Эпизод со свадебными платьями
Описание
Чендлер, раздраженный громким храпом Джоуи, отводит его в клинику сна, где тот знакомится с привлекательной женщиной, у которой тоже проблемы со сном. Моника и Фиби забирают свадебное платье Эмили из свадебного салона. Моника примеряет его и отказывается снимать. Она даже надевает платье дома, когда занимается домашними делами. Затем появляется Фиби в арендованном свадебном платье, и обе девушки весь день жалко разыгрывают роли невест. Рейчел, с трудом смиряясь с помолвкой Росса и Эмили, шокирует Джошуа, предложив им пожениться. Затем Рейчел оставляет Джошуа голосовое сообщение, объясняя, что она просто расстроена из-за помолвки и не ожидает увидеть его снова. Моника и Фиби пытаются подбодрить Рейчел, предлагая ей надеть старое свадебное платье, но неожиданно появляется Джошуа. Увидев ее в свадебном платье, он молчаливо расстается с ней, убегая навсегда.
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,462 [JOEY SNORING]
- 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,804 Are you kidding me?
- 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,141 Joey?
- 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:21,645 Joey? Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey!
- 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:24,898 Joey. Joey. Joey.
- 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,484 Joey, Joey!
- 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,030 Yeah.
- 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,162 [JOEY SNORING]
- 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:45,044 Oh. Oh, did I wake you?
- 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:41,433 Gunther, could I get another cup of coffee?
- 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:46,980 So, uh, what do you do when you're not working here?
- 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:50,651 -You don't need to fill these silences. -Okay, thanks.
- 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,988 Chandler, that's your fourth cup of coffee.
- 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:58,909 I'm drinking lots because I'm exhausted because Joey started snoring.
- 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,245 He's in a different room. He's that loud?
- 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:02,704 Oh, you should hear me.
- 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,751 It's not something to be proud of. Go to a sleep clinic.
- 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:10,587 I told you, I'm not going to any clinic.
- 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:13,340 I don't have a problem. You're the one with the problem.
- 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:17,553 You should go to a "Quit-being- a-baby-and-leave-me-alone" clinic.
- 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,721 -They don't have those. -Yeah, they do.
- 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,224 Quit being a baby and leave me alone!
- 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,810 There, you just had your first class.
- 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:28,230 I used to go out eith this guy that eas a light sleeper.
- 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:30,524 And whenever I'd snore, he'd roll me over--
- 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,734 Oh, yeah.
- 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:38,323 He'd roll me over, and I'd stop snoring.
- 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:41,243 Next time you snore, I'm rolling you over!
- 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,663 I gotta do what I gotta do. You gotta do what you gotta do.
- 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,958 -Hey, guys. -Hey.
- 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,127 [JOEY HUMS WEDDING MARCH]
- 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:53,589 Oh, the Olympics!
- 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,926 -Have you picked a date? -Huh? Oh.
- 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:59,094 No. Not yet.
- 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,638 I still can not believe you're engaged.
- 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:06,435 Just because it's happening so fast. Not because you're a loser.
- 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:10,606 Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?
- 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:12,774 Mm, she's upstairs not doing the dishes.
- 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,152 And I'll tell you, I'm not doing them this time.
- 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,071 I don't care if those dishes sit until they're covered--
- 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,199 I'll do them when I get home.
- 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:22,910 Yeah. Oh, hey.
- 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,495 Um, Emily found this wedding dress in London--
- 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,497 -Already? -Yeah, but it didn't fit.
- 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:31,084 Luckily, there's a store here with one left in her size.
- 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:32,628 But I'm the groom--
- 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,713 -I'll pick it up for you. -Thank you.
- 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:38,133 She's got you running errands, picking up wedding dresses....
- 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,719 Ha-ha-ha. Wah-pah!
- 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:45,474 What's "wah-pah"?
- 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,476 You know. Whipped.
- 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,519 Wah-pah!
- 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:54,483 That's not whipped. Whipped is:
- 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,151 [MIMICS WHIP-CRACK]
- 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,613 That's what I did.
- 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,323 Wah-pah!
- 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:04,660 You can't do anything!
- 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:15,837 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:20,842 RACHEL: Hey, Mon.
- 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:23,595 -I was just doing these dishes. Oh-- -Hey.
- 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,390 -Hi. -Do you, uh, have a minute?
- 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:30,227 Yeah, I was just about to take a break anyway.
- 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,689 So listen, uh...
- 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:37,067 ...I know you and I haven't had a chance to talk...
- 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:40,195 ...since, uh, Emily and I decided to get married.
- 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,990 And I eas just wondering hoe you were.
- 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:44,616 Ahem. Oh.
- 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:49,329 If you were getting married, heh, I would feel kind of....
- 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,709 -You know? -Yeah, yeah.
- 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:57,838 It def-- Uh, it definitely took me by surprise. But, you knoe...
- 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,299 ...uh, I'm okay.
- 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:01,883 -Yeah? -Yeah.
- 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,802 I just wanted to check.
- 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,555 Oh, that's seeet. Thank you. Oh, ha, ha.
- 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:08,890 -You're great. -Hmm.
- 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:12,477 And I knoe someday this will happen for you too.
- 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,481 -You just hang in there. - Ahem.
- 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,900 Uh, heh.
- 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:20,694 "Hang in there"?
- 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,612 Oh, no, I didn't mean--
- 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:27,242 You haven't heard of a serious relationship called "me and Joshua"?
- 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,913 Oh. I thought you had just been on four dates.
- 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:35,375 I didn't realize that had become anything.
- 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:38,503 Oh, yeah. Oh, no, it has become.
- 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:41,840 Yeah. Oh, no, those were four great dates.
- 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,259 -Oh. Yeah? -Oh, yeah.
- 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:47,179 I mean, and the connection! I mean, you know.
- 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,849 Emotionally, mentally. You knoe?
- 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,726 Physically.
- 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:56,605 -Wow. That's incredible. -I know, isn't it?
- 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,400 I'm right there with Joshua. You are right there with Emily.
- 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:03,779 And it's kind of like it's a tie.
- 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,868 I gotta get back to my dishes.
- 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,037 -I gotta get to eork. -Oh, yeah.
- 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:13,789 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,461 You know what eould make me happy?
- 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,338 Oh, yeah, no, what's that?
- 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:25,550 If the four of us could all, you know, hang out together.
- 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,719 Emily's coming into town this weekend.
- 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,806 Why don't, uh, ee all have dinner Sunday night?
- 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,892 -That eould be great! -Yeah?
- 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,812 -All right. It's a date! -Right. Yeah.
- 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:39,272 "Hang in there." You hang in there.
- 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,108 [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
- 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,985 -Did you say something? -No, just singing.
- 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:45,904 [HUMMING]
- 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,578 Oh, my God!
- 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,372 [GASPING]
- 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,542 Oh, look at this one!
- 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:02,170 -It's so beautiful. -Yeah. Oof.
- 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,589 About half of these will end up getting divorced.
- 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,343 May I help you ladies?
- 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,012 Yes, um, I'm here to pick up a dress on hold.
- 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:12,597 What's the name?
- 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,684 -Emily Waltham. -Oh, yes, I have it right here.
- 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,356 [PHOEBE & MONICA GASPING]
- 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,359 Would you like to try it on, Miss Waltham?
- 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,695 [LAUGHING]
- 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:29,948 Okay.
- 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:40,333 You're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen.
- 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,086 I am, aren't I?
- 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,214 Miss Waltham?
- 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:48,467 -Yes? -We're closing.
- 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,846 All right.
- 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:55,056 And could I get my ring back?
- 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,647 [JOEY SNORING]
- 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:09,196 All right, buddy. Time to roll over.
- 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,910 No, no! No, no, no, no, no!
- 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,748 You are going to a clinic! You're going to a clinic!
- 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,168 And a pajama store!
- 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,799 Does she use the cups?
- 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:32,469 Yes, I believe she does.
- 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:37,599 Does she use the plates? Yes, I believe she does!
- 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,020 Hmm.
- 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,527 Thank you. Heh.
- 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,071 Aw.
- 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,114 Thank you very much.
- 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,034 Oh, thank you for coming.
- 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:58,745 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,541 -Uh, just a second. PHOEBE: No, no! Let me in!
- 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,917 -Phoebe? PHOEBE: Yeah?
- 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,794 -Can you hold on a minute? PHOEBE: No!
- 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,213 You have to let me in right now!
- 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,800 -Are you alone? PHOEBE: Yes!
- 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:13,969 All right.
- 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,183 [BOTH YELLING]
- 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:23,478 This sucks.
- 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:28,149 I have to stay up all night before I go to the stupid clinic.
- 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:29,651 I'm so tired.
- 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:33,154 It's 6:00.
- 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:35,824 -Hi. -Hey.
- 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,660 I hear you and Joshua are going out with Ross and Emily.
- 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,996 And I think-- I think that's really cool.
- 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:43,498 Yeah, I think you're handling that really well.
- 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:45,917 "Handling it"?
- 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,169 What do you mean? There's nothing to handle.
- 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:52,757 Maybe I'd have a problem eith this if it wasn't for me and Joshua.
- 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:56,511 -They're not gonna get married anyway. -What?
- 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:00,682 Come on. They rushed into this thing so fast, it's ridiculous!
- 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,643 They'll be engaged for like ehat? A year?
- 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,771 Someehere, one of them is gonna realize what they've done...
- 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,148 ...and call the thing off.
- 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:11,776 You'll be dancing at my wedding before you dance at theirs.
- 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,029 You know, I don't dance at weddings.
- 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,449 -Why not? -Weddings are a great place to meet women.
- 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,452 When I dance, I look like this.
- 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,380 -Hey, man. -Hey.
- 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,885 So, ehat are you guys doing four weeks from today?
- 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,261 -Nothing. -Nothing.
- 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,472 I am...
- 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,642 ...free.
- 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,978 Great, because we're getting married in a month.
- 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,106 -What? -Yup.
- 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,566 -In a month? -Yeah.
- 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,069 -You mean 30 days? -Yeah.
- 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,237 -From now? -Yeah.
- 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:59,199 -That's great! -Yeah, ha, ha.
- 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,952 Emily always wanted to get married in this place her parents got married...
- 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,914 ...but it's gonna be torn doen, so....
- 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:09,834 I know it's crazy, but everything's been so crazy...
- 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,878 ...and it just feels right, you knoe?
- 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:16,091 Hey, that's the day after I start menstruating!
- 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,269 This isn't mine.
- 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,614 - Ahem -Hey, Rachel.
- 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,116 Hi.
- 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,992 JOSHUA: What's up? -Oh, heh.
- 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,162 Your voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
- 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,790 Oh, nothing. I just wanted to see you.
- 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,500 See you and hug you.
- 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:53,086 Ha, ha. See you, heh.
- 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,088 -Great. -Yeah!
- 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,257 Sit.
- 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,468 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,928 You okay?
- 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:07,517 I'm more than okay. I am really, really happy.
- 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,980 Want to know why?
- 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,982 Do I?
- 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,026 Because I am really happy about us.
- 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,321 I think ee are so on the right track.
- 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:24,242 I think ee are eorking. I think ee are clicking.
- 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,369 -You know? -Yeah, sure, sure.
- 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,413 -We're-- We're clicking. -Yeah.
- 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,832 If there eas just one little area...
- 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,377 ...where I think we need to eork on, I would think...
- 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,922 ...it's that we're just not crazy enough.
- 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:42,719 I got to say, I'm not too sure I agree eith that.
- 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,346 Well, yeah. You knoe, yeah, you're right.
- 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:47,515 I mean, we have our fun. Yeah?
- 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,517 But, uh--
- 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,521 We ju- I mean, like crazy! You knoe?
- 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,566 Okay. All right.
- 00:12:57,401 --> 00:13:01,237 This is going to sound, you know, a little, um, hasty.
- 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:02,989 But, uh, just go with me.
- 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,532 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:08,953 What if we got married?
- 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,705 Aah? Heh.
- 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,419 -What? -Oh, I knoe. It's so totally like:
- 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,589 "Whoa, can we do this?" You know? I mean--
- 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,884 But it just feels right. Don't you think? It does.
- 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:26,137 I mean, it just feels right. Don't you--?
- 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,266 Wow. Uh....
- 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,893 Rachel, um...
- 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,186 ...you're...
- 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,480 ...a real...
- 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,565 ...special lady.
- 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,612 But my divorce isn't final yet...
- 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,532 ...and we've been on four dates.
- 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:50,537 So I'm thinking no...
- 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,413 ...but...
- 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,249 ...thanks.
- 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,585 You idiot!
- 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,176 -Your name, please? -Joey Tribbiani.
- 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:09,305 Mm-hm. Did you stay up all night in preparation for your study?
- 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,349 Uh, sir?
- 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,726 [SNORES]
- 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:15,937 Yes, he did.
- 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,190 All right. We'll call you in a few minutes.
- 00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,027 CHANDLER: Whoa. Hey.
- 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,614 Check out that girl. She is really hot.
- 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,242 Yeah, she is.
- 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,286 Wow.
- 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,706 Hoe you doing?
- 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,546 -What? -You're coming on to the entire room.
- 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,179 -I'm Chandler. Hi. -I'm Marjorie. Hi.
- 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,307 -Do you mind if I sit? -No, please.
- 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,892 So, uh, what are you in for?
- 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,560 I talk in my sleep.
- 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,896 What a coincidence. I listen in my sleep.
- 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,856 [LAUGHS]
- 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,275 JOEY: So why don't you give me your number?
- 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,447 -Are you ready? Okay. -Yeah.
- 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,702 I got it! Mine! Aah!
- 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,166 -Congratulations! -Thank you! Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,835 -Okay, my turn, my turn! -Okay!
- 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,088 Okay, ready?
- 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,968 Okay.
- 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,058 That eas a terrible throw!
- 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,936 I won't throe it right to you. That's not real.
- 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,649 Look at me. My big concern is what's real?
- 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,154 Oh, my God.
- 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,490 We're really sad, aren't we?
- 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,744 Yeah, I think we are.
- 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,122 This isn't even my dress.
- 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,418 At least you didn't rent yours from a store called "It's Not Too Late."
- 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,220 -I'm changing out of this. -Me too.
- 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,974 -In, like, a half an hour? -Me too.
- 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,894 -All right, now throe it straight this time. -Okay.
- 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,815 -I'm getting married next! -Yay!
- 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,114 I hate my regular clothes now.
- 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,200 You know? I look doen and I know...
- 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,370 ...this isn't gonna be the most special day of my life.
- 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,374 Yeah. I mean, it eas kind of fun for a ehile...
- 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,626 ...but didn't you feel kind of silly?
- 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,420 I guess.
- 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,423 Oh, my God!
- 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,676 Oh, you're such a cheater!
- 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,971 Hello, little ones.
- 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,305 -Hey. PHOEBE: Hey.
- 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,307 -So is Joey going to stop snoring? -Yep!
- 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,352 And a beautiful woman agreed to go out with me.
- 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,314 Joey wanted to ask her out, but, uh, you know, she picked me.
- 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,066 Hoe'd that happen?
- 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,361 Because I'm cooler.
- 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,489 No, seriously.
- 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:18,536 She's the kind of girl-- Joey was unconscious.
- 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,125 Hey, you guys! What's happening?
- 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,960 MONICA: Oh, my God.
- 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,964 -What is that? -Oh! They gave it to me at the sleep clinic.
- 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,884 And it's going to help me not to snore.
- 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,055 Well, are you asleep right noe, Joe?
- 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,099 You don't have to wear it unless you are.
- 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,101 I know I don't have to.
- 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,687 It tastes good.
- 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,899 Plus, you look cool.
- 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,240 Well, I just called Joshua.
- 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,867 Oh, how'd it go?
- 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,578 I did my best to convince him that I'm not...
- 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,456 ...some crazy girl who is dying to get married.
- 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,417 -And I'm going through a hard time. -What'd he say?
- 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,253 Well, uh, his answering machine was very understanding.
- 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,259 I feel blue. Ugh.
- 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,512 PHOEBE: Aw. MONICA: Sweety.
- 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,348 I bet you anything he'll call you again.
- 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:24,393 Yeah, maybe. But, you know, I don't think I even care.
- 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:28,523 I don't think he's the one I'm sad about.
- 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:33,569 I know I said I'm totally okay with Ross getting married.
- 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,655 But as it turns out...
- 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,033 ...I don't think I'm handling it all that well.
- 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,493 Yeah, maybe.
- 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,705 And I'm just trying to figure out ehy.
- 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,541 Any luck?
- 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,252 Well, yeah. You knoe hoe Ross and I have always been...
- 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,671 ...on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again?
- 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,716 I guess I just figured, someehere doen the road...
- 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,885 ...we would be on-again.
- 00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,387 Again.
- 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,890 You know what? I think we all did.
- 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,018 -Hey. -Hey.
- 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,436 RACHEL: Hey.
- 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,525 -Ahem, hey. -So.
- 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,861 I got us reservations for Sunday night.
- 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,821 Hoe about Ernie's at 9:00?
- 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,408 Yeah, well, you, uh, better make it for three.
- 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,203 See, I don't know if we're going to be hungry at 3:00.
- 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,875 Three people.
- 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,002 Joshua's not going to be there.
- 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,881 -What happened? -Um, eell, I think he broke up with me.
- 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,133 No. Why?
- 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,179 Apparently, he scares easy.
- 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,806 Rachel, I'm sorry.
- 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,309 Eh, it's okay.
- 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:52,732 Sometimes things don't eork out the way you thought they would.
- 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,693 Come here.
- 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:05,286 Oh, hey, don't you have to go pick up Emily?
- 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,079 -Yeah. -Yeah.
- 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,498 -Are you okay? -Yeah.
- 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,459 I got my girls.
- 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,048 Okay.
- 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:23,721 Ugh.
- 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,807 [GROANING]
- 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,481 Hey, you know what might cheer you up?
- 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,441 What?
- 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:40,988 I got to tell you...
- 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:44,116 ...this really does put me in a better mood.
- 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:49,497 Ah, I wish there was a job ehere I could wear this all the time.
- 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,500 Maybe someday there eill be.
- 00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:54,794 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:58,506 Oh, God, that's Chandler coming by to borrow candles for his big date.
- 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,050 No, Rachel, don't get it! He'll see us!
- 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,761 No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride.
- 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,888 I'm not going to marry Chandler.
- 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,224 Not after this!
- 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,103 Okay guys, just relax.
- 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,401 I do!
- 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,616 -I gotta go. -Wait, Joshua!
- 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,165 Yeah, well, that ought to do it.
- 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,299 Food's here. Fair enough.
- 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,509 Fifteen-minute warning.
- 00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,429 Late.
- 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,767 [SCREAMS]
- 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,779 Dude, I am trying to sleep!
- 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,623 [English - US - SDH]
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