Эпизод с бесплатным порно
Описание
Фиби шокирована, узнав, что ждет тройняшек, и хочет найти способы финансово поддержать своего брата и невестку. В итоге она решает открыть массажный салон/такси вместе с Фрэнком-младшим, используя фургон, который они с Моникой когда-то собирались использовать для кейтеринговой компании. Моника уговаривает Росса приехать к Эмили в аэропорт. Росс приезжает как раз в тот момент, когда Эмили садится в самолет, и говорит, что любит ее. Однако она лишь благодарит его и уходит. Позже она звонит ему, чтобы извиниться за свою сдержанную реакцию, и говорит, что это потому, что у нее есть другая. Моника верит, что Эмили отвечает Россу взаимностью, и убеждает его поехать в Лондон, чтобы снова признаться ему в любви. Росс улетает, не зная, что Эмили вернулась в Нью-Йорк, чтобы признаться ему в любви. Пара наконец связывается по телефону. Чендлер и Джои в восторге, обнаружив бесплатный порноканал на своем телевизоре, и становятся зависимыми, когда отказываются его выключать.
Субтитры
- 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:09,591 TREEGER: Oh, man.
- 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:10,801 [WHIRRING NEARBY]
- 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:13,554 -What is that? -Treeger's snaking the shower drain.
- 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:18,225 TREEGER: What in the name of hell?
- 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:21,937 Maybe he found your flip-flop.
- 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,608 CHANDLER: Hey. -Whoa.
- 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:28,444 Is this porn?
- 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:32,031 What did I do? I must have hit something on the remote.
- 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,615 Do we pay for this?
- 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:37,244 No, we didn't even pay our cable bill.
- 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,747 Maybe this is hoe they punish us.
- 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:43,667 Maybe ee shouldn't pay our phone bill. Free phone sex.
- 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:47,129 Maybe ee shouldn't pay our gas bill.
- 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:52,718 Whoa, hey, that lady's all kinds of naked.
- 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:57,347 Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just came on.
- 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,977 It happened to me once. I eas flipping through the channels and, bam.
- 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:06,148 -It was like finding money. -Finding money with naked people on it.
- 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:09,485 Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV.
- 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,987 I never got it back again.
- 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,280 And I'm sad.
- 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,913 Why eould he turn off the TV?
- 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,552 All right, you knoe ehat? Do we really have to eatch this while ee eat?
- 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,512 CHANDLER & JOEY: No, no, no.
- 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,307 We don't know what could make this go away.
- 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:27,229 Yeah, so no one touches the remote, and no one touches the TV.
- 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:30,566 And no one touches the air around the TV.
- 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:36,572 Imagine a protective porn bubble, if you will.
- 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,534 -I'm at least going to mute it. BOTH: No, no, no.
- 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,748 -We still have porn. -Yeah.
- 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,210 -Hi. MONICA: Hey.
- 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:51,503 Honey, ehat are you doing?
- 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,089 -That's too heavy. Give it here. PHOEBE: Yeah.
- 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,259 Oh, God.
- 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,303 Okay.
- 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,637 Ugh.
- 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:05,309 I'm getting too pregnant for this-- Lugging around a stupid massage table.
- 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:07,811 I have to find a job where I carry a smaller table.
- 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,938 Or a job where you don't have to carry a table.
- 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:12,024 You mean, like a doctor?
- 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:15,694 Pheebs, you're blocking the porn. Look out.
- 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,196 Oh!
- 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:18,947 Oh, my.
- 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:22,618 Oh, that reminds me. I have to see my ob-gyn today.
- 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,958 -Hi. -Hi.
- 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,669 So, uh, Emily just went to the airport.
- 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,546 Aw. Why didn't you take her?
- 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,465 Ehh, her uncle had planned on doing it.
- 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:40,302 And you knoe, we said our goodbyes this morning, so....
- 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:44,431 You must feel horrible. Hey, the guys have free porn.
- 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,560 No.
- 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,730 Hey, cheer up. You're gonna see her again, right?
- 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,608 Well, that's the thing. I don't know.
- 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,027 I mean, whenever I brought it up with her, she said:
- 00:03:57,195 --> 00:04:00,614 [!N BR!TISH ACCENT] "This is so fantastic. Why do we have to talk about the future?
- 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,158 -Let's enjoy--" -Don't do the accent.
- 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,870 You've got to see her again.
- 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,664 [!N NORMAL VOICE] Why do you care?
- 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:10,165 Because.
- 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,542 You could get to live out my fantasy.
- 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,170 You've had fantasies about Emily?
- 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,675 No. You know, the fantasy.
- 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,510 Meet someone from a strange land...
- 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,304 ...fall madly in love and spend the rest of your lives together.
- 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,390 Is that why, in junior high...
- 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:29,601 ...you were the only one who hung out with that Ukrainian kid?
- 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:35,440 Yeah, that, but plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything.
- 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:38,068 Do you love her?
- 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:42,364 We said it was only gonna be teo weeks, you knoe?
- 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:45,200 You love her.
- 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:48,370 What is love, really?
- 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,831 I knew you loved her.
- 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,333 You need to go to the airport and tell her.
- 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,378 You're probably gonna catch her just as she's about to go to the gate.
- 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,548 You're gonna call out her name and yell, "! love you."
- 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,967 She's gonna say, "! love you too."
- 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,262 Then you guys are gonna have the most amazing kiss.
- 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,764 Everyone at the gate eill applaud.
- 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,851 I am a good kisser.
- 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:16,064 Then you teo can sneak into the cockpit.
- 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,401 Things eill start to heat up.
- 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,237 And then a stewardess comes in....
- 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,907 I've been watching too much porn.
- 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,954 [BABY'S HEART BEATING OVER SONOGRAM]
- 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,831 -Is that the heartbeat? -That's it.
- 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,167 Oh, my God.
- 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,210 Oh, wow. This is so cool.
- 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:41,548 Have ee talked about the possibility of multiple births?
- 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,384 Why don't ee just take care of this one?
- 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:47,429 And should I get pregnant again, I'll hold onto your card, okay?
- 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:52,517 No, I'm getting three separate heartbeats.
- 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,229 Three? You guys were eorried I wouldn't even have one.
- 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:57,439 [GRUNTS]
- 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,150 -Doctors are wrong all the time. -Well....
- 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,154 Well, so are you sure that there are three?
- 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,907 DOCTOR: Definitely. PHOEBE: Oh, my God.
- 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:11,495 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. DOCTOR: Ha, ha.
- 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,789 So in a fee months...
- 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:17,209 ...I'm gonna have three full-groen babies just walking around inside me?
- 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:21,421 Oh, oh. And it's gonna be like one of those log rides...
- 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:24,132 ...when they just come shooting out.
- 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,595 Giving birth to three babies is not that different than giving birth to one.
- 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,347 What do you know?
- 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:39,314 -Phoebe. PHOEBE: Oh! Hi.
- 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,857 [BOTH CHUCKLING]
- 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,235 So hoe'd it go at the doctor's?
- 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,903 Oh, well, okay. Hey.
- 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,989 You know how, ehen you're, um, ealking down the street...
- 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,951 ...and you see three people in a row.
- 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:54,162 And you say "Oh, that's nice."
- 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:58,500 -Yes. PHOEBE: Okay.
- 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:03,004 Yeah, well, good news. You're gonna have three babies. Aah!
- 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:06,383 -Three babies? PHOEBE: Uh-huh.
- 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,593 Oh, oh!
- 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:11,263 I've finally got my band.
- 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:16,351 We're gonna have a big family! I always wanted a big family!
- 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:21,940 Oh, God. I'm so glad you guys are happy. I was so afraid you we're gonna be freaked.
- 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,693 -Oh. -Why eould we be freaked?
- 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:29,072 No, because maybe it's harder to raise them and the added expense. Ugh!
- 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:34,035 -Oh. -Right.
- 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,914 No, back to happy. Back to happy!
- 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,918 No, no, no. It's gonna be fine...
- 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:43,545 ...because, um....
- 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,547 Because I teach Home Ec.
- 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:50,427 And I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long.
- 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:55,182 You know, it'll be like my very own little sweatshop.
- 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:58,894 You know, I've been thinking...
- 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:01,229 ...ever since you said that ee're gonna have triplets.
- 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:08,069 The best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job.
- 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:10,947 ALICE: Frank. -No, you can't quit college. No.
- 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,449 You're in college? Really?
- 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,494 -Yeah, refrigerator college. -Yeah.
- 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:19,915 Yeah, you knoe, when ee found out we were gonna have a baby...
- 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:24,961 ...I figured, you knoe, I should have, like, a career, you know?
- 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:26,963 -And I love refrigerators. -Yeah.
- 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,592 You can't give up on your dream. Ugh.
- 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,721 No, it's okay. We're gonna have three kids.
- 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:38,099 And that's a different kind of dream.
- 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:40,018 Three kids and no money.
- 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,778 WOMAN [ON PA]: This is the boarding call for Flight 009.
- 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,780 ROSS: Emily.
- 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,615 Oh, my God. What are you doing here?
- 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,786 I just-- I had to see you one more time before you took off.
- 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:00,956 You are so sweet.
- 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,166 [LAUGHING]
- 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,752 That's a big candy bar.
- 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,882 I had the most amazing time with you.
- 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:13,802 Me too.
- 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:17,639 WOMAN: This is the final boarding call for Flight 009.
- 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:20,976 Well, that's me.
- 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:30,318 Here, have this.
- 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:32,487 I'm only allowed one piece of carry-on anyway.
- 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,030 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,159 Wait, uh....
- 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:41,955 Listen, I have to tell you something.
- 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,040 I've been thinking.
- 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,836 I'm just going to come out and say it, okay? Uh....
- 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,255 I think...
- 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,674 ...I love you.
- 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,012 Oh.
- 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,352 Thank you.
- 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:14,779 It's no problem.
- 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:20,035 [HUMMING PORNO MUS!C]
- 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,206 What is that song that has been in my head all day?
- 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:28,043 It's the theme from Good Will Humping.
- 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,882 You know who doesn't even like dirty movies?
- 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:37,385 -My new boyfriend Joshua. -Yeah, right.
- 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:42,932 No, he told me he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.
- 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:46,770 Oh, oh, yeah. Did he also say that he thought some of the dialogue was corny?
- 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:49,314 And that he actually found it funny, not sexy?
- 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,732 Yes.
- 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,402 Yeah, he likes porn.
- 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,490 Where you going?
- 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,951 I'm gonna find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny.
- 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,120 -Hey, Pheebs. -Hi.
- 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:06,748 BOTH: Hi. Hey. -Hoe'd it go eith Frank and Alice?
- 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,416 Frank has to quit college...
- 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:12,212 ...because his super-fertile sister is having three babies. Ugh.
- 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,631 I need to make a lot of money really fast.
- 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,092 And I had an idea that I wanted to talk to you about...
- 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,260 ...because you work for a big company. Okay.
- 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:20,595 Insider trading.
- 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,808 What information is there that you can give me?
- 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,602 Well, actually, they don't really talk to us about that stuff.
- 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,771 I can get you some free White-Out, though.
- 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,360 Huh! Did you do what I said? Did you tell her?
- 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,404 -I did. -And what did she say?
- 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,072 "Thank you."
- 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,660 You're totally eelcome. What'd she say?
- 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,622 She said, "Thank you."
- 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,250 I said, "l love you."
- 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,461 And she said, "Thank you."
- 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,757 Oh, wait. Did you say you love her?
- 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,802 Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?
- 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,805 What do I do now?
- 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,224 You play hard-to-get.
- 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,644 She already lives in London.
- 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,189 So you go to Tokyo.
- 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,984 All right, look, forget it.
- 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:19,028 Okay, forget it. You told her you love her. It's over.
- 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:22,282 It is not over. You're over.
- 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:24,993 What?
- 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,663 You know.
- 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,459 Okay.
- 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,336 Good one.
- 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:40,175 It's not over because she's gonna call you and tell you she loves you.
- 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,803 The reason why she couldn't is because her feelings were so strong that it scared her.
- 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,055 Noe, you go home and you wait for her call.
- 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,683 She could be calling you from the plane. Come on, go.
- 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:53,104 Okay, okay. But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over.
- 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:57,984 No, wait, wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, you know, to see what's going on...
- 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:02,530 ...and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't.
- 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:05,617 Then it's over.
- 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,744 Way to be strong, man.
- 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,088 -Hi. CHANDLER & JOEY: Hey.
- 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,341 Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television?
- 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,010 We need a porn break.
- 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:28,139 We spent the last two hours watching In and Out and In Again.
- 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,976 Well, so why don't you just turn it off?
- 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,021 Because then ee'd be the guys who turned off free porn.
- 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,733 Oh, good, you're here.
- 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:39,943 GROUP: Hey.
- 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,402 RACHEL: What you got there?
- 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,572 Oh, this? Well, I'm glad you asked.
- 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,203 Noe, don't you hate it when you have to cut a tin can...
- 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,705 ...with an ordinary steak knife?
- 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,042 Ha.
- 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,961 Noe, I know what you're thinking.
- 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,004 Pregnant woman slays four?
- 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,384 They didn't make you pay for those knives, did they?
- 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,094 -No. -Are you sure?
- 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,012 No.
- 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:12,100 You're not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice by selling knives.
- 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,351 No, no. I know that.
- 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,479 But I just need to make enough money for the second part of my plan.
- 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:20,066 -What's the second part of your plan? -My Saturn dealership.
- 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,069 [PHONE RINGING]
- 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,451 Hello?
- 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,328 Ross?
- 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,330 Emily. Hi.
- 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:38,543 Uh, hoe eas your flight?
- 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,003 It was dreadful.
- 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:44,632 Uh, I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
- 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:48,553 No, no, that's all right. Um....
- 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,139 I'm just glad you called.
- 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,809 Ross, um, there's something that I've got to tell you.
- 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,063 There's someone else.
- 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,655 Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?
- 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,243 She doesn't knoe which one of us she wants.
- 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,329 Me or this "Colin" guy.
- 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:17,999 This isn't how it was supposed to go. I mean, there can't be another guy.
- 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,667 Well....
- 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,712 Of course there's another guy.
- 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,923 Heh. This is even more perfect.
- 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,343 Noe you have to prove your love.
- 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:32,680 I'm not proving anything, okay? I'm done listening to you.
- 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,892 If I hadn't let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place...
- 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,936 ...I wouldn't have put my fist through the wall.
- 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,687 You put your fist through the wall?
- 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,231 No, I missed and hit the door.
- 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,526 But it opened really hard.
- 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,530 -You have to go to London. -What?
- 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,366 Yep. You have to go fight for her.
- 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,368 Oh, yeah, sure. That makes sense.
- 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,579 Because you already told her you loved her, and she didn't say it back.
- 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,123 Then she called you and told you there was another guy.
- 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,209 So yeah. Go to London. That eill scare her.
- 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,464 When Rachel was with Paolo, what did you do?
- 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,591 I made fun of his accent.
- 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,470 You sat back and let him have her. You didn't fight at all. Am I right?
- 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,931 You want the same thing to happen eith Emily?
- 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,224 -No. MONICA: All right, then.
- 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,060 Go fight for her. Go to London.
- 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,729 I mean, that could be you and Emily.
- 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,985 That, but nicer.
- 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,569 Just go to London.
- 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,280 -Really? -Come on.
- 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:35,326 Surprise her. Show up at her doorstep. Don't let her go without a fight.
- 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,580 -All right. All right. I'm going to do it. MONICA: All right.
- 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:43,042 I'm gonna go to London, and I am gonna fight for her.
- 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,961 Okay. Good luck.
- 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,339 Ross, Ross. If you're going to the airport...
- 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,509 ...can you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars?
- 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:02,770 Oh, oh, I did it. I did it. I figured out a way to make money.
- 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:06,065 I'm gonna open up my own massage place and Frank's gonna help me.
- 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,402 And we can work it around his schedule, so he doesn't have to quit school.
- 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,029 La-la-la.
- 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,365 That sounds great. But how can you afford it?
- 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,034 We eere walking down the street...
- 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,036 ...and we sae that van you used for catering.
- 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,621 - And we realized-- -I'm telling it. I'm telling it.
- 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,500 Okay, you knoe how people need transportation...
- 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,919 ...but they also need massages to relax?
- 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:31,716 So I just figured ee could combine the two. Okay, I give the massages and Frank drives.
- 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,720 I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back and you know what I've got?
- 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,848 A place that no one will ever get out of alive?
- 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:45,313 No, think about it. It's a taxi that people take when they need to relax.
- 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,523 It's a Relaxi-Taxi.
- 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,611 The name was my favorite part.
- 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,281 -Well, I came up with it. -You did not!
- 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,075 RACHEL: Oh!
- 00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:02,455 No. You came up with Relaxi-Cab. That's not good.
- 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,416 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,543 -Hello? ROSS [OVER PHONE]: Hey.
- 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:11,214 Oh, my God. Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
- 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,424 ROSS: No, because she hasn't come home yet.
- 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,635 And she hasn't been home all night.
- 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,387 She's obviously staying with that other guy.
- 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:22,141 And I'm the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment.
- 00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,352 All right, when is the next flight out?
- 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,812 About four hours.
- 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:29,690 Okay, just stay there a couple more hours. If she doesn't show up, come home.
- 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,901 Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi.
- 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,404 And ask him if he thinks that is better than Relaxi-Cab.
- 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,701 It's not Relaxi-Cab. It's Relaxi-Cab. Like Taxi-Cab.
- 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,246 Ooh, that is better.
- 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,708 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,880 Are we in London?
- 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,008 Why are you doing here? You can't be here.
- 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,261 I've come to talk to Ross.
- 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,182 What?
- 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,728 Nothing. No, nothing.
- 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,730 I was gonna call him--
- 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,900 Oh, you came to tell him you love him. I knew it!
- 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,403 I was right! I'm right, right?
- 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,989 I'd really rather talk to him.
- 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,618 I've been to his apartment and he's not there.
- 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,620 And I need to talk to him.
- 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:27,331 So do you have any idea ehere he is?
- 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,712 [PHONE RINGING]
- 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,177 EMILY [ON MACH!NE]: Ross, are you there?
- 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:46,475 Ross, I don't know if you can hear this, but I'm gonna talk anyway.
- 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,854 I'm in the States with your sister and your friends.
- 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,315 And it's all over eith Colin.
- 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:57,195 l came here to tell you that and to tell you--
- 00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,531 Yes, Joey, you can have all the chocolate you want. Just take it.
- 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:08,372 I came here to tell you that I love you.
- 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:10,666 I love you too.
- 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:14,420 I'm gonna call you right now from the phone booth.
- 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,714 You can't hear me.
- 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,635 I wish I could know if you'd heard any of that.
- 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:24,222 I suppose I've either told you that I love you or given my neighbors a good laugh.
- 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:28,726 Mrs. Newman, if you're listening, bugger off. This is none of your business.
- 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,438 Suppose there's not much chance you did hear that.
- 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,815 And there's the call waiting...
- 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,194 ...so I should go.
- 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,696 Oh, well.
- 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,367 Hello?
- 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,327 ROSS: Hi.
- 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,957 Ross, I love you.
- 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,750 Oh.
- 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,295 Thank you.
- 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,430 -Hey. JOEY: Hey.
- 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:10,184 I was just at the bank and there was this really hot teller.
- 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:14,438 And she didn't ask me to go do it with her in the vault.
- 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,066 Same kind of thing happened to me.
- 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,110 Woman pizza delivery guy comes over...
- 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,821 ...gives me the pizza, takes the money and leaves.
- 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:25,324 What, no "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"?
- 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,451 No, nothing.
- 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,455 You know what? We have to turn off the porn.
- 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,958 I think you're right.
- 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,169 All right, ready?
- 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:38,671 -One. -Teo.
- 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,256 -Three. -Three.
- 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,845 That's kind of nice.
- 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,307 -Yeah, that's kind of a relief. -Yeah.
- 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,065 -You want to see if we still have it? -Yeah.
- 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,486 Free porn! We have free porn!
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