Эпизод с цыплёнком и уткой
Описание
Пит предлагает Монике должность шеф-повара в новом ресторане, который он только что купил, но она подозревает, что он использует это, чтобы завоевать её расположение. Когда он настаивает, что он её забыл и встретил другую, Фиби справедливо догадывается, что он лжёт. Пока Пит и Моника осматривают ресторан, Моника понимает истинный мотив Пита, а затем, к своему удивлению, обнаруживает, что испытывает к нему настоящие чувства. Джои и Чендлер заводят цыплёнка и утёнка. Когда Рейчел с трудом собирается на рабочее мероприятие из-за сломанного ребра, Росс пытается ей помочь, но в итоге пропускает панельную дискуссию на канале Discovery, чтобы отвезти её в больницу, поняв, что она слишком сильно страдает от боли, чтобы присутствовать на мероприятии. Это трогает её до глубины души, ведь он пожертвовал многим, чтобы помочь ей, и она впервые за долгое время начинает испытывать к нему позитивные чувства.
Субтитры
- 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:05,713 So whose idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?
- 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,924 Some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box.
- 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:11,301 - Oh, my God. They took my idea. - That was you?
- 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:12,678 Yeah.
- 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,680 Okay, there you go.
- 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:17,057 Rachel, I made you a cocoa.
- 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:18,809 RACHEL: Oh, that's so... Aah!
- 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:20,936 BOTH: Ow!
- 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,647 - Oh, my God. Are you guys okay? - You all right?
- 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:25,858 [BOTH GROANING]
- 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:27,818 Oh, my.
- 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:22,748 BOTH: Hey.
- 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,292 You know, with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan.
- 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:31,090 Oh, so that's why the priest threw holy water on me.
- 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:35,344 Okay, listen, you have to cheer up.
- 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,805 Okay? You should come out with Ross and me.
- 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:41,475 I mean, anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
- 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,811 Hey, I was crying because...
- 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:47,397 Because nobody believed Quincy's theory, okay?
- 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,067 - Hey. I'm gonna be on TV. CHANDLER: Hey.
- 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,610 - No way. ROSS: Yeah.
- 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:55,447 They're putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they found in Peru.
- 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,199 The Discovery Channel's gonna film it.
- 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:01,161 Oh, my God. Heh. Who's gonna watch that?
- 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,289 - Thanks. You ready to go? CHANDLER: Yeah.
- 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,667 Ahem, I saw a girl with that vest.
- 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,210 CHANDLER: Thanks.
- 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:14,758 - Most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts.
- 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,845 Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents.
- 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:21,140 Unfortunately, the sad fact remains...
- 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,226 ...that most of these little guys won't live to see the Fourth of July.
- 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,646 Because as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
- 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,065 You guys got any of those baby chicks?
- 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,609 Because I was watching this, uh, commercial on TV...
- 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,404 ...and, man, those things are cute.
- 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,241 - Hi. MONICA: Hi.
- 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,661 Oh, Pete, you're back. Hey, check this out.
- 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,621 PETE: Wow. Skates. Ha, ha.
- 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:46,206 Whoa.
- 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:52,462 Wow. You're a lot sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper.
- 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:53,630 So how was your trip?
- 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,633 - Well... - Oh, what did you bring me?
- 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:01,305 Aw, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh.
- 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,515 These are gonna go in my permanent collection.
- 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,143 - You want some coffee? - Sure, that'd be great.
- 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,311 Okay.
- 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:09,271 [GRUNTS]
- 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:12,274 - Regular or decaf? PETE: Ha, ha.
- 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:15,194 - Uh, whichever's closest. MONICA: All right.
- 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,029 - Okay. - So ask me what I did today.
- 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,488 So, what did you do today, Pete?
- 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:21,158 I bought a restaurant, and I would like you to be the chef.
- 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,993 What? Oh.
- 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,334 Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
- 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:33,545 What a jerk. You want me to kick his ass?
- 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:37,341 I mean, this has been my dream since I got my first Easy-Bake Oven...
- 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:40,135 ...and opened Easy-Monica's Bakery.
- 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:50,520 I mean, I would kill for this job. I mean, I can totally do this job...
- 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:54,983 ...and God knows I've paid my dues. Ugh.
- 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,570 But Pete's just doing this because he has a crush on me.
- 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:02,574 - And you're still not attracted to him at all? - Mm. No.
- 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,494 I mean, how could I accept a restaurant from him? I can't.
- 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,872 I couldn't even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade.
- 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:13,043 Yeah, Mon, that was totally different. He was your health teacher.
- 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,170 - Ow. - What, honey?
- 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,799 Ow, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.
- 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,717 - Oh, God, I'm so sorry. - I know. Ow.
- 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:22,511 Oh, God.
- 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,722 - Hey, you guys. Guess what. RACHEL: Hey.
- 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,270 Got a job on a riverboat?
- 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:36,525 You know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it.
- 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,902 Guess what. You're not my girlfriend anymore, so...
- 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,571 - Oh, I see. So this suit is making a point. ROSS: Mm.
- 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:44,908 Now that you're on your own, you're free to look as stupid as you'd like.
- 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:47,703 You like it, right?
- 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:51,248 Absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders.
- 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,376 Huh. Ross, Ross, I'm kidding. Come here.
- 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,546 - What were you gonna tell us? - Was it how you invented the cotton gin?
- 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,797 Okay, goodbye.
- 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,926 So, um, after you put the suggestion in the box...
- 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,595 ...how long did it take for the roller-skating thing to happen?
- 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:07,472 Um, about three months.
- 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,392 Okay, so I guess that's about, uh, two weeks...
- 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,185 ...before the topless thing kicks in.
- 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,773 - Hey. CHANDLER: Hey.
- 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:21,486 I got you something. Open it. Open it.
- 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,031 Okay.
- 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:25,782 [PHOEBE GASPS]
- 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,078 It's a chicken.
- 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:32,664 It's cute, huh?
- 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,250 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys, do you know anything about chicks?
- 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,836 Fowl? No.
- 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,839 Women? No.
- 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,800 Okay, well, they are a huge responsibility.
- 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,970 Especially at this age. They require constant care.
- 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:50,057 They need just the right food and lots and lots of love.
- 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:53,518 Oh, well, no problem there.
- 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,020 [BABBLING]
- 00:05:58,566 --> 00:05:59,566 Easy, Lenny.
- 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,407 So, I mean, have you thought about it?
- 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:08,950 Okay, here's the thing.
- 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:11,995 Oh, no. Not "the thing." I hate "the thing."
- 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,455 What's "the thing"?
- 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,458 I can't do it.
- 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,460 I'm sorry. I wish I could...
- 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,463 ...but, um, see, you have these feelings for me.
- 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,007 Wait, wait, wait. That's what you're worried about?
- 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,926 If that's the problem, we've got no problem.
- 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,677 - Huh? - No.
- 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:31,681 I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else, on my trip.
- 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:33,058 Oh?
- 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:36,144 Her name's Ann. She's a journalist. Uh, we met on the plane.
- 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:38,146 She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts.
- 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:41,024 I thought she said something else. We had a big laugh.
- 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,113 Yeah, I just... I mean, I got tired of waiting.
- 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:51,827 Oh, that's great. I mean, I'm sorry, but I'm so happy for you.
- 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:54,037 - And now I can work for you. - I guess you can.
- 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:58,625 Oh, my God. Oh, this is incredible. Oh.
- 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:02,921 All right. You know what? I'm just gonna roll right into that office and quit.
- 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,714 - All right. - Okay.
- 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:07,300 - Could you give me a little push? - Yeah, sure.
- 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,637 - Good luck. MONICA: I'm quitting. Woo-hoo!
- 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,974 [CRASHES]
- 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,476 I'm okay. I'm all right.
- 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:23,567 Wow. That's exciting. You went to Japan, made up a woman.
- 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:25,527 What?
- 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:29,531 I'm just saying, this woman, I mean, she's fictitious, no?
- 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,701 - Why would you say that? - You're still into Monica.
- 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,954 So you told her there's somebody else so she'd agree to work with you.
- 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,374 Because you figure, if you spend time together, maybe something might happen.
- 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,878 You're good. You're good.
- 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,673 Yeah. No, I'm fairly intuitive. And psychic.
- 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,134 It's a substantial gift.
- 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:53,054 Listen, can you promise me that you won't tell her, though?
- 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:56,975 Absolutely. Oh, I promise. Tell her what?
- 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,269 Thanks a lot.
- 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:02,230 No, I'm serious. I mean, I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks.
- 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,568 CHANDLER: Okay, but this is the last time.
- 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:07,736 [CHICK CHIRPING]
- 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,155 [SINGING] With a chick-chick here And a chick-chick there
- 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,074 Here a chick, there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick
- 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,701 Chicken
- 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,246 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,290 How's she doing?
- 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,875 She?
- 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,919 Well, yeah. Don't you think it's a she?
- 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,254 I don't know.
- 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:38,892 I can't tell. Whatever it was, went back in too quickly.
- 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,438 Anyway, I gotta change. I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks.
- 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:44,898 Excuse me?
- 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,566 What?
- 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:48,860 I stayed home from work while you were at rehearsal...
- 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,571 ...so somebody could be here with our chick.
- 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:56,034 Hey. Who was up from 2:00 this morning until 5:00 this morning...
- 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,161 ...trying to get her back to sleep?
- 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,664 You don't think I get up when you get up?
- 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,083 Oh, here it comes.
- 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:06,795 Yes. Here it comes. I'm stuck here all day.
- 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:10,131 And then you come in and spend two seconds with us...
- 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,387 ...and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends?
- 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,514 Well, I don't think so, mister.
- 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:22,310 Hey. I need to relax, okay? I was working all day.
- 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:25,647 And you don't think taking care of our chick is work?
- 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,944 That's not what I said. Okay, I just meant...
- 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,613 I know what you meant.
- 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,622 Did you notice that ever since we got this chick...
- 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,126 ...we've been fighting a lot more than we used to?
- 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:51,047 I don't know, maybe we weren't ready to have a chick.
- 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,302 I'll take her back tomorrow.
- 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,012 You think we'll get our 3 bucks back?
- 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,682 - Hey. JOEY & CHANDLER: Hey.
- 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:01,975 Oh. Hey.
- 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:05,937 Listen, I have that TV thing in, like, two hours, and I need your help.
- 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:09,691 Okay, what do you think? This blue suit or this brown one?
- 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,736 Well, the brown one brings out your eyes.
- 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,988 But your butt looks great in the blue one.
- 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,658 Really?
- 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,163 Ow.
- 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,831 [SIGHS]
- 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,211 [SHOUTS]
- 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:35,467 Wow. That aspirin dance really works.
- 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,429 RACHEL: Ow. - Oh, my God. Is that still?
- 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,889 I'm fine. I'm fine.
- 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,557 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am.
- 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,017 - Rach. - Look, I'm fine.
- 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,436 Watch. Look at that. Uh-oh.
- 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,523 Okay, okay. Look, you've got to go to a doctor, okay?
- 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,818 No, I have to get ready and go to a dinner at my boss's house.
- 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,154 Very big deal. There's people there that I have to meet.
- 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,449 Yeah, and I'm sure you're gonna make a great impression. "Hi, I'm Rachel.
- 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,493 It's nice to meet you."
- 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,537 Come on, you probably have a broken rib.
- 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:08,166 Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow. It'll still be broken then.
- 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,543 But you know, I could use a hand getting ready.
- 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,796 - Rachel. - Look, either help me or go.
- 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,714 Fine. I'll go.
- 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,468 Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?
- 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,432 Sure. I'll help you.
- 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,267 Oh, good. Good.
- 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,770 Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?
- 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:42,617 You know what? I cannot do this with my left hand.
- 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,328 Would you please help me with this too?
- 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,422 - Okay. Let's use this brush. - Okay.
- 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,632 - This stuff? All right. - Yeah. Careful.
- 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,219 Light. Okay, you know, just sweep it across the lid.
- 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,596 - Okay, just sweep it. - Okey-dokey.
- 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,348 - Oh. Hey. - Sorry.
- 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,308 - Ha, ha. That's poking me in the eye. - Ha, ha.
- 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,018 I'm sorry. Close, close, close.
- 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,562 - Okay, just sweep it. - I'm sweeping.
- 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,440 - Right. - Sweep, sweep...
- 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,525 Okay, now make it even, because we don't...
- 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,444 - What? - We don't want it...
- 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:19,821 I don't want it to be too much. I want it to be subtle.
- 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,323 You know, you don't wear enough of this.
- 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:30,498 Since when...? Since when do you think I don't wear enough of this?
- 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:34,919 Well, I... Close your eye. I just think you're gonna like this better because...
- 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,838 - Close, close. - Blow it.
- 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,256 Sorry.
- 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,843 Because, um, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.
- 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,720 Sophisticated like a hooker?
- 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,180 [BOTH LAUGHING]
- 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,558 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,393 - Guess what I'm doing tonight. - What?
- 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,562 I'm checking out the restaurant with Pete.
- 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:56,232 - Oh. Monica, I am so excited for you. - I know.
- 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,942 Ooh, I have to tell you something.
- 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,820 - What? - Well, I can't tell you.
- 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:06,034 Okay, but wouldn't it be easier to tell me something that you could tell me?
- 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,328 Well, sure, in a perfect world.
- 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:13,917 But no. I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to, like, all my gods.
- 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,920 Okay.
- 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,922 Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?
- 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,256 No.
- 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,509 - Does it have to do with Joey? - No.
- 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:26,262 Does it have to do with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?
- 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,433 No, but let's come back to that later.
- 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:38,191 There you go. Good enough for your party? Huh?
- 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,074 Sure.
- 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:50,578 Sure. I'll just sit next to the transsexual from Purchasing.
- 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:51,746 [CHUCKLES]
- 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,957 Come on.
- 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:58,586 Okay, come on. All right, I gotta go. So good luck at the party, okay?
- 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,548 Oh, wait, Ross. Could you just stay and help me get dressed?
- 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,468 Sure. Okay.
- 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:09,764 Okay. Okay, great. Um, okay, just turn around.
- 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,767 - What? - I don't want you to see me naked.
- 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:17,438 Rachel, I've seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked.
- 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,817 I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your bellybutton.
- 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,946 Yeah, but that was different, you know? We were going out then.
- 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,739 Now it's weird.
- 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:30,535 Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want.
- 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,620 - What? - Ha, ha.
- 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:37,834 All I have to do is close my eyes. See? Woo-hoo.
- 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,548 - Ross, stop that. - I'm sorry.
- 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,634 Come on. I don't want you thinking of me like that anymore.
- 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,761 Uh, sorry. Nothing you can do about it.
- 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,472 It's one of my, uh, rights as the ex-boyfriend.
- 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,892 Huh? Oh. Oh, yeah.
- 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,979 - Stop it. Cut it out. Cut it out. - Okay, okay.
- 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,315 I'm sorry. It will never happen... Uh-oh.
- 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,025 Wait a minute. Wait, wait...
- 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:05,403 Now there are a hundred of you, and I'm the king.
- 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,448 - Ross... - Oh, come on.
- 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,992 Would you grow up? It's no big deal.
- 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,996 All right. Fine.
- 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,373 - Yowza. - Okay.
- 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,419 See what you did? I'm gonna be doing it by myself now.
- 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,379 - Okay, that's it. Ow! - Oh, come on.
- 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:26,174 Oh, my God. All right, look, look, okay.
- 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:30,345 Rach. Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital, okay?
- 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,472 - Okay, I do. I really do. - Okay.
- 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,141 Okay, I'm gonna get your coat, then I'll put you in a cab.
- 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,185 Oh, wait, wait, you're not gonna come with me?
- 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,941 Of course I am.
- 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,109 Uh, I just have to make a call.
- 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,402 - Okay. - Okay?
- 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,446 Thank you.
- 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,368 Ow!
- 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:54,661 What's wrong?
- 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:58,498 I'm sorry. I just can't go to the hospital looking like this.
- 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,876 - Does it involve travel? - No.
- 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,379 Does it involve clogs?
- 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,090 Wait, wait. Clogs or claws?
- 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,050 - Clogs. - No.
- 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,718 - Claws? - No.
- 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:17,392 Okay, so it doesn't involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey.
- 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,936 - What about Pete? - No.
- 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,854 MONICA: What is it?
- 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,316 - What about Pete? - I don't know.
- 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,319 Okay, I feel like I'm talking to Lassie.
- 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,950 - Phoebe, would you just tell me? - I can't.
- 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:37,120 - Okay, you know, I gotta go. - But you're so close. No.
- 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,247 Something to do with Pete's company?
- 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,999 Ugh. Just go. You're never gonna get it.
- 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,089 [CHICK CHIRPING]
- 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,260 I know.
- 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,847 See, yes. That's Yasmine Bleeth.
- 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,850 She's a completely different kind of chick.
- 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,814 I love you both.
- 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,484 But in very different ways.
- 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,195 - Hey. - Hey.
- 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,406 Ooh. Ah.
- 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,325 What are you doing? I though you were gonna take her back.
- 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,578 I did. But the store wouldn't take her back.
- 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:22,123 So then I took her to the shelter. And you know what I found out?
- 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,507 If they can't find a home for her, they kill her.
- 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,135 And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine.
- 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,805 Okay, good, good, good.
- 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,391 Because I was kind of having second thoughts too.
- 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:44,479 Okay. And it's not just chicks, you know? It's all kinds of other animals.
- 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,315 That's horrible. Well, you did the right thing, man.
- 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,442 Thanks. I'm glad you see it that way.
- 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,402 [DUCK QUACKING]
- 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,581 Oh, funny story.
- 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,169 I don't believe this.
- 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,923 Wow, look at this refrigerator. It's gigantic.
- 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,885 I mean, I could live in this thing. I'd be cold, but I'm always cold.
- 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:21,099 Oh, my God. Look at these spider burners. I love spider burners.
- 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,517 So you like it?
- 00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:26,938 Oh, it is so perfect. Thank you so much.
- 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,315 - You're welcome. - Oh.
- 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,572 Did you just smell my hair?
- 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,201 No. No way. What? No.
- 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,954 - Oh, God. - What?
- 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,249 You still have feelings for me, don't you?
- 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:50,336 No. I'm just excited about the restaurant, that's all.
- 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,755 - Pete? - Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
- 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,969 No, it's not bad. It's not bad at all.
- 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,220 It's really nice.
- 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:03,516 Look, the only one who stands to get hurt is me, and I'm okay with that.
- 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,352 Yeah, you may be okay with getting hurt...
- 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,730 ...but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you.
- 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,777 - That's why I can't take this job. - What?
- 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,698 Well, we probably shouldn't see each other anymore.
- 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,075 I'm sorry.
- 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,452 Okay. Yeah.
- 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,790 I mean, if that's really what you want, okay.
- 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,587 Okay. Bye.
- 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,468 I'm sorry things didn't work out...
- 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:43,931 Shut up for a second and let me just see something.
- 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:50,938 Oh, wow.
- 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,280 Okay, you'd tell me the truth, right?
- 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:03,201 - Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray. - Okay.
- 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:09,248 Hey, now, you stay out here and you think about what you did.
- 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,628 - That's a duck. - That's a bad duck.
- 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:20,218 - How'd the thing go tonight, Ross? - Oh, it was... No, no.
- 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,469 What thing? What thing?
- 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,263 Nothing. There was this thing at the museum. Come on.
- 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,557 Easy.
- 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,518 Okay, now, when you come back...
- 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,480 ...I hope you remember that that chick is not a toy.
- 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,315 [QUACKING]
- 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,277 What thing? What is this thing?
- 00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:43,157 Aw, I was kind of supposed to be on TV tonight for the Discovery Channel.
- 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,660 Oh, my God.
- 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,578 Ross, why didn't you tell me that?
- 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,539 Ah, I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go...
- 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:54,835 ...and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on.
- 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,213 - Come on. - I cannot believe you.
- 00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,967 - What? - That is the sweetest thing.
- 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,062 You should get some sleep.
- 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,147 Okay.
- 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,775 - So I'll, um... - I'm sorry I spoiled your evening.
- 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,361 No, that's... No, as long as you're okay.
- 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,489 So I'll, uh... I'll see you tomorrow.
- 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,449 Mm-hm. Yeah.
- 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,874 See you.
- 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:47,930 What did you do?
- 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,525 JOEY: What you doing?
- 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,736 Having a swim.
- 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,904 What about the chick?
- 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,906 Chicks don't swim.
- 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,700 Are you sure?
- 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,078 I don't know.
- 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,915 - Should we try? - Sure.
- 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,800 See, I told you. They don't swim.
- 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:28,304 - Well, give him a minute. - No.
- 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:33,059 Oh, it's okay. It's okay, baby, baby, baby.
- 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,770 [HAIR DRYER WHIRRING]
- 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,027 [English - US - SDH]
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