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Эпизод с кошкой
The One with the Cat
Сезон: 04Серия: 02
Описание
Моника случайно встречает Чипа Мэтьюза, парня Рейчел на выпускном балу, и очень рада, когда он приглашает её на свидание, хотя это вызывает напряжение между ней и Рейчел (и в конечном итоге с Россом). Моника быстро понимает, что Чип так и не повзрослел после окончания школы, и бросает его. Чендлер заставляет Джои продать тумбу под телевизор, которую он построил, после того как Чендлер постоянно рвёт о неё свой рабочий костюм. Потенциальный покупатель запирает Джои внутри тумбы, а затем крадёт большую часть мебели парней. Фиби вне себя от радости, обнаружив кошку, в которой, как она считает, заключен дух её приёмной матери (Лили).
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,420 [COAT RIPS]
- 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,673 Wow. That ripped.
- 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,385 That ripped real nice.
- 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:16,098 How many times do I have to tell you? You turn and slide.
- 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,017 You know? Turn and slide.
- 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,102 No, you don't turn and slide.
- 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,854 You throw it out.
- 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:26,275 I'm tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed.
- 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:30,529 Well, we're not throwing it out. I built this thing with my own hands.
- 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:31,905 All right.
- 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,866 How about we sell it?
- 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,202 All right.
- 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:40,164 But you're gonna have to tell them.
- 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:41,415 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
- 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:47,296 You mind if we stick you in a different cabinet? They seem all right with it.
- 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,555 [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
- 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:40,891 CHIP [ON RECORDING]: Monica, it's Chip. - Yes.
- 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,351 - Who's Chip? - Shh.
- 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,103 CHIP: It was good running into you today.
- 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:48,023 So, uh, here's my number. 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.
- 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,484 Chip is Chip Matthews.
- 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,446 The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why's he calling you?
- 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:58,534 Because I ran into him at the bank. He is still so cute.
- 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:02,538 Monica, you're so lucky. He's, like, the most popular guy in school.
- 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,415 I know.
- 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:09,753 Chip? Hi, it's Monica.
- 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:17,594 Okay.
- 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:19,471 Okay. Goodbye.
- 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,975 Oh, my God. We just had the best conversation.
- 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,567 - I was just leaving. RACHEL: Good.
- 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,819 Because I've got a product report to read.
- 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,739 It's, like, eight pages. I hope I don't fall asleep.
- 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,449 Why? Did you write it?
- 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,371 Whoa.
- 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:45,956 Look at that.
- 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:49,168 Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants.
- 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,254 Well, uh, actually...
- 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:56,967 I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
- 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,765 Well, um...
- 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,685 Why don't you give him a call?
- 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:14,860 Okay.
- 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:18,906 [CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:22,201 - Are you sure you want to hear this? - Oh, I'm sure.
- 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,372 Chip. Hi, it's Rachel.
- 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,333 Rachel Green.
- 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,461 Yeah. Um, you left me a message?
- 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,673 Yes, you did. My roommate wrote it down.
- 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,927 Monica Geller?
- 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:44,806 Oh.
- 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:48,560 Oh, that's right.
- 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,732 He called to ask out Monica.
- 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:57,611 That's got to be embarrassing.
- 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:06,328 [SINGING] Dumb drunken bitch
- 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,207 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
- 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,709 Thank you. Thanks. Ha, ha.
- 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,338 Now here's a question.
- 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:19,591 Where'd you guys get the "finest oak east of the Mississippi"?
- 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:23,512 Uh-uh. First you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.
- 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,430 I'm reading your ad.
- 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:28,141 - Looks good, huh? ROSS: Yeah.
- 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:31,812 "Stunning entertainment center, fine...
- 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:35,524 Fine Italian craftsmanship."
- 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:40,028 Oh, my God. You guys are selling the entertainment center?
- 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,114 - Why? I love that thing. - You want it?
- 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,199 - Oh, no. - No.
- 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,202 Uh, Gepetto?
- 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,455 Five thousand dollars?
- 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,416 Are you insane?
- 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:55,544 Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks.
- 00:04:55,712 --> 00:05:00,757 All right, look, I'm changing it to $50 or your best offer.
- 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:05,095 What kind of profit is that? And you call yourself an accountant?
- 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,223 No.
- 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,644 Oh.
- 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,647 What do you do?
- 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:19,151 I can't believe you don't know what I do for a living.
- 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,237 - I actually don't know. - Yeah, something to do with numbers?
- 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:25,824 [CAT MEOWS]
- 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:29,036 Oh, my God, no. Shoo, kitty. No.
- 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:32,539 No, no. Shoo. Come on, you. Come on.
- 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,082 Crazy.
- 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,793 - Oh, my God. - What?
- 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:39,212 Nothing. Nothing.
- 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,672 What? What's wrong?
- 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:42,883 I just...
- 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:48,889 I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother.
- 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:52,934 You mean, the mom you met in Montauk? She was a cat?
- 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:56,313 No. No, no. She was a human lady.
- 00:05:56,481 --> 00:06:00,192 This is the spirit of my mom, Lily. The one that killed herself.
- 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,818 Are you sure she's in the cat?
- 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:05,072 Or have you been taking your grandma's glaucoma medicine again?
- 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,325 No, Dr. Skeptismo.
- 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:12,496 I'm sure. First of all, okay, there's the feeling.
- 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:18,085 Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case...
- 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:20,545 ...which is lined with orange felt.
- 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:26,635 My mother's favorite fish was orange roughy.
- 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,557 Cats like fish.
- 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,059 [SCOFFS]
- 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,813 Hi, Mommy.
- 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:43,568 Oh. I haven't seen this smile in 17 years.
- 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:49,408 - Dude, Phoebe's mom's got a huge pair of... - Let it go.
- 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:53,995 Hey.
- 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:58,250 Um, when were you gonna tell me that you're going out with Chip Matthews?
- 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:00,377 Now?
- 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:05,841 - Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews? - No. It's not okay.
- 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:08,718 I can't believe you'd want to after what he did to me.
- 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,262 What, that thing at the prom?
- 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:15,267 Monica, I couldn't find him for two hours. He was having sex with Amy Welsh.
- 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,896 Come on, that was back in high school. How could that still bother you?
- 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:22,858 I mean, why of all people do you have to go out with Chip?
- 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,776 Look, you and I went to different schools.
- 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,946 Okay, that doesn't help because we went to the same high school.
- 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,198 You went to one where you were popular.
- 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:32,534 And you got to ride off on Chip's motorcycle...
- 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,494 ...and wear his letterman jacket.
- 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:38,915 I went to one where I wore a band uniform that you had to have specially made.
- 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:42,752 They had to have that specially made?
- 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:47,299 It was a project for one of the Home Ec. Classes.
- 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,721 Oh, my God. They told us that was for the mascot.
- 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,435 Back then I thought that I'd never, ever get the chance...
- 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,395 ...to go out with a Chip Matthews.
- 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,482 And now he's called me up and asked me out.
- 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:07,736 And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I owe her this.
- 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,654 I never let her eat.
- 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,074 - Oh, you go out with him. - Oh, really?
- 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,284 Yeah.
- 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,578 If it's possible, could you leave him somewhere...
- 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,705 ...and go have sex with another guy?
- 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:20,790 I'll try.
- 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,255 So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
- 00:08:27,423 --> 00:08:29,049 There were a couple calls last night...
- 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,760 ...but, uh, I don't think any of them are gonna work out.
- 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:35,055 Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process.
- 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,517 Apparently not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails.
- 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,686 Stop it. Stop it.
- 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:44,564 She keeps squirming and trying to get away.
- 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,691 Just like when she was alive.
- 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:51,279 So, Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
- 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,198 Well, I'm not sure.
- 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,284 I mean, I guess until she, you know, gets used to the fact that there's...
- 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,662 ...you know, a new mom.
- 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:03,542 You know, I think she's worried that she's gonna be replaced.
- 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,503 Well, that's not gonna happen, is it? No.
- 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,381 Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.
- 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,341 Why can't you use the phone in here?
- 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:16,221 Well, I'm returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H.
- 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,723 I just spelled the wrong word.
- 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:26,439 So, guys, am I crazy or does Phoebe's mom remind anyone else of a cat?
- 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,235 - Ross, don't start. ROSS: Come on.
- 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:34,656 You can't tell me you actually believe that there's a woman inside that cat?
- 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:36,992 I believe it.
- 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,829 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do.
- 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,581 ROSS: No, you...
- 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,333 You know what?
- 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,836 You're not gonna suck me into this.
- 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:52,173 Oh, sure I am. Because you always have to be right.
- 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,467 I do not always have... Okay, okay.
- 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,928 [ROSS CHUCKLES]
- 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,140 Jurassic Park could happen.
- 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,404 Wow. That's, uh... That's pretty nice.
- 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,489 "Pretty nice"?
- 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,618 You'll have to pardon my roommate. He wanted to marry this.
- 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:24,164 We don't have 50 bucks. But would you be willing to trade for it?
- 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,373 We got a canoe.
- 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,717 You know, I really don't think we need a canoe.
- 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,260 You gotta take the canoe.
- 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,889 All right, just...
- 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,308 Just take the entertainment center.
- 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,353 And then when you get home, throw the canoe away.
- 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,564 We're not throwing it away. I built that canoe.
- 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,400 Good for you.
- 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:01,618 You guys, you're never gonna believe what I just found on a telephone pole.
- 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,370 Looks kind of familiar?
- 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:07,499 Apparently Phoebe's mother also goes by the name Julio.
- 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,379 You guys, there's a little girl in SoHo looking for this cat.
- 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:16,591 - I mean, you know what that means? - Yeah, 200-dollar reward split five ways.
- 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,887 Do we have to tell her?
- 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:25,058 - Yes, we have to tell her. - Oh, but it's made her so happy.
- 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:28,103 Little girl misses her cat.
- 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:32,190 Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat.
- 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:35,527 Okay, ha, ha, you know what? I have to go have dinner with my son.
- 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,613 Can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her?
- 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,615 GROUP: Yeah.
- 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,158 Thank you.
- 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,454 Ugh. I hate it when Ross is right.
- 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,832 - He is right, isn't he? - You know what?
- 00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:50,875 This might be one of the times when he's wrong.
- 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,211 JOEY & RACHEL: You think? - Oh, no, he's right.
- 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,218 - Hi. GROUP: Hi. Hey.
- 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,179 Uh, Pheebs, ahem...
- 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,224 - About your mom, heh. PHOEBE: Yeah?
- 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,937 How's that going?
- 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,274 So great. Oh, we took a nap together today.
- 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,818 My mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.
- 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,072 That's so sweet.
- 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,076 I'm gonna get some coffee.
- 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,456 [MONICA CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,502 Huh? What'd you say, Joe? I'll be right there.
- 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:37,922 [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,259 - Pheebs... - I just feel so...
- 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,636 - All right. - I'm coming already.
- 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,185 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,645 MONICA: Not yet, not yet, not yet.
- 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,862 - Hello, Chip. - Hey, Rach. How you doing?
- 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,530 I'm great. I'm great.
- 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:05,825 Got a great job at Bloomingdale's. I have wonderful friends.
- 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,952 And even though I'm not seeing anyone right now...
- 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,663 ...I've really never felt better about myself.
- 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,584 So, uh, Monica ready yet?
- 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,048 She'll be out in a second.
- 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,301 So, Chip, how's, um, Amy Welsh?
- 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,638 Amy Welsh? Wow, I haven't seen her since...
- 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,517 So, Monica about ready?
- 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,563 This is the unit for you, my friend.
- 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,608 Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments.
- 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,027 Some big enough to fit a grown man.
- 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:42,904 What?
- 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,782 Oh, yeah, I got in there myself once.
- 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,243 My roommate bet me 5 bucks that I couldn't.
- 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,912 And then he stuck a board through the handles and locked me in.
- 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,705 Ha, ha. Yeah.
- 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,708 It was funny till I started feeling like I was in a coffin.
- 00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:01,214 No, you... You can't fit in that thing. That's not deep enough.
- 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,216 Oh, yeah?
- 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,761 If I can't...
- 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,347 ...I'll knock 5 bucks off the price of the unit.
- 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,766 - All right, you have yourself a deal. - Okay.
- 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,268 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,232 See? I told you.
- 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,904 Sometimes I come in here just to get away from it.
- 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,950 Hey, a nickel.
- 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,581 Here we are.
- 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,833 Oh, my God, you still have the Chipper.
- 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,501 The what?
- 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:42,297 That's what we used to call your, uh, motorcycle in high school.
- 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,382 You know, a motorcycle's a chopper.
- 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,467 And you're Chip.
- 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,303 Never mind.
- 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,972 No, I think it's cute.
- 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,352 Wow.
- 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,521 A lipper from the Chipper.
- 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,775 So are you still in touch with anyone from high school?
- 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,153 Um, there's Rachel...
- 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,239 ...and that's it. How about you?
- 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,617 Oh, yeah, I still hang with Simens and Zana.
- 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:13,661 You know, and I see Spindler a lot, and Levine, Kelly.
- 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,830 And I run into Goldie from time to time...
- 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,416 ...Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire...
- 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,835 ...J.T., Beardsley.
- 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,462 Is that all?
- 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,673 Ah, you know, after high school, you just kind of lose touch.
- 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,010 Oh, yeah, I ran into Richard Dorfman.
- 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,678 - Oh, how is he? - Not so good.
- 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,306 Me and Simens gave him a wedgie. Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,310 - Isn't he an architect now? - Yeah, they still wear underwear.
- 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,367 Oh, my God.
- 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,537 JOEY: What?
- 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,793 - Are you all right? - Yeah.
- 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,837 What happened?
- 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:08,967 Oh, man, he promised he wouldn't take the chairs.
- 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,511 What the hell happened? How were you locked in there?
- 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,055 Where the hell is all of our stuff?
- 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,516 Well, this guy came by to look at the unit...
- 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,435 ...and he said he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man.
- 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,730 So you got in voluntarily?
- 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,608 I was trying to make a sale.
- 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,112 Oh, man. If I ever run into that guy again, you know what I'm gonna do?
- 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,239 Bend over?
- 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,871 And then Zana just let one rip.
- 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,581 [LAUGHING]
- 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:47,463 Look, not that I don't enjoy talking about people who we went to high school with...
- 00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,674 ...because I do. CHIP: Ha, ha.
- 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,176 But, um, maybe we can talk about something else.
- 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,721 Like you. I don't even know where you work.
- 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,306 - You know where I work. - I do?
- 00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,393 The movie theater. You used to come in all the time.
- 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:05,940 - You still work at the Multiplex? - Like I'd give up that job. Ha, ha.
- 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,068 Free popcorn and candy any time I want?
- 00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,946 - I can get you free posters for your room. - Thanks, I'm set.
- 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,575 Do you live with your parents?
- 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,952 Yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.
- 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,377 Wow, they really got you guys. Your TV, the chairs.
- 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,297 Yeah, your microwave, the stereo.
- 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,884 Oh, man, he took the five of spades.
- 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,553 Oh, no, no, here it is.
- 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,098 Oh, my God. What happened?
- 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:43,936 Oh. Um, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed.
- 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,817 So how was your date?
- 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:53,404 Well, you know how I always wanted to go out with Chip in high school?
- 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:57,825 Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.
- 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,244 Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
- 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,331 No, it's okay. Not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews...
- 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,291 ...I got to dump Chip Matthews.
- 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,336 - Oh, that's so great. - I know.
- 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,130 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,299 So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
- 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,509 Oh, they said, uh:
- 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:18,012 "You don't have insurance here, so stop calling us."
- 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,809 You didn't tell her?
- 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,437 [ROSS SIGHS]
- 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,523 Okay, fine.
- 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,817 - Pheebs? - Yeah. Hi.
- 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:34,112 Hi. Listen, uh...
- 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,657 ...this cat belongs to a little girl.
- 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,119 All right? There are flyers all over the place.
- 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,496 I'm sorry, sweetie.
- 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,749 Hey, we can take her back with you if you want.
- 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,586 Oh. Mm-hm.
- 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:54,257 But, you know, she chose to find me.
- 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,759 I mean, I have to respect her decision, right?
- 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,055 - That's a good call. - That's right.
- 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,808 No, no. Hey, enough is enough.
- 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,394 Look, I'm sorry that you feel guilty or whatever...
- 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:10,106 ...about spending time with your new mom. But this is not your old mom.
- 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,774 This is a cat. Okay?
- 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,569 Julio the cat.
- 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,612 Not Mom. Cat.
- 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,579 It's okay.
- 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,249 Ross, how many parents have you lost?
- 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,751 None.
- 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:34,630 Okay, then you don't know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you?
- 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,429 I believe this is my mother.
- 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,931 Even if I'm wrong, who cares?
- 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,560 Just be a friend, okay? Be supportive.
- 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,148 I'm sorry.
- 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,734 Okay.
- 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,404 I don't know what to say. Heh.
- 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:05,119 You could say you're sorry to her mom.
- 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,920 I think she would like that.
- 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,725 Come here. Here, come here, come here.
- 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,687 Mrs. Buffay?
- 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,317 Sorry about what I said.
- 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:40,780 Um, it was insensitive of me to say...
- 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,282 ...that you were just a cat.
- 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:50,831 When, clearly, you are also the reincarnated spirit...
- 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,458 ...of my friend's mother.
- 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,088 Thank you.
- 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,757 - We both forgive you. - Heh.
- 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,427 What are you gonna do about the little girl?
- 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,347 Yeah. Okay, listen.
- 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:10,851 Um, Mom, I hope you know that you still mean a lot to me.
- 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,604 And you're welcome to come back any time.
- 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,481 Pheebs?
- 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,235 If she could come back as a couch, we'd really appreciate it.
- 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,780 Come on, Mom, I'm gonna take you home.
- 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,116 - I'll go with you. MONICA: Me too.
- 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,078 Oh, uh, you know, I got an extra futon.
- 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:33,165 Dude, you don't have to brag. We got nothing here.
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