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The One with the Screamer
Сезон: 03Серия: 22
Описание
Рэйчел встречается с Томми (Бен Стиллер), агрессивным задирой, который терроризирует всех, кто ему перечить. Когда только Росс замечает его плохое поведение, все остальные утверждают, что он просто ревнует к Рэйчел, но в конце концов Томми не может скрыть свою истинную сущность, и группа наконец видит настоящий характер Томми, когда он кричит на цыпленка и утку. Джои и Кейт расстаются, когда она получает работу актрисы в Лос-Анджелесе. Фиби, используя телефон Моники, несколько дней ждет на линии, чтобы поговорить с компанией до истечения срока гарантии, не зная, что это не бесплатный номер «800».
Субтитры
- 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:04,878 Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold?
- 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:07,423 I was supposed to call my dad back, like, two hours ago.
- 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,091 Oh, yeah. He clicked on.
- 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,218 He said call him as soon as you get a chance.
- 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:13,762 - He's at Flimbees. - What's Flimbees?
- 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:16,974 Oh, yeah, that's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing.
- 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:20,978 Okay, hang up. That's it. Come on.
- 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,397 No. Rachel, that's what they want me to do.
- 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:26,233 My warranty expires tomorrow. If I don't get through...
- 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:29,111 ...they're not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free.
- 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:31,447 We cannot let them win. It's us versus them.
- 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:33,115 Yes.
- 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,577 - Hey. ALL: Hi.
- 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,580 Uh, listen, I gotta double-check for tickets tonight. Who got what?
- 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,248 RACHEL & PHOEBE & CHANDLER: I have one.
- 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,959 I need two. I'm bringing Pete.
- 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,461 My boyfriend.
- 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,590 I have a boyfriend now.
- 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,550 Two it is. Ross, how about you?
- 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:54,845 Uh, yeah, I, uh... I also need two.
- 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,556 Really? Who's number two?
- 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,016 Whose Number Two?
- 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:02,227 One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.
- 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,273 Uh, no one, it's just this person.
- 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,400 Like a date-type person?
- 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:11,528 Yeah, kind of. Uh, it's this woman from work.
- 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:14,948 I hope that won't be too weird. Will it, Rach?
- 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:18,911 No. No, not at all. I was actually gonna bring someone myself so...
- 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,872 But you said one ticket.
- 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,127 I meant me plus one.
- 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,297 Okay. Did, uh, you guys mean you plus one?
- 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,426 - All right. I'll see you tonight. - Okay.
- 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:35,886 - Okay. Bye-bye. CHANDLER: Bye.
- 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,304 MONICA: Bye-bye.
- 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:38,889 Okay, I need a date.
- 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:44,353 Oh, hey. You guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate.
- 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,106 And I, uh, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.
- 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,066 What are you doing? That's never gonna happen.
- 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:52,569 - She's seeing somebody. - Yeah. And I don't have any cologne.
- 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:56,949 - Green bottle next to the shaving cream. - Oh. Worm medicine for the duck.
- 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:51,003 - Here you go. You can wear this. - Thanks.
- 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,005 - Uh-huh. - Okay.
- 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,634 Oh, I'm setting the phone down.
- 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,220 But I'm still here.
- 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,348 Just don't go anywhere. I'm still here.
- 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:07,603 Don't switch or anything, because I'm right here. Just one sec.
- 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:11,565 One sec. One second.
- 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,401 - Wait. One second. Just... - Phoebe?
- 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,904 PHOEBE: What? Monica, I'm scared.
- 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,991 Okay. Honey, that's a sleeve, okay?
- 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,702 And we also have speakerphone.
- 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,704 WOMAN [ON RECORDING]: Please stay on the line.
- 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,206 Your call is important to us.
- 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,416 You gotta hang up. Because we're gonna be late.
- 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,461 WOMAN: Thank you for your patience. You're the next caller.
- 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,297 Yes. Yes. I'm the next caller.
- 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,841 You were gonna have me hang up.
- 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:40,969 Hey.
- 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:43,847 Can you take a duck and a chick to the theater?
- 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,516 - Of course not. - No.
- 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,770 Okay, I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.
- 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,905 - Hey. Hey, Rach. Hi. - Oh, hi, how are you?
- 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,532 - Good. - Hey. Ha, ha.
- 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:06,161 - Ahem. Looks like we're the first ones here. - Yeah, looks that way.
- 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:07,537 First ones here.
- 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:08,830 [BOTH CHEERING]
- 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,210 Hmm. Oh, Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy.
- 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:16,004 TOMMY: Hey. - Oh, I'm sorry. This is Cailin. Cailin...
- 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,798 - Sorry. - Oh.
- 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,758 - And break. ALL: Ha-ha-ha.
- 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:25,514 Okay, uh, I think I'm gonna run to the ladies' room.
- 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,433 - Okay. I'll get our seats. CAILIN: I'll join you.
- 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,354 So, uh... Well, this is, uh...
- 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:33,855 This is awkward.
- 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:35,190 Yeah?
- 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:38,151 Well, you know, because Rachel and I used to go out. Ha, ha.
- 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,945 Oh, I didn't know that.
- 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:41,697 Oh.
- 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:44,992 Well, then this is awkward.
- 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:49,705 - So, what do you? Oh. Yeah. - I think we're here. Yeah.
- 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:51,331 Uh. Huh.
- 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:53,292 Excuse me. I'm sorry.
- 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,877 I think you may be in our seats.
- 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:59,256 Um, no, I don't think so.
- 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:02,259 - Could we take a look at your ticket? - Sure.
- 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:06,722 Yeah. Yeah, see, this says, "D-13."
- 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:09,516 - And... - Oh, well, I thought that...
- 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:13,979 You thought, huh? Yeah, well, that didn't really work out too well for you. Idiot!
- 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:18,608 What are you, a moron? Huh? It says, "D-13." Okay?
- 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:21,987 Look, you're surrounded by even numbers. Does that give you some clue?
- 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,407 - Well, the usher told me... - Oh. Oh, the usher must be right.
- 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:29,244 What, with all his training they go through. Get out!
- 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,204 Here.
- 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,252 - Hey, man, you want the aisle? - No, I'm good.
- 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,266 CHANDLER: There he is. RACHEL: There's our star.
- 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,018 You were great.
- 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,519 So? So? What'd you think?
- 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:58,648 Almost as good as the play with the two naked girls on the seesaw.
- 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,651 - I wasn't in that. - I know.
- 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:05,906 Hey, Kate, listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate.
- 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:09,201 - Excuse me. Excuse me. Sweetheart. - Hi.
- 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:12,746 Come.
- 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,460 So that's the girl you like.
- 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,382 I'm telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy, okay?
- 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:26,259 He viciously screamed at total strangers.
- 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,720 I think he's bad news.
- 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:33,683 Wait a minute, wait a minute. You don't like the guy Rachel's dating?
- 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:35,018 Well, that's odd.
- 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:39,773 Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys, this is Kate's understudy, Lauren.
- 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,943 - Hi. - Hey, gosh, you look so familiar.
- 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,987 Oh, yeah. I ran into you in the hallway in your building.
- 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:50,200 It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.
- 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,662 So how'd you guys meet?
- 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:58,125 Well, uh, the short version is, I pursued her for a couple of months.
- 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:01,294 Then I gave her a check for $20,000 and she was mine.
- 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:02,504 [MONICA CHUCKLES]
- 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:07,467 Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.
- 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,221 Joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous.
- 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,516 Hey, you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.
- 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:15,892 How do you do?
- 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:19,521 Oh, you two girls were outstanding.
- 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,982 Do they have representation?
- 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,526 They weren't in the play.
- 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,404 - Huh. We're not actors. ESTELLE: Oh. What a shame.
- 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,031 Because with her face and her chest...
- 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:31,950 ...I could really put something together.
- 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,163 Could I borrow it?
- 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,459 Hi. Remember me?
- 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,503 Hi. Yeah. Ahem, Tommy's in line for the bathroom...
- 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:46,631 ...and someone just cut in front of him. I think he's gonna snap.
- 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:51,178 - Ross, I'm gonna go. - Go? Why?
- 00:07:51,345 --> 00:07:53,889 I don't know. Could be because I don't feel like...
- 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:57,476 ...standing around all night, waiting for some guy who may or may not scream.
- 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,061 Oh, but Cailin...
- 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,230 ...he definitely will scream.
- 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:04,524 Goodbye, Ross.
- 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,735 Oh, go, all right.
- 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,653 [MAN CLEARS THROAT]
- 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,114 Here we go, people.
- 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:15,410 [GROANS]
- 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:19,289 Ahem, "Boxing Day.
- 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,416 The Lucille Lortel Theatre..."
- 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,418 Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da. Aha.
- 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:28,548 "Joey Tribbiani gives an uneven performance.
- 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:31,968 But Mr. Tribbiani is not the worst thing in this production."
- 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:34,429 Yes. Ha-ha-ha!
- 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:41,228 "Kate Miller's awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable."
- 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:42,729 Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, aha!
- 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,814 Here it is. "The direction...
- 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:48,276 ...by Marshall Townend is..."
- 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,576 Thank you, boys and girls.
- 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:59,120 You've ruined my life.
- 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:02,749 Please stuff your talentless faces...
- 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:06,253 ...with my mother's crab cakes.
- 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,255 Excuse me.
- 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,845 Does anyone mind if I save this?
- 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:20,767 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,852 - Oh, is the play over? - Yeah, where were you?
- 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,063 WOMAN [ON RECORDING]: Thank you for your patience.
- 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,190 You're the next caller.
- 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:31,027 You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
- 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:34,114 No, I've kept myself busy.
- 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:45,041 Oh, okay, yeah, I put your stuff in her room and her stuff in your room.
- 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,881 Hey.
- 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,174 You okay?
- 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:55,510 Fabulous.
- 00:09:55,886 --> 00:10:00,765 Listen, drama critics, they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors.
- 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,226 - You know what you should do? - Become a drama critic.
- 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,728 [DOOR OPENS]
- 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,233 I am hurt.
- 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,195 A plague...
- 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,198 ...on both your houses.
- 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:22,746 By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
- 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:24,706 Oh, classy.
- 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,791 Yep.
- 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,252 I sure know how to pick them, huh?
- 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,589 You know I gave up a part on a soap for this?
- 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,424 Wow.
- 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,719 Yeah, I, uh... I gave up a job too.
- 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,764 - Really? What? - Uh, declawing cats.
- 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,560 Hey, tell you what, let me walk you home.
- 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:49,939 We'll stop by every newsstand and burn every copy of their Times and The Post.
- 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,525 - Why The Post? - You didn't see The Post?
- 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,612 - No. You? - No. Why?
- 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,452 [LAUGHING]
- 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,997 You really think these newspapers are just jealous of me?
- 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:09,376 Oh, absolutely. You're talented and you're good-looking.
- 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,462 Aw, you're sweet and cute.
- 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,048 I know. That's why they trashed me.
- 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,474 - Wait. Wait a minute. - What?
- 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,186 I don't get you.
- 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,438 I mean, first you hate me.
- 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,566 Then you sleep with me.
- 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,653 Then you want nothing to do with me. Now you want me again?
- 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,447 What? So you never went out with an actress before?
- 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,660 Kate, do you even like me?
- 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:50,166 - Of course I do. - So how come you blew me off?
- 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:53,962 - You know, how come you were with him? - I don't know.
- 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,506 I just do this.
- 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,551 I always have to pick, like, the smartest guy...
- 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,303 ...or the most talented guy.
- 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,390 Why can't I just pick someone like you?
- 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:09,978 Thanks.
- 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,898 You know what I mean.
- 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,944 I mean, like, the sweetest guy.
- 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,655 Joey, you're just so...
- 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,075 You're so...
- 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,244 ...so...
- 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,838 Okay. Okay, okay. Ha, ha.
- 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:41,009 Here we go. Let's get your feet up there.
- 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,893 Good night, Kate.
- 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,479 Sweet dreams.
- 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:02,489 I'm gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
- 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,916 WOMAN [ON RECORDING]: Please stay on the line.
- 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,210 Your call is very important to us.
- 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,798 Pheebs, you've been up for 24 hours. Go to sleep, honey.
- 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,967 - This isn't healthy. - No, no, I'm fine.
- 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:26,638 And you know why? Because of all the riboflavin.
- 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,059 - Hey. MONICA: Hey.
- 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,062 Didn't you have that outfit on last night?
- 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,856 Yeah. I stayed at Kate's, but, uh, nothing happened.
- 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,651 Hey, Pheebs, where were you?
- 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,571 I'm so, so sorry, Joey. I am definitely gonna see your play.
- 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:47,367 I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience.
- 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,328 Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.
- 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,666 - Anyway, how'd it go with Kate? - Oh, it was great.
- 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,251 Yeah, I walked her home...
- 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,712 ...and it was amazing how much we connected, you know?
- 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,422 Then she passed out.
- 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,299 But then she woke up. Yeah.
- 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,385 And we stayed up all night talking.
- 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,263 And now we're, like, totally crazy about each other.
- 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:12,350 - Joey, you had "the night." - What?
- 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,270 When two people finally realize their feelings for each other...
- 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:19,274 ...and they talk for hours and they learn all about the other person.
- 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,483 You think?
- 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,611 - Ha, ha. Did you learn about her family? - Two brothers. One died.
- 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,613 - Yes. JOEY: Yeah.
- 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,997 This is from the woman at the bar.
- 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,748 Oh.
- 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,546 Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
- 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,926 - What time is it? - One.
- 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,678 Seven-fifteen.
- 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:50,722 Watch doesn't work.
- 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:55,310 Tommy's supposed to be here soon. We're going to lunch.
- 00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:01,691 Look. Look, I wasn't gonna say anything to you, but...
- 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,528 All right, I don't think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.
- 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,864 - You don't? ROSS: No.
- 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:12,452 The guy is mean. I mean, really mean. I think you should stay away from him.
- 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,998 Hmm. Or maybe I should stay away from all men.
- 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,667 No, it's not just because I'm jealous.
- 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,255 I mean, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not jealous, okay?
- 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,965 Look, the guy, he screamed...
- 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,010 ...he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
- 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,846 Yeah, and at the end of the play, he...
- 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:36,809 He got up, you know, and he just started, like, banging his hands together.
- 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,023 Okay, fine. Fine. You don't want to believe me, no, that's fine.
- 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,943 - We're kidding. Ross. - Ross. Ross.
- 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,988 No one believe me. I'm Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny.
- 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,198 - Whoa. - Sorry, Tommy.
- 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,367 What's in the cup, Ross?
- 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,204 - Um. - What is in the cup?
- 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,538 Okay, it's coffee.
- 00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,041 Iced coffee? Tell me it's iced coffee.
- 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,712 - It's hot... - Hot coffee!
- 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,508 You idiot! You gonna spill hot coffee all over me, huh?
- 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,428 What are you? Just a big, stupid doofy idiot with a doofy idiot hairdo?
- 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,389 Huh? Huh?
- 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,811 What's your favorite thing about summertime?
- 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,898 Hmm, going to the beach when it stays light real late.
- 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,400 Yeah.
- 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,028 - Hey. - Tommy.
- 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,364 Say, what's your favorite thing about summer?
- 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:35,535 Ooh, I don't know. Probably the, uh, smell of freshly cut grass.
- 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,578 - Aw, that's a good one. - Yeah.
- 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,504 Hey, sorry. Sorry I'm late. My duck and my chick had a fight. It was ugly.
- 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,382 - Look, we held the curtain for you. Let's go. - Okay.
- 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,718 [DOORBELL RINGS]
- 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,433 Vic. Where have you been, baby?
- 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:04,731 - Where's Kate? - She got a job in L.A.
- 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,066 What?
- 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:12,447 I've been waiting up all night for you. Where have you been?
- 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,783 Where have you been, Vic?
- 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,286 Oh, uh... Go to the window.
- 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,664 I wanna run down to the truck and show you something.
- 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,461 What do you got down there, Vic?
- 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,421 What do you got under that tarp?
- 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,426 When is she leaving?
- 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,345 Tonight. What are you doing?
- 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,807 I'm coming up.
- 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,479 Hey, you mind if I use the phone?
- 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,647 [MUMBLING]
- 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,862 Why don't you use ours across the hall because she...
- 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,447 ...has problems.
- 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,948 Thanks.
- 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,659 Whoa. Whoa.
- 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:02,747 Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.
- 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,666 Ha, ha. Yeah, but you didn't. Ha, ha.
- 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,669 [STAMMERING] No, but it's hot.
- 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,134 Ross, would you just stop it? It's getting really old.
- 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,345 I can't believe no one believes me.
- 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,097 I do. I believe you.
- 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:20,640 You do, Pheebs?
- 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:24,185 Yeah. But I also believed her when she said I was next.
- 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,023 [CHICK CHIRPING]
- 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,859 Ooh, hey.
- 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,820 Hey there, little fella.
- 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,364 Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how you doing?
- 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,368 Aw. Aw, ew. Oh. Ew.
- 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,203 Gross.
- 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,122 Idiot!
- 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,333 Stupid, little, fuzzy, yellow creature!
- 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:51,462 "Oh, look at me. I'm so cute. I'm a little chick who's disgusting!"
- 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,132 God, you're so stupid! How are you not yet extinct?
- 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,842 [QUACKING]
- 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,218 [MIMICKING DUCK]
- 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,303 What are you quacking about?
- 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,055 Dumb Donald Dodo!
- 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,895 Step away from the duck.
- 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,192 Ooh, sorry, little Mr. Chickadee.
- 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,736 Sorry you went doody in my hand!
- 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,575 Well, I guess we're not going out anymore.
- 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,118 Man!
- 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,748 - Joey. - Kate.
- 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,959 I'm so glad I caught you. I couldn't find you before.
- 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,336 What's going on? What's all this about L. A?
- 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,589 They still want me for General Hospital.
- 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,550 But what about us?
- 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,679 Last night was wonderful.
- 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,098 But I can't stay here just for you.
- 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,101 Well, so stay for the museums.
- 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,354 - I'm sorry. MAN: Joey, on-stage.
- 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,274 Well, can you stay till the end of the play?
- 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,277 I mean, I'll go to the airport with you. I want to say goodbye.
- 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,362 LAUREN: Where are you, Vic?
- 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,698 Flight's in an hour. I gotta go.
- 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,325 LAUREN: Vic?
- 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,910 Vic?
- 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,455 - Vic! - In a minute.
- 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,959 So this is it, Victor?
- 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:15,755 Yeah. I guess it is.
- 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,639 Listen, I, uh...
- 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,643 I gotta say goodbye, and I gotta say it quick because this is killing me.
- 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:33,898 One thing you gotta know is that I will never forget you.
- 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:37,360 But you got things you have to do now.
- 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,320 And so do I.
- 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,531 And so...
- 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,953 ...I'm gonna get on this spaceship...
- 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,797 ...and I'm gonna go to Blaargon-7 in search of alternative fuels.
- 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:03,177 But when I return 200 years from now...
- 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,471 ...you'll be long gone...
- 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,557 ...but I won't have aged at all.
- 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:15,564 So you tell your great, great granddaughter...
- 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:16,899 ...to look me up.
- 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,070 Because, Adrianne...
- 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,780 ...baby...
- 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,534 ...I'm gonna want to meet her.
- 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,585 So long, Vic.
- 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,345 Phoebe, it's been two days.
- 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,055 Yeah, I know.
- 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,225 Ugh, good thing it's one of those 801 numbers, right?
- 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:56,480 Phoebe, 800 is toll free. 801 is Utah.
- 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,192 No, no, no.
- 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,863 It has to be 800 because all those big companies have 800 numbers.
- 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,406 Every...
- 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:09,201 Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.
- 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,578 Phoebe.
- 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,831 Sorry. I'm so sorry. I will pay you back.
- 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,834 And yet she's still not hanging up the phone.
- 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,711 - Hang up. - Hang up the phone.
- 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,421 Fine. Fine.
- 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,381 Oh. Oh.
- 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,510 What?
- 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:30,348 Well, I think I broke it.
- 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,602 But that's all right. Here's the number where you can call.
- 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,103 Oh.
- 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,150 [English - US - SDH]
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