Эпизод с эмбрионами
Описание
Рэйчел и Моника требуют, чтобы Чендлер и Джои избавились от своих домашних птиц, когда петух начинает непрестанно кукарекать каждое утро до рассвета. У четверых также возникает спор о том, кто кого лучше знает, в результате чего Росс придумывает викторину с высокими ставками: если мужчины проиграют, они отдадут своих питомцев, а если женщины проиграют, они поменяются с мужчинами квартирами. Результат зависит от ничьей, в которой девушки проигрывают, что вынуждает их переехать. Тем временем эмбрионы Фрэнка-младшего и Элис успешно имплантированы в матку Фиби, что приводит к напряженному ожиданию, которое в конечном итоге приводит к беременности Фиби, хотя и с большим давлением из-за осознания того, что шансы на беременность довольно малы, и пара вложила все свои сбережения в ЭКО. В 2009 году TV Guide поставил этот эпизод на 21-е место в своем списке 100 лучших эпизодов.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:04,962 [ROOSTER CROWING]
- 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,306 What the hell is that?
- 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,851 [ROOSTER CROWS]
- 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:22,021 What the hell is that? Is that you?
- 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,690 [ROOSTER CROWS]
- 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:27,901 [GROANS]
- 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:32,281 - Boy, you're really not a morning person. - Just back off!
- 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,536 Get up! Get up! Get up!
- 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,710 What is that noise?
- 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,253 You.
- 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:49,965 It's the chick.
- 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:53,218 She's going through some changes.
- 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,804 What kind of changes?
- 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:59,725 Well, the vet seems to think that she's becoming a rooster.
- 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,811 [ROOSTER CROWS]
- 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,230 We're getting a second opinion.
- 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:59,368 Hey, what are you doing shopping at 8 in the morning?
- 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:00,744 Well, I've been up since 6...
- 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:03,872 ...thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster.
- 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:07,209 You guys, you really should get rid of those animals.
- 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,794 They shouldn't be in an apartment.
- 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:12,297 Yeah, especially not with all these knives and cookbooks around.
- 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:18,011 All right, I'm gonna go to the fertility doctor and, uh, see if I'm ready...
- 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:21,181 ...to have Frank and Alice's embryo transferred into my uterus.
- 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,852 Now, how will they know if you're ready?
- 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:28,397 Oh, they're just gonna look and see if my endometrial layer is thick.
- 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:31,066 Oh, I can check that for you.
- 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,318 Okay, everyone, think "thick."
- 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:35,404 GROUP: Good luck.
- 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,656 PHOEBE: Hey. Wish me luck. BOTH: Hey.
- 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,867 - Oh, good luck. - Good luck.
- 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:43,328 - And I'm still right. - That is so not true.
- 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:44,746 RACHEL: What?
- 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:47,249 She's mad because I know today's her laundry day...
- 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:50,127 ...and that means she's wearing her old-lady underpants.
- 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,339 I can check that for you.
- 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:58,594 I just can't believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel...
- 00:02:58,761 --> 00:02:59,845 ...better than we know you.
- 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:03,056 Well, we do.
- 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,476 You can only eat Tic Tacs in even numbers.
- 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:08,604 Yeah, what's that about?
- 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:12,191 And you. Ross, I believe if you check Rachel's bag...
- 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:15,235 ...you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
- 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,158 You're good.
- 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,203 These are not.
- 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,664 I'm so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.
- 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:28,874 - Yeah. JOEY: Oh, yeah?
- 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,335 Ross, how many items left in that bag?
- 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,212 - Five. - Okay.
- 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:38,008 Ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.
- 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,761 - How many guesses do you get? - Six.
- 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,554 Challenge extended.
- 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:47,851 - Deal. - Challenge accepted.
- 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,896 All right, we'll start with...
- 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:52,731 ...apples.
- 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,984 We'll be starting with apples.
- 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,030 Stop that now.
- 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,075 Yes.
- 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,494 Okay. Uh, tortilla chips.
- 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,204 - Yogurt. - Diet soda.
- 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,957 Yes, yes, yes.
- 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,169 - Orange juice. - No, there's no orange juice in there.
- 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,712 - We win. - Ha, ha.
- 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,589 They have another guess.
- 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,717 Okay, well, we won that one.
- 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,553 Okay. The last thing is...
- 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:25,806 Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:30,560 No, no. Not for, like, another two weeks.
- 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:36,775 I got it. Scotch...
- 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,443 ...tape.
- 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,450 How did you know she would buy Scotch tape?
- 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,828 Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.
- 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,246 [BOTH CHUCKLING]
- 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,498 Oh, man.
- 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:54,543 All right. Ten bucks. Fork it over.
- 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,879 Cough it up. Pay the piper.
- 00:04:58,256 --> 00:04:59,756 Give me it.
- 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,385 That does not mean you know us better. I want a rematch.
- 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:07,055 Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions. Real personal questions.
- 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:09,558 Yeah. And the winner gets 100 bucks.
- 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,685 Serious?
- 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,645 Are you scared?
- 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,523 No.
- 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,901 Okay, who makes up the questions?
- 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,570 Ross will do it.
- 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,239 Oh, sure, Ross will do it.
- 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:28,327 It's not like he has a job or a child or a life of his own.
- 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,370 Well, fine. We'll ask Phoebe.
- 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:31,830 No, no, no, I wanna play.
- 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:40,422 Looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
- 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,300 Oh, I knew it. I knew it. I felt really thick this morning.
- 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,886 - Ha, ha. - Okay, so, what's now?
- 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,513 Go get the eggs. Put them in there.
- 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:52,434 Okay. It'll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.
- 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:56,229 - Embryos? As in more than one? - Mm-hm. Five, actually.
- 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,690 Five? Okay, where am I giving birth...
- 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,859 ...in a hospital or a big box under the stairs?
- 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,613 Ha, ha. We do five because that gives you a 25-percent chance...
- 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,531 ...that at least one will attach.
- 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,617 That's it? Twenty-five percent?
- 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:12,537 That means that it's, like, 75-percent chance of no baby at all?
- 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,748 Yeah, you know, I was thinking, what are the odds...
- 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,709 ...if, like, you stuff, like, 200 of them in there?
- 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:20,879 Sweetie, now...
- 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,923 ...she's a woman, not a gumball machine.
- 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,466 [BOTH LAUGHING]
- 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,178 Okay, well, you know what? Don't worry.
- 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:31,348 I'm gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
- 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:35,727 Well, see, the thing is, we kind of only have one shot.
- 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,314 Um, it costs $16,000 each time you do this.
- 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:45,070 So, um, we're kind of using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
- 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,905 Whoa.
- 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:51,535 That's... Okay, that's a lot of pressure on me and my uterus.
- 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:53,787 So... Well, okay.
- 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:58,083 So maybe there's something that I can do, you know, just to make sure I get pregnant.
- 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,668 No, I'm sorry.
- 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,587 Wow, you guys really don't know anything.
- 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,590 I know. Why doesn't she get drunk?
- 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,677 That worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.
- 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:17,060 Hey, guys. Do you realize that any minute now...
- 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,687 ...Phoebe could be pregnant?
- 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:19,855 I know, I know.
- 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:24,359 - It's such a huge, life-altering thing. - I know.
- 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,237 The test is ready.
- 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,655 [ALL SHOUTING]
- 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:34,661 Okay. Each team will answer 10 questions.
- 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:38,457 The first team to answer the most questions wins.
- 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:42,169 The categories are "Fears And Pet Peeves"...
- 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:44,337 ..."Ancient History"...
- 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,006 ..."Literature"...
- 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,425 ...and "It's All Relative."
- 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:55,307 Now, the coin toss, to see who goes first.
- 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,690 Okay.
- 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,735 - Somebody call it this time. - Yeah.
- 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:08,820 MONICA: Tails.
- 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,406 - It's heads. BOTH: Yeah!
- 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,993 Gentlemen, pick your category.
- 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,078 "Fears And Pet Peeves."
- 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:21,166 "What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?"
- 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,293 - Animals dressed as humans. - That's correct.
- 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,465 - Ladies? - Same category.
- 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:29,925 Okay.
- 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:34,846 "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"
- 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:38,975 Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
- 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,478 That is correct.
- 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:42,771 [BOTH SHOUTING]
- 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,525 The Irish jig guy?
- 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:50,862 His legs flail about as if independent from his body.
- 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:53,823 Gentlemen, your pick.
- 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:55,408 "It's All Relative."
- 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,912 "Monica and I had a grandmother who died.
- 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,206 You both went to her funeral.
- 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:02,916 Name that grandmother."
- 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:09,464 - Nana? - She has a real name.
- 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,174 - Althea. - Althea?
- 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:12,676 - What are you doing? - Took a shot.
- 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:13,885 Shooting with Althea?
- 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,596 - Althea is correct. - Nice shooting.
- 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,476 We'll take "Literature."
- 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:26,773 "Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment.
- 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:30,068 What name appears on the address label?"
- 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,529 Oh! Chandler gets it. It's Chandler Bing.
- 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:33,738 No.
- 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:38,076 I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong."
- 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,622 I knew that.
- 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,791 Rachel, use your head.
- 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,962 Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.
- 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,888 Hello, teeny embryos.
- 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,851 Oh, I'm Phoebe Buffay. Hi.
- 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:08,273 I'm hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months.
- 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,735 You should know that we're doing this for Frank and Alice...
- 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:14,154 ...who you know. You've been there.
- 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,698 Um...
- 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,242 You know, they want you so much.
- 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,871 So when you guys get in there, really grab on.
- 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:27,042 Okay, and I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm...
- 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:30,545 ...until, you know, you're ready to have them take you home.
- 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,173 So...
- 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:34,799 Okay.
- 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:38,970 Oh, and also, next time you see me, if I'm screaming, don't worry.
- 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,556 That's what's supposed to happen.
- 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,141 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,268 - Ready? - Uh-huh?
- 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,562 Good luck.
- 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,901 All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys.
- 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:56,655 Ladies, if you miss this, the game is theirs. Pick your category.
- 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,740 "It's All Relative"!
- 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:03,411 - You don't have to shout everything. - I'm sorry!
- 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:10,210 Ooh. "What is the name of Chandler's father's...
- 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,213 ...Las Vegas all-male burlesque?"
- 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:16,633 Viva Las Gaygas.
- 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,679 Unfortunately, that is correct.
- 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,514 Yes.
- 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,350 All right. We have a tie.
- 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,688 Luckily, I've prepared for such an event.
- 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,692 - The Lightning Round. ALL: Ooh.
- 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:39,489 Thirty seconds. All the questions you can answer.
- 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,533 You guys are dead.
- 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,160 I am so good at Lightning Rounds.
- 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,665 I majored in Lightning Rounds, all right?
- 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,209 - We're gonna destroy you. - Want to bet?
- 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:55,088 Oh, I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far.
- 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:59,801 How about we play for more money? Say 150?
- 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,679 One hundred and fifty dollars.
- 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,015 Say 200?
- 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,810 Two hundred dollars.
- 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,478 You're doing it again.
- 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,313 Excuse me.
- 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,316 - Monica, I don't want to lose $200. - We won't.
- 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,693 - Okay. - Three hundred?
- 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,238 - Monica. - I'm just trying to spice it up.
- 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,992 Okay, so then play for some pepper. Stop spending my money.
- 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,578 I got it.
- 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:30,081 How about if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster.
- 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,083 Ooh, that's interesting.
- 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,335 Hey, no way. That rooster's family.
- 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,796 - Throw in the duck too. - What do you have against the duck?
- 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:40,008 - It doesn't make noise. - Well, he gets the other one all riled up.
- 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,303 - Look, we are not... - All right, hold on.
- 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,723 If you win...
- 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,933 ...we give up the bird. - Aah!
- 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,354 But if we win...
- 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,690 ...we get your apartment.
- 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,776 Ooh!
- 00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,778 Deal!
- 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:07,494 Monica, betting the apartment? I don't know about this.
- 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:10,246 Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game.
- 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:11,664 I own this game.
- 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,041 Look at my hand.
- 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,251 Why, do you have the answers written on there?
- 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,839 No. Steady as a rock. Now, are you with me?
- 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,676 - All right, let's do it. Okay. - Come on.
- 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,054 ROSS: All right. Gentlemen, you're up first.
- 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,263 CHANDLER & JOEY: Okay.
- 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,724 You have 30 seconds.
- 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:33,061 The Lightning Round begins...
- 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,687 Stop it.
- 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,651 Now. "What was Monica's nickname when she was a field-hockey goalie?"
- 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,778 - Big Fat Goalie. - Correct.
- 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,783 "Rachel claims this is her favorite movie."
- 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,368 - Dangerous Liaisons. ROSS: Correct.
- 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,204 - "Her actual favorite is?" Correct. - Weekend at Bernie's.
- 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:57,627 "In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?"
- 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,087 Oh!
- 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,924 Ew, no!
- 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,344 Her ear.
- 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:13,726 All right, "Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?"
- 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,270 - Okay, everyday use. - Fancy.
- 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:16,855 - Guest. - Fancy guest.
- 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,982 - Two seconds. - Uh, eleven?
- 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,360 Eleven. Unbelievable. Eleven is correct.
- 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,778 Yes!
- 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,407 All right.
- 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,868 That's four for the guys. Ladies, you're up.
- 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,828 All right, all right, come on!
- 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,876 Thirty seconds on the clock.
- 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,545 Five correct questions wins the game.
- 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:44,382 The Lightning Round begins now. "What is Joey's favorite food?"
- 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,009 - Sandwiches. ROSS: Correct.
- 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,720 "Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?"
- 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,221 - Fourteen? - No, 19.
- 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,764 Thanks, man.
- 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,601 "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend.
- 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,394 - His name was..." - Maurice.
- 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,146 - "His profession was?" - Space cowboy.
- 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,606 ROSS: Correct.
- 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,151 "What is Chandler Bing's job?"
- 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,738 Oh.
- 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,657 Oh, gosh. It has something to do with numbers.
- 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,868 - And processing. - And he carries a briefcase.
- 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,454 Ten seconds. You need this or you lose the game.
- 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,539 It has something to do with transponding.
- 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,792 Oh! Oh! He's a transponster.
- 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,546 That's not even a word!
- 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,717 I can get this. I can get this.
- 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,762 No!
- 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,138 BOTH: Yes!
- 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:48,029 - I call Monica's room. - You can't just call Monica's room.
- 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:51,950 Sure I can. Standard Shotgun Rules. I'm in sight of the room and I called it.
- 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,368 [SCOFFS]
- 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,703 [MOUTHS] Damn.
- 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,957 Man, I feel like I'm coming down with something.
- 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,042 JOEY: Oh. - Yeah.
- 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,087 Bet you can't guess what color my tonsils are. I bet the apartment.
- 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,839 Oh, I would never bet this apartment. It's too nice.
- 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,636 - Hey. - Ooh, Pheebs, are they in there?
- 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,638 Um, yeah, uh-huh, I'm implanted.
- 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,392 - How do you feel? - Well, freaked.
- 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:21,354 Because it turns out the odds are, like, really sucky.
- 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,232 And this is Frank and Alice's, like, only shot.
- 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,819 I mean, they are, like, literally putting all their eggs in my basket.
- 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,155 Yeah, but I bet it works.
- 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,574 Really? How much?
- 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,162 All right, I'm gonna go take a pregnancy test right now.
- 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,248 Oh, wow. You can tell this soon?
- 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,542 Well, the doctor says it takes a couple days.
- 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:47,005 But, I mean, my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine, so...
- 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,383 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:54,345 Oh, my God. I can't believe you guys actually think you're moving in here.
- 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,931 Well, believe it, baby.
- 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,726 Well, I'm not moving.
- 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,185 What?
- 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:05,398 No. It was a stupid bet. We were just playing a game.
- 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,942 You just can't ignore the bet. It's a bet.
- 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,653 You bet on a bet, and if you lose, you lose the bet.
- 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,281 Rach, we have to move.
- 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,867 If we had lost, we would have made them get rid of the birds.
- 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,243 [SCOFFS]
- 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,995 No.
- 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,917 All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better...
- 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,211 ...this is all your fault.
- 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,090 - What? - Chanandler Bong.
- 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,384 Come on, we steal that TV Guide every week.
- 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,470 I knew it.
- 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,848 I don't care. I'm not going anywhere.
- 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,267 Cool. Girl roommate.
- 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,810 [SCOFFS]
- 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,439 MONICA: Well?
- 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,858 Nope, not knocked up yet.
- 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,527 It's only been a couple hours, so just give it some time.
- 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:54,989 Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, I'm gonna do whatever I can to help this...
- 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:59,160 ...so I'm just gonna, you know, lie in your chair, okay?
- 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,995 You know, just...
- 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,956 Yeah, good. I'm gonna let gravity, you know, do its jobs.
- 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,422 Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?
- 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,134 No. Put that box down. We are not going anywhere!
- 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,347 This is my apartment and I like it.
- 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,682 This is a girl's apartment.
- 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:26,270 That is a boy's apartment. It's dirty and it smells.
- 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,357 This is pretty. It's so pretty.
- 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,734 And look, and it's purple.
- 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,530 And I'm telling you, you with your steady hand, I am not moving.
- 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,699 And now I have got the steady hand.
- 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,494 - I'll take care of it. RACHEL: That's right.
- 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,579 You do what the hand says.
- 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,969 - How'd it go? - I lost our mattresses.
- 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,723 [PHOEBE PLAYING GUITAR]
- 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,351 [SINGING] Are you in there, little fetus?
- 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,979 In nine months, will you come greet us?
- 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:12,942 I will buy you some Adidas
- 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,944 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,572 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,699 Oh, hi, Phoebe?
- 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:24,495 Um, we were just at the drugstore, um, so we got you a little present.
- 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,916 Um, it's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test.
- 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:33,337 Hey, don't mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop.
- 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:41,554 So, um, you feel like taking a test? There's only one question.
- 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,264 [BOTH LAUGHING]
- 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,559 All right. I will. No, I will.
- 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,395 But, um, you know, just remember that it's still really early.
- 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,731 Okay, so if it says that I'm not pregnant...
- 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,358 ...that doesn't mean I'm not gonna get pregnant, okay?
- 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,445 And just, please, just so I don't go completely nuts...
- 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,948 ...just try not to put all your hopes on this, okay?
- 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,158 BOTH: Okay.
- 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,743 [SQUEALS]
- 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,454 Great.
- 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,794 [LAUGHS]
- 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,965 You know what? You are mean boys who are just being mean.
- 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,469 Hey, don't get mad at us. No one forced you to raise the stakes.
- 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,222 That is not true. She did. She forced me.
- 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,933 We'd still be here if you hadn't got the question wrong.
- 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,435 Well, it was a stupid, unfair question!
- 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,270 Don't blame the questions!
- 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,689 Would you all stop yelling in our apartment?
- 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,858 You are ruining moving day for us.
- 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,653 - Would you stop calling it your apartment? - It is ours.
- 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,655 [ALL SHOUTING]
- 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,324 Guys, you guys, you're gonna have a baby.
- 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,076 They're gonna have a baby.
- 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,919 My sister's going to have my baby!
- 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,175 [ALL SHOUTING]
- 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,430 Okay, but this can't be good for the baby.
- 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,350 [ALL CHEERING]
- 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,528 I can't find garbage bags.
- 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,863 Oh, I think I saw some in here.
- 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,241 [BOTH SCREAMING]
- 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,370 What is it?
- 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:34,375 I don't know. But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it'll die.
- 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:38,254 I can't believe we're living here.
- 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,880 [BIRDS CLUCKING AND QUACKING]
- 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:43,843 [JOEY YELLS]
- 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,177 What? What is it?
- 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,054 Did you see the size of the closets?
- 00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:52,143 I can't believe we live here.
- 00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:01,527 [BOTH GROANING]
- 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,660 [English - US - SDH]
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