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Эпизод с приглашениями
The One with the Invitation
Сезон: 04Серия: 21
Описание
Беременная Фиби расстроена тем, что не сможет присутствовать на свадьбе Росса и Эмили в Лондоне. Тем временем Росс удивляет Эмили, приглашая Рейчел, что заставляет его вспомнить об их совместной жизни. Рейчел обдумывает приглашение, вспоминая также свои отношения с Россом. Она приходит к выводу, что ей будет слишком тяжело присутствовать на свадьбе, и в итоге решает остаться с Фиби в Нью-Йорке. Этот эпизод представляет собой подборку лучших моментов, включающую множество кадров из отношений Росса и Рейчел до этого эпизода.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:06,547 It seems like all of a sudden, so much is happening.
- 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:09,174 I know. Ross is getting married.
- 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:12,261 Phoebe's making people.
- 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:15,264 -Everybody's doing stuff. -We just sit here.
- 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:17,975 If I died, the only way people would know I eas here...
- 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,686 ...would be by the ass print on this chair.
- 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:25,024 Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge.
- 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:26,358 [JOEY CLICKS FINGERS]
- 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,027 We could climb Mount Everest.
- 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,739 No, no. Not something stupid. Something huge.
- 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:34,199 No, no, no. I sae an ad for this video.
- 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:37,077 People climb that thing every day. We could totally do that.
- 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,081 Why not? I mean, it's just climbing.
- 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,833 It's just steep.
- 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,043 Yeah.
- 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:48,255 We're going to Everest. Okay? It'd be nice to leave an ass print on Everest.
- 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:50,466 -Hey. JOEY: Hey.
- 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,718 -What's up? -We're gonna climb Mount Everest.
- 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,553 -Yeah, baby. -Really?
- 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,513 I looked into that.
- 00:00:56,765 --> 00:01:02,186 Yeah, but, I mean, it costs like $60,000, and, you knoe, you could die. And....
- 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,188 And you would die.
- 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,191 Oh, well.
- 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,735 We could get that Everest video.
- 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:13,530 Yeah, we could do that without, you know, risking our lives at all.
- 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,409 While ee're doen at the video store, we could rent Die Hard.
- 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,538 Oh. You knoe ehat? I just remembered.
- 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,666 That Everest thing is only available through mail order.
- 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:25,918 Oh, well.
- 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,420 So you guys will stay here and hang out with me?
- 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,547 JOEY: Yeah. Yeah. CHANDLER: Yeah.
- 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,675 But I'll tell you, one of these days...
- 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:37,096 ...we're gonna get off our butts and rent Die Hard again.
- 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,889 Yeah, we are.
- 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:31,817 So, ehat did we decide? Does your uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
- 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:34,027 Oh, God. Nobody likes him.
- 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:38,323 And he's so cheap. He'd never fly to London in a million years.
- 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,700 Yeah, invite him.
- 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:43,537 Hey, did I do these neat enough?
- 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,707 -Yeah, they're fine. -Yeah?
- 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,543 If anyone asks, we'll say that Ben addressed them.
- 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,088 Oh. So you invited Rachel then?
- 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:54,840 Sure, why not?
- 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,717 -Really? -Yeah.
- 00:02:56,885 --> 00:03:01,555 Well, I don't think I'd be comfortable having any of my old lovers there.
- 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,808 Wait, wait, wait. Do you think we shouldn't invite her?
- 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,811 Oh, no, no, Ross, you know I absolutely adore Rachel.
- 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,857 It's just that, well, I thought it might be a bit awkward for you.
- 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,526 But it's absolutely your decision.
- 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,445 -More tea? -Yeah, sure.
- 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,073 -Earl Grey? -Huh?
- 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,159 Fine, yeah, invite ehoever you eant.
- 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:32,336 I don't want to be single, okay? I just want to be married again.
- 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,635 And I just want a million dollars.
- 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,179 Rachel?
- 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:45,390 -Oh, God, Monica. Hi. Thank God. MONICA: Hi.
- 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:50,896 Okay. Everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.
- 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:53,857 This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe...
- 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,150 ...and Joey.
- 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,194 -Do you remember my brother, Ross? -Sure.
- 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,488 -Hey. Oh, God. RACHEL: Hi.
- 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,075 You know, back in high school...
- 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:06,703 ...I had a, um, major crush on you.
- 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,499 -I knew. -You did? Oh, okay.
- 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,544 I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky brother.
- 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,381 -I did. -Oh.
- 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,759 Listen, do you think--?
- 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:24,554 And try not to let my intense vulnerability become a factor here.
- 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:29,518 Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime maybe?
- 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,561 Yeah.
- 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,772 Maybe.
- 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,108 Okay.
- 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,235 Okay, maybe I eill.
- 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,531 See, I see, uh...
- 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,992 ...big passion in your future.
- 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,994 -Really? -I do.
- 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:50,914 Oh, Ross, you're so great. Aw....
- 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,171 [GRUNTS]
- 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,467 It's never gonna happen.
- 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,179 Okay, I have a question.
- 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,767 Well, uh, actually, it's not so much a question...
- 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,478 ...as more of a general wondering...
- 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,106 ...ment.
- 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,899 -Okay. -Okay.
- 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,151 [ROSS LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
- 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:23,905 Um, eell, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um....
- 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,491 -Oh.... -Yes. Yes. That's--
- 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:29,036 -Look at that little kitty. -That's right.
- 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:30,954 -What? -That little kitty.
- 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,414 [CAT SCREECHES AND ROSS YELLS]
- 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,459 ALL [SINGING]: Top of the world looking
- 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,252 Down on creation
- 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:42,924 And the only explanation I can find
- 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:48,055 Listen, missy, if you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it.
- 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,143 Yes.
- 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,228 -Did you see that? -You were incredible.
- 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,023 A brand-new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
- 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:00,650 Thank you. I could not have done this without you.
- 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,242 Okay, um.... Uh....
- 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,036 More clothes in the dryer?
- 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:13,205 -Oh. -Oh!
- 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:14,664 I'm fine. I'm fine.
- 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,542 You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
- 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,878 -What? -I was doing great with Julie...
- 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,463 ...before I found out about you.
- 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:23,757 I was doing great before I found out about you.
- 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:26,176 You think it's easy for me to see you eith Julie?
- 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,221 Well, the point is I don't need this right now.
- 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,139 Okay? It's too late.
- 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:34,309 I'm eith somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
- 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,978 All right, fine. Go ahead and do that, all right, Ross?
- 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,522 I don't need your stupid ship.
- 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,524 ROSS: Good. RACHEL: Good.
- 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:44,778 Oh!
- 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,029 [EXHALES SHARPLY]
- 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,824 [SOBBING]
- 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,005 Oh.
- 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:32,284 Do you realize this is the first time I'm doing something I care about?
- 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,537 This is the first time I'm doing something I'm actually good at.
- 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,164 If you don't get that--
- 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:39,958 I get that. I get that bigtime. And I'm happy for you...
- 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,502 ...but I'm tired of having a relationship with your anseering machine.
- 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,297 -I don't know what to do anymore. -Well, neither do l.
- 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:46,965 Is this about Mark?
- 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,842 [EXHALES SHARPLY]
- 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,719 -Oh, my God. -Okay, it's not.
- 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,262 Oh, my God.
- 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,724 I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross.
- 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,643 No. You're making this too hard.
- 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,979 I'm making this too hard? What do you eant me to do?
- 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:05,108 I don't know. I don't know. Look, maybe we should just take a break.
- 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,278 You're right. Let's take a break. Let's cool off, okay?
- 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:11,156 Let's get some frozen yogurt or something.
- 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,908 RACHEL: No.
- 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,660 A break from us.
- 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:24,252 -Do I know why we're rushing? -You know the girlfriend I told you about?
- 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,380 It turns out that she, uh, eants to get back together with me.
- 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,632 Oh, I found it!
- 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,967 -That's so great for you guys. -Yeah.
- 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:35,388 -Good luck with your girlfriend. -Oh, thank you-- Ah, hey.
- 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,098 [ROSS LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
- 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,811 Rachel!
- 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,980 RACHEL: Hi. Oh....
- 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,192 -You got my message? -You are right on time.
- 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:49,861 So, ehat do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
- 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,613 Yes, you can very much.
- 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,032 Ah!
- 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,327 -I want you to leave. Get out. -No. No.
- 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,371 I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
- 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,873 All right. How was she?
- 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,291 Oh-oh.
- 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,005 -What? -Was she good?
- 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,257 Don't anseer that.
- 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:16,012 You said you eanted to talk about it. Let's talk about it. Hoe eas she?
- 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,265 She was....
- 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:20,183 - Awful. -She was not good, not good.
- 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,143 Nothing compared to you.
- 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,020 She was different.
- 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,605 -Ooh! -Oh-oh.
- 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,733 Good different?
- 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,070 Nobody likes change.
- 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,364 Oh! Just stop.
- 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,699 [BOTH MUTTERING]
- 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,951 The way you owned up to everything...
- 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:42,539 ...it just shoeed me how much you've grown, you know?
- 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,334 I mean, my mom never thought this would work out.
- 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,544 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:51,256 She was all, "Once a cheater, always a cheater."
- 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:53,508 ROSS: Mm-hm.
- 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,051 Oh....
- 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,680 I just wish we hadn't lost those four months.
- 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:03,685 But if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective....
- 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,524 We eere on a break!
- 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,870 You seem to really like her.
- 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:25,832 Yeah, but ehat am I gonna do? We agreed it was gonna be a two-week thing.
- 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,792 You know? No commitment.
- 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:33,131 Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends...
- 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,800 ...asking to hear stories about you...
- 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,678 ...looking through Monica's photo albums.
- 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,973 I mean, you don't do that if you're just in it for teo weeks.
- 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,267 You think? Heh.
- 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:48,563 You've got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport.
- 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,107 And you're sitting here in a halleay...
- 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,653 ...with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.
- 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,283 -Yeah, you're right. -Yeah.
- 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,047 Oh, this is so amazing.
- 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,966 I can't believe my brother's getting married, and in London.
- 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,219 It's so romantic.
- 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:22,555 Hey, pretty smart.
- 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,848 Tissue paper.
- 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,518 You're at the wedding. You have to cry.
- 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,145 Handkerchief? No, I got my invitation.
- 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,108 Oh, look, isn't this adorable?
- 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:36,111 Ross let Ben address mine.
- 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:37,987 -Hello. JOEY: Hey.
- 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,197 MONICA: Hey. PHOEBE: Hey.
- 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,950 Hey, did you get your invitation to Ross' eedding?
- 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,077 No.
- 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:48,206 Don't worry, man, I get to bring a guest. We'll show him.
- 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,375 I'm so jealous you're all going.
- 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,753 I can't believe I never knew you can't fly in your third trimester.
- 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,213 CHANDLER: I never knew that. MONICA: I didn't, either.
- 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,965 I knew that.
- 00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:00,218 So didn't know that. But you should see your faces.
- 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,095 [JOEY LAUGHING]
- 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,055 -Hi, guys. What's up? CHANDLER: Hey.
- 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,932 We're hanging out.
- 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,274 What's this? Is this Ross' wedding invitation?
- 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,027 Maybe that's the one we should have actually hidden.
- 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,865 Oh, no. No, you guys, come on. You don't have to do that.
- 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,908 I'm happy for him.
- 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,828 I am. I really-- I'm-- I'm ha--
- 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,663 I'll work on it.
- 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:30,665 I'm sorry, honey.
- 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,917 RACHEL: Mm.
- 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,628 Rach, you're going to come though, aren't you?
- 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,423 Oh, honey, I don't knoe. I....
- 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:42,260 This isn't one of those "If she doesn't come, we don't come"?
- 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,054 Because I already bought my ticket....
- 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:51,352 You know what eould be real weird? If you weren't there.
- 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:56,357 -Just say you'll think about it, okay? -No, I'll think about it. Yeah.
- 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,279 -Who's this from? -That's Ross'.
- 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,530 Oh.
- 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,824 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,329 Oh, my God.
- 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,664 He remembered.
- 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,082 Remembered what?
- 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:17,295 It was like months ago. We eere walking by this antique store.
- 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:21,049 I sae this pin, and I told him it eas just like one my grandmother had...
- 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,635 ...when I eas a little girl. Oh.
- 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,137 I can't believe he remembered.
- 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,806 This must have cost him a fortune.
- 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,182 I can't believe he did this.
- 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,101 Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol...
- 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,396 ...and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
- 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,690 What did you just say?
- 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,241 [STUTTERING]
- 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,913 Oh, my God.
- 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,291 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving.
- 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,547 Oh, my God.
- 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,967 -We eere in school together. -We haven't seen each other since then.
- 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,595 Well, I land in China. Guess who's in charge of the dig?
- 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,972 Julie!
- 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,016 Julie! Isn't that great?
- 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:17,188 Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
- 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,318 Oh, that is so sweet.
- 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,572 No-- Heh.
- 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,782 No-- Okay. No, you hang up.
- 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,952 No, you-- Okay. Okay.
- 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,997 One, two, three.
- 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,500 You didn't hang up either.
- 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,003 -She didn't hang up. -She didn't hang up either.
- 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,883 Okay, no.
- 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,301 No, you hang up.
- 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:49,012 You. You. Y--
- 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,308 [PHONE BEEPS]
- 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,143 Ross, hi.
- 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,145 It's Rachel.
- 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:01,190 I'm just calling to say that, um, everything's fine.
- 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,651 And I'm really happy for you...
- 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,070 ...and your cat.
- 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,784 So obviously, I am over you.
- 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,121 I am over you.
- 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:20,376 And that, my friend, is what they call closure.
- 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,923 Rach, I got a message from you.
- 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,592 Oh, my God, no. Hang up the phone. Give me the phone.
- 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:32,138 Give me the phone, give me the phone. Give me the phone!
- 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,729 You're over me?
- 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,731 Oh, God.
- 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,150 -What--? You're, uh...? -Oh, God.
- 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,443 You're over me?
- 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:50,323 RACHEL: Oh, my God. -When were you...
- 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,200 ...under me?
- 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,621 Basically, ahem...
- 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,123 ...lately, I've, uh....
- 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,461 Ahem. I've sort of had feelings for you.
- 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,672 Okay, I need to lie down.
- 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,675 He broke up eith Julie.
- 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,134 [JOEY CHUCKLES]
- 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,262 Well, go hug her, for God's sakes.
- 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,975 -Really? -Really.
- 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,144 It's always been you, Rach.
- 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,105 Oh, God.
- 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,820 BOTH: Oh....
- 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,949 Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
- 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,368 Oh, that's okay.
- 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,371 -You're worth the wait. -Oh.
- 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,790 And I don't just mean tonight.
- 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,709 [CHRIS ISAAK'S "WICKED GAME" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
- 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:48,297 I never dreamed That I'd meet somebody like you
- 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:54,762 I never dreamed That I'd lose somebody like you
- 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,055 [ROSS GRUNTING]
- 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,100 [RACHEL LAUGHS]
- 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:05,398 No, I don't want to fall in love
- 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,985 RACHEL: Oh, God!
- 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,446 Oh. Honey.
- 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,239 Oh, that's okay.
- 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,243 Oh, no, you just rolled over the juice box.
- 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,249 Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel...
- 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,501 ...about me and the girl from the copy place.
- 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,420 I'm sorry.
- 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,589 Was I not supposed to?
- 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,097 You're the one who ended it.
- 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:42,310 Yeah, because I eas mad at you. Not because I stopped loving you.
- 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,645 You still love me?
- 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,522 No.
- 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:52,445 What does this mean? What do you--? I mean, do you want to get back together?
- 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,156 No. Maybe.
- 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,617 -I don't-- I don't knoe. -What?
- 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,826 [SIGHS]
- 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,870 I just-- I feel....
- 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:14,383 I can't believe I even thought of getting back together with you. We are so over.
- 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,135 [IMITATES CRYING]
- 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,512 Fine by me!
- 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,725 And, hey, just so you knoe, it's not that common...
- 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:26,604 ...it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!
- 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,440 I knew it!
- 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,038 JUDY [ON TV]: Rachel's coming up. Doesn't she look pretty, Jack?
- 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,833 Oh, my God.
- 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,752 -This is us getting ready for the prom. -Oh!
- 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,004 You know what? We don't have to watch this.
- 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,714 CHANDLER: Yeah, ee do. MONICA: Come on.
- 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:54,924 Fun.
- 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,300 JUDY [ON TV]: Get a shot of Monica.
- 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,177 JACK [ON TV]: wait, how do you zoom out?
- 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,513 There she is.
- 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,809 Shut up. The camera adds 1 0 pounds.
- 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,687 Huh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
- 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,690 MONICA [ON TV]: Dad, turn it off.
- 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,191 JACK: It is off. RACHEL: Yeah.
- 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,943 JACK: Right, Ross?
- 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,406 [ROSS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
- 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:20,783 Looking good, Mr. Kotter.
- 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,123 l can't go to my own prom without a date. I can't. It's too late.
- 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:30,626 If you're not going, then I don't wanna go either.
- 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,837 I have a wonderful idea.
- 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,298 You should take Rachel to the prom.
- 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,258 We've seen enough. Let's turn it off.
- 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,553 PHOEBE: I eant to see. -Fine, I'm not going to eatch, all right?
- 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,846 JACK [ON TV]: Come on, kid. Let's go.
- 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,765 JUDY: Are you handsome.
- 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,601 JACK: Let's show them.
- 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,316 -Okay, Dad. -Rachel, ready or not.
- 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,651 Here comes your knight in shining--
- 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:56,944 Oh, no.
- 00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:01,908 MONICA: Bye. Don't wait up. RACHEL: Okay, Chip, let's go.
- 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,827 JUDY: Oh, dear.
- 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,662 Jack, how do I turn this off?
- 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,042 I can't believe you did that.
- 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,586 Yeah, well....
- 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,439 See? He's her lobster.
- 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,159 No.
- 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,162 -You're really not going? -Yeah.
- 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,748 It's just going to be too hard.
- 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,376 You know, I mean...
- 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,419 ...it's Ross.
- 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,714 Hoe can I watch him get married?
- 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,302 You know? It's just for the best, you knoe? It is.
- 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,305 Plus somebody's got to stay here eith Phoebe.
- 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:09,308 She's going to be pretty big by then...
- 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,520 ...and she'll need someone to help her tie her shoes.
- 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,940 Drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labor.
- 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,484 You don't have a car.
- 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,153 -And your license expired. -I know.
- 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,616 Yeah. See, there's so much to do, and I have so little time to do it in.
- 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,457 Check this out.
- 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,128 It says there's a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums.
- 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,214 "It's almost as good as being there."
- 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:44,135 It's better. You can't go to a museum in your underwear.
- 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,555 Well, you could, but probably just the one time.
- 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,809 I bet we could get videos of all the sights...
- 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,604 ...get a VCR in our hotel room, we'd never even have to go outside.
- 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,190 If we do that, we've got to rent Die Hard.
- 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,070 Oh-ho, I bet the British version is good.
- 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,287 [English - US - SDH]
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