Эпизод с девушкой-грязнулей
Описание
Фиби помогает Монике организовать похороны, но весёлая вдова запугивает Монику, чтобы избежать оплаты. Тогда Фиби берёт дело в свои руки и требует, чтобы вдова оплатила счёт. В итоге обе девушки решают открыть собственный кейтеринговый бизнес. Чендлер неохотно помогает Джои найти Кэти подарок на день рождения лучше, чем тот, который он купил ей сам (книга ограниченного издания из детства Кэти), в итоге жертвуя своим подарком, чтобы заменить безвкусный подарок Джои (ручка с двумя функциями). Росс, испытывая отвращение к грязной квартире своей новой красивой девушки, наконец, решает расстаться с ней. Рейчел полна решимости разгадать кроссворд без посторонней помощи. Позже Кэти благодарит Чендлера за книгу, понимая, что её купил он, а не Джои.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:06,588 - Thanks for the tasty dinner. - You're welcome for a tasty dinner.
- 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,757 PHOEBE: What are you guys looking at?
- 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:11,552 CHANDLER: Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.
- 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:13,595 Yeah, come to Papa!
- 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,436 I know!
- 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,523 Probably the only time I'll say this...
- 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:27,067 ...but did you see the ass on her?
- 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,570 What did you? When did you?
- 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,740 How did you? How did you get a girl like that?
- 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:38,245 So what is she, like a spokesmodel? An aerobics instructor?
- 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:41,790 Actually, she's a paleontology doctoral candidate...
- 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,168 ...specializing in the Cenozoic Era.
- 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:47,046 But that's, like, the easiest era.
- 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,341 I've seen her at work, but I always figured...
- 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:53,135 [SCOFFS]
- 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,263 But, uh, I made her dinner.
- 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:59,975 We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
- 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:06,356 Maybe her friends are betting to see who gets the biggest geek.
- 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,942 Fine by me. Hope she wins.
- 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,159 Hey!
- 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,203 You have any wrapping paper?
- 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:03,038 Is it for my birthday present?
- 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,874 It was your birthday months ago.
- 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:11,213 You said you ordered something special and it just hadn't come yet.
- 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,092 I have a call in about that.
- 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,302 Oh. Okay.
- 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,390 It's for Kathy. It's an early copy of her favorite book.
- 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:24,101 Oh! The Velveteen Rabbit!
- 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,062 When the boy's love makes the rabbit real...
- 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:30,691 Don't touch it, because your fingers have destructive oils.
- 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:34,778 Then you'd better keep it away from Ross' hair.
- 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,241 This is pretty rare. How did you get that?
- 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,077 No big deal. I just went to some bookstores...
- 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:46,582 ...talked to some dealers, called some of the author's grandchildren.
- 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,500 Honey, that's so sweet.
- 00:02:48,751 --> 00:02:53,422 What a great way to say, "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend."
- 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,091 It doesn't say that.
- 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:57,759 Does it?
- 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:02,723 How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful...
- 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:06,935 ...and expensive, and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange?
- 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,772 I'll make sure Joey gets her something really great.
- 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,108 It's got to be better than that book.
- 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,152 Ooh! Like a crossbow!
- 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:19,114 Once again, I am sorry.
- 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,116 Thank you. Bye.
- 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:26,121 I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people.
- 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:29,291 Oh, my God! What happened?
- 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,460 Sixty guests.
- 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,132 Why'd you have to turn it down?
- 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,635 I don't have the money or equipment...
- 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:43,305 ...to handle something that big on such short notice.
- 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:45,807 Wow, what is with all the negativity?
- 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,311 You sound like "Moni-can't," not "Moni-can"!
- 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,564 Moni-ca.
- 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:57,569 You've been playing around with this catering for years.
- 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,405 - Do you want to be a caterer? - I don't know.
- 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,574 There you go! That's the spirit!
- 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:08,080 If you need money, I will lend you money. Just get moving!
- 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:11,833 Really? I'd need $500 for all the food and supplies.
- 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:16,672 It's worth it if it'll get you moving. You haven't worked in months!
- 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:17,881 Neither have you.
- 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,509 Yes, but I'm doing this.
- 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,220 That would be great! Thank you.
- 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,306 - Hey! CHANDLER & KATHY: Hey!
- 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,810 Can I borrow your apartment keys?
- 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,019 Why?
- 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:35,857 You can pee here.
- 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:43,031 Ha-ha-ha. Yes, I can, of course. Excuse me.
- 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:46,368 It's okay. The duck's using our bathroom anyway.
- 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:51,873 What are you getting for her birthday?
- 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,710 We've been dating a couple weeks. I got to get her something?
- 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,003 ALL: Yes!
- 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,964 Yes! You have to get her something really nice.
- 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:02,259 - I know! - And not one of your coupons...
- 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:04,261 ...for an hour of "Joey Love."
- 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,601 Ooh! A crossword! Can I help?
- 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:13,061 No!
- 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,605 Last week I got all but three answers...
- 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,400 ...and I want to finish one without any help.
- 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:19,818 Fine.
- 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:23,739 But you can't help me develop my new universal language.
- 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,867 - Hey! - How'd it go?
- 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:30,078 Oh, my God! It was the best funeral ever!
- 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,914 Everyone loved the food.
- 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,584 I even got another funeral for tomorrow.
- 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,086 The dead guy from today's best friend.
- 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:42,132 It's like I am the official caterer for that accident.
- 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,301 Mon, I'm so happy for you!
- 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,262 Thanks. Check out my new catering stuff.
- 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,765 Look! I'm an omelet station!
- 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,851 - Omelet? Made to order? - Ha!
- 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,479 I'll have one, please. Plus my money.
- 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,023 Oh...
- 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,609 I didn't realize you needed it right away.
- 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:04,321 You told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I be'd.
- 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,991 I used it to buy all this stuff.
- 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:11,620 I got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back then.
- 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:15,123 Oh! Okay. Sorry I acted like a bank.
- 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:25,550 [ROSS GROANS]
- 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:28,678 Um, would you like to come in?
- 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:33,183 Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools?
- 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,603 According to recent findings.
- 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,772 [BOTH LAUGHING]
- 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,242 Here, Mitzi! Here, Mitzi!
- 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,662 Uh, Mitzi is?
- 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,664 My hamster.
- 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,834 I hope she's okay. I haven't seen her in a while.
- 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:00,877 Have a seat.
- 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,462 [MOUTHS] Where?
- 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,674 Uh, oh! Do you, uh...?
- 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,676 [CANS CRUNCHING]
- 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,223 Do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
- 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:16,017 - What? - Well, I do.
- 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:20,522 Let's go back to my place, light a couple candles...
- 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:24,526 ...break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
- 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:29,197 - I'd rather not. - Oh, yeah? Why not?
- 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:33,034 Okay, um... Don't take this the wrong way...
- 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,705 ...but your place kind of has a weird smell.
- 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,215 - Is everything in the car? - Did you settle the bill?
- 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,718 No. I hate this part.
- 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:53,013 Ooh! Oh! Look what we almost left!
- 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:55,223 - That's not mine. - Oh.
- 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:57,726 Ooh. Look what we almost took!
- 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,771 [CROWD CHATTERING]
- 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:06,735 Excuse me, Ms. Burkart?
- 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,904 Well, we're all cleaned up.
- 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:12,532 Oh. Good. Thank you.
- 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:15,535 Um, ahem...
- 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:19,915 And, well, there's this small matter of the, um...
- 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,751 - Dear? - The matter of...
- 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:25,170 ...payment.
- 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:30,091 Jack used to handle the finances.
- 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:32,427 [SOBBING]
- 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:44,272 You know what we should all do?
- 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,608 Go see a musical.
- 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,612 Sure.
- 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,323 You know which one?
- 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,494 The 1996 Tony Award winner.
- 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,331 Do you know the name of that one?
- 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,125 I don't know, um, Grease?
- 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,170 No.
- 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,340 Rent?
- 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,634 Yes! Rent!
- 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:15,095 So when do you want to go?
- 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,722 What? I'm sorry. I can't, I'm busy.
- 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,978 Hey...
- 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:27,566 Man, it is so hard to shop for girls. Ugh!
- 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,819 Yes, it is, at Office Max!
- 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,406 What did you get her?
- 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,492 A pen.
- 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:42,914 It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock. Huh?
- 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,835 - Ha, ha. You can't give her that. - Why not?
- 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,336 She's not 11!
- 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,674 And it's not the seventh night of Chanukah.
- 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:59,180 What he means by that is, while this is a very nice gift...
- 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,017 ...maybe it's not something a boyfriend gives.
- 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,518 Sure, it is.
- 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,020 She needs a pen for work.
- 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:09,774 She's writing. She turns it over. "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
- 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:16,072 All right. What did you get for Angela Del Veccio's birthday?
- 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,366 She didn't have one.
- 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:20,869 For three years?
- 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:26,207 Look, it's too late, and I got an audition.
- 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,418 I can't shop anymore.
- 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:33,381 I will go out and try to find something for her.
- 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,216 Thanks, man.
- 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,553 While you're at it, could you get her a card?
- 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:42,432 Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?
- 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:46,061 Or just get a card that has a poem already in it.
- 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:52,233 - Oh! You have to get our money. - She couldn't stop crying.
- 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:55,945 With those thick glasses, her tears look giant.
- 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,614 I know, it's tough.
- 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,992 You know what the first thing I did after my mom's funeral was?
- 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,078 - What? - Pay the caterer!
- 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,580 I've had a lot of jobs.
- 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:09,751 And there are some people who always try to get out of paying.
- 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,587 It's either "That massage wasn't long enough"...
- 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,090 ...or "I don't know any of those songs"...
- 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:19,302 ...or "These sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
- 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,638 Okay.
- 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,598 So you think she's faking?
- 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:27,435 There weren't any tears till you showed her the bill.
- 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,604 She sounded pretty upset to me.
- 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:30,772 ["YOU'RE A GRAND OLD FLAG" PLAYING ON PIANO]
- 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,440 [SINGING] You're a grand old flag
- 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:36,736 You're a high-flying flag And forever in peace may you wave
- 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:39,447 She seems fine now.
- 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:49,332 So you just left? Her place was really that bad?
- 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,253 You throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day.
- 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:57,298 Like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage.
- 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,886 And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage.
- 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,766 And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time...
- 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,269 ...and garbage is all that has survived.
- 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,815 - Here. - Wow. Thanks.
- 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,192 So, uh, what happened?
- 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,695 Nothing. I had to get out of there.
- 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,322 Next time, you take her to your place.
- 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,325 I tried that. She says it has a weird smell.
- 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:28,830 - What kind of smell? - I don't know. Soap?
- 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,791 - Listen, you like this girl, right? - Yeah.
- 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,918 - You want to see her again? - Yeah.
- 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,880 So you're going to have to do it in the mess!
- 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,675 Yeah, okay. You're right.
- 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:44,345 I mean, uh, who cares about a little sloppiness?
- 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,181 Yeah.
- 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,850 - It's endearing, really. - All right!
- 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:52,061 Now you go get that beautiful pig!
- 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,899 [SNORTS]
- 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:05,450 I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present...
- 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,495 ...for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
- 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:09,662 Any luck?
- 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:14,250 Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible Things for Kathy."
- 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:17,378 Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
- 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:21,216 Just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen...
- 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:24,219 ...and you get her something worse than that...
- 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,762 ...like a regular pen.
- 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,766 She's really going to love this, you know?
- 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,061 The bottom line is, I want her to have it...
- 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,606 ...even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her.
- 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,775 Aw, honey, that's so sweet.
- 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,237 Yeah? You don't think it's just pathetic?
- 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,280 Oh, "pathetic"!
- 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:50,495 Hey! I've been looking all over for you.
- 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,998 - Where? - Our place. The hall.
- 00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:58,920 I got something.
- 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,679 It's a book.
- 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,764 A book?
- 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,768 Is it a book that's also a safe?
- 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,022 It's a book that's just a book.
- 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:22,110 It's The Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite as a kid.
- 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,821 So, uh, just let me know if she likes it, okay?
- 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,114 You got it.
- 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,616 Thanks for doing this. I owe you one.
- 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,498 There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?
- 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,002 No, it came out to an even twenty.
- 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,798 Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.
- 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,011 ["JEEPERS CREEPERS" PLAYING ON PIANO]
- 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,097 [SINGING] Jeepers Creepers
- 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,974 Where'd you get those peepers?
- 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,769 Jeepers Creepers Where'd you get those eyes?
- 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:57,937 You didn't get the money?
- 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,648 Maybe I can try at intermission?
- 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,318 You know what? Let's just go.
- 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,571 No! Hey! We're not leaving till we get paid!
- 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,865 I don't know who she thinks she is.
- 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,950 Enough is enough!
- 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,453 Hey, widow?
- 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,790 Widow? Excuse me? Excuse me!
- 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,083 [PIANO STOPS]
- 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:24,339 Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you.
- 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,842 Um, but we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid...
- 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,969 ...because you ate that service.
- 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:34,474 We are not leaving here until we are paid every penny, because...
- 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:38,853 ...we're part-time caterers and we have no place else to go.
- 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,565 All right. I'll get my bag.
- 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,067 Good.
- 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,410 I'm going to leave some cards here.
- 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,707 Please think of us for your next event.
- 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,382 You want to come inside?
- 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,759 Yes.
- 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,805 Yes, I do.
- 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,275 I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable.
- 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,636 - Guess who. - Uh...
- 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,347 Department of Sanitation?
- 00:16:57,599 --> 00:17:00,226 - It's me. - Ha, oh!
- 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,771 [BOTH LAUGHING AND MOANING]
- 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,488 Aw!
- 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,490 What?
- 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,493 - Oh, Cheryl! - Oh, Ross!
- 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:21,205 Oh! Oh!
- 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,085 [SHOUTING]
- 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,838 Oh! God!
- 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,508 Aah! Oh, my God!
- 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,598 No! No!
- 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,392 It's my hamster! It's Mitzi!
- 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:45,313 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I must have freaked out.
- 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,106 Thank God it's not Mitzi!
- 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,984 It's just a rat.
- 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,490 I did it! Aah!
- 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,743 I finished it! I did it all by myself!
- 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,870 And there's nobody to hug.
- 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,790 Move!
- 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,214 Hey! Hey, you guys!
- 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,633 I finished it all by myself! Hug me.
- 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,426 Yay! So good!
- 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,221 MONICA: Congratulations. RACHEL: Thank you.
- 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,639 How did it go?
- 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:23,851 The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did.
- 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,229 I'm a hard-ass.
- 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,526 And I'm a wuss. We should be partners.
- 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:34,529 Hard-ass and wuss. We could fight crime.
- 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,199 Wait a minute, Phoebe.
- 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,409 We should be partners.
- 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,745 We should be catering partners.
- 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,707 You're not working now, and we have a great time together.
- 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,585 - Okay. - I cook and you take care of the money.
- 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,963 Oh! Lt'll be like I have a wife in the '50s!
- 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,172 [BOTH SCREAM]
- 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,803 - Hey. - Hey!
- 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,721 How did she like the gift?
- 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,808 She loved it. She's showing the girls right now.
- 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,226 Yeah? That's great.
- 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,769 I got to tell you...
- 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,897 ...I feel bad taking credit for this, because...
- 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,150 ...am I going to get a lot of credit for this!
- 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,777 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,237 [CHANDLER GROANS]
- 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:18,781 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,117 Hey. Happy birthday.
- 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,743 Thank you.
- 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,246 You know, uh, Chandler got you a gift too.
- 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,082 No, he didn't.
- 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,337 Yeah, he did. Look, it's right there on the counter. Ho, ho!
- 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,762 Happy birthday.
- 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,015 I'm sorry.
- 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,269 You really didn't have to.
- 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,272 - Wow! - See...
- 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,818 You think it's just a pen, but you turn it over and it's also a clock.
- 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,779 Really? No, this is great!
- 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,033 - Thank you, Chandler. - Oh. Yeah.
- 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,118 Aw. Heh.
- 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,370 Want to go to bed?
- 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,457 I'll be in, in a minute.
- 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:16,130 Oh, uh... Don't forget your coupon.
- 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,471 Good night.
- 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,475 Um, thank you for the gift.
- 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:32,647 Oh, uh, I just knew that sometimes when you're writing...
- 00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:35,650 ...you don't always know the exact time.
- 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,321 No, I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book.
- 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:42,907 Uh, the book?
- 00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,700 The Velveteen Rabbit?
- 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,828 I have a feeling you had something to do with it.
- 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,288 What do you mean?
- 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,832 When Joey gave it to me he said:
- 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:56,587 "This is because I know you like rabbits, and I know you like cheese."
- 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,175 Thanks. I love it.
- 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,386 I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
- 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:04,929 [STAMMERS]
- 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:09,684 In case you missed that, that sound was, "Oh, well."
- 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,729 You must really like Joey to go to all that trouble.
- 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,439 Oh, yeah. He's my...
- 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,697 He's my best friend.
- 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,867 - Well... - Good night.
- 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,422 Hey, that coupon expires, you know.
- 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,639 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:53,394 Hi, uh, you don't know me. I'm Monica Geller, Ross' sister.
- 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:56,856 You know, it's too bad that didn't work out.
- 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,400 Anyway, he told me about your apartment.
- 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,570 Well, I couldn't sleep thinking about it.
- 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,825 So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
- 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,120 No?
- 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,593 [English - US - SDH]
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