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Эпизод, где Чендлер пересекает черту
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Сезон: 04Серия: 07
Описание
После долгих уговоров Фиби Росс снова начинает играть на клавишных. Его музыкальные композиции приводят всю компанию в ужас, за исключением Фиби, которая считает их гениальными. Чувства Чендлера к Кэти достигают критической точки после их поцелуя. Мучимый чувством вины, он в конце концов рассказывает Джои правду, а затем тщетно пытается всё исправить, но безрезультатно. Джои возмущен предательством Чендлера, хотя тот одновременно встречается с другой женщиной.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:06,338 I just saw Kathy naked.
- 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:08,382 It was like torture.
- 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:13,012 If we go to war and you're captured, you're in for a surprise.
- 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,514 It keeps getting worse.
- 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:19,018 I'm in love with my roommate's girlfriend.
- 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:24,189 Every time we're in the same room, there's weird energy between us.
- 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,151 Call me crazy, but I think she likes me too.
- 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:30,612 And now I have seen her naked.
- 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,490 At least with her clothes on...
- 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:37,036 ...I could imagine her body was covered in boils.
- 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:41,749 But there are no boils. She's smooth.
- 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,251 Smooth!
- 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,380 Wow...
- 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,340 Could you see up his robe?
- 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,885 MONICA: Oh, my God. GROUP: Yeah.
- 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,728 - Here you go. - I'll call you.
- 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:45,979 Great.
- 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:49,608 Hey, hey. Who was that?
- 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,111 Casey. We're going out tonight.
- 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,905 Going out? Wow.
- 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:00,410 It didn't work out with Kathy? Bummer.
- 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,954 No, things are fine.
- 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:06,625 I'm having a late meal with her after an early one with Casey.
- 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:08,168 - What? JOEY: Yeah.
- 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:12,297 The craziest thing is, I just ate a whole pizza myself.
- 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:13,966 CHANDLER: Wait...
- 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,468 - You're going out with Kathy. - Yeah.
- 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,137 Why are you upset?
- 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:19,763 Well, I'm upset...
- 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:21,056 ...for you.
- 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:26,687 Sex with an endless line of women must be unfulfilling.
- 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:32,484 What's the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive.
- 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,153 Look, Joey.
- 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:37,698 Kathy's not fulfilling your emotional needs.
- 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,158 But Casey...
- 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,286 Granted, I just saw the back of her head.
- 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:46,081 But I got this sense that she's smart and funny...
- 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,542 ...and gets you.
- 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:52,379 You got all that from the back of her head?
- 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,631 It's time to settle down.
- 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,633 Make a choice. Pick a lane.
- 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,260 Who's Elaine?
- 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,683 [SINGING] Little Tony Tarzan
- 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:10,105 Swinging on a nose hair Swinging with the greatest of ease
- 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,151 I don't know the next verse.
- 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,154 You could just go:
- 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:18,614 [SINGING] Greatest of ease
- 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,073 Ba-ma-na-ma-na-ma...
- 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,825 Then go right into it.
- 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:25,245 I like that.
- 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:28,165 How do you know about "ba-ma-na-ma-na-ma"?
- 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:31,084 You know, I used to play.
- 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:34,338 That's right. The keyboards?
- 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:38,217 A little in high school. I got into it in college.
- 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:41,720 That's when I really found my sound.
- 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,935 Juice just came out of my nose, but it was worth it.
- 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,563 Oh, my God.
- 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:54,441 - I completely forgot about your sound. - Yeah.
- 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:57,611 He'd lock himself in the basement.
- 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:01,698 No one was ever allowed to hear "the sound."
- 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:04,243 I want to hear "the sound."
- 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:09,289 No, I mean, I haven't played in so long.
- 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,834 Well, it's really personal stuff.
- 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,295 Play that funky music, white boy.
- 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:19,258 MONICA: Yeah, come on. - No, you guys.
- 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:22,386 My keyboards are all the way... Yeah, okay.
- 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,519 Okay, guys.
- 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,438 All right. Bring it on, you.
- 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,360 Here we go.
- 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:44,324 [PLAYS ONE NOTE]
- 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:49,288 You know, I've never played my stuff for anyone before.
- 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,999 It's important that you understand...
- 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:54,584 ...it's about communicating...
- 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:58,171 ...very private emotions.
- 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,218 [PLAYS ONE NOTE]
- 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,013 You know...
- 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:10,183 You should think of my work...
- 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:13,895 ...as wordless sound poems.
- 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:21,236 - That's what... - My God, play.
- 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,076 [SAMPLER KEYBOARD PLAYS]
- 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,204 [SOUND EFFECTS PLAY]
- 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,690 Well, you know, that was...
- 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:01,485 ...terrific.
- 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,571 Really...
- 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,615 ...bitchin'.
- 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:12,037 Wow. It was so wow.
- 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,497 Really?
- 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:18,585 Yeah. I mean, you should play in public.
- 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,089 Wow, thanks, you guys. That's...
- 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,508 I want to play you another piece.
- 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,885 ROSS: Oh.
- 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:31,431 I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be back.
- 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:37,104 This is so nice. I mean, I am so...
- 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:44,611 God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement.
- 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:50,075 I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
- 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:54,538 What are you guys talking about? I loved it.
- 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:57,124 It was so moving.
- 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:00,836 It's so different from the stuff you usually hear.
- 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:02,754 You mean, music?
- 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:07,634 [DUCK QUACKS]
- 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,469 I know what you think.
- 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:13,390 Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy.
- 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,142 [KNOCK AT DOOR]
- 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,018 Come in.
- 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:19,354 Hey.
- 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,731 Oh, God. Is that Baywatch?
- 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:25,277 Yes, but I just watch it for the articles.
- 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,612 So is Joey around?
- 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,906 No, he's not back yet.
- 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,451 Come in, have a seat. Bow or stern?
- 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,786 I don't have a preference. You?
- 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,955 I like it in the stern.
- 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,251 Of the boat.
- 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:43,211 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:44,379 Hello.
- 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:48,341 It's me. Casey and I had a little car trouble.
- 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,343 - What happened? JOEY: We broke down.
- 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,637 I have to get transmission fluid.
- 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,600 Tell Kathy that I'm sorry and I'll be there soon.
- 00:07:56,809 --> 00:08:01,354 - Why can't you tell her? JOEY: I think my time is about to...
- 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,148 Joey? Joey?
- 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:04,357 Yeah?
- 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,612 I thought your time ran out.
- 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:11,323 Me too, but I guess I do have...
- 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:17,996 Joey's running a little late, and he says he's sorry.
- 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,499 I guess it's just you and me, then.
- 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,666 Oh.
- 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:24,503 - Okay. - Yeah, I think it is.
- 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,175 So what'd you do today?
- 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,010 I had an appointment to cut my hair.
- 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:35,096 - Looks great. - And then it got canceled.
- 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:37,974 I could cut it.
- 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:39,559 Really?
- 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:44,564 Yeah, I learned at my aunt's dog-grooming shop. What do you say?
- 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,566 Dog grooming?
- 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,110 Don't make my tail too poofy.
- 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,661 You have really great hair.
- 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,372 Oh, thanks. I grow it myself.
- 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,959 [CHANDLER MOANS]
- 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,213 Joey also has great hair.
- 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,423 Yes, Joey has great hair.
- 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:15,095 I'm basically done here. Let me get this hair off your neck.
- 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,235 What are you doing?
- 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,946 Checking if it's even.
- 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,031 Okay.
- 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:38,952 Looks good.
- 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:41,830 [PHONE RINGS]
- 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,791 The phone! The phone's making sounds.
- 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,003 - Hello. - Hey, dude, it's me.
- 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,212 Hey, it's Joey.
- 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:53,133 It looks like we'll be stuck here.
- 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:56,970 I got the fluid. The transmission wasn't there.
- 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,389 - What? JOEY: It fell out.
- 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,017 I just figured we hit a dog.
- 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:04,185 Okay.
- 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:07,689 JOEY: Could you put Kathy on? I want to apologize to her.
- 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,816 It's Joey.
- 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:11,526 Hey...
- 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:14,613 No, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
- 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,741 Yeah, no, stop apologizing. It's okay.
- 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:20,243 I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,081 - I should probably go. - Yeah.
- 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,167 Yes. Yeah...
- 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,968 [KNOCK AT DOOR]
- 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,890 I forgot my purse.
- 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,475 Oh...
- 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,567 I really did. I forgot my purse.
- 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:01,660 - This is bad. It's bad. - Horrible.
- 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,871 Wait, the kiss or the situation?
- 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:06,956 The kiss was good.
- 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,876 - But that's bad. - Here's what we do.
- 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,045 - We forget it. - What?
- 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:17,300 We swallow our feelings, even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good?
- 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,969 Can you really do that?
- 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,556 I have to. He's my best friend.
- 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,350 And you're seeing him.
- 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,561 Chandler, I like Joey a lot.
- 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,271 But with you...
- 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,565 No, don't. Don't, see?
- 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,652 You're getting me confused. I'm starting to yearn.
- 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,448 I'm sorry.
- 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,911 If you want to pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
- 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,331 I think we have to.
- 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:50,709 Okay.
- 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,754 - Bye. - Bye.
- 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,350 Are you still out there?
- 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,728 KATHY: No.
- 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:17,902 [SAMPLER KEYBOARD PLAYS]
- 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,989 [SINGING IN DISTORTED VOICE] Electrifying
- 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,620 Infinite time
- 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:31,124 There's a Starbucks about three blocks down.
- 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:35,378 He's so inspired. Just look at him. Look at him go.
- 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,355 [IN DISTORTED VOICE] Thank you very much.
- 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,775 MONICA: Hey, aren't you up next?
- 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:01,404 - I'm not playing tonight. - Why not?
- 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,574 I can't follow Ross.
- 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,952 It'd be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps...
- 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,206 ...who had to follow the Beatles. No.
- 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:15,293 Phoebe. Ross sucks.
- 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,964 The place has emptied because of him.
- 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:24,093 My God, he's not even appreciated in his own time.
- 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:28,473 I'd give anything to not be appreciated in my own time.
- 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,353 Okay. Phoebe...
- 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,981 You suck too.
- 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,652 Yeah, Phoebe.
- 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,404 You're awful.
- 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,076 You guys.
- 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,995 You suck too.
- 00:13:56,418 --> 00:14:01,005 Man. I can't believe I locked myself out again.
- 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,299 Hang on, buddy.
- 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,556 My God. What happened?
- 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,642 - Did you do all this? Why? CHANDLER: I sure did.
- 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,521 It made me feel good to do something nice for my friend.
- 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,106 You're amazing.
- 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,651 No, this is amazing.
- 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,030 A TV appears from nowhere.
- 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:28,908 The dream.
- 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,953 How did you afford all this?
- 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:35,206 I'm 29. I mean, who needs a savings account?
- 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,167 You're the best friend anyone has ever had.
- 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,045 I don't know.
- 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,463 JOEY: No, you are.
- 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,091 You do this, you give me advice...
- 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:49,178 What you said about focusing on one woman?
- 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,513 I'll do that.
- 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:51,931 With Casey?
- 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,518 I'll see how things go with Kathy. She's cool.
- 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,146 - Or Casey. JOEY: No, Kathy.
- 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,314 Could be Casey.
- 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,607 No, Kathy.
- 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:01,774 Consider Casey.
- 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,030 I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey.
- 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,033 I'll fix you two up. What do you think?
- 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:14,621 That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place.
- 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,463 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:27,926 You were really great. You were really, really great.
- 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,385 Thanks.
- 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:35,183 Monica tells me you don't want to play anymore because of me...
- 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,560 ...and, you know, my talent.
- 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:39,854 Is that true?
- 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,733 - Well, kind of, yeah. - Pheebs...
- 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:47,779 I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it...
- 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:51,532 ...but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift.
- 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,702 See, but...
- 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:59,707 Pheebs, that is the exact opposite intent of my music.
- 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,127 You know, my music is meant to inspire.
- 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,296 If it bothers you this much...
- 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:09,133 ...then I won't play anymore.
- 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,054 No, don't do that.
- 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:18,434 How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music?
- 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,897 Yeah, okay.
- 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:32,448 ROSS: Hey, Chandler. Saw the new furniture. Very nice.
- 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,826 Joey has the best boyfriend ever.
- 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,788 I kissed Kathy.
- 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,373 GROUP: What? Are you serious?
- 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,458 - Does Joey know? CHANDLER: No.
- 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,421 Is there any way you think he will understand this?
- 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,717 You obviously haven't screwed over your friends.
- 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,844 Which we all appreciate.
- 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:57,682 If you'd told him how you felt before you kissed her...
- 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,435 ...knowing Joey, he'd have stepped aside.
- 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,647 Don't say that. That's not true, is it?
- 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,441 GROUP: Yeah. MONICA: He loves you.
- 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,277 Then why didn't you tell me to do that?
- 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,904 I said something to Phoebe.
- 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,782 And I thought it was a really good idea.
- 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,994 GROUP: Yeah, I remember. CHANDLER: Oh, my God.
- 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,371 What am I going to do?
- 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,290 You'll have to tell him.
- 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,042 Why do I have to?
- 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,003 - Because you do. - Yeah, I know.
- 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:34,385 Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this?
- 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,893 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,936 Sambuca Margarita?
- 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,147 It that a real thing?
- 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,567 Well, we only had sambuca, so it is now.
- 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,820 Listen, Joe. I need to...
- 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,572 I need to talk to you.
- 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,866 What's up?
- 00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,744 It's about Kathy.
- 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,165 I like her.
- 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,793 I like her a lot, actually.
- 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,753 You do?
- 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:09,962 Yeah.
- 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,757 Your timing couldn't be better.
- 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,801 She's not my girlfriend anymore.
- 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,135 What?
- 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:20,848 - Yeah, she broke up with me. - When?
- 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,267 Just now, after acting class.
- 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:27,271 I thought she was doing some scene, so I let people watch.
- 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,735 Man, I am so sorry. Are you okay?
- 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:37,240 I've been better, but I'm all right. So you like her?
- 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,034 Yes, but I don't have to.
- 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,954 No, it's okay.
- 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,832 - Yeah? JOEY: Yeah.
- 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,418 You know why? Because you came to me first.
- 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,049 I thought that would be the best thing to do.
- 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,845 You might have your work cut out for you.
- 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:03,933 When I talked to her, I got the feeling she's into some other guy.
- 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,980 See, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
- 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,984 I think I know who the other guy is.
- 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,443 Who?
- 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,613 It's me.
- 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,574 I'm the other guy.
- 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,534 What?
- 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:27,373 When you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking...
- 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,334 ...and one thing led to another, and...
- 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,962 And what? Did you sleep with her?
- 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,797 No, I just kissed her.
- 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,091 What? That's even worse.
- 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,761 - How is that worse? - It's the same.
- 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:45,349 There's nothing I could do. I'm in love with her.
- 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,559 JOEY: Who cares?
- 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,854 You went behind my back? I'd never do that to you.
- 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:53,399 I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.
- 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:58,446 You're so far past the line, that you can't even see the line.
- 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,198 It's a dot to you.
- 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:01,908 Yes.
- 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:06,162 Yes, right. And I feel horrible. You have to believe me.
- 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,831 Is that why you bought all this?
- 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,834 You know what?
- 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,503 JOEY: I will not watch your TV.
- 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,589 I won't listen to your stereo.
- 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:21,093 And there's a loaf in the new bread maker I won't eat. Know why?
- 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,261 Because...
- 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,014 It's all tainted with your betrayal.
- 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:31,479 This apartment is empty to me. I'm not happy about you, either.
- 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,652 [BREAD MAKER BELL RINGS]
- 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,820 And just so you know...
- 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,657 ...I made that bread for you.
- 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,501 [SAMPLER KEYBOARD PLAYS]
- 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,003 [SOUND EFFECTS PLAY]
- 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,049 Oh, my God. He's totally lost it.
- 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,261 What?
- 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:06,806 Phoebe. This cannot get any worse.
- 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,101 Rats in the basement are hanging themselves.
- 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,779 Thank you. Thanks.
- 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,826 I lost it.
- 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,454 I won't play anymore.
- 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,708 Would you... Can you finish my set?
- 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,043 After that? Yeah.
- 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,548 No, I mean, if I can help.
- 00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,556 Like I could lose it.
- 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:54,186 - What? - I played bad on purpose, guys.
- 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,813 - Oh. - Oh.
- 00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,858 You were playing bad this whole time.
- 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,526 Just that last song.
- 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,535 [English - US - SDH]
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