Чендлера во время осмотра достопримечательностей Лондона. Росс и Эмили в шоке от того, что их свадебный зал сносят. Моника предлагает отложить свадьбу, что приводит Росса в ярость. Вернувшись в Нью-Йорк, Фиби рассказывает Рэйчел о том, что та все еще любит Росса, что побуждает Рэйчел отправиться в Лондон и остановить свадьбу, признавшись Россу в своих чувствах. Позже Росс и Моника удивляют Эмили, превратив частично разрушенную церковь в подходящее место для свадьбы. Джои начинает скучать по дому, но подружка невесты подбадривает его. Фиби неоднократно звонит в Лондон, чтобы убедить компанию остановить Рэйчел. Увидев Росса и Эмили вместе, Рэйчел не может сказать Россу правду. Моника и Чендлер спят вместе, скрывая это от остальных. У алтаря Росс произносит имя Рэйчел вместо Эмили.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:04,628 You guys, hurry up. The flight leaves in four hours.
- 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:07,506 There could be traffic. The plane could leave early.
- 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:11,510 When we get to London, there could be a line at customs. Come on.
- 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:16,598 Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica.
- 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:22,312 Passport, check. Camera, check. Traveler's checks, check.
- 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,815 -Who are you saying "check" to? MONICA: Myself.
- 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,608 For remembering to pack the thing.
- 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:28,652 You know, you do a good thing, you get a check.
- 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:29,987 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:33,824 My mom does it. I never realized it eas weird.
- 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:37,286 Hey, my mom used to put her head in the oven, so....
- 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:40,789 Actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty eeird.
- 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:44,668 -Hey. MONICA: Hey.
- 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,253 Hey. Are you ready yet?
- 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,757 -Yep. You got the tickets? -Oh, got them right here. Check.
- 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:54,303 It's all London, baby. Here we go.
- 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,182 You got your passport?
- 00:00:58,683 --> 00:01:02,394 Yeah, in my third drawer of my dresser. You don't wanna lose that.
- 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,026 -Oh. -There it is.
- 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:01,161 Okay, if you need the vacuum, it's in my closet on the left side.
- 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:03,705 The garbage bags are next to the refrigerator.
- 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,500 But Rachel's gonna be here too. Can't I just ask her?
- 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,961 Heh. Yeah, okay. Give that a try.
- 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:11,880 -All right, let's do it. -Woohoo.
- 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,216 -Yeah. Cheerio. -London, baby.
- 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,928 -Because that's not gonna get annoying. -London, baby!
- 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,141 -Oh, you knoe ehat? I was wrong. JOEY: Ha, ha.
- 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,601 Well, we're all here. I guess we should get going.
- 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:27,062 Oh, I eanna come over there and give you a hug...
- 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,940 ...and wish you luck on your wedding, but I can't get up.
- 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:33,735 -Oh, I'll come hug you. -Great, can you bring me the neespaper?
- 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,445 Yeah.
- 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,781 PHOEBE: Have a great eedding. Oh. -Thanks.
- 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:40,117 -Hey, Chandler, I wanna hug you too. -Hey.
- 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:44,413 And you might as well bring me my book. It's on the counter in your apartment.
- 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:46,665 Oh.
- 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,211 -So we're off. -Have fun.
- 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:52,880 ROSS: Thanks. -Oh.
- 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,716 Oh. I can't believe you're not gonna be there.
- 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:56,925 Oh, I knoe.
- 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:59,678 -So come. Why don't you come? -What?
- 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:03,140 To London. Come to London. Please? It would mean so much to me.
- 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,517 Yeah, well, I gotta work. I'm sorry.
- 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:10,647 -Why can't you take a couple of days off? -Because I can't. I told you. No, I can't.
- 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,024 This is my eedding.
- 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:16,737 All right, you knoe ehat? Now we are late. Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:21,491 Fine, you'll eatch it on video when we get back.
- 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,704 Here you go, Phoebe. Here you go, Phoebo, Phoobala, Phobayboo.
- 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:26,955 [PHOEBE GIGGLES]
- 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:28,874 [CHANDLER CHUCKLES]
- 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,501 You. Ha, ha.
- 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,463 All right, let's go. Bye, Pheebs.
- 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,340 PHOEBE: Bye. JOEY: Bye, Pheebs.
- 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,009 Mwah. Goodbye. Mwah.
- 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,636 MONICA: Bye. -Safe flight.
- 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,554 JOEY: London, baby.
- 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:47,893 -Oh, God. -Oh. Do you need a hug?
- 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,563 You don't have to bring me anything.
- 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,665 All right, Chandler, do something.
- 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:15,212 -Come on, do something. -I am. I'm ignoring you.
- 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,756 JOEY: Okay, I'm gonna be the on-camera guy. All right.
- 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:22,761 First stop, Westminster Abbey.
- 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,807 -Oh, what the hell is that? -That's London, baby.
- 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,850 All right, the hotel's here.
- 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:31,603 Wait. No, we eanna go....
- 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,524 No.
- 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,234 I know.
- 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,861 I'm gonna have to go into the map.
- 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:48,662 Okay, if you see a little version of me in there, kill it.
- 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,372 I got it.
- 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,749 Here ee go.
- 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:58,005 Okay, listen, listen, we're not gonna have to ealk this way the entire time, are we?
- 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,464 Shh.
- 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,175 Oh, man, you made me lose it.
- 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,933 EMILY: And that was all before 1 0:00.
- 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,395 The caterer rang to say it's gonna be chicken Kiev instead of tarragon.
- 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,856 The florist phoned to say there aren't any tulips.
- 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,525 Oh, and then the cellist has carpal tunnel syndrome--
- 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,736 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Emily, honey. Okay?
- 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:23,113 -Well, up yours too. ROSS: What?
- 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,783 -No, no. That's "time-out." -Sorry.
- 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:30,829 Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everything's gonna be great, okay?
- 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,789 Come on, come on.
- 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,544 -Chicken Kiev? ROSS: Mm-hm.
- 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,255 Doesn't that sound delicious at the last minute?
- 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,632 I know, but something like salmon would just--
- 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,093 It would be so much more elegant than chicken.
- 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:48,263 And you wouldn't have to eorry about the salmonella.
- 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:50,432 Oh.
- 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,851 I can't wait to see where you're getting married.
- 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,438 Yes. This place is beautiful. Emily's parents got married here.
- 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,690 I still can't believe they're tearing it doen.
- 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,360 It really is the most lovely building you'll ever see.
- 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:02,944 I mean, it's over--
- 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,616 Oh, my God.
- 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,619 It's nice.
- 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,788 [EMILY GASPING]
- 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:22,005 Oh. Oh, my God.
- 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,424 Hoe can this be happening? What are we gonna do?
- 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:26,510 Everything's gonna be all right.
- 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:29,971 -Hoe is it gonna be all right? -Uh-huh, I see that.
- 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,308 Okay, I talked to the guy and found out what happened.
- 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,811 ROSS & EMILY: What? -They tore it doen a few days early.
- 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,817 JOEY: All right.
- 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:44,027 Westminster Abbey.
- 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,780 Hands down, best abbey I ever seen.
- 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,366 Hey.
- 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,826 Okay.
- 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,036 What do you think of the abbey, Chandler?
- 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:57,040 Oh, I think it's great. They're thinking of changing the name.
- 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,419 -Really? To what? -To "Put the Camera Away."
- 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,464 Man, you are Westminster Crabby.
- 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,180 [GRUNTS]
- 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:15,559 -Honey, don't get up. What do you need? -Oh, no. Oh, nothing.
- 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:18,937 Come on. I'm here to take care of you. What do you need? Anything.
- 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,981 Okay, I have a eedgie.
- 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,943 Okay, that is all you.
- 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:30,157 So, ehat do you want for lunch?
- 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:32,367 Oh, I don't knoe.
- 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:35,829 -I guess we have to eat. -Yeah, I do.
- 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:38,623 What's the matter?
- 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,626 I'm just bummed the way I left things eith Ross.
- 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,087 I wish I didn't lie to him about having to work.
- 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,672 He seemed so mad at me.
- 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,593 Ah, don't be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was--
- 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,679 -Still in love with? -Yeah.
- 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,264 I'm not in love with Ross.
- 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:56,099 Oh.
- 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,228 No, no. Good.
- 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:01,980 Yeah, me neither.
- 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:06,193 Phoebe, I'm not going to Ross' eedding, because he's my ex-boyfriend...
- 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,154 ...and that eould be really uncomfortable.
- 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:13,658 Not because I'm still in love with him. Hey, I like Ross as much as the next guy.
- 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:17,454 You know, clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love.
- 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,790 You know, I mean, do I still have loving feelings for Ross?
- 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,709 Yeah.
- 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,754 I have continuing feelings of love.
- 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,548 But that doesn't mean that I'm still in love with him.
- 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:32,469 You know, I mean, I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him.
- 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:33,929 [GASPS]
- 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,766 Oh, my God. Oh, my--
- 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,851 Why didn't you tell me?
- 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,813 -We thought you knew. -We?
- 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:47,067 Yeah, we all know. We talk about it all the time.
- 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,529 You all know? Does Ross know?
- 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:53,657 Oh, no. Ross doesn't know anything.
- 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:55,700 Oh. I cannot believe you didn't tell me.
- 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,703 Because we thought you knew. It's so obvious.
- 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,706 God, it would be like, you know, telling Monica:
- 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:04,209 "Hey," you know, "you like things clean."
- 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,256 Hi.
- 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,675 So, ehat are you fine gentlemen in the market for?
- 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:16,471 -We've got scarves, souvenir postcards. -Check this out, huh?
- 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,390 Oh, yeah.
- 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,850 That's the stuff. What do you think?
- 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:24,396 Well, I'm not gonna have to buy that "I'm with stupid" T-shirt anymore.
- 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,941 Well, I like it. Here you go.
- 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:31,861 You're not really gonna buy that. Don't you think you've embarrassed me enough?
- 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,488 Oh, I embarrass you?
- 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,700 Hoe can I answer that when I'm pretending I don't knoe you?
- 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,495 He's just jealous. You'll fit right in. All Londoners eear them.
- 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:44,833 Oh, really? Then how come no one here anywhere is wearing one?
- 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,252 They're all tourists.
- 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:51,423 All right, look, if you insist on wearing that in public, you knoe...
- 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:55,176 ...you're gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.
- 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:56,970 JOEY: Oh, yeah?
- 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:04,311 If you're gonna make me choose between you and the hat, I choose the hat.
- 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:05,520 -Good choice. -Thanks.
- 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,731 Okay, look. All right, that's it, okay?
- 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:11,192 I'm out of here. I'm not gonna be embarrassed anymore.
- 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:22,495 -Hello? -Hey.
- 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,706 I just spoke to your dad, and you know what?
- 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,083 He thinks ee'll be able to find a new place.
- 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:30,003 -We don't have to. -What, you found a place?
- 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,423 No, but Monica and I eere talking...
- 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,760 ...and I was so upset about the hall being knocked doen...
- 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,971 ...and she suggested that ee just put the eedding off for a bit.
- 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,935 -She said what? -She said if I'm not happy...
- 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:49,981 ...getting married somewhere we can find in a day, eell, we should just postpone it.
- 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,399 [SCOFFS]
- 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,361 Postpone it? Heh.
- 00:10:56,072 --> 00:11:00,325 Emily, do you think Monica realizes how much our parents spent on this wedding?
- 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:05,038 Huh? Do you think my sister's teeny, tiny little brain comprehends...
- 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,624 ...that people took time out of their lives...
- 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,710 ...to fly thousands of miles to be here? Huh?
- 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,049 This isn't right.
- 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:19,469 I realize that people are gonna be disappointed.
- 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,679 [ROSS SCOFFS]
- 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,014 But they'll come back when we can do it right.
- 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:26,685 Well, I can't ask people to do that. Would you ask people to do that?
- 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,436 Don't you point your pants at me.
- 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,981 We have no choice.
- 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:35,068 Anywhere that's half-decent will have been booked months ago.
- 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,779 Ross, don't you understand? This is our wedding.
- 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,865 The only thing I understand is postponing it is not an option.
- 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,659 This is when we're getting married.
- 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,954 -What are you saying, it's noe or never? -No, I'm saying it's now.
- 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,540 -Or? -There's no "or" in mine.
- 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,625 What is erong with these pants?
- 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,797 It's not the pants. It's you who's backwards.
- 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,134 And if you don't understand hoe important this is to me...
- 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,594 ...perhaps ee shouldn't be getting married at all.
- 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:04,013 Emily, no. Wait, stop. Emily, please--
- 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,348 [SCREAMS]
- 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,817 -Hey. -Hi.
- 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,112 So did shopping help you feel any better about Ross?
- 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,157 Manhattan does not have enough stores.
- 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,952 Well, I think I can help you get over him.
- 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,454 -You can? -Yeah.
- 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:30,206 I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross...
- 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:33,084 ...and, um, a small piece of chocolate...
- 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,253 ...and a glass of tepid water.
- 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:39,674 Ooh. Is this one of those things where you throw stuff in a bag with graveyard dirt...
- 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,885 ...and hang it from a north-facing tree?
- 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:44,637 Uh, only if you have the hiccups too.
- 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,517 The pictures are for you. The chocolate and eater's for me.
- 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,519 I just didn't feel like getting up.
- 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,648 Okay. I'm gonna shoe you a picture of Ross, okay...
- 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:59,194 ...and you're going to remember all the bad things about him, all right?
- 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,821 -Really focus on his flaes. -I can do that.
- 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:04,532 Certainly did that while we eere going out. Heh.
- 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,867 Okay. Mm.
- 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:09,370 Before we get started, I just eanna say, for the record, I love Ross.
- 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:11,289 I think he's such a great guy.
- 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,338 Okay. Now close your eyes.
- 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,674 -And imagine that you're eith Ross. -Mm-hm.
- 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:24,677 -Okay, and imagine that you're kissing him. -Mm-hm.
- 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,889 You're running your hands all over his body.
- 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,600 And then you run your hands through his hair...
- 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,813 ...but, oh, ew, gross, it's some kind of grease, it's-- Ugh.
- 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,065 Ah?
- 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,068 I don't know.
- 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,987 I don't know, his hair never bothered me that much.
- 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:46,825 And you knoe, it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.
- 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:50,036 Okay. This is gonna be harder than I thought.
- 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,206 Um, ahem. Let's try some aversion therapy.
- 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,958 -Okay. All right. -Okay? All right.
- 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,417 -Look at the picture. -Okay.
- 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,419 All right, and, um....
- 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,548 Oe!
- 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,972 -Okay. How do you feel now? -Well, I like you less.
- 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:25,113 -Hey. -Hey.
- 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,620 -Oh. Sorry. -No, no, you know what? I'm sorry.
- 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,039 I shouldn't have said you were embarrassing me.
- 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,499 That really wasn't cool.
- 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:40,795 And if it makes you feel any better, I've had a really lousy day.
- 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,381 Me too.
- 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,258 -Yeah? -No!
- 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,678 I had the best day ever.
- 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,682 Dude, check this out.
- 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,892 [KNOCKING]
- 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,268 -Hey. -Shh, shh, shh.
- 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,230 Say hi to my friend and tell him you like my hat.
- 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,442 -Okay, so, what's your friend's name? -Oh. Chandler.
- 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,693 Hi, Chandler.
- 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,653 That's-- That's--
- 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,156 -Oh, my God. -That's Fergie, baby!
- 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:14,329 Joey says you don't really like his hat, but I think it's kind of dashing.
- 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,289 When did you--? How--?
- 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,167 I was trying to figure out hoe to get to Buckingham Palace.
- 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,710 So I'm in my map and--
- 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,046 Hey.
- 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,505 MONICA: Hey. -Hey.
- 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,758 I understand you had a little talk with Emily.
- 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,594 Ha, ha. Yes, I did.
- 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,305 And you are welcome.
- 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,266 Am I?
- 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,811 And was it your idea to postpone the eedding?
- 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:41,606 Um....
- 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,525 -I'm gonna go to the bathroom. -Wait up.
- 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:50,531 Hey, hey, since you're the fix-it lady, here's a pickle:
- 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:54,953 What do you do when the bride says she doesn't wanna have the eedding at all?
- 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,246 -She said that? -Yeah.
- 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,831 -Why? -I don't know.
- 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:02,710 I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone...
- 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,004 ...and she, like, flipped out.
- 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:08,591 Oh, my God. You're even dumber than I am.
- 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,719 Excuse me?
- 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,889 Ross, hoe long have you been planning this wedding?
- 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,182 I don't know. A month?
- 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,769 Emily has probably been planning it since she was 5.
- 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,439 Ever since the first time she took a pilloecase and hung it off her head.
- 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,276 That's what ee did.
- 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:30,697 We dreamed about the perfect eedding.
- 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,574 In the perfect place.
- 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,911 [IN STRAINED VOICE] With the perfect four-tiered wedding cake.
- 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,539 With the little people on top.
- 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,926 But the most important part...
- 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,679 ...is that we had the perfect guy...
- 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,766 ...who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
- 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,937 I had no idea.
- 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:08,026 That pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing The Flying Nun.
- 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,155 Sometimes ee were.
- 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,742 Come on.
- 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,785 You gotta help me figure out what to do.
- 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:18,995 -Okay? -All right.
- 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,580 Come on.
- 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,211 -Whoa. Pretty intense, huh? -Yeah.
- 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:32,425 I hope Ross didn't think we went in there because ee were uncomfortable out here.
- 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,224 I hope he did.
- 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,190 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,318 -Hello? -Hey, Pheebs, it's Joey.
- 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,862 Hey, Joey. Hey. Ooh, ooh.
- 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,865 I just sae someone that looks just like you on the subway.
- 00:17:56,033 --> 00:18:00,495 I was gonna go over and say hi, but then I figured he doesn't care he looks like you.
- 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,540 That just cost me 4 bucks.
- 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:08,544 I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing.
- 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,797 They're having a great time with Aunt Phoebe.
- 00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:13,382 Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful at all.
- 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,593 So do you miss me?
- 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,596 Kind of, but I've just been having way too much fun.
- 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,264 Oh, so you're not homesick yet?
- 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,893 No, I don't think so.
- 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,395 All right, well, the seven of us miss you.
- 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,318 -Who's seven? -Well, you know, me, Rachel...
- 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,861 ...the birds, the babies.
- 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,697 Aw, the babies miss me?
- 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,449 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,494 -Ooh, pizza guy's here. -What? You ordered pizza without me?
- 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:46,165 Yeah, but ee were thinking about you. We ordered the Joey Special.
- 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,000 Teo pizzas?
- 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:53,798 -Yeah. Okay, gotta go. Talk to you later. -Wait, wait. Where did you get it from?
- 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,050 [DIAL TONE DRONES]
- 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,683 [ON TV] where everybody knows your name
- 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,397 And they're always glad you came
- 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:15,528 You wanna be where you can see The troubles are all the same
- 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:19,532 You wanna be where everybody knows your name
- 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:28,332 -Monica, ehy have you brought me here? -You'll see.
- 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,460 I tell you, this wedding is not gonna happen.
- 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,839 Oh, Ross.
- 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:41,512 Okay? But imagine a lot more lights, okay, and, you knoe, feeer bricks...
- 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,598 ...and flowers and candles.
- 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,601 MONICA: Okay, and the musicians, they can go over here, okay?
- 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,061 And the chairs, they can face this way and--
- 00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,230 You go.
- 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,817 But if you don't love this, then we'll do it any other place...
- 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,027 ...any other time.
- 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,447 Really, it's fine. Whatever you want.
- 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,742 It's perfect.
- 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:07,163 -And, I don't know, if it starts to rain-- -Well, then we'll get wet.
- 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,293 Aw.
- 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,962 I don't even have a date.
- 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,133 RACHEL: Pheebs? -Yeah?
- 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,344 RACHEL: Do you remember where the duck food is?
- 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,263 Yeah, it's in the guys' apartment, under the sink. Why?
- 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,474 Because I'm going to London.
- 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,893 What? What do you mean, you're going to London?
- 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,020 Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him.
- 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:34,815 Noe, honey, you take care, and you don't have those babies till I get back. Mwah.
- 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,735 Rachel, you can't go. Ross loves Emily.
- 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,988 I know, I know, I know he does, but I have to tell him hoe I feel.
- 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:45,451 He deserves to have all of the information. Then he can make an informed decision.
- 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,829 That's not why you're going. You're going because you hope he'll say:
- 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:52,792 "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget about that British chippie."
- 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,211 Do you think he eill?
- 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:59,173 No, because he's in love with the British chippie.
- 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:04,720 Look, Rachel, if you go, you're just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding.
- 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,515 You know? It's too late. You missed your chance.
- 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,476 I'm sorry. I knoe this must be really hard.
- 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,146 But it's over.
- 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,524 [SIGHS]
- 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,945 You know what? No. It's not over until someone says "l do."
- 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,699 I do. I do! I do!
- 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,034 [SIGHS]
- 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,036 [GROANS]
- 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,791 Yeah, like I can really chase you. I'm carrying a litter.
- 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,509 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
- 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,001 [English - US - SDH]
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