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Эпизод с новой подругой Джоуи
The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Сезон: 04Серия: 05
Описание
Фиби простудилась, думая, что это улучшит её певческий голос, но её расстраивает, когда её «сексуальная мокрота» исчезает. Затем она отчаянно пытается снова подхватить простуду от разных источников, включая Монику и Гюнтера, чтобы вернуть свой «сексуальный» голос. Росс пытается вызвать ревность у Рэйчел, встречаясь с Амандой, красивой женщиной с ребёнком возраста Бена, но обнаруживает, что она воспринимает его только как няню для своего ребёнка. В отместку Рэйчел также начинает встречаться с симпатичным студентом Джошем, который оказывается незрелым и постоянно ворует у неё и её компании. Тем временем Чендлер влюбляется в новую девушку Джои, актрису Кэти, к большому огорчению последнего.
Субтитры
- 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,050 Hello!
- 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:11,844 What's this?
- 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:15,097 Oh, right! It's that girl's phone number.
- 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,936 There it is. Just a phone number...
- 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,023 ...a really hot girl gave me.
- 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:29,862 No big deal. I mean, it is her home phone number but...
- 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:35,701 Whoa!
- 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:41,749 Whoops! Heh. Almost lost this baby!
- 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:46,962 The lovely Amanda gives me her number, and I go and drop it.
- 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,966 [GASPING]
- 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,676 [SNEEZES]
- 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,222 Thank you.
- 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:48,190 - Rachel? - Yeah?
- 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,943 - When's your birthday? - May 5th. Why?
- 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,529 I'm making a list of birthdays.
- 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,365 - Mine's December... - Yeah, whatever.
- 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,037 CHANDLER: Oh! She's pretty!
- 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,958 Pretty, uh, pretty girl. The pretty... She's pretty.
- 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,545 - Go ask her out. - Ha, ha.
- 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:12,881 - What's the worst that could happen? - I could die.
- 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,884 Yeah, it's tough being single.
- 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:19,304 That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.
- 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,891 Ross, you guys went out once.
- 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:27,437 You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.
- 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:33,402 I tell people secrets.
- 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,195 It makes them like me.
- 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:40,075 Hey.
- 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,410 [PHEOBE SNEEZES AND GROUP GROANS]
- 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,619 Phoebe.
- 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:45,789 You're sick. You shouldn't play. Go home.
- 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,791 [IN CONGESTED VOICE] But I'm unemployed.
- 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:50,627 My music is all I really have now.
- 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,756 Well, music and making my own shoes. Pretty, huh?
- 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,471 All right, I'll do it.
- 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,515 I'll go get shot down.
- 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:05,434 Any advice?
- 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:06,977 Just be yourself...
- 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,146 ...but not too much.
- 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,441 Wish me luck.
- 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,234 Good luck!
- 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,156 Wish it!
- 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:24,828 Hi. I was just sitting over there and...
- 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:27,289 Uh, my name's Chandler. Did I say that?
- 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:29,666 No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
- 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,127 - Kathy with a K or a C? - With a K.
- 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,670 Hey!
- 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,799 Wow, you are really good at this!
- 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,968 I'm out on a limb here!
- 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,137 I'm sorry. You're right.
- 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,806 But I should tell you I'm waiting for a date.
- 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,517 And there he is now!
- 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,353 - Hey! - Hey!
- 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,146 - Hey! Hey! - Hey!
- 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,815 - I see you guys already met. - Yeah.
- 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,193 I was trying to demonstrate...
- 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,862 ...how I could get my very large feet...
- 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,323 ...into my even bigger mouth.
- 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,992 Didn't I tell you?
- 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,495 Always showing off.
- 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:07,788 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:11,291 Before I start, I want to say that I have a cold.
- 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:15,671 So if I sneeze during a song, it's not on purpose.
- 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,007 Oh! Except the last verse of "Pepper People."
- 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:22,678 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:26,431 [SINGING IN CONGESTED VOICE] Smelly cat, smelly cat
- 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,601 What are they feeding you?
- 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,021 This chick sounds good.
- 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,107 Smelly cat
- 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:40,070 Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
- 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:48,954 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:53,417 At 2:30 a.m., I didn't expect to fight over the remote.
- 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:57,337 Sorry, there's this Ernie Kovacs thing I wanted to watch.
- 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,214 That's why I got up too.
- 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,216 You're kidding? I love him!
- 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,431 Sorry about this afternoon. If I'd known, I wouldn't have...
- 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:09,057 Oh, please. Heh.
- 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:13,395 Joey tells me you two met in acting class.
- 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:17,566 We were partners. Joey picked three scenes for us.
- 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:20,569 - All of them had us making out. - Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:24,072 That's good, because he used to make me rehearse with him.
- 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,949 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,243 - Oh, oh, oh! - Is it on?
- 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,620 No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
- 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:31,872 Hey!
- 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,959 Oh, my God!
- 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:38,628 Oh! It's on!
- 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,630 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
- 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:44,676 [CHICK CHIRPS]
- 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:48,096 Here we go, little fella.
- 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:50,599 What about the duck?
- 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,642 - The duck can swim. - Of course.
- 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,482 [SINGING IN CONGESTED VOICE] My sticky shoes
- 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,943 My sticky, sticky shoes
- 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,197 Why you stick on me?
- 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,324 Baby
- 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,703 Thanks for the lights, honey.
- 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:16,458 Way to go!
- 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,627 Your cold makes you sound great.
- 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:21,797 It's fun. God, I love how sexy I am!
- 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:23,799 [COUGHING]
- 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,638 Kath, we should get going. We're going to buy hamsters.
- 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,473 GROUP: Aw. - I love them.
- 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:36,019 No, it's not like that. I work for a medical researcher.
- 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,148 - Have fun. - Okay.
- 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:42,984 It's nice that the medical community...
- 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,195 ...is trying to help sick hamsters.
- 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,033 - You know, I like Kathy. - Yeah?
- 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:53,245 Me too! She's so cool and pretty.
- 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,496 She is.
- 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,998 She's smart and funny.
- 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:01,503 We were up all last night talking. She said the funniest thing about...
- 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:02,963 What?
- 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:06,174 You love her.
- 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,218 No, I don't.
- 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,846 Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
- 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:16,351 - Come on, just lay off him. - Thank you.
- 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:20,230 He's a little sensitive right now because he's so in love!
- 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:22,023 All right.
- 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,608 [GROUP MOANS AND KISSES]
- 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,694 MONICA: Ooh, Kathy!
- 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:27,362 Kathy, I love you!
- 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,031 [MOANS AND KISSES]
- 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:42,002 I need to write some depressing stuff for my new bluesy voice.
- 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,713 But nothing sad has ever happened to me.
- 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,007 How about your mom dying?
- 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,926 Or living on the streets when you were 14?
- 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:51,928 Uh-huh.
- 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:56,558 I could write about when my hair did that woo-hoo thing.
- 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,563 - Hey. MONICA & PHOEBE: Hey.
- 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,232 I'm going over to Amanda's tonight.
- 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,109 - Rachel's not here. - Oh.
- 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:10,739 How's it going with her?
- 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:14,784 Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight may be the night.
- 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:18,914 The kids will play together, and when they're asleep...
- 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:22,042 ...Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine...
- 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:25,253 ...do a little playing ourselves.
- 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:30,342 Hi, guys! This is Josh.
- 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,135 Josh, these are my friends.
- 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:34,095 And that's Ross.
- 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,932 - Hi, Josh. PHOEBE: Hi.
- 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,433 Dudes.
- 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,268 You played in college?
- 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:44,147 Aw, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity.
- 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:48,360 Didn't you play soccer in high school?
- 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:53,073 No, wait. You organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
- 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:58,286 It's getting late. I got to get to the game, so I'll... head.
- 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,126 I'll miss you.
- 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,628 Dope!
- 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,801 Wow! Cute one.
- 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:15,303 - Very cute. - I know. Isn't he great?
- 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:19,975 So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know?
- 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,394 There's nothing boring about him.
- 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,854 I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
- 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,856 Maybe he'll get to go soon.
- 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:29,651 Like on a class trip or something.
- 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,905 You know what else is great about him?
- 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,116 Ugh, what's the word for an adult...
- 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,910 ...who has no dinosaur toys in their bedroom?
- 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:40,620 Oh...
- 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,668 What was that?
- 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:48,003 Monica knows.
- 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,840 It's this dumb thing Ross made up to fool our parents.
- 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:55,635 It's a way of giving the finger without actually giving it.
- 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,140 I cried the night you made that up.
- 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:04,185 It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.
- 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,732 I'm going to go get ready...
- 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:16,031 ...for my date tonight...
- 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,033 ...so I'll just head.
- 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,788 I should go too. I'm playing in one hour.
- 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,040 Hey...
- 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,708 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,960 [IN NORMAL VOICE] You guys should come hear me. Ooh!
- 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,420 Hear me. Ooh!
- 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,589 [SINGING] My sticky shoes
- 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,507 Ew! Ew!
- 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,262 I lost my sexy phlegm!
- 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,936 ROSS: Hi. - Hi. Hi, Ben.
- 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,564 - You look great! - Thanks.
- 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,066 Yeah, okay...
- 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,901 Hey, Tommy!
- 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,403 I'm so glad you could come tonight.
- 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,782 Oh, no. It's my pleasure.
- 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,701 My cell phone number is on the counter.
- 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,079 Help yourself to the fridge.
- 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,457 I appreciate this. I've been trying to date...
- 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,250 ...this guy for a month.
- 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,086 I...
- 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,797 Uh, I'd appreciate it if you'd drink your wine...
- 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,299 ...after the kids are asleep.
- 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,971 Oh, uh...
- 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,767 Thanks for this. I hope I can do the same for you sometime.
- 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,735 Who wants to make some long-distance calls?
- 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,788 Kathy! Kathy!
- 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,083 Hi, Kathy! Kathy!
- 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,293 [CAR HORN HONKS]
- 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,635 Kathy!
- 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,850 Fetch! Fetch it!
- 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,313 Kathy! Kathy!
- 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,568 [MUFFLED SHOUTING]
- 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:26,161 Kathy!
- 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,414 Hey. Chandler, what are you doing here?
- 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,917 I just wanted to say, "hey!"
- 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,005 - Hey! - Okay.
- 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,222 You're making it sound worse than it was.
- 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,683 Her date tipped me $10!
- 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,731 What are you doing?
- 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,443 I want to be sexy again, so I'm trying to catch a cold.
- 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,612 Should be easy. They're pretty common.
- 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,239 MONICA: You'll catch pneumonia!
- 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,746 You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.
- 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,414 - What? - Are you serious?
- 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,917 How's that possible? You barely know her.
- 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,877 I don't know. I just...
- 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,379 I can't get her out of my head.
- 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,800 I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person.
- 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,968 I'm a horrible person.
- 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,431 "No, you're not. We still love you, Chandler!"
- 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,727 [SNEEZES]
- 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,979 Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.
- 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,440 You mean you stole it!
- 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,403 Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
- 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,447 [CHUCKLING]
- 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,824 JOEY: Hey.
- 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,493 We were just talking about you.
- 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,870 Really?
- 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,498 The time you got drunk and fell asleep...
- 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,958 ...with your head in the toilet.
- 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,960 [LAUGHING]
- 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,461 Right in there!
- 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,843 Ninety-nine...
- 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,513 ...a hundred. Ready or not, here I come!
- 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,977 Let's go over the concept one more time.
- 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:15,979 - Hey! - Hey!
- 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,941 You want to get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
- 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,528 Oh, um... You know what? I already ate.
- 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,741 - It's 4:30. - I had a big meal on Monday.
- 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,494 So that'll get me straight through the week.
- 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,956 I see what's going on here.
- 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,376 - You do? - Yeah.
- 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,128 You don't like Kathy.
- 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,922 You got me.
- 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,384 You've been avoiding her since we started dating.
- 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,761 I made an effort to like Janice.
- 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:53,474 Now you make an effort to like Kathy by going out with us. Right?
- 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,644 - Yeah, right. - Good. And hey, my treat.
- 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,814 Because you're not eating, right?
- 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,357 Right.
- 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,572 Ross isn't here.
- 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,450 Oh. Stop it!
- 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,580 I'll see you at the party?
- 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:19,208 Beer's fear, man! 24/7!
- 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,419 Yeah!
- 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,591 I am so going to marry that guy.
- 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,887 - Ugh! - What?
- 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,056 I think he's stealing from me.
- 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,307 Why?
- 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,185 Because he's stealing from me!
- 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:39,687 - Hi, it's me. RACHEL: Hi.
- 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,022 And soup.
- 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:44,734 I saw Josh. He looked yummy in your leather jacket.
- 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:46,986 [GRUNTS]
- 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:52,533 I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup.
- 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:57,789 There's no chicken in the broth, so it's really noodle water.
- 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,960 MONICA: Thank you so much. - Sure.
- 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,380 What are you doing?
- 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,467 I need your germs. I want my cold back.
- 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,095 I miss my sexy voice.
- 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,305 Sorry, Phoebe.
- 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,182 It's okay.
- 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,227 - How's the soup? - Mm.
- 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,897 [GROANS]
- 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,737 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]
- 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,996 Oh! Check it out! You can see that girl's underwear.
- 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,248 - Is she great, or what? - Ha, ha.
- 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,166 Huh? What do you think?
- 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,586 She's not really my type.
- 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,506 Not your type? She's gorgeous.
- 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,218 You know what it is? The fishnet stockings.
- 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,680 Whenever I see a girl in those, it reminds me of...
- 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,932 ...my father in fishnet stockings.
- 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:03,062 Understanding a little more of why you're single.
- 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,941 I have a friend you'd like. We could double date.
- 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,277 No, thanks.
- 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:13,573 I've got some ugly friends who are available too.
- 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,367 I'm going to grab a beer.
- 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,120 I'll be right back.
- 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,587 - What was that? - What?
- 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,174 Kathy's being really nice and you walked away.
- 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,217 What do you want from me?
- 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,094 I want you to like her.
- 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:39,223 If that's too damn difficult, then at least you could pretend.
- 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,808 I am pretending.
- 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,393 Then do it better.
- 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:46,439 What do you say, I go tell her how much I like her?
- 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,358 I could tell her I've been thinking of her.
- 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,944 I haven't stopped thinking of her since we met.
- 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,156 I'm so over-the-top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat...
- 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:58,367 ...in love with her, that every minute...
- 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,497 ...I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!
- 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,373 That's pretty good.
- 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,421 But you might want to tone it down a little.
- 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:19,847 Hey. Uh, Amanda just dropped me off.
- 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,683 That's one of the things I love about her.
- 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,936 She's old enough to drive.
- 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:30,024 You're not going to Mom and Dad's tonight?
- 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,526 No. Sorry.
- 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,361 Where's Amanda?
- 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,113 Get me some cough drops.
- 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,573 I'm thinking you could bring her...
- 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,119 ...and go to your old room and not make out.
- 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,788 Cough drop, please?
- 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,332 At least she's not going out with me...
- 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,584 ...to get into R-rated movies.
- 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,044 [MONICA COUGHING]
- 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,338 Why don't you marry her?
- 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:56,259 Wait, you can't! I forgot. She's not a lesbian.
- 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,263 Amanda and I...
- 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,140 You have nothing!
- 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:06,102 You're not even going out! You're her babysitter.
- 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,438 You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
- 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,276 [LAUGHING]
- 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,823 Oh, that is so sad.
- 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,328 What are you laughing at, Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend...
- 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,122 ...- is-stealing-from me?
- 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,915 [GRUNTING]
- 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,335 So he stole a few bucks. Big deal!
- 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,421 He got me something with it.
- 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,298 That's mine!
- 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:41,971 Would you both please start acting like adults?
- 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,682 And give me my cough drops!
- 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,394 - Fine. - Sorry.
- 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,938 - Here. - Thank you.
- 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,360 At least I made $10 in my relationship.
- 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,697 You know...
- 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,207 [SINGING] Parading goats are parading
- 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,500 Parading down the street
- 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,962 Parading goats are parading
- 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,132 Leaving little treats
- 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,802 Does it even work without my sexy voice?
- 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,471 I like it.
- 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:24,972 [SNEEZES]
- 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,642 - Gunther, kiss me. - What?
- 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,817 Do it, Deputy! Do something!
- 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,195 [JOEY & KATHY GIGGLING]
- 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,409 [TELEVISION VOLUME INCREASES]
- 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:46,994 Hey!
- 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,288 [VOLUME DECREASES]
- 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:53,084 We aren't exactly sleeping in here, but do you mind?
- 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,511 Can I sleep on your couch?
- 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,106 [SNAPPING FINGERS]
- 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,650 [SINGING IN FRENCH ACCENT] And I'm still waiting
- 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,319 For my papier-mâché man
- 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,199 Thank you, my babies.
- 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,539 - Rachel? RACHEL: Yeah?
- 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:36,127 Did you hear what happened between me and Phoebe?
- 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,546 - No. - We kissed.
- 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,550 I didn't initiate it, but I also didn't stop it.
- 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,468 I've been feeling guilty.
- 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:48,889 Okay
- 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,850 So, um...
- 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:52,727 ...are we cool?
- 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,898 Okay.
- 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,068 I knew you would understand.
- 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,535 [English - US - SDH]
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