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The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Сезон: 04Серия: 22
Описание
Рэйчел и Моника устраивают вечеринку в честь будущего ребенка для Фиби, которая страдает от сильных перепадов настроения и впадает в депрессию из-за необходимости расстаться с малышами после их рождения. Тем временем Росс выбирает Джои, а не Чендлера, в качестве своего шафера, но Джои случайно теряет обручальное кольцо после мальчишника Росса, на котором присутствует стриптизерша. Затем мужчины обнаруживают, что утка проглотила кольцо, и отвозят ее к ветеринару. Кольцо успешно находят, и Росс в конечном итоге решает сделать Чендлера и Джои своими шаферами.
Субтитры
- 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:09,717 That eas the 10th time I've peed since I've been here.
- 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:12,970 It's also, like, the 10th time you've told us. Ha, ha.
- 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,514 Yeah, oh, I'm sorry, it must be hard to hear.
- 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,766 I'll tell you, it's easier having babies playing...
- 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:21,311 ..."Bring in 'da Noise, Bring in 'da Funk" on your bladder.
- 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,982 I am so sick of being pregnant.
- 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:27,276 The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee...
- 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:30,571 ...which of course is decaf because, oh, I'm pregnant. Heh.
- 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,783 Pheebs, you want a cookie?
- 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,996 Thank you so much.
- 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:44,460 So, uh, Pheebs, honey, hoe are those mood seings coming?
- 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,212 I haven't really had any yet.
- 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:41,934 -Hey, guys. BOTH: Hey.
- 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,978 All right. Here's the ring.
- 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:48,232 Yes, yes. A thousand times, yes.
- 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:52,111 So, uh, any ideas for the bachelor party?
- 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,612 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,406 Before you start handing out rings and planning bachelor parties...
- 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:59,409 ...don't you have to decide who your best man's gonna be?
- 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:02,371 Oh, it's awkward. It's aekward, it's awkeard.
- 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,457 I sort of already asked Chandler.
- 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:09,002 What? He got to do it at your first eedding.
- 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:12,422 Joey, I figured you'd understand. I've known him a lot longer.
- 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:16,635 Come on, Ross. I don't have any brothers. I'm never gonna get to be a best man.
- 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,595 You can be the best man when I get married.
- 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,558 I'm never gonna get to be a best man.
- 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,102 Wait, wait.
- 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:29,356 So you get to be my best man twice, and I don't get to be yours at all?
- 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:34,444 Oh, no. Yeah, of course, you can be my best man.
- 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,867 What about me? You just said I could.
- 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,702 I'm not even getting married!
- 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:45,038 Okay, this is a question for science-fiction eriters.
- 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,040 I can't believe you're not picking me.
- 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,793 -Hey, hoe could it not be me? -I'm not even--
- 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:52,087 -I'm not even-- -All right, you knoe ehat? That's it.
- 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:55,174 From now on, Joey I eant you to be my best man.
- 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:58,844 Yes. Shame about you, though.
- 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,684 -Stop it. -What?
- 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:07,811 One of the babies is kicking.
- 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:10,564 -I thought that was a good thing. -It's not kicking me.
- 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,191 It's kicking one of the other babies.
- 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,570 Oh. Don't make me come in there!
- 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,531 -Hey. MONICA: Hey.
- 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,658 Do you guys have, like, a big boel I can borrow?
- 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,744 Yeah, there's one right under the cabinet.
- 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,412 -Thanks. -Why do you need it?
- 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,873 Oh, we're having a party tomorrow night. Later.
- 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,667 Hey, hey. Are you planning on inviting us?
- 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:33,212 No. No, no. Later.
- 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:36,048 Hey, get your ass back here, Tribbiani!
- 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:40,969 Hormones.
- 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,263 What Phoebe meant was...
- 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,724 ...hoe come you're having a party and ee're not invited?
- 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,101 Oh. It's Ross' bachelor party.
- 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,312 -So? -Are you bachelors?
- 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:54,274 -No. -Are you strippers?
- 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:58,445 -No. -Then you're not invited.
- 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:02,032 All right, fine. You're not invited to the party that we're gonna have either.
- 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,451 Oh, what party?
- 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,204 Well, um....
- 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,539 The baby shoeer for Phoebe.
- 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:10,749 Baby shower?
- 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:14,878 Wow. That so doesn't sound like something I eant to do. Later.
- 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,174 I can't believe I'm going to have a party!
- 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:22,594 Ha, ha. That's so great. A party!
- 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,638 Yay! Ha, ha.
- 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,184 [CRYING]
- 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,063 -I don't know why. -Oh.
- 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:37,359 This is what I got going for the party so far liquor-eise.
- 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,153 -Get a lot of liquor. -Great. Great.
- 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:44,324 Okay, now, uh, in terms of the invite list, obviously I got you, me and Chandler.
- 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:47,828 And I'm invite Gunther because, well, ee've been talking pretty loud.
- 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,496 I'll be there.
- 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,249 Oh, listen. I know it's your party...
- 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,669 ...but I'd really like to limit the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.
- 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:59,006 Yeah. Tell you what. Let's not invite any anthropologists, okay?
- 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:01,800 Just the dinosaur dudes.
- 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:07,556 Okay, we'll need a six-pack of Zima.
- 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,600 Hey, guys, what are you doing?
- 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:15,063 Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
- 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,649 Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the last one.
- 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:21,236 I don't think it's gonna be that difficult, considering this one eon't take place...
- 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,947 ...in the basement of a Pizza Hut. Heh.
- 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,074 Oh, I'm Ross, I'm Ross.
- 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:28,785 I'm too good for the Hut. I'm too good for the Hut.
- 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:33,206 Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Uh, everything so far sounds great, Joey.
- 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:35,334 Just remember, keep it on the melloe side, okay?
- 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,586 Just a couple guys hanging out playing poker.
- 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,297 -No strippers or anything, okay? -You got it.
- 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,549 -Okay, see you later. -Yeah.
- 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:46,595 Ha, ha. Have fun planning your melloe party.
- 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,056 There's gonna be strippers there.
- 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:51,558 He didn't say anything about no strippers.
- 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:57,564 -He just said, "No strippers." -Oh. I chose not to hear that.
- 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:02,736 Look ehat I got, look what I got, look ehat I got.
- 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:05,906 RACHEL: Oh.
- 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,160 Can you believe they made these for little people?
- 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,371 Aw. Little Village People.
- 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:19,461 Aw, okay. Look at this one. This is my favorite.
- 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,963 Oh, that is so sweet.
- 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:25,133 Phoebe's gonna love dressing them in these.
- 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:30,680 Huh. Except, uh, Phoebe's not gonna be the one who gets to dress them.
- 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,810 I guess she's not gonna get to keep the babies.
- 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:39,272 Oh, my God, we are throwing the most depressing baby shower.
- 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,607 [GASPS]
- 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,777 Wait a minute. Unless we give her all gifts that she can use...
- 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:47,823 ...after she's done being pregnant. Like, um, regular coffee. Tequila.
- 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:51,034 Oh, and somebody can get her those leather pants she's always wanted.
- 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,786 Oh, she's gonna love that.
- 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:54,538 What the hell is this?
- 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,458 You actually thought it'd make me feel better?
- 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:02,087 To give me something I can't even use for another two months?
- 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,880 This sucks! Oh!
- 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,135 All right, what's my next present?
- 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:10,554 [ALL CHATTERING]
- 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,474 Hey, listen, man, about the stripper....
- 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,143 -Yeah? -Good call.
- 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,148 A little announcement. A little announcement.
- 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:25,777 I've decided that my best man is my best friend Gunther.
- 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,240 What's my last name?
- 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,076 Central Perk?
- 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,539 GUNTHER: Thanks for not marrying Rachel.
- 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:40,876 Oh, hey, Gunther. Don't forget your shirt.
- 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:43,128 Hey. Hey, what are those?
- 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,755 Little party favors. Check it out.
- 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:47,841 Wow, yeah.
- 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,051 Oh, oh, oh!
- 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:51,720 Aw.
- 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,055 Okay, little announcement.
- 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:58,059 Just eant everybody to know the position of my best man is still open.
- 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:02,272 And, uh, you knoe, so is the position of the bride.
- 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:04,900 Great.
- 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:08,570 Smooth, man. Yeah. You got some chili on your neck.
- 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:15,702 Well, I just want to say thanks, everyone. This was great.
- 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,413 Okay? And hey, I'll see you guys Monday morning.
- 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,585 -Thanks, Joey. -Oh, hey. Don't forget your shirt.
- 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:24,961 Oh, thanks.
- 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:30,884 Ahem. Okay. Hey, museum geeks. Party's over.
- 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:34,513 Okay, wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go.
- 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,974 Back to your parents' basement. All right.
- 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,897 Come on, boys, come on out. Here you go.
- 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,942 Oh. Look at the birdies.
- 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,735 -Are those yours? -Yeah.
- 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:51,738 Wow, I didn't know they let you keep chickens and ducks as pets?
- 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,533 Oh, yeah, yeah. And I got the duck totally trained too.
- 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,619 Watch this. Stare at the eall.
- 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,372 Hardly move.
- 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,208 Be white.
- 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,379 You are really good at that.
- 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,673 -Oh. -So I had fun tonight.
- 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,841 You throw one hell of a party.
- 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,927 Thanks, thanks. Yeah, it was great meeting you.
- 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:18,974 And listen, if any of my friends ever get married or have a birthday or a Tuesday....
- 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:21,476 -Yeah, that'd be great. -Okay. Ha, ha.
- 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:25,063 So, I guess, um, good night.
- 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,775 Oh, unless you, uh-- Unless you want to hang around.
- 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:32,487 -Yeah? -Yeah. I'll let you play with my duck.
- 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,864 [QUACKING]
- 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,668 Hey....
- 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,047 Stripper.
- 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,981 The stripper stole the ring!
- 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,943 Chandler, get up, get up! The stripper stole the ring!
- 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,070 -What? -The ring is gone!
- 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:19,117 Oh. Okay, just, like, give me a minute to eake up for this.
- 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,577 [LAUGHING]
- 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,706 You lost the ring. You're the worst best man ever.
- 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:28,043 Dude, this isn't funny. What am I gonna do?
- 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,170 I go to sleep last night, everything's cool.
- 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,381 I wake up this morning, the stripper's gone, and the ring is gone!
- 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,508 -You slept with the stripper? -Of course!
- 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,471 Hi, guys.
- 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,057 BOTH: Hi, Phoebe.
- 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:47,395 Ahem. I wanted to apologize if I, you know, seemed a tad edgy yesterday...
- 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,230 ...at my shower.
- 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,399 You know, it's just the hormones. You know?
- 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,985 -No, we-- Hormones. Yeah. -Hormones.
- 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,238 Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you. It was just-- It eas so sweet.
- 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,991 -Oh, okay. PHOEBE: So sweet.
- 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,746 RACHEL: Yeah. -Wow, you seem to be doing much better.
- 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,208 -That's great. How are things going? -Good.
- 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,711 No, but-- Okay, it feels like everything's been about me lately.
- 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:13,463 So, ehat's happening with you?
- 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:18,259 Oh. Well, actually, we eere just talking about me not going to Ross' wedding.
- 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,969 -Oh. -It just might be too hard...
- 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,555 ...given the history and all that.
- 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:26,893 Wow, this reminds me of the time when I was, um, living on the street.
- 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:30,897 And this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.
- 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,777 Well, hoe is this like that?
- 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:40,031 Well, let's see. It's not really like that.
- 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,826 Because, you see, that eas an actual problem.
- 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:46,454 And, uh, yours is just, like, a bunch of high-school crap...
- 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:49,332 ...that nobody really gives-- Yeah.
- 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,673 Well, I'm sorry. I just thought--
- 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,008 All right, here come the waterworks.
- 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,512 Oh. I don't knoe ehat I'm gonna do.
- 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,181 I called the company that sent her, and they don't care.
- 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,434 And I called 91 1 and they yelled at me.
- 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,519 If this isn't an emergency, then what is?
- 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,815 -Hey, guys. BOTH: Hey.
- 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,902 I just wanted to thank you for last night. What a great party.
- 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,821 And the guys from work had a blast.
- 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,074 You know, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before.
- 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:27,287 Yeah, and another one had never been to a party before, so....
- 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,458 So, uh, hey, that wedding ring, huh?
- 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,211 -Man, that is nice. -Yeah. Yeah, right?
- 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:38,882 Yeah, I was thinking I might pick one of those babies up for myself.
- 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,760 Where might one get one of those?
- 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:46,097 That ring, when my grandmother first came to this country...
- 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:50,560 ...that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had eith her.
- 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:57,108 So you might say that the ring is irreplaceable.
- 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:01,196 Oh, absolutely. It's been in my family for generations.
- 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:05,366 And every bride who's worn it has lived a long and happy life.
- 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:09,245 So you might say it's a magic ring.
- 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,999 [BOTH LAUGHING]
- 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,377 Yeah, the stripper stole it.
- 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,964 My ring? My wedding ring?
- 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,843 The stripper stole my wedding ring?
- 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,262 Hoe? Hoe could this happen?
- 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:30,642 Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey, Joey, why don't you be my best man."
- 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,730 All right, all right. Fine. I'm gonna call the cops.
- 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,317 Dude, I screeed up. You don't have to turn me in.
- 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:43,488 -Not on you, on the stripper. -Oh, yeah, well, I already did that.
- 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,075 They said they're gonna look into it right after they solve all the murders....
- 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,203 Okay, we'll call the company that sent her.
- 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,538 I did that too.
- 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,623 They wouldn't give me her name or number.
- 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,042 They said if I bother them again, they'd call the police.
- 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,254 I said, "You talk to the police, you tell them I'm missing a ring."
- 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,675 So, ehat, Joey? What are you telling me? That there's nothing ee can do?
- 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:09,138 -Hoe could this happen? -Look, Ross, I am so, so sorry.
- 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:15,353 Well, what if we just, uh, called her...
- 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,523 ...used a fake name and had her come to my office?
- 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:22,360 Oh, that sounds like fun, but we got a ring to find!
- 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,077 Here's your tea, Phoebe.
- 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,085 Mm. It's so good.
- 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,546 Oh, thanks. That's sweet.
- 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,674 -Good. -So glad you like it.
- 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,259 -Oh. BOTH: What?
- 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,261 What? She made the tea.
- 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,473 No, I think I just had a contraction.
- 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,683 -You what? -My God.
- 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,144 Yeah, I thought I felt one a couple minutes ago.
- 00:14:56,312 --> 00:15:00,189 -And now I know that definitely was one. -Well, you can't have the baby here!
- 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,901 I haven't sterilized the apartment since the guys moved out!
- 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,527 It's okay. We're gonna be okay.
- 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:08,948 You know what? It's okay. I'm gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets.
- 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,243 Oe, it's all right. It's probably false labor.
- 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,746 They said that, that can happen near the end. So just--
- 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,706 -Somebody get the book. -Rachel, get the book.
- 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:20,418 The book. Okay. Okay. Here.
- 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,254 -The Bible? -I don't know!
- 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,261 All right. Okay, okay. This is great.
- 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,597 Uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk.
- 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,267 And when she comes in, hopefully she won't recognize you because--
- 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,061 Well, why would she?
- 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,022 Uh, okay. And then you buzz Ross and I.
- 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:45,026 You be Mr. Gonzales, and I'll be Mr. Wong.
- 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,071 Diverse.
- 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,572 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,742 STRIPPER: Anybody call for security?
- 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,787 You be cool.
- 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,504 Okay. Which one of you guys is Gunther Central Perk?
- 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,465 Hey, Joey.
- 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,678 Where's my ring? My dead grandmother's wedding ring! Where is it? Where is it?
- 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,431 Way to be cool, man.
- 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,934 -What's he talking about? -Oh!
- 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,436 There was a ring in a box on my nightstand.
- 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,230 After you left, it was gone.
- 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,524 Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?
- 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,025 [IN UNISON] Yeah.
- 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,488 We know you took it! So just save yourself the time and confess.
- 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,407 Okay, Who are you, the Hardy Boys?
- 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:33,700 [BOTH SCOFFING]
- 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,371 I don't need to steal some stupid ring.
- 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:41,082 I make $1 ,600 a week doing ehat I do.
- 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,167 Any of you guys make that?
- 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,586 Marry me.
- 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,802 I don't get it. It was in my room all night. If she didn't take it...
- 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,305 ...and I didn't take it and you didn't take it. Then who did?
- 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,890 [DUCK QUACKING]
- 00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,810 Shh. We're trying to think.
- 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,452 I still don't get hoe you know when it's false labor.
- 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,120 Well, do you see any babies?
- 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:24,959 -Hoe do you feel? -Okay, I guess. I mean....
- 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:27,211 I don't know.
- 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,506 I guess I know it's going to be over soon so....
- 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,091 But isn't that a good thing?
- 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:37,180 -I mean, you said you eere sick of this. -I know.
- 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:40,141 It's just usually, ehen you're done with the pregnant thing...
- 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,685 ...then you get to do the mom thing.
- 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:49,484 I'm gonna be, you know, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking tequila.
- 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,863 Some moms do that.
- 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,074 Yeah, that's even sadder.
- 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:01,788 Look, I knoe ehat I got myself into, you know?
- 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:06,375 It's just that now that they're in me, it's like--
- 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,420 It's like I know them, you knoe, and....
- 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,926 It just not gonna be easy when, you know, these little babies have to go away.
- 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,637 Oh. I knoe, sweetie.
- 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,056 But it's not like you're not gonna have anything.
- 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,225 I mean, you're gonna have nieces and nephews.
- 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,935 In some ways, that's even better.
- 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,021 -Yeah, okay. -No, really.
- 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,439 Really, Pheebs.
- 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:32,026 I mean, you're not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college.
- 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,779 Or yelling at them when they're bad.
- 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,823 You know? Or deciding to put them on Ritalin...
- 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,699 ...when they just won't calm doen.
- 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:40,701 You know?
- 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,830 You're gonna be the one they come to when they run away from home.
- 00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,790 And the one they talk to about sex.
- 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,167 You just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe.
- 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,588 Cool Aunt Phoebe.
- 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,382 I am pretty cool.
- 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,050 Oh.
- 00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:00,680 Yeah, and you knoe ehat else? Oh, my God, are they going to love you.
- 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,891 -They are going to love me. -Oh!
- 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,395 -Thanks, you guys. Again. BOTH: Aw.
- 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,981 Oh, sweetie.
- 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,110 -Thanks. Oh! BOTH: What? Oh, God.
- 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,778 Just kidding.
- 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,197 - Ah! -Oh, my God.
- 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,283 Got you again. You're so easy.
- 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:28,583 -If anything should happen to him-- -Joey, the vet said it's a simple procedure.
- 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,503 So? Things can go wrong. You don't knoe. What if he doesn't make it?
- 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:35,590 -He will, Joe. -Yeah, but ehat if he doesn't?
- 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,884 He's such a good duck.
- 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,342 I'm so worried about him.
- 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,720 -Somebody lose a ring? - Aah!
- 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:26,307 Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you so much. Aah!
- 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,395 Hoe's the duck?
- 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,481 He's doing just fine. You'll see him in a bit.
- 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,107 -Oh. -Great.
- 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,027 Oh, hey, listen, Ross, thanks for being so cool about this.
- 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,279 -No, that's all right. -No, it's not.
- 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:43,783 I mean, you made me your best man and I totally let you down.
- 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,285 -Hey, come on. It's not your fault. -Yeah, it is.
- 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,746 You wouldn't have lost the ring, right?
- 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,624 You know what? Ross, you were right from the start.
- 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,918 -He should be your best man. -No, you should.
- 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,045 -Look, don't argue with me. -Hey, hey, hey.
- 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,047 I get to choose my best man.
- 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,592 I want both you guys.
- 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,887 BOTH: Really?
- 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,724 Both you guys should be up there with me.
- 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,393 I mean, you two are my--
- 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,356 I mean, I'm lucky to have just one good--
- 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,068 Well, thanks, man.
- 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,281 [SOBBING] I got to go check something, okay?
- 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,871 -What a baby. -Total wuss.
- 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,749 [English - US - SDH]
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