Эпизод с маткой Фиби
Описание
Чендлер не занимался сексом со своей девушкой Кэти с тех пор, как они начали встречаться, из-за страха, что он не сможет «заменить Джои». Моника и Рэйчел дают Чендлеру несколько советов по улучшению его сексуальной активности, после чего Кэти выражает Монике свою безмерную благодарность. Росс устраивает Джои экскурсоводом в музей, что в конечном итоге приводит к разочарованию последнего, когда он становится свидетелем экзистенциального классового расслоения внутри музея. Его дружба с Россом становится напряженной, когда тот отказывается сидеть с ним в столовой из-за различий в их социальном статусе. Испытывая чувство вины из-за инцидента за обедом, Росс решает загладить свою вину перед Джои, исправив классовое расслоение в музее на следующий день. Брат Фиби, Фрэнк-младший, и Элис сбежали и много раз пытались зачать ребенка естественным путем, но безуспешно. Затем пара просит Фиби выносить их ребенка. Биологическая мать Фиби решает на несколько дней отдать ей своего щенка, чтобы помочь ей принять решение. В конце концов, Фиби решает исполнить желания Фрэнка-младшего и Элис.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:06,005 I can't believe my little brother's married!
- 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,298 [FRANK SQUEALS]
- 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,343 Why didn't you tell me you were eloping?
- 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:14,263 Well, we were at court, eating lunch...
- 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:16,140 Why were you at court?
- 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:17,975 Lunch.
- 00:00:19,602 --> 00:00:20,853 We were like...
- 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:25,274 ...we're here, we're having lunch. Let's get married! Right?
- 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:29,862 A year ago, I didn't know I had a brother. Now I have a sister!
- 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,447 [ALL LAUGH]
- 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,950 PHOEBE: Oh, it's so great.
- 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:40,956 Okay.
- 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,375 Stop it! Don't!
- 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:47,004 I'll get you a gift now.
- 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,339 Is there anything you need?
- 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:51,300 Uh, yeah.
- 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:57,806 We've been trying to get pregnant. Thought we'd get a jump on things.
- 00:00:58,683 --> 00:01:00,768 No one's getting any younger. Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:06,774 Because the thing is, um, we're not able to, you know, uh, conceive.
- 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:09,276 We've seen a bunch of doctors.
- 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,571 They say that our only chance to have a baby...
- 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:17,910 ...is that if they take my sperm, her egg, put it together in a dish...
- 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,162 ...and put it into another girl.
- 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:24,083 We were wondering if you could be that girl.
- 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,089 That's a really nice gift.
- 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:34,551 I was thinking of a gravy boat.
- 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:28,981 Check it out! Guess what job I just got.
- 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:35,612 I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.
- 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:37,823 What?
- 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:41,910 Blue blazer back. He wants it back.
- 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:46,623 You said "black." Why would he want his blue blazer black?
- 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,210 Well, you know what I meant.
- 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,753 You messed it up.
- 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,299 You're stupid.
- 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,928 So what job'd you get?
- 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,265 Tour guide at the museum. Ross got it for me.
- 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:06,685 Don't you have to be a dinosaur expert?
- 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,271 They give you all the information.
- 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,857 It's like memorizing a script.
- 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:16,528 On your left, tyrannosaurus rex, from the Jurassic Period.
- 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,405 Very nice.
- 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:22,159 Yeah, actually, Joey, it's the Cretaceous Period.
- 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:26,121 But I can pronounce Jurassic.
- 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:28,123 Hey!
- 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:31,210 Frank Jr. And Alice got married!
- 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,295 Oh, my God!
- 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:34,880 They're having a baby!
- 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:40,052 They want me to grow it for them in my uterus!
- 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:45,891 - My God! - Are you serious?
- 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,100 Yeah.
- 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:50,646 You're thinking of having sex with your brother?
- 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,318 Ew! And, oh, no!
- 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,820 They want me to be the surrogate.
- 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:03,158 It's her egg and his sperm. I'm the oven. It's their bun.
- 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:06,119 What did you say?
- 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:10,332 I had to think about it, but what is there to think of?
- 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,835 I'll be giving someone the greatest gift.
- 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:18,257 You'll carry their child, and get them a Sony PlayStation?
- 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:22,261 This is an incredible thing to do.
- 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:25,138 But there are things to think about.
- 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:28,684 Yeah, you'd be pregnant. I mean pregnant.
- 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,894 I know.
- 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:35,065 You'll put your body through an awful lot.
- 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,652 I mean, morning sickness, uh, labor.
- 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:40,487 It's all for somebody else.
- 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,531 Yeah. What's your point?
- 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:46,159 Well, the stuff I just mentioned.
- 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,704 I couldn't do that.
- 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:53,709 I figure, the first time I had a baby, it'd be with someone I love.
- 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,627 And that baby was, you know...
- 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,421 ...a keeper.
- 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:02,634 You were more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
- 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:06,680 If you decide to do this, we'll be supportive like crazy.
- 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,390 Just think it through.
- 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,727 Talk to somebody who's had a baby. Like your mom.
- 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:16,815 My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did!
- 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:27,200 I love this tushy! Can I take it to work with me?
- 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:31,538 Yeah, sure. It's not mine anyway. It came with the pants.
- 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,211 MONICA: I am so jealous.
- 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,922 You guys are just right there.
- 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,299 Yes.
- 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:44,760 Right where?
- 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:49,848 The beginning, where it's all sex and talking...
- 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:52,642 ...and sex and talking.
- 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,020 You got to love the talking.
- 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:57,522 And the sex?
- 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:59,066 We haven't had sex.
- 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,569 What's the big deal? This is special.
- 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:06,573 I want our love to grow before moving to the next level.
- 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,242 Oh, Chandler, that is so nice.
- 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,286 That is really nice...
- 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,954 ...lying!
- 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,125 - No way is that the reason. - Why?
- 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:20,295 You're not mature enough to understand that!
- 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:22,672 He's right. I'm totally lying.
- 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:28,970 Then what is it?
- 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:31,264 Kathy's last boyfriend was Joey.
- 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:36,812 And you're afraid you won't be able to fill his shoes?
- 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:41,983 I'm afraid I won't make love as well as him.
- 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,694 I was going for the metaphor.
- 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,780 I was saying the actual words.
- 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:51,993 He's had girlfriends. It doesn't mean he's great in bed.
- 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:53,995 We share a wall.
- 00:06:56,749 --> 00:07:00,627 Either he's great, or she liked to agree with him a lot.
- 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:06,383 It'll be different. The sex will be great because you are in love.
- 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:08,885 - Yeah? RACHEL: Yeah.
- 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:10,178 Just go for it.
- 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,847 Yeah, you should.
- 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:14,850 All right. I'll sleep with my girlfriend.
- 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,478 But I'm just doing it for you guys.
- 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:26,361 Now, the mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic Period.
- 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,365 Isn't the mastodon from the Pliocene Epoch?
- 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,033 Shh.
- 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,369 This is a museum. No talking.
- 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:38,039 Right down here we have...
- 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,292 ...a large foot.
- 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:46,798 And over here we have Ross Geller.
- 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,092 Everyone wave "hi" to Ross.
- 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:52,554 Ross is one of our scientists. Look at him hard at work.
- 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,561 Okay, moving right along.
- 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,146 Come on.
- 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:04,774 [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:06,902 It's open. Come in.
- 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,821 - I'm sorry I'm late. - That's okay.
- 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:12,616 I had time to finish glazing my nipples.
- 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,078 You go all out when you're expecting company.
- 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,581 I was working on my pottery.
- 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,583 Oh! Oh!
- 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:25,921 Oh! I didn't know that you did pot.
- 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:32,302 Mostly nudes. It combines my two passions: Pottery and erotica.
- 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:34,304 Erottery!
- 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,598 Hey! Okay!
- 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,767 Thanks for coming out to see me.
- 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:44,022 I thought it'd be a good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person.
- 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:47,359 I don't think it's a good idea.
- 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:50,195 Why not?
- 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,697 You'd be giving up a baby.
- 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,699 And I really don't...
- 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,952 I don't know if anything I say...
- 00:08:57,161 --> 00:09:01,039 ...would make you understand the pain of giving up a baby.
- 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,332 So...
- 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:09,381 No, no, I understand the pain. Don't hurt the puppy!
- 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,217 No, no. The puppy is yours.
- 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,761 I get a puppy?
- 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,638 But for only three days.
- 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,223 Why?
- 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:25,730 I realize I don't have any right to start getting parenty on you now.
- 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:35,156 Look at me and not the puppy. It's very important.
- 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,326 I know what I'm talking about.
- 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,413 I gave up two babies.
- 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:46,418 I only wish I had someone who'd given up babies that told me...
- 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,545 ...how terrible it is.
- 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:54,968 It'd be something you'd regret every day for the rest of your life.
- 00:09:56,387 --> 00:10:00,265 So however hard it is for you to give up this puppy...
- 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:04,686 ...it'd be a million times harder to give up a child.
- 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,609 I shouldn't have given you the puppy first.
- 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,950 Could you sit there? I'm saving this seat for my friend Ross.
- 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:20,577 You mean Dr. Geller?
- 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,955 Doctor? I didn't know he had a nickname.
- 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,167 Oh, he won't sit here.
- 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,461 Only people in white coats sit there.
- 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,672 Only people in blue blazers sit here.
- 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,758 How come?
- 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,009 That's how it is.
- 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,178 That's crazy.
- 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:43,475 It's crazy in a perfect world: A world without lab coats and blazers.
- 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,103 But you not in a perfect world. You in a museum now.
- 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,899 See that scientist?
- 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:56,071 He and I used to play together in grade school, but now...
- 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,574 Peter! Hey, Peter!
- 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,828 It's me, Rhonda from P.S. 129?
- 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:07,248 I shared my pudding with you, man!
- 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,503 I gave you my snack pack!
- 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:16,716 See? He pretend he don't even hear me!
- 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,762 Everyone's pretending they don't hear you.
- 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:26,142 I don't know about your jackets and separate tables...
- 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,852 ...but Ross is my friend.
- 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:31,147 And if I save him a seat, he will sit in it.
- 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:34,818 Ross. Ross.
- 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,736 Here! I saved you a seat!
- 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:43,451 I'm cool here. I'll catch up with you later.
- 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,499 This is saved.
- 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,670 Gift shop.
- 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:05,140 I'm sorry about what happened today.
- 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,810 You do what you got to do.
- 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:13,314 The scientists and the tour guides never sit together.
- 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,279 It's like that everywhere. Mon, back me up.
- 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:22,657 Where you work, the waiters eat with the waiters.
- 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,368 And the chefs eat with the other chefs?
- 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:29,998 I eat by myself in the alley, because everybody hates me.
- 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,918 Look, Ross.
- 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,670 It's no big deal.
- 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,339 You wear a white coat. I wear a blue blazer.
- 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:42,302 If that means we can't be friends at work, so be it.
- 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:43,928 I understand, you know?
- 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:48,933 When I'm in a play and you're in the audience, I don't talk to you.
- 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,187 So it's, you know, it's, uh, cool.
- 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,938 I'll see you tomorrow.
- 00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,069 When we're in the audience, he does wave.
- 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,952 [SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
- 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,206 - Hi. MONICA: Hey.
- 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,627 Why's Phoebe singing to Karl Malden?
- 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:20,465 I think it's time for puppy to go out again.
- 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,926 - Come on, let's go to the balcony. - What?
- 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,346 The street. Come on, let's go to the street.
- 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,058 Don't go on the balcony until after I get back.
- 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,062 So did you do it?
- 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,731 Yes, yes, we had the sex.
- 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,983 Uh-oh. It was bad?
- 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:44,072 It was fine, but she didn't agree with me as strongly as with Joey.
- 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,619 She was like, uh, "I see your point. I'm all right with it."
- 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:55,083 There's not always a lot of agreement the first time.
- 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:59,254 Yeah. Not for girls, anyway. Guys agree like that.
- 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,257 Look, you have to help me.
- 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,633 I mean...
- 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:08,429 I know what to do with a woman. It's always nice.
- 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,931 I need to know...
- 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,141 ...what makes it go from nice to...
- 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:15,270 ..."My God! Somebody's killing her in there!"
- 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:19,440 I'll show you something a lot of guys don't know.
- 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,443 All right.
- 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,945 Now.
- 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:27,991 You don't have to draw an actual... Whoa, she's hot!
- 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,786 Everyone knows the erogenous zones.
- 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,538 You got one, two, three...
- 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,623 ...four...
- 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,918 ...five, six and seven.
- 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,879 There are seven?
- 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,381 Let me see that.
- 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,466 Oh, yeah.
- 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,262 That's one?
- 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,306 Kind of an important one.
- 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,392 I was looking at it upside down.
- 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,856 Well, you know sometimes that helps.
- 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:09,824 Most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp.
- 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,161 That's bad?
- 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:17,373 At Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Matterhorn.
- 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,084 You might if it were like seven.
- 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,174 The important thing is to take your time.
- 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,009 You want to hit them all...
- 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,637 ...mix them up. Keep them on their toes.
- 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:31,971 Oh, toes!
- 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,896 For some people.
- 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,190 MONICA: All right.
- 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:45,860 You could, uh, start out with a little one.
- 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,403 A two.
- 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,905 A one, two, three.
- 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,782 A three.
- 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,326 A five.
- 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,328 A four.
- 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,205 A three, two.
- 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,415 Two. A two, four, six.
- 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,168 Two, four, six.
- 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,045 Four. Two.
- 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,923 Two. Four, seven!
- 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,718 Five, seven! Six, seven!
- 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,304 Seven! Seven!
- 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,390 Seven, seven, seven!
- 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,559 Seven!
- 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,118 Dr. Geller? There's a seat here.
- 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,579 Thank you, Dr. Phillips.
- 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,456 But I'm having my lunch...
- 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,835 ...at this table. Here in the middle.
- 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,753 I'm eating...
- 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,799 ...right here with my good friend, Joey.
- 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,968 If he'll sit with me.
- 00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,600 I will sit with you, Dr. Geller.
- 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:05,940 You know...
- 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,610 ...we work in a museum of natural history.
- 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,363 And yet, there is something...
- 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,115 ...unnatural...
- 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,118 ...about the way we eat lunch.
- 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:22,999 I look around, and you know what I see? I see division.
- 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:28,212 Division between people in white coats and people in blue blazers.
- 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,673 I ask myself, "My God, why?"
- 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,845 Now, I say we shed these coats...
- 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,764 ...that separate us.
- 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,976 And we get to know the people underneath.
- 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,272 I'm Ross!
- 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,776 I'm divorced and I have a kid!
- 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,367 I'm Joey! I'm an actor!
- 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,871 I don't know squat about dinosaurs!
- 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:09,587 I'm Ted, and I just moved here, and New York really scares me.
- 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:12,757 - There you go! - Hang in there, Teddy!
- 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,510 I'm Andrew.
- 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,471 And I didn't pay for this pear.
- 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,391 Okay. Good for you.
- 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:27,438 I'm Rhonda! And these aren't real!
- 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,569 Wow, Rhonda.
- 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,324 - I'm Scott. - Yeah, okay, Scott!
- 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:43,579 I flip the light switch on and off 17 times when I leave a room...
- 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,248 ...or my family will die.
- 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,129 My mom will be here soon.
- 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,714 I can't. I can't give him up.
- 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,509 Yes, no. I can.
- 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,386 I don't want to.
- 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,471 But I can.
- 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,265 No.
- 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,561 I can't watch this. It's like Sophie's Choice.
- 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,856 You know, I never saw that.
- 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,150 Oh, it was only okay.
- 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,319 I can't do this.
- 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:19,699 My mom was right. If I can't give him up...
- 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,201 ...there's no way I can give up a baby.
- 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:26,455 Frank and Alice are going to be so crushed.
- 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:30,293 What else can I give them? A kidney!
- 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,382 We were in the neighborhood.
- 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:40,720 We want to let you know that there's still no pressure.
- 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:41,929 ALICE: None.
- 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:46,601 If there was something you wanted to say, we'll be right there.
- 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,227 Okay.
- 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,438 Who's this little guy?
- 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:53,024 PHOEBE: Oh, um, well...
- 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,820 He's so cute! He reminds me of my old dog, Tumor.
- 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,367 You are so precious, I'd take you home.
- 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,912 Why don't you?
- 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,663 Are you serious?
- 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,998 Uh-huh. Yeah.
- 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,958 Thanks.
- 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,835 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:17,131 - What are you doing? - I'm okay with this.
- 00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,759 You know why? Because look at them.
- 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,802 Look how happy they are.
- 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,931 And I made that, so you know...
- 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:31,437 ...it'll be a million times harder to give up a baby. But God!
- 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:34,398 It'll feel a million times better, right?
- 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,861 I'll do this. I want to carry your baby.
- 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,907 Oh!
- 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,493 Thank you so much!
- 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,496 You don't know what this means to us.
- 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,333 I think I'm going to cry!
- 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,757 It's going to be so great.
- 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:01,968 Hi.
- 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,513 - What's going on? - I gave them the puppy.
- 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:09,600 It made them so happy, I decided to carry their baby.
- 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,186 - Phoebe... - No, I know.
- 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,063 We're different, though.
- 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,565 This is a different situation.
- 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,193 I am not going to regret this.
- 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,280 I understand all that.
- 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,824 It's just, that was my puppy.
- 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,033 Oh!
- 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,999 Would you ever be a surrogate?
- 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,709 Depends who asked.
- 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,627 What if I asked?
- 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,463 Oh, Mon, sure!
- 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,924 - Really? - Yes.
- 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,805 - You're not asking me, are you? - No.
- 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,182 Yes. Totally.
- 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,064 Thank you! Thank you!
- 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,524 Thank you!
- 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,693 Yes, thank you!
- 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,119 [English - US - SDH]
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